April 24, 2024 • 48 mins
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Twenty five year old Logan Neami chargedwith DWI and drug possession. Jeez Louise
after the crash. Holy moly,man, I always like when you see
a police officer getting out after pullingsomebody over and walking along the side of
the road, I hold my breaththe entire time of the employees. Man,
be careful what their officers thinking.Yes, I do like over the
years, though they've obviously gotten smarterabout how to park the car right.
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As dumb as it sounds, ifyou saw a cop pulled over pulling over
a car in the eighties or nineties, it was the cop car was directly
behind the car in front of them, right. Yeah. Now it's almost
like they intentionally are off to theright a little bit, right, They
fade a little bit off to theright, and then if they're on the
right side of the road, yeah, and then the officer goes to the
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passenger window right, not the driver'svehicle. So it's almost like the car
is shielding just in case something goesrogue you're going to definitely hit the car
and not just I don't know,Like it almost gives you like a little
bit of a safety net that hasto be strategic just in case. Yes,
doesn't guarantee safety that it definitely minimizesit. Training I think of this
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quite often. I don't know howmany times the average police officer pull somebody
over every day. But good question. Every time, wonder you walk up
to the side of the car,I I you're walking through a minefield.
That's why the training is crazy important, right is you have to be ready
because the safest looking, most innocuoussituation might be the most dangerous one.
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You have to be ready at alltimes. You have to be prepared,
and you have to do it everyday every time. Man, I couldn't
do it. That's why I tellfar jokes for a living. And please
move over and please me like,that's not that. That is one thing
that the camera. That's one ofmy triggers on with freet with freestyles with
free people who don't move over onelane it's wide open, with arms wide
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open. I'm with you, Ido. I do hate it when people
don't don't move over. Yeah,and the guilt you feel if the two
lanes over to the left of youare filled and you're like, I am
staying here, and I'm going tofeel bad about it, even though I'm
aware, aware, and makes somerooms are people who need to move over?
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Yeah, I think it's only aticket show if you are not available
to get over, if there's notan opportunity. I don't think you get
a ticket, but you're supposed tomove over if there's the opportunity to move
over. Yes, I think that'sthe case. I think fact you're not
in your head. This seems likesomething you would know. Well, Hawk's
daddy would know. But I don'tknow where he is. I can tell
you where is he. He's ina vat of egg grease. Oh he
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loves the smell. I normally don'tdo real news stories, you know,
like real serious ones. Yeah youknow, how do you do? You
know what? I'm gonna say,no, but I know, but yeah,
you know? Yeah? Right,But this one I think I have
to do. Listen to this CoreDayline, Livingstone, Louisiana. A convicted
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I'm sorry again, I hate evensaying these words. A convicted child rapist
from Louisiana is going to be castrated. A judge order that Glenn Sullivan he
castrated and spend the next five decadesbehind bars. The fifty four year old
is from the tiny town of Springfield, which is between New Orleans and Baton
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Rouge. He did some terrible thingsto a child. This should be the
punishment if convicted, wouldn't you agree? No, they should just shoot him
in the back of the head ina public setting. All right, Well,
I mean fine, I didn't knowthis was even an option. I
didn't in any state in the Statesin America. That sounds like a made
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the news. So maybe this isa brand new thing. I've never heard
of such things. That sounds likesomething that would happen in the Middle East.
That chemical thing. I would imaginechemical castration, me too, me
too, Yeah, no idea,no idea. I don't know if they
lop them off, but they should. Why not do both first? To
do it with absolutely no no vocationor any kind of numbing medication. Just
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cut them off one by one witha kitchen knife. Well, there you
go. That that's why I don'tdo normally news stories. That's depressed.
Yeah, but I just thought thatwas a groundbreaking. I didn't even know
that was a thing. I didn'teither die. I mean, the whole
fifty years plus behind bars, fantastic, that's let's start there. Did not
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know castration was an option. Listento this, blankety blank. A Belgian
man who, by the way,probably makes the best waffles, right,
Yeah, that's we grew up inBelgia. You have to make good water
Belgia, right. A Belgian manwith a rare condition that causes his body
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to produce alcohol is being acquitted ofdrunk driving. The I'm not making The
condition is called auto brewery syndrome.There is no doubt that this dude's buddies
breast free man. He looks likea a mother that just had a litter
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of puppies. Well played, verywell played. His lawyer told Ruters.
Uh, it's that'd be probably Reuters. His lawyer told it's another unfortunate coincidence.
Her client works at a brewery aswell, but multiple doctors confirmed he
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has abs. According to Belgium media, the judge noted that the defendant wasn't
experiencing symptoms of intoxication, but hesweats alcohol. Wow, grody. We
know people who do that used to. Well, one of them still does
a couple more. Maybe it wasa handful. One of them back from
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Japan in a couple of weeks.One of them was just at the Masters,
one of them was just at theWalls game. We have a lot
of functional alcoholics at the fan Listen. Everybody likes to party. Be cool.
Yeah, hey cool, Corey.Maybe band stands for functional Alcoholic Network.
Brilliant. Wow, that was veryquick and very good. Maybe it
does. Oh, you were justgiving a complete breakdown as Simon cal over
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there. I just thought that wasfunny, man, right, main very
sensitive? I not. I'm sorryyou pay the android gun for a game
we played a half an hour ago. I love that. How about this?
Then I'll just hit this. What'sit's funny? Here? Are you
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ready? Yes? Former teachers aidand Pole County is looking at charges after
investigators say he sent topless photos toa student. Jesus, now let me
start again. Yeah. A formerteachers aid in Pole County is looking at
charges after investigators say she sent toplessphotos to a student. That changes things.
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It does, doesn't it. Itdoesn't by the way, still terrible.
Don't do that. That's a kidyou just sent naked pictures to?
Right? How different did you feelwhen I said he A billion times different?
And I know that's not fair.I know it's not. It just
it feels different. I know,I know, not supposed to. I
know it. Prosecutors this week filedcharges against Sarah Monson down in Balsam Lake,
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Wisconsin, which is in our listeningarea. A Good Morning Sarah.
Investigators say she sent topless pictures toa student on Snapchat even suggested they might
get it on. Monson told pleasethat the student threaten to kill her if
she didn't send the pictures, butother students said Monson often flirted with that
particular student, so she was relievedof her duties back in February. Let
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me end this thing on a funnyone, shall Yeah, it's like when
you watch a horror movie, butthen you got to watch in episode or
two of the Office before you goto bed, you got to eat the
men to clean the palate. Thankyou, NASA's getting involved in the search
for Nasse. NASA says they'll joinin with the latest search for the Lockness
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Monster. Last year, one ofthe biggest searches for NeSSI captured loud underwater
noises and several potential sightings, butnothing scientific. This latest search will take
place on the ninetieth anniversary of thefirst photo of NeSSI, which has been
proven to be a fake, butthere have been nearly thirteen hundred sightings up
NeSSI since that photo was released.The new search is May thirtieth to June
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second. I'm Bree Tennis. Thankyou. In a related story, the
person who runs Nassa now sweats alcohol. Well, I'm going to Scotland this
fall. Maybe I should swim bylockness Hell. Yeah, man, maybe
I'll do my own research. Howabout Nassy versus King Kong and Godzilla?
Holl It's funny they haven't made aNeSSI movie where he's like the like the
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hero Waterhorse Waterhorse. Yeah kind ofreally, Yeah, there was a movie
called waterhor Waterhorse Horse. H oR. I mean there is probably a
movie called that. Yeah, it'scalled Little Guy. You beat me to
it, God damn Little Mermaid brilliant. Yes, sorry, that's the news.
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We'll talk about those Timberwolves. Wecome back right, yes, so
let's do sports after this, theTimberwolves are up two games to rip after
kicking some more ass. Devin Booker'sa baby, everybody hates him. The
Power Morning your returns after that ison the Fan bat some Butterflies with their
song too great. Go ahead therez echo Okay. The Power Hour starts
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It's powered by Quantum Fiber, YearWorld and Leash. Yeah right again,
Danni thieves just spoils up war.It is time now for some sports.
Can I do the first sports story? Of course? I hate to be
the sports expert all the time onthe show, but it's time for Fan
five on the Power Trip, presentedby all Around Property Preservation. Thank you
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all Around. I'm Marty. Ifyou're out there listening, You're right.
I was wrong. You're pretty,I'm not good looking, you're smart.
I'm not. Indiana Fever Guard CaitlinClark is signing an eight year deal worth
twenty eight million dollars with Nike.Per The Athletic and The Wall Street Journal,
Good for Her contract will include asignature shoe. It will be the
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richest sponsorship deal for a woman's hooper. Women's hooper. Yeah, that's right.
According to the Wall Street Journal,under Armour, Adidas, and Puma
also showed interest in signing the twentytwenty four number one draft pick. There
you go. Yeah, it soundslike Puma. As soon as they heard
it was three million plus a yearthat the bidding started at three million,
they were out. Under Armour andAdidas both made offers, but they were
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shorter deals for less money. Eightyears, twenty eight million for Kaitlin Clark.
Good for her, that's awesome,man. Yeah, there you go.
Good job. So the percentage ofher money that's going to come from
the w NBA is going to beabout one percent? Yeah yeah, maybe
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less when it's all said and donewith other endorsements. I bet it's going
to be less than one percent ofher money. You guys probably know.
I don't know how much did shemake per year in college? They said
it was a two or three millionmaybe total, though it might have been
the last two years something like whatbut what a weird sentence that a fifteen
years ago you said how much whendid you make in college? And everybody
goes you can't talk about it.Are you'd be saying she got caught doing
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something? Yeah? Correct? Yeah, yeah, they won't get They won't
give Reggie Bush as a heisman becausehis family had an apartment or something.
