HR. 1 - Martin Moistchew On The Run

Tommy Olson talks Chrismas music with Ben Leber, NFL Draft Expert Martin Moistchew calls in while on the run after escaping jail and en route to wherever the hell the NFL Draft is this year

Episode Transcript

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Morning, ladies and gentlemen, andwelcome to video message number twenty nine.
Erapies. The juice is loose,doesn't manner, nothing matters, No the
Beezer, Maybe you got off onthe wrong foot, because what were you
doing in the produce section? Iwas trying fruid on. Listen up.
The radies just came in for lastmonth. We are number one. We

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just grabbed every key. Demograt,super duper. That's nice. Fight a
go ndo gay. Yes, boy, that is good news. It is
the twenty fifth day of April twentytwenty four. It's NFL Draft Day,
ladies and gentlemen. NFL Draft Dayis finally here. Yes, we can
talk football. We got timber woolstuff coming up there. How great is
this time of year? Right,It's perfect, It's awesome. And today's

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a big day. It's the eightyninth annual Power Trip NFL Mock Draft that's
going on about seven thirty today.We'll go all the way through the picks,
all the way through both of thecurrent picks. The vikings have we
got to cast the thousands coming infor that, and ladies and gentlemen,
breaking news we just learned right now, as we're starting the show, a
visit for Martin moys Chew coming uphere in the six o'clock hour. Oh
my gosh, she's calling in.I can't wait to hear who he predicts.

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The vikings are going to take soso much to get to. Why
would we wait another second? Stickaround lots to get to. Here's Dusty
Slay, some comedy on the PowerTrip Morning Show on a Thursday morning.
Let's do this. Come on in. I'm glad you're here. I did
a Ted talk one time. I'vedone a lot of unintentional Ted talks,
but I did one on purpose.If you don't know what a Ted talk
is, that's where people stand onstage and talk and then nobody laughs.

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I've done it a few times unintentionally. But one time I did a Ted
talk. There was a Ted talkon we're having a good time, you
know, like the power of positivethinking, Like no matter what's going on
in your life, you just say, we're having a good time and you'll
feel better, right, very deepstuff. So I agreed to do it,
and then I ruptured my appendix andI'm laying in the hospital like and

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I don't know if I believe thisany want. And on the day we're
doing the TED Talk, there's severalpeople doing TED talks, one right after
another, you know, and thegirl that went before me is talking a
lot about pooping in a David's bridle. So when I go out, I'm
just trying to break the ice alittle bit, and I'm like, hey,
I pooped in a lot of David'sbridles. And then when my TED

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Talk came out, they left thatpart in with no contacts. The juice

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is loose. You want a bitch? The line sweet feet us on your
side. You hear the distance underthis land in stray second, Dude,

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it's Sauces Christmas. It's NFL DraftDay. It's April twenty fifth. It
sounds like it uh has been inthe hopper for about and nine months.
It feels like we've been waiting forthe draft forever, but it finally over.
If you're tired of NFL Draft talk, last day, kind of last
day, Saucy, you made it. Yeah, Mad, I'm pumped.
It's gonna be a great day today. I'm excited to do the power Trip

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mock Draft. I'm also excited becauseI walked in as hockey was getting a
phone call I think for Martin moistShoes, so I think he's either calling
in. I don't know what's happeningwith Martin, but I think we're gonna
hear from him. Yeah, itwas weird. I got a call Plute,
which you know they love it whenI take those years. Oh boy,
and I get a call collect.I thought it was a bell.

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It was not. It was Martinmoistew out of breath, barely speaking.
It was so like it barely hearhim, my heart. It took me
a minute to figure out who hewas. He said he will call in,
but it's got to be early,and he sent me an email of
some stuff I'm having Zach loaded inright now. So I don't I have
no idea. What do you mean? All I know is is gonna be

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in the six o'clock hour, Martinmostue calling it because it's NFL draftl Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, So I don'tknow. It's a big question mark.
Look mabe by tomorrow morning, Yes, sir, when we cracked the
mics twenty four hours from now,at five thirty four tomorrow, we're gonna
have a new quarterback. We are. Yeah, man, it's gonna be

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cool. Might be terrible, buttomorrow morning we'll be pumped. It's gonna
be great. Were you playing themost wonderful time of the year? Hawk,
that's it? Well yeah, yeah, it's uh, it's your best
day past No, no, butI don't care. Yeah, it's draft.

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Yeah, the other shows keep sowhat's the difference? Who care?
Everybody else is doing it, theother show's doing I know all the time.
I don't get it. Yeah,I don't know. Ping songs haven't
changed. No, last time Ichecked, those are songs. Yeah,
some bitch, where's Tim yet?He'll be here? Okay, I need

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him here. A lot of TVtime for t O and games and the
Wolves and Suns must have had prettygood scenes. Yeah, must be pretty
nice being Tommy Elson. What timehe got those ro those company tickets or
did he pay for those himself?Well, I mean Rosie paid for his

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seat, of course, that's theonly way Rosie gets courts. Hiz,
yeah, pays for him, paysfor him, and then it actually donates
to children the exact same amount ofmoney that he pays for the tickets.
Wown cool pays it forward. That'sso kind of classic Rosie move. Yeah,
Scar, no stories and yeah,game three tomorrow night. But today
it's all about the draft, whichis actually kind of perfect timing anyway,

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Sauce, because in a normal Friday, you would still be locked down to
the NFL Draft right rounds two andthree. Wolves have are sorry, Wolves,
Vikings have nothing tomorrow. As ofright now, they have no picks
Friday, so you should just checkout, watch the drafts until the Wolves
start, and then flip on theWolves and call it a night. That's
exactly what I'm going to do.I can't wait tonight. It's going to

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be great, man, Tomorrow isgoing to be great. Saturday is going
to be great because as of rightnow they have two fourth round picks.
But as Corey said, hopefully twentyfour hours from right now, they're either
going to have JJ McCarthy or DrakeMay and we'll open this thing up and
it's going to be awesome or aninfection, yeah, or or they take
a player at eleven and twenty three, which in the moment it'll be terrible.

