December 17, 2025 • 9 mins
Charlamagne Tha God gives Donkey of the Day to a serial shoplifter who tried to rob Walmart during a ‘Shop With a Cop’ event. Listen for more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You try to charge some donkey to day is just
so themselves. I've been watching Charlotte May I read the
donkey say it again, Charlamn, I'm a Duncan.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
You are adult that Charlotte made the same is true?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Donk here today for Wednesday, the Sember seventeenth goes to
a twenty four year old Sophia Malch Okay, she has
a career shoplifter from Harford, Wisconsin. And what I've realized
during this holiday season is some people just need a
warm place to stay. Okay, It's really just that simple.
Some individuals I refuse to believe, or it's stupid, they
just want to be in jail right now. Okay, they
want to be in jail. They need a warm place
(00:44):
to stay. I have a theory that some humans are
fully aware of the crimes they are committing and how
they are committing them, and the plan is for them
to end up in jail because they know they will
at least have a place to stay for a few hours, okay,
a few meals and some heat if the jail they
are and have heat. But that's clearly a risk. You know,
some folks are willing to take because there's no possible way.
(01:05):
Some folks, it is stupid, but maybe you are because
I've been doing donkey here today, every day on Breakfast
Club for fifteen years, never a shortage of ehaus to deliver,
and Sophia Malake is delayed to see. Sofia was quickly
arrested in a Wisconsin Walmart because she is a career shoplifter,
all right, that folks know by name and face. In fact,
(01:27):
this most recent time she got arrested shoplifting was the
second time in just a matter of days, all right.
She had allegedly stolen over six hundred dollars worth of
merchandise just days prior and was found with a cart
full of items with either Sophia don't know, don't show,
or don't care about the police because she decided to
shoplift from Walmart while a shop with a cop charity
(01:48):
event was happening. I can't make any of this stuff up.
Let's go to ABC twelve for the report, please sirs.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Photos from a Hertford Walmart December third show a woman
walking out of the store with a cart overflowing with
more than six hundred dollars worth of toys, decor and clothes.
One problem. Police say she never paid. Hartford Police Chief
Scott MacFarlane says the woman returned to the scene Walmart
a few days later. This time it was crawling with cops.
(02:14):
We were kind of incredulous that she would come back,
considering there probably wasn't a corner that you could turn
around in the store and not see a police officer.
Police were there for Shop with a Cop, an annual
event where officers helped kids fill holiday wish lists. The
Hartvord police chief says there were more than a dozen
officers inside the store with their squad cars visible parked
out front. Still, he says she continued to walk inside
(02:36):
the store and began filling up a cart. The chief
says officers arrested her out of the view of the kids,
finding nine hundred dollars worth of stolen toys in her car.
The criminal complaint says she told detectives she would have
shoplifted again, but changed her mind after seeing the police
presence in the Walmart toy section.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
A shop with a cop, sofia not shoplift with a cop. Okay,
she walked into a Walmart. Now this is walked into
a Walmart and shoplifted during a shop with a cop event.
This is what the Hartford Police Department posted on their Facebook.
Unfortunately for her, she walks straight into a Walmart during
the one time of year when the store is basically
a satellite police station.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Right, the police officers.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Knew who she was because they already labeled her a
career shoplifter. Sophia, Never has a human needed a change
of environment more than you.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
This is why people sending their nephews to live with
their auntie and uncles in Belle. Okay, this is why
Keisha had to move and transfer high schools and tomorrow
brock to Kill show based off Judy Bloom's book Forever
that's on Netflix. Okay, she needed a change of environment
due to the fallout from a sex tape her boyfriend Christian.
Let everybody see, Sophia, you are in the same exact boat.
