May 20, 2024 • 36 mins
In today's mailbag, a listener is struggling to convince her husband to wait until birth to find out their baby's gender, so she asks Bobby how to handle the situation. Plus, the show plays 'Masterpiece Theatre: 2000's Movies' edition!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Transmitting I hope you had a great weekend. Welcome to
Monday show More Studio morning. All right, you get to
know question of the morning if you could say you're
an expert on three things? Were the top three things
that you would be an expert in, like it it's
(00:23):
a show, or somebody was like, I really need to
know about this, Like where is your expertise top three things?
Let me know when you're in I'm in lunchbox, your
first reality TV love it, just it, eat it up?
Naps an expert in naps. I know how to nap.
(00:43):
I can teach you how to nap. I carn't nap better.
I don't nap very well.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I mean just lay down, close your eyes many I
am so good at it. And women, excuse women. I
know women inside and now what do you know about it?
I know how you can seduce a woman. I know
you how you can get a woman to fall for you.
I know how you can get her to go home
with you from the bar, whatever you need, all the things.
I am well rounded in women.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
So your expertise your areas are reality TV yep, naps
and women yep. It sounds like tricking with the first two.
Don't feel like it goes with a third. Well, they
don't have to be all the same. Oh, I know,
but if you're anxtert the first two, don't feel like
you're gonna get the third one. I don't understand what
you mean. Watch a lot of reality, but take a
lot of nap. Don't get a lot of women. That's
usually how it goes.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
No, no, trust me, I mean trust you? And what
though with women? Yeah, I mean I can teach women
like yes, if they were like open, Yes, if they
were opened, I could have no problem.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Any It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if there's a single,
a lest Hollywood female and she's at a bar, but
she's in your single and she's single, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
It's you can real magic time. Yes, reel her in
like the big fish in the sea. I may take
a little bit. I think you could land it.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Eventually.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
You're gonna keep going. She's not gonna break that line.
Keep real, this is weird. They can stay steady, Eddie.
What are your three areas?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Okay, mine's easy, mine's grilling. I'm a grill king expert.
Also to musica trivia, I can dominate music trivia. I'm
so good at it. And then lastly, beat a parent.
I mean, if my friends call me all the time.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Like dude, what do I do here? My son's doing this?
What do I do? It's really easy and I give
them advice.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Don pretty easy, man, it's pretty good.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Amy Uh yeah, code of Pennon behavior.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Like an expert in it.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
I'm really really good at, yeah, what not to do
in that situation. I'm an expert in like nighttime me,
taking care of morning me, Like I really know how
to set up my evening for a better day the next.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
Day, like I can.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
I can help people figure out how to do that,
the things you need to do to feel good when
you wake up. And then I've become an expert co parenting,
had to.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Do a lot of it, learn some things.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
M h.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
It's good. I like it. Very vulnerable. I would go
nineties television. I'm pretty solid. Yeah, in my hobby for
years with just googling people in random shows. I would
say being left handed, I mean you are left handed,
Like I can help you with how to write left hand,
(03:23):
how to throw or to get the best gloves golf
clubs bats well, although bats go both ways. But yeah,
but a lot of things about being left handed that
people don't understand. It's it's a hard knock lifecssors scissors.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
For sure, someone's coming up and just real They're like,
I don't know, should.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Or should I force my kid to be left handed?
Because that happens, or he's left handed naturally? Should I
force him to be right handed? That happens with kids?
And you're an expert at this, yes, let your kid
be left handed, but I will also give you some
tips along the way to help you. And then also
i'd say music trivia as well. I mean I think
I'm better than Eddie, and that's experts. I would say
you are better than me on that department. Well, there
(04:00):
you go, but we should battle something.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
I mean, you just folded like a lawn chair, dude, like,
because you're better than me, but we should battle one.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
But it doesn't mean well, whoa.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
It doesn't mean you can't have two experts at something,
one maybe better than the other.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Though, well, I would say music trivia or country music history.
I can just pull into that one. Music trivia. Let
me have music trivia, Yeah, like historical country music. I
think I'm pretty good there. From well, since it began
country music when the Europeans came over, It's fiddle and
the slave ships brought over the banjo. Okay, you saw
(04:32):
one documentary, Man, I've spoken on it many a time.
That's all I'm gonna say. Why it's called hill building music.
But that doesn't max right? What was yours? Me? You think?
Definitely sports gambling? Do you think you're sports gambling? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (04:48):
I've learned enough ups and downs, highs and lows, peaks
and valleys to teach people how it's an investment and
not necessarily a gamble, even though it's considered.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
That boy that Okay, did you know he? I mean
he builds houses right with all that money you make
from gambling. No, but I've I've learned how to not
lose money gamble. Yeah, by not gambling, by not gambling
unless you're.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Going, or letting your wife have control of your.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Your gambling that Oh yeah, finances?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
What else?
Speaker 7 (05:13):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (05:13):
Let's go wrestling? I wrestled the majority of my life.
Oh not like Holgain, No, that could be good at that.
Like Amy, I could teach her really pretty quickly how
to take down somebody in a couple of minutes. You
want to teach Amy Amy and all people like women
like personal defense.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Self defense. Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
And then give me powerlifting. I could show a dude
how to get jacked in a month, whip him into
shape one summer. I feel like I know you guys
a little bit better. That's to get to know question.
Glad you guys are here.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Let's open up the mail bag, sir. Get something we
call Bobby's mail bag. Yeah, hello, Bobby Bones. I'm nine
weeks pregnant. My husband and I are debating on when
to find out the baby's gender. He wants to know
as soon as we can, but I'm gonna wait until
the baby's born. The reason I want to wait is
because I want to experience that moment during birth when
(06:06):
I hear the doctor say it's boy or it's girl.
To me, that will be powerful and that's something you
can experience once. However, my husband wants to spend time
buying things specific for their gender. He wants to be
able to tell family and friends. He wants to pick
out a name. What do you think about this situation?
(06:26):
Signed Mama to be I'm gonna go to here to
some of the baby Daddy's here, Baby Daddy Eddie your thoughts,
your advice.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Oh we did was we didn't have a choice because
when we got the we got the what's it called sonogram,
they were like, well, there it is.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Okay, stop you. I feel like it was just so prevalent.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Even if we wanted to, you know, find out at birth,
we found out when we got the sonogram. But I
don't think there's anything wrong with preparing. I don't think
there's anything wrong with being surprised. I think some people
make the argument of like, oh, we want to get
the room ready, we want to paint it whatever, blah
blah blah.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
But I don't know.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
I mean I didn't really experience this, but I feel
like both things are okay. You just got to figure
it out with your wife, like what do you want
to do? Or you're they're arguing about it.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Though, wife wins.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
I like preparing. I like knowing that way we can,
you know, just buying all this stuff. If it's a boy,
let's buy them you know, whatever, shirts with soccer balls
on them or whatever. If it's a girl, then we
get her, you know, tutu's and all that.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
You yelled, wife winds, Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
I just think she's the one that's pregnant and carrying
the baby. There's a lot she has to know that
he doesn't do to tango. I underderstand that, but it's
just like, you know, give her one, give one her
because your life isn't completely different, your body, not everything
about you is so different for nine months. I think
that's like a one little compromise you can make, which
(07:45):
you can still.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
Prepare for a child.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Just be neutral, Like what why do we have to
have such specific boy things girl things?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Just bee they have favorite teams, also the girl's score
the favorite teams.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yeah, lunchbox man. I hate to say it, but I'm
on the woman's side. Yes, because we didn't find out,
so that came out of the birth canal if it
was a boy or girls. And there is nothing like
that feeling when that doctor puts the baby on your
wife's chest and your wife says what is it and
you say it's a baby and she says, no boy
(08:18):
or girl?
Speaker 1 (08:19):
And you pick it up and.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
You see if there's a part or no part, and
you say it's a boy.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
But do you think your feelings will be different if
you had a girl? It's of all boys, no thes.
I mean they would, Well, that's my wife.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
On the third one, she was like, I really want
to find out because I don't think I can handle
the emotion of it being a third boy in the
delivery room. And so we were gonna have a baby
reveal party at my parents' house. And then my wife
backed out. She was like, you know what, No, I
don't want to do it. I'm not prepared for this.
Let's just wait till it's born. And it's the most
magical feeling. You can paint it a neutral color, yellow, gray, green, blue,
(09:00):
it doesn't matter. All the clothes they're gender neutral anyway.
They got elephants, they got balloons, they got flowers.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Yeah, there's you'd let your boy wear a flower. No, okay,
I'm just saying. I didn't mean to say flower.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
I said elephants, balloons, say flowers, And then I said flowers.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
You let your boy wear purple, like a light purple,
like a lavender. That's close.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
Purple looks good on guys.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
I mean dark purple. Okay, lavender where there's a line
where it gets a little But.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
I'm sorry, I like, I like to usually be dudes
all the way bros before you know what, But.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
I don't think his wife's the whole. I think they're
I'm going with the woman wa is born. There you
have it. I don't have a I'm not weighing in.
