August 12, 2024 • 5 mins
In today's Donkey of the Day, Charlamagne Tha God breaks down a shocking story of how one man's moment of frustration turned a minor misdemeanor into a major legal disaster. What should have been a routine court appearance escalated into a 558-day jail sentence after the defendant made the mistake of swearing at the judge. Listen for more!!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time for don't kill the day. It's a read.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
But you're so good at Chloe, who is even dusky
other day? So now weld sexy red Donkey of today
for Monday, August twelfth goes to a Michigan man named
Daryl James. Now, Daryl James was in court for a
simple misdemeanor trustpassing charge. Now I did some research, and
(00:23):
by research I mean I asked chat GPT and I
asked Chad GPT a simple question, how much time does
a simple trustpassing charge get you in Michigan. First thing
chat GPT told me was it's a misdemeanor. We knew
this already and you can get a fine that can
range from one hundred to five hundred dollars depending on
the severity of the case. Okay, jail time, it says
(00:43):
vert beatim. While jail time is not common for simple trustpassing,
it is possible in some cases. The maximum jail centers
for a trustpassing Mistermania in Michigan can be up to
thirty days. The third offense is probation, so instead of
are in addition to fines in jail time, the court
might impose probation during which the person must comply with
specific conditions set by the court. I'm telling you all
(01:04):
of this so you can understand how ridiculous Darw James is. Okay, See,
Darw went to a court for the misdemeanor truspassing charge,
something you probably would have gotten a fine for. Like
I told you, those fines range from one hundred to
five hundred dollars, but instead he ended up with almost
a year and a half in jail. Would you like
to know how this happens. Let's go to CBS de
Troy for the report.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Please, this court hearing has gone viral after a trespassing
suspect landed himself in jail for nearly two otherwise unnecessary years.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yeah, Kelly, so it was all over an angry outburst
at a Washington Now County judge. Just everyone, take a listen.
It's trustpassing. I could technically leave and you guys could
issue a warrant as long as our return. It's kiss, Mike,
this is you know what. No, no, no, I'm gonna
tell you what. He don't come in. You don't, okay,
(01:53):
that's contempt. That's ninety three. Keep going.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
That's another ninety three.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
That's another ninety three.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
That's another ninety three. Damn, that's another ninety three. That's
six ninety three consecutive. Was Darrell Jerrold who you heard
swearing at Judge Cedric Simpson, and he was in court
over a misdemeanor trespassing charge. Just as the judge was
about to adjourn, Gerald decided to give him a piece
of his mind.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
That's right. So the total penalty five hundred and fifty
eight days in jail wouldn't keep it. A real goes wrong.
Whoever controls his mouth protects his own life. Okay, whoever
has a big mouth come to ruin, all right, comes
to ruin in life. You have to know when to
shut the f up. Okay. We make our lives so
difficult for no reason by simply not knowing how to
(02:41):
shut the f up. I know, you know who told
Darryl that he could. I don't know who told darl
he could go in that courtroom and play with the
judge like that, But you told him wrong. Okay, do
you understand that in this moment, when you're in the
courtroom in front of the judge, that judge is literally
determining your future. Okay, Daryl, you may not believe this,
you may not even stay in this, but let me
be the first to tell you that judge did nothing
(03:03):
to you. You mad at the world, You upset about
how your life is going, so you decided to project
in that courtroom. I understand you being tired of the
state you may you're in. Okay, you may need a
change of scenery, because that's what he told the judge
f this state. I'm tired of this state. I'm ready
to leave this state. All those things might be true,
and you know, leaving the state may be the best
thing for you. Changing your environment creates new opportunities. I'm
(03:26):
not mad at none of that, but those have should
have been all inside thoughts. Okay, telling them people to
kiss your ass will only lead to your ass being
kissed in a jail cell. All right, you tell everybody
in that court to kiss your ass and suck your d.
All the judge gonna do is say word, that's what
you're into. I'm not into that, but I can send
(03:46):
you somewhere where there's a whole lot of that going on.
All right, Darryl told the judge f you repeatedly. The
judge said, Oh, it's mother f me. No, it's mother
f you, And I'm gonna send you somewhere where it's
a whole lot of fing of yous. Go went on. Okay,
there is absolutely zero reason to argue with a judge.
Arguing with a judge is like arguing with your GPS.
(04:07):
You're still gonna end up where they want you to go.
And in this case, Daryl Miller is going to prison
for five hundred and fifty eight days because he decided
to cap atraw.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Listen to your.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Uncle Shalla, kids. Life is about choices, all right. Some
we regret, some we're proud of. Some will haunt us forever.
The moral of the story is we are what we
chose to be, and Darryl chose to be a jackass,
some donkey of the days just sell themselves. Please give
Daryl James the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons you, oh,
(04:49):
oh the day. I feel no pity for him, whatsoever
time ago. He earned every bit at them five hundred
and fifty eight days, every single one, not at all.
Now tell me thank you, lurk what just say thank
(05:10):
you for donkey today? No, but no, I need that
to move on. I've just come on to say it.
I don't know if I want to thank you for anything.
Oh my god, man, that's how I feel about gratitude.
Say that was Donkey of the Day, right, that was
Donkey to Day. Thank you for your service, that's right.
