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November 28, 2023 35 mins

Lunchbox sent another letter to Todd Chrisley hoping it'll get him on the visitation list, hear what it says! Plus, find out who got in a fight with a magazine salesperson for trying to scam them! Mailbag: Listener's roommate is having parties whenever she is out of town despite our listener asking her not to. How should our listener handle this situation?

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Speaker 1 (00:11):
You guys are out of control. Before we went on
the air, Edie's rubbing his hands together like it's freezing cold.
It's cold out side. Its great, feels a lot like Christmas.
Don't make you for saying like a blizzard. All right,
I'm glad of morning studio.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Morning.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
It sounded like this. I know you guys are home,
are in your car, your where? That's what he does.
I thought about started a fire down here. Yeah, it's
not that cold.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
I mean, that's why I wear a hoodie every day
so I can keep my hands in the pocket because
it's so freaking cold.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
I normally am cold, but for whatever reason, today it
feels great.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Well, you have a turtleneck on, ski jacket. You people
perform better when it's cold. That's why when you take
your A C T or S A T S the
room is cold.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
Look at those football players and they look like they're
having so much fun. They're doing so much better when
it's cold. They're outside though, in the snow. All right,
let's go here, let's go around the room.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
He would love to have a full head of hair,
but the transplant surgery is in Turkey, and he might
be scared to go there, it's Eddie.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, what are you all? Thoughts on
hot tubs?

Speaker 5 (01:06):
Like public hot tubs at a hotel awesome, They're so awkward.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
I got in one the other day and.

Speaker 5 (01:13):
It was like I started just me, right, I'm like
a hotel.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Yeah yeah. I was like, it's just me.

Speaker 5 (01:17):
It's nice in here, and like, ah, relaxing in the
hot tub. And then four people come in and no
one knows each other, and we're all in a circle
looking at each other, and after ten minutes, I'm like,
I gotta get out of here.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Yeah that's weird. It's just awkward, Like what do you
talk about? Nothing? I don't. And then everyone's enjoying how
it feels.

Speaker 5 (01:36):
Right, So some people are like, oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
So that also feels too personal. Why do you like it?

Speaker 4 (01:43):
But I guess I've never really sat in a public
hot tub like that I was talking about back in
the day, like apartment complexes and hot tubs and like
late night going the hot tub.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Okay, but what about if people just showed up and
sat in the hot tub with you? You didn't know,
I wouldn't. I was free, sheets to the wind, I
don't care. So you never did it, so I've never
done it like anyone saying. I just thought. He meant like,
do you get in a hot tub when you see one?
I'm like, heck, yeah I do.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
But even hot tubs to me, they're fine for a minute,
but then your body just acclimates and you like need
it to keep getting hotter. Oh yeah, next thing you know,
you're a lobster and you being cooked alive if you're
not careful so high. Yes, but it's the hot tubs
just generally for me, aren't my things?

Speaker 2 (02:21):
And then y'all ever get like rashes?

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Yeah? We kind of hot wind?

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Were you not many? I just thought sometimes I get
these word bumps if I getting.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
On Probably the chemical in the hot tub. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
When he interviews artists, he turns into mister Cringe. In
other words, he becomes completely unhinged.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
Hears Lunchbox, I needed you guys to vote team Lunchbox
or team wife. My wife has decided to do something
that I am totally one against, have always been against.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
I think swinging. He's not against that. Uh, I may
be done with that. Uh.

Speaker 4 (02:56):
It's Christmas cards. She wants to Chris Smiths cards. And
when I get them in the mail. I'm always like,
I can't believe people really do these. I feel like
it makes us old.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
And lame, like a family Christmas card.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Yes, she's not old and lame. If she wants to
do it, let her handle it. It's nothing on you.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
So here's why what she said, so our friends and
loved ones know what happened this year so they can
see some pictures. It's not old and lame. It's like
cute and makes everyone smile.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
Do you think other celebrities send out Christmas cards? Like
do you think Garth Brooks is sending Christmas cards?

Speaker 1 (03:32):
They do? Yeah, trust he has a really cute one,
I'm sure and sends it out. I mean, Carrie Underwood,
do you think she's got time for.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
A Christmas card?

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Carrie does for sure. Okay, so you think it's okay
to send Christmas cards?

Speaker 4 (03:44):
Yes, everyone wants to get it from us.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Well, just know that you have officially become old and lame.
Does she want to also send like a newsletter? What has?