I mean, so dumb. Butoh ja kipt his I think what did
he do wrong? They took thataway from him, right, I don't
think that. I don't think sobecause he didn't play under improper Yeah,
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Zach, oh, yeah, Iguess he was guilty the thing. But
yeah, but that's not what's itcalled? Yeah, what is it called?
Paul? Well, he was guilty, he was found not guilty in
criminal court. He was found guiltyin civil court. But Chris is talking
about the armed robbery in Vegas.Oh good, when he actually went to
jail for like nine years. Thatwas very odd. Also, well,
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just the whole situation was odd.Like if you if if you got away
with double murder, right, don'tyou think you would lay low and never
be heard from or seen from again, maybe even from the law. You
wouldn't run a red light. He'sso mad he goes in to steal his
stuff back. Don't take a stuffrespect. You can have a cutter point
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to this you get away with Cotter, welcome back. If you, uh,
if you get away with murder inthe fashion that he did, you
probably And then also you have anNFL career, an incredible Hollywood career.
Give her hell. I know whatyou're saying. Yeah, you have.
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You feel invincible? Correct, andyou can write a book saying if I
did it right? I mean,come on, so I did it?
So what you're saying. No,OJ deserved to keep his Heisman trophy.
Reggie Bush does not, of course, super dumb. Yeah, see,
Paul, you lost that one.I did it? Oh wow, Rosie,
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where did we get that in thiscontext? Oh yeah, it's terrible.
Man ball. The floor is yours. The Wolves beat the Suns one
oh five ninety three to take atwo oh series lead, only the second
time in Wolve's history they've had atwo oh series lead. Jaden McDaniels,
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Uh, hawk, let your friendknow he plays for the Wolves. Yeah
he knows, now, thanks.He had twenty five. He was awesome
on offense and defense. Rudy hadeighteen, Conley had eighteen. Their defense
held Durant under twenty points. Gamethree is this Friday, at nine to
thirty local time on this station.Pregame starts right at nine pm on this
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awesome radio station. Zacho, youwere there not counting the best of three
AL Wildcard series last fall. Thisis from Zach Pierce to the Athletic.
Since nineteen ninety two, Minnesotas MLBNBAand NHL franchises have combined for forty three
playoff series. They've been up andtwo to nothing in just three of those.
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Nineteen ninety two Norris Stars Red Wingsby Norris semi finals, two thousand
and four Wolves Nuggets first round.What twenty twenty four Wolves Sun's first round.
Jeez, that's it. We suck? What we suck? We are
terrible anymore? Your thoughts being therelast night? Incredible atmosphere, What a
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roller coaster game started out nothing thatyou know, Sons call a time out,
they fight their way back. Theyhad a pretty significantly at one point,
but then the Wolves turned that aroundand ran away with it off of
Mike Conley and McDaniels and all thesegreat, great players. So this this
is a fan base that is starvedfor something like this. They've earned it,
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and hopefully, uh we don't seegame five years interesting Wolves and four
Baby the confidence is there. Youcan hear it. Chris Finch said after
the game that even though the Wolvestrailed by one at halftime, even though
if that Nik Alexander Walker's shot dropsand it almost did at the buzzer,
they went up by one, butthey trailed by one at half, and
Chris Finch said afterwards that they feltsuper good because they were missing open shots
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in the first half. If thosego down, and they were confident they
were going to in the second half, they were doing everything right. On
bally Sports North, our friend nowMike and Noori, who was on this
show, was almost a week ago. He said the exact same thing on
Bally's at halftime, like, look, we like where we're at. We're
missing a lot of shots in thefirst half. Those are gonna fall.
We're down one, We're in apretty good spot. The confidence is just
oozing from the coaching staff and theplayers. They just know if they play
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their best, Phoenix cannot beat them. And they weathered the storm right the
second quarter, even parts of thefirst after that first nice berth that Zact
just reference didn't go the Wolves way, but they didn't just pout and go
home. They kept fighting back,got it within one it happened. Then
third quarter again the difference, justlike it was in game one. Paul,
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your hands up. They have wavesof depth. That's what makes this
team so good and so good inthe playoffs. And I keep talking about
the NHL Cacle, but that's whatmakes some of these NHL. Oh sorry,
I was just holding it up becauseit's it's leaking here or falling down
anyway. I don't want to itsleaking. I don't want to bend over
my next starting to hurt again.Oh no, that's the worst thing ever.
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Know, Please don't let that happenon draft. See your microphone is
lamb blue troubles. I just fixit, Paul, I'm it's leaking all
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time dead the only good bit I'veever And he still doesn't get it.
No, which is anyway, Sowhen we were talking about home on your
god, now what, I justlike to have it at a nice angle
so I can talk with my handswithout hitting it. You know, you
also could gently move it like this. Not all of us have a gentle
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touch. You don't have to batit around. You can just gently have
a different phone with a shock mountain. We don't have anything like that.
Over here, mister Cole, welcome. We don't have three shock monts on
those three? What have we madeof money? How much is a shock
mountain? Comes bought it by ayacht? So little depressious ballpark it for
me? I go buy it byfive of them? Twenty bucks ape three
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billion dollars at least they as wellbe. They're probably about Yeah, they're
probably about forty to fifty bucks.What he howking out buy him and write
them all over there? Okay,so let's just say it's fifty bucks.
So it's one hundred and fifty dollarsto get three of those shock mounts.
Right? I don't think the listenerscare if they hear us batting around the
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microphone. They're about a hunters,they're about a hundred. Well, I
mean, doesn't this sound good?Though? The listeners don't care? Right?
They like? Do you like thebet? Who cares about the listeners?
What am yankeebus? In nineteen ninetyseven? Oh they're so good?
So good? Has that new bidcome out with all their new songs?
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Isn't new record? I don't know. I'm pretty soon they're redoing them?
Are they redoing make Yourself? That'sa Morning View. Oh yeah, it'll
be great either way. First twowere bangers. Yeah, they were great,
so good for the Wolves. Keepkicking out. What were you saying?
I don't remember. You were battingaround the microphone and sorry about that.
Yeah, interrupted you. No,you can inter me all you want,
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daddy. The Twins have now wontwo straight after they beat the White
Sox six five. The bad newsis Pablo Lopez left the game in the
fourth inning and his velocity was aslow as it's ever been since he joined
the Twins. But in the ninth, trailing five four, Buckston hit a
home run, his first of theseason. It was tied five to five,
and then a few batters later,kir Lof singled to score the game
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winner. The Twins are now nineand thirteen, same two teams today.
Joe Ryan goes for your Twins.That's Twins News, brought to you by
Quantum Fiber. That's the President.Why did you bring that up? I
don't know. The White Sox arehistorically bad. Three and twenty awesome.
They need to win the next one. Yeah, the Twins should win all
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the White Sox. No, he'sa White Sox fan now, Yeah,
so they're tearing it around. Jey, blaze it, got it? Yeah,
I blaze it up, blaze it. Uh huh. I'm gonna ask
you to ask your friend about that. So if your friend wants to come
at go ahead, go ahead.He's sitting here by me. The Pacers
beat the Bucks one twenty five,one oh eight to even that series at
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one one. The MAVs beat theClippers ninety six ninety three to even that
series at one one. Luca hadthirty two. He also lives on the
fourth floor. My friend's waiting onthe question. Oh, I'm just if
you want to come in on thesebeast sorry please. Game two of the
Heat in Boston is tonight at six. Boston is a fourteen and a half
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point favorite. That series one ina sweep. Then the Pelicans at thunder
thunder and minus seven and a halfCorlis. Hey, Rosie my Zacho,
I know you weren't watching these,but you can give some thoughts. Yes,
let's skate on over to the NHL. The Rangers beat the Caps four
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to three. The Rangers lead thatseries two. Oh yeah, uh,
Novechkin is pointless, brilliant. ThePanthers beat the Lightning three to two.
And o t to take a twooh series ly, uh wait a minute,
sauce. Who had the game winninggoal? I didn't write it down,
Just look it up quick? Isit Broflowski? That would be hand?
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Oh? Go ahead? Who hadthe game winning goal? Hang on?
I think I know where you're going, and I think I'm don't just
want to see if you can getthis change his way? You you're not
as smart as me. Totally correct, very true. I'm not as smart
as you. You're the smartest man, I know. I don't know about
that, but you whoa go forit? Carter? Mm hmmm for heg
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pretty close? All right? Thatwas that was That was a solid shot.
What is it? Echo ver Hagy? Yeah, it's a solid g
at the well down there, sausage. Take that to your solid g man.
Oh thanks, the big story fromthat though, you're talking Lightning Panthers.
Yeah. The Vibrovski save all time? Is he the best goal in
the playoffs right now? Yes?He is hotter than hell so and the
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handsel good luck. The Avs beatthe Jets five to two. That I
forgot he was on the team dollarwhy he starts for them? But it
was on the first line, Yes, and then uh, the Predators beat
the Canucks four one score or notNorick the tender injured? And the movie
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about the kid who rides them lawnmowersand gives the woman that money to buy
address because she could ruined her mom'sdresses. She knows she's gonna get in
trouble. What is that lawnmower man? Can anybody ever see lawnmower man?
Hell? Yeah, yeah, rabbitsdid no? You killed Rosie? How
great was that game last night?Pretty sweet? Uh? Yeah, to
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summon up it's dude. As theysaid in Swingers, they're all growns up.
