Berner Phone

Berner Phone

The Berner Phone hotline is open! Hannah Berner and her husband, comedian Des Bishop, are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and bantering back with hilarious chemistry for their first ever podcast together. Keep an eye out on their Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it's pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions, Hannah and Des are dialed in. Dial in - https://telbee.io/channel/msnxcnbe39nmb9rpvbi_eq/

Episodes

March 16, 2026 71 mins

This week, Des and Chris are joined by comedian Maggie Hughes DePalo answering all the dialers needs for advice.

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This week Des and Chris are back answering whether the dialers are in fact the a**hole.

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This week, Des and Chris are weighing in on all of the dialer's least favorite transitions that have got to go.

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February 23, 2026 66 mins

This week, Des and Chris are back on a dialer-heavy episode talking about their best cheesy slogans for life. 

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This week, Des and Chris are joined by Ali Kolbert reacting to the most unhinged things that the dialers have done for love! Ali is currently on the road with Hannah so check them out at a show and see all of their dates below

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February 9, 2026 65 mins

Des and Chris are back this week hearing the worst thing they ever spent money on and how much they spent. 

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Today we're joined by guest host Caitlin Peluffo to talk about the dialers top green flags in dating and beyond!

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January 26, 2026 76 mins

This week, Des and Chris are back finding out what hills the dialers will die on. 

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January 19, 2026 66 mins

The dialers are sharing the most passive aggressive things they've done or had done to them. 

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January 12, 2026 72 mins

The dialers are annoyed by so much that we had to do a part 2.

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January 5, 2026 65 mins

From nose breathers to doing dishes, the dialers are sharing the small annoyances that can ruin their day.

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We're back this week with more unique holiday traditions. We're in the thick of the holiday season so the dialers need a distraction. Put your headphones on, ignore your family fighting in the background, and enjoy this episode.

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We're getting in the holiday spirit this week. The dialers shared their family's craziest holiday traditions.

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The dialers had so many good hot takes that we had to do a second episode.

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December 1, 2025 62 mins

The dialers are letting us in on the thing they hate that everyone else seems to love.

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November 24, 2025 58 mins

We'd rather get involved in other people's drama than deal with our own, so we asked the dialers to tell us their juiciest local gossip.

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November 17, 2025 98 mins

We took a risk and tried live call-ins for the first time in Berner Phone history. The only reason we pulled off the admin is because Hannah wasn't involved.

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November 11, 2025 65 mins

The dialers called in and shared their biggest turnoffs in relationships.

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The dialers are sharing their craziest customer service stories that prove the customer isn't always right. 

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October 27, 2025 92 mins

Des is joined by special guest Gabby Bryan to give their best shot at dating advice.

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