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May 19, 2023 28 mins

Jason Aldean calls into the show to talk about the world premiere of his new song "Try That In A Small Town," and shares how he chooses songs to record! Then, we play another round of Easy Trivia, find out who the winner is! Mailbag: A listener noticed a co-worker is falling in love with another co-worker who is married with a child. Our listener knows it's not her business, but the "relationship" is starting to impact the work environment. The boss knows, but can't speak up. We share our thoughts.

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Speaker 1 (00:10):
Lisa, Welcome to Friday Show Morning Studio.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Morning.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
We got a big one Dan and Shay coming up.
But let's go around the room and what we do
on Fridays. Edie, give me your favorite story that you
found this morning.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Oh so there's a company that got seven hundred thousand
scans of the Titanic last summer and they've created the
best renderings of the sunken ship that have ever ever
been made.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
I saw a version of this and that boat sucks.
It's so Titanic. Yeah, it's not that Titanic at all.
I mean, I guess back then it was the biggest
fact that is tiny Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Yeah, Now it's like a fishing boat. It's crazy, and
they're letting people like go on it.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
I mean I would go stand on it to see,
but I don't want to get on the water in
this small boat.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
What's crazy, though, is that I thought that they knew
everything that happened out there, like from just research, but
apparently they haven't. So these scans are going to help
like find out exactly where it got hit, how deep
it is.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
A lot of conspiracy theories about the Titanic, too, like
what well, like reasons what Amy look at me like that. Yeah,
I don't know if I believe them. There's just no
records to prove that it wasn't intentionally looking at you
like you're wrong. No, no, no, I'm not mister conspiracy.
Now do I think there could possibly be aliens? Yeah? Notsy,
that's not a conspiracy. Even the government says that. I'm

(01:20):
just saying there's not not aliens. And also there's a
lot of Titanic conspiracies, mostly because there was some monetary
value for certain people at the boat sank or the
movie or some people on the boat that they didn't
want to see alive.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
That's crazy, man.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
And also the Titanic today it does not look Titanic.
It's tiny. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
So are they giving people like rides on that thing
or is it just to research? No, it's just for research.
Like it's dude, it's three miles down there, like.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
No, no, no, no, the fake one they've created.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Oh I don't know that one. No no, no, no, no,
that's not that's not what this is, Mike.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
We look up a couple of those conspiracies. I'll come
over to you in a second if you find a
good one. If it ain't good I'll just ignore we
ever had this part of the talk. All right, let's
go over and talk to lunchbox. Latchbox with my body man.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
Listen, I understand being a good samaritan. There's this guy
in Florida. He's driving down the highway and there's a
turtle in the road. So he's like, oh, gotta help
the turtle get across the road, so he stops in
the middle of the highway parks. This truck gets out
and causes a chain reaction pile up of cars, boom
boom boom, and there's a semi that comes flying and

(02:23):
his ping ponging off cars goes into oncoming traffic to
avoid hitting anybody.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
That's not funny. That is not funny.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
That's a lot of collateral damage to say, that turtle,
But how.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
About the cart The image of the turtle still like
walking while all that's going around like it's great.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
The video is incredible, like not even understanding what's the fuss?
I'm that sucks. That guy's trying to do something good
and now he's caused all that damage.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
All right, Amy, coming over to you.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
Okay, So I saw that McDonald's had this whole video
go viral because you know, on the lid you can
press down diet, coke, coke, whatever, so you know this
is who it belongs to. I have to do this
with my kids because like, this is your drink, that's
your drink.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Well, if you.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
Press down the wrong one on the plastic lid, there's
these little teeny tiny plastic things that are raised around,
and I thought they were just always there for decoration.
But no, if you press.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Down on the little rectangle, it sends them back up.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
It sends it back up, and then you can press
down the appropriate one. Mind blown. I had no idea
that that's what the little rectangle things were.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
I haven't got a drink a McDonald's. Well maybe in
a long time. You have food, but not a drink. Yeah,
but they're the only ones I think about. What those
lids like that? Oh no, but you push it down.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Dieing all of them for the most part.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Yeah. I love soda so much. I don't allow myself soda. Yeah,
so I don't get those cups anymore. We don't have
to get it. Sonic doesn't have them, no, because if
I'm going to get Sonic kind of work, you know,
we have to ride a jingle for Sonic.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
I saw that, Oh I have to.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
They've asked us that's gonna be cool, So we have to, as.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
In we've been forgetting to do it. But it's like it.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
They want a fifteen second jingle Sonic. That's it, as
general wanna say, racket save it. Okay, let's go over
to me here. More than half of American pet owners
say their pet is their soulmate, and they believe their
pet knows them better than anyone else. A poll of
two thousand US pet owners revealed that fifty three percent
believe their pet knows them better than anyone else, including