This team is all growns up.And you could see it happening over
the last three years. And theyweren't ready against Memphis two years ago.
They weren't ready against Denver last year. You could feel it. You know,
they're a good team. They're gettingbetter, but they're not mature enough.
They don't have enough experience, theydon't have that extra X factor.
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They're good enough, and they're goodenough not only to obviously win this series,
but to uh give the Denver Nuggetsnext up one hell of a tussle
for that uh next round, whichis sadly only the second round. But
that's just how competitive. It's alot like when Sauce and I take on
Swedburg in charging round two the programpassword invitational, that's basically for the title
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and we win. Wow, that'slike it's kind of an arrogant statement.
Shock you at all? No?No, but yeah, Rose, why
aren't you win it? I don'tknow that I never got invited. That's
the committee's fault. What you're aRosie? I don't agree. I told
them I was kind of was LawyerLambert busy? It couldn't be a partner
constantly. You and Lawyer Lambert wouldmake a great team. We would.
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Actually we need to sweep the Suns. We need the Los Angeles Lakers,
the oldest hell, Los Angeles Lakers, just to give them six or seven
games. Give them hell. Theyshould have won that game the other night,
but show us a whole nother theydid. Now they come back home
tomorrow night. But yes, I'llprobably talk about it. It's to have
a night. When when ed Cowboysfirst, Edwards was three for twelve,
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Tollins was three for seven and infall trouble first half and nas Reed was
one for five and someone said theystill won easily and held this Phoenix team
under one hundred points. Again,they're a beaten team right now. I
mean, they certainly capable of comingback and winning a game, but they
don't have any answers for the depthof the of the the Wolves and their
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defense, which is just I mean, everyone talks about the NBA. You
know, I watch the last twominutes during the regular season. That's that's
probably true many many times. Butthe intensity that this team plays defense with
is something I don't don't know ifI've ever seen before. They make every
basket that Phoenix tries, especially goinginside against Gobert and McDaniel and even even
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Cat. I mean, it makesit a challenge for them and it wears
them down, and so you couldsee it on their faces. They had
no answer. They exhausted all theirtime outs until the end, and then
their head coach got a technical fallbecause he was losing his bleep, and
you know, it was it wasall coming together and the fans were feeding
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on it, and it's it's justone hell of an atmosphere that you just
don't want to and we have notexperienced this quite a while. I mean,
we had the Twins last year forone brief series when they beat Toronto?
Was it Toronto? I can't evenremember anything, and that was,
you know, a very exciting timeat Target Field. But this is something
that could hopefully sustain itself through quitea while yet because they're they're a very
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very good team. And that's theword that they are really good team.
You could hear it in Finchy's voiceafter the game and Jade McDaniel played the
game of his life last night,so it was all all good stuff,
positive vibes in there. And it'sonly game two now, the first series.
Yes, as somebody who has neverwhat'dn't like to put your feet on
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the floor? Oh, it's prettycool. I was sitting next to Garzy
last night and we did. We'reI've been doing this for a long time.
Never ever, ever had an opportunityto sit on the floor before my
entire career and everything, and nowI've had, through our great friend Charlie
Swaantson, been able to do thata few times. But it's the only
sport where you literally can be sitting. I mean, Kevin Durant is literally
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two feet in front of me andhe's trying to elevate over Jade McDaniel for
a jump shot, and I'm lookingat Gargee going, I mean, I
said, this is something to watchthis guy in action. I mean,
he's a future Hall of Famer,never changes his expression, you know,
just a wonderful athlete to watch.And McDaniel's defense and literally two feet way
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and you can't do that. Ican't think of another year. Isn't another
sport where that can happened? Andyou feel like it's almost like out of
a curb your enthusiasm, Uharry,trip shack. You get the referees sprinting
down the court right on the endthe the the out of bounds line.
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I don't want to stick my longfoot, my big size fourteen out and
you know, to go trip themup, you know. But yeah,
it's it's pretty cool because you youknow, when you're watching on TV and
you're at the game, you don'trealize I talked about the intensity. I
mean, watch basketball, you playbasketball, and the intensity level in a
playoff game like that is just astonishing. I Mean, these guys are going
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at it hard every single play,and it's it's it's pretty cool to watch
when they're in sync with each other, and they they are right now,
it's see what do you like better? Just generic chicken nuggets or chicken make
nuggets from McDonald's. Wow, topick the one, the generic version just
chicken nuggets or the McNuggets. GoodQues, that's an interesting, good question.
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Waiting, do you see the dumbangle I'm about to take after you?
I was wondering where you were goingwith it. Oh, I'm going
nowhere only because probably the only McNuggetsI've ever had, we've not ever had.
Well, McNuggets are only at McDonald's. Right, that's the whole point.
That's well and chicken McNuggets at MacDonalds. Sure, and you like him
or not? I do uh tomorrownight. One of the top picks in
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the NFL draft is Jaden Daniels,which is the generic version of Jaden McDaniels
from the Minnesota Temberwolves. He isthe McDonald's version of the LSU. That's
an interesting observation. That is exactlythe same, just their quarterbacks, the
generic versions. Like I said,I promised Eric version. I was taking
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it in a dumb direction. Speakingof the NFL draft, Rose and when
we get back, we're doing theVikings news Tomorrow's the day, sausage expert
sausage experts. He's it, ButI would like to test your knowledge of
the NFL Draft tomorrow night's prospects whenwe come back. Oh no way,
we'll see how you do. Iwon't have a game for you. We'll
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get a better attitude and we cantalk it out right before the game starts.
How we would like to also challengeSauce. I would like to challenge
the two of you, but specificallysauc when I'm half asleep and it's a
bit till real late last years.Oh man, hey, Yeah. Also
a little bit later in the show, Corey, I should mention at eight
twenty five, we're gonna get acall from Sunny's Southern California. Her name
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is Anna Halberg. She's one ofus. Grew up, graduated from Chaska,
worked at the Chanasen Dinner Theater.Now she's a big wig out in
Hollywood. She wrote, directed,and produced a major motion picture that's about
to come out called Tarot t ar Ots and Tarot Cards. Yeah,
she's gonna call us and tell uswhat it's like to be on the cusp
of greatness in Hollywood. Oh,that'll be fun eight twenty five, we'll
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have a new friend and maybe,just maybe we'll finally get ourselves into a
movie at some point. Rosie JaydenDaniels is the generic version of Jayden mcda.
I get it. The big partis the marketing, right there,
sound different Vikings new his next Powerscalled the following in their song Life Light,
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Morning Show, Roser in Studio aftera great night out of targets.
It was a dude's name who wascame in like the same draft or the
same time as KG. No,well step on market stay yeah, so
Steph. So KG and Steph werelike the big deal and JO like you
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guys got to stay together yep.And they didn't stay together. Well yeah,
Steph got jealous of Cag's contract,right, and it ruined his career,
right. I mean he might havesomething he went on and played that's
pretty good years out of East,but and then he crushed Overseas. But
yeah, I mean, but hedidn't have a Hall of Fame NBA career.
Right. The thing that's different aboutthis team is more than just a
two headed monster, right correct,And the depth that's the big I mean,
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it's no question Anthony Everargs is thealpha dog and he's going to be
the guy for he's twenty two yearsold. This is not like a'n
like two thousand and four when theyhad KG and spree Well and Cassell.
You could tell Spreewell and Cassell wherethe tail end of their careers. These
guys are not. I mean allof them are pretty much in their twenty
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five, twenty six, twenty eight, other than Gobert and calmly Gobert's but
yeah, it's a different feel theyhave. It's not just a one one
shot deal here with this group.So yeah, Marborie wash I mentioned Wally
Zerbiak. It was good to seehim, and the Wolves are trying to
do a bring lout of the alumniback and while he got a standing ovation,
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he was with his daughter last nightand had a chance to chat with
them briefly. Looked like he couldstill go out and play. He's he's
doing some broadcasts I think for theI think he was doing the nixt the
night before that crazy game, Sohe flew into town and it was great
to see him. And uh,they're doing that with a lot more with
some of some of these players.But of course the one that they really
went back. Probably won't be backas long as mister Taylor sitting on the
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other side of the well. Iimagine bringing KG back game one of the
next it would it? Would theyblow the roof off the place? Cisco?
We had him at the big gamelast night, Cisco, that's true.
Were you mad when you didn't singthe thong song? I was?
I thought he might come back outat halftime. Yeah, you were pissed.
I heard my sources say you werecampaigning to have the thong song replace
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the national anthem permanently. Yeah,that was. It's a weird that's a
weird stand to take it. Itis, But you know, sometimes you
got to put your foot down inYeah, what do you like better thongs
or America thongs? Yeah? Buton the Power Trip presented Rosie, it's
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NFL Draft season. It's time totest your knowledge tomorrow's NFL draft. Saws
is the guy that have all thewhat here, let's let's let's put your
feet in the water. I namea player. You tell me this is
a real person that drafted tomorrow.Okay? J J McCarthy, Uh,
that would be a real person thatwill end up in purple Drake May Yes,
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is that real? He's real?Caleb Williams, Yes, he's number
one. Pick You doing well?Okay? So three for three? Can
I quit? No? Well,no, it gets harder. It's a
little game called Key and Peel orreal Deal. Key and Peel are real
deal. Remember the famous Key andPeel sketch where they would go through names
of football players and they, youknow, would look into the camera like
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you do before Monday Night Football.Say, my name is Mark Rosen from
the University of Minnesota. Key andPeel just killed it. It's an all
time I have a whole bunch ofnames. Some of these are actual players
that are prospects for tomorrow Night's sixthand seventh rounders. Probably a couple of
are higher than that, all right, and then the rest of them are
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Key and Peel names from this catchI love it ready Rosie, Well,
they're never gonna be ready, buthe and Peel are real deal it.