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Three years from now they may go, wow, those are two Hall
of Fame players. But in themoment, if tonight ends up with eleven
and twenty three being defensive players.People will be yes, they don't have
McCarthy the draft, Lacar, Patron, Duke Mary. What if a J.
McCarthy's there though at eleven, wellthey'll take him. The dream scenario,

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Yeah, dream scenario good. Idon't think. I don't think they
can wait for that. They justcan't do you see, I think profootballtalk
dot com had the story this morningthat JJ McCarthy now, in terms of
odds Vegas odds, is favored togo into the top five, just not
necessarily which team has him locked in, but he is a favorite now to

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be a top five pick. Theone thing that they kept bringing up last
night on ESPN and it's all subterfuge. And Bill Belichick said, like a
week ago when he was on Patmcavie, everything said about the NFL Draft
from sources and all that's mostly liesright leading up to the draft, right,
you never know. But at onepoint JJ McCarthy was one hundred to

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one to go to the Chargers.As of yesterday, he was eight to
one to go to the Chargers.So there's that, and it's not people
are going, well that, yeah, that's the fifth pick they're going to
trade. No, He's specifically onsome betting sites six to one or eight
to one to just go to theCharger. It's still a twelve percent or

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six but it's still a long shot. But at one point it was one
hundred to one, So there ismoney coming in on It's all I'm saying,
but much so. But I knowwhat you mean. But yeah,
the vikings on DraftKings are minus fourpoint fifty to take a quarterback. Go
back to that, by the though, and that it makes no sense with
Justin Herbert cons They also can't tradeHi until June. I mean, so,

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I know Harbaugh loves JJ McCarthy,but that would make no sense.
Oh and then you'd have to findsomebody to take that massive contract. Here's
a stupid question. Can they agreeto the trade now and just it doesn't
become official until June? Like NBA? Yeah, doesn't NBA do that?
What I'm saying, I don't knowthat works in the NFL. I mean,
so they basically would take two playersthe Chargers wanted at eleven and twenty

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three. I think they can dothat, right, I don't know,
I mean, isn't there some maybeMartin Wll though, who knows Martin.
We shouldn't worry about that. Ain'tgonna happen Christmas, just the seasons this
season. Yeah, TV star Timmis, it's gonna be great. It's gonna

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be a fun day. I can'twait. T O wasn't above wearing the
white clothes, right, he wasall in on the white out. Yeah,
Teo is a team player. Youwere white. I saw you on
TV put the T shirt on.Yeah you did. Yeah, that's great,
cool, coolest thing I've ever beento. The sweet right game two?
Oh, I've never I don't knowgood teams great in this in the

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state since i've gron up in ninetytwo. Right, you missed all the
good stuff. You missed the tween. The thing, man, is it
a good day today? Holy hell, it's so good. D playing Christmas
on the way you get it?You know something, when you're driving in
you drive a lot. I don't, and some days you just wish like
a car would hitch you because youdon't want to come in locked off.

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I'm sure. Yeah, you're talkingMonday through friend. I was going ninety
ninety five on the way here.Just it's so amped to get it.
I think I got from Woodbury tohear in about sixteen minutes he's joking,
of course everybody, Yeah, exactlywhere out? And then you throw Christmas
music on. I was like shakingat the wheel. I was so excited

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to get how good is Christmas music? It's all my coworkers. We do
ride alongs and everything, and Ijust put Christmas music on like my standard
playlist. It's so expreing, theknowe the done, because I do like

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I do, like, yeah,I don't know if I can say a
lot of stuff if you said whatyou do or no? Yeah, but
yeah, I had a ride alongyesterday and we like He's like, you
really sticking around? I'm like,yeah, yeah, how do you stay
in a good mood if you don'tso personally think about this draft today?

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Yeah? Six thirty tonight, Yeah, taking off going to Vegas for a
bachelor party. Man, So thefilthiest of your Yeah, and you might
win some money if Newban is afirst round pick. Oh and I just
got a text about that. Ijust got to text Martin moist Cho just
after just after Front Page Sports today. Oh wow, Tommy, Martin Moisture

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is calling in. Yeah, Igotta talk. You think he's pretty He's
a horny guy, isn't he.Yeah, he could be. I mean,
yeah, is he still in jail? Well, I don't know.
He he says he has no ideahow long it's gonna he's gonna be able
to stay. And Zach is givingme the thumbs up right now, Zach,
wash your hands. I saw Zachat the game, did you.

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Yeah, I saw the photos.Yeah, yeah, at the Wolves.
At the Wolves game, you guyswas so fun. It was so cool.
Oh my god. But yeah,they gave you shirts, they gave
you towels. Everyone was amped,like to the point where, like I've

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never heard of fans at like aMinnesota any sporting event like screaming at the
opponents. Yeah. You know,I've never heard anybody ever say Target Center
was so loud until the other day. I've never heard of it, not
in twenty years. Well yeah,but I mean, like that's not a
readon. It's known to be loud, you know that night. How cool
is that? There were times whenCorey was going to the games where they

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would be better off shutting up,shutting down the upper deck and shutting it
up and shutting it up up.Yeah. There were times that if I
talked to Lake. Somebody on thecourt would be like, could you be
quiet please, We're trying to playa basketball. Like they were talking about
Belinote, the only crowds they wouldget were because of the opposing team,
the juice they grbak a little bit. Yeah, I saw Wallyball. Holy

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easy. I mean he's got tohave at least a nine inch hammer,
it is, but his jawline couldcut glass. The guy is just perfect.
Oh good, super nice guy,yes, super oh yeah, cards
he raved about him yesterday on orTwitter. Guy. I never I never

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saw Wally at Bellote. He mighthave been. He's like on the media
now and for the New York He'sa New York guy, and he does
did his dad play for the nextI think way back in the day he
does a lot of the march madnessbit. Yes, sports stuff, got
Today's day. Who was the dudeon the TV with you? Who was

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coworker? Work co worker? Sothose company tickets so fun? But you
guys like I just look around andI'm like, who can actually like who
is sitting next to me? Iwas like, how do you? Affords
bought his tickets? He paid,He sits courtside to every playoff game because
he can afford it. Up thegame was it Harry Breakfast Sandwich? Because

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I thought he looked familiar speaking itwas the billy sushi jokes, so I
got to keep up, watch mefor the changes. It's yeah, I'm
behind what under under there? Sothe sun's where the suns sit? Right
the sun? I was directly acrossfrom them, and then under that basket

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was was p A and Senior Smiley. Yeah, I. P A and
I caught eyes more or less thanfifteen times, and every time we would
mouth t words back and forth toeach other, we'd air grabbed each other's

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sides from across the Are you kiddingyou? You two are probably the last
two people that should have the linkup, But we were so empty and
PA was into it, and we'reall into it every time, like we'd
like a big thing. We'd lookit over at each other and like,
have you we need to alert TargetCenter security next time you guys are both

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in the building. One of youwas halfway there. Have you ever spent
any time with just the two ofyou, you and p I? Like,
hang, no, I never have. Paul Allen is the most likely
person here to at some point inhis life be secured to a post and
then put on a boat and havehim scream at the top of his lungs

(15:56):
I'm sailing. Yes, I thinkthe one hundred film. I'm stuck in
a pair of handcuffs. Yeah,yes, yeah, he follows his doctor
all the way to Maine, right, we see that a lot of stuff.
Yeah, you got a lot ofeyes in there. At one point
in his life, Paul Allen isgoing to be placed in a room without
any sharp corners, you know whatI'm saying, walls. Yeah, But

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like yesterday he had Diana Rossinian,who's a big deal, was on a
ESPN Now, great song, bigdeal. She at the end of the
interview was like, I can't believeI'm on with the legend Paul Allen.
Oh boy, that's cool. That'ssick man. He's a big deal.
He's a big deal. I honestlythought of pa yesterday when I saw Al

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Shaver die, because I don't I'mnot trying to be mean. I don't
know anything about Al Shaver outside ofthe fact that it's the Al Shaver press
box at the X. Yeah.I wasn't just like you, you know,
saying you weren't alive for the Twinsruns. You don't remember those,
right, I wasn't really alive forthe north Stars they left. Essentially when
I started getting into sports, Iwas I didn't know who el Shaver was.