You need a change of scenery. Okay, because if soon
(03:50):
as you walk into a retail store people know what
you're coming to do, that's a problem, all right, the
Hertford Police Department said, With a few quick observations and
a whole lot of you've got to be kidding me,
they confirmed who you were and took you into custody
right there in the midst of Christmas. Chair My god,
(04:11):
they got pictures of her dragging a loaded car to
stolen goods towards the exit, and the cops approached her
and saw two hundred and fifty dollars worth of merchandise
in her car, and she told them that she was
trying to get gift for her kids, but just eventually
admitted she.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Was just trying to steal. My god, Okay.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
She says she planned on stealing the goods, but decided
against it after seeing the number of policing the store. Sophia,
if you wanted to go to jail, just say that. Okay,
you saw all those cops when you walked in the store,
when you was going from out to hour filling up
your cart. You saw all those cops. But you was
probably thinking like I was thinking back in the day. See,
I wouldn't say I was a career shoplifter, but I
(04:51):
have shoplifted, okay, But what I would do is.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Walk in the store.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Walk in the store, take what I want, never nothing serious,
you know, six pack of but ice, some white owl lunch,
source magazine, and just walk out. All right, don't try
to hide it, don't try to conceal it. Just walk
in and walk right out. That's what I think Sofia
was thinking. In her mind. She thought the police would
never think I'm stealing with all in men here, so
let me just try it the real quick. But also
stealing out of Walmart is crazy because they always got
(05:16):
the over zealous person that checks your receipt when you're
walking out.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
So I don't even know what Sophia was on.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
But cops also found nine hundred dollars worth of toys
in her trunk already, and now she faces felony retail
theft charges. The heart for the police department had a
little word of advice. They said, if you're planning felony
retail theft, maybe avoid today when the building is basically
thirty percent law enforcement and seventy percent wrapping paper.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Please give Sophia Malake the sweet sounds and the Hamiltons.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
You oh the day, ye oh day ye.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
You just got to call them the homotones. I heard.
But the crazy thing is I was not about to
say that.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
You said, give them the sweet sounds of the homotones.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
You just want to be on that list, So.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
Now I'm not you, not the homotones anyway. Anyway, what
only thing that where she went wrong as she got
greedy because I ain't gonna lie.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
That's a lick. That is a lick, that is.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Booster a one all day, but thirty percent, like the
police said, on a day on the on the time,
when it's thirty percent law enforcement, so it's mad police
in there, and then seventy percent rapping paper, meaning it
ain't nothing but a lot of Christmas stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
And for the most part, I just won't play a game.
Oh god, what I won't playing? Why you won't play
games when we obvious? Okay you think it's obvious. Okay,
let's play a game of Yes, what race?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Yes, Hertford the Wisconsin walked into a Walmart is a
real shoplifter, already had nine hundred dollars worth of stolen
goods in her trunk, but decided to walk in during
a shop with a cop event and shoplift some more.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Yes what rac is just hilarious.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Like.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
I can see why you say that. Yeah, why you
say that?
Speaker 5 (07:17):
First of all, Wisconsin, and she thought like she was,
she wouldn't be caught.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Amongst all the all them cops and those white people.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Yeah, okay, all right, uh dj NV that's twenty four
year old Sophia Mlake, career shoplifter from Wisconsin, walked into
a Walmart during a shop with a cop event and
decided to shoplift even though she already had nine hundred
dollars worth of stolen goods in her trunk.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yes, what racious?
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Why white? White, white, white?
Speaker 4 (07:45):
White?
Speaker 5 (07:45):
Watch she was going watch watch what.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
White? Jess Hilarious and DJ NVY, I want both of
you to know that you are absolutely positively correct.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
She held mountains.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Yeah, she's had white Christmas for the last Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
Yeah, the only white person is gonna go into a
store with a bunch of cops outside and still think
they could get away.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
With He thought she was gonna blend in.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
I'm telling you that's how them, that's how the white
people think.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Like this is and this is a different this is
a privilege. Why you can look at her and tell
that She's like, I can't believe y'all arrested me.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Y'all arrested me. She had no money to die her,
She had no money.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
She tried to lie and say that the kid the
she was stealing for our kids, all them damn toys.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
She's like Walmart is mine career colonization?
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Wait yeah, all right, well thank.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
You for that.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Donkey Today.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Donkey of Today is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney
Michael the Bull, Lamb and Soft. Don't be a donkey
when you need a fight, her on your side. If
you ever injured, go to Michael to Bull dot com.