Speaker 4 (03:56):
Guess she's gonna have a little paragraph about things we
did this year And I'm like, no one cares.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Yeah, I got one.

Speaker 5 (04:02):
I got one the other day where it was like Yeah,
our son Jimmy just got accepted to you know, like
Brown University.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
We're so proud of them. I'm like what what? Like
what okay?

Speaker 3 (04:10):
Some of them I don't even know the people say,
I don't even know the people sometimes like if Caitlyn
knows them, and she like just kind of knows them.
But we get one and then I hear about Jimmy
going to Brown University and it happened to bump into
them two years later.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
I always remember, like, Jimmy, how was Brown? They're like
what man? The Christmas card?

Speaker 4 (04:25):
Yeah, She's like like the sentence she wants to put on,
there's like, oh, we took our first family vacation where
we didn't go see fans or you know, we went
to Colorado where there's no family, and I'm like, no
one cares.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
But it's not about everybody dying to subscribe to your newsletter.
It's about putting it out there and if people want
to read it, great, If not, no problem.

Speaker 5 (04:44):
And are you cool with people just throwing it away?
Because who saves those throw exact.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
And then she was like, can you give me addresses?

Speaker 4 (04:50):
And I'm don't even open. I was like, I got
no addresses. No, I didn't help me with that.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
We save them and then when Christmas is over, we
throw them all away.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Okay, some people save them. Every year you can get
those big no, no, no, it's there's a neat way
to do it, just in case people want to those
big rings like that like a rain glass like yeah,
sort of like that, but it handscosely, but it's really big,
and you can hole punch them and put them in
there and then store them in a bin. And that
way you have every year.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
That way you when you get on the show Hoarders
its Christmas cars and maybe one All right, she's good
out a lot of things, but let's be real, she's
not the best when she gets behind the wheel. Here's Amy.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Yeah, I'm a good driver, but my tailbone, if I
sit too long, is starting to get out of control.
I mean sometimes during the show I get a little
uncomfortable because we sit a lot.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
You put a hole in the chair. Is it your
tailbone and we cut a hole out in the middle
of the chair or is it the actual tail that
you were talking like a poked through the bottom? I
see you look under you see the tailbone coming on.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
Maybe we just make a little indention for it. Yeah,
but it is my tailbone. And the longest flight that
I've taken in a very, very very long time was
over Thanksgiving when we flew to Hawaii, because I think
if you're flying for thirteen hours total and on the
way there, on the way back, and I had to
at some points like sit on my hands just to

(06:10):
give it a little release.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Tailbone. Man, I'm starting to this is urban legend, but
I'm starting to think it's real.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Like, well, it's something about it's getting worse.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Then you wiggle it.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
No, but I don't know it.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
You can't control it. Dude, that has a mine on
its own.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
No, it doesn't move. It's a bone.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
I can look, I'm an elbow moving like tibia phibia.
I can move everything.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
It's a bone. But I just don't know why it's
getting a little bit worse. And you know, if I
have to start flying with one of those little donuts,
or if I have to bring a donut into work,
be gentle mina Richie had one, a donut or a tail.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
You always set on a pillow American. I was like,
that's awesome, That's what I would do.

Speaker 5 (06:46):
Like a bus driver. Yeah, like just always out a pillow,
so you should do you should get you one of those.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Yeah, Or what's the gift? S s whoever has Amy's gift?
Maybe a silk gets you as silk butt massage or
I don't need it to know I have two of those.
All right, Ray go from Mountain Pine, Arkansas. He's got
footballs all over, so red Rover Red Rover NFL teams
send another one on over, Bobby Boone.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
Hey, I just want to talk about how much this
place is filled animals and not animals like raccoons, like
humans that have no regard for other people. Eddie brings
this big bag of Halloween candy. I mean it's been
a month now almost huge bag of Halloween Candy's kids
got way too much, so everybody's been eating out of it. Fine,
he even sat it in my office because people walk by.

