February 29, 2024 • 8 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I was donkey up today. Damn he hogged donkey to day.
I ain't trying to be donkey today no more. They
should be embarrassed by what they already did. I'm not
making new people do these things.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Called donkey of the day, and it really caught me
off guard. Damn Charla man who got the donkey out
of the day today? Wow?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Donkey today?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
For Thursday, February twenty ninth, last day of Black History Month,
goes to a twenty four year old man named Isaiah
bar two. Isaiah is from Nebraska, Ladies and getlemen.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
In in Nebraska. He might be.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
It just depends on your definition of ill. Okay, by
ill you mean mentally, Yeah, that's probably true. See, Isaiah
was looking for a sweet licky. Y'all know what a
sweet lick is, right, Huh, all your toxic studs, calm down.
I'm not talking about that kind of sweet lick, all right, Okay,
I'm talking about the kind of sweet lick that the
Urban Dictionary defines his easy money. Basically, if I wanted
(00:59):
to rob you, make something from you, it would be
easy to do so. I guess Isaiah, knowing he had
a sweet lick, decided to use something sweet to get
the lick off all the toxic studs out there, like
Uncle Sharlah, What are you talking about? Why do you
keep talking about sweets and licks? You're making us hungry
and horny.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
I'm anshop. Well, let's go to ten eleven Now News
for the report. Police.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
A Lincoln man is in jail or accused of holding
up a Quick Shop and taking money from the register.
Police say Isaiah bar Two walked into the store earlier
this week and demanded money and employee tels officers. Bar
Two had a Hostess cinnamon roll box over his hand,
making them believe he was armed with a gun. Now,
(01:40):
they gave him money and he took off. Investigators say
bar Two was later found nearby with a handgun. I
don't get him money and meth. He's facing a number
of charges, including for robbery and weapons violations.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I don't get it. This is what I don't understand.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
If you actually had a handgun that police caught you with,
Lada to the robbery. Why would you rob quick Shop
with a box of Hostess cinnamon rolls?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
What is the reason you had a pistol? But you
decided to use pastries? This man has a gun tat
it on his right forearm.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Why I don't know, because clearly it's just for show,
because he chose cinnabuns over guns.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
I like cinna buns over guns too, especially when I'm
high off marijuana with the munchies and when I'm at
Charlston International Airport, but not when robbing a quick shop. Okay,
we all play too much, all right. I don't understand
why humans play with their.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Own lives and the lives of others.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
You go in quick shop with a box of cinnamon rolls,
not a person behind the counter is fin for their
life because they think you got a gun. They might
have a gun, and they might be fast on the draw.
Next thing you know, you dead over a Danish How
you gonna explain that in the afterlife?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Sitting in hell over Hostess cinnamon rolls eternal hell fire
for cinnamon swirrels. The news report says the female clerk
feared the container of Hostess cinnamon rolls contained a handgun,
That's why she gave up the money.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
But no, it was just individually.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Wrapped frosted pastries. Young lady, you did the right things.
Drop on the cluthes box of that young lady. This
isn't social media where you have time to figure out
if something is real or not.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Quick shopping' dying for you.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Give that man a couple of dollars for his latest
meth habit and move on.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Now.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
I don't know whether the blameness on the meth or
the current society we live in.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
See.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
I understand drugs make you do something strange for a
little bit of change, but we also just live in
a strange society. It's a bizarre world where a man
would absolutely leave his pistol at home but put his
hostess in a gun hoster to go rob the quick shops,
only to get caught and charged for his pistol later.
(03:39):
Some don'ty today is just sell themselves. Please give Isaiah
bar two to sweech downs of the Hamilton's.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
You all.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Oh the day, ye oh the day.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Ye.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
I don't know why you squeezing that bottle of water
like that?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
That really gets to me.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
I don't know why. It's like why why you just
won't just why do you have to squeeze the bottle
of water like that?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Look at that? But he does that with everything like
he's very rough paused with everything. You see the way
he puts lotion on his face. He beats his face up.