(04:16):
their best friends, family members, and even their significant others.
My animals, my dogs, they do not know me better
than my wife. They know that when it's evening, when
the sun is going down and I'm walking towards a
certain room, it's time to eat. I also don't think
there were soulmates. I think I love them, but I
don't think I was perfectly matched. Stanley sleeps all day,

(04:39):
like if I were to match Stanley's bulldog up, it would.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Be a lunchbox.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Yeah, that's perfect, yes, And Elra would be probably match
with Amy. So I don't think it's a soulmate. If
I do love my dogs, Do you think your dog
is your soulmate?

Speaker 5 (04:50):
No?

Speaker 4 (04:51):
Yeah, maybe my cat.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
But okay, not my dog. Here we go, what I
love her?

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Don't you your cat scratch disease? You still have that
I have a disease. You said you said that cats scratched.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
She was palling at me, trying to potentially tell me
that I'm sick.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Our version is not as crazy as that one, Like
I canna understand scratching, and you get in some little
Your version is.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
Listen, you need to pay attention when your pets are
doing something abnormal to you. Because cats have been known
to detect things like cancer.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
They've been known. This is the occasional story where they
get lucky. I feel I do not think they're getting lucky.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Absolutely not.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
But I went to the doctor and I'm totally fine.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
I guess, hey, Mike, you's any conspiracy theories about the Titanic?

Speaker 1 (05:39):
I did. Most have been debunked.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Why didn't say give me the debunked ones? I said,
just give me.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Some of them.

Speaker 5 (05:44):
One is that JP Morgan sank it to kill his competitors,
so he put him on the ship and so.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
What you're talking about is that one debunked debunk How
do you debunk when people are dead and you don't
know exactly Morgan was around back then? Morgan, we have
him want some time. That's a different it's a different,
different dude.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
They're survivors of.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Yeah, but they don't they're covering their tracks. What's another one?

Speaker 5 (06:04):
Some say the Titanic didn't sink at all, they switched
it with a different trip called the Olympic.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
No, guys, I have footage. I just talked about that,
or is it footage? Well that's what it is.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
It's a recreation.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
No, it's rendering. It's like, that's not okay.

Speaker 5 (06:16):
And and another one is a JP Morgan one that
he did it to create some kind of federal reserve,
so essentially gets.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
Some money back for like burning your own business to
get the insurance money to your house. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
JP Morgan's is not alive anymore.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
But oh the dude was still alive.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
But if he was around back then, there's no way
I didn't know it was him. Yeah, it's crazy. I
just see the billboards for JP. Not Morgan Morgan, but
JP different.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yeah, time to open up the mail bag.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
Sail and all the airs something we call Bobby's mail bag.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yeah, hello, Bobby Bones. I have a coworker who is
obviously falling for another coworker like obsessed. The only thing
wrong is that she's married with a six year old child.
I don't think her love interest is or siper kating,
but he's definitely taking advantage of her by allowing her
to do his work for him, follow him around, making
food boost his ego. It's uncomfortable to watch. I realize

(07:09):
it's not my beans, rmachilly. But now her actions are
starting to affect coworkers in the form of her manipulating situations,
so there are love interest benefits in many other capacities
as well.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
She's been approached, she's.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Denied the relationship, yet acted super flattered by the prospect
of it. Could I just leave it alone? Boss knows
about it, but it isn't the culture where the boss
can really speak up. Should I create a burner account
and let her know that her behavior is starting to
get out of hand and she's going down a bad path.
I'm curious what each of you would do about it. Thanks. Uh,
definitely anterrent situation. M H.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
A lot of details.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
Amy, Uh, probably just stay out of it. I'm definitely
not creating a burner account.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
I'm always up for a good burner.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
You are.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
Yeah, it's kind of in this case where this was
probably rooted from me saying everything I is, get a burner,
but go ahead.