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But you know, for north Starfans, that's the Paul Allen of
hockey, right, I mean yes, So when I saw everybody pourn out
emotion going, like, man,he was north Star's hockey, that's Paul
Allen with the Vikings. For thisgeneration, it's the same thing. So
I get it if people are allbroken up and everybody said Al Shaver was
the nicest guy ever, and somepeople are going to say the same thing

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about Paul Allen. I'm going tosay he's the craziest person I've ever met.
When he dies. Yeah, he'svery nice. He's just insane.
Yeah, he's insane. More ThePower Troe Morning Show on NFL Draft Day
on the Fan. Welcome Mack Patrick, Moore, Shovel Buddy five fifty two.

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Here we are NFL Draft. Whata big day. Tommy Olsen's here,
the great stay of the week.Yeah yeah, hell yeah, it's
NFL. Hell yeah, I'm neverheard it's the most wonderful time. It's
gonna be the best day ever.Is? It really is like lo in

(18:18):
Vegas all weekend till Sunday to one. So every Monday morning we have like
a team meeting at eight, andit's a teams meeting, right, I
got to lock in, Yeah,and it's your highlights of what you did
last week and then outline for mewhat you're doing this week and how often
are you doing that as the meetingis happening. Yeah, So I try
to come in lighthearted all the time, right, and kind of like yeah,

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light wristed. You know, hey, I guess that was weekend you
light wristed. Usually my voice Iwas like this because I've been partying all
weekend. Everyone's like, yeah,we had a big weekend. I had
a couple of beers in the garage. I'm like, oh boy, I
was up till four straight, Andtell what'd you drink this weekend? Out
of then this, because like lastsummer, I had those nineteen weddings,

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so like, yeah, I wouldlimp into these Monday morning meetings and like
I bet you My boss was justlike what is he doing here? So
nowadays, like when I come on, they can hear my voice. It's
good, but this so doesn't matter. But Monday morning, we have these
eight am meetings. They go tillabout ten o'clock and like fire and bullets,

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like they're asking you what do yougot? Like what are you doing?
Where's this? Where's this? Where'sthis? Where's this? Where's all
these sales at? And you gottabe locked in? So, knowing that,
knowing that, I said, youknow what, boys, let's make
it a Sunday Funday in Vegas too. Yeah, so we're taking the red
eye home. Oh oh, soyou're going to come into the Monday meeting

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on almost zero sleep and probably seventytwo straight hours of partying. It's still
yeah, it'll still loaded. Doyou want to load this onto your phone?
Yes? That should be. Thatshould be fun Monday. But you
don't let your Monday ruin your Sunday. You gotta get after it. You

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gotta get after it. You guys, you're gonna for Sunday Funday? Would
kill me to you? You likethe Office? Right? What was it
a season two? When David Wallaceversus shows up as CEO or whatever CFO
and all the all the branch managershave to go to New York to meet
him, and the one guy showsup without her presentation. He's like,

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I thought this was more of likea meet and greet. That's gonna be
you on Monday, That'll be me. I didn't know I need to do
a whole presentation. Yeah, ohboy to o, gotta be young,
dude, it'll be doing that.Why not have your fun out before you
know you're fifty three and worthless tothere you go, pH you guys Yah

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hooked us up. He's the nicesthuman. Yeah, and he says he
does. Yeah, but like we'redoing like that guy out. Can I
hear that guy? What's I likehim? I think better than anything on
the you're gonna like the show today? Then, oh it's great. So

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yeah, we're doing the whole douchebagthing, like going club in cabanas,
spending way too much money, Likewe're way too well. I said,
no sport codes though, I waslike, I'm done with that era.
Yeah with that era that Yeah,it's over. I missed the whole era,
witness No, I missed it personally. Guy was ripping darts all night,

(21:45):
was dob and I walked out togo to the sports book at seven
thirty, Tommy, Eddie and Mikeywere all going to bed. I know
that was that era. Yeah,it does feel like that era is just
over period, not just for youtoo. It feels like the sport court.
Yeah, sport coat era is over. And I think the problem is
I think almost everybody, unless youlook like like Jason Zucker, is a

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fantastic dresser, right, unless you'reripped like him and can dress like him.
The rest of us all look likethe kid at the end of Big
Right when Josh Baskin turns back intoa kid, but he's still wearing an
adult suit. That's how we alllooked dressed going to bellinote or waving the
line. None of us looked good. Dude, I'm so unathletic. I
went to joseph a bank and theywouldn't sell me a sport code. But

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like, I think it's also we'vebeen to Vegas too many times, like
like what would you dress up for? I don't know there's really next.
Like if you're gonna go to ayou're gonna go to the club, like
go to like Afflictions. Yeah,I mean time dressing up, but it's
gonna be on the floor right,talk about here's what's trending this morning,

(22:49):
Thomas, and you are you're withit in wow. So if you know
something, please let us know what'sgoing on. Okay, what's Mark Zuckerberg
full screen? Any idea what that'sabout? It's awome. I think like
a week ago he came on screenand looked completely different. The juice is

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loose. He was on screen andlooked completely different. Yeah, or it's
a Facebook No, he grew outhis beard and he looks hot. Oh
okay. Uh. The headline saysMark Zuckerberg announced his new full screen video
player for Facebook. Just some timethere you go? Okay, cool?

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Yeah right right nineteen Yeah, thisis gonna be what saved Napster. Jesus,
here's what's trending, Thomas Elon MuskConnected TV. The hell is that?
Anybody? Is that like the brainthing like you can turn your TV

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on off? Is it really that? Hold on? Let me let me
keep reading. But I know hehas that neuralink thing that he wants to
put into people's brain that he's accordingto the old headlines, Elon Musk is
ex Twitter. Yeah, it's atake on YouTube with a dedicated TV app
for videos. He's trying to takeon with him. Good yeah, good

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with him. He's on Twitter sowell. I think we should let him
run TV as well. We gota full screen on Facebook. That's what
Twitter is now anyway, it's allbot liking tweets from tweeting. Oh there's
another one. Megan t Stallion.Oh yeah, cameraman, Oh she oh

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yeah, you'll love the story.According to the cameraman, he claims allegedly
that she allegedly made love to aand made him watch in the back of
a car, made him watch thingsthat she degraded him and made fun of
his looks all the time. Itsounds like she was super mean to Wait

(25:15):
a minute, her husband is canyou imagine Megan the Stallion made me watch
or have sex? No? Ohno, and she probably likes that too,
Like can I just say this notas much as Billie Eilish. I'm
being honest. Outside of my parentsand my children, there's nobody I don't

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want to see have sex. I'mcurious. That's how I have Spot On.
I throw my family in there too. Wait, go to break wait
at take off the sport code,put put on a street jacket. Yeah
you and can wear the same one. That's enough. We got a lot
to get to David. That waswhat. That's exactly right if you didn't

