Duck Gate Antics, Fashion Scandals, and Spelling Surprises: A Roller-Coaster Episode

Ever wondered how an 87-year-old could turn a murder trial on its head with a flock of rubber ducks? Meet Bob, the local hero of "Duck Gate," who brings humor to the courtroom with his quirky protest in support of a neighbor accused of a serious crime. While Bob's antics leave us in stitches, we also take a moment to celebrate the joys and occasional hiccups of personal life, addressing some hilarious pregnancy rumors and sharing the thrill of a friend's upcoming addition to our circle.

But that's not all! We dive into the murky waters of the fashion industry with a scandal involving Abercrombie & Fitch's former CEO, Mike Jeffries. Amidst playful banter about age and the peculiarities of calling one's mom "mommy," we tackle the serious allegations of sex trafficking and misuse of company resources. This episode promises a roller-coaster of emotions, combining lighthearted humor with thought-provoking commentary on corporate ethics.

Finally, get ready for some spelling misadventures and unexpected Cash App fun. Our playful exchange about spelling "prosecute" and a surprise Cash App notification keep the laughs coming. Reminiscing about our teaching days and puzzling over unexpected funds, this episode captures the spirit of camaraderie and spontaneous laughter, making you feel like part of our ever-expanding circle. Join us for a wild ride of stories, banter, and a strong sense of community support!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'm gonna make my bed on the beat.
Trap's hit on the beat, buty'all know I ain't no rapper
though.
Yeah, let's get it, Me and mygang we up yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
It's your girl Trap's here, it's Terrence Usker.
Did I, didn't quit last week.
Y'all know.
Y'all thought I did.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
She pregnant.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Oh, what happened?
The first thing you say Wow.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
That is the first thing you say How'd they get it
out?
How'd they get it out?

Speaker 1 (00:37):
First of all, I am not pregnant.
First of all, if I want peopleto know, I wouldn't let them
know until I become over herewith sweat, soaps on and
everything you know what theysay the last is always the first
.
I'm not pregnant.
If I was pregnant, y'all don'tknow for real.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
She pregnant.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
No baby better.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
She having twins.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
I haven't they better .
You know what I like, you knowwhat I do.
There's a thing they call seeyou ready.
You know what they call itSwallowed.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Swallowed, Swallowed.
You know there's a new shit nowyou got kids in your throat.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Raising in the day.
Call it a daycare, call it akiddie pool, call it what you
want, but it ain't no baby inthe hot tub.
I am fucking weak cause I likethat shit.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Oh my god oh my god, we need some hearts cause that.
We need some love, cause thatshit is dead as shit.
Whatever the fuck y'all doingthat red shit, keep doing it.
Try the tiktok.
We love tiktok yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
I drown kids.
Look instagram fucking drownshit.
I definitely drown kids youdrown kids.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
No, then there's a thing that, um, our president,
fucking drown you shit, Idefinitely drown kids.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
You drown kids.
No, there's a thing that ourpresident, our future president,
kamala Harris, is fighting for.
It's called birth control, andthat is something that I use.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Shout out to Trump.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Most mainly it's called an IUD.
It's like an armory, Like rightat the coochie hole.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Let's go, trump.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yeah, so just don't.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Trump got my vote.
Don't do that shit on here, bro.
I swear to God, don't do thatshit on here.
Listen, regardless of who thefuck y'all vote for, go vote.
You know you want to vote forTrump.
You want to vote for KamalaHarris?
Yes, regardless, go vote.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
y'all what's her name Kamala.
Kamala Vote for Playboy Cardi.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Don, why do you keep killing his head off?

