Someone on Instagram is claiming to be Bobby's Communications Manager. Find out how they are trying to scam people and if Bobby even knows who this person is. Plus, Lunchbox secretly recorded Eddie doing something at work, and he brings the proof to spill the tea on him. Hear what it is and how Eddie defends himself. Mailbag: A listener needs advice on how to handle her relationship with her husband during hunting season because it always leads to arguments between them. He’s always staying out for too long and late at night without giving her any updates. She wants to know if she has a right to be angry at his lack of consideration and advice to keep a healthy marriage during hunting season. We share our thoughts!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Come on Alaska. Welcome Monday show. We are here. We
are ready first with a little something going on in
his life. Welcome our video producer producer. Ready here. He
(00:21):
is something sitting on the couch and my son comes
up to me. He's like, Dan, you know that song? Uh,
I need something you proof? I need something to you?
He goes, what's that song about? And I'm not thinking
I'm watching basketball. I'm like, oh, well, see his son.
You know, like whiskey has a don't it don't say?
Ask Kim what lunch box? Lunch box? Do you know
(00:44):
what you proof means? I don't know if I ever
heard the song man listen to this. You've heard this song.
It's oh yeah, I know what it is. It's like
he wants some alcohol that won't make him call this chick.
Yeah right, it's that way. He didn't go back to her.
I guess basically play on words with like eighty proof,
(01:05):
but you proof to keep me from going back to
I think it lunchboxes better than you do. What do
you mean? No, you proof because she's hurt him. Yeah,
you proof, and he keeps going back so he's drinking,
keep right. But the play on words, it makes him
like not think about her. Okay. See, this is why
I told my son I don't know okay, good yeah,
because he's like, what does that mean that? And I
(01:25):
was really about to go into the whole. Well, whiskey
has eighty proof. Whiskey there's ninety proof. Man. Sometimes you
get a room it's one hundred and five proof. But
then my wife's like just writing it down. My wife said,
don't talk to him about that, so I stopped talking. Yeah,
you proof. It's a play on words of something to keep, like,
it's the alcohol person unlike you. I that's something that's
keeping me from you, away from you, and the proof
(01:46):
is the alcohol. But it's like I need something because
of you. I need something you proof. Yeah, So would
you how would you explain that to a nine year
old like that? I would say it's about given to others, oh, volunteering, Yeah,
giving back and doing working good your parents and being
a good kid. All right, Well, okay, next the guy
(02:07):
who knew it quickly. First he claimed you never heard
the song, then he knew it. So that's lunchbox there. Yes,
today is the day the USA takes the field for
the World Cup and cutterr Qatar, whatever you want to
call it, one o'clock Central Time. So listen, all you
bosses out there, you need to stop the work day
at light twelve thirty and let your office walk watch it.
Send them home, send them to the bar. This is
(02:29):
a time for the United States of America to come
together and cheer on our men's national team today as
the World Cup begins for US and we're gonna march
to the championship and it all starts to day. We
need you and you and you and you to watch.
Don't be that lame office that makes them work. I
don't think a whole lot of Americans at work, normal
jobs listening to the show care that much about soccer.
(02:52):
I'm interested ish it's USA. It doesn't matter that soccer.
It's the United States of America. You and I'll root,
especially if they win and can move on. But I
don't think it's not. Yeah, Ncuba a march madness and
they don't even let offices out for that. Yeah yeah,
because that's just individual schools. This is US is a
country back in the Olympics. We don't let people out
(03:13):
for that. I was just thing sports that we know,
so I get it. Also I am mildly excited. We
just never do well in soccer, so I'll be excited.
Don't get that best? Oh my goodness, have we ever
won the World Cup? No? No, no, so we're probably
not gonna win, Like we're basically on the red Solo Cup. Yeah.
Other than that, we're cupped out, all right, next Amy,
(03:35):
what's up here? She is? So? I had an interesting
encounter with a young man. He's probably twenty, mid twenties
or something, and I was with my daughter, who's fifteen,
and he was definitely checking her out. And I turned
and looked back at him and said, she's only sixteen,
showed him, how do you know she was checking herup?
(03:55):
He was checking her out? Do you know he was
in his twenties. I'm splculating what happened. I don't because
because personally he might be older, and I don't want
that to be the case, because then I would have.
I was ready to be like, if you keep looking
at her, I will do something to you. But she
is getting older and growing and just some people are creepy.
(04:17):
So I just was like, very in your head, no, no,
I said, I turned back. I said, she's fifteen, And
what did he say perfect. No, he just like You're like, okay,
we're gonna No, we just kept walking. She doesn't even
know I said that to him, like I said it
under my bread. Yeah, because she would be mortified if
you're walking right aside her and you go she's fifteen.
(04:38):
She was no. She I looked back and I said,
they give built yourself up a little bit on this one. No, no,
I said. She just mouthed it. And then I'm like,
I'm behind her hand teen and here I'm gonna do
something to you. And he goes almost punched him in
the face. No, he didn't heard. I did feel like
I was about to punch it. It's a good story.
(04:59):
I like it though, But yeah, you're right. I guess
it's hard with your daughter getting older. Yeah, because they
are adult clothes. Oh my gosh, I'm gonna get me
started on these kids and their clothes. Yeah. I won't
because I don't. I don't feel comple talking about girls.
Ray Ahead from Mountain Pine, Arkansas. He once had an
issue with a fox, and he once bought a storage
(05:20):
locker with lunch box Bobby bones. So where's the money there? Ah,
we still got the money? What what in our account.
It's in our business account. What account? You set up
a whole new account that I didn't know about. Yeah,
this is not what this is about. This game. I
got a baby. Did you sell those second shoes? Yeah?
And we got a couple more we're about to put
up because it's Christmas time. I wanted to wait, and Saul,
(05:41):
we profited, like, well, we paid two hundred something for
the lockers, so we've profited one hundred and eighty dollars.
We're profit right now, we're over, we've already we're already
in the black. Yeah. Okay, So and then we have
two other pair of shoes together. Yeah, and we got
some nice ones. I don't even know, some brand that
I never even heard of them. Let's just go and
sell them. And and this is taking ten years, I know,
but I slow roll out, to slow roll out. We're
not came out waiting for Christmas because people will probably
(06:04):
came here. Yes, okay, now let's roll them out. We
get him up there, Okay, Yeah, that's the deal. I
paid for it. You handle it, but you're not handling it. No, No,
I'm handling it anyway. Let me do my thing real quick.
If you I'll be I'll be five seconds out. Get
on TikTok and go look up iPhone hacks. You'll take
the stuff that your iPhone can do that you never
knew it really thousands. There's so many good videos about things.
They're like, hey, probably didn't know you can do this
(06:25):
on a screenshot. How to sign a signature on a contract.
How to uh if someone sent you a doctor if
there's so many iPhone hacks, not if you hack in
the phone, but if just things that are built into
the iPhone that he had no idea. I learned a
lot of how to do signatures on stuff just from
looking at it. I also instead at Google. Sometimes I
go to TikTok and it's very it's there's some valuable
stuff there, like you know what you're looking for. But
(06:46):
do the iPhone thing, all right? Also do the thing
where you put list our shoes and we get our money. Yeah,
that's a dollar from that's on eBay. Okay, let's go.
It's time to open up the mailbag. Get something. Hello,
Bobby Bones. It's hunting season and I hate it because
(07:07):
it always leads to arguments with my husband. To be honest,
I really have no issue at all of them going hunting,
but it never fails every year that we fight. I'm
angry with him now because he shot his deer at
twelve in the afternoon and it's eight nineteen pm. He's
not home. We have three kids, fourteen, nine and two,
and he doesn't even text me to let me know
not to worry. I have no idea if he's out
(07:29):
in a cold or if he shot the deer, or
what's happened. Do I have the right to be angry
at his lack of consideration? Any advice on staying sane
and keeping a healthy marriage during hunting season? Signed, Dear
God help me now? This hunting can be interchanged with softball,
Oh yeah, golf, hunting, video gaming, football, Yeah, video gaming.
