May 31, 2024 • 6 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time for Donkey of the Day.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's a read.
Speaker 3 (00:03):
But you're so good at you're trying to charlamage.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
She only wants Charlomagne, Damn Salomon.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Who do you give it?
Speaker 4 (00:10):
Dusk?
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Here today Tom.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Wow, Sexy rad Donkey today for Friday.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
In March thirty first, the last day of Mental Health
Aware and this month goes to a young woman named Cheyenne.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Cheyenne was a caller on an.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Episode of Fiefee Fev and Nick are the fee Fee
Thieve and Nick pp Thieve and Nick.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
What is peefee Thieben Nick?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
It is an Australian morning show on one on one
point nine The Fox in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
They have two men and a young lady set up just.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Like the breakfast club, okay, and they had a very
interesting caller this week and it was Cheyenne. Now I
don't know if this is real or not, but I
have some experience with taking calls on radio, so I
believe it is Cheyenne called in to admit to doing
something that I believe we should discuss. Let's go to
Feefee feeven Nick in the morning for the call Plice
(00:59):
stop stopping and stop.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Stop.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
She starts it off by saying, I eat my nanna.
You know what a nanna is, right, Grandma, Grandma? Let's continue.
I ate my nan?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
How did you eat your nan?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
So my nan passed away in August last year and
got cremated, and obviously my family and myself were grieving.
So went over to Mum's one night and thought to
cheer up a bit, let's just taste. This is the
part I've told nobody. My brother got out of jail
(01:37):
not too long ago, and I thought to be funny
to prank him, and I put some of nun's ashes
in the pasta.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Sauce spaghetti o a nun.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Have you have you got any left?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Yeah, there's a whole box of her left.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Have you stopped eating it?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I'll say yes, for your sake.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Feefee ah. You can hear it say in our voice.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
She still got the ashes on her tongue. And my
question is why, why, why why You're supposed to be
getting the recipes from grandma, not adding grandma to the recipes. Okay,
how are you sitting around the house thinking this, thinking
to yourself?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
You know what?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
You know what I could add to this pasta to
really make it hit, not garlic, not oregano grandma's ashes.
Can you imagine, no, can you imagine grandma telling your
grandma you make a good pasta. Literally, like, instead of fetigini, Alfredo,
you got feticini our grandma.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Instead of lasagna, you got Lamma.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Can you imagine imagine sprinkling big Mama's ashes on the
mac and cheese in New Orleans? Instead of a pole boy,
you can get a shrimp pole pole Like, we have
to recognize that cannibals exist out here. In fact, I
saw a story, a story in Baltimore where t you
cannibals were eating the clown and one cannibal turned to
the other and asked, does this taste a bit funny
(02:54):
to you?
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Did you see that story? Tell you about that?
Speaker 3 (02:57):
No? Okay, it's a really crazy world. We end like
a magic coming over to Cheyenne's house to eat, and
you say, I don't like your grandmother, and Cheyenne replies
to you, will try to potato us.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
I don't know what's going on in the world anymore. God,
you know, sometimes I believe I have things figured out.
Other times I realize I'm simply not hungry enough. See
when I start seeing y'all adding grandma to dishes, just
let me know I'm not really a fat ass like
I think I am.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I thought I was a trans big back, but I'm
not so.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
On topics like this, I defer to the president of
the Fat Lives Matter community, the boss of the big
back Brigade, Big Mac.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Oh, turn that wobble up for my guy. Get in here,
Get in here, Mac. How are you this morning?
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Sir?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Turn his mic on, how are you sir? Now? Did
this make you hungry? This story?
Speaker 4 (03:54):
First off, this when as soon as I heard it,
I was like, guess what racing? I knew it was
white people off. White people's pranks are a little different
than black people. And this furthermore, let me know that
I'm never eating at white people's houses because God forbid
you over their house, and they asked you if you
want to try some Grandy Smith apples. It's a whole
different grandy. It's your real granny facts that a white
(04:19):
people's house. They're like, yo, you want to aunt Shirley Temple.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
I don't straight, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Yeah, the Granny Smith apple probably a piece of grandma's ass.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Cheek too, you know, little apples and it's rapped in
plastic like the like the couches.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
That's interesting because think about somebody like Judge Judish. She
got that thing right, she got the thing right, so
imagine that's.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
The piece of the little apple. But Judge Judy is
a celebrity.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
So if they start doing it the celebrities, you could
go somewhere and get a Steph curry chicken from white
people's houses, like a little Steph in there like that.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
It comes in threes.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
I like that. So basically you all four cannibalism with
what you're saying, not all the way.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
You know, I eat women, but I won't, you know
what I mean, I won't eat men, by the way.
That's wild. Imagine it's the end of the world.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
The apocalypses come and there's nothing left to eat but
each other, and the only way to survive is to
eat people. I'm not eating no men, No, I ain't
put in the air. Far better put me to their
fry and say, pauls after every bite.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
You already looked like you was in there too long.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
I'm like, d.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Well, give the biggest heat hall please. Jesus Christ always
goes to all right, you can't all right, well, thank
you for that, dunkey and day.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Donkey Today is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney Michael
the Bull, Lamb and Soft. Don't be a donkey when
you need a fighter on your side. If you're ever injured,
go to Michael to Bull dot com. That's Michael the
Bull dot com. And when you mess with the Bull,
you get the horns.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Wake that ass up early in the morning at Breakfast
Club
It's time for Donkey of the Day.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's a read.
