March 17, 2026 • 8 mins
Charlamagne Tha God gives Donkey of the Day to a Florida man who fired a gun after getting upset over a karaoke machine not working. Listen for more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Make sure you're telling them to watch out for Florida.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Milora Malorda, The craziest people in America come from the
Bronx and all of Florida.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Yes, you are a donkey. The Florida man attacked an
ATM for a very strange reason. It gave him too
much money.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Florida man is arrested after that says he rigged the
door to his home in an attempt to electro het
his pregnant lights.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Police arrested in Orlando man for.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Talking a Famina the Breakfast Club bitch you donkey of
the day with Charlamagne, a guy.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
I don't know why y'all keep letting him get y'all
like this.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
It ain't me, little duval as y'all Okay, donkey today
for Tuesday, March seventeenth, goes to a thirty five year
old Florida.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Man named Aaron Jablonski.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Okay, what does your uncle y'alla always say about the
great state of Florida?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Say it with me.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and
all of Florida, and today is no exception. Now, I
think that we have to understand Florida is always going
to be Florida, and the things that happen in Florida
don't make sense to the rest of the world.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Okay. For example, folks love karaoke. I love karaoke. Do
you love carry yoki? Nvu love karaoke?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I don't love it as much as most, Okay, but
I do love karaoke, and I'm talking about actual karaoke
with folks sing along to the music with a microphone
with lyrics on the screen. Last time I did actual
karaoke was with Drea and Lex from the Paul Mines
podcast Wrap on the Clues Bumps for Drea and Okay,
I was in their studio bodied Mary J. Blige Be Happy.
That's one of my favorite songs of all time. Easy
(01:23):
work for me with without the lyrics on the screen. Now,
I don't mind a good sing along when we had
a concert, are in a party and the song is
playing and we all in this singing off key.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I love that. But the actual karaoke of it all
with the lyrics on the.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Screen, that's too much pressure, man, you know, gives me
performance anxiety.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Ain't nobody got time for their cortisol levels to be
elevated unnecessarily, but clearly what I think doesn't matter, because
there are people who take karaoke seriously and Aaron Jablonski
is one.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Of those people.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Let's go to BC Bagley six thousand and seven IG
page for the report please.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Aaron Jablonski, thirty four years old, was arrested for allegedly
firing a gun outside a clear Water floor to bar
when the karaoke machine stopped working. Police say Jablonski, a
convicted felon, pulled a glock on another patron who tried
to calm him down, and then fired around. He was
arrested on felony charges of aggravated assault and a legal
(02:17):
firearm possession, with this bond set at forty thousand dollars.
The smoking gun has reported a judge ordered him to
have no contact with the victim and stay away from
the bar.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Well tell you something there than the song Alive.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I want to sing that bad okay not one and
I got certain songs that when I hear I have
to stop everything.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
It's just in my soul. Mary J.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Blige, Be Happy, Mary J Blige, My Life Sold for Real.
Candy Rain, the Heavy d In track Master's Remix. Okay, guy,
I like all right new edition if it is in Love,
Bobby Brown, Every Little Step, Crime, Bob knutsk if You Buck,
Regina Bell, God is Good, Young.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Dolph, one hundred Shots. Those are songs that do something
to my spirit too.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
No matter where I am, Okay, no matter what I'm doing,
I'm gonna pause my day to enjoy those records.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
But I ain't going to jail for none of them. Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
If the music is that bad, just leave and guess
what he did leave. That's the sad part. Aaron left
the bar. People tried to get him to calm down,
but instead of cooling off, he.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Pulled out a glock.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
God will give you multiple chances to make a different choice,
and some humans have just held bent on not making
the correct choice.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Okay. In destiny, it's not a matter of chance, it's
a matter of choice. Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
In fact, Aaron decided to let a shot off in
the air, and it was illegal for him to possess
a handgun because his rap sheet was longer than.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Sarah Jessica Parker's face. Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
He had a twenty twelve felony conviction for battery on
a law enforcement officer. He was convicted at DUI disorderly conduct, theft,
resisting an officer, okay, with violence, and violating information.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
So yeah, he had no business with a gun. Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Now, it's two other things that are bothering me about
this story. One, they didn't tell us what else?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (03:59):
What else was this dude on? Because it couldn't have
been that he was just mad? You know what that
the karaoke machine wasn't working. I know he had to
be on drugs. Okay, Jess, what's the drugs you named
this morning? You're trying to get off?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Wow, weed, marijuana, and edibles.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
It was one more. It ain't none of them, Okay.