What would you do though?
Speaker 5 (09:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:49):
The only the only thing that I would think would
be a bit of a headache is if you have
a baby shower. Nobody does what to buy, so you're like,
just get and then people are like, okay.
Speaker 5 (09:57):
But there's plenty that you need that doesn't like.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
I'm not arguing, no need to argue with me. I'm
just saying that's the only thing I could think of.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
Rollers and car seats and all of that stuff. Yeah, okay, cars.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Towards it onesies, do you have two names ready to go?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
The naming thing is one too first.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
Okay, have one ready for the girl and one ready
for the boy.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Yeah, that's what you do. You come over with the list. Yeah,
but I probably like one more than the other, and
then I'd be like, oh, hope, it's not this one. Okay,
thank you, guys, thank you for the email. It sounds
like she is the winner, he is the loser. Yes, Wait,
and then if it's not a good experience for the
next one, then find out earlier. But unless you're like Eddie,
(10:38):
where they're like like father like son, trying to wait
for the boy, that's all they saw was the part
they were like, we need to move out from buying,
the part that be like where's the baby?
Speaker 5 (10:48):
Oh my gosh, all right, close.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Melt your mail.
Speaker 6 (10:53):
Now it's finding the clothes Bobby fail.
Speaker 8 (10:56):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
So Lunchbuck says it Morgan doesn't find things funny that
he thinks are funny, and that she needs to improve
her sense of humor. Now. I don't know what was
happening here. I don't know if you were telling jokes
and she wasn't laughing. No, I wasn't like doing a
stand up routine or anything.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Morgan was trying to record a spot like a commercial,
like a commercial, and I just had a burp come
out in the middle of it, her of her yeah,
and so I did it and she didn't like it,
so then I'd let her start going again.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
I just like I was burping again and she didn't
laugh once. Okay, so here listen to it. I'll see
you brought audio. Yah, I brought audio.
Speaker 9 (11:35):
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for half the price of ozimpic. Trust the leader in
medical weightless.
Speaker 8 (11:45):
Are you for real?
Speaker 5 (11:47):
It's just for real, all for happen.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Okay, that's so annoying. I would punch you.
Speaker 9 (11:54):
Happening all for half the price of ozmpic. Trust the
leader in medical weight loss with over thirty years experience,
They've helped over a milt.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
I got to kill him her job. She didn't laugh
one time, and I'm like, girl, you need to have
some fun at work. Lighting up, relax a little bit.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
She's trying to do a commercial so she can go home.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
I understand, but man, when you do that, like if
you would have laughed the first time or the second time, okay,
instead of getting annoyed, I'm like, maybe this is why
she has trouble with dudes.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
She did have a good sense of humor.
Speaker 8 (12:25):
She did.
Speaker 9 (12:25):
I had a great sense of humor. I am so
proud of myself that I didn't punch you in that scenario.
Would any of the rest of yours laughed?
Speaker 1 (12:32):
And that would have happened once one time?
Speaker 9 (12:36):
And he gets yeah, and I like, let him go
on without getting mad at him, and I just kind.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Of that's all. He's doing a real bird right right,
but all the others are fake. Yeah, just interrupting her? Yeah,
hit again, hear that first burd again?
Speaker 9 (12:53):
All for half the price of ozimpica.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
A little toddler, I'm saying, not a very good sense
of him. Or if you can't laugh at.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
Things, I don't feel like that has anything to do
with my humor.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
No, and you know we don't work. We laugh at work.
If you don't laugh at work, then are you here?
Speaker 7 (13:13):
What you know?
Speaker 1 (13:14):
I loving right now?
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Boy?
Speaker 1 (13:18):
I don't think it's the same though, But let's not
interrupt people when they're doing their commercials.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Yeah, it was an accident. The barbers happened, all of them. No,
those once I saw that I needed to work on.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Turn your mic onto burp. No, my mic was on. No.
Speaker 9 (13:33):
The reason he was living in there is because we
had to record one together. So he just wanted to
prolong us recording commercials to hang out with you longer.
Speaker 5 (13:40):
I guess you know, I'm just that much fun that
he wanted to hang out with me.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Got the real end. He's jealous because she got a dude.
I think we got to the end of the day.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
You gotta love triangle. Amy likes lunchbox, lunchbox likes me?
Is that what happened now.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
And we're in the middle of itsation.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
If you want to fly to yourself and think I
like you, you know, if you want to move, sure
you go.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
And this got weird, all right, thank you.
Speaker 8 (14:08):
It's time for the good news, all right.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
So when kids are in school and they have less stress,
they have more room to learn and they have more
positive attitude about it. So in elementary school, actually several
of them in Michigan, they have service dogs that they're
bringing in as full time happiness ambassadors to reduce anxiety
and reduce the stress so that kids can learn. And
they're already seeing a big difference in the academics there.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
We could use one of those. Yeah, a dog here,
can you imagine a happiness that's right. And a lot
of these dogs that are being used as service dogs
don't have to work all the time every day, so
it's not like they're being because these dogs are very
expensive and they couldn't afford twenty thousand bucks to have
one per classroom. But if they're dogs in the area,
there's service dogs that in the daytime aren't servicing they
(14:58):
can easily go over to classrooms. But we'd had a dog,
it had been over The idiots in class would have
definitely oh yeah, not done anything mean to it, but
you'd have been able to focus on nothing else except
for the dog. You have a teaching the tricks. I
mean it would have been a disaster for badly behaved kids.
If you had a dog in the classroom lunchbox as
a kid, what would you have done? Oh man, we
would have tortured that thing. I'm torture. Torture, torture, hold on,
(15:22):
not tortured, right, that's the bad work. Yeah, yeah, what
do you mean by that? But I mean we would
have used it as an excuse. Oh you know what
I mean. Dog needs to go out, and then you.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Just appear for forty five minutes you for the bathroom, right,
or you just let the dog out leave the door open.
So then oh, sorry, teacher, we got to go find
the dog. See, not like torture, but use it to
your advantage. Is when I tortured the teacher with the dog. Yes,
I wonder though, if we did have one here in lunchbox.
I got upset at something. We give him the dog
and be like, oh, I'm okay now.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
See I was thinking, definitely, we just have it sick
it on Lunchbox when he gets upset or something just
fit him. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
Well, research shows that literacy scores go up after children
just read to dogs, so we could read to them.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Talk children read anything. I think they read period. But
it's just nice to have a dog.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
You just got to take it to the right kind
of kids, because people like Lunchbox had let it out
just so they could go out and chase it. Thank you,
great story. That's what it's all about. That was tell
me something good. Let's play mast Apiece theater two thousands movies.
RAYMONDO and I will act them out. Name the movie
by the scene we're acting out. They'll be easy, medium,
(16:29):
and hard. Write your answer down, Raymond, are you ready?
Without much further Ado, I give you the Center for
Kids who can't read? Good? What is this a center
for ants?
Speaker 6 (16:42):
What? How can we be expected to teach children to
learn how to read? Or they can't even fit inside
the building? This is just a small I don't want
to hear your excuses. The building has to be at
least three times bigger than this.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
See okay.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
In you know this I do, Oh my gosh, and
y'all nailed it.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
My piece the atah.
Speaker 10 (17:16):
Okay, I'm in Eddies and lunchbox in Yeah, I am
for the wind amy Land lunchbox. Oh Eddie, my grinch.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Just tell Christmas it's Zoolander and they're showing that display
but it's literally a small display model of the place
and he's like, okay, you get fit in that. It's
because don't they do like is this a center for ends?
Don't they talk like that? Derek Zoolander does, but he's
not British. It's been still a ray moon? Are you ready? Hey?
What'd you do last summer? Again?
Speaker 6 (17:48):
I told you I spent it with my uncle in
Alaska hunting wolverines. Did you shoot any Yes, it's like
fifty of them. They kept trying to tag my cousins.
What the heck would you do in a situation like that?
What kind of gun did you use?
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Freaking twelve gauge? What do you think? Sane?
Speaker 6 (18:04):
Nah?
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Stop, Pieta. I mean I can obviously also not doing
impressions gives it away. I know. I'm also not doing
impressions by doing pression. Paul Ray, you want to do
it more time? Yes? Okay, Hey, what did you do
last summer again?
Speaker 6 (18:21):
I told you I spent it with my uncle in
Alaska hunting wolverines? Did you shoot any yes? Like fifty
of them? They kept trying to attack my cousins. The
heck would you do in a situation like that? What
kind of gun did you use? Freaking twelve gauge?
Speaker 1 (18:33):
What do you think? Scene? Nah? Stop, okay, okay, okay,
I'm in in for the wind Amy old school Eddie
Napoleon Dynamite, lunchbox step Brothers Napoleon Dynamite. Yes, yes, if
(18:56):
we were doing it with the accents, would have given
it to you for sure. Hey, hey, would you last
summer again? I told you I spent it with my
uncle to Alaska hunting wolverine. But but the twelve gauge?