Speaker 3 (02:21):
I thought Bernie Sanders was dead.
He's not dead.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
He's not dead, say Siri.
I thought he died like three ortwo years ago.
Bernie Sanders is not dead.
Bernie Sanders is not dead.
He's very much still like.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Oh, I'm sorry, Bernie , so I can vote for you again
this year.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Okay, I'm going to go back and vote for you, bernie.
I'm sorry, he's 83 years old 83.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Shout out to Bernie.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Sanders, he's not dead.
There is no death date.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Oh, I'm sorry, bernie , I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Bernie.
Yeah, I'm going to vote for you.
You know what I'm saying when Ire-vote.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
That's crazy.
I'm going to vote forTrump-Tice.
Wow, anyway, how y'all been.
I miss y'all.
Yes, how y'all been.
I feel like I ain't seen.
I'm not pregnant.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
And because you had, you was going, you going through
the baby sickness and you wasout.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
I'm not having baby sickness.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Well, not having.
You had baby sickness.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Anywho, in all seriousness, followers people, I
was literally in the hospital,though Pregnant.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Send some baby emojis .
Tiktok, please, I was notpregnant.
Send some baby emojis.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
However, I had severe dehydration and my blood
pressure Was like 160, oversomething I almost died.
For real.
You playing, you did.
Yes, my blood pressure was like160.
Why your blood pressure so high?
Because I'm ripping and runningWithout taking care of myself,
so I need to stop, that's whyyou need to take care of
yourself.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
I think my blood pressure high too.
I gotta go check.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
But I had some great news.
What?

Speaker 2 (03:39):
You pregnant?

Speaker 1 (03:40):
No, I'm not pregnant, but I don't know if y'all seen
over the weekend the hoochiesare expanding, yay they all
pregnant?
No, why would you say they allpregnant?
Because you said they'reexpanding.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
No, we are only expanding by one.
Oh, who y'all getting so shout?

Speaker 1 (03:56):
out to my baby, Alex.
She's pregnant.
I laughed so hard Because Itold you I just said they was
pregnant.
Yeah, one of them is pregnant.
You said all, all the hoochiesare not pregnant.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
They coming.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Whatever.
Anyway, she's pregnant and wefound out the gender on Saturday
.
What's?

Speaker 2 (04:15):
the gender Boy, it's a girl.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
More pussy.
Goddamn Now with her daddy.
Why would that be your response?
Her daddy is like 6'8" 250.
When he come up here and beatyour ass, I'm not gonna say shit
, I'm gonna step aside, I'mgonna shoot him in the leg.
Hey yo.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Let him come after me .

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Anywho, next Sunday, anywho, my sister circle.
We're expanding, we're gettinga baby and we're becoming
aunties, so shout out to themcongratulations yeah, shout out
to them congratulations.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Let me give a round of applause for that.
Yes, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Congratulations all the people who watch our show
who come on.
Y'all know the hoochies isusually a regular.
They're usually in the crowdand stuff, but she has a bitch
wait.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Which hoochie is it that she came here, the the
light-skinned one?
She thick as hell.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
No, the other one Not Kim, so the other one I don't
know the other one.
The other one.
That'd be like sit your assdown.
You'd be sitting your ass down.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
No, I don't do that, but who's that you do?

Speaker 1 (05:12):
It's Alex.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
Alex, you got to show me a picture.
I'll show you a picture, alex,congratulations to you, alex.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
You're bringing some more pussy into the world.
Thank you, ayo.
Why would that be your response?
More pussy?
Honestly, stop talking about myfucking niece like that stupid.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
She's still in her belly.
She ain't born yet.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Don't worry about it.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
She's a fetus.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
I've been giving out names though what conceived of a
Don Julio.
I don't know what we actuallythe tequila that we had that
night was actually what was itthat's actually that baby was
conceived in Cancun.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
Oh it's in Cancun by a Mexican, by a Mexican no, her
boyfriend's black as hell oh,okay.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
I mean not Josh, I'm sorry.
He's not black as hell, buthe's a full nigga.
Okay, my bad.
Love Josh and Alex, our brotherand sister.
But yes, we are Our family'sexpanding.
I'm so excited.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Nah, but congratulations man.
I said, you know Drink tea.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
I told you y'all.
You know I'm sad, though right,why One hoochie down?

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Shit, only three left .

