Improvised Wikipedia

Formica! What is it? Was it created during a World War? Was it created by Australian television personality Sofie Formica's ancestors? Do Jon and Glen even know anything at all?

Come see Glen tell jokes on February 26th at SteelStacks in Bethlehem, PA!

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Hey! A few days late because Glen was on the road, but we're back to teach you all about doorbells.

What's up with that big spike in Paris? Glen and Jon know all about it. Was it built for a World's Fair? Was it built with strontium girders to summon Zuul? Learn everything you need to know.

Glen Tickle and Jon Lunger rewrite the Wikipedia page for Daylight Saving Time and Glen gets genuinely angry at Ben Franklin, a French newspaper, and a bug-lover from New Zealand.

Why's it a liquid though, NICHOLAS!?

What even is dill? A lot of bush talk, and we pitch a great biopic as we get deep into ranch lore.

Okay look. Sometimes Jon and Glen really have no idea what they're talking about, and this episode is one of them. They talk a big game but at the end of the day they're really, really stupid. 

Also that long running bit about Jon not having Glen's phone number takes a dramatic turn!

We're off the rails on this one kids. We start talking about marbles for a bit, but then it's just a clip show.

Look, if Hank Green doesn't know how eels get down we don't know why anyone would expect us to.

What if you could watch a music video but with a bunch of word bubbles popping up telling you about the band and song? In the late 90s you could thanks to VH1's Pop Up Video, a thing Jakob Dylan hated.

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Oh boy. We're gonna get put on a list for this one. How do you make C-4? Should you eat it? Why didn't the A-Team use it more? Should Glen and Jon have learned to weld? Why does Glen remember a scene from the 1995 Sandra Bullock classic The Net in such vivid detail? It does go boom though.

Why are these curvy little guys named after horses? What do they like to chomp? Why do the boys have the babies? Why aren't they at the Jersey shore? Why do people keep grinding them up and eating them even though Glen said not to? Learn all about seahorses in this week's episode! Also go watch Glen's new special The Favorite on Dry Bar Comedy! Use promo code GLENTICKLE for a free month!

80% of people poop their pants on stage. We talk about why. Also sorry this episode is late! It's a big week for Glen. Jerk! The Magazine Issue #1 just arrived and his Dry Bar special The Favorite is FINALLY out! Use promo code GLENTICKLE to sign up for the new Dry Bar+ app and get a free month!

Race jet skis with your favorite podcast friends as we tell you all about Wave Race 64 and get wildly off topic after taking a week off.

POWDERED! TOAST! MAN!

What is he made of? What are his powers? How big is his crank?

The creator of Ren & Stimpy may be trash, but Powdered Toast Man is a legend. Learn all about him this week from two guys who grew up unsure why they were allowed to watch the show in the first place.

Time travel back one day so this episode would be on time!

Learn about dimensions

Which Back to the Future movie is bad?

Why doesn't Jon think Time is real?

Look. We had no idea what this one was. We take some bold swings about an event in early American history that we thought might have been the pilot for Three's Company or the plot of King Ralph. We don't know everything.

Shout out to Gabe Mara for the suggestion.

Who first squeezed an olive and thought, "Heck yeah that's the good stuff."

How old is Popeye?

Is it... lube?

Why are olives disgusting?

All these and more answered in this week's episode.