Donkey of Today is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney
Michael the Bull. Lamb is soft. Don't be a donkey
(05:31):
when you need a fighter on your side. If you're
ever injured, go to Michael to Bull dot com. That's
Michael the Bull dot com. And when you mess with
the Bull, you get the horns.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Wake that ass up in the morning. The Breakfast Club
It's time for don't kill the day. It's a read.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
But you're so good at Chloe, who is even dusky
other day? So now weld sexy red Donkey of today
for Monday, August twelfth goes to a Michigan man named
Daryl James. Now, Daryl James was in court for a
simple misdemeanor trustpassing charge. Now I did some research, and
(00:23):
by research I mean I asked chat GPT and I
asked Chad GPT a simple question, how much time does
a simple trustpassing charge get you in Michigan. First thing
chat GPT told me was it's a misdemeanor. We knew
this already and you can get a fine that can
range from one hundred to five hundred dollars depending on
the severity of the case. Okay, jail time, it says
(00:43):
vert beatim. While jail time is not common for simple trustpassing,
it is possible in some cases. The maximum jail centers
for a trustpassing Mistermania in Michigan can be up to
thirty days. The third offense is probation, so instead of
are in addition to fines in jail time, the court
might impose probation during which the person must comply with
specific conditions set by the court. I'm telling you all
(01:04):
of this so you can understand how ridiculous Darw James is. Okay, See,
Darw went to a court for the misdemeanor truspassing charge,
something you probably would have gotten a fine for. Like
I told you, those fines range from one hundred to
five hundred dollars, but instead he ended up with almost
a year and a half in jail. Would you like
to know how this happens. Let's go to CBS de
Troy for the report.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Please, this court hearing has gone viral after a trespassing
suspect landed himself in jail for nearly two otherwise unnecessary years.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yeah, Kelly, so it was all over an angry outburst
at a Washington Now County judge. Just everyone, take a listen.
It's trustpassing. I could technically leave and you guys could
issue a warrant as long as our return. It's kiss, Mike,
this is you know what. No, no, no, I'm gonna
tell you what. He don't come in. You don't, okay,
(01:53):
that's contempt. That's ninety three. Keep going.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
That's another ninety three.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
That's another ninety three.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
That's another ninety three. Damn, that's another ninety three. That's
six ninety three consecutive. Was Darrell Jerrold who you heard
swearing at Judge Cedric Simpson, and he was in court
over a misdemeanor trespassing charge. Just as the judge was
about to adjourn, Gerald decided to give him a piece
of his mind.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
That's right. So the total penalty five hundred and fifty
eight days in jail wouldn't keep it. A real goes wrong.
Whoever controls his mouth protects his own life. Okay, whoever
has a big mouth come to ruin, all right, comes
to ruin in life. You have to know when to
shut the f up. Okay. We make our lives so
difficult for no reason by simply not knowing how to
(02:41):
shut the f up. I know, you know who told
Darryl that he could. I don't know who told darl
he could go in that courtroom and play with the
judge like that, But you told him wrong. Okay, do
you understand that in this moment, when you're in the
courtroom in front of the judge, that judge is literally
determining your future. Okay, Daryl, you may not believe this,
you may not even stay in this, but let me
be the first to tell you that judge did nothing
(03:03):
to you. You mad at the world, You upset about
how your life is going, so you decided to project
in that courtroom. I understand you being tired of the
state you may you're in. Okay, you may need a
change of scenery, because that's what he told the judge
f this state. I'm tired of this state. I'm ready
to leave this state. All those things might be true,
and you know, leaving the state may be the best
thing for you. Changing your environment creates new opportunities. I'm
(03:26):
not mad at none of that, but those have should
have been all inside thoughts. Okay, telling them people to
kiss your ass will only lead to your ass being
kissed in a jail cell. All right, you tell everybody
in that court to kiss your ass and suck your d.
All the judge gonna do is say word, that's what
you're into. I'm not into that, but I can send
(03:46):
you somewhere where there's a whole lot of that going on.
All right, Darryl told the judge f you repeatedly. The
judge said, Oh, it's mother f me. No, it's mother
f you, And I'm gonna send you somewhere where it's
a whole lot of fing of yous. Go went on. Okay,
there is absolutely zero reason to argue with a judge.
Arguing with a judge is like arguing with your GPS.
(04:07):
You're still gonna end up where they want you to go.
And in this case, Daryl Miller is going to prison
for five hundred and fifty eight days because he decided
to cap atraw.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Listen to your.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Uncle Shalla, kids. Life is about choices, all right. Some
we regret, some we're proud of. Some will haunt us forever.
The moral of the story is we are what we
chose to be, and Darryl chose to be a jackass,
some donkey of the days just sell themselves. Please give
Daryl James the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons you, oh,
(04:49):
oh the day. I feel no pity for him, whatsoever
time ago. He earned every bit at them five hundred
and fifty eight days, every single one, not at all.
Now tell me thank you, lurk what just say thank
(05:10):
you for donkey today? No, but no, I need that
to move on. I've just come on to say it.
I don't know if I want to thank you for anything.
Oh my god, man, that's how I feel about gratitude.
Say that was Donkey of the Day, right, that was
Donkey to Day. Thank you for your service, that's right.
Donkey of Today is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney
Michael the Bull. Lamb is soft. Don't be a donkey
(05:31):
when you need a fighter on your side. If you're
ever injured, go to Michael to Bull dot com. That's
Michael the Bull dot com. And when you mess with
the Bull, you get the horns.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
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