Speaker 1 (06:23):
She ain't no hoochotie.
See, it's time to.
It's time to come up From thereserves.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Oh shit, they gonna get trapped.
Yep Time to come up from thereserves.
Camper's over there, fuckingHootie.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
She was a Hootie with us.
Yeah, she was an honoraryHootie.
Yeah, I'm game to homecoming.
Shout out North CarolinaCentral University.
I'm going to homecoming.
I'm going to show my ass.
Oh, I'm going to show myasshole right there on the yard.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
They're going to look at you and be pregnant.
It's over for you.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
Honestly, I ain't going to lie.
It's over the right Q.
Look at me and I'm pregnant.
It's that oil.
It's that oil and that chickencause.
You know a motherfucking purpleand gold.
Know how to fry some chickenand fish.
Regular niggas can't do that welove you TikTok throw some
cards see, look see theythrowing gifts more gifts.
More news y'all.
We are officially monetized onTikTok.

(07:19):
Yay hit the soundboard so y'allcan follow us on TikTok.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
Thank you, look, look , look, there's a gift.
Look, thank you, thank you.
More gifts, more gifts, thankyou, we love you.
See, see this shit going up,thank you, thank you.
Look, look, all this shit'smoving up there.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
What the fuck that shit doingPeople?

Speaker 1 (07:43):
sharing our video.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Yeah they sharing More shares.
Thank you, you shared our video.
Thank you, we love you.
Thank you.
What's that girl name?
Kiki?
What's her name?
I don't know, I've been doingthis shit.
The MP what's?
Her name Pinky, yeah Pinky.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
I'm going to get like Pinky Shabby Birthdays.
Say my name ho, oh shit, who,what the fuck?
What'd you say?
Say my name, ho See, she gotthat new shit on her head and
she don't like it.
She didn't like that.
I ain't gonna lie, friend.
You know I usually agree withyou 99.9% of the time I didn't

(08:19):
like that say my name ho shit, Ididn't like that.
See, you're right, you got thatshit in your head.
Now, you don't know, that shitseeped into her brain and shit.
She look good as fuck, but stillshe fucking today.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Look Look at you laughing.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
She giggling, she laughing so soft and shit.
Now Look at her.
Look up, hey y'all, she's.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
You, good friend, she tweaking Yo what's in that shit
, Switch where you go.
What the fuck is in that shit.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
That's not even Switch.
We tweaking Anyway Hot Topicswith Trap Trap.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
No, trap, trap, Trap, trap, trap.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
All right, I'm going to start with birthdays.
What birthday, Ryan Reynolds?
He played Deadpool.
He played Deadpool.
Oh shit, happy birthday.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
He played his foot.
Oh, shout out to Viola Reynolds48.
48.
Shout out to Viola ReynoldsWhite Don't.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
Cry Miguel.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
Miguel.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
The singer oh the singer 39.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
39.
Shout out to Miguel.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
Every time niggas mention Miguel, I just keep
thinking of him going acrossthat crowd and hitting that
woman in the neck Boy that theygot sued for that shit.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
He did.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
You got to see that video.
You got to see that video.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
They definitely did.
Was it intentionally oraccident?
It was an accident, but thatshit was crazy.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
She rolled out that concert with a neck brace on and
everything she about to getpaid.
She did, she did, she got paid.
This was years ago.
This got paid.
No, he jumped into the crowd.
His dick first just slid.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
Listen, y'all can't be doing this shit these days.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
Oh yeah, Kevin Dane stepped on somebody, yeah, he
got paid too yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
I'll tell y'all what.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
A celebrity, do some wild shit to me.
I'm going to act like so broken.
I swear to God.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
Get paid, I'm going to get paid.
What Young Dolph said get paid,I'm going to steal both that
music though, but I'm going toget paid Diabetes.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
What you saw it, it's not diabetes.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
Huh, diabate, diabate .
I thought his name was diabetesno.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
See, go, please Go next.
Speaking of basketball LeVarBale no children LeVar birthday,
happy birthday to the best TVdad ever the best, he is
hilarious.
See diabetes, that is Diabate,it don't even have no S on it.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
y'all that's a diabetes.
You niggas are fucking y'allDiabetes.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
I hate y'all.
I hate y'all so much.
It's not diabetes.
Okay, this next one is serious.
So we got to be serious, butstart laughing.
It's crazy.
No, they winning.
No, but start laughing, it'scrazy.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
No, they winning.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
No, they lost by one?

