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May 22, 2024 6 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
She has a breakfast club. Bit you who's donkey of
the day today?

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Don't here to day for Wednesday, May twenty second, goes
to Marfa Boughs. Now, we live in a world where
everybody wants their flowers. Everybody wants to be celebrated, everybody
wants to be honored. And folks aren't waiting on someone
to give them their flowers. They grow on them theyself,
and in some cases they are taking them. I want
to ask you a question, Jess, how do you feel
about people giving you your flowers? Do you receive them

(00:24):
when they are given?

Speaker 3 (00:25):
I do receive them.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Yes, I feel like I've come a long way, but
I have a lot of ways to go. We have
a long way to go. But yeah, I give I
like when people give them my flowers.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Have you ever felt like you wasn't being respected and
you wanted your flowers so much that you would take them?

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Absolutely not.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
No, Okay, I don't believe in taking the flowers. I
really don't believe flowers give you validation. It feels good
to be honored, but I'm not gonna have to take
nobody flowers.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Well, Marfa Boos Marpha Bowles disagrees with you. Okay, she
took her flowers. She wanted to be celebrated, so she
decided to celebrate herself. Let's go to forty eight on
your side for the report place.

Speaker 5 (01:00):
The Dcam County Sheriff's Office arrested and charged Martha Bow's
with theft of property and the desecration of a grave site.
This after deputy say she was found with a large
collection of floral arrangements inside her home, and family members
of those buried here at Painter Cemetery say they caught
her in the act.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
I think that's probably one of the lowest things somebody
to do.

Speaker 5 (01:21):
These are clips from surveillance footage of Martha Bo's caught
in the act stealing multiple flower arrangements from graves at
Painter Cemetery in Crossville following decoration day.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Stealing flowers from a dead person's grave. Stealing flowers from
a dead person's grave is like taking all the picture
frames out of blind person's house, because it's not like
they're gonna notice unless they, Stevie want to. Stevie wanted
would notice. Let me tell you something, man, whatever is
for you will be for you. Okay, whatever you are
supposed to have, you won't have to force. I understand
if you want your flowers, but if you're gonna take them,
if you're gonna steal them, don't take them from someone else,

(01:54):
especially someone who's deceased. Okay, this is exactly why they say,
give me my flowers while I'm here to smell them,
because if I can smell them, that means I'm still alive,
and if I'm alive, that means they are harder to.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Take from me.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Not to mention, who were you people that just like
to play around in graveyards. I was born in the
nineteen hundreds. We didn't play around the graveyards. We went
to funerals. We went to visit and pay all respect.
Anything outside of that was guaranteed you to be the
plot of some horror movie. Okay, the thought of someone
wandering around the graveyard for no reason makes me feel
like Michael Mayer's about to pop out and show niggas.
And sometimes for people like Martha Bowles, I wish they did.

(02:28):
Did you ever do that just when you was playing
with them white people in Pennsylvania?

Speaker 6 (02:31):
What?

Speaker 3 (02:31):
First of all, I wasn't playing with no white people,
But did I do what?

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Was like this play around the graveyard.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
No, I did not, and none of my white friends
did that. We didn't do They weren't that weird.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
That's how I know we have officially reached the ghetto
point of no return here on earth. The dead don't
even care if you disrespect them no more. They're like, man,
take them petty ass flowers. Whatever brings your punk ass
joy on that side, because y'all needed more than I do. Hell,
the deceased may pity us because flowers are expensive.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
The other's day was earlier this month.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
You gotta think if you got a mother, a grandma,
or sister, a wife, aunts that can get expensive.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Before you know it, you're gonna spend seven hundred dollars
in flowers.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Okay, that lady probably walked through that grave and saw
that expensive bass floral arrangement and thought to herself, what
a waste. They can't even smell them. Let me get
those ladies. Y'all say, y'all want a man that can
get you flowers every week? Well, a dozen roses is
about one hundred dollars, so that's four hundred dollars a month.
That's almost five grand a year for something that dies
after four days, So I can understand the thought process
of someone that says, I might as well steal these

(03:30):
flowers because they're gonna be dead in the next thirty
six hours. Anyway, this person gonna be dead forever. They
are in a better place, and these flowers need to
be in a better place too.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Listen, I need.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
You all to start treating actual dead people the way
you treat that man or.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Woman who ghosted you.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
If someone ghost you, you should respect the dead and
never disturb them again. Can we please start giving actual
dead people the same energy? Please give Martha bows, the
sweet sounds, and the Hamiltons you.

Speaker 6 (04:02):
Oh the day, yeah, oh the day.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
I did not know that flowers were that expensive? What crazy? What?
I didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Oral arrangements are crazy expensive. You see that floor arrangement
I got over.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
That makes me feel so good because my man always
band me flowers. But I didn't know they was that.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
No, hold up, before I tell you what kind of
what kind of flowers he be getting you?

Speaker 3 (04:33):
Orchids?

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Like?

Speaker 3 (04:35):
What does his sunflowers like?

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (04:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Like make like arrangement?

Speaker 1 (04:40):
They being arranged? They be innovasive stuff.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
First of all, stop playing with my man, Like, no.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
I'm just asking your questions because if they just came
in like plastic.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
He just stopped by the store real quick before he
pulled up.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
I mean, you see the flowers that come up here
for me, like, stop playing with me. Let's not even
play like it'd be like assorted and nice and different
kinds of flowers. I didn't know all that was likesive,
I seen.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Yes, the things cost money.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
You said, a dozen of roses is one hundred dollars at.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
Least, Jesus, you don't think so how much they cost?

Speaker 1 (05:09):
That's still a lot, he said, fifty fifty. Yes, let
me the average price of a dozen roses.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
That's just crazy, man.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
Look, I just pulled up average price of a dozen
roses nationally. The average cost for a dozen roses is
eighty eight dollars in sixty one cents inflation.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
What jesus that cost?

Speaker 2 (05:32):
So you buy four or five people roses, that's over
four hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Damn near five hundred dollars. Man. That's why I don't
even know why brothers be having side chicks. It don't
make no sense.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
Yeah, well, side chicks don't deserve flowers. Now, come on there.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
That's true. They're like we very much we.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
Donkey Today is brought to you by the law office
of Michael slam and Saft. Don't be a donkey. Pound
two fifty on your cell and say the bull. If
you've been hurting a construction accident, that's pound two five
ozh from your cell and say the bull. Wake that
ass up in the morning, Breakfast club, m hm.

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