Full Kit Wankers: A Soccer Podcast

Full Kit Wankers: A Soccer Podcast

Steven Baquerizo and Andrea Pilar proudly introduce themselves as Full Kit Wankers, recapping last weekend's EPL fixtures, discussing the state of US Soccer, and highlighting some excellent lady play all while dropping some chisme, and hot takes.

Episodes

November 9, 2021 44 mins

The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom (for the foreseeable future) for another socially distant weekly episode!

Hot soccer goss: Barca appointed Xavi as new manager on a two year contract. Antonio Conte named new Spurs managers. Newcastle hires Eddie Howe. This manager job is a revolving door business innit. Ole is next.

Not Cool Moment of the Week: A fan shouted homophobic abuse and made obscene gestures at Manc...

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 The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom (for the foreseeable future) for another socially distant weekly episode!

Hot soccer goss: New developments in the Mauro Icardo soap opera. Ole Gunner on the chopping block. Who will succeed him?? Crystal Palace's Tifo game is strong! Joshua Kimmich isn't vaccinated as it turns out. wtf. And FIFA are touring North America for host cities in 2026 World Cup. We wonder where t...

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Coming at you with the late Tuesday drop! The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom (for the foreseeable future) for another socially distant weekly episode!

Hot soccer goss: We dive right into this Mauro Icardi scandal. Wanda Nara asks Icardi for a divorce... and he responds by threatening to leave PSG.  The saga started on Saturday when Wanda Nara deleted all traces of Icardi from her Instagram and accused him of infidelity...

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🎼 IT'S INTERNATIONAL LOVE! 🎼 We're here with a recap on this International break. Mbappe was offside. The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom (for the foreseeable future -- gotta see wassup with this delta variant) for another socially distant weekly episode!

Hot soccer goss: We spent a chunk of our time here discussing the Newcastle takeover. We have some takes. Some good, some bad. / Gini Wijnaldum is straight...

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WE'RE BACK after our 2 week hiatus! Pro Tip: 2-3 nights in Las Vegas is more than enough.  The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom (for the foreseeable future -- gotta see wassup with this delta variant) for another socially distant weekly episode!

Hot soccer goss: "Ted Lasso" and the EPL reach a licensing deal. It's a little late but welcomed of course. Neymar went viral poking fun at the mass social me...

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WE'RE BACK FOR SEASON 4! The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom (for the foreseeable future -- gotta see wassup with this delta variant) for another socially distant weekly episode!

Hot soccer goss: Ronaldo started and scored. Whoda thought? Literally everyone. Geordies had a special song for the lad, and there was a banner flown over the stadium calling him out. More men called out on their bullshit: Mendy trial date...

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WE'RE BACK FOR SEASON 4! The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom (for the foreseeable future -- gotta see wasp with this delta variant) for another socially distant weekly episode!

Hot soccer goss: Ronaldo back to Man U. Wow, I didn't see that one coming. Can  deadline day  top that?! Doesn't look like like. Some big links finally confirmed nonetheless. 

Not Cool Moment of the Week:  Manchester City defender B...

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WE'RE BACK FOR SEASON 4! The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom (for the foreseeable future -- gotta see wasp with this delta variant) for another socially distant weekly episode!

Hot soccer goss: Lionel Messi is barely in the door at Paris-Saint Germain but he has already held talks with Inter Miami; Harry Kane back on Spurs team sheet. We're over this tbh; Mikel Arteta has 5 games to get it together or else lol...

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WE'RE BACK FOR SEASON 4! The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom (for the foreseeable future -- gotta see wasp with this delta variant) for another socially distant weekly episode!

Hot soccer goss: Unless you've living off the grid or are Andrea's dad, Messi made all the headlines with his transfer to PSG. But that's old news now. We are now learning about Barca's "worrying" finances. Vete...

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The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom for another socially distant weekly episode!

🚨 New Schedule Announcement: We're going to be putting out episodes on Tuesday this 2021, year of the coup, to give your soccer fix early on in the week!

Hot soccer goss: What the hell is Europa Conference League? Doubts in England Euro squad? Never mind that, what about the Spain squad?! What a tumultuous end to the season i...

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The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom for another socially distant weekly episode!

🚨 New Schedule Announcement: We're going to be putting out episodes on Tuesday this 2021, year of the coup, to give your soccer fix early on in the week!

Hot soccer goss: Ronaldo leaving Juve? Messi to Manchester City?  Kane to literally anywhere but Spur? All this goss got us feeling like Pep after winning a title. 🤤
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The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom for another socially distant weekly episode!

🚨 New Schedule Announcement: We're going to be putting out episodes on Tuesday this 2021, year of the coup, to give your soccer fix early on in the week!

Andrea AKA "Dre", as she is suddenly know as now around the office, is back with your boi Steve! Thanks to super-sub Niall for stepping in last week.

Hot ...

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The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom for another socially distant weekly episode!

🚨 New Schedule Announcement: We're going to be putting out episodes on Tuesday this 2021, year of the coup, to give your soccer fix early on in the week!

Our sound engineer, Niall "Mighty" Rouse, super-subs in for his beloved Andrea. She is too "busy" to talk shit with Steven this week. But not to worry, t...

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The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom for another socially distant weekly episode!

🚨 New Schedule Announcement: We're going to be putting out episodes on Tuesday this 2021, year of the coup, to give your soccer fix early on in the week!

🆘 EMERGENCY POD 🆘  Fam, the soccer world is up in arms about the newly announced European Super League. People are more pissed about this than VAR, and with good reason. E...

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The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom for another socially distant weekly episode!

🚨 New Schedule Announcement: We're going to be putting out episodes on Tuesday this 2021, year of the coup, to give your soccer fix early on in the week!

Andrea AKA "Dre", as she is suddenly know as now around the office, is back with your boi Steve! Thanks to super-sub Niall for stepping in last week. But man, are ...

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The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom for another socially distant weekly episode!

🚨 New Schedule Announcement: We're going to be putting out episodes on Tuesday this 2021, year of the coup, to give your soccer fix early on in the week!

Our sound engineer, Niall "Mighty" Rouse, super-subs in for his beloved Andrea. She is too "busy" to talk shit with Steven this week. But not to worry, t...

Mark as Played

The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom for another socially distant weekly episode!

🚨 New Schedule Announcement: We're going to be putting out episodes on Tuesday this 2021, year of the coup, to give your soccer fix early on in the week!

We're baaaaack and fully vaccinated baby! We had to take off last week as we were hit hard by that 2nd dose; so sorry not sorry!

Hot soccer goss:  Yo, what is...

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The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom for another socially distant weekly episode!

🚨 New Schedule Announcement: We're going to be putting out episodes on Tuesday this 2021, year of the coup, to give your soccer fix early on in the week!

Hot soccer goss: just like the title, Naglesmann and Haaland are headlining the rumor mill. And some hot takes from Mark Clattenburg on penalty decisions 🤔

Not co...

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The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom for another socially distant weekly episode!

🚨 New Schedule Announcement: We're going to be putting out episodes on Tuesday this 2021, year of the coup, to give your soccer fix early on in the week!

ICYMI: Some wild hot Royal Family tea was spilled these past couple days. Andrea provides us a FULL recap for us. Stay calm,  soccer content begins shortly after

Ho...

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The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom for another socially distant weekly episode!

🚨 New Schedule Announcement: We're going to be putting out episodes on Tuesday this 2021, year of the coup, to give your soccer fix early on in the week!

BREAKING! BarcaGate tops the headlines this week and the wankers dive in deep on this.

Not cool moment of the week: Things took a turn at the US Soccer Annual Meet...

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