What else would you like? That kind of gave it
away from me too, of course. Last one. I just
gotta get in this. They gotta get in to the
(19:17):
mood here. Why don't I know? Sorry? And the tough
on I got get in that play? Okay, See why
don't I know you? I'm new. I just moved here
from Africa. What I used to be homeschooled. Wait what
my mom taught me at home?
Speaker 8 (19:37):
No?
Speaker 1 (19:37):
No, no, I know at homeschool, as I'm not stupid.
So you've actually never been to a real school before.
Shut up, shut up. I didn't say anything homeschool. That's
so interesting? Thanks, Like, thank you? You're really pretty? Thank you?
So you agree what you think? You're really pretty? See?
Did you guys nail that we could have done better?
(19:59):
Give us a an oscar?
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Okay, I'm gonna need to hear that one again. Can
you recreate that magic? We do it one more time quickly?
Right that one line? We hit it, We hit it right.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Yeah, it's just not that name's all right down there?
Why don't I know you? I'm new. I just moved
here from Africa. What I used to be homeschooled?
Speaker 6 (20:23):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Wait what my mom taught me at home?
Speaker 2 (20:26):
No?
Speaker 1 (20:26):
No, I know at homeschool as, I'm not stupid. See
you've actually never been to a real school before. Shut up,
shut up. I didn't say anything, No, homeschool? That is
really interesting? Thanks? But you're like really pretty?
Speaker 5 (20:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Thank you? So you agree what you think you're really pretty? See? Yeah,
I'm in go ahead you yet? Yeah, I'm in for
the wind. Amy and Eddie both have one lunchbox. What
(21:03):
he have? Mean girls? Lunchboxes now tied it. You got
it right, Eddie clueless? Oh, Amy for the win.
Speaker 5 (21:10):
If you nail it, I'm about to win, mean girls.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Here is DJ from.
Speaker 11 (21:17):
The voicemails, I'm calling to spill the tea on Lunchbox.
Six months ago, he posted on his Instagram story that
he was given away a Jordan Davis setlist? Who is
my brother's favorite artist? And I commented and he responded
back that I won. I gave him my address and
still no setlist. Six months later, I just responded to
(21:38):
another Instagram story that Lunchbox posted with him and Keith
Urban who's my favorite artist? And Lunchbox responds, Hey, I
still owe you that list, Lunchbox. What's going on?
Speaker 1 (21:50):
I knew there would be a delay.
Speaker 11 (21:51):
Come on, man, this is ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
How are you doing a giveaway of a Jordan Davis setlist?
Speaker 8 (21:56):
Ah?
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Yeah, I got that setlist a year ago. How at
the High Art Festival, the Country Festival in Austin. The
iHeart country, Oh iHeart yeah, and Jordan Davis signed it
and I was like, I'll give it away to someone
and then I lost it and then I found it
like six months later, and I was like, oh, I'll
post it on Instagram and give it away. And this
was the winner, I guess.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
And no, no, yeah, we have all that part. But
then now what we're I gotta find it again? He
lost it again? Yeah, somewhere in that house. And by
that house you mean your house?
Speaker 10 (22:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Man, huh so DJ if you listening, dang sol basically no, no, no,
it's there. I didn't throw it away. How do you
know it hasn't been thrown away though? If it's because
I don't clean, okay, So it's just somewhere. There's a
pile of something somewhere, and it's in that pile, a
pile of something somewhere. Do you have a lot of
piles in your house? Yeah, for the ten you got
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a pile of clothes, pile.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Of papers, more papers this, I mean I have papers
everywhere because I write everything down.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Yeah. See, you'll put anything in your phone. No, I
take notes and I take it home put it in
a pile.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
But your notes that just ribbles in every direction on
a piece of paper, there's really yeah, but sometimes when
they're really good, I put a square around them.
Speaker 6 (23:06):
All.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
That's a good point. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:07):
I do that too.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
It's a good point.
Speaker 5 (23:08):
Yeah yeah, yeah, Yet I transfer it to something.
Speaker 7 (23:11):
You also have a calendar, Yes, he has no calendar. Yeah,
I would you have a calendar. The one time I
had a calendar, I was in college. I had two
jobs during the summer, and I bought a little uh
what is it called a planner and I wrote down
every single day I had to work at my jobs,
and what time someone broke in my car and stole it?
Second day I had it. And you know what that meant,
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never planned again. That was God telling me you don't
need to be a planner.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
I would say that technology is allowed much easy, much
easier way to plan, right, he found I understand. But
God told me, hey, you don't need to be writing
things down, and you don't ever miss anything, Nope, except
giving this lady her settlers. Well, I wonder, are you
ever late or do you ever forget an event? Or
do you just not have that many things to do?
Speaker 4 (23:54):
No?
Speaker 1 (23:54):
No, I just remember in my head, I'm weird.
Speaker 5 (23:57):
So that summer you made it to work.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
It's hard to go to work at the time you
go to work, we had two jobs, but I do
keep it in mind my calendar. Yeah, if you don't
need a calendar, good for you.
Speaker 4 (24:09):
It's interesting that he saw that as a sign from God.
When I share signs all the time, and y'all don't
believe me.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
We also don't believe him. He doesn't believe himself. Yes,
it's been broken his car. That's God breaking in his car.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Well it wouldn't God, but God send those people to
my car. Yeah, hey, you're too organized. And the crazy
part is you're so God thought you were too organized.
Speaker 5 (24:29):
Yeah, you wasted too much time writing in that plannery,
go ahead.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
The best part is I had one hundred dollars winning
lottery ticket my console.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
They didn't take it. I just wanted the planner. God
didn't want it. No, God's God needed the money. Nothing.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
He was telling me, you keep playing the lottery, son.
Oh so God had two messages.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Yeah, the plan one was don't plan as much, plan too,
I was keep playing the lottery.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Yeah, and they tried to steal my CD player. I
had a detachable face from of those cool ones. They
got the face, but they couldn't get it out the
like whatever. I guess it's console so I left the
note in there. I said, Hey, boys, I'm an apartment. Whatever,
come see me. If you come back for this, I'll
be waiting for you.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Wait, so you left to note it after they had
already Roger.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Yeah, And I stayed up the whole next night and
I had a golf club in my hand waiting Forwood.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Did they come? But you are going to see God come?
But they never came back. Yeah, So what were they
gonna do with the face? Oh no, no, no, no
he was.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
He was leaving the note for the burglars, but not God.
Know if God came back to the car though, to
get the CD player said, God sent them.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
So you were ready for God with a forewood, Hey,
whomever whoever wanted to show up, everybody to get it.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
And so since then you haven't had a calendar, haven't.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Had a calendar, and don't have a planner or nothing.
You keep playing the lottery, keep playing the lottery all
in my head.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Do you still have a CD player? I do Ultimate
in your car? Yeah, if you play CDs on it.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
When I take a road trip, the Ultimate doesn't road tip, right.
I think's been over like twenty miles. It's been a while,
doesn't even work anymore.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
I would be scared to drive it more than thirty
minutes outside of town.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Do you drive it to work now? Yeah? The car
is still coming back and forth. Yeah. I don't ever
see your car out there? Where do you park downstairs?
Bigger parkt spy so people don't dean your doors. Oh
you're working out your doors getting dingmed in that car? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:17):
How much do they offer you for the car when
you try to trade it in? Well, Kelly Blue Books
has two hundred and fifty bucks for the whole car.
For the whole car, I mean I feel like the
tires are worth more than that because I just bought
new tires like six months ago than they are.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
But they didn't care.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Well, I mean I didn't take it to it like
a dealership. I just did Kelly blue Book Online got it.
But I mean if they saw it in person, they'd
probably give me less because the the paint is faded.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Like, how much would you take in person for it? Oh? Man,
I don't know. It's It's like if someone walked up
right now and said, man, I'm doing a collection of
real piece of crap ultimates and this thing has lived
its life, and I love it. It's like a it's
vintage vintage Ultima.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
I'd take a thousand for the car, the whole car,
probably if they let me clean it out so I
can keep my stuff.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Well, yeah, I think that's part of the deal. When
you sell a car, you get to clean all your
personal items out of it. So for one thousand dollars,
you would sell that car? Oh man, Yeah, that hurts
so but then what do I drive?
Speaker 4 (27:22):
No?
Speaker 1 (27:22):
No, no, you missed the point. You take a thousand,
you put it toward another cart, buy something else, be
cause you don't have to do that anyway eventually. But
for one thousand dollars you're saying right now, I don't know,
because you may offer me a thousand dollars right now,
and I don't know if I'm ready to take it.
