DONKEY: Robber Arrested After Posting Selfies On Social Media Wearing The Same Outfit

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's started the donkey of the day. I me ain't
trying to be donkey today no more. They should be
embarrassed by what they already did. I'm not making new
people do these days called donkey of the day, and
it really caught me off guard. Damn Charlamagne, who got
the donkey out of the day today? Wow? Old donkey today
for Friday, July nineteenth goes to Hassan Flew. He is

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a North Carolina man who has helped put himself in prison.
What do you mean, Uncle Charlotte helped put himself in prison? Well,
let me tell you this. Twenty three year old Charotte,
North Carolina man committed two armed robberies in twenty twenty three.
He robbed the Sam's Mark in Charlotte. He had the
lower part of his face concealed by a red bandana.
He's clearly watched too many movies and rap videos, and

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of course he was armed with a pistol. Then when
he entered the Sam's Mark, he put the pistol to
the employee and told he shut up, I'll shoot you.
He also told the employee that he just got out
of prison. I don't need your backstory, sir, okay, and
you telling me that you just got out of prison
does nothing to make this situation any less traumatic for me.
And if you tell me that you just got out

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of prison while you robbing me, in my mind, I'm thinking, well,
I can't wait for you to go back. Okay, he
got all the money out the register, probably one hundred
and seventy three dollars, and then he bounced. So the
next month he was back at it. This time he
hit a seven to eleven. Okay, he wore the same
red Van Dana. You didn't even switch it up. Okay,
didn't even switch it up, same Redvan Dana, same outfit.

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Might be a blood Okay, he might be a blood
and not allowed to wear any other color. I don't know,
because there's no way you repeating outfits to commit robberies.
That's just lazy. I can understand if it's a robbery
in the same day, but this robbery was a month later,
so he had the same part of his face covered
and the same pistol he used in the previous robbery.
Once again, he told the employee of seven eleven to

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give him the money out the register, but the employees
fight of flight instincts kicked in and they flew. Okay,
that employee ran right out the back door after seeing
the gun, dropping the clues bound to that employee. I'm
not mad at okay, cause you're just neffing noh. So
now Hassan's stuck, all right, He's stuck. So he goes
behind the count and tries to open the register himself.

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His big dumb ass didn't know how to open the registers.
So when he couldn't get the money out the register,
he just took the employees purse. Okay, Yes, the employee
who ran out the back door, she left her purse behind,
so he just took that. Boy, what makes you think
she got any money? Okay, you could have left her
purse right there, she working at the seven eleven, you
trying to rob. It's only eighty three dollars in the

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register and probably thirteen in her purse, twenty three at
the most. So you just running around Charlotte, wasting time
when you could be using that energy to go look
for a damn job. Okay, you a twenty three year
old able body man who just got a got out
of prison. There's plenty of black jobs you could find
and Furthermore, I have a serious question, how come you

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individuals like Hassan just don't become police officers, become detectives
private investigators, because clearly you like putting away criminals. And
I appreciate self aware people, and there's nothing more self
aware than knowing you have indeed committed a crime okay,
and want to be caught. That's the only explanation for
situations like this. You must have water to turn yourself in.

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And the FBI and divisions of law enforcement thank you
for your service and for making their jobs easier. Because
police were able to find Hassan Flow a week later
after he showed himself on social media holding the same
pistol wearing the same red bandana he used in the
robbery and attempted robbery. You can't make this kind of

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stuff up. When police arrested him, they found the same
gun that he used in the robbery. Cops don't even
have investigators anymore because y'all do the work for them. Okay.
Imagine if at the end of power to reput up
a post like just took my dad out, he goes
for real. Now in today's world, regular internet trolls on

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Hollywood unlocked can find your location just by looking at
the trees in the background, So why would you ain't
trained professional law Law enforcement officials cannot They didn't watch
the surveillance video of all of these robberies, these two
attempted robberies, and then you're gonna post on social media
with the same outfit, same bandana, and same gun. You

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think they're not gonna be like, that's the guy. You know.
If he would have robbed these stores and got some
real money out of them, he'd have been online flashing
that cash. Since he didn't get no real money, he
decided to go online and show off his robbery outfit
and the accessory gun that comes with it. He wanted
to be Angela Simmons so bad, showing off your little
pistol like it's a purse. Now you're not coming home

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until you thirty six, because yes, Hassan will send us
to one hundred and seventeen months over nine years in prison,
nine years of your life gone because you want to
rob convenience stores. I promise you, okay, all the time
and gas money Hassan wasted going to rob Sam's and
seven eleven. He could have easily walked in Sam's Mart
and seven eleven and filled out a job application. Okay,

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there's another time where instead of you getting dressed wearing
the same outfit to go rob these places, you got
dressed in war the same outfit to go try to
get a job at these places. But no, you opted
to commit a crime. Then get online and tell the
world you did said crime. And now you got to
go to prison where you might get some bananas putting
your fruit salad. This not even dry snitching anymore. This

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snitching is soaking wet. And to be wearing the same
outfit and the picture that you wore during the robbery.
Do you understand there are people that won't post the
picture of themselves because they were already seen wearing that
outfit outfit before. I repeat clothes all the time, and personally,
if it's a shirt or a fit I want to promote,
I'll keep wearing it until my dumb ass remembers to

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take a picture in it. Maybe Hassan felt the same way.
The only difference between myself and the san is that
Hassan repeating outfits like he's a Simpson while he committed
crimes has his ass in prison. Please give Hassan flow,
the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons. You oh ye dog

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oh the day ye. He got a boyfriend in prison.
That's that's really the only logical explanation. He had to
get back to Bay. He had to get back. Yeah,
he had to get back to Bay. That's why he's
missing somebody. That's the only explanation. That's why he posted
the picture of him in the same outfits, just to

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let Beay know I'm coming home. He wanted to be
angel so big, you're a clown. Well, thank you for that.
Doggy to day and up next is Angela Simmons. That's right,
and we're gonna kick it with her next, So don't move.
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