(07:52):
You're home though, that would be the difference. So, yeah,
this happens, and this happens with me a bit too,
where I just sometimes forget that I have a home
I live in, and I just if I have a
day off, I'll just go and play golf and never
even and my phone. I'll throw it in the golf
cart and everyone look at it, which is rare for me.
(08:12):
But I do this too, and I'm trying to get
better at it. So you have no issue with him
being gone. Your issue is just with him not reaching
out to you saying that I'm okay. That seems like
an easy thing to get through. I think the harder one.
I was like, hey, don't want you to be hunting
so much. Yeah, that's that's that's where the big fights come. Yea.
So here's what I say, do fight about that and
then back up into Okay, you can hunt as much
(08:34):
as you want, but you have to call and let
me know. I mean, if you want the real practical reason,
not the healthiest way to do it, If you really
want to get something crap done, this is what you do.
You go to him. You go, hey, we'll call him.
I don't know, Clint. You go, hey, Clint Man, you're
hunting alive. Yeah, maybe a tiny season. It's it's contin
you know, it's gone season modern gun. Yeah, but you
(08:56):
also want muslod hunting. You're also like, you're just hunting
all the time, birds dear, like we have three kids,
and he's like, but you know what's honey, I get it, honey,
but it's it just seems like it's a little too much,
like you're gone a little too much. Can we cut
some of the time that you're in the woods off?
And he's gonna get a little upset. Now you're playing
a game. He's gonna start playing checkers, but you you're
(09:18):
playing chess up here, up here on the upper than nagging.
And he's like, you know, I've await all year for
deer season. I don't even like turkey hunting that much.
I mean, yeah, we go duck hunting a little bit,
but that's just all the guys can get together so
we can hang out. But you know, I wait all
year to go deer hunting. This is very important to me. Well,
it's just a little too much. Oh wait, so you're
having a fake and act like you're really mad. Yeah, okay,
(09:40):
huff and puff if you have some puffs, it's gonna
be allo uncomfortable. Okay, you let him go. You can
give it an hour, you can give it a whole
night's sleep if you want. I don't recommend that part.
Then you go back and go look, honey, he says
you this, Hey, honey, i'd be the girl. Now, honey,
I'm sorry. You know, I know you love hunting. I
don't I can't do this. My voice is gonna go away.
You said, you know what, Okay, you don't have to
(10:01):
hunt any less, but I'll make a deal. I won't
bust you won't bust your chops be hunting less if
you'll just text me three times during your trip. So
forget that. I said that. Let's reach a compromise that
you will reach out to me a few times during
your trip every few hours. That way, I want you
to hunt less, but you don't want to hunt less,
so just reach out to me, let me know you're okay,
and that's where we meet in the middle. Okay, okay, honey,
(10:24):
Oh you win. I'll do that the end. And you
got your whole thing done here, but it's only because
you asked for way more than you actually wanted. And
he's settled there and he's a dumb dun. I won't
even know what you're doing now. Is that the healthiest?
And what relationship experts will tell you? No, But you
actually want to get crap done? Yeah, and it's uncomfortable
at first, be like you hunt less? No? Yes, no, yes, no, okay, fine,
(10:45):
I'll give you one. You can hut, you can hunt
the same amount, but just reach out to me. Okay, fine,
good compromise. That's it. That's that's all fixed. You welcome.
I can't tell you what my mom did. Yeah, so
my dad would go hunting every weekend with the boys,
and then she got upset and she told him, hey,
I want to start going with you. Oh oh no
he did. Oh no, it's just the boys. You know what,
(11:08):
I'll just stay home. It's fine. So he stayed home.
He didn't go hunting for the rest of the season. Yeah, what,
I don't think that's gonna happen. It was a bluff.
I think my mom totally bluff. She didn't want to
go hunt. You, total bluff. I wish my wife would
be like, I'll go play golf. Yes, let's go every day. Yeah,
twice a day. Let's go in the morning, end night.
(11:29):
I'll go right to the show. But she's not gonna
say that. Yeah. So, if you want to have health World,
I should be communicate effectively. You say this is why
it's bothering me. But if you want to get Crapp done,
you say no more hunting, and then you fall back
and compromise on what you really wanted to begin with.
That's it. That's the end, which problem solved? Hit me up?
Which problem solved quickly effectively? But difficulty hit me up
double times? What what method do you use in your
(11:49):
own relationship? I just do whatever she says. Okay, that's it.
We've got your That was about the cloth. This is
a voicemail we got last night from Janice. I listen
to your show, and I have someone's dam me fan
that her name is Teresa Decker and that she was
(12:10):
a communic casing manager for you. I just wonder if
she's true or if she just a big fat psycher. Thanks?
Who else saw this? I mean, because someone saw this? Mike,
was it you? Send me the Teresa Decker Instagram page. So, Teresa,
the name is Teresa dot Decker ninety one, and she
says that she is a communications director for me. Ignore
(12:31):
anyone except her. I don't know who this is. It's
a scam scam alert. Wow, Wow, that's crazy. There is
no communications Decker either. Here's the only people that will
reach out to you from me, me or somebody with
a blue check mark, or somebody I follow. That's the
(12:53):
thing too. If you're like, I don't know, it seems
like it could just see if I follow them yeah,
because truly, if Teresa dot Decker was in charge of you,
you'd follow her. I just look, Oh, I'm just kidding,
but that's probably not I don't have a communications director.
I'm not the president weird man. Yeah, like Morgan number
one may reach out at times if we're trying to
give people prizes, that's not Teresa. She also has a
blue check mark by her name and has worked on
(13:14):
the show, and you follow her, Yes, Teresa Docker. I
don't know she is. Don't give any money to her.
Dang raca Docker has zero posts, just says communications director.
I mean she looks friendly. Maybe maybe she should be
my communicate. I don't even have that on her. Is
that on her profile that she's the communications director for you?
Let me see a resume. Maybe I'll bring her on
as my communications director. Maybe she's good. I don't even
know what that is. Actually, yeah, it says communications manager
(13:37):
for at mister Bobby Bones. Ignore anyone who ads you
to hang out some emails, et cetera. Thank you all,
and they're trying to get money from people. Don't believe it.
That's a scammel or scam alert, scam alert, scambler. There
was another scam alert. I wanted to talk about here
for a second, is the company will do things where
they trying to trick people into falling for links just
(13:57):
to see if you're dumb enough to do it so
they can lecture you who fell for another link Lunchbox.
Oh no, these nerds like I don't fall for any scams,
and we don't ever get there's no spam that gets
through our work email. So I don't understand why they
keep doing it because they send it and they said
it was a note saying, hey, your time off has
(14:19):
been rejected or rescinded because you are out of days off.
And I'm like, and that's a good one to send
to people. Oh yeah, especially lunchboxes here, and he still
takes a day off. I'm like, I didn't even request
time off, so someone must have hacked my time off.
And I'm like, so I click on the link and
I start filling out the stuff and then four days
later filling out the stuff like personal stuff. Yeah you wait,
(14:44):
hold on, so let me ask you in the subject line,
did it say external in all caps? That's what they
keep saying, open anything that says external, because if if
anything is external, you know where it goes spam. No,
not in mind, No, not in mine either, well mine,
well I say that avote mine exactly. But this because
it's iHeartMedia dot Com. I'm like, well that's us. But
your says it said it came from iHeartMedia dot com. Yes, yeah,
(15:06):
oh they do that, and that's what I'm saying. So
what are they doing? Like it's just stupid, Like so
I can't click on this? Is so I fall for
their emails quite a bit. But then how did they
get to you and go, hey you fell for it? No?