I know what cocaine sounds like. And Aaron is the
first ballot Hall of Fame sniffle, all right, there's no
way on God's green Earth, okay, even though he is
from Florida that he wasn't indulging in the finest of
book of sugars.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Okay. The second thing is what song did he want.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
To hear so bad that he got mad and pulled
the glockout and fired a shot in the air.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
His karaoke song of choice remains a mystery, but I'm
going to assume since it's Florida and because of the circumstances,
his favorite artist is Gun and Play.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Please give Aaron Jablonsky the biggest he huh, that's crazy?
Oh God, yes, I see the glimmer in your eyes.
Let's play a game up. Guess what race is?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Aaron Jablonski from Florida got upset because the karaoke machine
wasn't working.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
They tried, they took him outside, tried.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
To cool him off, and instead he pulled out his
glock and shot his glock in the air.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
DJ Envy, guess what race is? This is a tough one.
We'll tell you why. Right.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
If you go to a karaoke joint, who do you
usually see? That's what I'm thinking, But then it doesn't
fit with the last name.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
What do you usually see when you go to a
karaoke joint?
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Karaoke places that goes to I see Asians and black people.
I see mostly Asians at the karaokes behind really wrestle
all the time, But I've never heard of Asian with a.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Last name. You got open congo style? Okay, I didn't
say that though.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
That's not my answer because because said Jablonski. Then you said,
pulled out a clock.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Shut up. Everybody carried blocks, man, stupid stereotype. You said,
everybody likes karaoke. Everybody likes blocks. That's why. That's what
you're messing up. Because it don't matter when it's race
in Florida. It's Florida. Okay, but go ahead, but I've
never heard of an age in Jablonski.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
So I gotta go, wow, wow, the way you think
about you, we're not your people.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
They not even people.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Aaron Jablonski, okay from Florida pulled out a block because
the karaoke machine was.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Not working and shot shot in the air. Just hilarious.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Guess what race is Polish?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Why? Why? Why Polish? Origin of the origin is Polish Jewish. Yeah,
I want to change my answer. No, you can't do that.
I want to go white.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I just would like just Larriis to know that she
is absolutely correct. Man's white. Imposed people are white.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
I'm just I don't know what his ethnicity is, but
he's white.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Like his last name is ma Calve like you would think, yeah, Irish,
my last name is Casey.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Slave masters whatever. They did not even black like More
is not black. Casey is not black, right, but he's not.
He's a Dominican. I am forget it. I knew it
though I knew Gronkowski.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Anything with an Ouski and anky is definitely Polish Jewish. Yeah,
I got that one wrong. Damn all right, Well, thank
you for that. Donkey Today. Now, when we come back,
comedian Rip Michaels will be joining us.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
You know him from Wilding Out.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
He has a huge show he's doing April fourth in
the city and he's also looking for heart.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Like, really, stop saying that, like he's the goddamn tin man.
This man had had had.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
A cardio back. I feel I hate when you say that.
I just don't like when you talk. To be honest
with you, it is like you're.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Saying like somebody will call up and give him one
or something like that, like it's so generous. He's just
some cold person, like you don't have no emotions.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Man, man's just does he do?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
This?
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Is not the Wizard of Ozsrit Michaels. When me come back,
heass the Breakfast Club.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Good Morning Donkey of Today is sponsored by renowned personal
injury attorney Michael to Bull.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Lamb is soft.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Don't be a donkey when you need a fighter on
your side. If you're ever injured, go to Michael to
bull dot com. That's Michael to bull dot com. And
when you mess with the bull, you get the horns.
