September 24, 2025 • 9 mins
Charlamagne Tha God gives Donkey of the Day to a Florida woman who smacked an elderly lady after asking a cop what the bond would be for doing it. Listen for more!
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Some donkey.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Today's just sell themselte Man ready today to day.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
I never heard them donkey other day?
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Said it again, Charlamncy, you are.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
Charlotte Dane's true yes donkey.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Today for Wednesday, September twenty fourth, goes to a sixty
three year old Florida woman named Marina go Naga. Now,
what does your uncle Shalla always tell you about the
great state of Florida?
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Say it with me.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
The crazy at people in America come from the Bronx
and all of Florida, and today is no exception. Even
though I'm not gonna lie. Okay, Marina did something that
I always tell y'all to do. I always tell y'all
to do your prison math. Okay, do your jail math.
Before you do something, before you jump out the window
and commit a crime, always ask yourself, how.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Much is this going to cost you?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Everything from bond to lawyer and especially the time if
you're sinners, can you afford to do what it is you're.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
About to do? Now?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Some people just move off of motion and they just
act okay, they just go. But some people move off strategy.
They ask questions, they plan things out. Those are the
people that I respect. Those are the people that are
truly dangerous. You're now in the comic book world, we
say Batman can beat anyone with prep time. That's how
I feel about people who prep before they do a
crime and calculate the prison math in their head. Okay,
(01:28):
they calculate the jail math in their heads. See, there
is a part of me who respects what Marina did,
even though she's dead. Wrong. Okay, well, damn it, uncle Charlotte,
the suspensions killing me. Will you tell me what she
did already? Well? According to an arrest of affidavit obtained
by Law and Crime, an officer was dispatched to an
undisclosed location to respond to an argument between two people
(01:49):
regarding stolen property.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
When the cops got there, Marina told them she came
to the location to retrieve stolen shoes from a seventy
two year old I identified woman, and at some point
during the encounter, Marina allegedly turned to an officer and
asked them in Spanish, how much would the bond be
if I smacked her? See this is Batman prepping once again.
(02:16):
She turned to the officer and asked the officer how
much would the bond be if I smacked her. Now,
it doesn't say what the officer responded, but Marina must
have thought she could afford it because she walked up
to the seventy three year old and proceeded to smack
him in the face. Okay, see one thing about me.
I respect everybody's choices. I may not agree with the
(02:37):
choice you make, but I respect when someone makes a
calculated choice, because when you choose to do something, then
to me, you have also chosen the consequences of what
comes with that choice.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Marina did her dirt in front of the police.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
She even asked the officer how much would the bond
be if I smacked her?
Speaker 4 (02:54):
And then she went and handled her business.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
So that means she got to handle these consequences, okay,
the same way. Now, what I don't respect is that
the person she smacked was seventy two. Now seventy two
not the same seventy two. It used to be a
lot of these seventy two year olds got that elder script.
They will put you on your ass, but that is
still considered elderly. And Marina, you sixty three, okay, even
though you can get you know, discounted meals that. I
(03:17):
hop there's absolutely no reason for you to be smacking
a seventy two year old person in the face over
no damn stolen shoes. See. I respect you being cold
and calculated and making a choice, but over some damn shoes.
I need to know what kind of shoes they were. Okay,
the person was seventy two, so I know they ain't
no heat. Okay, if they weren't Michael Jordan's nineteen ninety
eight NBA Finals, the Ed Jordan thirteen's, or the Nike
(03:39):
Air Yeezy one prototypes, I don't see the point of
the smack.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Okay, well, they did a Nike Back to.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
The Future joints, the Flu Game, Jordan's, and I'm talking
about the ones Michael actually wore in the game. If not,
I don't see what shoes could be worth it between
the sixty three year old and the seventy two year old.
Maybe it wasn't the shoes, maybe it was the principal.
All I'm saying is when you make decisions like this,
at least let it be worth especially when you're already
out on bond for resisting arrests and battery on a
(04:05):
law enforcement officer.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Oh I didn't tell y'all that part.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
Damn.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Yeah, Marina was out on bond for resisting arrest and
battery on a law enforcement officer, But that didn't stop
her from doing some prison math, doing some jail math
in her head and calculating that smacking this seventy two
year old woman was absolutely worth it. Her bond was
one thousand dollars. But you still have to factor in,
you know, fighting the case. And something tells me that
(04:30):
she cannot afford an attorney, but one will be provided
for her. Please let Marina go Naga, get the sweet
chut of the Hamiltons.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Oh no, you are the dog.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Of the d.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Doge ah the day.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Ye always do your jail math, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Okay, jail math is probably the easiest math to do nowadays.
