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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Don't be out here acting like a donkey. He bitch,
it's time for Donkey of the Day.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
I'm a big boy. I could take it if he'd
feel out deserve it ain't no big deal.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
I know, charlottagea godna have funny shi say his mouth.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
You gotta say something you may not agree with. It
doesn't mean I'm mean.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Who's getting that donky?

Speaker 4 (00:16):
That donkey that don't don't don't don't dunk donkey.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Other day, right, there's a breakfast club.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
Bitch.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
You you could call me the donkey of the day.

Speaker 5 (00:25):
But like I mean, no harm.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yes donkey, whoa why the hell I'm so loud? Scared myself?
Donkey today for Tuesday, May six goes to a Pennsylvania
woman named Christina solar Meado. Christina Solomeado is forty four
years old, and she did something that people figuratively talk
about doing. And I wish I could curse on the radio,
but I can't. But just know bicky and I wrote
the song about doing this to her. Ops, she called

(00:49):
it did it on him? But that's the clean version. Yeah,
let's hear some of this classic. You remember this, right, Yes,
that's how the clean version go no, it was on. Okay,
turn it up, let me hear it. Okay, keep the
instrumental going for me. Uh yes, see all that. Y'all

(01:11):
talk about releasing snak missiles on your apps, but she
never actually released the chocolate hostages. But Christina actually did.
Let's go to NBC ten Philly for the report please.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
The police chief or Prospect Park says he has seen
some road rage cases during his career. Somebody cuts someone off,
then the drivers might get into a heated exchange. Then
they typically drive away. But in this case on Tuesday,
there was a little more to that and the incident
was captured on video by a bystander. That video, shared

(01:43):
thousands of times on Instagram, shows a woman identified Thursday
as Christina Salametto walking to another woman's car. The forty
four year old sits on the hood or not showing
the most graphic parts of the video, including when she
appeared to defecate on the car. Solamento was brought to
the Prospect Park Police department Thursday in handcuffs, offering no remarks.

(02:07):
She faces a number of charges, including in decent exposure
and depositing waste on a highway.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Imagine how mad. You gotta be the weaponized your own
digestive system. Okay, this is biological warfare, all right. I
respect people who can back the brown Cadillac out of
the garage in public.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
I'm not one of those people.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
Now.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
I am very regular, Okay, a thirty am every morning,
I'm making a tombstone in the water grave here at work.
But if somebody comes in the bathroom or sits in
the star next to me, I can't do it. Okay,
I'm a cowboy fan, but I can't take the Browns
through the super Bowl if someone else is in the
bathroom with me. So the fact this woman was able
to bake some butt brownies in public on Q it's impressive.

(02:46):
But I'm gonna tell you something, Christina. The reason you
get in the biggest he has because, according to the
police Affidavid, you said, and I quote, I wanted to
punch her in the face, but I pooped on her
car instead and went home. I would rather you punched
it in the face. It takes way more energy to
pull your pants down and birth a creamy behemoth in
public than it does to punch someone in the face. Now,

(03:07):
Christina allegedly told cops that it was a clean poop.
I didn't have to wipe. True. Quote for the record,
there is no such thing as a clean wipe, okay,
are a clean poop? When you release the mud monkeys?
The anal area becomes soiled with stool and you gotta
clean it. Okay. Fecal matter contains bacteria and other micro
organisms that can cause infections are spread if not properly

(03:29):
cleaned the way, and having residual dookie around the rum
of your bookie can cause discomfort, okay, itching and irritation
whenever the inside of your bookie. Itching guarantees you didn't
wipe properly. So there is no clean kills when you
push out a sewer snake, okay, when you launch fudge torpedoes,
there is always a casualty. That's all I got. Please
let remem mem give Christina solar Meto the biggest he huh.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
He ha he ha.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
You stupid motherfuck?

Speaker 5 (03:55):
Are you dumb? The amounts of effort in which you
put that presentation?

Speaker 6 (04:01):
Yes, you did?

Speaker 5 (04:02):
You literally, boy, like you ate that I would, But
I'm saying you literally you told that story like maya Angela.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Hey, all right, well, thank you for that donkey of
the day. Now when we come back, thank you for
that duchy of the day. Eight undred five eight five
one o five one. What's the most creative excuse or
lie you've used to sneak into a party? Tell him
this came from Man, now, this came from Los. Los

(04:41):
is just Lars's camera man. Last night was the met Gala.
Of course he wasn't invited. He didn't make it to
the met Gala, but he made it to every party party.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
He still got his met Galla clothes on. That he
got on a black turtlenecks.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
Because Los works very hard.

Speaker 5 (04:57):
He came right in here at three thirty.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
He was on stream last night with Conson Nat for
over an hour. Conson I have no clue who he was,
but gripe dress pants, he told Conson do you have
to order?

Speaker 5 (05:06):
What?

Speaker 2 (05:06):
He told?

Speaker 6 (05:07):
Cos?

Speaker 2 (05:07):
I told him that shut up. You have the audio, you.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Have turned his mic on, you have the audio. Non drunk? Well,
he told con Sanat, I rather had an audio.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
We had the audio.

Speaker 4 (05:21):
Best to me, jump ahead next to me, I'm talking
not man.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
Yeah, the first time I said it, Man, I said that.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
Will the first time I see you.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
As we shut down the city.

Speaker 6 (05:32):
Oh yeah, that was a bad day.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
That was a lad day.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Charlama is my cousin just to him in the God yeah,
Nick Cannon is my cousin too. Yeah, like stop, yeah,
I was about clubs all motion. Brother, Carlos is not
with the Breakfast club.

Speaker 6 (05:46):
So he said, no, this is with the Breakfast that's
your cousin, cousin, and yes we're definitely related.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
Just is actually related related for the past four years.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
What boy, he's still drown out. He's still He showed
us so many videos of him walking around name dropping. Okay,
I don't know this man.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
He said he played last night.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
He said sexy Red had been up here, sexy Red
came up here. He told him, my name is loose
After that.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
Proves you know him.

Speaker 5 (06:19):
But you beat on a you bet uh.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
And on our I beat somebody and he didn't be
He said he lost to it. He said he beat
the white guy he watched. He said the actual one
of the owners of Louis Vatan actually paid for his
UH ride share to him to get to her.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
He was trying to hit I'm telling you, yes, you
better go in to bathroom check.

Speaker 6 (06:50):
Come right out this morning. I mean clean five days one.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
What's the most creative excuse a lie you wanted to
sneak it to a party? Let's discuss who it's the
breakfast person That breakfast club.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
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