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get sausage reference. Billie Eilish hasa new article in Rolling Stone. Oh
really, most of it is abouthow she can't stop touching herself. That's
number one. And then number two, she had a quote, you want
me to paraphraser say the second quotethe second quote, and let's hear Tommy's
reaction. The last year, BillyEilish said that she just couldn't shake the

(26:26):
feeling that all she wanted was herface in a v what. Oh yeah,
did you see that? Did yousee the actual quote? Oh?
Yeah, no, no, I'veseen almost the entire article. I've read
the article. She said. She'sbasically saying, going to town on yourself

(26:48):
in the mirror for somebody that's hadbody image issues. She said, she
said she struggled with her body herentire life. That that sucks. It's
just for confidence that she feels waybetter about herself. So she does it
all the so she looks at herself, Yeah, looks at herself in the
mirror and just goes uh, andshe says that he that's what she says,

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Well, put this to the testthe other your poor hotel room.
I'm usual I've done this, andI wish I hadn't had a shovel so
close, but like I'm usually shuttingsmall in comparison to a shovel. Well,
I mean, are you ever watchingyourself? I'm usually looking the other
way, you know, so likeI'm usually looking at Yeah, I'm taking

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some notes, like she says,I have a PhD in masturbation. Oh
wow, I mean she just gainedthree million men to start listening to her
music. That's never should anyway.She's fantastical, right, Yeah, she's
great, and she's she's over eighteenright, Yeah, she's like twenty one
in Yeah, she's in the twentyone ish range. Think of that.

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Yeah, all day, every day, that's all she does. I mean
that's what I picture most women doingall too. But like, what the
hell for her to come out andsay it? Yeah, and she just
stares at herself. Yeah, Iwill not. I mean that is good
luck working today. I wish youhad an assistant so you could call that

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live on the air and go clearmy schedule. Front Page Sports after this
on the fan, Yay, it'stime for the NFL Draft, on the
Fame, NFL Draft, on theFame Tommy. It's all here, guys,

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it's all happen. It's the bestday of the week, best day
of the year. This is great. And Tommy gets to go to Vegas.
Yeah, it's just one of thosedays. It's one of those special
days. It's a special day.Yeah, special day for a million reasons.
And I have just confirmed via textthat mare Moisture is next segment.
Good So, whoever does the Titan, whoever does a tweeting, he's gotten

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for seven years and then they tellyou like I'm colorblind. You're like,
what's you? You should have toldme that seven years ago. That's how
I feel about that sound bite.When people are going I hear charge or

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I hear so I'm just saying,okay, I go. Maybe I just
am surrounded by people who can't hear, but I just didn't know. But
no, we would say the otherpart, what a weird sound bite for
everybody to pick teams, right,isn't it strange? I'm so confused by
that soundbody. Even Nordo texts melike a month ago or whenever we were

(31:25):
debating this and said it was putin an O four it's pa Man.
Yeah, either it. Naz Reidwon sixth Man of the Year Timberwolves the
History of the Timberwolves To do itus he does twenty four years old.
He also won the closest vote insixth Man Award History over Malik Monk.

(31:47):
So the theory that a month agothat Malik Monk was the Vegas favorite before
he got injured, and that nasReed had a window then to catch him,
it looks like that ended up beingone hundred percent the case that if
Malik had stayed healthy, he wouldhave won, but nevertheless, he missed
the last one three or four weeksto the season, advantaged nas RED and
he sneaks in as the third undraftedplayer to ever win it. He's the

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first undrafted player since John Starks inninety seven to win sixth Man of the
Year. He played in eighty onegames this year, thirteen and a half
points a game, fifteen point orsorry, five point two rebounds, and
forty one point four from three.That's not easy for a big man to
shoot forty one point four from three. He scored twenty or more points fourteen

(32:30):
times. He had a couple ofthirty point games, and even more so
when Kat was hurt and he hadmore minutes, he was closer to what
seventeen or eighteen points a game.He's great, man, and that probably
clinched it. So sixth Man ofthe Year. Nos, Reid pretty cool,
close, votough super close. Yeah, Yeah, he's the man.
He's the Wolves wouldn't be anywhere nearass man. Yeah, no, he's

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He's so important to this team.And there's so many games where and might
not have had it in the firstto have or Cap might not have had
it in the first half and nasReed comes off the bench and just instantly
starts cooking, like immediately. He'ssaved this team on more than a couple
occasions. He's so deserving of thesward. It's awesome to see that he
actually got it. Check this out. Here's how close it was. Malik

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Monk of the Sacramento Kings and nasReed to the Timberwolves had the same number
of second place votes. They eachhad thirty nine second place votes. They
both had ten third place votes,so same number of seconds, same number
of thirds first place votes. Nasriedhad forty five, Milik Monk had forty
three. Wow, so essentially tiedacross the board except for two extra votes

(33:38):
at the top that was the difference. Yeah, Malik Monk's also a stud.
Yeah he's the man. But Ithink, like Corey said those last
couple of weeks this season with himand he as you just said, Max,
So he's instant offense. What isexactly what a team in a playoff
situation, which every team does,goes through a little bit of a lone

(34:00):
or has a dry spot. Heis the king man. He comes in
and he's instant offense for a teamand he can win you a game.
That's how good he is. Underrateddefender too, man, huh Yeah.
The NFL drafts is to night roundone. The Vikings currently have picks eleven
and twenty three. Top ten goeslike this goes Chicago one, Washington two,

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New England three, keep an eyeon that one, Arizona four,
Chargers, five, Giant six,Maxis, Tennessee Titans seventh, Kirk Cousins
in the Atlanta Falcons eight, Chicagopicks again at number nine, then the
Jets at ten before the Vikings ateleven. Again. The Vikings have no
currently second or third round picks.That would be tomorrow. Then on Saturday

(34:45):
they have two fourth rounders, twoto fifth or thinks PA two or saucer
chards, two fifth rounders, onesixth rounder, and two seventh rounders.
So they do have seven picks onSaturday. But who heaves a rats ass,
it's all about to eye. Theyshould have one pick today, so
we have nine total picks they shouldhave one day. Correct in a perfect

(35:06):
world they have one pick today.Well, it would be willing to strade
away all the rest of the picksthat we have for the one. No,
but I think what I've basically readyesterday and heard on the air and
on sports that are everything that I'vekept my eyes and ears on. I
think that at some point today andthen when they're on the clock twice today,

(35:27):
they are going to fire at thePatriots and offer them a giant amount
of draft picks to see if they'llbite. I think the giant steam is
fake to show the Vikings that theyhaven't that the Patriots have another team.
I think that's a thing that's beenleaked on purpose. I don't think the
Giants are going to move up.I think the Giants are going to sit

(35:49):
and take a wide receiver, andI think the Vikings are going to fire
at that third pick, and thenthey'll try at the fourth or fifth.
They will leave tonight with a theyhave too much ammunition, and they have
some god father offers they can offer. They will overpay for a quarter probably
impress you said earlier, and you'reright, anything you hear in the days
or weeks leading up to the NFLDraft, you can probably throw it out