Speaker 4 (07:57):
I just think that you you said it in the email.
It's not your chili. Although it would be her to know,
like that guy's getting all this extra stuff and shoot
food all the things.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
No, I'm saying out lunchbox. Sounds like she's jealous.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
This is what happened to me when I worked at Randall's,
the grocery store when I was fifteen. I would only
sack bag the groceries for Beatrice because she was like
an eighteen year old hotty swimmer, and I was like, dang,
this girl's digging my chili.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
And the other cashiers would be like.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
They'd go to the manager to be like, oh, he's
you know, she's manipulating him, and only he's only helping her.
All the other ones were just jealous. This girl's jealous.
Leave it alone, find your own man.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Was she manipulating you?

Speaker 1 (08:36):
No? She was into it. Did you ever?

Speaker 6 (08:40):
No?

Speaker 2 (08:41):
What happened if she was into it.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
Yeah, I don't know, he said no, and then yeah,
he never answered the question. Where's Beatrice?

Speaker 2 (08:47):
Now?

Speaker 1 (08:47):
I don't know. She was from another country and she
drove a toylet to turt cell. Remember why didn't she
give you a shot though she was into it? I
don't know. I don't know why we never went there?
Good question. You ever get close? Yeah? We hung out?
If you time? What do you mean coming now at work?
I woun't got lunch, did you and her?

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Yeah, like in the break room or where?

Speaker 1 (09:06):
No, I rode her toilet ursill, What do you call it?

Speaker 2 (09:10):
That?

Speaker 1 (09:11):
That's what it was.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
That's what it was, toyleter Tursll to ursall tersill.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Go ahead, No, man, it's not I mean, yeah, you're
on chili. But here's the thing. Everyone already knows about this, Like,
so what are you gonna say? Everyone knows what's going
on here. This is her deal. Live it alone, live
it alone. It's just it's just not your business.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
Everybody knows it's gonna suck for her when it all
finally comes crashing down, as she said, But it's not yours.
Stay at the chili, get a twitter tsall, all right,
that's the mail bag. Close it up. We got your mail.

Speaker 4 (09:48):
And laid it on your air.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
Now it's found the clothes Bobby's mail bag.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
On the Bobby Bone Show.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
Now he's on with us right now.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
He's got a brand new song Afterday a world prem
here in this Sucker all right, it's called try that
in a Small Town.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
Jason.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
When you heard this song, what made you go that?
Songs for me?

Speaker 6 (10:07):
Man? You know, I think for me, I just I
heard this song and it just kind of, I don't know,
it kind of explained to me, like what's going on
in the world, you know, I mean it resonated with me.
I guess is a better word because of what's going
on in the world. But it's like every day you
turn on the news and you see something else crazy
that's happening, or some heartbreaking story, and this is just

(10:29):
kind of a song that talks about you know that
you wouldn't get away with that stuff in a small town.
It's just a different, different mindset and different kind of
values in small town America. And I wish everybody else
would kind of adopt and it would probably help some
of the things that are going on in the world
and so espasically, like, hey, try that in a small town.
You're not going to get away with it for very long.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
You know, in a small town.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
For me, we grew up, we unlocked a single door.
You know what.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
Everybody had a shotgun too, just in case you decided
to push on that door that wasn't locked. But you
know what, exactly, nobody ever, nobody ever bother folks, you know,
going up in a small town.

Speaker 6 (11:04):
Exactly.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
I got beat up a lot in a small town though,
So I don't like that very much. Yeah, Jason al
Dean's on with us.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
Hey, how many songs do you listen to before you,
you know, decide to go cut your record.

