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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Philipbuster, Philipbuster, It's our number four, our number four. A
reminder that Benny Versus the Penny is back for the
new NFL weekend. We'll have against the spread picks all
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that channel and also the Ben Malers Show channel. But
here in hour number four. Your thoughts on Stevens coach
Mike Tomlin endorsing Jalen Ramsey's response to getting a loogie
airmailed his way. We'll talk about that. Also, any advice
on how Odell Beckham can get another NFL job. He's
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free to roam around the NFL and should injured quarterback CJ.
Stroud be looking over his shoulder at Davis Mills in Houston.
We'll take a look at that interesting story. We'll go
there as well. Here it is our number four. Have
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We start with the NFL. We have a follow up
follow up to a previous edition of the show. We
talked about Jamar Chase as he let the loogi fly
in the air everywhere, and he attempted to appeal his
suspension keyword their attempt. Tried to appeal his one game
suspension for spitting a wad of mucus at Jalen Ramsey
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of the Pittsburgh football team. Well, they went to a
hearing and the suspension was upheld, meaning bye bye Jamar Chase.
He will not be playing against the Patriots. And I
know our Patriot fans listening this hour devastated, just absolutely
heartbroken that the Patriots have an easier path to victory
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against the Cincinnati Ben goes there. The appeal was hurt
by Jordy Nelson. Remember him, nine year old, He's played
wide receiver for the Green Bay Packers. Jordy Nelson now
taking a check from the big powerful NFL and he
listened to Jamar Chase. Now I've heard. The defense I
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was told for Jamar Chase was he didn't spit in
the face of Jalen Ramsey, so therefore he should not
be suspended for a game. It was like the remember
Dak Prescott was spitting loogie's on the ground against the eagles,
and they say, we are allowed to hit the ground.
The NFL does not value the planet. Where are the
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environmental wackos? They don't value the planet. Know, the NFL
will allow you to spit on the ground, but if
you spit on someone, you can't do it. So that
was apparently this defense the ban will cost Jamar Chase
his weekly salary. As you're likely going to work a
lot of you get up this hour to try to
beat the traffic. You're going to your job. Good for you.
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Jamar Chase his weekly paycheck four hundred and forty eight
thousand dollars. If you combine that with the per game
active bonus, which is another fifty eight thousand dollars, that
means that Jamar Chase is going to lose because he
spat a loogie at another human being, will lose five
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hundred and seven thousand dollars in salary. Yeah, here's a
little malor math for you. He want some mal of math,
I'll give you some malo math. So using malormath, he
five hundred and seven thousand dollars of Jamar Chase. That
is roughly nine times nine times he makes Jamar Chase
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nine times the average American worker earns in a yearly salary.
The average median salary in America this year fifty eight
one hundred thirty six dollars. So some of you're saying
I make more than that. Some of you're saying I
make less than that. That sucks. But either way, that's
the medium salary in America fifty eight thousand, one hundred
thirty six dollars. So he is, he's losing nine times
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the average American worker salary. That seems to suck. Meanwhile,
Mike Tomlin has entered the chat. Yeah that Mike tom
We like Mike Tomlin, always a great sound bite, really
enjoy his work as a coach of the Pittsburgh there
So Mike Tomlin offered a statement regard Now, initially he
didn't want to say anything and all that I was
going to play at KOY and they kept pestering Tomlin
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about the situation. His player was involved, Jalen Ramsey, and
got kicked out. Now againally, Tom Tomlin kind of played
it cool, you know he was. He was a cool guy,
played played it right down the middle and no big deal. However,
he did eventually get to the money quote, and we
have it. Let's let's go to the audio tape. Here's
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Mike Tomlin take as.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
I have no messages, someone spits in your face. Do
what comes natural?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
There you go, play again, plan again, playing again, playing again.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I have no messages, someone spits in your face. Do
what comes natural?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Yeah, that's my coach. I'm not a Steeler fan, but
that's my coach, all right. So that's the money quote.
