February 11, 2025 • 6 mins
Chalamagne Tha God Gives Donkey of The Day To A Florida Man Who Got Arrested After Barking Like a Dog In Store For Over An Hour. Listen For More!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time for Donkey of the day.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
It's a read.
Speaker 1 (00:02):
But you're so good at your charlamage.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
You know what he wants. Charlamagde a.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Damn chlo mane. Who do you give a dusty other day?
Speaker 3 (00:11):
So now man sexy red donkey today for Tuesday, February eleventh,
goes to a twenty nine year old Florida man named
Jonathan Novils.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Let me tell you something, man.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
The world is a strange place because I don't know
if his people's behavior that we should be concerned about
are the context of their behavior.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Let me explain.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Jonathan Nabors was arrested after he was observed barking like
a dog in a Georgia auto part store.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
That's right, for more than an hour? What I repeat?
Jonathan Nabors was arrested after he was observed barking like
a dog. Stay strong, brother, stay strong. We got a
new board up. He's chilling in because somebody had a
flat tire.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
It's a lot, y'all, but yes, Jonathan Navias was arrested
after he was observed barking like a dog in a
Georgia auto part store for more than an hour. Okay,
this is what happens when you ask somebody where my
dog's at?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
All? Right, don't ask that question if you don't want
an answer.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
According to an incident report, the owner of an advanced
auto part store called to complain that Jonathan had been
in the store and.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Had been barking like a dog for an hour. Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Jonathan told police officers that he had no idea his
barking was causing any issues.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Now let's discuss this for a second. First of all,
why did it take an hour?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
A whole hour went by and a grown ass man,
twenty nine year old man is walking around the store
barking like a dog and nobody says anything. One hour,
sixty minutes, thirty six hundred seconds of non stop barking
and nobody says anything.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
And at what point do you know? At what point
do you who is.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Not barking realize something is wrong? Okay, I'm not playing
with people in twenty twenty five. If I'm out somewhere
and someone starts randomly barking, that person and I will
not be sharing space for thirty six hundred seconds, a
whole hour, I am calling the proper authorities immediately. I
don't know if it's the police or animal control what
somebody is getting called. Now this is where I'm also torn. Okay,
(02:14):
I've watched a human bark for an hour. NBU have two?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Okay, I've been around a human who randomly barks. NBU
have two.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
That human went by the name of Earl Simmons aka DMX.
Drop Now you can drop on the clues bomb for DMX.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Rest in peace to the dog. Now listen to me.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
I use the word human to describe DMX, but DMX
was a spirit. He was a spiritual being living a
human existence. And this is what I mean when I
say I don't know if it's people's behavior or the
context of their behavior, because in context a person barking
isn't concerning if we know why they're barking.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
We knew why DMX was balking. Okay, he was the dog.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
I never met a person like DMX in my life,
but one on one. The reality is he may not
have been from this planet. He may have been dropped
off here by extraterrestrials. So to see another human randomly
barking and in an advanced auto parts store, the first
thing I'm gonna do. Honestly, I think the person is
related to DMX. You've got to be from the same
place as DMX to be acting like that. And I'm
not talking about yonkers, okay, I'm talking about whatever planet
(03:17):
X came from. Actually, I want to give the folks
and advance allo parts. I want to give them a
little grace. If I heard someone barking, I would think
they was imitating DMX. We all did it at one
point in our lives. I would think he was just
doing his own remix of rough Riders. Anthem was something,
okay Now. When they asked Jonathan where his ID was,
he said in his car. When they went to search
(03:39):
his car, they found a clear baggie containing syringes in
the passenger seat, and a search revealed a bag full
of a clear crystal substance that was later confirmed to
be that cat and candy Okay, that white crossed in
cookies commonly known as meth. Navis also told police officers
that the syringes contained blood order ladies and gentlemen. I
(04:01):
don't know why people are just walking around with syringers
of blood, but he was fleshing my flesh, blood of
my blood. Neighbors was arrested and remains in the Monroe
County Detention Center with a five thousand dollars bond. No
word on if he's still barking. Please give Jonathan Davis
the sweet sounds of the Hamiltones.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
You all, Oh the day, Oh the day. Ye.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
If you're sitting around confused about that story, just understand
it's Florida, ladies and gentlemen. Don't try to you know,
don't try to rationalize it.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Florida. What's his name, Jonathan Navis? But tell it yourue though.
If you somewhere for a hour and somebody just walking
around barking, you gonna say something, I'm been I would
have left already. Okay, let me see him say nothing,
right one of DMX kids. Right, I have no business
(05:04):
in a store with a person balking for an hour.
I might walk back. Just come on, you're.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Then you're gonna bite it, because if you're already walking
around bucking you not wrapped your tight son, you could
be capable of anything.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
You can do any You can have anything in your pocket.
Somebody say something, you stab them up, anything. So let
him go ahead. And at that established point, why wait
for an hour to call the police.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
I'm calling immediately that that wasn't suspicious to you after
the first thirty seconds, the first minute, that's.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
All I'm saying. All Right, well, thank you for that.
Donkey of the Day Donkey.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Of Today is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney Michael
the Bull Lamb is soft. Don't be a donkey when
you need a fighter on your side. If you're ever injured,
go to Michael to bull dot com. That's Michael to
bull dot com. And when you mess with the bull,
you get the horns.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Wake that ass up in the morning. The Breakfast Club
It's time for Donkey of the day.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
It's a read.