(36:10):
right. So I don't want tobe immediately hypocritical, But they're the guy
that they have for on ESPN that'sreporting from Patriots camp. I forget the
guy's name. I can see hisface, yeah, maybe the glasses.
Yeah. So that guy's at Patriotsheadquarters and he's talked to everybody, so
he's getting the from them, Sothey could be feeding him false narratives.
I get it. There's reporters locallythat fought for that too. I won't

(36:34):
name names, No, don't.I mean anyway, that guy yesterday that
was on ESPN trying to sell thenarrative that he had been sold that the
Patriots were heavily leaning towards just lockingin at three and staying and taking their
quarterback. Whoever that isn't and hewas saying that he believed it was Drake
May, but he was saying,they're not opposed to trades. But the

(36:58):
vibe at New England's headquarters was thatthey had decided to stay put and draft
a quarterback. Uh yeah, wesee. Yeah. And the beauty of
it all is it's as Corey justsaid, it's all being fed from a
certain person in each organization. Atthree point fifteen, when they went to
the Patriots, they went to salPalantonio in New York, and then they

(37:20):
went to the guy that looks likeDylan Jeff Darlington who's here in Minnesota.
At three point fifteen, salth Palantoniosaid they are the giants are in the
market to move up for a quarterback. An hour later, because somebody probably
in the New York saw that andsaid, do not sell that narrative because
then it we can't just be pigeonholedinto that. He came on an hour
later and said, they're gonna eithermove up, they're gonna move down,

(37:44):
or they're gonna stay. Oh wow, right, so you can't believe it's
all. It's what I like,are the commanders locked in stan Like that's
just where everyone knows they're gonna Yeah, they aren't the commanders and the Bears
are not gonna move two, yeah, three, four, five, and
six are where where the biking shouldlook to watch you guys see the Jaden
Daniels team, though jad and Danielsaccording to what the Athletic told sources that

(38:07):
he has kind of two dream scenariosin terms of the team that he would
want to play for, and oneof them was Kevin O'Connell. Specifically in
the Minnesota, Ike McCarthy said thesame thing, Jeez, what if we
sell out and go up to twobecause every quarterback wants to throw to Justin
Jefferson and join that TJ. Hockinsand except teach him to sling it.
Commanders and Patriots are bad football teams. They don't they know that that could

(38:29):
ruin their career playing for a badteam. Everybody wants to play here.
Can't blame them. Indoors with thatlineup, Martin moyce, you will help
us out. Take it back andthen about an hour from now, the
one billion Vanuel Power Trip Bock Draft, the Power Drim Moony John Draft Day
returns after this on the fan plus. Yeah, man, say Paul's saying

(38:52):
big things happening. I'll tell youall about it. Guys. We can't
wait another second. It's draft day. It is draft. Hey, I
should we pull him up? Ishe calling? He's calling? So about
seven thirty, we're gonna have youknow, Ben Lieber, Greg Swedburg,

(39:15):
Charge Nordo, Sage, King Rosen, We're gonna have everybody to do the
power to draft b G. Alot of these guys know what's going on.
A lot of those guys are draftexperts. They're not our draft expert.
I know. Uh, Barrero haswhat Marty Wexler the third. Yeah,

(39:35):
we got Martin moyst Chew and he'sbeen calling for years. Hi,
Martin, how are you? Oh? Hi? Do you guys hear me?
Yeah? Okay, guys, listen, I ain't got much time.
This is Martin Moist too. I'ma draft NFL expert. I'm supposed to
be talking to Larry Coe, ZachMatherson and Johnny Bones and me Tooss and

(40:01):
Max Fuller about the NFL Draft.Can you hear me, sir? I
am currently on the run from thejail. Man ask what you did to
get in jail. No, youmay not. Is this me Toss?
It's me Toss? Oh sonca hopehe died, sir. Listen, please

(40:27):
meet everybody. Listen. I'm onthe run from the jail. Today is
NFL Draft Day. It's the biggestday of the year. I tried to
get him to give me one dayfurlough. They wouldn't do it, so
Hilarry and I broke out of jail. Larry, Larry, Larry, get
down, get down, No dumbass, don't dance, get down on
the raft. Sorry, guys,if you if I have to go quickly
I'm gonna have to go quickly becausewe are We're only a mile from the

(40:50):
jail, and we got a longway to go to get to New York
for the NFL Draft is happening tonightand we cannot wait, so I can't
spend much time. Did you getthe stuff I emailed to you? No?
But Martin, also, you probablyshouldn't advertise where you curly are and
where you're headed. And Martin,oh, yeah, because nobody knows where
the NFL Draft is. Larry Martin, I hate to break it to you.

(41:13):
The NFL drafts in Detroit. Goddamn, youre dog. He's actually
right now. If you're driving toNew York, you're going the wrong direction.
The draft is in Detroit, Michigan. Are you serious, Larry,

(41:34):
Larry other direction. I got toget this stuff. And because I got
to, I think I know whothe who the Vikings are going to pick.
I got some names or not oneverybody's board, because listen, Martin
moist to I'm NFL draft expert.Not everybody knows. When I know,
I've been doing some research from thebig house. Are you guys ready for
some names? You're doing great andyou're only what happened. You're only a

(42:00):
mile from the jail. Oh mygod, you guys are so clever.
I don't know what to do.Let me tell you. Yeah, I
gotta tell you, guys. Andthis happened to me last time. I
gotta thank you guys, because Ididn't know. Last time, I called
the paratry at Monti Joe, Isaid, man, this is a big
day for me. I was prolife till I talked to those sons of

(42:21):
bitches. All right, hen callback. He's still tight. I think
we just lost Martin. Maybe maybehe had to duck from the law.
While Martin, I hope he's allright. I don't know they tapped his
phone. Yeah, Oh, dogsare chasing Martin. Martin. Gotta be

(42:52):
nice if phones worked, Martin,Martin, are you back? I'm here.
I'm sorry. I think they're onto me, Martin. Yeah,
I think. Hold on, Ithink they're on to us. The doggies
are out here. And let metell you, doggies love balls accident like
Larry Larry. Okay, can youguys hear me? Yeah? Give us

(43:15):
some names. Who are the Vikingsdrafting the night? Let's go? Okay,
but hold on, I gotta betuiet about it is Zach Matherson there,
no, yeah, he put it. He did. Put it on
the system first, put it onthe system. Okay, good way on,
all right, the dog he isgoing on back? Cool? All
right? If you would there shouldbe the number one I labeled number one.
Would you hit it for me?Please? This is a player that

(43:37):
I am sure you've never heard ofthe Vikings got on their draft board.
If they don't, they're flat outdumbasses. There you go, hit it,
Matthew Slater carpets. Did you guys? Did you hear that you and

(43:57):
hockey have the same big voice?Guy? Well, yeah, of course,
I mean everybody uses Larry Johnson horndandel Yeah that's the guy. Yeah,
he's the best voice in America.And he works for cheap I like
he works for I like that.Matthew slaterhole no relation to Matthew Slater formerly.