That's the jumping off point. Let us discuss the question,
your thoughts on what you just heard the Steelers coach
Mike Tomlin endorsing Jalen Ramsey's response to go to violence
getting a loogie air mailed his way. So I've got
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the great scientist, three musketeers, and doctor's note, and we
will combine all of these together and we are going
to make the Gabba ghoul with a side delicious side
of chicken soup. Let's mean one, all right. So to
lead off, I love it is. This is great plan.
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A guy play a guy went handing guy, play.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
A guy like Tomlin a message and someone in your face,
do what comes natural?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Okay, you know what that is. That's rustic. Tomlin is
what that is, Rustic Tomlin, Mike Tomlin. There no corporate buzzwords,
no HR approved bull crap, no sports cliche dot com.
That is straight from the Caveman handbook. And I'm here
for it. I'm here for it. That is real leadership.
That's what real leadership sounds like. There. That's real parenting. Right.
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It's like your kid gets the bully at cool kind
of bugs your care. You say, listen, I I can't
tell you to do this, but you might want to
punch the bully back, you know. And if somebody asked me,
I'm say I didn't tell you to do this, but
one way to shut up a bully is to punch
a bully. So anyway, listen, you the rules are you
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get spit on or spat on, you don't write a
journal about it. And you know some of you go
on the social media. I'm the victim. No, you take
care of it. You don't need to wallow in victimhood.
If somebody does that, you don't need to talk it through. No,
you let your inner neanderthal just clock the guy that does.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
You do it.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Tomlin essentially said you have permission to beat his ass.
And I think that's great. Bravo, bravo, there you go.
Way to do it. We all have in our own lives,
and we're all starring in our own movies. We all
have our short list of things that demand a primal reaction,
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and this is one of those things. This is one
of those things. Jalen Ramsey did not overthink it. He
didn't say I'll let the league handle this. He didn't
say that. He went Bobby the Brain heenan an iconic
wrestling figure from back in the day, the great scientist
of pro wrestling, who famously said at one point, a
punch to the head is a great scientific move, and
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it is. It is absolutely great that science with impact,
that science with results is what that is, absolutely absolutely
and you know, so Tom's sending the message yet again
to his team. Here, I ride with you, guys. You're
my guys. And that's why people love Mike Tom. Of
course they'd like him more if he won more than
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nine games or ten games every year. That like him
a lot more than that. But if someone does that
to you, the ultimate disrespect, and your head coach is
not calling for you to be the bigger man and
show restraint and all that he's handing you the gloves
and telling you to kick that guy's ass. That is good,
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that's good. So it's again. I will go with the
McDonald's catchphrase, we are love it. We are absolutely loving it, Tomlin.
Keeping it real, gotta keep it real, and sometimes keeping
it real means that, as a football player, you gotta
push some of the face. You just got to it. Furthermore,
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to free agency, we go what free agency? Yeah, so
Odell Beckham Junior, I'm gonna squeeze one more OBJ monologue
and this is it right now? So Odell Beckham Junior,
does he have one more chance in the NFL? Inquiring
minds would like to know he has served his suspension.
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He's a steroid cheat, p D cheat, and he has
served his time. At one point a two time All
Pro beck in his salad days with the New York Giants,
now not so much, and he is able to sign
with any NFL team, any NFL team. So question, you
are now the career counselor. You're the counselor for Odell
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Beckham Junior. Any advice do you have any advice on
how Odell Beckham can get another job in the NFL.
All right. So the first thing is obvious OBJ is
coming off a suspension for using the Nazi stuff and
is some other PR disaster type baggage and all that
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he's got to deal with, you know, hanging out with
certain people. Now, we recommend on the Ben Maler Show,
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wants to be a Millionaire strategy? Now what does that entail?
The who wants to be a millionaire strategy?
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Is?
Speaker 1 (11:42):
What's the lifeline? The lifeline there? Well, forget the skill,
it's not about OBJ as a skill guy. Forget the production.