How do you want to get Sauceinvolved? Because I don't want Sauce to
answer before? Right? All?Friend? Should we just have after Rosie
locks in Sauce lockses? Should wedo it like that? For sure?
Okay, here we go all right, Key and Peel are real deal?
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Rosie t J. Jackson. Wow, anybody with a name TJ usually is
a football players. I'll go real. You're gonna say real Sauce. I've
never heard of that person, butI think it's real. That is Key
and Peel, TJ. Jackson.Don't name your kid, don't name him
TJ. Because it's always you know, TJ. Hockinson. T It's always
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teach a real person, right AMarius Mims. Oh, that's definitely a
real player, Sauce. Defense,that's real. That is correct. He
plays for Georgia. You guys bothhave one right, one wrong. That's
something called a Marius MAM's never heardof him? All right, Uh,
Ennis Rake, Straw Junior, comeon, Key and Peel or real deal.
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It sounds so obscure that it's probablyit's got to be fake. I'm
trying to read your mind. StrawJunior. I believe he's a real player.
Sauce, he's a real player.He's a corner from Missouri. Right,
wow, that was a real player. He does play for Missouri.
That's why I want to name likethat. It sounds like they did real
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Hingle mccringleberry If there is, Iwant to see the guy asked, but
his name on the back of hisjerseys. Hingle mckringleberry real, it's Key
and pe Curial and Ale three atlunds no, not a real player,
saying no, Sauce, that's oneof the best bits of that Key and
Peel bit. That is correct.That is not a real person. Hingela
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mccringle, Brim and p and thenthe two guys that they have played like
the straight dudes and think that it'sa real good is so good? I
wish they'd come back to that.Ibraham moist Suice, Well we had Ibraham
here, Ibraham mois Uice, Moisuslike Moisus alu, this combination of athletic
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names, Key and Peel or areal deal. I don't think he's a
real person, a real person.So wait, Rosie you say you say
it's real real person. Rosie iscorrect. That is Key and Peel,
and Rosen takes the lead. Ohdraft expert, Sauce trails Mark Rosen.
That is not a real player.Uh number six quatro quatro look at XFL
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player. He hate me Quatro Quatro, Key and Peel a real deal.
Can I have the definition the language? Quattro quat trow that mean four and
four? Uh? Somehow I believehe's a real player. You think quatro
quattro is real sauce, real player? Absolutely no sauce that is a quat
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sauce is three and three. Rosie, you have a four to two lead
though you're a year four and twosauces three and three. Nice job,
Rose, Yeah, okay, quattroquattro. Devandre Sweat, Yes, I've
heard the name Devandre tore with aT. Sorry, Andre Sweat. I've
heard the name Sweat a couple ofdifferent times during the draft. So you're
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saying real sauce defensive tackle from Texasthat got the d W I like a
week ago? All right, devantresDefandre? How do you say Tovandre Sweat?
I think, Rosie, you havefive? Right sauce? You have
four? Right? Storm Duck,Oh my god, Storm, Duck,
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Key and Peel are real player.I've never heard of him. Doesn't mean
anything. I'll go Key and peelKey and peel sauce for I'll go real.
That is correct, Louisville, Idon't know. Now we have a
tie. You guys both have fivecorrect No no, no, Storm Duck,
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La Carpatron, Duke Marion, Rosie, Key and Peel are a real
player, La Carpetron, Duke Marriot. I just have to say it's Key
and Peel, Key and Peel.That is correct. You guys are both
right. That's not a real player, La car Patron, Duke Marry.
Great though it's a great This isa great. Lad but Conkee, Ladd
(41:50):
mconkee. Mconkey sounds like a legitimatefootball name. Well, lad but mconkee.
I'll go real player, real player, Sauce. He's a wide receiver
from Georgia. Wow, that iscorrect, man, actually wide receiver Georgia.
He's a he's a first or secondround player. Very good. Kool
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Aid mckinstree. I hope he's areal player, just for the kool Aid.
Kool Aid mckinstree, Key and Peelare real. I go Key and
Peel. You're gonna say that's afake player, right, Sauce, he's
a cornerback from Alabama. That iscorrect. Wow, Sauce takes the lead.
What with eight? Kool Aid isa real player. Absolutely. I
was waiting to put his name onhis jersey and not his last name,
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Ozmataz Buckshank, Key and Peel area real player school with him? Ozmataz
Buckshank. That sounds like an IndianaKey and Peel sauce. Key and Peel.
That is correct, Hey and Peel, oz Matpaz, great Shank,
It's funny. The Squarius Green Junior. Hmmm, I'll go a real player.
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I'll go Key and Peel, Keyand Peel is at his sauce.
You now have ten ros absolutely lapme on the last lap? Did Jasper
Proben Crux the third? Key andPeel or a real NFL draft prospect for
tomorrow? D Jasper Proben Crux thethird. I don't know how you come
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up with these names. Uh,I'll go with the real player. Ken
Peel. It's Kan Peel, Rosie, you're just getting getting kicked. That's
happening. I tried too hard here, uh Private Tyroll Smoochie Wallace Smoochy.
(43:52):
I'm so uh overreacting right now.I'm just gonna say he's a real player.
Can Peel? That's Ken Peel?Oh okay, yeah, all right,
Just so you don't have to mentionit anymore, del Mark, I
need a time. I need athirty. Second time, we got like
three left Delmar Glaze. He's aglaze donut right now, Well, get
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in line. God, that soundsgood. Real player or from Key and
Peel. I think he's real DelmarGlaze. So that's a real player at
Key and Peep. I've never heardof that person, so I'll go Key
and Peel. That is incorrect.He plays for Maryland del Mark Glaize.
Let's see here, Let's do twomore. It's just fun. I think
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the kool Aid guy's name, that'skool Aid McKinstry. Uh le os,
Maxwell Gilliams. What le os?Maxwell Gilliams. Uh hard to make up
a name like that. And I'llgo with Key and Peel same. That
(45:00):
is direct, all right? Twoleft Malachi Corley sounds like a player.
I'll go real player. Same WesternKentucky. Good one and last, but
not least, the one that makesme laugh every single time I watched that
sketch tipping my hand? Yes,is this a real player? A Key
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and Peel the player formerly known asMousecop. I mean it's so brilliant.
Real player the player formerly known asmouse Cop, or the one where he
was construction Noises that's also brilliant.The Dolphins screams so good. I need
(45:44):
to see that again. Such agreat bit. Qua Quatro formally known as
mouse Cop. That was very good. Yeah, Kooley mckinstrey is like a
first round talent, right, Ladmcconkey's right in the mix. Chop Robinson's
(46:04):
supposed to be and from Penn State. Definitely a first round of Chop.
I think CHOP's the first rounder.But you started this bit uh ten minutes
ago saying you think JJ McCarthy isthe name. You think that's where they're
going to end up tomorrow, McCarthythrowing you know, the dartboard. But
it feels like that's the guy thatKevin O'Connell would like under all the parameters
(46:29):
that they have. Feels like that'sthe guy that there. Obviously, Drake
May would be the one I thinkthe fans would like the most. I'm
not saying the Vikings wouldn't want DrakeMay, but I think the most logical
that's that's the word that could beused associating with this draft is JJ McCarthy.
I was looking at they had awhole thing that chefs put out.
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If you say I saw a coupleof hours ago about the content hit or
miss whether a player that signed asecond contract with that team that drafted a
This goes from twenty drafts two thousandto twenty nineteen. The quarterback position.
Twenty six hit thirty miss, totalof fifty six. It's a forty six
percent rate of of quarterbacks. Sowe talk about that. Not bad,
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not a bad percentage, but still, how many of those guys end up
signing a second contract? The numberone position, uh is the center position
for he hits. The guys thatsign as the center end up sticking around
for a second contract. Weren't theriskco Rosie because it's the equivalent of having
a nice tuxedo but no day tothe prom. If you don't have a
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prom or day, you're not goingto the dance. Well, you got
to have a quarterback. So ifyou're going to swing and miss, you
got to swing as often as possibleyou have to. It'll be that case,
it'll it'll it'll happen one way oranother. No one is claiming that
if you take Drake mayor JJ McCarthythat we are set and there we go.
It's fifty Like you said, it'sfifty to fifty. Maybe they're great,
maybe they're bad. But you gotto just cross your fingers and hope
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that you're scouting is corrected, thatyou got it right. If you get
it. If he gets a wrong, Quazy's out. I mean, I
think he knows that. I thinkeverybody knows it. He's in trouble.
But that's a two or three yearprocess. That's the thing. It's it's
not going to happen like unless helooks terrible way earlier than that. Yeah,
in Carolina drafted Bryce Young and didn'tmake a year. I don't think,
right, did they fire him withinthe year if it looks bad quickly?
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That team's the Panthers are just terribleand awful. Uh, Fan five
will come back. Well, we'llbreak down the Wolves Sons game. Rosie
was there. The Wolves have atwo rips series lead. The Power to
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crashed into his parked cruiser earlier thisweek. The Sheriff's Officers Deputy Wyatt Faneuf,
was assisting the Minnesota State Patrol witha crash on Highway sixty one,
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cruiser and the tahoe were heavily damaged. Deputy thank god not seriously injured.