I know that math that my kids be bringing home
is complicated. But when you're in a situation, all you
got to do is just think about it.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Is it worth it? Can I afford to do what
it is I'm about to do?
Speaker 6 (05:14):
I like the question. I like that question. How much
would I get if I you know how much?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Already? You got to calculate a little different.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
But anyway, She's like, ah, you know, because I'm already up,
and you know I'm already in the rear. You know
what I'm saying, what's another couple stacks if I smack her?
Because you know she needs to be smacked.
Speaker 6 (05:37):
Now, I don't respect her smacking and elderly.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
She's elderly too, but just not on the same elderly
Let yeah, you know level.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
I mean, listen, she made a calculated decision. The calculating choice.
I get it.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
So all I ever ask of you all is to
do your jail math if you feel like you can
afford it.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Andy, your business in.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
The discount of IP is fifty five and plus. When
you're fifty five, that's when you get the discount.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
She's sixty three?
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Is he sixty three? So she discuss that checked just
in case. All right, well that thank you for that
donkey today. Now let me ask you a guy something
right eight hundred five eighty five one five one? So,
uh week ago I flew to Grease for my daughter's engagement.
Me and my wife was flying out.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Oh no, man, where are you talking? It seemed like
it was your engagement?
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Shut up flying out? We're flying first class. Right, it's
a ten hour flight. My wife's seat was broken, so
they couldn't use that first class seat. The flight was packed,
the only seats available in coach. Okay, what are you
doing that situation?
Speaker 4 (06:38):
That?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Mind you?
Speaker 3 (06:38):
I'm six foot, I'm tall. My wife's five seven. She's short,
so she can handle that coach see better than I
can eight hundred five A five.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
You do, because it ain't no way. I don't care.
Mine's been six six three.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
So you got your husband sitting in the back with
his legs open the whole flight for ten hours.
Speaker 6 (06:58):
Yeah, Like, what are you talking about? I don't want
to be there's wrong.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
It's not a matter of what coach is, just the
matter of your seat.
Speaker 6 (07:05):
Be humble what you paid coache.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Like majority of working class people of America.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
What would you do, Jess?
Speaker 5 (07:12):
I would be like, Babe, you gotta take that o
and sit back there. You're gonna got up and stretch
and stretch your legs. My seat ain't well. He so
it was her my seat broke. He gotta give me
a seat. Oh so you're not gonna ride with him
back there for ten hours?
Speaker 6 (07:26):
No one of the seats broken, not both.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
And when you say seat was broke. What does that mean?
Speaker 6 (07:30):
Like, you can't go back?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Can't go back?
Speaker 2 (07:32):
You can't?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Yeah, and it's the pilot discretion to see if you
can fly on that seat.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Seat was you can't recline. You can't recline, kid, it's disabled.
So it's a cover over it and they won't let
you sit there.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
You should have.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Traded seats with two people in coach, but you don't know,
they didn't know.
Speaker 6 (07:46):
You don't even know it's broken until you try to
recline it.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
So eight hundred five eight five one o five one,
what would you do? That's the question that was smart.
But I would have traded with two people in ten hours.
You're gonna in the back.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
It's cold, so what you're too good for?
Speaker 6 (08:00):
You let your wife sit in the front. You let
your wife take your seat and you sit and coach.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
No, my wife would My wife would definitely be like, yo,
we're both gonna go back to coach.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
All right, Well when we come back, my wife is like, no,
take the seat.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Now.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
If she just said take the seat and.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
Cockroachy, you want y'all get your dance people, you want.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
You go, you go, you go, you go? All right?
Speaker 6 (08:23):
I'll tell you one of the third time.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Y'all wanted the third time.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Third time it became eight hundred five eighty five one
oh five and what would you do?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Let's discuss. It's the Breakfast Local morning. Pull out your phone,
fall in right now, call me.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
At your opinion to the Breakfast Club top break it down.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Eight hundred five eight five one o five one. The
Breakfast Club.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Donkey of Today is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney
Michael the Bull, Lamb and Soft. Don't be a donkey
when you need a FIGHTERR on your side. If you
ever injured, go to Michael to Bull dot com. That's
Michael to Bull dot com. And when you mess with
the Bull, you get the hauns
Some donkey.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Today's just sell themselte Man ready today to day.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
I never heard them donkey other day?
