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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today. Damn that he hogged. It's time for donkey the
j I mean trying to be donkey today. No more.
They should be embarrassed by what they already did. I'm
not making new people do these days.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Called donkey of the day, and it really caught me
off guard. Damn Charla Man who got the donkey out
of the day to day? Well, Jesse Hilario's donkey today
for Thursday, December eighteenth, the second to last donkey of
twenty twenty five, because after tomorrow we are taking a
well deserved vacation until the new year. Hopefully we'll be back. Okay,
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But it goes to a woman named Camille Benson. Okay,
she is thirty three in Hells from Texas. But she
has been charged with attempted mayhem. I have never even
heard of that. Okay, you've heard of attempted mayhem? No,
never heard of it. Now, now, what is attempted mayhem will?
According to AI overview, it refers to the crime of
trying to maliciously disfigure, disabled, or destroy a part of
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someone's body, like an eye, or tongue or limb, but
failing to complete the act all right, such as trying
to blind someone but only causing serious injury. Okay, mayhem
itself involves successfully causing disfigurement like blinding or cutting off
her figure. Wan I guess slashing of the face. I
guess stuff like that, right, I swear man. The more
you learn about life, the more you wonder why certain
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people are living.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
All right, your brain shouldn't even be allowed to work
like this.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
God really needed to install a self destruct button into
some humits.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I mean, as soon as a person is about to
do something as heinous is mayhem to an individual, they
should just cut off, all right, just fade the black,
go dark right there on the spot, wake up, reincardinated,
if a tuna fish or something. Okay, it don't make
no sense. And this woman, Camille absolutely needed to wake
up as a tuna fish. Matter of fact, not even
a tune fish, because my mouth started watering thinking about tuna.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Tunas are great, very tasty.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Maybe she should come back as a worm or something,
all right, anything that can be put on a hook.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Coming back as a tuna fish just seems too good
for her, even though she looks like she probably smells
like one.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
But let's go to WXXB twenty five.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
We begin with new details this evening on the case
of razor blades being found inside loaves of bread at
two Biloxi Walmart locations. Biloxi police announcing just minutes ago
that they have made an arrest in this case. Thirty
three year old Camille Benson from Texas is charged with
attempted mayhem and is being held in the Harrison County
Jail on a one hundred thousand dollars bond. Police had
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released surveillance videos earlier today of Benson, identifying her as
a person of interests in the case. Take a look
at this. This is a TikTok sent to us by
Mariah Watson showing some of the impacted bread sheep purchased
at one of the stores. The investigation all began Monday,
when officers responded to the Walmarts on CT. Switzer Road
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and Pass Road for calls about tampered products. In both cases,
customers reported discovering those razor blades inside loaves of bread.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Jesus, this chick wanted people to eat razor blades on ride.
Would say, paint nobody in raizor blades sandwiches. I don't
like to use the word hate, but I hate people
like her.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
We love to say hurt people, hurt people, and that
is true in a lot of cases. Unhealed pain and
folks does cause harm, and it does cause unhealed people
to cause harm. But some of y'all just evil and
you need an exorcism just as much as you need therapy.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Okay. I love home cooked food over anything, but I.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Also love eating out all right, everything from fast food
restaurants to find dining. That's why I don't like when
fat people try to say I hate them because I
identify as a big back. But one of my greatest
fids when eating from these places is stuff like this.
This is what I mean when I say every single
day of our lives, all we are trying to do
is avoid other people's crazy. All it takes is one
person committing one act of crazy to disrupt the multiverse. Okay,
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what's the point of putting razor blades in banana nut muffins?
That's why I love banana nut muffins. Okay, banana nut
muffins is my go to. Blueberry muffins is my number two.
But I'm only doing either all But why put razor
blades in banana nut muffins.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Why put razor blades and loaves of bread?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
By the grace of God, I'm glad no kids were injured,
by the grace of God. I'm glad no elders were injured.
By the grace of God. I'm glad nobody was injured.