Speaker 1 (10:49):
I think no, they still playing.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
They up three now who ?

Speaker 1 (10:55):
Oh this live Speaking of a live, MLK the third, MLK
Jr's son Is his birthday.
He dead though, ain't he?
No, he alive.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Oh, Dexter died.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
Okay, happy birthday, mlk.
The third.
You better say some English toget us canceled, bro, and I
swear to God, I just pressed thebutton.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
I didn't say nothing this time.
I just pressed the button andsince then, we gotta be serious.
One more time.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
You know what that's crazy?
It's not MLK, like the first orthe second, it's the third.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
So it's like that's crazy Three MLKs.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
And then the last one is DJ Khaled's little son Asad.

Speaker 4 (11:37):
Oh, happy birthday Asad.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
Asad probably like 15 , 98.
15 is crazy, asad like 15.
15 is crazy, assad like 15.
15 is crazy.
All right, that was all thebirthdays.
That was some boring birthdaystoday.
Yeah, I mean, news was boringthis week.
Yeah, news was boring this week.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
I will say Ain't nothing happened, but I ain't
gonna say nothing.
Get my mind set.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Just say it, what you wanna say, what you finna say,
you finna say Carry on.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
What the fuck you mentioning Assad?
For why?
Why?
Because he's like a celebrity.
He ain't famous.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
When.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
Assad was born.
He was very famous.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
He was.
He was a baby, he's just anArabian kid.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
That's it.
They're not Arabian.
What's their nationality?

Speaker 2 (12:17):
He's Palestinian?
Well, he's just a Palestiniankid with money.
Why are you mentioning him for?

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Because he got money there's a whole bunch of kids
that got money.
If you have money, we'llmention you too.
How about that?
Clock that T?
Yeah, clock that shit.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
I got money, hey look .

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Terrence.
Clock that, t Clock that shitPitchy.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
What the fuck is that that?

Speaker 1 (12:41):
switches pictures, Clock that.
Whatever the fuck y' TikTok.
What is that TikTok?
That's Swish's Pinterest.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Clock that, clock that.
Whatever the fuck y'all doingthere, keep doing that, keep
making them shits, go Talkingshit about a baby.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Whatever y'all doing TikTok, I ain't never seen
nobody beef with a damn baby.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
Cut that shit off no.
Because, I mean, instagram istrash, now we on TikTok.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
No, it ain't.
Look at that shit over there.
So we finna negate, we finnanegate.
Y'all see that word.
It's zero.
We finna negate one app foranother.
It's crazy.
Huh, we finna negate one appfor another.
It's crazy.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
Negate.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
What's that?
A Okay.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
What are we negating?
Hold on.
What are we negating?
We're going to do?

Speaker 1 (13:23):
the spelling bee later.
Don't worry about it.
What are we negating?
You say negate.
What are we negating?

Speaker 3 (13:29):
What are we?

Speaker 1 (13:30):
negating.
You're so ignorant, huh, peoplewant to say that fucking word.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
All right, none of your topics man Topic.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
She says you only got one.
Okay, only one topic news wasslow this week, like it was
boring.
Like it was so boring I almostgave y'all a story about a man
that is getting that gotarrested for passing out rubber
duckies in a murder case now why?
Why would he?
Why would they do that?
Because that's interesting.
He thinks that this is not mytopic, but I gotta tell you

(14:02):
about it.
So this guy thinks that.
Okay.
This lady named karen re Reedis accused of killing her
husband in January of 2022.
No, they said that she ran overhim with her car and left his
body in the snow, like to bleedout and die.

Speaker 4 (14:17):
Okay.
Okay, I got to hear both sidesfirst, but go ahead.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
She alleges that she was set up and somebody in the
house actually killed him anddragged his body out to the
crime scene and when she gotthere he was already dead.
And the reason that they tryingto cover it up is because the
people that was in the house ispart of the police department in
the town where the crime wascommitted, so they were covering
her up.
What did the dead body do toher to piss her off like that?