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Twenty five year old Logan Neami chargedwith DWI and drug possession. Jeez Louise
after the crash. Holy moly,man, I always like when you see
a police officer getting out after pullingsomebody over and walking along the side of
the road, I hold my breaththe entire time of the employees. Man,
be careful what their officers thinking.Yes, I do like over the
years, though they've obviously gotten smarterabout how to park the car right.
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As dumb as it sounds, ifyou saw a cop pulled over pulling over
a car in the eighties or nineties, it was the cop car was directly
behind the car in front of them, right. Yeah. Now it's almost
like they intentionally are off to theright a little bit, right, They
fade a little bit off to theright, and then if they're on the
right side of the road, yeah, and then the officer goes to the
(03:30):
passenger window right, not the driver'svehicle. So it's almost like the car
is shielding just in case something goesrogue you're going to definitely hit the car
and not just I don't know,Like it almost gives you like a little
bit of a safety net that hasto be strategic just in case. Yes,
doesn't guarantee safety that it definitely minimizesit. Training I think of this
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quite often. I don't know howmany times the average police officer pull somebody
over every day. But good question. Every time, wonder you walk up
to the side of the car,I I you're walking through a minefield.
That's why the training is crazy important, right is you have to be ready
because the safest looking, most innocuoussituation might be the most dangerous one.
(04:14):
You have to be ready at alltimes. You have to be prepared,
and you have to do it everyday every time. Man, I couldn't
do it. That's why I tellfar jokes for a living. And please
move over and please me like,that's not that. That is one thing
that the camera. That's one ofmy triggers on with freet with freestyles with
free people who don't move over onelane it's wide open, with arms wide
(04:40):
open. I'm with you, Ido. I do hate it when people
don't don't move over. Yeah,and the guilt you feel if the two
lanes over to the left of youare filled and you're like, I am
staying here, and I'm going tofeel bad about it, even though I'm
aware, aware, and makes somerooms are people who need to move over?
(05:01):
Yeah, I think it's only aticket show if you are not available
to get over, if there's notan opportunity. I don't think you get
a ticket, but you're supposed tomove over if there's the opportunity to move
over. Yes, I think that'sthe case. I think fact you're not
in your head. This seems likesomething you would know. Well, Hawk's
daddy would know. But I don'tknow where he is. I can tell
you where is he. He's ina vat of egg grease. Oh he
(05:25):
loves the smell. I normally don'tdo real news stories, you know,
like real serious ones. Yeah youknow, how do you do? You
know what? I'm gonna say,no, but I know, but yeah,
you know? Yeah? Right,But this one I think I have
to do. Listen to this CoreDayline, Livingstone, Louisiana. A convicted
(05:47):
I'm sorry again, I hate evensaying these words. A convicted child rapist
from Louisiana is going to be castrated. A judge order that Glenn Sullivan he
castrated and spend the next five decadesbehind bars. The fifty four year old
is from the tiny town of Springfield, which is between New Orleans and Baton
(06:08):
Rouge. He did some terrible thingsto a child. This should be the
punishment if convicted, wouldn't you agree? No, they should just shoot him
in the back of the head ina public setting. All right, Well,
I mean fine, I didn't knowthis was even an option. I
didn't in any state in the Statesin America. That sounds like a made
(06:29):
the news. So maybe this isa brand new thing. I've never heard
of such things. That sounds likesomething that would happen in the Middle East.
That chemical thing. I would imaginechemical castration, me too, me
too, Yeah, no idea,no idea. I don't know if they
lop them off, but they should. Why not do both first? To
do it with absolutely no no vocationor any kind of numbing medication. Just
(06:55):
cut them off one by one witha kitchen knife. Well, there you
go. That that's why I don'tdo normally news stories. That's depressed.
Yeah, but I just thought thatwas a groundbreaking. I didn't even know
that was a thing. I didn'teither die. I mean, the whole
fifty years plus behind bars, fantastic, that's let's start there. Did not
(07:15):
know castration was an option. Listento this, blankety blank. A Belgian
man who, by the way,probably makes the best waffles, right,
Yeah, that's we grew up inBelgia. You have to make good water
Belgia, right. A Belgian manwith a rare condition that causes his body
(07:38):
to produce alcohol is being acquitted ofdrunk driving. The I'm not making The
condition is called auto brewery syndrome.There is no doubt that this dude's buddies
breast free man. He looks likea a mother that just had a litter
(08:01):
of puppies. Well played, verywell played. His lawyer told Ruters.
Uh, it's that'd be probably Reuters. His lawyer told it's another unfortunate coincidence.
Her client works at a brewery aswell, but multiple doctors confirmed he
(08:22):
has abs. According to Belgium media, the judge noted that the defendant wasn't
experiencing symptoms of intoxication, but hesweats alcohol. Wow, grody. We
know people who do that used to. Well, one of them still does
a couple more. Maybe it wasa handful. One of them back from
(08:45):
Japan in a couple of weeks.One of them was just at the Masters,
one of them was just at theWalls game. We have a lot
of functional alcoholics at the fan Listen. Everybody likes to party. Be cool.
Yeah, hey cool, Corey.Maybe band stands for functional Alcoholic Network.
Brilliant. Wow, that was veryquick and very good. Maybe it
does. Oh, you were justgiving a complete breakdown as Simon cal over
(09:09):
there. I just thought that wasfunny, man, right, main very
sensitive? I not. I'm sorryyou pay the android gun for a game
we played a half an hour ago. I love that. How about this?
Then I'll just hit this. What'sit's funny? Here? Are you
(09:31):
ready? Yes? Former teachers aidand Pole County is looking at charges after
investigators say he sent topless photos toa student. Jesus, now let me
start again. Yeah. A formerteachers aid in Pole County is looking at
charges after investigators say she sent toplessphotos to a student. That changes things.
(09:52):
It does, doesn't it. Itdoesn't by the way, still terrible.
Don't do that. That's a kidyou just sent naked pictures to?
Right? How different did you feelwhen I said he A billion times different?
And I know that's not fair.I know it's not. It just
it feels different. I know,I know, not supposed to. I
know it. Prosecutors this week filedcharges against Sarah Monson down in Balsam Lake,
(10:13):
Wisconsin, which is in our listeningarea. A Good Morning Sarah.
Investigators say she sent topless pictures toa student on Snapchat even suggested they might
get it on. Monson told pleasethat the student threaten to kill her if
she didn't send the pictures, butother students said Monson often flirted with that
particular student, so she was relievedof her duties back in February. Let
(10:39):
me end this thing on a funnyone, shall Yeah, it's like when
you watch a horror movie, butthen you got to watch in episode or
two of the Office before you goto bed, you got to eat the
men to clean the palate. Thankyou, NASA's getting involved in the search
for Nasse. NASA says they'll joinin with the latest search for the Lockness
(11:00):
Monster. Last year, one ofthe biggest searches for NeSSI captured loud underwater
noises and several potential sightings, butnothing scientific. This latest search will take
place on the ninetieth anniversary of thefirst photo of NeSSI, which has been
proven to be a fake, butthere have been nearly thirteen hundred sightings up
NeSSI since that photo was released.The new search is May thirtieth to June
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second. I'm Bree Tennis. Thankyou. In a related story, the
person who runs Nassa now sweats alcohol. Well, I'm going to Scotland this
fall. Maybe I should swim bylockness Hell. Yeah, man, maybe
I'll do my own research. Howabout Nassy versus King Kong and Godzilla?
Holl It's funny they haven't made aNeSSI movie where he's like the like the
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hero Waterhorse Waterhorse. Yeah kind ofreally, Yeah, there was a movie
called waterhor Waterhorse Horse. H oR. I mean there is probably a
movie called that. Yeah, it'scalled Little Guy. You beat me to
it, God damn Little Mermaid brilliant. Yes, sorry, that's the news.
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We'll talk about those Timberwolves. Wecome back right, yes, so
let's do sports after this, theTimberwolves are up two games to rip after
kicking some more ass. Devin Booker'sa baby, everybody hates him. The
Power Morning your returns after that ison the Fan bat some Butterflies with their
song too great. Go ahead therez echo Okay. The Power Hour starts
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It's powered by Quantum Fiber, YearWorld and Leash. Yeah right again,
Danni thieves just spoils up war.It is time now for some sports.
Can I do the first sports story? Of course? I hate to be
the sports expert all the time onthe show, but it's time for Fan
five on the Power Trip, presentedby all Around Property Preservation. Thank you
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all Around. I'm Marty. Ifyou're out there listening, You're right.
I was wrong. You're pretty,I'm not good looking, you're smart.
I'm not. Indiana Fever Guard CaitlinClark is signing an eight year deal worth
twenty eight million dollars with Nike.Per The Athletic and The Wall Street Journal,
Good for Her contract will include asignature shoe. It will be the
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richest sponsorship deal for a woman's hooper. Women's hooper. Yeah, that's right.
According to the Wall Street Journal,under Armour, Adidas, and Puma
also showed interest in signing the twentytwenty four number one draft pick. There
you go. Yeah, it soundslike Puma. As soon as they heard
it was three million plus a yearthat the bidding started at three million,
they were out. Under Armour andAdidas both made offers, but they were
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shorter deals for less money. Eightyears, twenty eight million for Kaitlin Clark.
Good for her, that's awesome,man. Yeah, there you go.
Good job. So the percentage ofher money that's going to come from
the w NBA is going to beabout one percent? Yeah yeah, maybe
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less when it's all said and donewith other endorsements. I bet it's going
to be less than one percent ofher money. You guys probably know.