They send an email later and say hey we send
the bait. Did you fall for it? You did? And
I'm like, yeah I did, okay, but you send it
from iHeartMedia dot com and you tell me your request,
(15:28):
say exceeds vacation balance. I'm like, well I didn't even
request time off. Okay, that's the first little flag. Well
that's what I'm saying. Idea is it say I heeartmedia
dot com? Though, like it's actually from I heartmedia dot
ya hr iHeart the account is time off at iHeartMedia
dot com. I know I say it. If they do
(15:49):
keep saying don't click anything external, Okay, it doesn't say external.
It does not say no nowhere. No, it really doesn't.
And that's what I'm saying. So these nerds are like, no,
this is good, but the company does this. Yeah, but
also weird are never going to click anything that really
is bad for me? Then I mean like, yeah, it's good.
The next thing, you know, he when he really is
out of time and he needs to like somebody tells
(16:13):
Scuba and then Scuba tells you, hey, have you checked
your email? Your time? Stuff's messed up. That's really how
they get to us, not these emails. Why does he
keep falling for this? Do what I do? Don't even
open a single email. It's time for the good news.
Leanne Fan, a fourteen year old in San Diego, is
named the grand prize winner of this year's Young Scientist Challenge.
(16:36):
It's a middle school competition. She developed fence and Headphones.
It's a low cost headphone device that uses machine learning
and blue light therapy to detect and treat ear infections
and kids, potentially preventing up to sixty percent of hearing
loss in children. So she's about to be a high
school freshman and she invented this. Wow. She won twenty
five thousand dollars. And this is her talking about how
(16:59):
her invention works. My project is fins and headphones detecting
and treating mid ear infections using machine learning and phototherapy.
My solution to this meteor infection problem is to create
a low cost device I can both detect and treat
a meteor infection, and to make this device easy for
children to wear, so you can listen to music while
treating your ear infection. And so some of these kids
(17:20):
don't even know how to describe their ears hurt, but
this is able to see that. Again, that's how it
stops the hearing loss in young kids. But again, she
invented this at fourteen years old. That's wild. Once lunch
lunchbox inventites and pants, yeah, but they were invented ten
years earlier. We found out later. I was in fifth
grade and they had invent America, and I invented tearaway
pants where because you go to school and you're cold
in the morning, and then right recess time you get hot,
(17:42):
so you want shorts. So I invented where they tear
away at their knees. And they told me it was
a dumb idea, And what do you know, they're all
up for still everywhere. Now, well we look back at
when they were actually patented. It was ten years prior
to being a fifth grade, so they had already been invented.
So I think they were going, hey, guy, we already
have it. That's what we think now. But good. Yeah,
so I relate to this girl. Idn't been at a
car when I was seventeen. Oh really, yeah, what if
(18:04):
you get in something that's got wheels on it, push
a pedal. They're like, I already done that, and they
said you're an idiot. I was like, oh, except there
already was a car. I mean Michael Cox, who was
the one that won the school one at Read Elementary,
he invented a cupholder for a car. There were already cupholders,
There were already chairway pants. But but I wonder what
the cupholder hot was different? It had to be different.
(18:24):
I mean he didn't go on, he didn go on
to go to Rice and all. He's really smart. But
I mean, yeah, I was like, come on, man, couples
crushing it, man, that's what it's all about. A good
job by her was tell me something good. Recently, we
talked about a woman who had taken her dog who
had died, and she had made it into a rug
like a bear skin rug. And you actually saw the
(18:44):
pause of the dog and the head of the dog
is weird, very weird. Is so not illegal. I guess
you can have a bear because even the dog's head
didn't even look right. It was definitely dead. It was
definitely dead. It's weird. So this is an America. She
made a dog skin rug out of the dog that
(19:05):
she loves so much. So Lunchbox wanted to see if
this could really be done. So what'd you do? I
called a taxidermist and you just went right for it.
And I just started describing the animal and to see
if they would do it. And when I got to
the dog part, like would they be freaked out? They
be like, that's disgusting. I just want to see if
someone would would really do this. What state was this?
(19:27):
That's in the South. You always messed with Florida. Well,
we had a taxidermists living near US in Arkansas, and
so we got a lot of deals. We were there
a lot. I don't want to implicate anybody, but let's
just say south Okay, south of US Okay, all right,
here is lunchbox calling taxidermist. Hello, yes, man, I was
just calling to see I know you guys do stuffing
(19:48):
there at your taxidermy, but I was wondering if you
also do rugs. Are you're you're talking like a hide? Right?
Like do the like just yeah? Like like like the skin? Yes,
exactly what I'm talking about. Depends on man animals, the side,
you know, the you know some some hide is harder
to work with than others. Yeah, what he got, it's
about seventy five pounds. He's a really good boy, so
(20:10):
it'll be easy to work with. Like, he won't give
you any problems. He's very friendly, he's used to being
around people. And yeah, are you talking about a dog
we lost? We lost Fluffy last night. Kennelkoff got him
and took him down and and the dog always, you know,
lays by my feet and it was so soft and
so friendly. So I just want to have her forever.
(20:31):
So every day when I get out of bed, I
want to be able to rub my feet on Fluffy.
Oh okay, that's that's a little out of the norm.
I mean, I was hoping you could keep Fluffy's tail
on there, because her tail would always wag and smack me,
and I was like, oh, there's Fluffy's tail. I mean,
are you mentally prepared to deal with, you know, seeing
essentially a deflated member of your family laying on your
(20:52):
laying on your living room floor. Yeah, I mean Fluffy
just I mean, he's a part of the family. I mean,
if that's that's really what you want, we could we
can make that happen. It smells really bad. So I
will bring her by tomorrow around three. It'll be fluffy
me and I really appreciate it. We'll see tomorrow. Oh oh, okay,
(21:12):
you know, I gotta say I applaud this guy because
he wasn't going, yeah, bring a bib, will make a
little cash call today He said, hey, are you showing
handle like a family member like this? He was giving
you every reason to think about it more before you
get it in. But the fact that he would really
do a dog is crazy. Just wanting a dog, it's crazy.
You're crying, good, Fluffy tail. Do we think all tax
(21:34):
and armists would do this? I think so. I think
stuff a dog though, stuff a dog? What's the difference.
I guess that right, I'm bobcat, A dog A deer
or whatever. I mean. It's so crazy, crazy, so weird.
It's time to spill the tea. Let's spill the tea.
The person that's spilling the tea today is lunchbox. Oh guys,
(21:57):
let me tell you. I know you've been thirsty, been
waiting all weekend for that tea. When you spell it,
we don't get to drink. It's on the floor. You
always say thirsty, but we spell it. It's on the floor. Sorry,
wasted table. All right, guys? What is the number one
complaint from Eddie all the time? What is the complaint?
Too much work? Oh? Yeah, Amy, What what else does
(22:18):
he say about work? He's here working all the time
because he's tell her to say it feels like a script.
I no, am Eddie's number one complaint? All right? Right,
he's always here till three o'clock because he's swamped. He
just doesn't even have time to finish all his work
because there's so much on his plate. Eddie the hard worker.
(22:41):
That's weird because I'm in the other room the other
day trying to record some spots and mister hard workers
at it again. I walk out and Eddie, I didn't
know this, but part of his hard work is he's
a bandleader. Here at work. He gets a couple of
guys another studio and they get together and they sing
songs and Eddie plays a guitar and he's all right,
now your turn. Do they do like kumbaya? Yeah? So
(23:01):
he's the band leader. Here you go, here's some here's
some little music from their last session. What do you
(23:23):
see here? Yeah? What's this? I mean? This is any
playing the guitar, Pitts and Kevin on the vocals, Like
they're like audio guys. Yeah, and they're just sitting there jamming.