That's Michael to Bull dot com. And when you mess
with the bull, you get the horns.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Wake up, Wake your ass up. The breakfast club. You're finishing,
You're dune
You try to charge some donkey to day is just
so themselves. I've been watching Charlotte May I read the
donkey say it again, Charlamn, I'm a Duncan.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
You are adult that Charlotte made the same is true?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Donk here today for Wednesday, the Sember seventeenth goes to
a twenty four year old Sophia Malch Okay, she has
a career shoplifter from Harford, Wisconsin. And what I've realized
during this holiday season is some people just need a
warm place to stay. Okay, It's really just that simple.
Some individuals I refuse to believe, or it's stupid, they
just want to be in jail right now. Okay, they
want to be in jail. They need a warm place
(00:44):
to stay. I have a theory that some humans are
fully aware of the crimes they are committing and how
they are committing them, and the plan is for them
to end up in jail because they know they will
at least have a place to stay for a few hours, okay,
a few meals and some heat if the jail they
are and have heat. But that's clearly a risk. You know,
some folks are willing to take because there's no possible way.
(01:05):
Some folks, it is stupid, but maybe you are because
I've been doing donkey here today, every day on Breakfast
Club for fifteen years, never a shortage of ehaus to deliver,
and Sophia Malake is delayed to see. Sofia was quickly
arrested in a Wisconsin Walmart because she is a career shoplifter,
all right, that folks know by name and face. In fact,
(01:27):
this most recent time she got arrested shoplifting was the
second time in just a matter of days, all right.
She had allegedly stolen over six hundred dollars worth of
merchandise just days prior and was found with a cart
full of items with either Sophia don't know, don't show,
or don't care about the police because she decided to
shoplift from Walmart while a shop with a cop charity
(01:48):
event was happening. I can't make any of this stuff up.
Let's go to ABC twelve for the report, please sirs.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Photos from a Hertford Walmart December third show a woman
walking out of the store with a cart overflowing with
more than six hundred dollars worth of toys, decor and clothes.
One problem. Police say she never paid. Hartford Police Chief
Scott MacFarlane says the woman returned to the scene Walmart
a few days later. This time it was crawling with cops.
(02:14):
We were kind of incredulous that she would come back,
considering there probably wasn't a corner that you could turn
around in the store and not see a police officer.
Police were there for Shop with a Cop, an annual
event where officers helped kids fill holiday wish lists. The
Hartvord police chief says there were more than a dozen
officers inside the store with their squad cars visible parked
out front. Still, he says she continued to walk inside
(02:36):
the store and began filling up a cart. The chief
says officers arrested her out of the view of the kids,
finding nine hundred dollars worth of stolen toys in her car.
The criminal complaint says she told detectives she would have
shoplifted again, but changed her mind after seeing the police
presence in the Walmart toy section.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
A shop with a cop, sofia not shoplift with a cop. Okay,
she walked into a Walmart. Now this is walked into
a Walmart and shoplifted during a shop with a cop event.
This is what the Hartford Police Department posted on their Facebook.
Unfortunately for her, she walks straight into a Walmart during
the one time of year when the store is basically
a satellite police station.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Right, the police officers.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Knew who she was because they already labeled her a
career shoplifter. Sophia, Never has a human needed a change
of environment more than you.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
This is why people sending their nephews to live with
their auntie and uncles in Belle. Okay, this is why
Keisha had to move and transfer high schools and tomorrow
brock to Kill show based off Judy Bloom's book Forever
that's on Netflix. Okay, she needed a change of environment
due to the fallout from a sex tape her boyfriend Christian.
Let everybody see, Sophia, you are in the same exact boat.