So that's that. But that's the question. Oh man, I'd
probably take a thousand.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Phones you're not buying this for a thousand, No immediate lots, No,
he would do it, just leave me carless. No, it
would help him get a new car. And then what
we do is you ever see it's a fair when
they're like, here's a sledgehammer.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Oh, oh, car that would be mean. Hey, we could
run over with my I mean, there's a lot of
stuff that's going down in that Ultima. You get your
Bronco dude, we could do like a monster truck thing
with it. I drove the broncket of works, I know,
but I would really like to. I think, is he
can afford another car? He just doesn't get one. You
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would like to watch? It would be cool? Is if
I could fix it up? Oh what a waste of money?
Speaker 8 (28:20):
No?
Speaker 2 (28:20):
No, and put in the demolition Derby. Because I went
to one of those. I was like, man, this would
be perfect for the Ultima. So you don't want to
fix it up. You just want to put lipstick on it.
Lipstick on a pig, you know.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
But if I could, I'd fix it up like paint job.
You could, but it can't. Well, well, you canna spend
way more money thans even worth. You buy a car
for that?
Speaker 5 (28:39):
For him, it's worth more.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
No, no, Amy, I'm not trying to pay. I was saying, like,
I would like to the demolition Derby.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
They don't use like regular cars though, I don't think
like metal cars.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
No, no, the real cars.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Yeah, but like hard metal, not like all I think
there's cars that were built with a lot of hard metal.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Yeah, that's what I mean. You can't put like an
ultimate that house in classic bumper. Let it rip. There's
no rules, I think. Or they have races. Do one
hit and you're done. No, but they also have races
around the thousand dollars. Just sell me the car, right now,
do it done? Think about it.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
I'll think about it. See there's what he does. And
then he'll say a thousand dollars and I'll be like,
oh no, then I'd have to sell it to him.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Do it. Think about it, and then I would be
pretty much homeless. No, that's not what I you're having
a car to in your home. Not having a car, No,
I think you're missing the point of the root of
that word. You'd be carless. You'd be carless. You can
go get another car. Yeah, but that takes a long time. Okay,
we'll come back. Think about your answer here, pile of stories.
Speaker 4 (29:41):
Being hydrated obviously feels good, but this whole study was
just done, and those that have enough water in their bodies,
they're more likely to help a coworker in need, more
likely to cook, and more likely to send quality time
with loved.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Ones feels like some of the Water Council like all
because you drink water. It's like one those commercials that's
just random. It's one of those drug commercials at the
end of like may experience fatigue, gambling. I wanted to
do somersaults. You're like, well, that's awkward. I've a shoulder therapy.
I tore my rotar cuff a little bit, and so
I've been getting it done. And the physical therapist asked me,
(30:17):
so I was working on it. She goes, you're drinking
enough water. And I was like, what do you mean.
She goes, I can feel in your body you're not
drinking enough water. I'm like, well, don't feel that hard. Wow,
were you tired or something like it's you're not water.
Speaker 4 (30:28):
Tell like how your skin feels, and like if you
press your finger into your skin like a reaction.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Like enough, Okay, you're good, yeaheah. Let The things we
don't spend enough time on that we should that are
so so so important are sleeping water, and if we
don't get those, nothing else will go right maybe for
a minute, but everything else tends to crack to But
those are some random, random things.
Speaker 5 (30:51):
Yeah, you're just overall going to be a better person.
Speaker 4 (30:53):
So a woman lost twenty five thousand dollars after she
got scammed by someone impersonating Wells Fargo, like it was
a jit phone call, and she's going viral on TikTok
now with her story because she wants.
Speaker 5 (31:03):
To keep this from happening to others.
Speaker 8 (31:06):
I got a call that actually came up on my
phone as an eight hundred number from Wells Fargo, and
this person was a scammer impersonating Wells Fargo.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
They told me that someone in San Antonio.
Speaker 8 (31:19):
Texas had my driver's license and a debit card with
my name on it and was going into a branch
in San Antonio, Texas and they were trying to attempt
a wire transfer in person.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
These things are getting so like next level. I'm going
to walk into a branch and be like, are we
sure this is even real? This is a scamper? Yeah, yeah,
yeah sure yeah. If the phone says Wells Fargo and
the numbers on it, I'm going to think it's Wells Fargo. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (31:46):
And so she was giving information to stop the transfer,
but what she was doing was giving information that allowed
for the wire transfer. Wild So I have a list
of country stars who have been shot, and this is
from Taste of Country. Trey Sadkins start things off because
his second wife, Julie, they were arguing about his excessive
drinking and she accidentally shot him in the chest.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
How do you accidentally shoot someone in the chest. I
don't really want arguing.
Speaker 5 (32:12):
I know the full story.
Speaker 4 (32:13):
He later did try to say he was trying to
disarm her when the gun went off.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
But and also he got shot in the chest and
it was like, let me pick this bullet out and
keep singing. It just bounced back.
Speaker 4 (32:24):
Yeah, it went through his heart and lungs, and doctors
gave him a little chance of survival, but he came back.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
That's crazy.
Speaker 4 (32:30):
I was in nineteen ninety four, and then in nineteen
ninety one Tracy Lawrence was protecting a friend when he
was shot four times, and I had a clip of
him telling you about it, Bobby from.
Speaker 5 (32:39):
The Bobby Cast.
Speaker 12 (32:40):
I didn't feel the initial impact, but what I do
remember is that I grabbed the pistol with my left hand.
The guy was rapped behind me, and I grabbed the
gun and it went off and shot in my finger.
I got hit in the hip, which I still carry
a bullet there. I got hit in the upper right
arm and they shot me right through the left knee,
right through the joint.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Find out who your friends aren't. Yeah, dude, when they
shoot you right in your hip a bullet probably also
the parmel drummer, that's right.
Speaker 5 (33:06):
Yeah, he's the next one on the list.
Speaker 4 (33:08):
Yeah, so Tracy's was an armed robbery, and then so
was Scott Thomas, who's the parmelay drummer is. After a show,
they followed them onto their r V and had guns
and were demanding money, and then they exchanged gunfire.
Speaker 5 (33:21):
One robber was injured, another one killed in the r V.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
They were shooting at each other. Yeah, which is like
fighting in a phone booth. Well, somebody gonna get hit
for sure. Anybody else make the list?
Speaker 5 (33:31):
I got an honorable mention. John Party was stabbed, that's
true at bar front. Yeah. Then another guy pulled out
a knife, and so.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Still has a big old scar on him. Yeah, he
took When I'm as sage might go around it.
Speaker 5 (33:44):
Three shives to the stomach is a shive, a stab.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Shive is what you stick in. It's like you may shive, Okay, well.
Speaker 5 (33:50):
He got three shives to the stomach and he couldn't
find proper, proper medical.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Care drive hours and hours.
Speaker 5 (33:58):
Yeah, that's crazy, crazy.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Okay, that's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories.
It's for the good News. I was reading the story
by this guy named Craig. He's hiking up near Calgary
and this grizzly bearry comes out at him, and so
it's a grizzly and the two cups. So it's a
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mom grizzly and the two cups. And if animal's hungry
or protecting their kids or hurt, like, that's trouble. That's
where you get your face ripped off. And so he's like, oh,
crab his dog with him, a Doberman named Knight, and
I g h t And if I were the grizzly,
I would just eat the dog. But the dog gets
in the like and the grizzly retreats, which is wild
(34:41):
because I'm a bigger animal. I'm just thinking, if I'm
the grizzly and I don't care what kind of dog,
I paul, that thing boom not going to side and
eat me a human. But that is not what happened.
Night stepped in front, got back on his hind legs
and just started barking. And maybe the bear just got
annoyed at the barking. Sometimes at night or if there's
a storm, Stanley's barking and I'm like, shut up, like
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that would annoy me. But this bear is huge. All good,
nobody died. The dog saved the human life, which is
the great story. But I just started to think, if
I'm a grizzly don't I don't take that crap? Do
you guys remember what to do if a grizzly bear
tries to attack you.
Speaker 5 (35:20):
I always just.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Right there.
Speaker 3 (35:24):
Don't you get up and like act like bigger than him.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
I start singing Teddy bear, Teddy bear, turn around. Have
you ever heard that song?
Speaker 4 (35:32):
No?
Speaker 1 (35:33):
I think in theory, maybe you do.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
There are because that's what the doverman did on the
hind legs. And I guess we're learning that these bears
are kind of.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
Like they're like bullies. You stand up to them.
Speaker 5 (35:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (35:45):
See.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
I don't want to test that theory though. If it's
a brown bear, they say lay down. If there's a
black bear, fight back, and if it's a white bear,
good night, Okay, that's the polar Bear.
Speaker 5 (35:59):
Good night.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
Because you're at Antarctica and it's too cold. Yeah, I
mean they found you for a reason.
Speaker 6 (36:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
I think I would just run regardless. Yeah, I think
that would just kick in. I would just run. Or
I would take whomever I was with and throw them
in front of me and then run. That's not cool, man. Yeah,
a great story. Night. The dog saved a life. We
love it. That's what it's all about. That was tell
me something good.