And they sitting there for thirty minutes, jamming out to
different cover songs. And I'm like, so, what are you saying?
I don't think that he's that busy guys, the hard worker.
It's so swamped. But he's got bad practice going on.
(23:43):
It's not practice, what is it? Oh, it's just time
for us to release a little bit Like this is
as soon as we're done working here, everyone kind of leaves,
but we stay late and that's our break to get
go to the kitchen, reheat some food, eat a little bit,
talk a little bit. You think they did music for
thirty minutes? Oh, yeah, that was the only song we
(24:03):
were you waiting on him for something. I was commercials
and you I was working and you can hear it
coming tophone and I was like, Okay, thought you no. No,
I thought you're waiting to record like something with him. No.
So that I'm like, I gotta go see what's going on.
Oh it's Eddie and Kevin and Pitts having a little
band practice. Mister hard worker is so busy. I'm here
(24:25):
adult three o'clock, guys. I don't know if I'm we're
gonna get my work done. But hold on, take it
from the top, guys. Break That's what I'm saying. I
don't know where I fall on this one, guys. And
it's like, don't offices do this like where they're like, oh,
(24:46):
let's do uh employee bonding, you know where they do
stuff together. This is like our little bonding Afterwards. It's
only about five minutes, Max. We did that one song
and that was it. And you know what, I'm upset
because he recorded me without my acknowledgement knowledge whatever, yes,
my knowledge, We're done, my knowledge and he gets upset.
(25:08):
What I tell you, this is my favorite part now
that these two record each other all the time, Eddie records,
Lunchbox is secretly talking to customer service. Lunchbox records Eddie.
I don't know what. Eddie was just hanging out with
my boy and a couple of days and ago we
complained about all the work he has and we can
just play this clip over and over again. You Tube
better watch. Hey, wash your backs, wash your backs, because
you both are looking out to really get each other
(25:28):
on the air. I'm here for you, Eddie. I don't
know what to say. I mean, dude's the one song man.
If that's what it is, that's what it is. You
promise you already said. It's like the kitchen, get something
to eat, talking, then singing for a little lunch break.
It's three and we already had. It doesn't matter, thank you.
Lunchbox spills the tea. That's a good one. That the
tea there. That was so much tea you could drink
(25:49):
it off the ground. So that was a good This
is Jeff from Colorado. Hey, my anniversary is coming out
next week and I was hoping you could like read
a whole one or me for my wife or kent anniversary.
She is a teacher and I am a veteran. I
have sent a few messages, a couple of emails, and
I'm really hoping you can hook me up, because if not,
(26:12):
I'm gonna have to create a TikTok and I really
don't want to do that. All right, thanks, no problem.
We get his number calling back out of the poem
and give you one right now, Hickory Dickory dock. Oh
not that one one, Hey, not that one, no, Andrew No, okay, yeah, yeah,
we'll get him on. I don't know if he even
wants it on the air, but I'll record a form video.
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Well Marcus is present, right like Cammy, I'll be ten
thousand dollars, but still, I'll do it. Now. I got you,
I got you, I got you. You's Amy's pile of stories.
I have some tips on how to stay safe while
you're shopping online this holiday season. Need these, yeah, because
all kinds of scammers out there, that's for sure. First
of all, be passwords smart. So you might be logging
(26:56):
onto a lot of sites were like, hey, you want
to create an account, and you're like, oh, sure, no problem.
Don't be tempted to just recycle the same password over
and over again. Make sure it's unique to each site. Dang,
I use Cowboy sixty nine. You just told everyone got
you sixty eight for now one. Yeah, make sure that
it's like dot com or dot net. Any of the
(27:17):
other dots could be sus or dot dot org. I mean,
if you're shopping, are you shopping at dot govern good
trying to buy other countries? Governments don't overshare online, Like
if you're posting things, even on social media, they're checking
everywhere to cross reference things, and so someone might be
stalking you there. Avoid public WiFi, that's a dangerous one.
(27:39):
And then watch your back. Anytime you bust out your
credit card in public, say you are doing some shopping
at a coffee shop or on an airplane or something.
You get out your credit card, people are writing it down.
This is what I would do. I'd pull it out
and I'd stand up quickly and turn around and going,
who's looking? I'm watching? You all watching? And then buy
your thing. Yeah, just get LifeLock. But then still do
(27:59):
all that. Yes, yes, yes, we speaking of airplanes. I
want to remind everyone of the TSA rules for packing
Thanksgiving foods. Like, if you're traveling somewhere, maybe you want
to take it, or you've got left over. Hey, maybe
you've got your famous you know, gravy or cranberry recipe
or something and you want to make it at home
and then you're flying. Swear to you, it looks like
(28:23):
a switchblade. No, well, actually yams for sure, the chunky ones,
like the chunks you could travel with, because that's a
baked good that you can carry on an airplane. But
the mushy ones, I don't know if that'll fly because
it's technically liquid. Oh well, you freeze it then probably,
and then try to get through pot melons. Oh good idea,
cranberry sauce, gravy, preserves, jams, jellies, wine, champagne, all that stuff.
Just like, huh. If you don't fly often, you might
(28:45):
not remember that these are the rules. So Dolly Pardon
did something with People magazine that is super cool and
it's like the one last thing answers like where they
asked her the last moment you had of nostalgia, and
that was her finding a picture of her and her
husband on their honeymoon and Florida back in the day
and she was in a little polka dot bikini. Her
latest fashion disaster was when she went to a big
(29:07):
formal dress up dinner and she got there and it
wasn't formal. Oh that's funny. Yeah, yeah, she said She's
used to being overdressed, but at this point it was
a little out of control. The last time she was late,
she said she hates being late for any reason, but
she was working on a Christmas movie and she got
a flat tire on the way there, so she was
late because of that. She did call to give a
heads up though. The last time she was star struck
(29:29):
was when she was talking to Elton John and Mick Jagger.
And then her last indulgence. Potatoes are her weakness, but
cheesecake is definitely her latest. And I love cheesecake and
have it for breakfast. Yeah, what's your latest breakfast indulgence? Indulgence? Yeah?
What would be? I mean, it could even be a purchase.
(29:50):
Would you have for breakfast? Like a shoes this morning?
There's a cereal that I eat now because I have
a bunch of sugar in it called three Wishes? Do
you guys have that at all? No magic spoon? Yeah,
but it's a little less sugar like magic spoon to
magic is pretty expensive and it's like two balls when
you're done, but three wishes, that's right ahead for breakfast,
(30:10):
but indulgence. Well, maybe this one'll be easier. What's the
last time you relate? We got to reach that. I'm
gonna answer for any of them. I mean, the fashion
disaster one's pretty easy because sometimes I'll wear if at
their navy or black like socks, I'll wear wrong color
socks because they all like the same color. To me,
that's not a disaster. But my color blindness is always
(30:30):
hindering that. But that's good. It's good to know about
Dolly like I feel like I know are a little bit.
She don't like to be late. Hey, the grades, don't
you know? I'm saying, Amy, that's my pile. That was
Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news.
So a bush driver has been driving a Metropolitan Atlanta
(30:52):
rapid transit bus for fifty years, so they decided to
surprise him by putting his face on the side of
the bus. Oh that's funny, Yeah, just to thank him
for his service all. But I hope he got more
than that for fifty years. I hope that wasn't like
the big gift. It's estimated that he's carried two point
eight million passengers over the years. And here's a clip
(31:14):
of co workers talking about him. He comes in here,
he never complained. He comes in day out. He trains
some new people. He's been a great teacher to me
since I came in Moto Fat. He was just so
put together and in command and control of that bus.