The lifeline is phone a friend, Phone a friend. That's
the lifeline here, a very very very powerful friend. And
I recommend the Three Musketeers. You can eat a three
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Musketeers bar and just go with the three Musketeers. Now,
who would that be? Jerry Jones, Sean McVeigh and Aaron Rogers.
Those are the three guys. They're all there, they should
be these things called the roll Thedecks, they're all right there.
That's her, Hail Mary, the Three Musketeers. That's it because
if you take away the ob J brand, and if
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you just look at him, forget the hair and all
the bling bling and all that stuff, the one handed
catch and the commercials that he used to do and
all that. If you just judge him by the body
of his work in recent years, then the job that
OBJ is qualified for is cleaning urinals at BUCkies. Now,
that's an important job, Bucky says, the greatest bathrooms around.
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I've been to a BUCkies before and it's just a
wonderful place, and they have a lot of people that
clean the toilets. But that's what he's qualified based on
his recent work. He being Odell Beck. He is the
definition of a falling star. We all know. Don't let
a falling star fall on you. Since twenty nineteen, obj
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his per game production is down forty percent forty percent
decline now in Miami Miami, Miami Miami. With the Dolphins
last year, he reached historically bad levels fifty five total
yards in the twenty twenty four season, not five hundred
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and fifty five. Fifty five for a season. That's not
wide receiver two, that's not wide receiver three or four
or wide receiver five. That is, you're the mascot at
that particular point when that happens. And the Steelers they
seem to have no problem recycling old parts. They go
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to the Junkyard and they like doing that. And Tomlin's
got no fear of Diva. He's got no concern about that.
He'll collect the collect him like the action figures back
in the day. So he's okay with the Cowboys. Jerry
Jones is a legendary star effort and og OBJ would
sell some jerseys to people that don't realize he can't
play anymore. They'd buy that. They'd be like, Okay, well,
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we don't really need that because you've got you've got
the great combo dish there at wide receiver with pickings
and ceedee lamb oh, we don't need it, but why
not You'll sell some jerseys. There'll be some drama there,
and Jerry loves drama. Sean McVay is an obvious one
because he's already OBJ won a Super Bowl with McVeigh
and the Rams, and there's a bond there. He knows Stafford.
Stafford would endorse him. And in the NFL, what is
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the golden rule, it's still undefeated. The golden rule is
it's not what you know, it's who you know. The
hire a friend, which is why we have so much nepotism.
If you happen to be the son of a coach,
like an executive like Sean McVeigh or Shannan or some
of these other guys seemingly have an easier time getting
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a job. It's wild how that works. So Odell Beckham
at this point is roster filler if he even gets
an opportunity on an NFL roster, a situational wide out
where they can show highlights of the one handed catch
and talk about the good old days, the glory days, Oh,
the glory days. They'll leave you behind. Hey, a man
on a depth chart, so the media has again something
(15:23):
to write about on a random Wednesday during the NFL season. Now, meanwhile,
last thing developing story in Houston. Tomorrow the card begins
for the new NFL weekend and the Texans will SEEJ.
Stroud be back. He was at practice. No turns out CJ.
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Stroud is out for tomorrow's game against the Bills. He
going even though he was at practice. Report says he
has not been cleared of concussion protocol. So that means
back up Davis Mills, who looks like a draft Davis
Mills will start yet again for the Houston football team,
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and that has led to some chatter, and I love chatter.
I was called once the chatterbox of Fox Sports Radio.
So the chatter is that there's something more nefarious going
on in Houston. And you know, I love a good
conspiracy theory. Holy Holy mister Irrigation, Chris and Houston and
(16:32):
Ivan the Terrible who lives in Houston, all those guys.
So the story is that the Texans, yeah, there's something
medical going on, but it's more than that. It's more
than that. So the question should C J. Stroud? Should
he be looking over his shoulder at Davis Mills in Houston?