Speaker 6 (11:16):
It's a lot, maybe, I mean I would say probably
one hundred maybe, and then you kind of narrow it
down to twenty, and then you kind of narrow the
twenty down to twelve or fifteen that are going to
be on the album. And so it's it's a pretty
long process. But I actually enjoyed that part of it
and finding new songs and cool things that you know,
I get excited to go in and cut, So I

(11:36):
actually enjoy that process.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
It's time for the good news. Ready.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
For months there was a German shepherd roaming around the
streets of Detroit. People were seeing it but really couldn't
get close to it because it's just kind of skittish. Well,
they found out the backstory that German shepherd's name is Nicky,
and Nicky was always carrying around a little stuffed animal. Well,
Nicky's owner died like months go, and I guess NICKI
just got out of the house looking for food and
never came back. Well, thanks to a bunch of organizations

(12:05):
in town got together said hey we can get NICKI
get her some help find her a home. So they did.
Five organizations got together. She's in a foster home right now.
She has heartworm, which I didn't know dogs got heartworm.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
I thought, oh, yeah, I'm not just put many a
dog in heartworm treatment reventative. And also though I think
I had a dog with heartworms once, I thought.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
That was just something that just said like, yeah, we
need a hot heartworm shot.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
So they could sell you shots.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
I would imagine if you're living on the street and
you're eating whatever you can get, you probably have every
kind of worm.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
So after months of being home with Nicky has four
weeks of treatment and then she's looking for a permanent home.
Anyone's interested.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
What's sucked about the heartworms? So you got to keep
him in a kennel. I remember him? Really the dogs
that we had, Yeah, you got to keep them locked
in because I think it's also kind of contagious to
other dogs. That's some rough times. Thanks for bringing that up.
He tricked a little moment there. Sorry, that's awesome that
they got this dog that sucks it? The owner died.
Is there nobody that knew the owner that wouldn't grab.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
The dog going to check on I think the owner
was dead for a few days. The owner. Well, there's
Nicky love it. The moral of the story is.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
You can see a dog walking around for a long time. Yeah,
I call someone, all right, great story. We're all rooting
for Nicky. That's what it's all about. That was tell
me something good time for everyone's favorite ez trivia game,
Ezy Trivia. Let's go. The questions are so easy, Eddie.

(13:31):
Who's the audio producer the Bobby Bone Show. That's Raymundo,
correct Morgan. And what city is the Bobby Bone Show
based It's based in Nashville, correct Amy. What's the name
of the show's phone screener who filters calls from listeners
before they go on the air.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
Abby.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
That's correct.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
Abby. What's the name of the segment about positive news stories?

Speaker 1 (13:51):
Something good? That's so easy, so easy. No one was
going to go home, so the questions won't be as
us centric. But you get it right. Stand the game,
you miss it, you get this. You've been Eddie's one
one way from the championship.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
I've been one way. Amy's got three points, Morgan's got one.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Abby. We're glad that you hear watching one. Oh, she
has one, says zero in my sheet. Abby's okay, here
we go.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
Hey.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
Category is country music. Eddie, who is known for such
hits as Blue Eyes, Crying in the Rain and on
the Road Again my favorite.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
Willie Nelson.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
Correct, Morgan, who is known for such hits as Tennessee
Whiskey and Broken Halo's Correct, Amy, who is known for
hits I Will Always Love You and Joe Leane Dolly Barton. Correct. Abby,
who is known for the hits Live Like You Were
Dying and Don't Take the Girl. Correct. Good job everybody.

(14:54):
The next round, the category is inventors. It's pretty hard
for early heading where I'd be honest with you? Eddie?

Speaker 2 (15:03):
Who invented the telephone? Alexander Graham Bell?

Speaker 1 (15:05):
Good job? Morgan, who is credited with inventing the light bulbs?
A brilliant question? A light bulb Thomas Edison? Correct?

Speaker 2 (15:17):
Amy the airplane the right brother?

Speaker 1 (15:20):
Correct? What company invented the iPhone?

Speaker 2 (15:22):
Abby?

Speaker 1 (15:25):
The iPhone company of entited the iPhone? Yeah? Apple, It's easy.
The category is food origins. I like food, Eddie. What
country did pizza originate from?

Speaker 2 (15:43):
I feel like that's a trick question, but I'm going
to stay with Italy.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
Correct Morgan sushi? Where did it originate from?

Speaker 2 (15:55):
On the swering Japan?

Speaker 1 (16:01):
Amy? Croissants France? Correct?

Speaker 2 (16:08):
Abby, cheeseburgers and fried chicken. I'm gonna go with America.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
Correct, Good job everybody. Next category Disney main Characters. Who
Miguel is the main character in What Disney picks our movie?