(14:40):
The dead body is her ex-husband.
He did something to piss heroff.
I gotta hear both sides, okay,so what a rubber ducky coming in
I'm about to tell you.
So this guy, who is, no, notrelated to either sides of this
case the deceased or thedefendant, neither one is a
random ass, nigga.
This is just a random guy thatlives like two blocks over from
this lady and thinks she's thesweetest lady and she never
could have did it.
He built this whole website oflike free, caring reedads.

(15:02):
She never could have did it.
Blah, blah, blah.
Okay, so they arrested Himbecause essentially what he was
Doing the first time and theylet Him off was that he would go
and he would take Like fakehundred dollar bills and he
would leave them like differentplaces On the street.
So like tackle the wall.
And then when people open themon the back To like see if it's

(15:23):
real, it would be like, oh, goto free care, freecom.
Oh, that'll piss me off I'llget on that website too.
So I forgot what the charges.
It was like a bullshit assmisdemeanor charge.
He got for that.
Okay, so they let him go on thewarning because you know he's
like the guy's, like 87 yearsold, let me know he won't care
he's.
He's about getting Karen out.

(15:45):
So what he started to do was atthe beginning of the case, like
in the prosecution's openingstatements.
They said something of theextent about if it walks like a
duck, quacks like a duck, it's aduck.
Oh, he funny so what he did washe started taking rubber ducks
and putting them all overeverywhere, like, even like the

(16:05):
da's office, like even thebarbershop bars were like police
would go at night, like eventhe people in the house were
like out.
Okay, the guy died in the street, but the house in front of
where he died he was leavingrubber ducks around it and he
was like he called it, um, theduck gate.
It's been called the duck gate.
I think it's like in b gateit's being called the duck gate.

(16:25):
I think it's like in bostonit's being called the duck gate
case.
Don't forget these ducks from Imean order them off amazon, and
he was like you get like a bigold box of rubber duckies for
like 100, for like 10 dollars.
Yeah, they really don't ask youwhy.
I know that.
But he was like literallyputting them everywhere, but
what he was doing was inaddition to putting them on
there, he was like throwing themthrough people's, like business

(16:47):
windows, like to get to try tothrow them through the window.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
Try to intimidate people listen okay, okay, to try
to get it was attached to abrick obviously because I'm

Speaker 1 (16:58):
about to say it's still the duck like so he was
doing it.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
He was trying to get to the window listen shut up.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
He was trying to intimidate witnesses to either
not testify if they had badthings to say about karen or to
tooth like to testify if theysaid good things.
But once again, the rumor inthe town is this this crime was
really committed by the policeand they're covering it up.
Nobody in this town is gonna goon record and say what they

(17:24):
know, because she really didn'tdo it.
We don't know.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
Cameron did that shit .
No, they saying the policecovered that shit up.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
That's not about right though.
So this guy, his name is Bob.
He's 87 years old.
Shout out to you, Bob.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
He said he goes around with these ducks and he
calls it the duckery fuckery andthat's what he turned.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
The duckery fuckery All the evidence that the
prosecution has against thedefendant.
Every time I see y'all do somedumb shit, you duckery fuckery,
it's actually.
It was a stupid ass story, butit was lucky that you listened
to it.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
Yeah, but that's not even my type you would've got it
if you Cut this shit out.
That shit was fucking stupid asfuck.
No, we're not cutting this shitout.
This is real life, so you mademe wait for my home.
Nobody give a fuck about thatshit.
Yeah, you asked her for thefucking story.
Who gives a fuck about an87-year-old nigga throwing ducks
through niggas' mouths?
You old patchy ass ornery ass,old ass, nigga who the fuck

(18:18):
gives a fuck about that?
Nobody gives a, cares aboutthat?
Nobody cares about that.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
We care about it.
You ask, you're the one thatasks for it.
If you ask you sour seed, stopasking for shit you don't want,
can't afford.
How about that?