Transmitting I hope you had a great weekend. Welcome to
Monday show More Studio morning. All right, you get to
know question of the morning if you could say you're
an expert on three things? Were the top three things
that you would be an expert in, like it it's
(00:23):
a show, or somebody was like, I really need to
know about this, Like where is your expertise top three things?
Let me know when you're in I'm in lunchbox, your
first reality TV love it, just it, eat it up?
Naps an expert in naps. I know how to nap.
(00:43):
I can teach you how to nap. I carn't nap better.
I don't nap very well.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I mean just lay down, close your eyes many I
am so good at it. And women, excuse women. I
know women inside and now what do you know about it?
I know how you can seduce a woman. I know
you how you can get a woman to fall for you.
I know how you can get her to go home
with you from the bar, whatever you need, all the things.
I am well rounded in women.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
So your expertise your areas are reality TV yep, naps
and women yep. It sounds like tricking with the first two.
Don't feel like it goes with a third. Well, they
don't have to be all the same. Oh, I know,
but if you're anxtert the first two, don't feel like
you're gonna get the third one. I don't understand what
you mean. Watch a lot of reality, but take a
lot of nap. Don't get a lot of women. That's
usually how it goes.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
No, no, trust me, I mean trust you? And what
though with women? Yeah, I mean I can teach women
like yes, if they were like open, Yes, if they
were opened, I could have no problem.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Any It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if there's a single,
a lest Hollywood female and she's at a bar, but
she's in your single and she's single, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
It's you can real magic time. Yes, reel her in
like the big fish in the sea. I may take
a little bit. I think you could land it.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Eventually.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
You're gonna keep going. She's not gonna break that line.
Keep real, this is weird. They can stay steady, Eddie.
What are your three areas?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Okay, mine's easy, mine's grilling. I'm a grill king expert.
Also to musica trivia, I can dominate music trivia. I'm
so good at it. And then lastly, beat a parent.
I mean, if my friends call me all the time.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Like dude, what do I do here? My son's doing this?
What do I do? It's really easy and I give
them advice.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Don pretty easy, man, it's pretty good.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Amy Uh yeah, code of Pennon behavior.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Like an expert in it.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
I'm really really good at, yeah, what not to do
in that situation. I'm an expert in like nighttime me,
taking care of morning me, Like I really know how
to set up my evening for a better day the next.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
Day, like I can.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
I can help people figure out how to do that,
the things you need to do to feel good when
you wake up. And then I've become an expert co parenting,
had to.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Do a lot of it, learn some things.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
M h.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
It's good. I like it. Very vulnerable. I would go
nineties television. I'm pretty solid. Yeah, in my hobby for
years with just googling people in random shows. I would
say being left handed, I mean you are left handed,
Like I can help you with how to write left hand,
(03:23):
how to throw or to get the best gloves golf
clubs bats well, although bats go both ways. But yeah,
but a lot of things about being left handed that
people don't understand. It's it's a hard knock lifecssors scissors.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
For sure, someone's coming up and just real They're like,
I don't know, should.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Or should I force my kid to be left handed?
Because that happens, or he's left handed naturally? Should I
force him to be right handed? That happens with kids?
And you're an expert at this, yes, let your kid
be left handed, but I will also give you some
tips along the way to help you. And then also
i'd say music trivia as well. I mean I think
I'm better than Eddie, and that's experts. I would say
you are better than me on that department. Well, there
(04:00):
you go, but we should battle something.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
I mean, you just folded like a lawn chair, dude, like,
because you're better than me, but we should battle one.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
But it doesn't mean well, whoa.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
It doesn't mean you can't have two experts at something,
one maybe better than the other.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Though, well, I would say music trivia or country music history.
I can just pull into that one. Music trivia. Let
me have music trivia, Yeah, like historical country music. I
think I'm pretty good there. From well, since it began
country music when the Europeans came over, It's fiddle and
the slave ships brought over the banjo. Okay, you saw
(04:32):
one documentary, Man, I've spoken on it many a time.
That's all I'm gonna say. Why it's called hill building music.
But that doesn't max right? What was yours? Me? You think?
Definitely sports gambling? Do you think you're sports gambling? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (04:48):
I've learned enough ups and downs, highs and lows, peaks
and valleys to teach people how it's an investment and
not necessarily a gamble, even though it's considered.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
That boy that Okay, did you know he? I mean
he builds houses right with all that money you make
from gambling. No, but I've I've learned how to not
lose money gamble. Yeah, by not gambling, by not gambling
unless you're.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Going, or letting your wife have control of your.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Your gambling that Oh yeah, finances?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
What else?
Speaker 7 (05:13):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (05:13):
Let's go wrestling? I wrestled the majority of my life.
Oh not like Holgain, No, that could be good at that.
Like Amy, I could teach her really pretty quickly how
to take down somebody in a couple of minutes. You
want to teach Amy Amy and all people like women
like personal defense.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Self defense. Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
And then give me powerlifting. I could show a dude
how to get jacked in a month, whip him into
shape one summer. I feel like I know you guys
a little bit better. That's to get to know question.
Glad you guys are here.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Let's open up the mail bag, sir. Get something we
call Bobby's mail bag. Yeah, hello, Bobby Bones. I'm nine
weeks pregnant. My husband and I are debating on when
to find out the baby's gender. He wants to know
as soon as we can, but I'm gonna wait until
the baby's born. The reason I want to wait is
because I want to experience that moment during birth when
(06:06):
I hear the doctor say it's boy or it's girl.
To me, that will be powerful and that's something you
can experience once. However, my husband wants to spend time
buying things specific for their gender. He wants to be
able to tell family and friends. He wants to pick
out a name. What do you think about this situation?
(06:26):
Signed Mama to be I'm gonna go to here to
some of the baby Daddy's here, Baby Daddy Eddie your thoughts,
your advice.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Oh we did was we didn't have a choice because
when we got the we got the what's it called sonogram,
they were like, well, there it is.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Okay, stop you. I feel like it was just so prevalent.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Even if we wanted to, you know, find out at birth,
we found out when we got the sonogram. But I
don't think there's anything wrong with preparing. I don't think
there's anything wrong with being surprised. I think some people
make the argument of like, oh, we want to get
the room ready, we want to paint it whatever, blah
blah blah.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
But I don't know.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
I mean I didn't really experience this, but I feel
like both things are okay. You just got to figure
it out with your wife, like what do you want
to do? Or you're they're arguing about it.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Though, wife wins.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
I like preparing. I like knowing that way we can,
you know, just buying all this stuff. If it's a boy,
let's buy them you know, whatever, shirts with soccer balls
on them or whatever. If it's a girl, then we
get her, you know, tutu's and all that.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
You yelled, wife winds, Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
I just think she's the one that's pregnant and carrying
the baby. There's a lot she has to know that
he doesn't do to tango. I underderstand that, but it's
just like, you know, give her one, give one her
because your life isn't completely different, your body, not everything
about you is so different for nine months. I think
that's like a one little compromise you can make, which
(07:45):
you can still.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
Prepare for a child.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Just be neutral, Like what why do we have to
have such specific boy things girl things?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Just bee they have favorite teams, also the girl's score
the favorite teams.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yeah, lunchbox man. I hate to say it, but I'm
on the woman's side. Yes, because we didn't find out,
so that came out of the birth canal if it
was a boy or girls. And there is nothing like
that feeling when that doctor puts the baby on your
wife's chest and your wife says what is it and
you say it's a baby and she says, no boy
(08:18):
or girl?
Speaker 1 (08:19):
And you pick it up and.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
You see if there's a part or no part, and
you say it's a boy.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
But do you think your feelings will be different if
you had a girl? It's of all boys, no thes.
I mean they would, Well, that's my wife.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
On the third one, she was like, I really want
to find out because I don't think I can handle
the emotion of it being a third boy in the
delivery room. And so we were gonna have a baby
reveal party at my parents' house. And then my wife
backed out. She was like, you know what, No, I
don't want to do it. I'm not prepared for this.
Let's just wait till it's born. And it's the most
magical feeling. You can paint it a neutral color, yellow, gray, green, blue,
(09:00):
it doesn't matter. All the clothes they're gender neutral anyway.
They got elephants, they got balloons, they got flowers.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Yeah, there's you'd let your boy wear a flower. No, okay,
I'm just saying. I didn't mean to say flower.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
I said elephants, balloons, say flowers, And then I said flowers.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
You let your boy wear purple, like a light purple,
like a lavender. That's close.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
Purple looks good on guys.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
I mean dark purple. Okay, lavender where there's a line
where it gets a little But.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
I'm sorry, I like, I like to usually be dudes
all the way bros before you know what, But.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
I don't think his wife's the whole. I think they're
I'm going with the woman wa is born. There you
have it. I don't have a I'm not weighing in.
What would you do though?