You need a change of scenery. Okay, because if soon
(03:50):
as you walk into a retail store people know what
you're coming to do, that's a problem, all right, the
Hertford Police Department said, With a few quick observations and
a whole lot of you've got to be kidding me,
they confirmed who you were and took you into custody
right there in the midst of Christmas. Chair My god,
(04:11):
they got pictures of her dragging a loaded car to
stolen goods towards the exit, and the cops approached her
and saw two hundred and fifty dollars worth of merchandise
in her car, and she told them that she was
trying to get gift for her kids, but just eventually
admitted she.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Was just trying to steal. My god, Okay.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
She says she planned on stealing the goods, but decided
against it after seeing the number of policing the store. Sophia,
if you wanted to go to jail, just say that. Okay,
you saw all those cops when you walked in the store,
when you was going from out to hour filling up
your cart. You saw all those cops. But you was
probably thinking like I was thinking back in the day. See,
I wouldn't say I was a career shoplifter, but I
(04:51):
have shoplifted, okay, But what I would do is.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Walk in the store.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Walk in the store, take what I want, never nothing serious,
you know, six pack of but ice, some white owl lunch,
source magazine, and just walk out. All right, don't try
to hide it, don't try to conceal it. Just walk
in and walk right out. That's what I think Sofia
was thinking. In her mind. She thought the police would
never think I'm stealing with all in men here, so
let me just try it the real quick. But also
stealing out of Walmart is crazy because they always got
(05:16):
the over zealous person that checks your receipt when you're
walking out.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
So I don't even know what Sophia was on.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
But cops also found nine hundred dollars worth of toys
in her trunk already, and now she faces felony retail
theft charges. The heart for the police department had a
little word of advice. They said, if you're planning felony
retail theft, maybe avoid today when the building is basically
thirty percent law enforcement and seventy percent wrapping paper.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Please give Sophia Malake the sweet sounds and the Hamiltons.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
You oh the day, ye oh day ye.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
You just got to call them the homotones. I heard.
But the crazy thing is I was not about to
say that.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
You said, give them the sweet sounds of the homotones.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
You just want to be on that list, So.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
Now I'm not you, not the homotones anyway. Anyway, what
only thing that where she went wrong as she got
greedy because I ain't gonna lie.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
That's a lick. That is a lick, that is.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Booster a one all day, but thirty percent, like the
police said, on a day on the on the time,
when it's thirty percent law enforcement, so it's mad police
in there, and then seventy percent rapping paper, meaning it
ain't nothing but a lot of Christmas stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
And for the most part, I just won't play a game.
Oh god, what I won't playing? Why you won't play
games when we obvious? Okay you think it's obvious. Okay,
let's play a game of Yes, what race?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Yes, Hertford the Wisconsin walked into a Walmart is a
real shoplifter, already had nine hundred dollars worth of stolen
goods in her trunk, but decided to walk in during
a shop with a cop event and shoplift some more.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Yes what rac is just hilarious.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Like.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
I can see why you say that. Yeah, why you
say that?
Speaker 5 (07:17):
First of all, Wisconsin, and she thought like she was,
she wouldn't be caught.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Amongst all the all them cops and those white people.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Yeah, okay, all right, uh dj NV that's twenty four
year old Sophia Mlake, career shoplifter from Wisconsin, walked into
a Walmart during a shop with a cop event and
decided to shoplift even though she already had nine hundred
dollars worth of stolen goods in her trunk.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yes, what racious?
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Why white? White, white, white?
Speaker 4 (07:45):
White?
Speaker 5 (07:45):
Watch she was going watch watch what.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
White? Jess Hilarious and DJ NVY, I want both of
you to know that you are absolutely positively correct.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
She held mountains.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Yeah, she's had white Christmas for the last Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
Yeah, the only white person is gonna go into a
store with a bunch of cops outside and still think
they could get away.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
With He thought she was gonna blend in.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
I'm telling you that's how them, that's how the white
people think.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Like this is and this is a different this is
a privilege. Why you can look at her and tell
that She's like, I can't believe y'all arrested me.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Y'all arrested me. She had no money to die her,
She had no money.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
She tried to lie and say that the kid the
she was stealing for our kids, all them damn toys.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
She's like Walmart is mine career colonization?
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Wait yeah, all right, well thank.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
You for that.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Donkey Today.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Donkey of Today is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney
Michael the Bull, Lamb and Soft. Don't be a donkey
when you need a fight, her on your side. If
you ever injured, go to Michael to Bull dot com.
That's Michael to Bull dot com. And when you mess
with the bull, you get the horns.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Wake up, Wake your ass up. The breakfast club. You're finishing,
You're dune
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