(44:22):
Hold on, Larry, get down, Larry Verry? Where did your
pants go? I thought that wasthe inspector gadget for a second. Hold
on, be cool, everybody,be cool, Larry, Larry, what
the hell are you eating? Marry? I'm pretty sure it's a human finger.
Where'd you get that, Larry,get down, bitch, won't stop

(44:44):
dancing. Okay, they were clear. You got the second one. Everybody
ready in ye hit its okay?Have you guys heard of cracking? What
position? What position? A properlymilitary? I don't know for sure.

(45:09):
You asked me dumb questions. Idon't know why you're asking questions. I'm
giving you information I do. Yeah. By the way, nice shirt you're
wearing today, there meet Toss.What brand is that? Clarence Clarence very
nice? Hey? Does Martin moysjown NFL draft expert doing great? Okay?

(45:31):
Who's that strange laugh that I hear? I hear a laugh I'm not
familiar with? In prison with you? Wait a minute, is the the
Tommy Olsen? Hi? Martin?Wow? Tommy? You know what they
call you in jail birthday cake becauseeverybody gets a piece. It's real good

(45:58):
to hear from you, Tommy.What are you doing on the radio with
these guys? But what? Larry? What? Yeah? Tommy Olson?
Dam Ben King? What? Okay? Hell on? Larry says to tell
you thanks for punching his stuff.Jesus, I don't know what that means.

(46:23):
Did you guys go to the aquarium. Pay this Martin Moisture, MNFL
graphic expert, your talk to uhCorey LORI lri cove. All right,
so we have two impossibilities, whichis good that I can have two picks
and I but are there other optionsthat pick a leaven? Are you trying
to wash me along? Erect though? I am in a hurry because I

(46:47):
get to get going. Are youready for number three? Yes? Now
take this sumbitch to grandma's house andsee if she quivers number three? Mcle
Tommy want to university? Do youguys? Have you guys not heard of

(47:08):
that name? What position does thatperson play? Martin oh man? Let
me tell you he is a safetyand let me tell you he ain't a
big fan of safety because he's gotnineteen kids and he's only twenty two years
old. Wow, that's right.First, his last name could be Olsen.
Hey, by the way, tuneinto sports and Georges on the Run

(47:29):
podcast. We're gonna film a littlebit later today and record that and it'll
be posted on iHeartRadio World or IHeart Radio Podcast Award. Again. Are
you going on the yacht? Who'stalking to me? Do you want another
or not? Yeah? Let's govery quick, deadling yourself that the dogs

(47:50):
can smell it. Richard Piggie againUniversity. Let's call it what, yeah,

(48:14):
what position? University. He's along snapper, a great players,
A great player likes like to puthis head between his legs, bend over.
You know what I'm talking about.Yeah, that was Martin Moyshawn menfl
draft. I forgot couple more forbut I'm on the run from the police,
so I need to get through this, you guys, Okay, you

(48:34):
that yeah, Martin? All right, hold one, take this one to
the bank, diddle yourself in thebathroom and make it deposit number five.
Jerk Digital University. Let's go,let's go. I'm sorry, I don't
think you heard that one by anythingUniversity Jennial. Great player, great player.

(49:09):
You guys need a free safety anda wide receiver and a center.
He plays all free. Hell ofa player. God Tommy was the center.
Yeah, yeah, well he wasthe center of the room, if
you know what I mean. Ithink I played the dog sport catcher type.

(49:30):
Okay, that's probably true. Itlooked like, Hey, I got
a couple more for you, andI gotta get going because the dogs are
editors. That's just a regular dog. He's cool. Don't worry about Larry.
Put the dog down, Larry,Larry, get your finger out of
there, bitch. I'm sorry,guys, howd on, hold on,

(49:50):
I got two more. You're ready, That's what I wouldn't even try it
for free Trucker Snatch Technical College ofthe University, oprah Winfree Technical again.
I'm sorry you didn't hear it.Yeah, do you want me playing?

(50:14):
Wait a minute, would you liketo play it again? I'm on the
run from the cops. I'm inthe woods right now. I got no
pants on. I've been diddling.I can't tell if you guys want me
to play this for you again?Yeah, I'd love to. Oh,
Tommy, your voice is like sweetNecker on the nipples the freak trucker snatch

(50:37):
the free Technical College of University.What Technical College of University? Yeah,
it's a big place, big place, all right? Alright, this is
Martin Moisture, NFL grab expers supposeto be talking to me, Thomas.
Yeah, you said you have oneleft. This better be the one because
if we don't get a quarterback tonight, I think Viking's hands are going to

(50:59):
be test this better be the nameis well, let me tell you something,
Corey, Yes, sir, letme tell you something. If a
thought ever entered your head, it'dbe a stranger in there. Let me
tell you something. Every time youtalk, you know what, I think
I might be psychic because I'm positiveI'm gonna have no interest in what he

(51:21):
says. Here's the last one.Now, this guy is a quarterback,
and let me tell you something.He's no pounder snatch okay, but he
is a hell of a player.Number seven, the one I think the
Vikings are gonna pick. Take usinto the bank and then wrap it up

(51:43):
in a baby bonnet. Take itoutside the bank, take it the subway,
buy yourself a foot long, shoveit down your throat. Then take
it back to the bank, makea deposit, kiss the lady on the
lips, smell her fingers, andgo home. Martin, you need help.
I need help getting the hell outof these woods. I got bugs
on my phoenix. Those are crowdsagain. Here we go. Are you

(52:12):
guys ready for this? I don'tthink you're ready for this. Camil masturbation
the Worlton College of Armed Pols.We play that again. He's from a

(52:37):
long line of masturbations, great players, every one of them. Okay,
and I know, guys, Iknow it's a weird last name, but
he can't help the name of hisdaddy and mommy gave him. All right,
change the part, all right,Martin, Thanks for your time,
man, good luck. You didn'thear the last one College of Arnold Palmers?

(53:07):
We heard that one, best ofLuck Carden. Oh no, oh
no, Larry Ron Lurry, Ohno, Well, based on what we've
learned over the last almost fifteen minutes, how's the sirens still on? Lurrer's
gone the phone, Larry. Ithink Larry called with another phone line just

(53:31):
so we could have the ambient noise. I think what we've learned tonight is
either pick eleven or pick twenty three, or if the Vikings trade up,
the player that the Vikings draft willhave at some point in their name,
the word hole almost guaranteed whole willbe in that you were I was listening,
Well, I's taking not this issomething else, guys. I don't

(53:52):
even interrupt when he's on because hejust knows so much. Yeah, you
know what, I might have goneto high school to be here. The
juices and Larry and Martin. Theyare losing. I did feel like today
Martin Martin, Yeah, put moreeffort into naming the college the players.

(54:13):
Jamil masturbations, you have run outof names, brilliant. Well, there
wasn't names. I was running outof them. It was time. Ben
Leber joins. In a second,it's draft table. Do what really matters.
We'll talk to the NFL draft andthen of course it's even thirty our
power to lock draft with just basicallyeverybody on the fan that cares about football.