I don't know how much did shemake per year in college? They said
it was a two or three millionmaybe total, though it might have been
the last two years something like whatbut what a weird sentence that a fifteen
years ago you said how much whendid you make in college? And everybody
goes you can't talk about it.Are you'd be saying she got caught doing
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something? Yeah? Correct? Yeah, yeah, they won't get They won't
give Reggie Bush as a heisman becausehis family had an apartment or something.
I mean, so dumb. Butoh ja kipt his I think what did
he do wrong? They took thataway from him, right, I don't
think that. I don't think sobecause he didn't play under improper Yeah,
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Zach, oh, yeah, Iguess he was guilty the thing. But
yeah, but that's not what's itcalled? Yeah, what is it called?
Paul? Well, he was guilty, he was found not guilty in
criminal court. He was found guiltyin civil court. But Chris is talking
about the armed robbery in Vegas.Oh good, when he actually went to
jail for like nine years. Thatwas very odd. Also, well,
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just the whole situation was odd.Like if you if if you got away
with double murder, right, don'tyou think you would lay low and never
be heard from or seen from again, maybe even from the law. You
wouldn't run a red light. He'sso mad he goes in to steal his
stuff back. Don't take a stuffrespect. You can have a cutter point
(15:41):
to this you get away with Cotter, welcome back. If you, uh,
if you get away with murder inthe fashion that he did, you
probably And then also you have anNFL career, an incredible Hollywood career.
Give her hell. I know whatyou're saying. Yeah, you have.
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You feel invincible? Correct, andyou can write a book saying if I
did it right? I mean,come on, so I did it?
So what you're saying. No,OJ deserved to keep his Heisman trophy.
Reggie Bush does not, of course, super dumb. Yeah, see,
Paul, you lost that one.I did it? Oh wow, Rosie,
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where did we get that in thiscontext? Oh yeah, it's terrible.
Man ball. The floor is yours. The Wolves beat the Suns one
oh five ninety three to take atwo oh series lead, only the second
time in Wolve's history they've had atwo oh series lead. Jaden McDaniels,
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Uh, hawk, let your friendknow he plays for the Wolves. Yeah
he knows, now, thanks.He had twenty five. He was awesome
on offense and defense. Rudy hadeighteen, Conley had eighteen. Their defense
held Durant under twenty points. Gamethree is this Friday, at nine to
thirty local time on this station.Pregame starts right at nine pm on this
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awesome radio station. Zacho, youwere there not counting the best of three
AL Wildcard series last fall. Thisis from Zach Pierce to the Athletic.
Since nineteen ninety two, Minnesotas MLBNBAand NHL franchises have combined for forty three
playoff series. They've been up andtwo to nothing in just three of those.
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Nineteen ninety two Norris Stars Red Wingsby Norris semi finals, two thousand
and four Wolves Nuggets first round.What twenty twenty four Wolves Sun's first round.
Jeez, that's it. We suck? What we suck? We are
terrible anymore? Your thoughts being therelast night? Incredible atmosphere, What a
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roller coaster game started out nothing thatyou know, Sons call a time out,
they fight their way back. Theyhad a pretty significantly at one point,
but then the Wolves turned that aroundand ran away with it off of
Mike Conley and McDaniels and all thesegreat, great players. So this this
is a fan base that is starvedfor something like this. They've earned it,
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and hopefully, uh we don't seegame five years interesting Wolves and four
Baby the confidence is there. Youcan hear it. Chris Finch said after
the game that even though the Wolvestrailed by one at halftime, even though
if that Nik Alexander Walker's shot dropsand it almost did at the buzzer,
they went up by one, butthey trailed by one at half, and
Chris Finch said afterwards that they feltsuper good because they were missing open shots
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in the first half. If thosego down, and they were confident they
were going to in the second half, they were doing everything right. On
bally Sports North, our friend nowMike and Noori, who was on this
show, was almost a week ago. He said the exact same thing on
Bally's at halftime, like, look, we like where we're at. We're
missing a lot of shots in thefirst half. Those are gonna fall.
We're down one, We're in apretty good spot. The confidence is just
oozing from the coaching staff and theplayers. They just know if they play
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their best, Phoenix cannot beat them. And they weathered the storm right the
second quarter, even parts of thefirst after that first nice berth that Zact
just reference didn't go the Wolves way, but they didn't just pout and go
home. They kept fighting back,got it within one it happened. Then
third quarter again the difference, justlike it was in game one. Paul,
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your hands up. They have wavesof depth. That's what makes this
team so good and so good inthe playoffs. And I keep talking about
the NHL Cacle, but that's whatmakes some of these NHL. Oh sorry,
I was just holding it up becauseit's it's leaking here or falling down
anyway. I don't want to itsleaking. I don't want to bend over
my next starting to hurt again.Oh no, that's the worst thing ever.
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Know, Please don't let that happenon draft. See your microphone is
lamb blue troubles. I just fixit, Paul, I'm it's leaking all
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time dead the only good bit I'veever And he still doesn't get it.
No, which is anyway, Sowhen we were talking about home on your
god, now what, I justlike to have it at a nice angle
so I can talk with my handswithout hitting it. You know, you
also could gently move it like this. Not all of us have a gentle
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touch. You don't have to batit around. You can just gently have
a different phone with a shock mountain. We don't have anything like that.
Over here, mister Cole, welcome. We don't have three shock monts on
those three? What have we madeof money? How much is a shock
mountain? Comes bought it by ayacht? So little depressious ballpark it for
me? I go buy it byfive of them? Twenty bucks ape three
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billion dollars at least they as wellbe. They're probably about Yeah, they're
probably about forty to fifty bucks.What he howking out buy him and write
them all over there? Okay,so let's just say it's fifty bucks.
So it's one hundred and fifty dollarsto get three of those shock mounts.
Right? I don't think the listenerscare if they hear us batting around the
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microphone. They're about a hunters,they're about a hundred. Well, I
mean, doesn't this sound good?Though? The listeners don't care? Right?
They like? Do you like thebet? Who cares about the listeners?
What am yankeebus? In nineteen ninetyseven? Oh they're so good?
So good? Has that new bidcome out with all their new songs?
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Isn't new record? I don't know. I'm pretty soon they're redoing them?
Are they redoing make Yourself? That'sa Morning View. Oh yeah, it'll
be great either way. First twowere bangers. Yeah, they were great,
so good for the Wolves. Keepkicking out. What were you saying?
I don't remember. You were battingaround the microphone and sorry about that.
Yeah, interrupted you. No,you can inter me all you want,
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daddy. The Twins have now wontwo straight after they beat the White
Sox six five. The bad newsis Pablo Lopez left the game in the
fourth inning and his velocity was aslow as it's ever been since he joined
the Twins. But in the ninth, trailing five four, Buckston hit a
home run, his first of theseason. It was tied five to five,
and then a few batters later,kir Lof singled to score the game
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winner. The Twins are now nineand thirteen, same two teams today.
Joe Ryan goes for your Twins.That's Twins News, brought to you by
Quantum Fiber. That's the President.Why did you bring that up? I
don't know. The White Sox arehistorically bad. Three and twenty awesome.
They need to win the next one. Yeah, the Twins should win all
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the White Sox. No, he'sa White Sox fan now, Yeah,
so they're tearing it around. Jey, blaze it, got it? Yeah,
I blaze it up, blaze it. Uh huh. I'm gonna ask
you to ask your friend about that. So if your friend wants to come
at go ahead, go ahead.He's sitting here by me. The Pacers
beat the Bucks one twenty five,one oh eight to even that series at
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one one. The MAVs beat theClippers ninety six ninety three to even that
series at one one. Luca hadthirty two. He also lives on the
fourth floor. My friend's waiting onthe question. Oh, I'm just if
you want to come in on thesebeast sorry please. Game two of the
Heat in Boston is tonight at six. Boston is a fourteen and a half
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point favorite. That series one ina sweep. Then the Pelicans at thunder
thunder and minus seven and a halfCorlis. Hey, Rosie my Zacho,
I know you weren't watching these,but you can give some thoughts. Yes,
let's skate on over to the NHL. The Rangers beat the Caps four
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to three. The Rangers lead thatseries two. Oh yeah, uh,
Novechkin is pointless, brilliant. ThePanthers beat the Lightning three to two.
And o t to take a twooh series ly, uh wait a minute,
sauce. Who had the game winninggoal? I didn't write it down,
Just look it up quick? Isit Broflowski? That would be hand?
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Oh? Go ahead? Who hadthe game winning goal? Hang on?
I think I know where you're going, and I think I'm don't just
want to see if you can getthis change his way? You you're not
as smart as me. Totally correct, very true. I'm not as smart
as you. You're the smartest man, I know. I don't know about
that, but you whoa go forit? Carter? Mm hmmm for heg
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pretty close? All right? Thatwas that was That was a solid shot.
What is it? Echo ver Hagy? Yeah, it's a solid g
at the well down there, sausage. Take that to your solid g man.
Oh thanks, the big story fromthat though, you're talking Lightning Panthers.
Yeah. The Vibrovski save all time? Is he the best goal in
the playoffs right now? Yes?He is hotter than hell so and the
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handsel good luck. The Avs beatthe Jets five to two. That I
forgot he was on the team dollarwhy he starts for them? But it
was on the first line, Yes, and then uh, the Predators beat
the Canucks four one score or notNorick the tender injured? And the movie
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about the kid who rides them lawnmowersand gives the woman that money to buy
address because she could ruined her mom'sdresses. She knows she's gonna get in
trouble. What is that lawnmower man? Can anybody ever see lawnmower man?