(07:33):
It's in the chair. Fine, you want to grab a
couple of No problem you animals stop throwing your trash
in that bag.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
So what are they doing.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
They're getting They're getting it, they eat it, they throw
the trash back in the bag.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Do that on, guys, that's discussed.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
If one more piece of trash is in that. I'm
throwing the whole bag away, candy and everything. And are
you upset because you grabbed the candy thinking there's some minutes.
It's just I don't want trash in there.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
No, I did think the other day there was still
a little mini kit cat left, but it was a rapper.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
Frust there's a trash can right there beside it. Just
because it's a trash bag doesn't mean you throw the
trash back in. Yeah, you animals. It's probably you too,
how you're acting. Let's not know, not me, dude. I
brought those candies so I wouldn't eat them. I haven't
had here. No, I haven't had one.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
No trash in there.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
Yeah, people stop, Why are you saying I probably take
them all home? No, I'm it's dinner for tonight. Isn't
that what you do?

Speaker 1 (08:19):
No, it's not good enough dinner.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
It's like in my house soup.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
I mean, not a bad idea.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
I have a bowl of pistachios out on my kitchen
counter and I have to get on to my kids
because they throw the shells, take the shells, and they
put the shells back in there and do that. Then
it looks like a full bowl and then you go
to grab one and there's none.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
Disgusting, Thank you. I just wanting to say that, don't
do that. Whoever it is people do that with beers too,
You'll be fired.

Speaker 5 (08:42):
What Like they get a beer out of the cooler
and then they throw the empties back in there.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
You're like, what are you doing? Why are we throwing
empties in there? I would understand there wasn't a trash.
Can you know you don't want a litter? Okay, thank you,
Let's get the show started out. It's time to open
up the mail bag.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
You send mail and read it all the air to
get something we call Bobby's.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Yeah, hello, whoao, oh Bobby Bones.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
I'm in a long distance relationship and I travel to
see my boyfriend every couple of weeks for the weekend.
The last few times I was out of town, my
roommate had what I assume is a small party, but
now they're full on ragers. It was apparent that a
bunch of people had been there based on the fact
the house was dirty. Trash was everywhere, and this time
it looks like someone was even in my room. I

(09:24):
try to be cool about it. It just asked her Hey,
can you do a better job of cleaning up? But
now I'm worried about what's happening here when I'm gone.
Do I have a right to ask her to not
have parties or limit the number of people that she
has over when I'm not home? Signed a roommate of
a rager, any we think, Oh.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
Yeah, no, you absolutely have the right to say something.
It's your home too. I guess when it comes to
the more communal parts of the house, you can't control
what they do there, but they should not be in
your room, in your space. Yeah, maybe believe I would
lock the door with the ball, Yeah, which is such
an unfortunate thing. Like when you have a home and
you have a roommate, like you want to feel like

(09:59):
that's your safe space, and clearly that's not the case.
So I would, yeah, lock your room. And then I
don't know a plan on eventually working out a new
situation of where to live, because this just sounds like
it's getting out of control.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
I think, depending on what the least agreement is too,
you know, that affects a lot of things.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
Start planning.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
So yeah, so first thing I would do is when
I leave out, lock my room. But I would definitely
have a conversation.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
But again, I'm I think if you have a conversation
but you go aggressively, it's just not gonna go well,
regardless of where your stance is, even if it's completely logical.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
So it's like, we let me know if you're gonna
have a party, and last time there are people in
the room, as final I'll make sure nobody gets there.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
And that's on me. I should have locked my door.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
You can do that even though it's not on you,
but it'll keep your roommate from being like, oh no,
so and say, hey, should we have some sort of
rule about cleaning up after a party? If it doesn't
go how you like it to go, you got to
get you got to figure out where to move. But
you can have a conversation and maybe it fixes itself.
But I would definitely have that conversation, but I definitely

(11:00):
lock my freaking door.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
What about limiting the number of parties? Now? You can't.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
You can't do that. They're adults.

Speaker 4 (11:06):
It's yeah, man, I just want to know why she's
having parties when she's gone, so she must be the
lame roommate that she's like, Man, I can't have a
phone when she's here, when she's gone.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Let's go. Or maybe she's just gone for every weekend
because her boyfriend's long distance, or maybe it's only two
or three. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
You can have a conversation, but I would for sare,
lock your room, and if the conversation doesn't go well,
it's time to long term start looking for probably a
new situation.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
I mean, whatever the circumstances, because in this case it's
a party and you are lots of people and being
in your room. But in any relationship, whether it's a
roommate or a significant other, whatever, like you said, Bobby,
being careful on how you speak, because the other person's
going to immediately get defensive if it's like you're attacking
them or you, but just making sure you use how
does it make you feel, use like eye language, and

(11:50):
then like you said, we can we talk about parties
or what they're going to look like, and then they're
less likely to get on the defense.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
And if you don't have a huge ego about it,
like I said, take some blame even it wasn't your fault,
because all that does is help the overall ending and
your tone. My wife always says your tone. I'm bad
at tone on email though. I was like, do this.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
We got your gamemail and we laid on the air.