(54:35):
We're back in for this. I'mthe fan fan. They're starting to
arrive now, ladies and gentlemen.Tommy Olsen is here, Ben Lever's here,
Now, the NFL draft experts arehere. It's unbelievable. Good morning,
Benjamin, Ben. Look at thatprep. It's a lot of prep.
You take a lot of time inhere, Ben, Well, I
mean you haven't even like it's justthis is just a folder. By the

(55:00):
thickness. This is just a lotof easy and this is this is just
paper. Yeah you know, ohyeah, it turns out not much,
not much. And then then theseare my notes there you go nice,
you got some stuff that looks good. Oh, Martin's back. Who Yeah,
you're taking any notes from Martin?Yeah? Did you hear mart I
heard a little bit of Martin.I heard the recap from Corey and it

(55:21):
was just perfect. I think ifanybody with the last name Hole, I
think we should be we should bein line to be honest for once in
your damn life. Did you haveany of those names that Martin had because
he is an expert? I actuallyhad a couple. He does a deep
dive. Does he really gets inthe in the cracks? He does?
He does? Yeah, he lookswhere nobody else is willing to look.

(55:42):
Yeah. Oh oh geez uh endCan we end a bit for a second?
Breaking back? Ladies and gentlemen,can I please have your attention.
I've just been handed an urgent andhorrifying news story. According to field Yate
to ESPN, the Vikings and thePatriots are working on a trade. The
Vikings would move up from eleven tothree and select Jamial masturbation from oprah Winfree

(56:06):
Technical College. Wow, I'll tellyou what that. Field Yates is pretty
good too, man, Thanks tothat. Yeah, he's really connected,
probably not as much as Martin,but that's that's some breaking news. Wow,
big Field knew that name big stuff. Well, yeah, he's also
tapped in. He also has donesome prep. He has work ethic like

(56:27):
Benjamin leeber Ben in his draft day. We have a lot of draft to
discuss over the next couple of hours. But what really matters because there's other
stuff going on in sports that's notStrifel draft that's actually a big deal.
Let's do it. Uh, youknow, Rosie. A couple of days
ago, Sauce keeps going, Hey, this would be a nice week for
the Vikings to sign Justin jeffersonto abig deal and just get that locked up.

(56:50):
Let's move on, while the Lionsapparently agreed because they did it with
two of their players to a thetune of a giant contract for both.
The Lions agreed a four year,one hundred and twenty million dollar deal with
wide receiver i'm on Rossaint Brown.So he joins that, what is it
seven or eight guys now that arewide receivers making thirty or more a year.

(57:12):
So one of the highest paid widereceivers now in the league, I'm
on ross Saint Brown of the DetroitLions. UH seventy seven million guaranteed That
is the most ever for a widereceiver in a single contract. Pretty crazy,
right, he's twenty four years old. The other big deal with the
Lions tackle Penny Sewell four years,won twelve, so less money on the

(57:32):
back ends, but more money upfront. He gets eighty five million guarantees.
Yeah, he's twenty three right tackletoo. Wow, man, Yeah,
I'm on raw man. If you'reyou know, if you watch,
if you think, well, youknow, there's only the first round.
He was a fourth round pick,man. Yeah, you can find these
monster players all over the board.Yeah, he's such a good player,

(57:53):
he's a stud. He deserves it. So we're looking at for JJ round
eighty guaranteed. Right, that's notreally no, that's not really shocking.
And I think we all kind ofknew that numbers and we got the money,
so give it to him. Yeah, I would get him. If
they miss on a quarterback today,that news will come out tomorrow morning.
Yeah, you've been saying that.Yeah, if they miss on a quarterback,

(58:14):
that news is and is Corey knowsmy favorite think that JJ wants to
sign that if they miss on aquarterbackiche good point. Oh my, he
just boxed you right up. Howfeel in corners. It's like wearing any
clothing I have. It's a tightfit. Yeah, I ain't type the
truth. Okay, Martin go away. What really matters is this. Nobody

(58:34):
heard that but you. The firstNFL draft was in the year nineteen thirty
six. Mel Kiper was there,No, he was not. Rosie was.
Philadelphia selected Heisman Trophy winner Jay Berwangeras the first overall pick. Unfortunately
never played it down for the Eagles. Became a foam rubber salesman instead.

(58:57):
That was a better option at thetime, at the time of more money.
Yeah, yeah, foam rubber SalesmanangerBurwanger, Yep, what it sounds
rough nineteen thirty six. Yeh,rubber for the war probably was selling it.
Yeah, he may become a millionaireabout it. That's like wonderful life.
He went and Sam Wayne right wentand sold all the plastics. Yeah

(59:19):
right, that's ever put all yourmoney in plastics. Never seen it like
fifurn it off so great. Ilove it so much. Yeah, both
you guys can die. Oh eventhat seems that seems very very or it's
not christ like or Christmas like.But isn't it Christmas? Not not in

(59:40):
April work Man, do you listento Christmas? You don't loll get you
in a good mood. I don'tknow. I listened. I listened to
regular music, and you know thingsthat are is on the radio or you
know podcasts or this show Christmas musiceve impossible to be in a good movie

(01:00:01):
if you're not listening to Christmas.Thank you, I'm with you. You
should play some always more nature's ambient, like I have obviously well easy,
yeah right that it makes a questionlife afterwards, but like during except when
you do it too much and thenyou kind of hate yourself. Yeah right,

(01:00:21):
right, then you've got to goto Canada's first year a brillion.
Thank you for your honest Yeah.The Baltimore Ravens reached a two year extension
with former Gopher wide receiver were ShotBabman. But check this out. So
people were going historic right now.There were a lot of headlines even like
I think bring me the news evensaid like historic contract and I'm like historic,

(01:00:43):
it's a two year extension with wereshod Babeman. How about this for
a stat He's twenty four years old, three seasons now with the Ravens,
ninety three catches, four touchdowns andnot a great start. Right, thirty
or so catches a year for likea third what a touchdown in a third
Right, that's not a lot ofnumbers. He is the first Ravens wide
receiver ever to be drafted in thefirst round by Baltimore and get a second

(01:01:07):
contract. Think about that. WhatYeah, I heard that stat two days
ago. They're going to have onewith the Zay Flowers. Yeah, save
Flowers will get one, but yeah, good for them. But so,
even though it's a two year extension, it's not this maxed kind of contract
that a'm and ross saying Brown tosign with the Lions and the Jeffersons in
the world are going to sign withVikings. But still one of the numbers,
I haven't seen the numbers yet,I guess is they're not very big

(01:01:30):
because his numbers have been garbage.But they like him enough to say we
think he's going to break out.Still, we still think he's going to
get there. Maybe not first roundvalue, but he's a nice, solid,
complimentary piece. Let's keep him aroundfor two years. First Ravens first
round wide receiver to ever signed asecond deal. I guess it's not that
big of a deal because there's onlyprobably a handful of wide receivers they've drafted