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Should he be looking over his shoulder? So this whole thing,
it just doesn't smell right on this side to the microphone. Now,
people get concussions every week in the NFL. We know that,
every man, woman and child knows that normally it doesn't
take much to get out of concussion protocol. It's usually
a one week thing, your back plan, and if it's
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really bad, and it does happen every once, all you
go on injured reserve. You normally don't miss three games
without going on injured reserve. Like if you're gonna miss
two games. They just put you on injured reserve and
you miss four games and that's it. So we're starting
to think that it started out as a medical thing
and now it's a tactical situation in Houston. Could it
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be a low key benching don't rush back now things
are going well, don't come back now. Yeah. It makes
you think, right, is they just use the doctor's note
to hide the fact that they want Stroud to sit
out more games. Because if you look at it, everyone
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tells me c J. Stroud generational talent. Okay, if you
look at his career, he's he's been fine. He had
a really solid beginning to his career, and ever since
then he's been Okay, I got killed. I did a
monologue before the year that he was bad last season.
He goes, oh my god, I can't believe you would
say that, that's why you're doing overnights.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Yeah, that old thing. And then this year it doesn't
look like he's any closer to getting a gold jacket
and just kind of looks like a guy, just a guy,
that's all he is, you know. Meanwhile, event and he's
regressed even from last year, and then you have Davis Mills.
He's played a couple of games and he's looked more
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like Matthew Stafford on a cheap contract, modest salary. You
know there are no cheap contracts in the NFL. In
the offense, which everyone said, the offensive line is terrible,
it's oh my god, poor CJ. Stroud, he's got no chance.
The coaching sucks, the play calling socks, everything sucks. All that.
You all said that, Well, they changed quarterbacks and suddenly
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the offense works. The jigsaw puzzle pieces fit together. Nico
Collins has been in fuego. The guy's been absolutely balling.
He's had the last three weeks he's gone over Well,
you have seventy five, one, thirty six and ninety two
I believe was the yardage total. And with CJ. Stroud,
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Nico Collins, one of the top receivers in pro football,
has had all of two games this season with over
seventy five yards. You see most of the times CJ.
Stroud will check down and throw the ball to a
tight end or a running back. He avoids Nico Collins
for some reason. And and oh, by the way, just
maybe I know no one wants to admit the wrong,
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but just maybe it's not the fat offensive lineman who
you are to blame. It's not their fault. It's amazing.
Like we've said this. I talked about this in an
earlier hour on the show. You can go back into
the podcast, but we ranted about the same thing. I mean,
when people always say, blame the fat guys, it's fat shaming.
All you skinny people, blame the fat people because they're
not blocking, and you're almost always wrong. You're almost always wrong.
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And here's a great example. The Texas didn't change their
entire offensive line, they didn't change their entire offensive system.
They changed the quarterback and all of a sudden, oh
my god, it's a quarterback stat it's CJ. Stroud. That's
the reason there were so many sacks. Davis Mills, who's
not a great player. He's not. He does get the
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ball out pretty quick, he makes quick decisions, he stays
on schedule, he stays on schedule, and somehow those protection
issues went poof just like that. It's funny how that works,
isn't it. It's pretty funny. And here's the dirty little secret, Okay,
c J Stroud and upside upside, Upside upside upside, upside down. Okay,
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you talk about what he can be and not what
he actually is. You live in a world of Hey,
I'm it's like back in school, we all knew the
guy I'm gonna date the hottest girls school. No you're not,
you're you're ugly. No it's gonna date, but ah, I'm
gonna do it. No you're not. Okay, and he he
rarely reaches the peak. Uh. And he's been in the
(21:29):
NFL for a few years now, and I'm enjoying, not
that it's gonna last, but I'm enjoying the abracadabra, which
is the Mills magic show that they're getting. We'll see
if that continues on Thursday against you know, tomorrow against
the Buffalo Bills and all that stuff. But he's been study.
He plays within a rhythm. It also helps that he
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had that frantic comeback against Jacksonville in the fourth quarter
of that game, which is crazy. But the stuff that
he does does matter, and it proves that a lot
of the issues were because of c. J. Stroud and
his malfeasans at the quarterback position. But you're not supposed
to say that. I said it, all right, So should
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c J. Stroud look over his shoulder? Absolutely if this continues.
