December 15, 2025 • 6 mins
Charlamagne Tha God gives Donkey of the Day to a man who called police asking for items he left inside a car he stole. Listen for more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I just wanted to know how you came up with
the don't be in a day, because you mean a
bunch of donkeys. That is why Charlemagne remember a life
where we are tongue based off who may have seen
he never was saying.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
On the breakfast club in the words of Charlemagne, and God,
he's a donkey.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Ah Man, Charlamagne, you've given donkey of the day to who?
Now well, buster rhymes Donkey Today from Monday, December fifteenth
goes to twenty one year old Cayenne Baxter. I believe
Lauren la Rossa knows this young man. Okay, he's from
Delaware and he was charged with vehicle theft after police
say he confessed to stealing a Honde Sonata that was
left running. Now, listen, cars get stolen every day, b
(00:51):
But what I am always intrigued by is when people
commit crimes and move like the crime they just committed
wasn't a crime. Okay, I'm telling you, I don't know
what it is about this era. I have a theory
that because of the Internet, social media AI, people have
no idea what's real and what's not anymore. Okay, fantasy
looks like reality. Fiction looks like facts. So I have
(01:13):
a theory when you see people committing crimes and moving
like those crimes is just everyday task that people have
on their to do list. It's because they really don't
know any better. Okay. See, Kayan saw this Hondi Sonata
sitting outside. He saw it was left running, and he
thought it was his. Okay, it couldn't possibly be stealing
if the car is running. Kayane probably thought it was
a sign from the heavens. Okay. He probably thought he
(01:34):
manifested it, so he stole it. Well, he was caught.
Ladies in gettlemen, Okay, would you like to know how
he was caught. He got caught because he was moving
like the stolen vehicle was actually his. See, the car
got told, and guess what Kayane did, Kayan? Kayan called
the police. Okay, the report that the vehicle had been
(01:55):
told and he wanted to retrieve some items that he
left inside the car. I can't make this kind of
stuff up people. He called the police and told them
the car had been told and he wanted to retrieve
some items he left inside the vehicle. This man treated
the police like the lost and found at the bowling alley. Okay.
(02:15):
He ended up getting arrested on the same street where
the hande was stolen. He returned to the scene of
the crime after calling the police to tell them he
needed to retrieve some items from the vehicle he stole
the day before. Young man, this is not Amazon Prime, Okay.
You don't get same day recovery on stolen vehicles. And
this is why we have to encourage these young men
(02:37):
to learn a trade. Okay. We are losing potential plumbers,
HVAC specialists, electricians, wellness to the streets. Okay. And the
reality is sometimes smart people do dumb things okay that
lead them to have criminal records. But some people are
actually too dumb to even be criminals. Okay, Kayan is
a person who is too dumb to even be a criminal.
(02:59):
By the way, I take that back, I don't know
if Kayan is dumb. I just think Kayan didn't think
what he was doing was a crime. In his mind,
what he did was perfectly normal. I stole a car,
didn't kill anyone, no drugs involved, no guns, just a
little stolen car that got told no big deal, cops,
will let me retrieve my items out of it. You
(03:20):
can't call the police to report a crime that you
committed just because you already moved on emotionally from it. Okay,
do y'all not understand how ridiculous this story is. He
stole a car, then he got the car told and
instead of just charging it to the game, he said,
let me escalate this to customer service. Okay, Kayan, I
have to know what you left in the car. Okay,
(03:41):
that isn't in any of the news reports I've read,
But I need to know what you left in this
car that would make you call the police. Was it money?
Was it jewelry? Probably not, because if you had valuable things,
you wouldn't be doing things like stealing cars. What's the
morail of the story here? Sometimes the lesson costs more
than the loss. Please give kay Baxter the biggest he huh,
(04:08):
that's crazy. That's not like a Baltimore story. To be
honest with you, Delaware, Delaware is close enoughhing right there?
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Dang, you don't play a game. Nope, the chat wants
to play a game. I know the chat wants to
play a game.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Okay, the chat wants to play a game. All right, Chat,
if you all want to play, we can play a
game of guess what rice all right, Kanye Baxter, twenty
one years old of Delaware, He's I don't won't play that. Sorry,
I don't want to play them. I don't even like
the way you said that, But sorry, I don't play
(04:41):
this exactly. I don't play no more. You know what
I'm saying. You know that's what you think. It don't
even mattere because see the thing about working with Biracials.
Whenever that other side jump out the way it just
jumped out just now, I don't want to play real hard.
He always you know what I'm saying, you'd be like,
(05:01):
we let it, we let I guess whatever little bit
of black in him anticipate. But then this that the others,
you know, like you from the depths of your throat,
like you sound like a Dominican in Washington Heights reporting
like I didn't like that. I'm black. I'm I'm black,
So I didn't like all right, I did not like
that at all because he black. It don't even matter
no more. All right, Okay, thank you for that donkey
(05:23):
of the day. But it's in case you mustn't know, yes,
damn he b he look like he mixed with pitbull. Okay,
this man twenty one. I knew you. He was biting
people in class when he was six. I'm telling you.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
You see him, Jesus, no gosh. All right, well, thank
you for that. Donkey of the Day. Let's send you
a picture of him now when we come back. He's
running for governor of South Carolina, Jermaine Johnson. He'll be
joining us in the second. So don't go anywhere. It's
the Breakfast Club.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Good Morning. Donkey of Today is sponsored by renowned personal
injury attorney Michael the Bull, Lamb and Soft. Don't be
a donkey when you need a fighter on your side.
If you're ever injured, go to Michael to bull dot com.