Speaker 5 (09:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:49):
The only the only thing that I would think would
be a bit of a headache is if you have
a baby shower. Nobody does what to buy, so you're like,
just get and then people are like, okay.
Speaker 5 (09:57):
But there's plenty that you need that doesn't like.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
I'm not arguing, no need to argue with me. I'm
just saying that's the only thing I could think of.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
Rollers and car seats and all of that stuff. Yeah, okay, cars.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Towards it onesies, do you have two names ready to go?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
The naming thing is one too first.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
Okay, have one ready for the girl and one ready
for the boy.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Yeah, that's what you do. You come over with the list. Yeah,
but I probably like one more than the other, and
then I'd be like, oh, hope, it's not this one. Okay,
thank you, guys, thank you for the email. It sounds
like she is the winner, he is the loser. Yes, Wait,
and then if it's not a good experience for the
next one, then find out earlier. But unless you're like Eddie,
(10:38):
where they're like like father like son, trying to wait
for the boy, that's all they saw was the part
they were like, we need to move out from buying,
the part that be like where's the baby?
Speaker 5 (10:48):
Oh my gosh, all right, close.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Melt your mail.
Speaker 6 (10:53):
Now it's finding the clothes Bobby fail.
Speaker 8 (10:56):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
So Lunchbuck says it Morgan doesn't find things funny that
he thinks are funny, and that she needs to improve
her sense of humor. Now. I don't know what was
happening here. I don't know if you were telling jokes
and she wasn't laughing. No, I wasn't like doing a
stand up routine or anything.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Morgan was trying to record a spot like a commercial,
like a commercial, and I just had a burp come
out in the middle of it, her of her yeah,
and so I did it and she didn't like it,
so then I'd let her start going again.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
I just like I was burping again and she didn't
laugh once. Okay, so here listen to it. I'll see
you brought audio. Yah, I brought audio.
Speaker 9 (11:35):
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for half the price of ozimpic. Trust the leader in
medical weightless.
Speaker 8 (11:45):
Are you for real?
Speaker 5 (11:47):
It's just for real, all for happen.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Okay, that's so annoying. I would punch you.
Speaker 9 (11:54):
Happening all for half the price of ozmpic. Trust the
leader in medical weight loss with over thirty years experience,
They've helped over a milt.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
I got to kill him her job. She didn't laugh
one time, and I'm like, girl, you need to have
some fun at work. Lighting up, relax a little bit.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
She's trying to do a commercial so she can go home.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
I understand, but man, when you do that, like if
you would have laughed the first time or the second time, okay,
instead of getting annoyed, I'm like, maybe this is why
she has trouble with dudes.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
She did have a good sense of humor.
Speaker 8 (12:25):
She did.
Speaker 9 (12:25):
I had a great sense of humor. I am so
proud of myself that I didn't punch you in that scenario.
Would any of the rest of yours laughed?
Speaker 1 (12:32):
And that would have happened once one time?
Speaker 9 (12:36):
And he gets yeah, and I like, let him go
on without getting mad at him, and I just kind.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Of that's all. He's doing a real bird right right,
but all the others are fake. Yeah, just interrupting her? Yeah,
hit again, hear that first burd again?
Speaker 9 (12:53):
All for half the price of ozimpica.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
A little toddler, I'm saying, not a very good sense
of him. Or if you can't laugh at.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
Things, I don't feel like that has anything to do
with my humor.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
No, and you know we don't work. We laugh at work.
If you don't laugh at work, then are you here?
Speaker 7 (13:13):
What you know?
Speaker 1 (13:14):
I loving right now?
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Boy?
Speaker 1 (13:18):
I don't think it's the same though, But let's not
interrupt people when they're doing their commercials.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Yeah, it was an accident. The barbers happened, all of them. No,
those once I saw that I needed to work on.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Turn your mic onto burp. No, my mic was on. No.
Speaker 9 (13:33):
The reason he was living in there is because we
had to record one together. So he just wanted to
prolong us recording commercials to hang out with you longer.
Speaker 5 (13:40):
I guess you know, I'm just that much fun that
he wanted to hang out with me.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Got the real end. He's jealous because she got a dude.
I think we got to the end of the day.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
You gotta love triangle. Amy likes lunchbox, lunchbox likes me?
Is that what happened now.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
And we're in the middle of itsation.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
If you want to fly to yourself and think I
like you, you know, if you want to move, sure
you go.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
And this got weird, all right, thank you.
Speaker 8 (14:08):
It's time for the good news, all right.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
So when kids are in school and they have less stress,
they have more room to learn and they have more
positive attitude about it. So in elementary school, actually several
of them in Michigan, they have service dogs that they're
bringing in as full time happiness ambassadors to reduce anxiety
and reduce the stress so that kids can learn. And
they're already seeing a big difference in the academics there.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
We could use one of those. Yeah, a dog here,
can you imagine a happiness that's right. And a lot
of these dogs that are being used as service dogs
don't have to work all the time every day, so
it's not like they're being because these dogs are very
expensive and they couldn't afford twenty thousand bucks to have
one per classroom. But if they're dogs in the area,
there's service dogs that in the daytime aren't servicing they
(14:58):
can easily go over to classrooms. But we'd had a dog,
it had been over The idiots in class would have
definitely oh yeah, not done anything mean to it, but
you'd have been able to focus on nothing else except
for the dog. You have a teaching the tricks. I
mean it would have been a disaster for badly behaved kids.
If you had a dog in the classroom lunchbox as
a kid, what would you have done? Oh man, we
would have tortured that thing. I'm torture. Torture, torture, hold on,
(15:22):
not tortured, right, that's the bad work. Yeah, yeah, what
do you mean by that? But I mean we would
have used it as an excuse. Oh you know what
I mean. Dog needs to go out, and then you.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Just appear for forty five minutes you for the bathroom, right,
or you just let the dog out leave the door open.
So then oh, sorry, teacher, we got to go find
the dog. See, not like torture, but use it to
your advantage. Is when I tortured the teacher with the dog. Yes,
I wonder though, if we did have one here in lunchbox.
I got upset at something. We give him the dog
and be like, oh, I'm okay now.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
See I was thinking, definitely, we just have it sick
it on Lunchbox when he gets upset or something just
fit him. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
Well, research shows that literacy scores go up after children
just read to dogs, so we could read to them.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Talk children read anything. I think they read period. But
it's just nice to have a dog.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
You just got to take it to the right kind
of kids, because people like Lunchbox had let it out
just so they could go out and chase it. Thank you,
great story. That's what it's all about. That was tell
me something good. Let's play mast Apiece theater two thousands movies.
RAYMONDO and I will act them out. Name the movie
by the scene we're acting out. They'll be easy, medium,
(16:29):
and hard. Write your answer down, Raymond, are you ready?
Without much further Ado, I give you the Center for
Kids who can't read? Good? What is this a center
for ants?
Speaker 6 (16:42):
What? How can we be expected to teach children to
learn how to read? Or they can't even fit inside
the building? This is just a small I don't want
to hear your excuses. The building has to be at
least three times bigger than this.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
See okay.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
In you know this I do, Oh my gosh, and
y'all nailed it.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
My piece the atah.
Speaker 10 (17:16):
Okay, I'm in Eddies and lunchbox in Yeah, I am
for the wind amy Land lunchbox. Oh Eddie, my grinch.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Just tell Christmas it's Zoolander and they're showing that display
but it's literally a small display model of the place
and he's like, okay, you get fit in that. It's
because don't they do like is this a center for ends?
Don't they talk like that? Derek Zoolander does, but he's
not British. It's been still a ray moon? Are you ready? Hey?
What'd you do last summer? Again?
Speaker 6 (17:48):
I told you I spent it with my uncle in
Alaska hunting wolverines. Did you shoot any Yes, it's like
fifty of them. They kept trying to tag my cousins.
What the heck would you do in a situation like that?
What kind of gun did you use?
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Freaking twelve gauge? What do you think? Sane?
Speaker 6 (18:04):
Nah?
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Stop, Pieta. I mean I can obviously also not doing
impressions gives it away. I know. I'm also not doing
impressions by doing pression. Paul Ray, you want to do
it more time? Yes? Okay, Hey, what did you do
last summer again?
Speaker 6 (18:21):
I told you I spent it with my uncle in
Alaska hunting wolverines? Did you shoot any yes? Like fifty
of them? They kept trying to attack my cousins. The
heck would you do in a situation like that? What
kind of gun did you use? Freaking twelve gauge?
Speaker 1 (18:33):
What do you think? Scene? Nah? Stop, okay, okay, okay,
I'm in in for the wind Amy old school Eddie
Napoleon Dynamite, lunchbox step Brothers Napoleon Dynamite. Yes, yes, if
(18:56):
we were doing it with the accents, would have given
it to you for sure. Hey, hey, would you last
summer again? I told you I spent it with my
uncle to Alaska hunting wolverine. But but the twelve gauge?