All right, We've seen we've seen the Nick Foles. I'm
not saying this is Nick fol We've seeing backup quarterbacks
play really well and it makes you question everything, and
so you should be looking over both shoulders if you're
c J. Stroud, and maybe even check the mirror two,
(22:33):
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and let's saylo do eenie meenie miney mo. Let's saylo
to Steve in Manhattan. Hello Steve, oh and the Big Apple.
What's going on? Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve Steve. Now I
know he's got like two phones. He's probably calling the
morning show, one of the morning shows in New York
(25:35):
right now, All right there he is all I tell you.
He had us on mute.
Speaker 4 (25:39):
He had us.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
He was on his other phone. I know. That's why
I don't mind keeping you on hold, because I know
you've got another phone and you're calling all these other shows.
I know what you're doing.
Speaker 7 (25:50):
Listen those other shows. They like the little ratcals. They're
like third stringers anyway in New York City. Just want
to welcome the rest of the country. Ben right now
is in the big time Drive Time Ben Distinguished Title
Expanding Audience. Well he are now, but they're not telling
you who was at that game at the Lookie Fest
the Lookie Bowl was Roberto Alomar Jr. And you brought
(26:14):
up Gino.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Do you remember when Reggie Reggie Miller also spit leg
years ago with the Pacersjihon Rondo spit He's mayor of
Bill Romanowski, great spinner in the NFL. Romanowski.
Speaker 7 (26:27):
Yeah, some of these guys, they got to be put
on one of those medieval stretching racks. But besides that,
you brought Geno smid before that. I mean, there's a
few guys. Uh, I don't know if they're just doing
it because for whatever reason, it's we're in the twenty
first century.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
You got a kiss butt. But Geno smidt right, I mean,
the guy stinks.
Speaker 7 (26:47):
And he went out to dinner with Woody Allen Johnson
right before the draft and they ended up drafting him.
He basically had Woody Allen Johnson vamboozle. Now that's the
cold now for everybody in the in the mal of
brigade there, if you want to have a code to
say bamboozle, we'll know you're a member of the brigade.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
But the thing with Gino.
Speaker 7 (27:09):
Smith is the guy there's some guys who can are
not that good.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
For some reason, they're able to just get by and
get and just get into the league and stayed there forever,
and some guys get chased out of the league. Tim
Tebow was chased out.
Speaker 7 (27:23):
Of the league.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Well, Tbow was was really bad. The Gino Smith thing though,
the greatest Geno Smith story. Well, the fact that one
of his teammates, well that was great. Also when they
played the Chargers in San Diego, do you remember he
missed the team meeting and he said he didn't know
the time zones. He didn't realize that the West Coast
was three hours behind the East coast.
Speaker 7 (27:47):
He's a trivia question.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
It's a West Virginia education.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Yes, what who is a tribute question? Who did he
missed the team meeting with?
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Oh? I don't remember that they were said they went
to the movies. I remember that they were in the movie.
Speaker 7 (28:01):
Yeah, Father, Well if father won a Super Bowl with
the Giants, he was a quarterback. He missed out on
the second one because of an injury. Till Sims, Matt
Matt Simms.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Okay, is that clown?
Speaker 7 (28:16):
I mean everybody thought Rex Ryan put him on the
team because.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
He is it Matt Simon. Is it Chris Chriss Right?
Speaker 7 (28:24):
Chris was Chris was a legitimate starter in the NFL. Okay,
he got injured with Tampa Bay and everything. Yeah, the
start there is a Matt, but he wasn't a start.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
But he was he got injured. You got serious.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Now now he's just annoying everyone. But that's good now.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
Yeah, but Matt Sims I used to see it.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
I don't even remember. I don't even remember Matt Sims.