Make sure you're telling them to watch out for Florida.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Milora Malorda, The craziest people in America come from the
Bronx and all of Florida.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Yes, you are a donkey. The Florida man attacked an
ATM for a very strange reason. It gave him too
much money.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Florida man is arrested after that says he rigged the
door to his home in an attempt to electro het
his pregnant lights.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Police arrested in Orlando man for.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Talking a Famina the Breakfast Club bitch you donkey of
the day with Charlamagne, a guy.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
I don't know why y'all keep letting him get y'all
like this.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
It ain't me, little duval as y'all Okay, donkey today
for Tuesday, March seventeenth, goes to a thirty five year
old Florida.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Man named Aaron Jablonski.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Okay, what does your uncle y'alla always say about the
great state of Florida?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Say it with me.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and
all of Florida, and today is no exception. Now, I
think that we have to understand Florida is always going
to be Florida, and the things that happen in Florida
don't make sense to the rest of the world.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Okay. For example, folks love karaoke. I love karaoke. Do
you love carry yoki? Nvu love karaoke?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I don't love it as much as most, Okay, but
I do love karaoke, and I'm talking about actual karaoke
with folks sing along to the music with a microphone
with lyrics on the screen. Last time I did actual
karaoke was with Drea and Lex from the Paul Mines
podcast Wrap on the Clues Bumps for Drea and Okay,
I was in their studio bodied Mary J. Blige Be Happy.
That's one of my favorite songs of all time. Easy
(01:23):
work for me with without the lyrics on the screen. Now,
I don't mind a good sing along when we had
a concert, are in a party and the song is
playing and we all in this singing off key.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I love that. But the actual karaoke of it all
with the lyrics on the.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Screen, that's too much pressure, man, you know, gives me
performance anxiety.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Ain't nobody got time for their cortisol levels to be
elevated unnecessarily, but clearly what I think doesn't matter, because
there are people who take karaoke seriously and Aaron Jablonski
is one.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Of those people.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Let's go to BC Bagley six thousand and seven IG
page for the report please.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Aaron Jablonski, thirty four years old, was arrested for allegedly
firing a gun outside a clear Water floor to bar
when the karaoke machine stopped working. Police say Jablonski, a
convicted felon, pulled a glock on another patron who tried
to calm him down, and then fired around. He was
arrested on felony charges of aggravated assault and a legal
(02:17):
firearm possession, with this bond set at forty thousand dollars.
The smoking gun has reported a judge ordered him to
have no contact with the victim and stay away from
the bar.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Well tell you something there than the song Alive.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I want to sing that bad okay not one and
I got certain songs that when I hear I have
to stop everything.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
It's just in my soul. Mary J.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Blige, Be Happy, Mary J Blige, My Life Sold for Real.
Candy Rain, the Heavy d In track Master's Remix. Okay, guy,
I like all right new edition if it is in Love,
Bobby Brown, Every Little Step, Crime, Bob knutsk if You Buck,
Regina Bell, God is Good, Young.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Dolph, one hundred Shots. Those are songs that do something
to my spirit too.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
No matter where I am, Okay, no matter what I'm doing,
I'm gonna pause my day to enjoy those records.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
But I ain't going to jail for none of them. Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
If the music is that bad, just leave and guess
what he did leave. That's the sad part. Aaron left
the bar. People tried to get him to calm down,
but instead of cooling off, he.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Pulled out a glock.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
God will give you multiple chances to make a different choice,
and some humans have just held bent on not making
the correct choice.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Okay. In destiny, it's not a matter of chance, it's
a matter of choice. Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
In fact, Aaron decided to let a shot off in
the air, and it was illegal for him to possess
a handgun because his rap sheet was longer than.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Sarah Jessica Parker's face. Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
He had a twenty twelve felony conviction for battery on
a law enforcement officer. He was convicted at DUI disorderly conduct, theft,
resisting an officer, okay, with violence, and violating information.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
So yeah, he had no business with a gun. Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Now, it's two other things that are bothering me about
this story. One, they didn't tell us what else?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (03:59):
What else was this dude on? Because it couldn't have
been that he was just mad? You know what that
the karaoke machine wasn't working. I know he had to
be on drugs. Okay, Jess, what's the drugs you named
this morning? You're trying to get off?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Wow, weed, marijuana, and edibles.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
It was one more. It ain't none of them, Okay.