But just the mindset of a human to put multiple
raizor blades and loaves of bread and banana nut muffins
and a couple of retail locations in the Biloxi area.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Now here's the thing. Her bond was set at one
hundred thousand.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Dollars said, that's it, one hundred thousand dollars for attempted Mayhem.
Probably gotta pay ten percent, like ten grand right. I
don't see the reason for her to be out. Okay,
people like this should not be allowed to come home
until they spend a lengthy amount of time in a
psychiatric institution. This woman put raizor blades and banana nut
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muffins and loaves of bread. This is an intentional, premeditated,
batman level villain attempted crime. Okay, you don't just let
people like that back into society because they can afford
the bond. Nah, bruh, you got you gotta sp some
extensive time trying to figure out what's wrong with this
human that she would be willing to harm other humans
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on this level. The Gritch wasn't this diabolical. He just
wanted folks to have a terrible Christmas. Okay, he wasn't
trying to disfigure them forever. Listen, all you hurt people,
do yourself a favor and get some healing. Okay, That's
what I want you to get for Christmas, some healing,
because not all hurt people hurt people. Some spend their
lives making sure no one else feels what they did.
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Some break cycles, some build safe spaces, some turn pain
in the purpose. Hurt people don't just hurt people. Hurt
people can heal people too, Camille, if you get out
on a bond, try that.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Please. Let remy Ma give Camille Benson the biggest he
hull hee ha he ha, You stupid mother, Are you dumb?
You can't just let somebody like her back into the street.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
She needs to be set sat down in somebody's psychiatric institution.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
And we need to figure out what's wrong. It's crazy. Yeah,
I want to play. I'm not playing a game. Why
why crazy? It is crazy. It don't matter what color
exactly is crazy? He belong? That's crazy and.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
You over there, chalk the choking dying over there. But
you want to play the game you.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Want to play?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
You better want a crazy blea that could have been
a raisable to play game. No, I don't want to
play a game. Crazy is as crazy does?
Speaker 1 (06:26):
This woman is? Just Chad wants to play a game.
Just chat. I always want to play a game. I
don't want to do. Let's play a game. Know what
is crazy?
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Is?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
It's crazy? She's crazy? What is she? I'm just killing
these help, that's what she is? What is she? Okay?
Is she black?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Meat?
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Out? White meat? Up? You Dominican? You need to drink
a water? What is she alone? Move on? What is she?
What is she? She? What are you? I'm everybody want
to know black childs playing a game with dj NV. Yes,
what racy is? Don't nobody know?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Sho up to the Puerto Rican Day Parade with the
Porto Rican flag, Show up to the Dominicans Day Parade
with the Dominican flag, Show up the black stuff like
he black and when he wanted to be a crack.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
I ain't gonna be a crack. I tell I'm black.
All the chap says, I'm black. All I'm black. That's
a lie. Y'all know better than that. What she scary?
It don't matter, cy you know what, show you.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
I'm gonna show you what my theme is so I
can just see.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
What is Be honest with you, Be honest with you.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
I'm really just looking at her picture for the first time, right,
and she's what I have no idea because she got
nigga features, right, she's.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Got twenty one savage tattooes all over the face.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Like, I don't know what this is. I'm gonna be honest.
Her name is Camille Benson. I have no idea what
this is. Actually, this might be something that they created
in the last.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Wow, she looks like look, she looked. Wow, she looked
like one of them. She looked like one of them. Though,
what was a white lady that? Remember you just saying
what is she? What is she? What is she?
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:03):
What is it? What is it? I don't know what.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
That's what?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Yeah, she looked created. If I see it like this
is the creative village. Yeah, that's the creative player right there.
I don't know what. I really don't know what this is.
I don't know. All right, well, thank you for that
Donkey to day. Seriously, and she got like blonde curly, hell,
what is it? What is it like? They took the
worst of all races and just put them all together.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
You got a little bit of everything, all right, Well,
thank you for that Donkey to Day. Donkey of Today
is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney Michael the Bull,
Lamb and Soft. Don't be a donkey when you need
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Speaker 1 (08:43):
And when you mess with the Bull, you get the horns.
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