I gotta tell you.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Not to be mixed up with Mark Sanchez. No, that
is the guy's Mark. This is Matt. But the thing
is with Matt. I used to tell the guys, listen,
why don't he go up to the Canadian Football League
like Anthony Davis did and get some years up there
and improve he can play and then come back. They
were treating it like like truthfully, like like the little
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league saw him, like he's still said as his son,
he's got to be on the team. And mean, while
Timo was on that team too, they would they chased
him out of the league. Listen, the bottom line is
there are guys.
Speaker 7 (29:24):
For some reason, you get to play, they get to
hang around a long time, they get.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
To win rings and stuff. But they're really not good
football players. They're really not. You're able to make it.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Now, you know. But you know you're such a professional caller.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
You know.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
I was about to move on and okay, all right,
there you go. You got your gob Are you happy?
Very nice? What do you think of that? Weed Man?
Did you like that?
Speaker 8 (29:49):
Was that?
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Okay? Weed Man?
Speaker 3 (29:50):
As he said, I love that?
Speaker 8 (29:51):
That was very entertaining.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
I love it. Okay, all right, you're a big fan
all the whole show. He's been on hold the whole show.
See he didn't we found out he didn't get arrested,
weed Man. He wasn't here yesterday. He forgot to pay
his phone billing. Maybe maybe a weed Man could just
be your your Andy Richter. Oh you think you think
he just be my my guy?
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Just uh.
Speaker 6 (30:12):
We'll keep him on hold the entire show every every
day Instagram.
Speaker 4 (30:16):
And when you will need like a laugh or or
somebody to throw something off of weed Man?
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Would you like to do that? Weed Man? Are you
willing to work every night? Just be there in case
I things get a little slow around here and I
need some some laughs.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
Yes, absolutely.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
We're not gonna pay you. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (30:37):
Yeah, I realized on Monday, Lorena, I don't want to.
I don't want to sup on Your queen watched it,
so I'm good not doing it.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
No, today is not Today is not What do you
say you doing Wednesday? Today's Wednesday? You do it Monday
into Tuesday. Yeah, it's fine, You're fine, all right. Hold,
let's go to Rob on the three two one. Hello, Rob, Welcome,
what's going on?
Speaker 9 (30:58):
Rob?
Speaker 8 (30:59):
Rob?
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Yeah's up?
Speaker 3 (31:00):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Then?
Speaker 9 (31:01):
Good evening, how are you my friend?
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Good evening, Yes, good evening. Yes, we're recording this in
the evening.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
If I don't say it, get after them.
Speaker 9 (31:07):
Good evening and good night.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
Yes, exactly.
Speaker 9 (31:10):
So I love the show, Ben, I've been listening for
almost two years. A sworn in number of the Mallard
Militia Malice will lose the winner at twenty twenty two,
twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Well it's twenty four twenty four.
Speaker 9 (31:26):
Now my years are off, So I need to address
a listener shandemoind this has to stop us. I'm tired
of you mention to set them ve my tweet and
you want.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
To make your own sit on it. Just stop it
just enough so I.
Speaker 9 (31:41):
Have to give you my golden ticket to the whole
way because if.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
That's the case, No, Rub, you don't have to do that.
I will, Robert listen. It's social media. You can block people,
you can mute them. You don't have to. There's people
that annoying me, I just mute them. They don't even
know they're being muted. So just do that. You don't
have to tell you.
Speaker 9 (31:56):
Still, you can still see what everybody tweets, and you
can think and see what you tweet and see what
I You.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Know, I don't know. I don't know what's going on
with you two. I don't know the beef. I'm not
familiar with it.
Speaker 9 (32:10):
He takes that I'm in love with this fiance, which
I'm get married for fifteen years happily. But he would
like to suspect.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
All right, well, that sounds sounds like a beef that
I don't want to get involved in. But I listen.
Just I would advise. My professional advice is either do
what I do and don't go on very often, or
when I do, I just if somebody annoys me, I
just mute them and I don't even see their stuff,
and that's that. But you've you made your plea Okay,
all right, we'll leave it there, Thank you. Rob. Let's
go to Easy Money. Who's in La. By the way,
(32:40):
Drake May got called out. The Patriots quarterback got called
out by Cam Newton, who took a subtle shot at
the Patriots like they haven't played anybody that kind of thing.