You see where he put absolutely beats.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I'm so judgmental in this room, wanting to be so judgmental.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
No, we're not judging you.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
We want you to take better care of yourself and
calm down.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Calm down. I have strength. It's crazy. I have a
quick announcement.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
By the way, you know that I am a New
York Times Give me some drum rolls or something. You
know I am a New York Times bestselling author, Right, yes, sir,
national bestseller. Thank you to everyone who has purchased my
first book, Black Privilege, Opportunity Comes to Those who created,
which came out in twenty sixteen. Thank you to everyone
who supported my second book, Shook One of Anxiety Playing
Tricks on Me that came out in twenty eighteen. And
(04:58):
since then, I've launched my own book imprint with Simon
and Schuston called Black Privileged Publishing.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
And I am proud to announce this morning that.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
My third book titled Get Honest Are Die Line? Why
Small Talk Sucks? I repeat, my third book titled Get
Honest Are Die Line?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Why small Talk Sucks will.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Be available May twenty first, twenty twenty four, okay, and
it is available for pre order everywhere you buy books now. Okay,
So whether it's Amazon, Barnes and Nobles, wherever you buy
your books, you can go purchase pre order my third
book right now, Get Honest or Die Line Why Small
Talk Sucks?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Okay. The book is literally how I hate small talk
on all levels. All right, don't just come up to
me talking about nothing for the sake of talking. And
it's how It's.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
About how we make micros macros in this society and
we spend so much time talking about small things that
don't matter.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
So May twenty.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
First, twenty twenty four, my third book, Get Honest, are
Die Line, Why Small Talk Sucks, will be in bookstores everywhere,
but it's available for pre order right now.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
There you go. Congratulations. Okay, So who thought of the title?
The author? It is so long, that's like it's really
get what is it? Let me show you how it
looks on the books. That's just like the movie. And
you see get one line. I grew up Jehovah's Witness, right,
so I'm gonna my cousin did Yeah? Who she no London.
(06:26):
So this is like my book of Bible stores that
we grew up on. See like the yellow with the
red funt yes, the ones that will ring the door
bell one, get on us to die line, Why small
talk stucks? Okay, available for pre order right now everywhere
you buy books.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
But that just really reminds me of like the movie
I Know what you did last Summer, and then the
party was like I still know what you did last summer,
and then was.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Like I still get.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
No please.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
That is so long because the title so long. All
my taco line.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Black privilege opportunity comes to those who created shook and anxiety,
playing tricks on me, Getting honest or die line, Why
small talk sucks? You can't even say it fast because
you I don't want to say it fast.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Get our die line? Why small talk? What's the first one?
What's the first one? Get honest to di line? No,
what's the first one? Black privilege opportunity comes to those exactly.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
It's so long, you gotta like really really get it down.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Bestseller, go preorder your book right now.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Everyone saying that I'm a New York bestseller.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Everybody is.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
You're gonna be saying that to My book is just
gonna be called clip Burnson.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Not what it's just gonna be called.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Donkey Today is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney Michael
to Bull Lamb and stuff.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Don't be a donkey when you need a fighter on
your side.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
If you're ever injured, go to Michael to Bull dot com.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
That's Michael to Bull dot com. And when you mess
with the bull, you get the Haunch. Wake that ass
up in the morning. Breakfast Club
I was donkey up today. Damn he hogged donkey to day.
I ain't trying to be donkey today no more. They
should be embarrassed by what they already did. I'm not
making new people do these things.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Called donkey of the day, and it really caught me
off guard. Damn Charla man who got the donkey out
of the day today? Wow?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Donkey today?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
For Thursday, February twenty ninth, last day of Black History Month,
goes to a twenty four year old man named Isaiah
bar two. Isaiah is from Nebraska, Ladies and getlemen.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
In in Nebraska. He might be.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
It just depends on your definition of ill. Okay, by
ill you mean mentally, Yeah, that's probably true. See, Isaiah
was looking for a sweet licky. Y'all know what a
sweet lick is, right, Huh, all your toxic studs, calm down.
I'm not talking about that kind of sweet lick, all right, Okay,
I'm talking about the kind of sweet lick that the
Urban Dictionary defines his easy money. Basically, if I wanted
(00:59):
to rob you, make something from you, it would be
easy to do so. I guess Isaiah, knowing he had
a sweet lick, decided to use something sweet to get
the lick off all the toxic studs out there, like
Uncle Sharlah, What are you talking about? Why do you
keep talking about sweets and licks? You're making us hungry
and horny.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
I'm anshop. Well, let's go to ten eleven Now News
for the report. Police.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
A Lincoln man is in jail or accused of holding
up a Quick Shop and taking money from the register.
Police say Isaiah bar Two walked into the store earlier
this week and demanded money and employee tels officers. Bar
Two had a Hostess cinnamon roll box over his hand,
making them believe he was armed with a gun. Now,
(01:40):
they gave him money and he took off. Investigators say
bar Two was later found nearby with a handgun. I
don't get him money and meth. He's facing a number
of charges, including for robbery and weapons violations.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I don't get it. This is what I don't understand.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
If you actually had a handgun that police caught you with,
Lada to the robbery. Why would you rob quick Shop
with a box of Hostess cinnamon rolls?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
What is the reason you had a pistol? But you
decided to use pastries? This man has a gun tat
it on his right forearm.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Why I don't know, because clearly it's just for show,
because he chose cinnabuns over guns.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
I like cinna buns over guns too, especially when I'm
high off marijuana with the munchies and when I'm at
Charlston International Airport, but not when robbing a quick shop. Okay,
we all play too much, all right. I don't understand
why humans play with their.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Own lives and the lives of others.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
You go in quick shop with a box of cinnamon rolls,
not a person behind the counter is fin for their
life because they think you got a gun. They might
have a gun, and they might be fast on the draw.