Speaker 6 (12:14):
Now let's find the clothes Bobby email bag.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
Yeamn? Alright, so what happened with you?

Speaker 4 (12:20):
I got doing a fight with the magazine salesman? You
know those guys comes door to door selling quote unquote magazines.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
That is just a scam. We all know it's a scam.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
And is it always a scam because somebody had to
do it, like for real once at least.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Yeah, right, it.

Speaker 4 (12:39):
Maybe used to not be a scam, but now I
feel like it's one hundred percent scam. And he has
a little badge on it and he's like, hey man,
I'm just trying to get my life on track. And
if you could subscribe to these magazines, I get a
portion of the sales, you know, get me on my feet.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
How'd you up the fight? Why did you just say no?
Thank you? Well that's what I wanted to do. And
then I was just like, you know what, let me
just go ahead and say no. No, you said you
want to, then why didn't you do it? No? I
know there's no audio.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
I should have if i'd had my phone with me,
I would have, but I wanted to kind of let
him know that I know it's a scam, but without
calling him out, saying, hey, you're scamming people.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
Why would you want to do that?

Speaker 4 (13:20):
Yeah, And he's like, here's my badge and you know
it's some laminated stupid thing. And I was like, hey, man, listen,
I am just really about like cutting back on waste
in the environment, Like I'd love to go to your
website and order magazines digitally, but I don't want to
get them sent to me. And he was like, that's
some bs and you turn around and walked away, and

(13:44):
my wife's like, you know, he's coming back to get
our house right, Like he knows where we live. You
called him a scammer, You made him mad. His reaction
lets us know that we need to be on high alert.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
Why do you just say no, thank you? I said,
you wanted to, but then you also changed, Hey.

Speaker 4 (13:58):
I wanted to, but then I wanted to say, you
know what, this guy's scamming people, and I want him
to know that I am not falling for his scam
and that scams don't work on me.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
And so I wanted to, like put it untill worth
it now, because he doesn't know where you live. Could
be angry at you.

Speaker 3 (14:12):
Could do a lot of things, maybe not even break
in and murder you, but just bush your windows or
steal your call.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
I don't know. I mean he could. And now now
that I think about it, I didn't know he'd have
that reaction.

Speaker 4 (14:22):
But now I'm thinking you're challenging him, though not indirectly
in a passive aggressive way, okay.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
And aggressiveness okay, I feel like that's direct, but I
think he just says words. Okay.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
So I started having those thoughts, like because my wife
said it. And then Amy's always worried about people coming
and retaliating.

Speaker 3 (14:40):
If he doesn't retally in the next seventy two hours,
you're in the clear. Okay, Oh there's a time limit
y like that show where you Got to Find the crime?
Oh first Yeah, seventy two though, because I don't know why,
just a next trip?

Speaker 1 (14:51):
Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (14:52):
Yet right, because it's a scam, obviously it's a scam.
If he doesn't want to give me a website, it's
a scam.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
We can argue about this all day. Just say no,
thank you. That's it.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
No thank you, yeah, but the lunch flogs needed him
to know that he knew that he was a swimmer.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
Say no, thank you and move on. He had a badge, man, Also,
I need a badge some magazines. Yeah exactly.

Speaker 4 (15:14):
It's like this laminated, like a little flimsy piece of crap,
and I'm.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
Like, we hope you, we hope you here all week.
You know what I'm saying. Keep one eye open. Shouldn't
be worried that neighborhood watch you should be worried. Yes,
you're good man. Right, it's time for the good news.

Speaker 5 (15:27):
Ready. George and Diana live in South Carolina, and throughout
their marriage they have adopted twenty one children. Now that's unbelievable,
from all different countries. They've adopted twenty one. But their
latest one is the crazy one. His name is Chance
and they adopted him through embryo adoption, which means you

(15:49):
can adopt a baby through the embryo, put it in,
you have the baby, and then you've adopted it.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
It's called a snowflake adoption.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
Never heard of it. I get called a snowflake at times.
Same thing. I don't think so many, I don't.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Think so all right, Amy, what do you know about this, Well,
my friend did it, and it's the earliest stage. It's
the earliest form of adoption out there.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
And so when what is it called snowflake?