Hell? Yeah, yeah, rabbitsdid no? You killed Rosie? How
great was that game last night?Pretty sweet? Uh? Yeah, to
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summon up it's dude. As theysaid in Swingers, they're all growns up.
This team is all growns up.And you could see it happening over
the last three years. And theyweren't ready against Memphis two years ago.
They weren't ready against Denver last year. You could feel it. You know,
they're a good team. They're gettingbetter, but they're not mature enough.
They don't have enough experience, theydon't have that extra X factor.
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They're good enough, and they're goodenough not only to obviously win this series,
but to uh give the Denver Nuggetsnext up one hell of a tussle
for that uh next round, whichis sadly only the second round. But
that's just how competitive. It's alot like when Sauce and I take on
Swedburg in charging round two the programpassword invitational, that's basically for the title
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and we win. Wow, that'slike it's kind of an arrogant statement.
Shock you at all? No?No, but yeah, Rose, why
aren't you win it? I don'tknow that I never got invited. That's
the committee's fault. What you're aRosie? I don't agree. I told
them I was kind of was LawyerLambert busy? It couldn't be a partner
constantly. You and Lawyer Lambert wouldmake a great team. We would.
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Actually we need to sweep the Suns. We need the Los Angeles Lakers,
the oldest hell, Los Angeles Lakers, just to give them six or seven
games. Give them hell. Theyshould have won that game the other night,
but show us a whole nother theydid. Now they come back home
tomorrow night. But yes, I'llprobably talk about it. It's to have
a night. When when ed Cowboysfirst, Edwards was three for twelve,
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Tollins was three for seven and infall trouble first half and nas Reed was
one for five and someone said theystill won easily and held this Phoenix team
under one hundred points. Again,they're a beaten team right now. I
mean, they certainly capable of comingback and winning a game, but they
don't have any answers for the depthof the of the the Wolves and their
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defense, which is just I mean, everyone talks about the NBA. You
know, I watch the last twominutes during the regular season. That's that's
probably true many many times. Butthe intensity that this team plays defense with
is something I don't don't know ifI've ever seen before. They make every
basket that Phoenix tries, especially goinginside against Gobert and McDaniel and even even
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Cat. I mean, it makesit a challenge for them and it wears
them down, and so you couldsee it on their faces. They had
no answer. They exhausted all theirtime outs until the end, and then
their head coach got a technical fallbecause he was losing his bleep, and
you know, it was it wasall coming together and the fans were feeding
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on it, and it's it's justone hell of an atmosphere that you just
don't want to and we have notexperienced this quite a while. I mean,
we had the Twins last year forone brief series when they beat Toronto?
Was it Toronto? I can't evenremember anything, and that was,
you know, a very exciting timeat Target Field. But this is something
that could hopefully sustain itself through quitea while yet because they're they're a very
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very good team. And that's theword that they are really good team.
You could hear it in Finchy's voiceafter the game and Jade McDaniel played the
game of his life last night,so it was all all good stuff,
positive vibes in there. And it'sonly game two now, the first series.
Yes, as somebody who has neverwhat'dn't like to put your feet on
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the floor? Oh, it's prettycool. I was sitting next to Garzy
last night and we did. We'reI've been doing this for a long time.
Never ever, ever had an opportunityto sit on the floor before my
entire career and everything, and nowI've had, through our great friend Charlie
Swaantson, been able to do thata few times. But it's the only
sport where you literally can be sitting. I mean, Kevin Durant is literally
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two feet in front of me andhe's trying to elevate over Jade McDaniel for
a jump shot, and I'm lookingat Gargee going, I mean, I
said, this is something to watchthis guy in action. I mean,
he's a future Hall of Famer,never changes his expression, you know,
just a wonderful athlete to watch.And McDaniel's defense and literally two feet way
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and you can't do that. Ican't think of another year. Isn't another
sport where that can happened? Andyou feel like it's almost like out of
a curb your enthusiasm, Uharry,trip shack. You get the referees sprinting
down the court right on the endthe the the out of bounds line.
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I don't want to stick my longfoot, my big size fourteen out and
you know, to go trip themup, you know. But yeah,
it's it's pretty cool because you youknow, when you're watching on TV and
you're at the game, you don'trealize I talked about the intensity. I
mean, watch basketball, you playbasketball, and the intensity level in a
playoff game like that is just astonishing. I Mean, these guys are going
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at it hard every single play,and it's it's it's pretty cool to watch
when they're in sync with each other, and they they are right now,
it's see what do you like better? Just generic chicken nuggets or chicken make
nuggets from McDonald's. Wow, topick the one, the generic version just
chicken nuggets or the McNuggets. GoodQues, that's an interesting, good question.
(31:06):
Waiting, do you see the dumbangle I'm about to take after you?
I was wondering where you were goingwith it. Oh, I'm going
nowhere only because probably the only McNuggetsI've ever had, we've not ever had.
Well, McNuggets are only at McDonald's. Right, that's the whole point.
That's well and chicken McNuggets at MacDonalds. Sure, and you like him
or not? I do uh tomorrownight. One of the top picks in
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the NFL draft is Jaden Daniels,which is the generic version of Jaden McDaniels
from the Minnesota Temberwolves. He isthe McDonald's version of the LSU. That's
an interesting observation. That is exactlythe same, just their quarterbacks, the
generic versions. Like I said,I promised Eric version. I was taking
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it in a dumb direction. Speakingof the NFL draft, Rose and when
we get back, we're doing theVikings news Tomorrow's the day, sausage expert
sausage experts. He's it, ButI would like to test your knowledge of
the NFL Draft tomorrow night's prospects whenwe come back. Oh no way,
we'll see how you do. Iwon't have a game for you. We'll
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get a better attitude and we cantalk it out right before the game starts.
How we would like to also challengeSauce. I would like to challenge
the two of you, but specificallysauc when I'm half asleep and it's a
bit till real late last years.Oh man, hey, Yeah. Also
a little bit later in the show, Corey, I should mention at eight
twenty five, we're gonna get acall from Sunny's Southern California. Her name
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is Anna Halberg. She's one ofus. Grew up, graduated from Chaska,
worked at the Chanasen Dinner Theater.Now she's a big wig out in
Hollywood. She wrote, directed,and produced a major motion picture that's about
to come out called Tarot t ar Ots and Tarot Cards. Yeah,
she's gonna call us and tell uswhat it's like to be on the cusp
of greatness in Hollywood. Oh,that'll be fun eight twenty five, we'll
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have a new friend and maybe,just maybe we'll finally get ourselves into a
movie at some point. Rosie JaydenDaniels is the generic version of Jayden mcda.
I get it. The big partis the marketing, right there,
sound different Vikings new his next Powerscalled the following in their song Life Light,
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Morning Show, Roser in Studio aftera great night out of targets.
It was a dude's name who wascame in like the same draft or the
same time as KG. No,well step on market stay yeah, so
Steph. So KG and Steph werelike the big deal and JO like you
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guys got to stay together yep.And they didn't stay together. Well yeah,
Steph got jealous of Cag's contract,right, and it ruined his career,
right. I mean he might havesomething he went on and played that's
pretty good years out of East,but and then he crushed Overseas. But
yeah, I mean, but hedidn't have a Hall of Fame NBA career.
Right. The thing that's different aboutthis team is more than just a
two headed monster, right correct,And the depth that's the big I mean,
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it's no question Anthony Everargs is thealpha dog and he's going to be
the guy for he's twenty two yearsold. This is not like a'n
like two thousand and four when theyhad KG and spree Well and Cassell.
You could tell Spreewell and Cassell wherethe tail end of their careers. These
guys are not. I mean allof them are pretty much in their twenty
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five, twenty six, twenty eight, other than Gobert and calmly Gobert's but
yeah, it's a different feel theyhave. It's not just a one one
shot deal here with this group.So yeah, Marborie wash I mentioned Wally
Zerbiak. It was good to seehim, and the Wolves are trying to
do a bring lout of the alumniback and while he got a standing ovation,
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he was with his daughter last nightand had a chance to chat with
them briefly. Looked like he couldstill go out and play. He's he's
doing some broadcasts I think for theI think he was doing the nixt the
night before that crazy game, Sohe flew into town and it was great
to see him. And uh,they're doing that with a lot more with
some of some of these players.But of course the one that they really
went back. Probably won't be backas long as mister Taylor sitting on the
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other side of the well. Iimagine bringing KG back game one of the
next it would it? Would theyblow the roof off the place? Cisco?
We had him at the big gamelast night, Cisco, that's true.
Were you mad when you didn't singthe thong song? I was?
I thought he might come back outat halftime. Yeah, you were pissed.
I heard my sources say you werecampaigning to have the thong song replace
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the national anthem permanently. Yeah,that was. It's a weird that's a
weird stand to take it. Itis, But you know, sometimes you
got to put your foot down inYeah, what do you like better thongs
or America thongs? Yeah? Buton the Power Trip presented Rosie, it's
(36:00):
NFL Draft season. It's time totest your knowledge tomorrow's NFL draft. Saws
is the guy that have all thewhat here, let's let's let's put your
feet in the water. I namea player. You tell me this is
a real person that drafted tomorrow.Okay? J J McCarthy, Uh,
that would be a real person thatwill end up in purple Drake May Yes,
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is that real? He's real?Caleb Williams, Yes, he's number
one. Pick You doing well?Okay? So three for three? Can
I quit? No? Well,no, it gets harder. It's a
little game called Key and Peel orreal Deal. Key and Peel are real
deal. Remember the famous Key andPeel sketch where they would go through names
of football players and they, youknow, would look into the camera like
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you do before Monday Night Football.Say, my name is Mark Rosen from
the University of Minnesota. Key andPeel just killed it. It's an all
time I have a whole bunch ofnames. Some of these are actual players
that are prospects for tomorrow Night's sixthand seventh rounders. Probably a couple of
are higher than that, all right, and then the rest of them are
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Key and Peel names from this catchI love it ready Rosie, Well,
they're never gonna be ready, buthe and Peel are real deal it.
