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June 6, 2024 11 mins

Kate Hawkesby and Tim Wilson joined Mike Hosking to Wrap the Week that was. 

On the agenda today was everything from Mike's Radio Awards acceptance speech to Producer Sam's green suit, to the demise of the little coffee kiosk outside of NZME.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
But I need to be honest about as I. There
are pew to B sixteen tracks. I haven't had time
to wear them up because the boss has just turned
up hungover from last night's radio awards activities, and I
was giving him a tongue lashing for his unprofessionalism.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
And so they're what's more unpofficial him turning up hangover
or you not turning up?

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Actually yeah, no, good question, yeah, fair ques, fair question.
But I had my I did have my colonic irrigation,
which I very hard to get. The appointment, did not?
I did? I did so believe Katie, you of all
people would know how difficult it is to get the

(00:37):
colonic irrigation and appointment every second.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
I don't even know how you came up with that.
You speaking did confuse the minister as well. And I mean,
first of all, some great certainly like ZV Station of
the Year and Sammy and the Green Suit producers best
producers of course, because they're to it with you. They
need metals, not awards for medication case exactly best again,
so a huge night, does they'd be? And that was

(01:02):
awesome and really well, but your speech confused the minister
and that was a unique opportunity to get a message
of very important message across to the new Minister broadcasting.
And he stood up and said, I don't know what
my costume was saying apart from leading him alone. So
could you explain what you wanted the minister to know?

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Now? This is this is you. You put me in
the invidious position already. So I was under tremendous pressure
from the senior management of this company to raise the
issue of is it licenses or frequencies? I think it's
licenses anyway, Apparently we have this is this is all?
This is high for Luton admin that I know nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
You're always the one who's complaining that we're not on
a FM and places like in vcago.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Is that Is that what that's about?

Speaker 4 (01:43):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:43):
In that case, I'm into it.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Unable saturation coverage, of getting the networks more places with frequency.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
You know, we need that.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
This opportunity to explain it.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Good point, That's what I was trying to say. And
unfortunately we've got people.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
In INVCAGOL who have got a battery POWD radio and
each hand again but one in each hand to try
and replicate what it would actually sound like if they
were listening.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
On and now and now that Rio Tinto I've signed
that twenty year deal. Every time you drive past the
bloody place you go.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
Actually, if Mike, if you will again, can Kate do
your acceptance speech because it sounds like she's got the
talking points and also she shows up. This is this
is you're absolutely rightly when you were saying, what is
it more professional to show up hungover the next day
and not to show up at all? It's not about you, mate,
It's about the audience of talking. Go there from the room.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
I try to tell him that, and I also to
tell him to keep it humble. That doesn't work either,
as he counted nominated, and I do you have to
do that stuff honestly? And then the fact that I
think you skipped the important point, which was to explain
that we're in more licenses.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
To put the listening.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
That was the point.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
I thought I had a good night, But now I
feel I feel I feel like, actually, to you know
what you.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
Could you've had a second column irrigation exactly.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Now good news is do you know do you guess
what Sammy's wearing this morning?

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Caddie, I've already said he's coming in suit. What I
want is a photo of Salmon's green suit with green
and once you.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Can okay, well you can do that, but you can
go to I'm assuming this video. Can you go to
a video somewhere of the night. Is there a video
of the night?

Speaker 4 (03:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Right, you go to the video of the night where
he stood up in the suit, and it was it
was more embarrassing than I had imagined because I hadn't
I hadn't seen the suit, and when I did the
video acceptance, I just assumed the suit was a beautiful, lush,
deep forest green and when he stood up, people would go, oh,
what's he talking about? Hoskin's got no taste. That's a

(03:42):
really cool suit. Unfortunately, because it was made in Malaysia
by mister Sharma, established in nineteen ninety six, and it
came in at the Grand t What do you think
now you'd appreciate this, Tim What do you think Sammy
paid for a suit handstitched, handmade, custom in Malaysia? What
do you reckon?

Speaker 4 (04:01):
He pay twenty seven ninety nine?

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Ki, we close very close, really twenty one dollars seventy SUPs.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Where can we see the video? Where can we see it?

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Well, go viral now probably, but now I don't know.
Go to the Radio Awards website and they'll have it
on there and done. He's wearing that suit. Now for you,
tim hot gossip. You're ready for this hot gossip on
guess who was there last night that you would look
at and you'd go, I wonder away they're here.

Speaker 4 (04:33):
Give me a clue.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Brad Olsen.

Speaker 4 (04:38):
After the rinsing you gave him last year, he was back.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
He's a serial attendee.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
Podcast or something like everybody.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
He has no podcast.

Speaker 4 (04:48):
He's a surreal he turned up on everyone else's podcasts.
He's a great shower up of that brown.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
He's a fantastic guy. Now here's the embarrassing thing. Last
last year, Semi of the green suit bought Bradley a
red Bull because Bradley, as we know, doesn't drink, and
my accusation that he was off his face and dancing
on the floor that was bordering on libels and of
course proved not to be true. We danced, well, he
certainly danced.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
It was true and the way there and we thought
the only explanation for the dancing was because exactly no,
it was red bull.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
You couldn't You couldn't blame me. So anyway, So Bradley
comes up last night and he goes, you bought me
a red Bull last year. I owe you a drink,
And so Sammy said, of the green suit, he said, absolutely,
I'll have I'll have a rum and lemonade because ex
ys go to drink. I'll have a rum and lemonade.
And Bradley goes to let me see what I can

(05:39):
do about this, and Bradley disappeared and he never came
back and he never bought the drink.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
Oh so.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Exactly, well and lemonade anyway, exactly. So, Sammy's mum had
given him twenty bucks for the drug.