Speaker 2 (16:12):
Well, I don't know exactly why I'm all that, but
you so, when people create a bunch of embryos, oftentimes
they're sitting there if they've used whatever they're going to
use to get pregnant, and then they're just stored away
and they either get destroyed or they sit there. And
so some people put their embryos up for adoptions so
that they'll be put to use and not destroyed.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
Oh that's good. Wow, And Diana did this was just
forty eight.

Speaker 5 (16:37):
So she says, hopefully this will give people hope, like
if you think you're too old to have a baby
or whatever.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
And we're missing the lead here too.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
Twenty one kidsable, how do they take care of twenty
one kids?

Speaker 1 (16:47):
Yeah, they say the grocery bill is ridiculous. So here's
the deal. The embrias are done about families who have
cryo preserved. So that's where the snowflake comes from.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
Yeah, yeah, they're frozen.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
So then what happened? They twenty one kids and they're
doing it too. They just they just want to you know, show.

Speaker 5 (17:03):
I mean, well, they first they wanted to adopt, but
then at the same time they want to talk about
it more so give people some hope. Like there's literally
there's the traditional way of adopting like Amy and I've done,
and then there's the embryo ad here too. That's what
I'm saying, snowflake man, I freaked out because I adopted too.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
Yeah. Two's a lot, Yeah, but I don't think they
adopted twenty one at once. I think that's still awesome.
That's great, great story. That is what it's all about.
That was telling me something good.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
This website, Yard Barker, they put their greatest opening lines
to songs of all time.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
You'll know all of them.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
If I were to play it or sing it the
way that it's supposed to be saying. For example, if
I were going to sing.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
Just a small town girl living in a lonely world
would be journey Don't stop Believing, Don't stop believing right now.
If I were to sing it wrong, I would be like,
just hey, small down girl living in a loane lee
where see that would be tough. That throws you off right,
So we're gonna play Bobby sings them wrong. We have

(18:02):
five of these. Write your answer down, you guys, Ready
to go?

Speaker 6 (18:04):
Right?

Speaker 1 (18:05):
All right, here we go. Somebody what told me? The
world is gonna run me? Very famous song? Just song
or artists a song? Yeah, somebody, what's to me? The

(18:25):
world's gonna roam me? Amy's covering her ears? Well, she's
trying not to hear the music or me do it? Okay? Yeah, alright,
five seconds, guys, I'm in. I'm in for the wind, Amy,
what do you have? All Star, Lunchbox, all Star, Eddie
all Star? Somebody won told me all star by smash Mouth.

(18:51):
Nice shot.

Speaker 3 (18:52):
Now you can't guess the artist only to brag. But
if you miss it, you missed the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
Yeah, I'm not gonna do that. Okay, I like that?
All right? Here we go. Well lit is One for
the money, two for the show. Oh, I wouldn't know
what you're saying. Three I just know the joke from

(19:15):
Vegas to get Ready, don't tell that joke. All right,
there you go. One for the money, dang it man,
Two for the show man that is so stupid, Three.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
To get Ready?

Speaker 1 (19:34):
Four No, four, Yeah they did four nineteen fifty six,
I need your answer.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
For the money nineteen fifty six.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
Time lushbox. That is Frank Sinatra. Let's dance, Amy ABC, Eddie,
that's blue Swede shoes for the money.

Speaker 6 (20:03):
Step on up, stupid, Okay, let's go baby.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
That is two down. We got three to go. Here's
this one. Look if you had one shot or one
uppportunity to seize everything that you ever wanted in one moment,
would you capture it? Here we go again. Look, if

(20:36):
you had one shot or one opportunity to seize everything
that you ever wanted in one moment, would you capture it?
I'm in, I'm singing it wrong, but it's every word.
Maybe he's struggling, maybe he's like bent over, look as

(21:00):
in a vomit you in? Yeah, the wind, I just
rolling down, Eddie in, I'm in.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
I know what it is. It's eminem.

Speaker 4 (21:15):
One shot, Eddie, lose yourself, Eminem, lose yourself, Eminem.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
Look if one shot, one that everything you ever wanted? Yeah,
knows all the words that song? He does? You want
me to but don't mess? Here we go Yeah? Are
you ready? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (21:40):
Yeah? Oh?

Speaker 1 (21:42):
You had right in there? All right later, all right,
next one up. Here we go boom boom boom.