I love that you got his face on it. But
maybe a thousand bucks for every year. Maybe give him
(31:34):
fifty thousand dollars for fifty years. See that's legit. Yeah,
that's really nice. And then after he's like wow, then
you drive the bus up and he's like, and my face. Yeah,
not just the face, just the face. I do love
the face. Maybe they have something big plan too. That's
a good story. Good for him. Fifty years of doing
anything that's crazy. That's what it's all about. That was
tell me something good.
Come on Alaska. Welcome Monday show. We are here. We
are ready first with a little something going on in
his life. Welcome our video producer producer. Ready here. He
(00:21):
is something sitting on the couch and my son comes
up to me. He's like, Dan, you know that song? Uh,
I need something you proof? I need something to you?
He goes, what's that song about? And I'm not thinking
I'm watching basketball. I'm like, oh, well, see his son.
You know, like whiskey has a don't it don't say?
Ask Kim what lunch box? Lunch box? Do you know
(00:44):
what you proof means? I don't know if I ever
heard the song man listen to this. You've heard this song.
It's oh yeah, I know what it is. It's like
he wants some alcohol that won't make him call this chick.
Yeah right, it's that way. He didn't go back to her.
I guess basically play on words with like eighty proof,
(01:05):
but you proof to keep me from going back to
I think it lunchboxes better than you do. What do
you mean? No, you proof because she's hurt him. Yeah,
you proof, and he keeps going back so he's drinking,
keep right. But the play on words, it makes him
like not think about her. Okay. See, this is why
I told my son I don't know okay, good yeah,
because he's like, what does that mean that? And I
(01:25):
was really about to go into the whole. Well, whiskey
has eighty proof. Whiskey there's ninety proof. Man. Sometimes you
get a room it's one hundred and five proof. But
then my wife's like just writing it down. My wife said,
don't talk to him about that, so I stopped talking. Yeah,
you proof. It's a play on words of something to keep, like,
it's the alcohol person unlike you. I that's something that's
keeping me from you, away from you, and the proof
(01:46):
is the alcohol. But it's like I need something because
of you. I need something you proof. Yeah, So would
you how would you explain that to a nine year
old like that? I would say it's about given to others, oh, volunteering, Yeah,
giving back and doing working good your parents and being
a good kid. All right, Well, okay, next the guy
(02:07):
who knew it quickly. First he claimed you never heard
the song, then he knew it. So that's lunchbox there. Yes,
today is the day the USA takes the field for
the World Cup and cutterr Qatar, whatever you want to
call it, one o'clock Central Time. So listen, all you
bosses out there, you need to stop the work day
at light twelve thirty and let your office walk watch it.
Send them home, send them to the bar. This is
(02:29):
a time for the United States of America to come
together and cheer on our men's national team today as
the World Cup begins for US and we're gonna march
to the championship and it all starts to day. We
need you and you and you and you to watch.
Don't be that lame office that makes them work. I
don't think a whole lot of Americans at work, normal
jobs listening to the show care that much about soccer.
(02:52):
I'm interested ish it's USA. It doesn't matter that soccer.
It's the United States of America. You and I'll root,
especially if they win and can move on. But I
don't think it's not. Yeah, Ncuba a march madness and
they don't even let offices out for that. Yeah yeah,
because that's just individual schools. This is US is a
country back in the Olympics. We don't let people out
(03:13):
for that. I was just thing sports that we know,
so I get it. Also I am mildly excited. We
just never do well in soccer, so I'll be excited.
Don't get that best? Oh my goodness, have we ever
won the World Cup? No? No, no, so we're probably
not gonna win, Like we're basically on the red Solo Cup. Yeah.
Other than that, we're cupped out, all right, next Amy,
(03:35):
what's up here? She is? So? I had an interesting
encounter with a young man. He's probably twenty, mid twenties
or something, and I was with my daughter, who's fifteen,
and he was definitely checking her out. And I turned
and looked back at him and said, she's only sixteen,
showed him, how do you know she was checking herup?
(03:55):
He was checking her out? Do you know he was
in his twenties. I'm splculating what happened. I don't because
because personally he might be older, and I don't want
that to be the case, because then I would have.
I was ready to be like, if you keep looking
at her, I will do something to you. But she
is getting older and growing and just some people are creepy.
(04:17):
So I just was like, very in your head, no, no,
I said, I turned back. I said, she's fifteen, And
what did he say perfect. No, he just like You're like, okay,
we're gonna No, we just kept walking. She doesn't even
know I said that to him, like I said it
under my bread. Yeah, because she would be mortified if
you're walking right aside her and you go she's fifteen.
(04:38):
She was no. She I looked back and I said,
they give built yourself up a little bit on this one. No, no,
I said. She just mouthed it. And then I'm like,
I'm behind her hand teen and here I'm gonna do
something to you. And he goes almost punched him in
the face. No, he didn't heard. I did feel like
I was about to punch it. It's a good story.
(04:59):
I like it though, But yeah, you're right. I guess
it's hard with your daughter getting older. Yeah, because they
are adult clothes. Oh my gosh, I'm gonna get me
started on these kids and their clothes. Yeah. I won't
because I don't. I don't feel comple talking about girls.
Ray Ahead from Mountain Pine, Arkansas. He once had an
issue with a fox, and he once bought a storage
(05:20):
locker with lunch box Bobby bones. So where's the money there? Ah,
we still got the money? What what in our account.
It's in our business account. What account? You set up
a whole new account that I didn't know about. Yeah,
this is not what this is about. This game. I
got a baby. Did you sell those second shoes? Yeah?
And we got a couple more we're about to put
up because it's Christmas time. I wanted to wait, and Saul,
(05:41):
we profited, like, well, we paid two hundred something for
the lockers, so we've profited one hundred and eighty dollars.
We're profit right now, we're over, we've already we're already
in the black. Yeah. Okay, So and then we have
two other pair of shoes together. Yeah, and we got
some nice ones. I don't even know, some brand that
I never even heard of them. Let's just go and
sell them. And and this is taking ten years, I know,
but I slow roll out, to slow roll out. We're
not came out waiting for Christmas because people will probably
(06:04):
came here. Yes, okay, now let's roll them out. We
get him up there, Okay, Yeah, that's the deal. I
paid for it. You handle it, but you're not handling it. No, No,
I'm handling it anyway. Let me do my thing real quick.
If you I'll be I'll be five seconds out. Get
on TikTok and go look up iPhone hacks. You'll take
the stuff that your iPhone can do that you never
knew it really thousands. There's so many good videos about things.
They're like, hey, probably didn't know you can do this
(06:25):
on a screenshot. How to sign a signature on a contract.
How to uh if someone sent you a doctor if
there's so many iPhone hacks, not if you hack in
the phone, but if just things that are built into
the iPhone that he had no idea. I learned a
lot of how to do signatures on stuff just from
looking at it. I also instead at Google. Sometimes I
go to TikTok and it's very it's there's some valuable
stuff there, like you know what you're looking for. But
(06:46):
do the iPhone thing, all right? Also do the thing
where you put list our shoes and we get our money. Yeah,
that's a dollar from that's on eBay. Okay, let's go.
It's time to open up the mailbag. Get something. Hello,
Bobby Bones. It's hunting season and I hate it because
(07:07):
it always leads to arguments with my husband. To be honest,
I really have no issue at all of them going hunting,
but it never fails every year that we fight. I'm
angry with him now because he shot his deer at
twelve in the afternoon and it's eight nineteen pm. He's
not home. We have three kids, fourteen, nine and two,
and he doesn't even text me to let me know
not to worry. I have no idea if he's out
(07:29):
in a cold or if he shot the deer, or
what's happened. Do I have the right to be angry
at his lack of consideration? Any advice on staying sane
and keeping a healthy marriage during hunting season? Signed, Dear
God help me now? This hunting can be interchanged with softball,
Oh yeah, golf, hunting, video gaming, football, Yeah, video gaming.