Speaker 2 (18:30):
Go ahead, keep talking.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
Don't turn me down, mother.
Huh, what'd you say?
That's the only thing you cando.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
I can't hear you, nigga.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
That's your source of power.
They just see your mouth.
She said I'm pregnant and Iwant more babies in my throat.
That's what she just said.
Say it again.
That's what she just said, sayit again Go ahead, say it again
Say it again oh no, keep thewatch on.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
It'll keep track of how many punches you throw.
Oh yeah, give me this shit,I'll take it Back.
Your ass up for me.
Went to my segment.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
Nobody can't hear you .

Speaker 1 (19:07):
Ooh she said, we got shots tonight too she said I
want to get more in my mouth.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
That's what she just said.
Whoa, that's what she just said.
Where?

Speaker 1 (19:14):
are you getting this from that's?

Speaker 2 (19:15):
what she just said.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
That's what she just defend yourself.
Go ahead.
I can't wait to nope cut it offagain.
That's it.
You got another one.
No, that wasn't even my topic.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
I got the power power go ahead talk talk, go ahead,
talk, say something, saysomething all right, well, we
gotta chat.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
I'm gonna beat your ass about that.
Do your topic for this oldornery ass nigga she typing some
freaky shit over there.
I said very and I'm calling youan old ass, nigga, but you
childish niggas be 67 and stillbe doing shit like this.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
Yo, that's crazy, because it was some shit I was
watching today 68.
He is 68.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
I said 67.
You, you, old as hell.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
I look good for 68.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
ARP.
You know, you can search up ifpeople get ARP or not.
I got ARP.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
You do you old as fuck.
My mom's gave it to me, mm-hmm.
Thank you, mommy, love you,mm-hmm.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
You're in.
A 67-year-old man say mommy,just to say mommy.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
You don't say mommy, y'all don't say mommy.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
We're not 67, though we're not 67.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
No, do y'all say mommy, yeah, but we're, yes, but
we're, we're also not, itdoesn't matter.
The thing was do y'all saymommy, all right, it don't
matter?

Speaker 1 (20:43):
how old you are.
You say mommy right, 67 yearsold, grow up.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
Love you, mommy.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Sid, what's your next topic?
Because I want to hear it.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
Cut your mic off, so you know how like Say something
again.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
Every topic.
Can we just start keeping itpeace?

Speaker 2 (20:57):
Don't touch the fucking shit.
Go go ahead.
I'm on strike.
I'll cut your mic off too.
So this is the CEO McClain showand this is going to sit here
and shadow talk.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
So on Hot Topics yeah , you got us fucked up.
Go ahead, t-daddy.
I quit this podcast.
It's alright, I still got myvoice.
She said she gonna quit thispodcast.
It's all right, I still got myvoice.
Thank you, tell them you'regoing to quit the podcast.
She said she's going to quitthe podcast.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
She said she wants some dick and fuck CEO.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
And fuck.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
CEO.
She said she wants some dickand CEO said he wants some and
CEO said he wants some Pussy.

Speaker 4 (21:42):
Dick Ain't going to catch me, nigga.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
Go and start so she can do her topic.
Shut up, come on, cause it'sgood and it's not even about
Diddy, okay it's about Diddy.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
No, it's not about Diddy.
Okay.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
So, you know, how Cat Williams said.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
Uh-huh.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
A lot of shit about to happen this year, right.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
A lot of shit already happened.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
And we thought it only meant For the black people
in the hip-hop community.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
Oh shit.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
It goes way bigger than that.
So this week the Abercrombieand Fitch CEO, Mike Jeffries,
was arrested and indicted on sextrafficking and interstate
prostitution, Dealing with theyears 2008 to 2015.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
He was at a dealer parties.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
Right?
Well, maybe, but interestingdetails.
So he was not arrested andindicted alone.
He was arrested and indictedwith two other people, one whose
name was matthew smith andanother whose name was james
jacobson is so generic, solisten.

(22:47):
So Matt Matthew Smith is thisCEO's boyfriend, the Amicron
bitch nigga.