That's Michael the Bull dot com. And when you mess
with the Bull, you get the horns.
I just wanted to know how you came up with
the don't be in a day, because you mean a
bunch of donkeys. That is why Charlemagne remember a life
where we are tongue based off who may have seen
he never was saying.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
On the breakfast club in the words of Charlemagne, and God,
he's a donkey.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Ah Man, Charlamagne, you've given donkey of the day to who?
Now well, buster rhymes Donkey Today from Monday, December fifteenth
goes to twenty one year old Cayenne Baxter. I believe
Lauren la Rossa knows this young man. Okay, he's from
Delaware and he was charged with vehicle theft after police
say he confessed to stealing a Honde Sonata that was
left running. Now, listen, cars get stolen every day, b
(00:51):
But what I am always intrigued by is when people
commit crimes and move like the crime they just committed
wasn't a crime. Okay, I'm telling you, I don't know
what it is about this era. I have a theory
that because of the Internet, social media AI, people have
no idea what's real and what's not anymore. Okay, fantasy
looks like reality. Fiction looks like facts. So I have
(01:13):
a theory when you see people committing crimes and moving
like those crimes is just everyday task that people have
on their to do list. It's because they really don't
know any better. Okay. See, Kayan saw this Hondi Sonata
sitting outside. He saw it was left running, and he
thought it was his. Okay, it couldn't possibly be stealing
if the car is running. Kayane probably thought it was
a sign from the heavens. Okay. He probably thought he
(01:34):
manifested it, so he stole it. Well, he was caught.
Ladies in gettlemen, Okay, would you like to know how
he was caught. He got caught because he was moving
like the stolen vehicle was actually his. See, the car
got told, and guess what Kayane did, Kayan? Kayan called
the police. Okay, the report that the vehicle had been
(01:55):
told and he wanted to retrieve some items that he
left inside the car. I can't make this kind of
stuff up people. He called the police and told them
the car had been told and he wanted to retrieve
some items he left inside the vehicle. This man treated
the police like the lost and found at the bowling alley. Okay.
(02:15):
He ended up getting arrested on the same street where
the hande was stolen. He returned to the scene of
the crime after calling the police to tell them he
needed to retrieve some items from the vehicle he stole
the day before. Young man, this is not Amazon Prime, Okay.
You don't get same day recovery on stolen vehicles. And
this is why we have to encourage these young men
(02:37):
to learn a trade. Okay. We are losing potential plumbers,
HVAC specialists, electricians, wellness to the streets. Okay. And the
reality is sometimes smart people do dumb things okay that
lead them to have criminal records. But some people are
actually too dumb to even be criminals. Okay, Kayan is
a person who is too dumb to even be a criminal.
(02:59):
By the way, I take that back, I don't know
if Kayan is dumb. I just think Kayan didn't think
what he was doing was a crime. In his mind,
what he did was perfectly normal. I stole a car,
didn't kill anyone, no drugs involved, no guns, just a
little stolen car that got told no big deal, cops,
will let me retrieve my items out of it. You
(03:20):
can't call the police to report a crime that you
committed just because you already moved on emotionally from it. Okay,
do y'all not understand how ridiculous this story is. He
stole a car, then he got the car told and
instead of just charging it to the game, he said,
let me escalate this to customer service. Okay, Kayan, I
have to know what you left in the car. Okay,
(03:41):
that isn't in any of the news reports I've read,
But I need to know what you left in this
car that would make you call the police. Was it money?
Was it jewelry? Probably not, because if you had valuable things,
you wouldn't be doing things like stealing cars. What's the
morail of the story here? Sometimes the lesson costs more
than the loss. Please give kay Baxter the biggest he huh,
(04:08):
that's crazy. That's not like a Baltimore story. To be
honest with you, Delaware, Delaware is close enoughhing right there?
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Dang, you don't play a game. Nope, the chat wants
to play a game. I know the chat wants to
play a game.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Okay, the chat wants to play a game. All right, Chat,
if you all want to play, we can play a
game of guess what rice all right, Kanye Baxter, twenty
one years old of Delaware, He's I don't won't play that. Sorry,
I don't want to play them. I don't even like
the way you said that, But sorry, I don't play
(04:41):
this exactly. I don't play no more. You know what
I'm saying. You know that's what you think. It don't
even mattere because see the thing about working with Biracials.
Whenever that other side jump out the way it just
jumped out just now, I don't want to play real hard.
He always you know what I'm saying, you'd be like,
(05:01):
we let it, we let I guess whatever little bit
of black in him anticipate. But then this that the others,
you know, like you from the depths of your throat,
like you sound like a Dominican in Washington Heights reporting
like I didn't like that. I'm black. I'm I'm black,
So I didn't like all right, I did not like
that at all because he black. It don't even matter
no more. All right, Okay, thank you for that donkey
(05:23):
of the day. But it's in case you mustn't know, yes,
damn he b he look like he mixed with pitbull. Okay,
this man twenty one. I knew you. He was biting
people in class when he was six. I'm telling you.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
You see him, Jesus, no gosh. All right, well, thank
you for that. Donkey of the Day. Let's send you
a picture of him now when we come back. He's
running for governor of South Carolina, Jermaine Johnson. He'll be
joining us in the second. So don't go anywhere. It's
the Breakfast Club.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Good Morning. Donkey of Today is sponsored by renowned personal
injury attorney Michael the Bull, Lamb and Soft. Don't be
a donkey when you need a fighter on your side.
If you're ever injured, go to Michael to bull dot com.
That's Michael the Bull dot com. And when you mess
with the Bull, you get the horns.
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