(07:52):
You're home though, that would be the difference. So, yeah,
this happens, and this happens with me a bit too,
where I just sometimes forget that I have a home
I live in, and I just if I have a
day off, I'll just go and play golf and never
even and my phone. I'll throw it in the golf
cart and everyone look at it, which is rare for me.
(08:12):
But I do this too, and I'm trying to get
better at it. So you have no issue with him
being gone. Your issue is just with him not reaching
out to you saying that I'm okay. That seems like
an easy thing to get through. I think the harder one.
I was like, hey, don't want you to be hunting
so much. Yeah, that's that's that's where the big fights come. Yea.
So here's what I say, do fight about that and
then back up into Okay, you can hunt as much
(08:34):
as you want, but you have to call and let
me know. I mean, if you want the real practical reason,
not the healthiest way to do it, If you really
want to get something crap done, this is what you do.
You go to him. You go, hey, we'll call him.
I don't know, Clint. You go, hey, Clint Man, you're
hunting alive. Yeah, maybe a tiny season. It's it's contin
you know, it's gone season modern gun. Yeah, but you
(08:56):
also want muslod hunting. You're also like, you're just hunting
all the time, birds dear, like we have three kids,
and he's like, but you know what's honey, I get it, honey,
but it's it just seems like it's a little too much,
like you're gone a little too much. Can we cut
some of the time that you're in the woods off?
And he's gonna get a little upset. Now you're playing
a game. He's gonna start playing checkers, but you you're
(09:18):
playing chess up here, up here on the upper than nagging.
And he's like, you know, I've await all year for
deer season. I don't even like turkey hunting that much.
I mean, yeah, we go duck hunting a little bit,
but that's just all the guys can get together so
we can hang out. But you know, I wait all
year to go deer hunting. This is very important to me. Well,
it's just a little too much. Oh wait, so you're
having a fake and act like you're really mad. Yeah, okay,
(09:40):
huff and puff if you have some puffs, it's gonna
be allo uncomfortable. Okay, you let him go. You can
give it an hour, you can give it a whole
night's sleep if you want. I don't recommend that part.
Then you go back and go look, honey, he says
you this, Hey, honey, i'd be the girl. Now, honey,
I'm sorry. You know, I know you love hunting. I
don't I can't do this. My voice is gonna go away.
You said, you know what, Okay, you don't have to
(10:01):
hunt any less, but I'll make a deal. I won't
bust you won't bust your chops be hunting less if
you'll just text me three times during your trip. So
forget that. I said that. Let's reach a compromise that
you will reach out to me a few times during
your trip every few hours. That way, I want you
to hunt less, but you don't want to hunt less,
so just reach out to me, let me know you're okay,
and that's where we meet in the middle. Okay, okay, honey,
(10:24):
Oh you win. I'll do that the end. And you
got your whole thing done here, but it's only because
you asked for way more than you actually wanted. And
he's settled there and he's a dumb dun. I won't
even know what you're doing now. Is that the healthiest?
And what relationship experts will tell you? No, But you
actually want to get crap done? Yeah, and it's uncomfortable
at first, be like you hunt less? No? Yes, no, yes, no, okay, fine,
(10:45):
I'll give you one. You can hut, you can hunt
the same amount, but just reach out to me. Okay, fine,
good compromise. That's it. That's that's all fixed. You welcome.
I can't tell you what my mom did. Yeah, so
my dad would go hunting every weekend with the boys,
and then she got upset and she told him, hey,
I want to start going with you. Oh oh no
he did. Oh no, it's just the boys. You know what,
(11:08):
I'll just stay home. It's fine. So he stayed home.
He didn't go hunting for the rest of the season. Yeah, what,
I don't think that's gonna happen. It was a bluff.
I think my mom totally bluff. She didn't want to
go hunt. You, total bluff. I wish my wife would
be like, I'll go play golf. Yes, let's go every day. Yeah,
twice a day. Let's go in the morning, end night.
(11:29):
I'll go right to the show. But she's not gonna
say that. Yeah. So, if you want to have health World,
I should be communicate effectively. You say this is why
it's bothering me. But if you want to get Crapp done,
you say no more hunting, and then you fall back
and compromise on what you really wanted to begin with.
That's it. That's the end, which problem solved? Hit me up?
Which problem solved quickly effectively? But difficulty hit me up
double times? What what method do you use in your
(11:49):
own relationship? I just do whatever she says. Okay, that's it.
We've got your That was about the cloth. This is
a voicemail we got last night from Janice. I listen
to your show, and I have someone's dam me fan
that her name is Teresa Decker and that she was
(12:10):
a communic casing manager for you. I just wonder if
she's true or if she just a big fat psycher. Thanks?
Who else saw this? I mean, because someone saw this? Mike,
was it you? Send me the Teresa Decker Instagram page. So, Teresa,
the name is Teresa dot Decker ninety one, and she
says that she is a communications director for me. Ignore
(12:31):
anyone except her. I don't know who this is. It's
a scam scam alert. Wow, Wow, that's crazy. There is
no communications Decker either. Here's the only people that will
reach out to you from me, me or somebody with
a blue check mark, or somebody I follow. That's the
(12:53):
thing too. If you're like, I don't know, it seems
like it could just see if I follow them yeah,
because truly, if Teresa dot Decker was in charge of you,
you'd follow her. I just look, Oh, I'm just kidding,
but that's probably not I don't have a communications director.
I'm not the president weird man. Yeah, like Morgan number
one may reach out at times if we're trying to
give people prizes, that's not Teresa. She also has a
blue check mark by her name and has worked on
(13:14):
the show, and you follow her, Yes, Teresa Docker. I
don't know she is. Don't give any money to her.
Dang raca Docker has zero posts, just says communications director.
I mean she looks friendly. Maybe maybe she should be
my communicate. I don't even have that on her. Is
that on her profile that she's the communications director for you?
Let me see a resume. Maybe I'll bring her on
as my communications director. Maybe she's good. I don't even
know what that is. Actually, yeah, it says communications manager
(13:37):
for at mister Bobby Bones. Ignore anyone who ads you
to hang out some emails, et cetera. Thank you all,
and they're trying to get money from people. Don't believe it.
That's a scammel or scam alert, scam alert, scambler. There
was another scam alert. I wanted to talk about here
for a second, is the company will do things where
they trying to trick people into falling for links just
(13:57):
to see if you're dumb enough to do it so
they can lecture you who fell for another link Lunchbox.
Oh no, these nerds like I don't fall for any scams,
and we don't ever get there's no spam that gets
through our work email. So I don't understand why they
keep doing it because they send it and they said
it was a note saying, hey, your time off has
(14:19):
been rejected or rescinded because you are out of days off.
And I'm like, and that's a good one to send
to people. Oh yeah, especially lunchboxes here, and he still
takes a day off. I'm like, I didn't even request
time off, so someone must have hacked my time off.
And I'm like, so I click on the link and
I start filling out the stuff and then four days
later filling out the stuff like personal stuff. Yeah you wait,
(14:44):
hold on, so let me ask you in the subject line,
did it say external in all caps? That's what they
keep saying, open anything that says external, because if if
anything is external, you know where it goes spam. No,
not in mind, No, not in mine either, well mine,
well I say that avote mine exactly. But this because
it's iHeartMedia dot Com. I'm like, well that's us. But
your says it said it came from iHeartMedia dot com. Yes, yeah,
(15:06):
oh they do that, and that's what I'm saying. So
what are they doing? Like it's just stupid, Like so
I can't click on this? Is so I fall for
their emails quite a bit. But then how did they
get to you and go, hey you fell for it? No?