Speaker 1 (00:02):
But you're so good at your charlamage.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
You know what he wants. Charlamagde a.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Damn chlo mane. Who do you give a dusty other day?
Speaker 3 (00:11):
So now man sexy red donkey today for Tuesday, February eleventh,
goes to a twenty nine year old Florida man named
Jonathan Novils.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Let me tell you something, man.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
The world is a strange place because I don't know
if his people's behavior that we should be concerned about
are the context of their behavior.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Let me explain.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Jonathan Nabors was arrested after he was observed barking like
a dog in a Georgia auto part store.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
That's right, for more than an hour? What I repeat?
Jonathan Nabors was arrested after he was observed barking like
a dog. Stay strong, brother, stay strong. We got a
new board up. He's chilling in because somebody had a
flat tire.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
It's a lot, y'all, but yes, Jonathan Navias was arrested
after he was observed barking like a dog in a
Georgia auto part store for more than an hour. Okay,
this is what happens when you ask somebody where my
dog's at?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
All? Right, don't ask that question if you don't want
an answer.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
According to an incident report, the owner of an advanced
auto part store called to complain that Jonathan had been
in the store and.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Had been barking like a dog for an hour. Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Jonathan told police officers that he had no idea his
barking was causing any issues.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Now let's discuss this for a second. First of all,
why did it take an hour?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
A whole hour went by and a grown ass man,
twenty nine year old man is walking around the store
barking like a dog and nobody says anything. One hour,
sixty minutes, thirty six hundred seconds of non stop barking
and nobody says anything.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
And at what point do you know? At what point
do you who is.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Not barking realize something is wrong? Okay, I'm not playing
with people in twenty twenty five. If I'm out somewhere
and someone starts randomly barking, that person and I will
not be sharing space for thirty six hundred seconds, a
whole hour, I am calling the proper authorities immediately. I
don't know if it's the police or animal control what
somebody is getting called. Now this is where I'm also torn. Okay,
(02:14):
I've watched a human bark for an hour. NBU have two?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Okay, I've been around a human who randomly barks. NBU
have two.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
That human went by the name of Earl Simmons aka DMX.
Drop Now you can drop on the clues bomb for DMX.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Rest in peace to the dog. Now listen to me.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
I use the word human to describe DMX, but DMX
was a spirit. He was a spiritual being living a
human existence. And this is what I mean when I
say I don't know if it's people's behavior or the
context of their behavior, because in context a person barking
isn't concerning if we know why they're barking.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
We knew why DMX was balking. Okay, he was the dog.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
I never met a person like DMX in my life,
but one on one. The reality is he may not
have been from this planet. He may have been dropped
off here by extraterrestrials. So to see another human randomly
barking and in an advanced auto parts store, the first
thing I'm gonna do. Honestly, I think the person is
related to DMX. You've got to be from the same
place as DMX to be acting like that. And I'm
not talking about yonkers, okay, I'm talking about whatever planet
(03:17):
X came from. Actually, I want to give the folks
and advance allo parts. I want to give them a
little grace. If I heard someone barking, I would think
they was imitating DMX. We all did it at one
point in our lives. I would think he was just
doing his own remix of rough Riders. Anthem was something,
okay Now. When they asked Jonathan where his ID was,
he said in his car. When they went to search
(03:39):
his car, they found a clear baggie containing syringes in
the passenger seat, and a search revealed a bag full
of a clear crystal substance that was later confirmed to
be that cat and candy Okay, that white crossed in
cookies commonly known as meth. Navis also told police officers
that the syringes contained blood order ladies and gentlemen. I
(04:01):
don't know why people are just walking around with syringers
of blood, but he was fleshing my flesh, blood of
my blood. Neighbors was arrested and remains in the Monroe
County Detention Center with a five thousand dollars bond. No
word on if he's still barking. Please give Jonathan Davis
the sweet sounds of the Hamiltones.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
You all, Oh the day, Oh the day. Ye.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
If you're sitting around confused about that story, just understand
it's Florida, ladies and gentlemen. Don't try to you know,
don't try to rationalize it.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Florida. What's his name, Jonathan Navis? But tell it yourue though.
If you somewhere for a hour and somebody just walking
around barking, you gonna say something, I'm been I would
have left already. Okay, let me see him say nothing,
right one of DMX kids. Right, I have no business
(05:04):
in a store with a person balking for an hour.
I might walk back. Just come on, you're.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Then you're gonna bite it, because if you're already walking
around bucking you not wrapped your tight son, you could
be capable of anything.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
You can do any You can have anything in your pocket.
Somebody say something, you stab them up, anything. So let
him go ahead. And at that established point, why wait
for an hour to call the police.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
I'm calling immediately that that wasn't suspicious to you after
the first thirty seconds, the first minute, that's.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
All I'm saying. All Right, well, thank you for that.
Donkey of the Day Donkey.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Of Today is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney Michael
the Bull Lamb is soft. Don't be a donkey when
you need a fighter on your side. If you're ever injured,
go to Michael to bull dot com. That's Michael to
bull dot com. And when you mess with the bull,
you get the horns.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
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