Speaker 6 (21:49):
Some people call me the space Cowboy boom boom. Some
people call me the game ster he love boo boop.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
These are the biggest and greatest opening lines the songs
of all time. I'm singing it wrong, though, boo boop.
Some peep call me the space ace Cowboy boo boop.
Some people call ho me the ester love man. Oh

(22:27):
Amy's singing it? Eddie three lunch bucks to Amy one
home on guys, you got a lunch trying too? Oh yeah,
why can't I I can't name this man Amy real
real Yeah, that's good. Rock cowboy, Eddie Joker, Steve Miller Ban.

(22:52):
Some people call me the space cow where. Some people
call me.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
Just ask me.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
You had it kind of you knew what you knew?
That love the name you sing it? Okay, here we go.
Boom boom boom, boom boom. Is this real life? Boom
boom boom boom? Is this just fantasy? Boom boom boom?

Speaker 2 (23:28):
Is this real life?

Speaker 1 (23:30):
Boom boom boom boom? Is this just fantasy? I mean, oh, man,
got that technical be you wanna hear it again? Boom
boom boom boom is this real life? Boom boom boom

(23:51):
bom is just just honaty. I think that's like a
rock opera with Yeah time, Lushbox, Happy birthday to my brother.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
Hey cool Amy a Bohemian Rhapsody.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
Eddie, Bohemian Rhapsody, Queen fantasye nice showed your brother's birthday.
That thirty is cartage ya, that's not two days all right? Birthday?
Never mind, Eddie, you're the one.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
A nice show.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
Everybody ready.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
Stop out.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
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way you can win is by signing up on our website.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
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It's the gift exchange. We're giving away a car. We
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to be in on it, just go to Bobbybones dot
com and you'll see it all up there.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
The rules, how to get in doesn't cost anything. We
don't spam you. That's all cool.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
Next, Lunchbox has written a second letter to Todd Christly.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
Oh yeah, and he wants to read it to us.
Todd Christly is in prison financial.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
Crimes right basically, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, So we talked
Christi as a guest host on the show with Us
and Lunchbox wants to go visit in prison. But he
didn't respond to the first letter, but Lunchbox thinks there's
a reason why, so he's written another letter.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
He will read it to us next Bobby Bone show.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
There's that show chrisly Knows Best and Todd Chris Lely
the dad he has guest hosted on the show before
he went to prison financial crimes and he's in prison
of Florida somewhere.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
Yeah, and once by him a letter so he could
go down and visit him. We want to go visit
check in on him. He didn't get a response back,
But then you figured that what was the reason? His
daughter posted that the warden has been destroying his mail?

Speaker 1 (25:50):
Do we know that for a fact? On her Instagram?

Speaker 2 (25:53):
No?

Speaker 1 (25:54):
But do we know that for a fact? Are you
just know? I'm just reading those are the facts I.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
Know, and so well you know that's a fact, that's
the information he has read.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
God, yeah, got it a little different. But yeah, especially
if we get sued, we're not because that's just what
she wrote it. You have. I read it and I
was like, oh it must be true. Okay, on Instagram.
So you decided to write him a second letter, Yes, because.

Speaker 4 (26:17):
I was like, oh, maybe that's why I haven't gotten
a response. Not that he was like, you know, ignoring
my request to get on the visitation list. Maybe he
just never got it.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
Never got it. Why wouldn't he want you to visit? Exactly?

Speaker 3 (26:27):
Okay, so this is a second letter that he's sending it,
maybe the first that he reads though, Right you ready?

Speaker 1 (26:32):
Yeah? Go ahead, Todd. Have your holidays.

Speaker 4 (26:36):
I know spending your first holiday season behind bars has
to be extremely challenging, but wanted you to know we
haven't forgotten about you and what's going on with your case.
Earlier this year, I sent you a couple of letters
but never heard back from you, so I assumed you
were mad at me, But now I find out the
warden has been destroying your mail.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
That's awful, man. How are you holding up?

Speaker 4 (26:58):
Christmas is right around the corner, so I was hoping
you could send me your Christmas list. Maybe I could
get you a few items, Sannah. You know he's probably
not on your visitation list, but if you can put
me on the list, I will bring the presence and
act as Santa. Let's go keep your head up and
remember tis this season to be jolly your friend, lunchbox.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
That's beautiful. That's really good, dude, you come in to me. Wow. Wow, Okay,
so you're mailing it today, mailing it today, you send
it like special overnight priority. No, no, no, you just normal.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
Look, maybe you should make it priority.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
The way it stands out, he can't sign for it, guys,
the warden came, but it gets that quicker. Can you
feel like a file in there? You mean a file
in there, A nail file, a rock hammer.