Speaker 4 (05:55):
What Sammy gave him some dough?

Speaker 1 (05:58):
Yeah no, Sammy, No, no, he didn't give him the
But Sammy's mum had given him given Sammy twenty bucks
for drinks for the night.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
She had it.

Speaker 4 (06:06):
Stop it a warm wing.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
Sam should not have to put up.

Speaker 4 (06:09):
With this, Yeah, put up with this. We were giving
you the klonic, not sam Thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
Okay, what are we going to do about that? Sorry?

Speaker 3 (06:17):
One, I just I got I've got some breaking news.
I got a breaking news update. Yes, throwing the text
from Sammy saying it is a lovely green from a
guy who does all the suits of the cabinet ministers
in Malaysia. It's thirteen hundred dollars right, Jason is going
to see me video and I'm going to put up

(06:38):
on my Instagram so people can see it.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Good, good, what we need.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
It's the older size, explained to Sammy yesterday when he
was he talked me through the whole cabinet minister thing.
It's the oldest game in town. So what you do
is you go into the back alleys of Manila or
wherever he was in the Third World. And the first
thing that San Jeep l mister Singh says to you
goes I I do all the suits for the government.

(07:03):
And then what he didn't tell you is a bloke
walked in while he was being measured up from the
what minister, the defense minister, the Defense Minister's office with
a bottle of wine. Oh sorry, the Defense minister himself.
The Defense minister himself walks into the shop with a
bottle of wine and says, mister sing good afternoon. I
just came by to thank you so much for my

(07:24):
latest series of suits. You are the best tailor in Manila.
I don't know how to thank you enough.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
I believe it was Pang. It's weird because I got
my suit from a guy in New Zealand who claimed
he does all the suits for the for the Malaysian
kidney exactly.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
So the guys in the back room, he pretends to
be the Minister of Defense. He comes out with a
bottle of wine and he goes, oh, look, it's the
Minister of Defense has just walked into things.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
And claims he looked him up and it's definitely the guy.
So it's definitely a guy who looks like him anyway.

Speaker 4 (07:55):
Look like him. Okay, okay, I'm realizing why you were
so successful, Mike. You don't include any of the segment
in your entry, do you. Because we've got being called Manila,
we've got to walk back, we've got false allegations.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
Apologies yep, yeah, probably a BSA complaint before we know.
Quick question for you, O, Katie, what are we going
to do about birds? Birds?

Speaker 3 (08:17):
Are the coffee keok that you would sind of support
that's now gone?

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (08:21):
Oh yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
I don't know what we can do and if they've
gone they've gone, haven't they.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
Is there a sad a site than people carrying three
broken down metal stools stacked upon each other and a
rubbish bag and turning the light out.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
You're surely not moving because you you are only saying
to me, I don't know that they're in the best
position for maximum people.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
And that's why Glenn's so successful. Glenn said, how do
you know they haven't moved to larger premises?

Speaker 4 (08:48):
And yeah, but it's true, true, it's true, mate, Like
you know, you know when you see when you see
stores closing, like closing down sale or empty stores on
on street, she realize that there's a tragedy.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Smith, don't Smith and Coey me on an already emotional morning.

Speaker 4 (09:07):
Sorry, mate, Sorry, but I had to go there. It's
so true. It is full business. It is a struggle.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
Quick pop quiz? You interested you to in a quick
pop quiz or not?

Speaker 3 (09:16):
You should have bought more coffees? Are the question hard?
We don't like hard questions.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
I find them easy, but you might find the what.

Speaker 4 (09:23):
About I've got a pop quiz. I've got a pop
quiz for you. Is Manila in Panang or Panang in Manila?

Speaker 1 (09:29):
That's a very good question. And is Manila north to
the southeast of Penang or is Panang to the southwest
of Manila. Those are the other quite often asked questions.
How long is how how long has William Roach been
on Coronation Stream?

Speaker 4 (09:42):
Who?

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Okay, this isn't going to go well what Helen Wooth?
Helen Worth announced this week she's living Coronation fifty years.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
Fifty years?

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Okay, fifty years for Helen Worth. Even though I gave
you the answer, Katie, correct.

Speaker 4 (09:57):
Is Ena Sharpell still on? There?

Speaker 1 (09:58):
No dead? Did guy at the radio awards Coronation Street
don't say stuff like that.

Speaker 4 (10:08):
I don't even been renamed.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
No, it's it's on television. Actually, good question. Is it
still on? Actually? I think I think it is. It's
it will be on the on demand.

Speaker 4 (10:19):
It's gone in Manila.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
You're not going to keep winning the awards if your
material isn't relevant.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
As a nostalgia prize. They go like the Good Old Days,
It's sad time now for the Good Old Days Award.
The winner again is Mike asking if I will Katie,
I will give you the thrill of your life. And
that's any thrill that you choose uh huh, but I
think we know what one you choose. If you can,
if you can tell me.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
How long you don't?

Speaker 4 (10:45):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (10:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Hell if Helen Worth has been on Coronation Street for
fifty years? How long has Barbara Knox been on Coronation Street?

Speaker 3 (10:54):
A Coronation Street questions?

Speaker 4 (10:56):
Who's yep?

Speaker 1 (10:59):
You're lost?

Speaker 4 (11:00):
What you say? Fifty eight? Say fifty eight?

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Tim, I couldn't offer you the same throw like an
off kadi, but that answers portion.

Speaker 4 (11:09):
Can I go completely?

Speaker 1 (11:12):
I am leaving now forty two years as the answer.
Lovely to see you, guys, Kate Hawksby and Tim Wilson.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
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