Next thing you know, you dead over a Danish How
you gonna explain that in the afterlife?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Sitting in hell over Hostess cinnamon rolls eternal hell fire
for cinnamon swirrels. The news report says the female clerk
feared the container of Hostess cinnamon rolls contained a handgun,
That's why she gave up the money.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
But no, it was just individually.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Wrapped frosted pastries. Young lady, you did the right things.
Drop on the cluthes box of that young lady. This
isn't social media where you have time to figure out
if something is real or not.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Quick shopping' dying for you.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Give that man a couple of dollars for his latest
meth habit and move on.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Now.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
I don't know whether the blameness on the meth or
the current society we live in.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
See.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
I understand drugs make you do something strange for a
little bit of change, but we also just live in
a strange society. It's a bizarre world where a man
would absolutely leave his pistol at home but put his
hostess in a gun hoster to go rob the quick shops,
only to get caught and charged for his pistol later.
(03:39):
Some don'ty today is just sell themselves. Please give Isaiah
bar two to sweech downs of the Hamilton's.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
You all.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Oh the day, ye oh the day.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Ye.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
I don't know why you squeezing that bottle of water
like that?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
That really gets to me.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
I don't know why. It's like why why you just
won't just why do you have to squeeze the bottle
of water like that?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Look at that? But he does that with everything like
he's very rough paused with everything. You see the way
he puts lotion on his face. He beats his face up.
You see where he put absolutely beats.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I'm so judgmental in this room, wanting to be so judgmental.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
No, we're not judging you.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
We want you to take better care of yourself and
calm down.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Calm down. I have strength. It's crazy. I have a
quick announcement.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
By the way, you know that I am a New
York Times Give me some drum rolls or something. You
know I am a New York Times bestselling author, Right, yes, sir,
national bestseller. Thank you to everyone who has purchased my
first book, Black Privilege, Opportunity Comes to Those who created,
which came out in twenty sixteen. Thank you to everyone
who supported my second book, Shook One of Anxiety Playing
Tricks on Me that came out in twenty eighteen. And
(04:58):
since then, I've launched my own book imprint with Simon
and Schuston called Black Privileged Publishing.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
And I am proud to announce this morning that.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
My third book titled Get Honest Are Die Line? Why
Small Talk Sucks? I repeat, my third book titled Get
Honest Are Die Line?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Why small Talk Sucks will.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Be available May twenty first, twenty twenty four, okay, and
it is available for pre order everywhere you buy books now. Okay,
So whether it's Amazon, Barnes and Nobles, wherever you buy
your books, you can go purchase pre order my third
book right now, Get Honest or Die Line Why Small
Talk Sucks?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Okay. The book is literally how I hate small talk
on all levels. All right, don't just come up to
me talking about nothing for the sake of talking. And
it's how It's.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
About how we make micros macros in this society and
we spend so much time talking about small things that
don't matter.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
So May twenty.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
First, twenty twenty four, my third book, Get Honest, are
Die Line, Why Small Talk Sucks, will be in bookstores everywhere,
but it's available for pre order right now.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
There you go. Congratulations. Okay, So who thought of the title?
The author? It is so long, that's like it's really
get what is it? Let me show you how it
looks on the books. That's just like the movie. And
you see get one line. I grew up Jehovah's Witness, right,
so I'm gonna my cousin did Yeah? Who she no London.
(06:26):
So this is like my book of Bible stores that
we grew up on. See like the yellow with the
red funt yes, the ones that will ring the door
bell one, get on us to die line, Why small
talk stucks? Okay, available for pre order right now everywhere
you buy books.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
But that just really reminds me of like the movie
I Know what you did last Summer, and then the
party was like I still know what you did last summer,
and then was.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Like I still get.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
No please.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
That is so long because the title so long. All
my taco line.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Black privilege opportunity comes to those who created shook and anxiety,
playing tricks on me, Getting honest or die line, Why
small talk sucks? You can't even say it fast because
you I don't want to say it fast.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Get our die line? Why small talk? What's the first one?
What's the first one? Get honest to di line? No,
what's the first one? Black privilege opportunity comes to those exactly.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
It's so long, you gotta like really really get it down.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Bestseller, go preorder your book right now.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Everyone saying that I'm a New York bestseller.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Everybody is.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
You're gonna be saying that to My book is just
gonna be called clip Burnson.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Not what it's just gonna be called.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Donkey Today is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney Michael
to Bull Lamb and stuff.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Don't be a donkey when you need a fighter on
your side.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
If you're ever injured, go to Michael to Bull dot com.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
That's Michael to Bull dot com. And when you mess
with the bull, you get the Haunch. Wake that ass
up in the morning. Breakfast Club
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