They send an email later and say hey we send
the bait. Did you fall for it? You did? And
I'm like, yeah I did, okay, but you send it
from iHeartMedia dot com and you tell me your request,
(15:28):
say exceeds vacation balance. I'm like, well I didn't even
request time off. Okay, that's the first little flag. Well
that's what I'm saying. Idea is it say I heeartmedia
dot com? Though, like it's actually from I heartmedia dot
ya hr iHeart the account is time off at iHeartMedia
dot com. I know I say it. If they do
(15:49):
keep saying don't click anything external, Okay, it doesn't say external.
It does not say no nowhere. No, it really doesn't.
And that's what I'm saying. So these nerds are like, no,
this is good, but the company does this. Yeah, but
also weird are never going to click anything that really
is bad for me? Then I mean like, yeah, it's good.
The next thing, you know, he when he really is
out of time and he needs to like somebody tells
(16:13):
Scuba and then Scuba tells you, hey, have you checked
your email? Your time? Stuff's messed up. That's really how
they get to us, not these emails. Why does he
keep falling for this? Do what I do? Don't even
open a single email. It's time for the good news.
Leanne Fan, a fourteen year old in San Diego, is
named the grand prize winner of this year's Young Scientist Challenge.
(16:36):
It's a middle school competition. She developed fence and Headphones.
It's a low cost headphone device that uses machine learning
and blue light therapy to detect and treat ear infections
and kids, potentially preventing up to sixty percent of hearing
loss in children. So she's about to be a high
school freshman and she invented this. Wow. She won twenty
five thousand dollars. And this is her talking about how
(16:59):
her invention works. My project is fins and headphones detecting
and treating mid ear infections using machine learning and phototherapy.
My solution to this meteor infection problem is to create
a low cost device I can both detect and treat
a meteor infection, and to make this device easy for
children to wear, so you can listen to music while
treating your ear infection. And so some of these kids
(17:20):
don't even know how to describe their ears hurt, but
this is able to see that. Again, that's how it
stops the hearing loss in young kids. But again, she
invented this at fourteen years old. That's wild. Once lunch
lunchbox inventites and pants, yeah, but they were invented ten
years earlier. We found out later. I was in fifth
grade and they had invent America, and I invented tearaway
pants where because you go to school and you're cold
in the morning, and then right recess time you get hot,
(17:42):
so you want shorts. So I invented where they tear
away at their knees. And they told me it was
a dumb idea, And what do you know, they're all
up for still everywhere. Now, well we look back at
when they were actually patented. It was ten years prior
to being a fifth grade, so they had already been invented.
So I think they were going, hey, guy, we already
have it. That's what we think now. But good. Yeah,
so I relate to this girl. Idn't been at a
car when I was seventeen. Oh really, yeah, what if
(18:04):
you get in something that's got wheels on it, push
a pedal. They're like, I already done that, and they
said you're an idiot. I was like, oh, except there
already was a car. I mean Michael Cox, who was
the one that won the school one at Read Elementary,
he invented a cupholder for a car. There were already cupholders,
There were already chairway pants. But but I wonder what
the cupholder hot was different? It had to be different.
(18:24):
I mean he didn't go on, he didn go on
to go to Rice and all. He's really smart. But
I mean, yeah, I was like, come on, man, couples
crushing it, man, that's what it's all about. A good
job by her was tell me something good. Recently, we
talked about a woman who had taken her dog who
had died, and she had made it into a rug
like a bear skin rug. And you actually saw the
(18:44):
pause of the dog and the head of the dog
is weird, very weird. Is so not illegal. I guess
you can have a bear because even the dog's head
didn't even look right. It was definitely dead. It was
definitely dead. It's weird. So this is an America. She
made a dog skin rug out of the dog that
(19:05):
she loves so much. So Lunchbox wanted to see if
this could really be done. So what'd you do? I
called a taxidermist and you just went right for it.
And I just started describing the animal and to see
if they would do it. And when I got to
the dog part, like would they be freaked out? They
be like, that's disgusting. I just want to see if
someone would would really do this. What state was this?
(19:27):
That's in the South. You always messed with Florida. Well,
we had a taxidermists living near US in Arkansas, and
so we got a lot of deals. We were there
a lot. I don't want to implicate anybody, but let's
just say south Okay, south of US Okay, all right,
here is lunchbox calling taxidermist. Hello, yes, man, I was
just calling to see I know you guys do stuffing
(19:48):
there at your taxidermy, but I was wondering if you
also do rugs. Are you're you're talking like a hide? Right?
Like do the like just yeah? Like like like the skin? Yes,
exactly what I'm talking about. Depends on man animals, the side,
you know, the you know some some hide is harder
to work with than others. Yeah, what he got, it's
about seventy five pounds. He's a really good boy, so
(20:10):
it'll be easy to work with. Like, he won't give
you any problems. He's very friendly, he's used to being
around people. And yeah, are you talking about a dog
we lost? We lost Fluffy last night. Kennelkoff got him
and took him down and and the dog always, you know,
lays by my feet and it was so soft and
so friendly. So I just want to have her forever.
(20:31):
So every day when I get out of bed, I
want to be able to rub my feet on Fluffy.
Oh okay, that's that's a little out of the norm.
I mean, I was hoping you could keep Fluffy's tail
on there, because her tail would always wag and smack me,
and I was like, oh, there's Fluffy's tail. I mean,
are you mentally prepared to deal with, you know, seeing
essentially a deflated member of your family laying on your
(20:52):
laying on your living room floor. Yeah, I mean Fluffy
just I mean, he's a part of the family. I mean,
if that's that's really what you want, we could we
can make that happen. It smells really bad. So I
will bring her by tomorrow around three. It'll be fluffy
me and I really appreciate it. We'll see tomorrow. Oh oh, okay,
(21:12):
you know, I gotta say I applaud this guy because
he wasn't going, yeah, bring a bib, will make a
little cash call today He said, hey, are you showing
handle like a family member like this? He was giving
you every reason to think about it more before you
get it in. But the fact that he would really
do a dog is crazy. Just wanting a dog, it's crazy.
You're crying, good, Fluffy tail. Do we think all tax
(21:34):
and armists would do this? I think so. I think
stuff a dog though, stuff a dog? What's the difference.
I guess that right, I'm bobcat, A dog A deer
or whatever. I mean. It's so crazy, crazy, so weird.
It's time to spill the tea. Let's spill the tea.
The person that's spilling the tea today is lunchbox. Oh guys,
(21:57):
let me tell you. I know you've been thirsty, been
waiting all weekend for that tea. When you spell it,
we don't get to drink. It's on the floor. You
always say thirsty, but we spell it. It's on the floor. Sorry,
wasted table. All right, guys? What is the number one
complaint from Eddie all the time? What is the complaint?
Too much work? Oh? Yeah, Amy, What what else does
(22:18):
he say about work? He's here working all the time
because he's tell her to say it feels like a script.
I no, am Eddie's number one complaint? All right? Right,
he's always here till three o'clock because he's swamped. He
just doesn't even have time to finish all his work
because there's so much on his plate. Eddie the hard worker.
(22:41):
That's weird because I'm in the other room the other
day trying to record some spots and mister hard workers
at it again. I walk out and Eddie, I didn't
know this, but part of his hard work is he's
a bandleader. Here at work. He gets a couple of
guys another studio and they get together and they sing
songs and Eddie plays a guitar and he's all right,
now your turn. Do they do like kumbaya? Yeah? So
(23:01):
he's the band leader. Here you go, here's some here's
some little music from their last session. What do you
(23:23):
see here? Yeah? What's this? I mean? This is any
playing the guitar, Pitts and Kevin on the vocals, Like
they're like audio guys. Yeah, and they're just sitting there jamming.
And they sitting there for thirty minutes, jamming out to
different cover songs. And I'm like, so, what are you saying?
I don't think that he's that busy guys, the hard worker.
It's so swamped. But he's got bad practice going on.