They're nine and two and all that stuff, and he
questioned whether this was real or not. And you know,
it's like a fool's gold, the quote from Cam Newton
(33:00):
and so. On his weekly paid radio show, Drake May
was asked about that, and he said, and the answer
was the perfect how to upset a famous person. His
response was the equivalent of who are you? Why are
you famous? Was essentially his response. He says, he said,
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I don't even know what show he's on, is what
Drake May said, which is a low That is a
low blow. I don't even know what show the guy's on.
And then he said I think they get paid to
make remarks and make certain comments. He said yeah, and
then he gave the cliche after that, which is, yeah,
they do get paid, and someday, if you're lucky, you'll
(33:41):
get one of those no show jobs. Or you show
up and you say I know everything because I used
to play, and then you don't have to do any
prep and you show up and just kind of coast.
So the way to do it, yeah, easy money, what's
going on? Easy money?
Speaker 7 (33:51):
Welcome, hey Ben, thank you.
Speaker 10 (33:54):
I watched one of cam Newton's podcasts one time just recently.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
It wasn't bad.
Speaker 10 (34:00):
Kind of some interesting information in there, but good.
Speaker 11 (34:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (34:04):
There A long time listener. Been listening to you for
over a decade.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Now, Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 10 (34:10):
Yeah, A big time of your monologue. So I always
try to you know, it's like a religious experience. I
try to be there for church.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
You know, see that it's the It's the the Church
of Mallorhood is what it is right there. Are you impressed, Larina, No,
you're not. I actually am a little. The tabernacle, it's
the Mallard Tabernacle is what it is. We need we
need a choir is what we need. We need a quire.
Speaker 8 (34:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (34:32):
I appreciate your wordsmith. You come up with words that
I have to dig deep to find those words.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Thank you. And I did not. I did not learn
that at Saddleback College. I learned that on my own.
I'm a self made man when it comes to words.
I hated school. God did I hate school? My God,
I like school. I couldn't stay in school. People I
was the fat kid. People made fun of me. I
hated school. God did I hate school? Anyway? What's going on, easy, Mandy?
What what do you what's your point here?
Speaker 10 (34:57):
Well, I wanted to ask. I have a request for
a new secon on your show. I love it when
you go into the thirst and howl, the third kind
of vocal tone. Could you put a whole stch do
the show in that voice for a segment or maybe
the whole show.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Yeah, you pay me five grand, I'll do it, absolutely.
Speaker 10 (35:18):
I'll work on that.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Okay, Yeah, yeah, you pay me twenty thousand, I'll do
every show. Actually, got more than twenty thousand. I need
more than twenty thousand.
Speaker 10 (35:25):
Try to work that in a little more.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
Okay, see what you see?
Speaker 2 (35:28):
You like?
Speaker 1 (35:28):
I don't really do impersonations, but I do do one
voice and you say it's thirst and how that's my
thirst and how.
Speaker 10 (35:34):
Yeah, it's kind of like that sophisticated out of it.
Speaker 9 (35:38):
Yeah, okay, you roll into it.
Speaker 10 (35:40):
Every now and then, but you only do it for
like one sentence and then it disappears.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
I'm sorry about that. I'm sorry, I'm letting you down.
I will I will make a note of that. I
will try to do a whole monologue. Maybe on Thanksgiving
when no one's listening and I'm here, I will do that.
Speaker 10 (35:53):
Yeah, I'll make sure I listen.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
All right, than you can you please? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (35:57):
What can you please?
Speaker 10 (35:58):
Ban from the show for Conn and Poppy. I have
to change the channel.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Okay, I will let them know they are banned from
the show. Yeah, thank you, easy money. I gotta go,
But thank you, buddy, thanks for listening all these years.
I preciate ten years. That's a good time. I didn't
listen to the other fifteen years I've been here. But
that's fine. Let's go to Blind Scott on the North
end of Boston is hanging out there. Hello, Blind Scott.