Speaker 6 (27:41):
I am not no.

Speaker 3 (27:43):
What if the warden's listening now, you can do well? No, no, no,
just say something next to the warden. Now the words
listening down to Florida.

Speaker 4 (27:49):
Oh warden, I hear you are a really nice, stand
up lady and you do amazing things for the community.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
Spray it with cologne or perfume.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
M I'm not trying to seduce him her.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
The warden, Oh little heart.

Speaker 5 (28:02):
Hey, there's a few words in there in the letter
that I found interesting.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
I feel like he hit the source and just hit
match and then didn't really check it. AI chat or whatever.
What do you mean?

Speaker 2 (28:10):
What?

Speaker 1 (28:11):
No?

Speaker 5 (28:11):
I feel like the whole Santa. Thing was like maybe
I'll do this, maybe, Like, why don't you tell him
like I can be your Santa.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
I felt like he was.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
They ever played Dirty Santa with somebody not in the
big house.

Speaker 4 (28:22):
Okay, see no, I was saying, like, Santa probably can't
visit the prison, but if I will bring the president,
if he sends me the list, I can, you know,
bring him some presents.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
But I think you can only get him what's in
their store. Their commisari. Oh you don't do they get
Christmas presents? I don't think so. Man, tell him unlimited
cup of noodles. Though, well, I don't even know if
he can afford cigarettes. But he's in like a fun prison.
Oh right, it's like minimum security. I don't think it's fun.
You need to play golf and like hang out, watch

(28:52):
TV shows like Bench, Netflix and stuff. I think, yeah, yeah,
it's not like he's doing hard time. Right, we'll mail
it off today. I will mail it and hopefully we'll
get a response before we leave for Christmas. Yeah, Oh
that'd be awesome.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
My Christmas wish is for him to let you come
down to Federal prison camp in Pensacola, a minimum security
federal prison camp. I mean they call it camp, that's true,
not a minimum security United States Federal prison for mail inmates,
unincorporated and Florida is operated by the Federal Bureau of
Prisons Division of the United States of Justice.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
Population seven hundred and eighty. Okay, well, we'll just stand
by and see what happens.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
Right.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
We'd love for the chrystlies to, Oh, you know what
I need to do?

Speaker 4 (29:27):
Is I need to do I need to send a
self addressed envelope with it so you can mail me
something back or just say hey, I do that.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
By the way, our address is this, Yeah, do that?

Speaker 2 (29:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (29:37):
Do that self address deft envelope. Put a file on it.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
No, no file.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
Here's a voicemail from Aaron in Illinois. Good morning, studio.
I'm sitting here watching a commercial for NCIS Sydney and
wondering what happened to Amy watching that as a punishment.
I would just love to hear your thoughts on it.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
Yeah, Well it wasn't I who was punished, it was Yeah.

Speaker 4 (30:00):
How's the show going, buddy? Oh man, I haven't started
to yet. It's still on the DVR. How many episodes
have happened?

Speaker 1 (30:06):
Do we know three. Okay, but you can't. We gotta
have a rule, like you can't ever get like five
episodes behind or something.

Speaker 4 (30:12):
Okay, well, you didn't ever set rules. So I was
just like, man, fair, what if I'm so into it?
I just want to watch one after another? Probably not
gonna happen, so.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
Let's do this. Then you can't ever be five episodes behind.
All right, I'll I'll go ahead and start it. So
I'll give you a review of jim and Nancy going
under down under? Is that their names sounds like Jimmy.
It's a lot of Jimmy. Probably gonna be it. Okay,
here's another one, go ahead, Okay, what China covers throws
a day Ray Christmas? Yeah that's cute. Is it cool

(30:40):
to say Mary Christmas now?

Speaker 6 (30:41):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (30:41):
Absolutely, even though it's November twenty eighth. Yeah, yeah, because yeah,
December gotta be December, December one official day. Yeah, that's
when you say Mary Christmas.

Speaker 4 (30:49):
I thought, O Giving is happy Holidays, then his December
one Merry Christmas.

