Thorn-in-the-Side Thursday, Head-ON with Roxanne Kincaid June 12, 2025

 

🎙️ Head-ON with Roxanne Kincaid – June 12, 2025

Step right up and feast your peepers on a tale as American as bourbon and broken promises — all served with a side of righteous indignation and just a pinch of gallows humor, hosted by Roxanne Kincaid, “America’s only liberal transbilly elitist.” 🎪🇺🇸

💥 This Episode's Spectacle: The Day Democracy Took a Left Hook to the Jaw

The curtain rises on a full-blown constitutional carnival, featuring none other than Senator Alex Padilla (D-CA) being body-slammed, cuffed, and carted off by federal agents—on live TV, no less! And what was our poor senator’s offense? Why, simply asking a question at a DHS press event hosted by none other than “Secretary Hotmama” Kristi Noem, she of the firm handshake and even firmer fascist tendencies. 🎭

As Roxanne would say, “This ain’t your grandpappy’s Watergate.” Oh no, friends — this was 1933 stuff, complete with goose-stepping goons and MAGAT mayhem. The host didn’t mince words: “fascist,” “tyrannical,” and “racist pig” were tossed around like peanuts at a burlesque show.

🪖 The Military Speaks Out (Bless Their Bayonets): A clip from a Marine of Unit 27 declared that the boys in green wouldn’t follow illegal orders — like, say, storming into cities to crack skulls at peaceful protests. A rare glimmer of moral backbone in a swamp full of jellyfish. 🫡

💼 The Democrats Respond... with Polite Outrage (Sigh): Senator Brian Schatz dropped a truth bomb, calling the assault “dictatorship stuff.” Meanwhile, Chuck Schumer issued a “firmly worded letter” — which, as we all know, is the political equivalent of sending thoughts and prayers to a four-alarm fire. 🔥

Oh, and let us not forget the Senators who confirmed Secretary Hotmama: Fetterman, Kaine, Kim, Peters, Slotkin, Hassan, Shaheen... Roxanne names 'em and shames 'em like it’s a family reunion gone horribly wrong.

🧠 History Lesson with a Conspiracy Twist: What’s a good American crisis without a bit of shadowy history, eh? Callers drew lines from this week’s tyranny all the way back to:

• 🏛️ Ancient Rome (crossing the pomerium)

• 📦 The Business Plot of the 1930s

• 🧠 MK Ultra and Operation Paperclip

• 🔥 Abu Ghraib’s torture legacy

And the cherry on this banana republic sundae? A theory that DHS was born not of necessity, but as part of a long-game fascist superstructure.

🗳️ Coming Attractions: Protests are planned for the weekend — peaceful, passionate, and nervously eyeing provocateurs in khakis. Meanwhile, MAGATland is prepping a “big beautiful parade” for Trump’s birthday, complete with military pomp and probably a few tanks for flavor.

Bonus: A “virtual mass” is slated to stream from Chicago, courtesy of the rebellious Pope Leo — for those who prefer their resistance with a rosary.

⚠️ Finale: Citizenship, Disenfranchisement, and Rubicons Galore As Roxanne warns, the Rubicon's been crossed more times than a dollar bill at a Vegas blackjack table. Expect martial law flirtations, voter suppression gymnastics, and threats to women’s citizenship that would make Susan B. Anthony rise from her grave just to slap somebody.

🎤 Closing Monologue: Roxanne and her fearless flock call on every patriot, peacenik, and possum-wrangler to hold the high ground. The hour is late, the stakes are dire, and the smell of fascism is thicker than cheap cologne at a MAGAT fundraiser. If democracy’s going down, it’s going down swinging — and Roxanne’s got her boots laced, lipstick sharp, and microphone hot. 🎧💅

“Head-ON with Roxanne Kincaid” — where truth wears rhinestones and treason meets torchlight. Tune in, raise hell, and for heaven’s sake, stay loud. 💥📻🇺🇸

🕯️ Show notes by W.C. Fields (resurrected by AI and caffeinated indignation) 🕯️

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