Speaker 11 (36:22):
Hey, what's up?
Speaker 3 (36:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (36:23):
I had three cups of coffee. It's like probably twenty
eight degrees out. My head was hurt and so bad.
But from all those like cosmetic surgeries I had I
thought about, dude. But one thing I got to tell
you about the airport. This is a behind the scenes
airport prediction for next week. I have partners that are
coming to visit me next week, so it seems like
all the flights will be taken off. I have a
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pilot and a flight attendant coming to visit me.
Speaker 7 (36:47):
Dude.
Speaker 11 (36:47):
One other thing too, Like you have this smelly hippie
hanging out on, hold on, I like, there's not really
that good of an attraction. Like the guy has no
teeth because he smoked all his crack. You know, he
begged for money, like he evacuates all his bowels when
he goes to people.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
All right, that's very mean. But he's being mean to you,
weed man. That's not nice.
Speaker 8 (37:06):
That's very surprising. I always like Scott.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
I like you, all right, blind Scott.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
He likes you.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Why would you be mean to him? Scott.
Speaker 10 (37:14):
Here's a problem.
Speaker 11 (37:15):
This grateful dead boomer generation has completely destroyed America.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
Oh no, they haven't. He thinks you've destroyed America. Weed man.
You can't even destroy Miami.
Speaker 8 (37:25):
I'm trying to change the world.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
You are, all right. I gotta leave it there. We
have password the word Game of the Stars. You want
to play? Call right now eight seven to seven ninety nine. Fox.
We'll get to that. We'll do it next.
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Speaker 4 (38:31):
Attention everyoneord is password, you idiot? Password? The word Game
of the Stars. Here's Ben Metler.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
All right, let's do it. And we have America's favorite
crossing guard, Daniel in Fort Wayne. Who's gonna play? Hello Daniel,
good morning Bank.
Speaker 11 (38:49):
You have to forgive me.
Speaker 9 (38:50):
I'm eating my breakfast right now.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Oh I don't want to interrupt your brag. Why do
you eat your breakfast while? Have you played another time?
How about that?
Speaker 2 (38:57):
No?
Speaker 9 (38:58):
No no, no, no no no no.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
I'm now okay. All of a sudden, he's done. All
of okay, calm down? What what? Who do you want
to partner up with quickly, Daniel, I gotta go with you.
Speaker 7 (39:09):
I gotta win today.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Okay, you're gonna win. And we have Mike the Leprechaun
is gonna play. Hello, Mike the Leprechaun.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
Good morning, Top of the morning.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
I'm going to the bathrooms. Who do you want? Okay? Lorena?
All right, she took her headphones up. All right, well
you're gonna play. Oh what does she do?
Speaker 8 (39:32):
She?
Speaker 1 (39:32):
Where does she go? I don't see her?
Speaker 3 (39:34):
Okay, I'll do.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
Somebody's gotta play, Daniel. We have a list of words
one to ten. Please pick a number. Hurry up, please,
you're down, You're going down.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
Hot.
Speaker 10 (39:47):
I'm gonna go number.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
Three, number three. All right, let's go with let's see here.
Let's go with any meaning money. How about MMM dependence
depending No dependence d E p E N d E
n c E dependence.
Speaker 4 (40:14):
No, okay, lepercawn.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Let's go with habit uh ritual no, Daniel, how about
crack trug No, let's go with craving.
Speaker 3 (40:31):
Desire.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
Think of all the words that have been saying. It's
not just the most they're not listening, Coop. Let's show
the word out quickly pick another number, Mike, quickly pick
your number. But the word was add addiction. Addiction.
Speaker 7 (40:44):
Yeah, okay, okay, number number two, number two, go ahead, Okay,
let me think, let me think.
Speaker 2 (40:52):
Sort.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
Oh she said it all right, Daniel Sort. It's a
very good, cool arena, very good clue. Dang a pig eye.
What a disaster this game. It turned out to be.
My god, I think it's fun.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
What are you talking.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
A sword to the heart is what that was, A
sword to the heart.