Speaker 3 (00:03):
But you're so good at you're trying to charlamage.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
She only wants Charlomagne, Damn Salomon.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Who do you give it?
Speaker 4 (00:10):
Dusk?
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Here today Tom.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Wow, Sexy rad Donkey today for Friday.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
In March thirty first, the last day of Mental Health
Aware and this month goes to a young woman named Cheyenne.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Cheyenne was a caller on an.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Episode of Fiefee Fev and Nick are the fee Fee
Thieve and Nick pp Thieve and Nick.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
What is peefee Thieben Nick?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
It is an Australian morning show on one on one
point nine The Fox in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
They have two men and a young lady set up just.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Like the breakfast club, okay, and they had a very
interesting caller this week and it was Cheyenne. Now I
don't know if this is real or not, but I
have some experience with taking calls on radio, so I
believe it is Cheyenne called in to admit to doing
something that I believe we should discuss. Let's go to
Feefee feeven Nick in the morning for the call Plice
(00:59):
stop stopping and stop.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Stop.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
She starts it off by saying, I eat my nanna.
You know what a nanna is, right, Grandma, Grandma? Let's continue.
I ate my nan?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
How did you eat your nan?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
So my nan passed away in August last year and
got cremated, and obviously my family and myself were grieving.
So went over to Mum's one night and thought to
cheer up a bit, let's just taste. This is the
part I've told nobody. My brother got out of jail
(01:37):
not too long ago, and I thought to be funny
to prank him, and I put some of nun's ashes
in the pasta.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Sauce spaghetti o a nun.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Have you have you got any left?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Yeah, there's a whole box of her left.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Have you stopped eating it?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I'll say yes, for your sake.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Feefee ah. You can hear it say in our voice.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
She still got the ashes on her tongue. And my
question is why, why, why why You're supposed to be
getting the recipes from grandma, not adding grandma to the recipes. Okay,
how are you sitting around the house thinking this, thinking
to yourself?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
You know what?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
You know what I could add to this pasta to
really make it hit, not garlic, not oregano grandma's ashes.
Can you imagine, no, can you imagine grandma telling your
grandma you make a good pasta. Literally, like, instead of fetigini, Alfredo,
you got feticini our grandma.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Instead of lasagna, you got Lamma.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Can you imagine imagine sprinkling big Mama's ashes on the
mac and cheese in New Orleans? Instead of a pole boy,
you can get a shrimp pole pole Like, we have
to recognize that cannibals exist out here. In fact, I
saw a story, a story in Baltimore where t you
cannibals were eating the clown and one cannibal turned to
the other and asked, does this taste a bit funny
(02:54):
to you?
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Did you see that story? Tell you about that?
Speaker 3 (02:57):
No? Okay, it's a really crazy world. We end like
a magic coming over to Cheyenne's house to eat, and
you say, I don't like your grandmother, and Cheyenne replies
to you, will try to potato us.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
I don't know what's going on in the world anymore. God,
you know, sometimes I believe I have things figured out.
Other times I realize I'm simply not hungry enough. See
when I start seeing y'all adding grandma to dishes, just
let me know I'm not really a fat ass like
I think I am.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I thought I was a trans big back, but I'm
not so.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
On topics like this, I defer to the president of
the Fat Lives Matter community, the boss of the big
back Brigade, Big Mac.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Oh, turn that wobble up for my guy. Get in here,
Get in here, Mac. How are you this morning?
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Sir?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Turn his mic on, how are you sir? Now? Did
this make you hungry? This story?
Speaker 4 (03:54):
First off, this when as soon as I heard it,
I was like, guess what racing? I knew it was
white people off. White people's pranks are a little different
than black people. And this furthermore, let me know that
I'm never eating at white people's houses because God forbid
you over their house, and they asked you if you
want to try some Grandy Smith apples. It's a whole
different grandy. It's your real granny facts that a white
(04:19):
people's house. They're like, yo, you want to aunt Shirley Temple.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
I don't straight, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Yeah, the Granny Smith apple probably a piece of grandma's ass.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Cheek too, you know, little apples and it's rapped in
plastic like the like the couches.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
That's interesting because think about somebody like Judge Judish. She
got that thing right, she got the thing right, so
imagine that's.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
The piece of the little apple. But Judge Judy is
a celebrity.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
So if they start doing it the celebrities, you could
go somewhere and get a Steph curry chicken from white
people's houses, like a little Steph in there like that.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
It comes in threes.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
I like that. So basically you all four cannibalism with
what you're saying, not all the way.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
You know, I eat women, but I won't, you know
what I mean, I won't eat men, by the way.
That's wild. Imagine it's the end of the world.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
The apocalypses come and there's nothing left to eat but
each other, and the only way to survive is to
eat people. I'm not eating no men, No, I ain't
put in the air. Far better put me to their
fry and say, pauls after every bite.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
You already looked like you was in there too long.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
I'm like, d.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Well, give the biggest heat hall please. Jesus Christ always
goes to all right, you can't all right, well, thank
you for that, dunkey and day.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Donkey Today is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney Michael
the Bull, Lamb and Soft. Don't be a donkey when
you need a fighter on your side. If you're ever injured,
go to Michael to Bull dot com. That's Michael the
Bull dot com. And when you mess with the Bull,
you get the horns.
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