Speaker 3 (30:53):
I would think after Thanksgiving you put decorations up. You
can't before that too, But I would think that would
be the flip for most people. When you're putting decorations up.
You say Merry Christmas. You can you can in June
for all I care. I have no problem, but I
just wonder when most people do it.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
The pile of stories.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
So survey found that a lot of Americans want a
solo vacation this holiday season, like they just want to
be alone.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
Is everybody that tired of their family need to recover
from work? Oh you like that? That'd be amazing.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
Yeah, there's there's significant other and their kids.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
So solo vacation does it mean solo just alone? Or
solo meaning not your family but you go like your buddy.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
I think it's like they're referring to solo like people
just want to like connect, even if it's just for
a couple of days.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
You send them all on vacation and you just stay home. Yeah, yeah, work.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
Which I saw this other thing that was talking about
the top destinations like a travel destinations for twenty twenty
four and Cleveland made the list.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
And Hall of Fame.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
If you want the browns uh, Portland was on there.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
We'll do it.

Speaker 3 (31:57):
Thank you for everyone. Portland obviously, the Red No, the Trailblazers.
I was thinking another soccer team are they the red woods. No,
they're the timbers exactly.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
You could hit up Montana if you love nature.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
In the top it's just hard to get there. That's
it's not that one Mount Rushmore.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
That's not South Dakota. Okay. But speaking of hard to
get there in the top five, no, Saudi Arabia's it's
one as for adventurous travelers, and it is on the list.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
Don't mind the possibility losing their head. Yeah, yeah, I'm good.
It is adventurous that turkey.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
Well, Freddie, funny you mentioned that because I also saw
this whole thing about three D printed hair. So Eddie
might not even need.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
To go to now we're talking what about three D
printed head or anything? Okay, what about th Eddie?

Speaker 2 (32:52):
No, it's like three D printed hair follicles. It's like
a lab grown human skin tissue and then they I
don't know, put it on and then while it sort
of takes and scientifically how it's happening. But it has
been successful and this is a huge breakthrough that could
change the future sounds any hair transplant procedure.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
Got it? Thank you, Eddie. Three D love it. It's
like Avatar basically ahead.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
So Tim mcgrawl isn't planning to write a memoir, but
if he ever does, it's not going to be full
and complete, because he says.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
The worst tease to get me to buy something. Ever,
I'm not doing it, but if I do, it's going
to suck.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
Well, he said, there's a lot of stuff that he
doesn't want people to know about. So in a nutshell,
I guess there's too many little skeletons in the closet
or something he doesn't want to write about.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
He may change his tune if he goes broke.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
I don't think that he would.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
That's usually whenever people change their tunes. But how gambling
people go broke? A hammer? Taxes?

Speaker 2 (33:58):
Uh, timmcgral has been he just longer career than.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
He forgets who he is. Bad investments, camembers pen number.
Oh you can't get ahead.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
I mean that's my pile.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
That was Amy's Kyle of stories. It's time for the
good news.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
How much box.

Speaker 4 (34:22):
Firefighters in South Jordan, Utah got a call. Woman fell
off the ladder trying to hang Christmas lights. Oh she's hurt.
She's got to go to the hospital.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
What are they gonna do? No Christmas lights? Up.

Speaker 4 (34:32):
Hey, the amblance takes her firefighters. We don't have any
other calls. Hey, Jimmy, get up on the ladder.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
Lots of Jimmy's in his stories, A loud of Jimmy.
Jimmy's kind of a fall too person.

Speaker 4 (34:41):
Yeah, well his really name is Austin, but Jimmy just
sounds better. It flows off the tongue. So they stayed
around and hung up for Christmas life for that's cool.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
What if you can fake that?

Speaker 3 (34:51):
I was gonna say, exactly, I'll drive myself into the doctor.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Guys, I don't know. I guess I won't have Christmas.
And it's the fire de man.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
They've got big ladders so they could do the whole house,
and they sing them. They got somebody to swing them around.

Speaker 4 (35:05):
They got to go above and beyond because if they're firefighters, like, oh,
you know, they did a crappy job, so you gotta
do it.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
I have been trying to figure out how I'm gonna
get I'm want to get a real tree, and it
just seems it's difficult to like, I want a ten
foot real tree, and that's very difficult for me to
do by myself.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
Yes, they can fall off a ladder.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
Know this is my first Christmas, like, trying to figure
that out. Just one right, how do we make this happen?
Maybe one of y'all could volunteer.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Second, all right, let's watch. That's what it's all about.
Thank you that was telling me something good.
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