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Said it again, Charlamncy, you are.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
Charlotte Dane's true yes donkey.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Today for Wednesday, September twenty fourth, goes to a sixty
three year old Florida woman named Marina go Naga. Now,
what does your uncle Shalla always tell you about the
great state of Florida?
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Say it with me.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
The crazy at people in America come from the Bronx
and all of Florida, and today is no exception. Even
though I'm not gonna lie. Okay, Marina did something that
I always tell y'all to do. I always tell y'all
to do your prison math. Okay, do your jail math.
Before you do something, before you jump out the window
and commit a crime, always ask yourself, how.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Much is this going to cost you?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Everything from bond to lawyer and especially the time if
you're sinners, can you afford to do what it is you're.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
About to do? Now?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Some people just move off of motion and they just
act okay, they just go. But some people move off strategy.
They ask questions, they plan things out. Those are the
people that I respect. Those are the people that are
truly dangerous. You're now in the comic book world, we
say Batman can beat anyone with prep time. That's how
I feel about people who prep before they do a
crime and calculate the prison math in their head. Okay,
(01:28):
they calculate the jail math in their heads. See, there
is a part of me who respects what Marina did,
even though she's dead. Wrong. Okay, well, damn it, uncle Charlotte,
the suspensions killing me. Will you tell me what she
did already? Well? According to an arrest of affidavit obtained
by Law and Crime, an officer was dispatched to an
undisclosed location to respond to an argument between two people
(01:49):
regarding stolen property.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
When the cops got there, Marina told them she came
to the location to retrieve stolen shoes from a seventy
two year old I identified woman, and at some point
during the encounter, Marina allegedly turned to an officer and
asked them in Spanish, how much would the bond be
if I smacked her? See this is Batman prepping once again.
(02:16):
She turned to the officer and asked the officer how
much would the bond be if I smacked her. Now,
it doesn't say what the officer responded, but Marina must
have thought she could afford it because she walked up
to the seventy three year old and proceeded to smack
him in the face. Okay, see one thing about me.
I respect everybody's choices. I may not agree with the
(02:37):
choice you make, but I respect when someone makes a
calculated choice, because when you choose to do something, then
to me, you have also chosen the consequences of what
comes with that choice.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Marina did her dirt in front of the police.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
She even asked the officer how much would the bond
be if I smacked her?
Speaker 4 (02:54):
And then she went and handled her business.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
So that means she got to handle these consequences, okay,
the same way. Now, what I don't respect is that
the person she smacked was seventy two. Now seventy two
not the same seventy two. It used to be a
lot of these seventy two year olds got that elder script.
They will put you on your ass, but that is
still considered elderly. And Marina, you sixty three, okay, even
though you can get you know, discounted meals that. I
(03:17):
hop there's absolutely no reason for you to be smacking
a seventy two year old person in the face over
no damn stolen shoes. See. I respect you being cold
and calculated and making a choice, but over some damn shoes.
I need to know what kind of shoes they were. Okay,
the person was seventy two, so I know they ain't
no heat. Okay, if they weren't Michael Jordan's nineteen ninety
eight NBA Finals, the Ed Jordan thirteen's, or the Nike
(03:39):
Air Yeezy one prototypes, I don't see the point of
the smack.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Okay, well, they did a Nike Back to.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
The Future joints, the Flu Game, Jordan's, and I'm talking
about the ones Michael actually wore in the game. If not,
I don't see what shoes could be worth it between
the sixty three year old and the seventy two year old.
Maybe it wasn't the shoes, maybe it was the principal.
All I'm saying is when you make decisions like this,
at least let it be worth especially when you're already
out on bond for resisting arrests and battery on a
(04:05):
law enforcement officer.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Oh I didn't tell y'all that part.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
Damn.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Yeah, Marina was out on bond for resisting arrest and
battery on a law enforcement officer, But that didn't stop
her from doing some prison math, doing some jail math
in her head and calculating that smacking this seventy two
year old woman was absolutely worth it. Her bond was
one thousand dollars. But you still have to factor in,
you know, fighting the case. And something tells me that
(04:30):
she cannot afford an attorney, but one will be provided
for her. Please let Marina go Naga, get the sweet
chut of the Hamiltons.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Oh no, you are the dog.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Of the d.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Doge ah the day.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Ye always do your jail math, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Okay, jail math is probably the easiest math to do nowadays.