How do you want to get Sauceinvolved? Because I don't want Sauce to
answer before? Right? All?Friend? Should we just have after Rosie
locks in Sauce lockses? Should wedo it like that? For sure?
Okay, here we go all right, Key and Peel are real deal?
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Rosie t J. Jackson. Wow, anybody with a name TJ usually is
a football players. I'll go real. You're gonna say real Sauce. I've
never heard of that person, butI think it's real. That is Key
and Peel, TJ. Jackson.Don't name your kid, don't name him
TJ. Because it's always you know, TJ. Hockinson. T It's always
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teach a real person, right AMarius Mims. Oh, that's definitely a
real player, Sauce. Defense,that's real. That is correct. He
plays for Georgia. You guys bothhave one right, one wrong. That's
something called a Marius MAM's never heardof him? All right, Uh,
Ennis Rake, Straw Junior, comeon, Key and Peel or real deal.
(38:12):
It sounds so obscure that it's probablyit's got to be fake. I'm
trying to read your mind. StrawJunior. I believe he's a real player.
Sauce, he's a real player.He's a corner from Missouri. Right,
wow, that was a real player. He does play for Missouri.
That's why I want to name likethat. It sounds like they did real
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Hingle mccringleberry If there is, Iwant to see the guy asked, but
his name on the back of hisjerseys. Hingle mckringleberry real, it's Key
and pe Curial and Ale three atlunds no, not a real player,
saying no, Sauce, that's oneof the best bits of that Key and
Peel bit. That is correct.That is not a real person. Hingela
(39:00):
mccringle, Brim and p and thenthe two guys that they have played like
the straight dudes and think that it'sa real good is so good? I
wish they'd come back to that.Ibraham moist Suice, Well we had Ibraham
here, Ibraham mois Uice, Moisuslike Moisus alu, this combination of athletic
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names, Key and Peel or areal deal. I don't think he's a
real person, a real person.So wait, Rosie you say you say
it's real real person. Rosie iscorrect. That is Key and Peel,
and Rosen takes the lead. Ohdraft expert, Sauce trails Mark Rosen.
That is not a real player.Uh number six quatro quatro look at XFL
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player. He hate me Quatro Quatro, Key and Peel a real deal.
Can I have the definition the language? Quattro quat trow that mean four and
four? Uh? Somehow I believehe's a real player. You think quatro
quattro is real sauce, real player? Absolutely no sauce that is a quat
(40:19):
sauce is three and three. Rosie, you have a four to two lead
though you're a year four and twosauces three and three. Nice job,
Rose, Yeah, okay, quattroquattro. Devandre Sweat, Yes, I've
heard the name Devandre tore with aT. Sorry, Andre Sweat. I've
heard the name Sweat a couple ofdifferent times during the draft. So you're
(40:40):
saying real sauce defensive tackle from Texasthat got the d W I like a
week ago? All right, devantresDefandre? How do you say Tovandre Sweat?
I think, Rosie, you havefive? Right sauce? You have
four? Right? Storm Duck,Oh my god, Storm, Duck,
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Key and Peel are real player.I've never heard of him. Doesn't mean
anything. I'll go Key and peelKey and peel sauce for I'll go real.
That is correct, Louisville, Idon't know. Now we have a
tie. You guys both have fivecorrect No no, no, Storm Duck,
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La Carpatron, Duke Marion, Rosie, Key and Peel are a real
player, La Carpetron, Duke Marriot. I just have to say it's Key
and Peel, Key and Peel.That is correct. You guys are both
right. That's not a real player, La car Patron, Duke Marry.
Great though it's a great This isa great. Lad but Conkee, Ladd
(41:50):
mconkee. Mconkey sounds like a legitimatefootball name. Well, lad but mconkee.
I'll go real player, real player, Sauce. He's a wide receiver
from Georgia. Wow, that iscorrect, man, actually wide receiver Georgia.
He's a he's a first or secondround player. Very good. Kool
(42:12):
Aid mckinstree. I hope he's areal player, just for the kool Aid.
Kool Aid mckinstree, Key and Peelare real. I go Key and
Peel. You're gonna say that's afake player, right, Sauce, he's
a cornerback from Alabama. That iscorrect. Wow, Sauce takes the lead.
What with eight? Kool Aid isa real player. Absolutely. I
was waiting to put his name onhis jersey and not his last name,
(42:36):
Ozmataz Buckshank, Key and Peel area real player school with him? Ozmataz
Buckshank. That sounds like an IndianaKey and Peel sauce. Key and Peel.
That is correct, Hey and Peel, oz Matpaz, great Shank,
It's funny. The Squarius Green Junior. Hmmm, I'll go a real player.
(43:04):
I'll go Key and Peel, Keyand Peel is at his sauce.
You now have ten ros absolutely lapme on the last lap? Did Jasper
Proben Crux the third? Key andPeel or a real NFL draft prospect for
tomorrow? D Jasper Proben Crux thethird. I don't know how you come
(43:29):
up with these names. Uh,I'll go with the real player. Ken
Peel. It's Kan Peel, Rosie, you're just getting getting kicked. That's
happening. I tried too hard here, uh Private Tyroll Smoochie Wallace Smoochy.
(43:52):
I'm so uh overreacting right now.I'm just gonna say he's a real player.
Can Peel? That's Ken Peel?Oh okay, yeah, all right,
Just so you don't have to mentionit anymore, del Mark, I
need a time. I need athirty. Second time, we got like
three left Delmar Glaze. He's aglaze donut right now, Well, get
(44:15):
in line. God, that soundsgood. Real player or from Key and
Peel. I think he's real DelmarGlaze. So that's a real player at
Key and Peep. I've never heardof that person, so I'll go Key
and Peel. That is incorrect.He plays for Maryland del Mark Glaize.
Let's see here, Let's do twomore. It's just fun. I think
(44:39):
the kool Aid guy's name, that'skool Aid McKinstry. Uh le os,
Maxwell Gilliams. What le os?Maxwell Gilliams. Uh hard to make up
a name like that. And I'llgo with Key and Peel same. That
(45:00):
is direct, all right? Twoleft Malachi Corley sounds like a player.
I'll go real player. Same WesternKentucky. Good one and last, but
not least, the one that makesme laugh every single time I watched that
sketch tipping my hand? Yes,is this a real player? A Key
(45:23):
and Peel the player formerly known asMousecop. I mean it's so brilliant.
Real player the player formerly known asmouse Cop, or the one where he
was construction Noises that's also brilliant.The Dolphins screams so good. I need
(45:44):
to see that again. Such agreat bit. Qua Quatro formally known as
mouse Cop. That was very good. Yeah, Kooley mckinstrey is like a
first round talent, right, Ladmcconkey's right in the mix. Chop Robinson's
(46:04):
supposed to be and from Penn State. Definitely a first round of Chop.
I think CHOP's the first rounder.But you started this bit uh ten minutes
ago saying you think JJ McCarthy isthe name. You think that's where they're
going to end up tomorrow, McCarthythrowing you know, the dartboard. But
it feels like that's the guy thatKevin O'Connell would like under all the parameters
(46:29):
that they have. Feels like that'sthe guy that there. Obviously, Drake
May would be the one I thinkthe fans would like the most. I'm
not saying the Vikings wouldn't want DrakeMay, but I think the most logical
that's that's the word that could beused associating with this draft is JJ McCarthy.
I was looking at they had awhole thing that chefs put out.
(46:51):
If you say I saw a coupleof hours ago about the content hit or
miss whether a player that signed asecond contract with that team that drafted a
This goes from twenty drafts two thousandto twenty nineteen. The quarterback position.
Twenty six hit thirty miss, totalof fifty six. It's a forty six
percent rate of of quarterbacks. Sowe talk about that. Not bad,
(47:14):
not a bad percentage, but still, how many of those guys end up
signing a second contract? The numberone position, uh is the center position
for he hits. The guys thatsign as the center end up sticking around
for a second contract. Weren't theriskco Rosie because it's the equivalent of having
a nice tuxedo but no day tothe prom. If you don't have a
(47:35):
prom or day, you're not goingto the dance. Well, you got
to have a quarterback. So ifyou're going to swing and miss, you
got to swing as often as possibleyou have to. It'll be that case,
it'll it'll it'll happen one way oranother. No one is claiming that
if you take Drake mayor JJ McCarthythat we are set and there we go.
It's fifty Like you said, it'sfifty to fifty. Maybe they're great,
maybe they're bad. But you gotto just cross your fingers and hope
(47:55):
that you're scouting is corrected, thatyou got it right. If you get
it. If he gets a wrong, Quazy's out. I mean, I
think he knows that. I thinkeverybody knows it. He's in trouble.
But that's a two or three yearprocess. That's the thing. It's it's
not going to happen like unless helooks terrible way earlier than that. Yeah,
in Carolina drafted Bryce Young and didn'tmake a year. I don't think,
right, did they fire him withinthe year if it looks bad quickly?
(48:17):
That team's the Panthers are just terribleand awful. Uh, Fan five
will come back. Well, we'llbreak down the Wolves Sons game. Rosie
was there. The Wolves have atwo rips series lead. The Power to
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