Speaker 2 (16:21):
Eddie Coco?

Speaker 1 (16:22):
Correct?

Speaker 2 (16:22):
Simba is the main character of Morgan and what Disney.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
Movie The Lion King? Correct? Amy Bell is the main
character in What Disney movie Beauty and the Beast? Correct?

Speaker 2 (16:32):
Abby Ariel is the main character in What.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
Disney movie The Little Mermaid? Correct? Everybody's hanging around unbelievable, Eddie.
The category is sports. Yes, Kareem Abdul Jabbar is famous
for what sport?

Speaker 2 (16:45):
Basketball?

Speaker 1 (16:46):
Correct? Morgan? What's the name of the most popular annual
sporting event in the world, measured by television viewership?

Speaker 3 (16:55):
I mean, I'm I'm just taking a guess here that
that's the Super Bowl?

Speaker 1 (16:58):
Correct? Stirs is the name of the most prestigious tournament
and what sport? Amy? Correct? Abby? Emmitt Smith is famous
for what sport? What Emmitt Smith is famous for? What sport? Smith? Football? Correct?

Speaker 2 (17:16):
Wove a little faster, now, guys.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
National animals Eddie, the kangaroos and national animal of what
country Australia? Correct? Organ the bald eagles the national animal
of what country?

Speaker 2 (17:28):
America?

Speaker 1 (17:28):
Correct?

Speaker 2 (17:29):
Amy?

Speaker 1 (17:29):
The pandas the national animal of what country.

Speaker 4 (17:34):
China?

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Correct? The beaver is.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
The national anthem of what country? Abbey?

Speaker 1 (17:38):
Canada? Wow? Correct you that she's like iPhone iPhone. The
category is around the globe, Eddie.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
What language do they speak in Brazil? Portuguese? Come on?

Speaker 1 (17:55):
Wow? Wow? Good job? Wow, that's crazy, Morgan. What continent
is the Sahara Desert in?

Speaker 2 (18:05):
Oh gosh? What is this.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
Category around the globe? In an anti Morgan three seconds.
Africa correct? Amy. What is the largest country in the
world by land area?

Speaker 4 (18:31):
Okay, uh, the largest country in the world China incorrect.
You've been Australia by land area Russia.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
She did not know about Amy is out abbey. What
country is known for the Great Wall and the Forbidden City? Country?

Speaker 2 (18:52):
China?

Speaker 1 (18:52):
Correct?

Speaker 2 (18:53):
We're going to math ye math No, boy here?

Speaker 1 (18:57):
What is the term for an angle greater than ninety
degrees but less than one hundred and eighty degrees? Eddie?

Speaker 2 (19:04):
One more time?

Speaker 1 (19:05):
An angle that is greater than ninety degrees but less
than one hundred and eighty acute? Incorrect that Morgan, your
abbey have to get one.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
Right, will Okay?

Speaker 1 (19:23):
Oh my goodness, Morgan? What comes after a trillion? Oh?
There's a million?

Speaker 6 (19:30):
Million?

Speaker 2 (19:31):
Trillion?

Speaker 1 (19:35):
I feel like I make up words, and I think
I'm going to say I made up word?

Speaker 6 (19:38):
Here?

Speaker 1 (19:39):
Give me too, like a billion?

Speaker 2 (19:40):
Yeah, like I make them? Don't give you the answer?

Speaker 1 (19:43):
So a billion and a billion? Can you repeat the question?
What comes after a trillion?

Speaker 2 (19:55):
A jillion?

Speaker 6 (20:00):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (20:01):
Gillion? Stupid?

Speaker 1 (20:02):
Too?

Speaker 2 (20:03):
Is a bazillion millions?

Speaker 1 (20:04):
No, it's a quadrillion? Abby for the wind? Oh? My goodness,
what's the acronym for the correct sequence of steps to
follow when using the order of operations for a math expression?

Speaker 2 (20:21):
You wandn't just say it?

Speaker 1 (20:23):
That's it?

Speaker 6 (20:31):
Didn't know?

Speaker 1 (20:34):
She's really a genius.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
Hey, I got exponents, multiplication, division, edition, and.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
Subtraction in that. What grade do you remember that from?
I don't even know what I want to know that.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
I'm blown away that she went apple.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
But then she's apemdis what a great jobs.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
Wow, Abby is our winner?