I know that math that my kids be bringing home
is complicated. But when you're in a situation, all you
got to do is just think about it.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Is it worth it? Can I afford to do what
it is I'm about to do?
Speaker 6 (05:14):
I like the question. I like that question. How much
would I get if I you know how much?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Already? You got to calculate a little different.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
But anyway, She's like, ah, you know, because I'm already up,
and you know I'm already in the rear. You know
what I'm saying, what's another couple stacks if I smack her?
Because you know she needs to be smacked.
Speaker 6 (05:37):
Now, I don't respect her smacking and elderly.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
She's elderly too, but just not on the same elderly
Let yeah, you know level.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
I mean, listen, she made a calculated decision. The calculating choice.
I get it.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
So all I ever ask of you all is to
do your jail math if you feel like you can
afford it.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Andy, your business in.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
The discount of IP is fifty five and plus. When
you're fifty five, that's when you get the discount.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
She's sixty three?
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Is he sixty three? So she discuss that checked just
in case. All right, well that thank you for that
donkey today. Now let me ask you a guy something
right eight hundred five eighty five one five one? So,
uh week ago I flew to Grease for my daughter's engagement.
Me and my wife was flying out.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Oh no, man, where are you talking? It seemed like
it was your engagement?
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Shut up flying out? We're flying first class. Right, it's
a ten hour flight. My wife's seat was broken, so
they couldn't use that first class seat. The flight was packed,
the only seats available in coach. Okay, what are you
doing that situation?
Speaker 4 (06:38):
That?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Mind you?
Speaker 3 (06:38):
I'm six foot, I'm tall. My wife's five seven. She's short,
so she can handle that coach see better than I
can eight hundred five A five.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
You do, because it ain't no way. I don't care.
Mine's been six six three.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
So you got your husband sitting in the back with
his legs open the whole flight for ten hours.
Speaker 6 (06:58):
Yeah, Like, what are you talking about? I don't want
to be there's wrong.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
It's not a matter of what coach is, just the
matter of your seat.
Speaker 6 (07:05):
Be humble what you paid coache.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Like majority of working class people of America.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
What would you do, Jess?
Speaker 5 (07:12):
I would be like, Babe, you gotta take that o
and sit back there. You're gonna got up and stretch
and stretch your legs. My seat ain't well. He so
it was her my seat broke. He gotta give me
a seat. Oh so you're not gonna ride with him
back there for ten hours?
Speaker 6 (07:26):
No one of the seats broken, not both.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
And when you say seat was broke. What does that mean?
Speaker 6 (07:30):
Like, you can't go back?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Can't go back?
Speaker 2 (07:32):
You can't?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Yeah, and it's the pilot discretion to see if you
can fly on that seat.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Seat was you can't recline. You can't recline, kid, it's disabled.
So it's a cover over it and they won't let
you sit there.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
You should have.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Traded seats with two people in coach, but you don't know,
they didn't know.
Speaker 6 (07:46):
You don't even know it's broken until you try to
recline it.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
So eight hundred five eight five one o five one,
what would you do? That's the question that was smart.
But I would have traded with two people in ten hours.
You're gonna in the back.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
It's cold, so what you're too good for?
Speaker 6 (08:00):
You let your wife sit in the front. You let
your wife take your seat and you sit and coach.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
No, my wife would My wife would definitely be like, yo,
we're both gonna go back to coach.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
All right, Well when we come back, my wife is like, no,
take the seat.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Now.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
If she just said take the seat and.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
Cockroachy, you want y'all get your dance people, you want.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
You go, you go, you go, you go? All right?
Speaker 6 (08:23):
I'll tell you one of the third time.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Y'all wanted the third time.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Third time it became eight hundred five eighty five one
oh five and what would you do?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Let's discuss. It's the Breakfast Local morning. Pull out your phone,
fall in right now, call me.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
At your opinion to the Breakfast Club top break it down.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Eight hundred five eight five one o five one. The
Breakfast Club.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Donkey of Today is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney
Michael the Bull, Lamb and Soft. Don't be a donkey
when you need a FIGHTERR on your side. If you
ever injured, go to Michael to Bull dot com. That's
Michael to Bull dot com. And when you mess with
the Bull, you get the hauns
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