(01:01:52):
in the first round. Right,it's it's probably a small number franchise,
right, correct. But still eveneven if they're zero for three or oh
for four, it's so crazy thatthey never had a second contract. There
have something you couldn't do if youwere trying, right, Yeah, let's
drive somebody will never receive. That'sa good point, sauce. Could you
look up the history of the BaltimoreRavens wide receivers? Who have they missed

(01:02:13):
on? Who was the receiver thatwas with Ray Ray? He was like
a tall, lankier receiver. Ifeel like I picture him when like the
Ray Lewis run. Wasn't he supertall lanky like your Ara Ben Michael andre
Ye, Michael andre Yeah, Ravenswide receiver during the big run. Yeah,
he was tall and link Daniel Sanchez? Yeah? Is that maybe my

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favorite line that I were in nineteenninety six they took a wide receiver rs
what's that return specialist? Who cares? What's what's the person's name? Jeremiah
Lewis? Never heard of him?Then? That was a first rounder?
Oh, it's just the first rounder. Well, yeah, okay, let
me all right, let me start. What were you about say, men

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when you were so rudely? Yes, sorry, no, no big deal.
I was just gonna say, it'syeah, the timing's off now,
so it doesn't make any sense.But I was gonna say something along the
lines of, you know, myfavorite line from what Martin said when he
was on as he was running fromthe cops and hiding the woods. Yeah,
you know, go to the bankand smell the teller's fingers. It's

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good advice. Is he trying toget fired? I mean trying to get
caught. I mean, and look, I know I have food issues.
Food freaks me out. It makesme uncomfortable. But the whole idea that
go to subway, eat a footlogging and immediately make out with the bank
teller, that grosses me out.That smart one, lady, Yeah,

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brilliant. Did you find the listof first one round wide receivers? Wind
flowed ja one Marquise Brown in Hollywood. Brown he was a first round pick.
He didn't get one. Oh ifyou go. In twenty twenty two,
they took Hamilton. He's not awide receiver, but he's maybe the
best safety in football. Okay,yeah, cool side, thank you.

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You don't understand the assignment for Perryman. They took twenty fifteen in the first
round. In the first round,he was picked twenty six first rounder.
Uh, he's thrown out of receivernames. I'm looking. This is very

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captivating. Mark Clayton they took uhwith pick twenty two and five. Was
he Oklahoma? Why? Yes?He was? Ben good Way? Good
for Bateman, Yeah, it's great. Travis Taylor they took in two thousand
and seven with the tenth overall pick. Yeah, uh, Florida. That's

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close. That's it. That's it. Uh. Oh jeez, so all
right, so over three year ohfor four. What really matters, though,
is this Redgie Miller's looking good?Oh, Tommy, I've seen him
in person. He is a goodlooking man, Reggie Miller. Yeah,
I saw him in the US.Were there during the playing tournament. He's

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sort of like a Scottie Pippen lookingguy. He's a weird looking dude.
Yes, interesting. Yeah, he'slike six ten Okay, so was George
Mirrason. It doesn't mean he's aten. The first NFL draft had nine
rounds, but grew to thirty tworounds in the nineteen forties, kind of
like baseball, just draft everybody.Yeah, everybody makes it. Everybody gets

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a Blue ribbon. Interesting, thePGA Tour is going to dish out a
whole bunch of money for loyalty.According to reports, the PGA is paying
the top thirty six players seven hundredand fifty million, spreading it out by
no but spreading it out by formula. It includes career success and quote cultural

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popularity, so Tiger gets seven toforty nine of it. Well, so
according to the reports, Tiger's goingto get about one hundred million dollars,
Rory gets about fifty million, Speethand jt are going to get about thirty
million. There's about seventy five millionof the seven to fifty that are targeted
towards notable retired players. But hereis the catch. These are funds been

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that vest over the next eight years, So if at some point in the
next eight years you jump to live, you don't get it. So it's
basically we're going to reward you foryour loyalty, but you have to remain
loyal. So it's kind of likea contract. It's like we're going to
give you a bunch of money,but you got to stick around. You
to sign a contract with the PGABpretty much. Yeah, and there's there's
like four of them that we're leavingfor lib would be worth it, right

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pretty much. If Tiger left,he'd get a billion dollars. If Rory
left, I think the rumor washe'd get like eight fifty, which doesn't
make sense because rom got through fiftyor something, so I don't I didn't
belie those numbers. Anyway. Goingforward, the PGA says they planned a
reward players with about one hundred milliona year. Only way to compete is
it is funny though that you knowyou can do the best thing that ever

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happened to the PGA Tour is liveshowing up because all of a sudden,
the PGA is like, hey,I guess we have hundreds of millions of
dollars in the player. What dothey were you keeping all this money?
I don't have a monopoly anymore,right, So it's man, if you're
the PGA Tour players, you're going, Man, you had all this cash
just sitting on it and giving usa couple hundred thousand dollars for first when
you could have been paying US fivemillion for first they the hell just happened.

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The funny part about the PGA isthey really don't have any competition.
Nobody watches Live. It's not likeyou go, yeah, the PGA Tour
is playing the you know yetty tournament, and you're like, oh, but
Live is playing their major. You'renot gonna watch it anybody else. I'm
going to Live, right, No, Gorg does every once in a while.

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It just when does the season start? I have no I don't even
know where to find it. Itmight be YouTube. I don't know.
I've never watched a second of Live. No. They it's they've all gotten
paid. They just but that's butthat's the US. Is anybody watching it
around the world? I mean,this is supposed to be a global phenomenon,
right, do we know what thenumbers are for viewership around the world.

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I hope the Saudi Arabians are lovingtheir Live Tour. I mean,
I have no idea. I haveno idea. Supposedly it says on the
March first through third little tournament theyhad there was two point two five million
viewers. That's not bad at allcompared to what we were just saying.
They give a guy like Nick Faldo. Those are also according to Live Oh

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he's part of it. Think ofthis. I got a little hot take
a nineties star in the PGA.I think I'll pissed off you are now
that these guys are making hundreds ofmillions a day. I think that's any
sport. Yeah, true, that'sany sport. Yeah. Yeah, there's
a few former vikings that that's likeall they talk about too. Think of
how much money you would have madeit at the U be in the starting
center in the NIL era. Ohmy, I just I was talking about

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this. I went to alumni thingabout like what NIL like was created for,
like what it really like, thetrue like what it is supposed to
be. I think I would haveloved that, Like I'll go take a
selfie at Barney's but I have athousand dollars tab. Yeah yeah, you
know, and just buy out thebar, Like that'd be sick. You
wouldn't have a dollar in the bankaccount. Yeah, oh my god,

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you're all just be credit. Solike the market value for like a starting
old lineman and the big ten islike twenty five thousand dollars, Like that's
the standard market. And I cantell you're not guessing you've looked that up
at I've talked to like the guys. Yeah, that's factual. Yeah.
Could you imagine if in college,if schmol and I had fifty grand between
the two of us, you'd bedead. We'd be straight and making So

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there's one weekend and then I don'tknow if you'd be straight and ba crazy.
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