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Blown away, like she's so smart, that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
Sure, here's a voicemail from Wesley in Maryland more in stereo.

Speaker 7 (21:12):
I've been morning corny for Amy, but this one goes
out to Eddie. There's once a Mexican magician that said
he was going to disappear on the kind of three
dose and he was gone without a trace.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
That's funny. I'll take it.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
It's a little risky at first. First he's like, all right, hey,
I'm a whit kid. I'm gonna tell a joke about
Mexican and I'm like, be careful.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
Without a trace.

Speaker 6 (21:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
That's good. That's what it's good.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
I wonder what terrible like terribly racist or sexist jokes
are told on our line I never hear. I guess
Scooba delete them all before I get to them.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
Should we do a segment with.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
Those probably not cornies that aren't woke. Let's go to
Robin and Florida.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
My teak it okay on Elemon Tree.

Speaker 7 (21:57):
And I just wanted to let you know that for
the second year in a row, our.

Speaker 4 (22:00):
First great kids are singing your song When I Grow
Up by The Raging Idiots.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
Because they just absolutely love the song.

Speaker 7 (22:08):
We will be singing it again for the second year
in a row for End of the Year Awards ceremony.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
Thank you for sharing that. We appreciate that.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
And Eddie and I did a kids record called The
Raging k Idiots, and the biggest song from it was
actually a number one kids song call When I Grew Up?

Speaker 2 (22:22):
Here you Go When I Grow Up? When Day?

Speaker 1 (22:41):
What a jam?

Speaker 2 (22:42):
What a jam?

Speaker 1 (22:44):
Pious pile of stories.

Speaker 4 (22:47):
So people were asked what do you do on Fridays
to make Mondays easier?

Speaker 1 (22:51):
And they share some of their responses and.

Speaker 4 (22:54):
Then I'm going to read them, and I'm curious if
you do anything to set yourself up for a good weekend.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
I wait for a weekend or for Monday, because you.

Speaker 4 (23:01):
Can relax on the weekend.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
So I don't like Mondays ever, And I like Mondays no,
because Monday's a new starts for the it's blank. You
get to do whatever you want with the whole week.
So I sound excited. I love a Monday. Oh all right,
well this is not for you, okay, they say.

Speaker 4 (23:16):
Someone said that they do laundry and wash their sheets
so they can have Friday fresh sheets and they go
into bed after work after the weekend and they just
sleep better.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
Yeah, lamb's hashtag ever Friday fresh sheets.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
Yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 4 (23:28):
Someone said, I wrap up my workday writing out a
checklist for Monday. I close out all of my browser
tabs so that I can check out mentally for the weekend,
and Monday is set up for me.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
That I understand.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
But that's doing a lot of work in order to
not have to do work.

Speaker 4 (23:44):
Because they don't want to work on a satary area.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
Yeah, I totally get that. I live my life lucky
charm style, meaning I eat all the oats first and
then I enjoy the marshmallows. My problem is in this metaphor,
I eat all the oats, and they are all these marshmallows,
and I'm like, let me eat another bull of just oats,
and I'll combind those two things in marshall and then
I never really get to the marshmallows. So it feels
a little bit like that. But they're eating their oats
in their marshmallows. Here's one you maybe can relate to.

Speaker 4 (24:07):
I take my pants off as soon as I get
home because I won't need them again until Monday.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Yeah, I mean I take my like, take my clothes off,
just drop them on the floor in a pile sometimes,
but mostly that so I can be more agile for more.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
Work when I would help. What else?

Speaker 4 (24:21):
The Bachelor is debuting a new series this fall called
The Golden Bachelor, and it's basically The Bachelor but for
senior citizens and whoever's joining in. I don't know if
the guy's going to look for a partner for his
sunset years.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
I demand they be shirtless again, the dudes. It should
be just like The Bachelor.

Speaker 6 (24:40):
The pool.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
You're in the same swimsuits. I should be making it.
There should be no changes just because they're older, right.

Speaker 4 (24:47):
Well, he's likely getting a second chance of love.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
No I hear you. I just want them to want
the dude shirtless. You want to see that?