What else would you like? That kind of gave it
away from me too, of course. Last one. I just
gotta get in this. They gotta get in to the
(19:17):
mood here. Why don't I know? Sorry? And the tough
on I got get in that play? Okay, See why
don't I know you? I'm new. I just moved here
from Africa. What I used to be homeschooled. Wait what
my mom taught me at home?
Speaker 8 (19:37):
No?
Speaker 1 (19:37):
No, no, I know at homeschool, as I'm not stupid.
So you've actually never been to a real school before.
Shut up, shut up. I didn't say anything homeschool. That's
so interesting? Thanks, Like, thank you? You're really pretty? Thank you?
So you agree what you think? You're really pretty? See?
Did you guys nail that we could have done better?
(19:59):
Give us a an oscar?
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Okay, I'm gonna need to hear that one again. Can
you recreate that magic? We do it one more time quickly?
Right that one line? We hit it, We hit it right.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Yeah, it's just not that name's all right down there?
Why don't I know you? I'm new. I just moved
here from Africa. What I used to be homeschooled?
Speaker 6 (20:23):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Wait what my mom taught me at home?
Speaker 2 (20:26):
No?
Speaker 1 (20:26):
No, I know at homeschool as, I'm not stupid. See
you've actually never been to a real school before. Shut up,
shut up. I didn't say anything, No, homeschool? That is
really interesting? Thanks? But you're like really pretty?
Speaker 5 (20:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Thank you? So you agree what you think you're really pretty? See? Yeah,
I'm in go ahead you yet? Yeah, I'm in for
the wind. Amy and Eddie both have one lunchbox. What
(21:03):
he have? Mean girls? Lunchboxes now tied it. You got
it right, Eddie clueless? Oh, Amy for the win.
Speaker 5 (21:10):
If you nail it, I'm about to win, mean girls.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Here is DJ from.
Speaker 11 (21:17):
The voicemails, I'm calling to spill the tea on Lunchbox.
Six months ago, he posted on his Instagram story that
he was given away a Jordan Davis setlist? Who is
my brother's favorite artist? And I commented and he responded
back that I won. I gave him my address and
still no setlist. Six months later, I just responded to
(21:38):
another Instagram story that Lunchbox posted with him and Keith
Urban who's my favorite artist? And Lunchbox responds, Hey, I
still owe you that list, Lunchbox. What's going on?
Speaker 1 (21:50):
I knew there would be a delay.
Speaker 11 (21:51):
Come on, man, this is ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
How are you doing a giveaway of a Jordan Davis setlist?
Speaker 8 (21:56):
Ah?
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Yeah, I got that setlist a year ago. How at
the High Art Festival, the Country Festival in Austin. The
iHeart country, Oh iHeart yeah, and Jordan Davis signed it
and I was like, I'll give it away to someone
and then I lost it and then I found it
like six months later, and I was like, oh, I'll
post it on Instagram and give it away. And this
was the winner, I guess.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
And no, no, yeah, we have all that part. But
then now what we're I gotta find it again? He
lost it again? Yeah, somewhere in that house. And by
that house you mean your house?
Speaker 10 (22:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Man, huh so DJ if you listening, dang sol basically no, no, no,
it's there. I didn't throw it away. How do you
know it hasn't been thrown away though? If it's because
I don't clean, okay, So it's just somewhere. There's a
pile of something somewhere, and it's in that pile, a
pile of something somewhere. Do you have a lot of
piles in your house? Yeah, for the ten you got
(22:46):
a pile of clothes, pile.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Of papers, more papers this, I mean I have papers
everywhere because I write everything down.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Yeah. See, you'll put anything in your phone. No, I
take notes and I take it home put it in
a pile.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
But your notes that just ribbles in every direction on
a piece of paper, there's really yeah, but sometimes when
they're really good, I put a square around them.
Speaker 6 (23:06):
All.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
That's a good point. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:07):
I do that too.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
It's a good point.
Speaker 5 (23:08):
Yeah yeah, yeah, Yet I transfer it to something.
Speaker 7 (23:11):
You also have a calendar, Yes, he has no calendar. Yeah,
I would you have a calendar. The one time I
had a calendar, I was in college. I had two
jobs during the summer, and I bought a little uh
what is it called a planner and I wrote down
every single day I had to work at my jobs,
and what time someone broke in my car and stole it?
Second day I had it. And you know what that meant,
(23:32):
never planned again. That was God telling me you don't
need to be a planner.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
I would say that technology is allowed much easy, much
easier way to plan, right, he found I understand. But
God told me, hey, you don't need to be writing
things down, and you don't ever miss anything, Nope, except
giving this lady her settlers. Well, I wonder, are you
ever late or do you ever forget an event? Or
do you just not have that many things to do?
Speaker 4 (23:54):
No?
Speaker 1 (23:54):
No, I just remember in my head, I'm weird.
Speaker 5 (23:57):
So that summer you made it to work.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
It's hard to go to work at the time you
go to work, we had two jobs, but I do
keep it in mind my calendar. Yeah, if you don't
need a calendar, good for you.
Speaker 4 (24:09):
It's interesting that he saw that as a sign from God.
When I share signs all the time, and y'all don't
believe me.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
We also don't believe him. He doesn't believe himself. Yes,
it's been broken his car. That's God breaking in his car.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Well it wouldn't God, but God send those people to
my car. Yeah, hey, you're too organized. And the crazy
part is you're so God thought you were too organized.
Speaker 5 (24:29):
Yeah, you wasted too much time writing in that plannery,
go ahead.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
The best part is I had one hundred dollars winning
lottery ticket my console.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
They didn't take it. I just wanted the planner. God
didn't want it. No, God's God needed the money. Nothing.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
He was telling me, you keep playing the lottery, son.
Oh so God had two messages.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Yeah, the plan one was don't plan as much, plan too,
I was keep playing the lottery.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Yeah, and they tried to steal my CD player. I
had a detachable face from of those cool ones. They
got the face, but they couldn't get it out the
like whatever. I guess it's console so I left the
note in there. I said, Hey, boys, I'm an apartment. Whatever,
come see me. If you come back for this, I'll
be waiting for you.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Wait, so you left to note it after they had
already Roger.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Yeah, And I stayed up the whole next night and
I had a golf club in my hand waiting Forwood.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Did they come? But you are going to see God come?
But they never came back. Yeah, So what were they
gonna do with the face? Oh no, no, no, no
he was.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
He was leaving the note for the burglars, but not God.
Know if God came back to the car though, to
get the CD player said, God sent them.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
So you were ready for God with a forewood, Hey,
whomever whoever wanted to show up, everybody to get it.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
And so since then you haven't had a calendar, haven't.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Had a calendar, and don't have a planner or nothing.
You keep playing the lottery, keep playing the lottery all
in my head.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Do you still have a CD player? I do Ultimate
in your car? Yeah, if you play CDs on it.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
When I take a road trip, the Ultimate doesn't road tip, right.
I think's been over like twenty miles. It's been a while,
doesn't even work anymore.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
I would be scared to drive it more than thirty
minutes outside of town.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Do you drive it to work now? Yeah? The car
is still coming back and forth. Yeah. I don't ever
see your car out there? Where do you park downstairs?
Bigger parkt spy so people don't dean your doors. Oh
you're working out your doors getting dingmed in that car? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:17):
How much do they offer you for the car when
you try to trade it in? Well, Kelly Blue Books
has two hundred and fifty bucks for the whole car.
For the whole car, I mean I feel like the
tires are worth more than that because I just bought
new tires like six months ago than they are.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
But they didn't care.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Well, I mean I didn't take it to it like
a dealership. I just did Kelly blue Book Online got it.
But I mean if they saw it in person, they'd
probably give me less because the the paint is faded.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Like, how much would you take in person for it? Oh? Man,
I don't know. It's It's like if someone walked up
right now and said, man, I'm doing a collection of
real piece of crap ultimates and this thing has lived
its life, and I love it. It's like a it's
vintage vintage Ultima.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
I'd take a thousand for the car, the whole car,
probably if they let me clean it out so I
can keep my stuff.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Well, yeah, I think that's part of the deal. When
you sell a car, you get to clean all your
personal items out of it. So for one thousand dollars,
you would sell that car? Oh man, Yeah, that hurts
so but then what do I drive?
Speaker 4 (27:22):
No?
Speaker 1 (27:22):
No, no, you missed the point. You take a thousand,
you put it toward another cart, buy something else, be
cause you don't have to do that anyway eventually. But
for one thousand dollars you're saying right now, I don't know,
because you may offer me a thousand dollars right now,
and I don't know if I'm ready to take it.