(23:43):
It's not practice, what is it? Oh, it's just time
for us to release a little bit Like this is
as soon as we're done working here, everyone kind of leaves,
but we stay late and that's our break to get
go to the kitchen, reheat some food, eat a little bit,
talk a little bit. You think they did music for
thirty minutes? Oh, yeah, that was the only song we
(24:03):
were you waiting on him for something. I was commercials
and you I was working and you can hear it
coming tophone and I was like, Okay, thought you no. No,
I thought you're waiting to record like something with him. No.
So that I'm like, I gotta go see what's going on.
Oh it's Eddie and Kevin and Pitts having a little
band practice. Mister hard worker is so busy. I'm here
(24:25):
adult three o'clock, guys. I don't know if I'm we're
gonna get my work done. But hold on, take it
from the top, guys. Break That's what I'm saying. I
don't know where I fall on this one, guys. And
it's like, don't offices do this like where they're like, oh,
(24:46):
let's do uh employee bonding, you know where they do
stuff together. This is like our little bonding Afterwards. It's
only about five minutes, Max. We did that one song
and that was it. And you know what, I'm upset
because he recorded me without my acknowledgement knowledge whatever, yes,
my knowledge, We're done, my knowledge and he gets upset.
(25:08):
What I tell you, this is my favorite part now
that these two record each other all the time, Eddie records,
Lunchbox is secretly talking to customer service. Lunchbox records Eddie.
I don't know what. Eddie was just hanging out with
my boy and a couple of days and ago we
complained about all the work he has and we can
just play this clip over and over again. You Tube
better watch. Hey, wash your backs, wash your backs, because
you both are looking out to really get each other
(25:28):
on the air. I'm here for you, Eddie. I don't
know what to say. I mean, dude's the one song man.
If that's what it is, that's what it is. You
promise you already said. It's like the kitchen, get something
to eat, talking, then singing for a little lunch break.
It's three and we already had. It doesn't matter, thank you.
Lunchbox spills the tea. That's a good one. That the
tea there. That was so much tea you could drink
(25:49):
it off the ground. So that was a good This
is Jeff from Colorado. Hey, my anniversary is coming out
next week and I was hoping you could like read
a whole one or me for my wife or kent anniversary.
She is a teacher and I am a veteran. I
have sent a few messages, a couple of emails, and
I'm really hoping you can hook me up, because if not,
(26:12):
I'm gonna have to create a TikTok and I really
don't want to do that. All right, thanks, no problem.
We get his number calling back out of the poem
and give you one right now, Hickory Dickory dock. Oh
not that one one, Hey, not that one, no, Andrew No, okay, yeah, yeah,
we'll get him on. I don't know if he even
wants it on the air, but I'll record a form video.
(26:35):
Well Marcus is present, right like Cammy, I'll be ten
thousand dollars, but still, I'll do it. Now. I got you,
I got you, I got you. You's Amy's pile of stories.
I have some tips on how to stay safe while
you're shopping online this holiday season. Need these, yeah, because
all kinds of scammers out there, that's for sure. First
of all, be passwords smart. So you might be logging
(26:56):
onto a lot of sites were like, hey, you want
to create an account, and you're like, oh, sure, no problem.
Don't be tempted to just recycle the same password over
and over again. Make sure it's unique to each site. Dang,
I use Cowboy sixty nine. You just told everyone got
you sixty eight for now one. Yeah, make sure that
it's like dot com or dot net. Any of the
(27:17):
other dots could be sus or dot dot org. I mean,
if you're shopping, are you shopping at dot govern good
trying to buy other countries? Governments don't overshare online, Like
if you're posting things, even on social media, they're checking
everywhere to cross reference things, and so someone might be
stalking you there. Avoid public WiFi, that's a dangerous one.
(27:39):
And then watch your back. Anytime you bust out your
credit card in public, say you are doing some shopping
at a coffee shop or on an airplane or something.
You get out your credit card, people are writing it down.
This is what I would do. I'd pull it out
and I'd stand up quickly and turn around and going,
who's looking? I'm watching? You all watching? And then buy
your thing. Yeah, just get LifeLock. But then still do
(27:59):
all that. Yes, yes, yes, we speaking of airplanes. I
want to remind everyone of the TSA rules for packing
Thanksgiving foods. Like, if you're traveling somewhere, maybe you want
to take it, or you've got left over. Hey, maybe
you've got your famous you know, gravy or cranberry recipe
or something and you want to make it at home
and then you're flying. Swear to you, it looks like
(28:23):
a switchblade. No, well, actually yams for sure, the chunky ones,
like the chunks you could travel with, because that's a
baked good that you can carry on an airplane. But
the mushy ones, I don't know if that'll fly because
it's technically liquid. Oh well, you freeze it then probably,
and then try to get through pot melons. Oh good idea,
cranberry sauce, gravy, preserves, jams, jellies, wine, champagne, all that stuff.
Just like, huh. If you don't fly often, you might
(28:45):
not remember that these are the rules. So Dolly Pardon
did something with People magazine that is super cool and
it's like the one last thing answers like where they
asked her the last moment you had of nostalgia, and
that was her finding a picture of her and her
husband on their honeymoon and Florida back in the day
and she was in a little polka dot bikini. Her
latest fashion disaster was when she went to a big
(29:07):
formal dress up dinner and she got there and it
wasn't formal. Oh that's funny. Yeah, yeah, she said She's
used to being overdressed, but at this point it was
a little out of control. The last time she was late,
she said she hates being late for any reason, but
she was working on a Christmas movie and she got
a flat tire on the way there, so she was
late because of that. She did call to give a
heads up though. The last time she was star struck
(29:29):
was when she was talking to Elton John and Mick Jagger.
And then her last indulgence. Potatoes are her weakness, but
cheesecake is definitely her latest. And I love cheesecake and
have it for breakfast. Yeah, what's your latest breakfast indulgence? Indulgence? Yeah?
What would be? I mean, it could even be a purchase.
(29:50):
Would you have for breakfast? Like a shoes this morning?
There's a cereal that I eat now because I have
a bunch of sugar in it called three Wishes? Do
you guys have that at all? No magic spoon? Yeah,
but it's a little less sugar like magic spoon to
magic is pretty expensive and it's like two balls when
you're done, but three wishes, that's right ahead for breakfast,
(30:10):
but indulgence. Well, maybe this one'll be easier. What's the
last time you relate? We got to reach that. I'm
gonna answer for any of them. I mean, the fashion
disaster one's pretty easy because sometimes I'll wear if at
their navy or black like socks, I'll wear wrong color
socks because they all like the same color. To me,
that's not a disaster. But my color blindness is always
(30:30):
hindering that. But that's good. It's good to know about
Dolly like I feel like I know are a little bit.
She don't like to be late. Hey, the grades, don't
you know? I'm saying, Amy, that's my pile. That was
Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news.
So a bush driver has been driving a Metropolitan Atlanta
(30:52):
rapid transit bus for fifty years, so they decided to
surprise him by putting his face on the side of
the bus. Oh that's funny, Yeah, just to thank him
for his service all. But I hope he got more
than that for fifty years. I hope that wasn't like
the big gift. It's estimated that he's carried two point
eight million passengers over the years. And here's a clip
(31:14):
of co workers talking about him. He comes in here,
he never complained. He comes in day out. He trains
some new people. He's been a great teacher to me
since I came in Moto Fat. He was just so
put together and in command and control of that bus.
I love that you got his face on it. But
maybe a thousand bucks for every year. Maybe give him
(31:34):
fifty thousand dollars for fifty years. See that's legit. Yeah,
that's really nice. And then after he's like wow, then
you drive the bus up and he's like, and my face. Yeah,
not just the face, just the face. I do love
the face. Maybe they have something big plan too. That's
a good story. Good for him. Fifty years of doing
anything that's crazy. That's what it's all about. That was
tell me something good.
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