Speaker 1 (24:54):
Yeah, I don't think we should. We should not allow
them to be themselves. It should be just like the
Young Bachelor. You should not discriminate because of age. I
want to see it just like it where when they
do the young version of it.

Speaker 4 (25:05):
Okay, I mean, I'm sure it'll be similar.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
Martha Stewart eighty three on the front sports ILLICITA point.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
That's right, that's she looks good. I was talking to
the guy's well, guy and woman from the war and treaty.
It's a husband and wife. And she was like he
asked for his hall past to be Martha Stewart what
he really did because he saw her on the front.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
He's like she he likes old man. Do you have
a hall pask?

Speaker 1 (25:26):
No, I don't need one.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
My wife's a hall past. Dude, good answers, I mean.

Speaker 4 (25:31):
Okay, fine, a senior citizen hall pass?

Speaker 1 (25:34):
Nope? Like is there anybody older that you're very attracted to?

Speaker 2 (25:37):
Marcia Brady in the seventies, Okay, no, no, no, no,
I'm not answering the question. Can you not tell him?

Speaker 1 (25:43):
I'm like Duke driving.

Speaker 4 (25:44):
You don't know, Barbara Walters or what's wrong Betty White?

Speaker 6 (25:48):
She did?

Speaker 4 (25:49):
I know what?

Speaker 2 (25:50):
On What's your Next story?

Speaker 1 (25:52):
You get weirder? Were even McIntyre.

Speaker 4 (25:55):
She's replacing Blake Shelton on the Boys, but she had
to keep a secret from him the entire time, and
it was killing her because she said, she is just
not a good liar. She doesn't she she was taught
not to lie, and she teaches her kids not to lie.
But she had to lie to Blake because apparently they
told her Blake cannot keep a secret.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
Whatever you have to do.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
I was gonna say, there's no way that that she
lied to him. But if they felt like they couldn't
tell it, is I telling Lunchbok something. You know he's
gonna say something.

Speaker 4 (26:24):
Yeah, But apparently Blake would hit her up and be like,
so you're gonna do it, let me know, tell me
and she said she would just have.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
To lie and it was killing her. But yeah, he
apparently can't.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
Keep a secret.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
I believe it. I'm Amy.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
That's my pile.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time news unbox.

Speaker 3 (26:44):
This forty three year old dude in Michigan logs onto
the internet and goes, man, you know, I'm gonna check
my email, and he has an email says, hey, congratulations, you.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
Want one hundred thousand dollars in the lottery.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
And he's like, has to scambler, scam scammelers like, I
ain't call him this number whatever.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
A couple of days goes by, he looks back at
the email, says, man, what if I really one.

Speaker 3 (27:10):
Scam?

Speaker 1 (27:10):
So he called the number an that I would never
call it obviously, couldn't stop thinking about it. Two days
later he's like, you know that numbers just it. You
didn't need to call it.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
And so what he did is when you buy a
lottery ticket, you can fill out the second Chance lottery.
If you lose that, they enter you in a drawing
and that's what it is, and they email you, like
why would they email you? No one's gonna think that's real,
like come to my house with a check or something.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
Maybe it's not publishers clear, but maybe the move is
you do that, you email them, you don't get a
response to that. Money then goes to whatever the program is.
They don't want you. The strategy. Interesting, I don't really know.
I never filled that out and I never would believe that,
and I never would call him back because I know
I be getting Sam pretty soon. But he got the money.

Speaker 3 (27:55):
Hut, he got one hundred thousand dollars. He said, Man,
it's just a crazy feeling. I don't know what I'm
gonna do with it, but it is awesome.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
Do you fill out the back? Oh yeah, do you
scan it? You got the app? You got the lottery app?
Oh yeah, you go to the Tennessee. I can't work
an app for a phone or set up anything technical,
And all of a sudden, he's an expert in.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
A now right here at Tennessee Lottery. Right here, Tenessey
Lottery app. You scan it, but half the time it says, oh,
that's not a valid ticket. I'm like, yes, it is,
I bought the ticket. Is so annoying, so the app
kind of needs some work. Well, let's talk about the
good things here. That good thing is that one of
these days I'm gonna be this guy get that one
hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
The good thing is the guy got one hundred thousand.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
That's a good thing. All right, There you go, That's
what it's all about.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
That was telling me something good,
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