So that's that. But that's the question. Oh man, I'd
probably take a thousand.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Phones you're not buying this for a thousand, No immediate lots, No,
he would do it, just leave me carless. No, it
would help him get a new car. And then what
we do is you ever see it's a fair when
they're like, here's a sledgehammer.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Oh, oh, car that would be mean. Hey, we could
run over with my I mean, there's a lot of
stuff that's going down in that Ultima. You get your
Bronco dude, we could do like a monster truck thing
with it. I drove the broncket of works, I know,
but I would really like to. I think, is he
can afford another car? He just doesn't get one. You
(28:14):
would like to watch? It would be cool? Is if
I could fix it up? Oh what a waste of money?
Speaker 8 (28:20):
No?
Speaker 2 (28:20):
No, and put in the demolition Derby. Because I went
to one of those. I was like, man, this would
be perfect for the Ultima. So you don't want to
fix it up. You just want to put lipstick on it.
Lipstick on a pig, you know.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
But if I could, I'd fix it up like paint job.
You could, but it can't. Well, well, you canna spend
way more money thans even worth. You buy a car
for that?
Speaker 5 (28:39):
For him, it's worth more.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
No, no, Amy, I'm not trying to pay. I was saying, like,
I would like to the demolition Derby.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
They don't use like regular cars though, I don't think
like metal cars.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
No, no, the real cars.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Yeah, but like hard metal, not like all I think
there's cars that were built with a lot of hard metal.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Yeah, that's what I mean. You can't put like an
ultimate that house in classic bumper. Let it rip. There's
no rules, I think. Or they have races. Do one
hit and you're done. No, but they also have races
around the thousand dollars. Just sell me the car, right now,
do it done? Think about it.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
I'll think about it. See there's what he does. And
then he'll say a thousand dollars and I'll be like,
oh no, then I'd have to sell it to him.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Do it. Think about it, and then I would be
pretty much homeless. No, that's not what I you're having
a car to in your home. Not having a car, No,
I think you're missing the point of the root of
that word. You'd be carless. You'd be carless. You can
go get another car. Yeah, but that takes a long time. Okay,
we'll come back. Think about your answer here, pile of stories.
Speaker 4 (29:41):
Being hydrated obviously feels good, but this whole study was
just done, and those that have enough water in their bodies,
they're more likely to help a coworker in need, more
likely to cook, and more likely to send quality time
with loved.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Ones feels like some of the Water Council like all
because you drink water. It's like one those commercials that's
just random. It's one of those drug commercials at the
end of like may experience fatigue, gambling. I wanted to
do somersaults. You're like, well, that's awkward. I've a shoulder therapy.
I tore my rotar cuff a little bit, and so
I've been getting it done. And the physical therapist asked me,
(30:17):
so I was working on it. She goes, you're drinking
enough water. And I was like, what do you mean.
She goes, I can feel in your body you're not
drinking enough water. I'm like, well, don't feel that hard. Wow,
were you tired or something like it's you're not water.
Speaker 4 (30:28):
Tell like how your skin feels, and like if you
press your finger into your skin like a reaction.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Like enough, Okay, you're good, yeaheah. Let The things we
don't spend enough time on that we should that are
so so so important are sleeping water, and if we
don't get those, nothing else will go right maybe for
a minute, but everything else tends to crack to But
those are some random, random things.
Speaker 5 (30:51):
Yeah, you're just overall going to be a better person.
Speaker 4 (30:53):
So a woman lost twenty five thousand dollars after she
got scammed by someone impersonating Wells Fargo, like it was
a jit phone call, and she's going viral on TikTok
now with her story because she wants.
Speaker 5 (31:03):
To keep this from happening to others.
Speaker 8 (31:06):
I got a call that actually came up on my
phone as an eight hundred number from Wells Fargo, and
this person was a scammer impersonating Wells Fargo.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
They told me that someone in San Antonio.
Speaker 8 (31:19):
Texas had my driver's license and a debit card with
my name on it and was going into a branch
in San Antonio, Texas and they were trying to attempt
a wire transfer in person.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
These things are getting so like next level. I'm going
to walk into a branch and be like, are we
sure this is even real? This is a scamper? Yeah, yeah,
yeah sure yeah. If the phone says Wells Fargo and
the numbers on it, I'm going to think it's Wells Fargo. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (31:46):
And so she was giving information to stop the transfer,
but what she was doing was giving information that allowed
for the wire transfer. Wild So I have a list
of country stars who have been shot, and this is
from Taste of Country. Trey Sadkins start things off because
his second wife, Julie, they were arguing about his excessive
drinking and she accidentally shot him in the chest.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
How do you accidentally shoot someone in the chest. I
don't really want arguing.
Speaker 5 (32:12):
I know the full story.
Speaker 4 (32:13):
He later did try to say he was trying to
disarm her when the gun went off.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
But and also he got shot in the chest and
it was like, let me pick this bullet out and
keep singing. It just bounced back.
Speaker 4 (32:24):
Yeah, it went through his heart and lungs, and doctors
gave him a little chance of survival, but he came back.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
That's crazy.
Speaker 4 (32:30):
I was in nineteen ninety four, and then in nineteen
ninety one Tracy Lawrence was protecting a friend when he
was shot four times, and I had a clip of
him telling you about it, Bobby from.
Speaker 5 (32:39):
The Bobby Cast.
Speaker 12 (32:40):
I didn't feel the initial impact, but what I do
remember is that I grabbed the pistol with my left hand.
The guy was rapped behind me, and I grabbed the
gun and it went off and shot in my finger.
I got hit in the hip, which I still carry
a bullet there. I got hit in the upper right
arm and they shot me right through the left knee,
right through the joint.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Find out who your friends aren't. Yeah, dude, when they
shoot you right in your hip a bullet probably also
the parmel drummer, that's right.
Speaker 5 (33:06):
Yeah, he's the next one on the list.
Speaker 4 (33:08):
Yeah, so Tracy's was an armed robbery, and then so
was Scott Thomas, who's the parmelay drummer is. After a show,
they followed them onto their r V and had guns
and were demanding money, and then they exchanged gunfire.
Speaker 5 (33:21):
One robber was injured, another one killed in the r V.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
They were shooting at each other. Yeah, which is like
fighting in a phone booth. Well, somebody gonna get hit
for sure. Anybody else make the list?
Speaker 5 (33:31):
I got an honorable mention. John Party was stabbed, that's
true at bar front. Yeah. Then another guy pulled out
a knife, and so.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Still has a big old scar on him. Yeah, he
took When I'm as sage might go around it.
Speaker 5 (33:44):
Three shives to the stomach is a shive, a stab.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Shive is what you stick in. It's like you may shive, Okay, well.
Speaker 5 (33:50):
He got three shives to the stomach and he couldn't
find proper, proper medical.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Care drive hours and hours.
Speaker 5 (33:58):
Yeah, that's crazy, crazy.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Okay, that's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories.
It's for the good News. I was reading the story
by this guy named Craig. He's hiking up near Calgary
and this grizzly bearry comes out at him, and so
it's a grizzly and the two cups. So it's a
(34:20):
mom grizzly and the two cups. And if animal's hungry
or protecting their kids or hurt, like, that's trouble. That's
where you get your face ripped off. And so he's like, oh,
crab his dog with him, a Doberman named Knight, and
I g h t And if I were the grizzly,
I would just eat the dog. But the dog gets
in the like and the grizzly retreats, which is wild
(34:41):
because I'm a bigger animal. I'm just thinking, if I'm
the grizzly and I don't care what kind of dog,
I paul, that thing boom not going to side and
eat me a human. But that is not what happened.
Night stepped in front, got back on his hind legs
and just started barking. And maybe the bear just got
annoyed at the barking. Sometimes at night or if there's
a storm, Stanley's barking and I'm like, shut up, like
(35:04):
that would annoy me. But this bear is huge. All good,
nobody died. The dog saved the human life, which is
the great story. But I just started to think, if
I'm a grizzly don't I don't take that crap? Do
you guys remember what to do if a grizzly bear
tries to attack you.
Speaker 5 (35:20):
I always just.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Right there.
Speaker 3 (35:24):
Don't you get up and like act like bigger than him.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
I start singing Teddy bear, Teddy bear, turn around. Have
you ever heard that song?
Speaker 4 (35:32):
No?
Speaker 1 (35:33):
I think in theory, maybe you do.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
There are because that's what the doverman did on the
hind legs. And I guess we're learning that these bears
are kind of.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
Like they're like bullies. You stand up to them.
Speaker 5 (35:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (35:45):
See.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
I don't want to test that theory though. If it's
a brown bear, they say lay down. If there's a
black bear, fight back, and if it's a white bear,
good night, Okay, that's the polar Bear.
Speaker 5 (35:59):
Good night.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
Because you're at Antarctica and it's too cold. Yeah, I
mean they found you for a reason.
Speaker 6 (36:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
I think I would just run regardless. Yeah, I think
that would just kick in. I would just run. Or
I would take whomever I was with and throw them
in front of me and then run. That's not cool, man. Yeah,
a great story. Night. The dog saved a life. We
love it. That's what it's all about. That was tell
me something good.
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