I know what cocaine sounds like. And Aaron is the
first ballot Hall of Fame sniffle, all right, there's no
way on God's green Earth, okay, even though he is
from Florida that he wasn't indulging in the finest of
book of sugars.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Okay. The second thing is what song did he want.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
To hear so bad that he got mad and pulled
the glockout and fired a shot in the air.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
His karaoke song of choice remains a mystery, but I'm
going to assume since it's Florida and because of the circumstances,
his favorite artist is Gun and Play.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Please give Aaron Jablonsky the biggest he huh, that's crazy?
Oh God, yes, I see the glimmer in your eyes.
Let's play a game up. Guess what race is?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Aaron Jablonski from Florida got upset because the karaoke machine
wasn't working.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
They tried, they took him outside, tried.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
To cool him off, and instead he pulled out his
glock and shot his glock in the air.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
DJ Envy, guess what race is? This is a tough one.
We'll tell you why. Right.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
If you go to a karaoke joint, who do you
usually see? That's what I'm thinking, But then it doesn't
fit with the last name.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
What do you usually see when you go to a
karaoke joint?
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Karaoke places that goes to I see Asians and black people.
I see mostly Asians at the karaokes behind really wrestle
all the time, But I've never heard of Asian with a.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Last name. You got open congo style? Okay, I didn't
say that though.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
That's not my answer because because said Jablonski. Then you said,
pulled out a clock.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Shut up. Everybody carried blocks, man, stupid stereotype. You said,
everybody likes karaoke. Everybody likes blocks. That's why. That's what
you're messing up. Because it don't matter when it's race
in Florida. It's Florida. Okay, but go ahead, but I've
never heard of an age in Jablonski.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
So I gotta go, wow, wow, the way you think
about you, we're not your people.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
They not even people.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Aaron Jablonski, okay from Florida pulled out a block because
the karaoke machine was.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Not working and shot shot in the air. Just hilarious.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Guess what race is Polish?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Why? Why? Why Polish? Origin of the origin is Polish Jewish. Yeah,
I want to change my answer. No, you can't do that.
I want to go white.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I just would like just Larriis to know that she
is absolutely correct. Man's white. Imposed people are white.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
I'm just I don't know what his ethnicity is, but
he's white.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Like his last name is ma Calve like you would think, yeah, Irish,
my last name is Casey.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Slave masters whatever. They did not even black like More
is not black. Casey is not black, right, but he's not.
He's a Dominican. I am forget it. I knew it
though I knew Gronkowski.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Anything with an Ouski and anky is definitely Polish Jewish. Yeah,
I got that one wrong. Damn all right, Well, thank
you for that. Donkey Today. Now, when we come back,
comedian Rip Michaels will be joining us.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
You know him from Wilding Out.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
He has a huge show he's doing April fourth in
the city and he's also looking for heart.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Like, really, stop saying that, like he's the goddamn tin man.
This man had had had.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
A cardio back. I feel I hate when you say that.
I just don't like when you talk. To be honest
with you, it is like you're.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Saying like somebody will call up and give him one
or something like that, like it's so generous. He's just
some cold person, like you don't have no emotions.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Man, man's just does he do?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
This?
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Is not the Wizard of Ozsrit Michaels. When me come back,
heass the Breakfast Club.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Good Morning Donkey of Today is sponsored by renowned personal
injury attorney Michael to Bull.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Lamb is soft.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Don't be a donkey when you need a fighter on
your side. If you're ever injured, go to Michael to
bull dot com. That's Michael to bull dot com. And
when you mess with the bull, you get the horns.
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