Speaker 3 (22:52):
Amicron bitch nigga yes.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
His boyfriend he's gay.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
This other guy, james Jacobson, is what they would
call like the go-to person, andthey go to us like they the ones
that go get the male models.
So what they were doing is theywould go get the male models,
and this indictment alleges thatMatthew Smith, james Jacobson
and Mike Jeffries conspired torun a sex trafficking ring using

(23:22):
their employees, the securityresources.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
And hold on, cause I don't want to, y'all know't want
to y'all like a page out of whobook the diddy book right, so
that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
So they use um.
I know I wrote it down, thatyou know crazy.
I believe it, though, becausey'all remember, back in the day,
amber crombie used to havetheir employees sitting outside
the store with no shirt on.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
Yeah, it was some wild crazy shit.
One to one.
Right that shit crazy.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
So, get this.
So this guy, james Jacobson, isthe guy that would do the talent
search for these male models.
Oh, he was the one that wasgetting these male models that
you see standing with theirshirts off in front of these
stores, right, okay?
This indictment alleges thatthis man would like put out ads

(24:09):
for models, have them come andbasically do auditions, and
sometimes he would make the mensleep with him first, before he
would even let them go on to thenext stage of this modeling
search.
But here's the gig.
There was no modeling search.
But here's the gig.
There was no modeling search.
What he was really doing wasscouting out homosexual men that

(24:32):
were looking to advance theirmodeling or career opportunities
within abercrombie and fitch'scompany.
Instead, they were gettingscouted by this man to give to
mike jeffries and matthew smithfor them to have sex and use as
play toys.
And how we said, this soundslike a page out of Diddy's books
.
Let me read you this, causethis sounds exactly like Diddy.

(24:53):
They got baby, so they had drugfield sex events where victims
were giving poppers which I knowmuscle relaxers.
Yeah, muscle relaxers, cause yougot to relax the booty Alcohol,
viagra, condoms, sex toys andother objects to engage in

(25:14):
sexual activity with.
So they was also having thesefreak-offs.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
What the fuck is going on in this world B?
I don't want to hear about noneof these fucking rich people
problems.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
Y'all are some freaky-ass people.
Ain't that much freaky in thedamn world, boy, I swear to God.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
This shit.
Listen when we get money.
I don't want to hear nothingabout y'all motherfuckers.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
Why would you automatically sue us?
Nigga?
It's going to be your ass.
Because why would I buy dick?

Speaker 2 (25:38):
We don't need to buy dick.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
So let's be clear we're going to have to worry
about your ass.
You'll be a quick for a littleQB.
You are a quick fucking.
They're going to see you atrick.
They're going to call you atrick so quick.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
I'm going to be at home.
I'm going to be at home with mylady.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
Nigga, it's 2024.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
It's 2024 home Nigga it's 2024.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
That's what I'm doing .
It's 2024.
Niggas be tricking at home.
Huh, niggas be tricking at homeonline.
It's 2024.
Now they don't got to go on thestreet and trick no more.
You can be at home and doingthat shit.
Now, okay, tricking on OnlyFans.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
Trick.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
Now it's some nasty Diddy's in there he's in there
telling on everybody.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
He's like y'all gonna get me get this nigga from Eric
Carly and Phish, but did youcall it in all?

Speaker 1 (26:29):
seriousness and I'm gonna Swish gonna clip this.
Let's replay this right now.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
Swish ain't gonna do that shit.
He might.
We're gonna replay this everyweek.
He don't never put in a clip,you know what?
I'm giving him 10 bits of here.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
Honestly, though, remember when we first brought
up this Diddy shit I said I saidyou know, niggas thought that
the music industry was going tobe the one that really goes down
.
It's not the music industry,diddy and artists and rappers of
that caliber, of that shit likethat, they fuck with them
businessmen.
So it was like a whole like 20,40, 20 or 40 businessmen that

(27:03):
all of a sudden, when that firstshit came out about, diddy
resigned and it was CEOs of,like, clothing companies, tech
companies and shit Watch.
I'm trying to tell y'all.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
Why do you think?

Speaker 1 (27:11):
they're resigning.
I'm trying to tell y'all whythey resigned.
They scared their names gonnaget pulled out.
And look, this is the first oneAbercrombie and Fitch.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
Hey, shout out to Braun and Brawny that's epic,
epic.
He got his son.
Yeah, they get around the posta lot.
Yeah, man, he's going to give alot of heat, but yo man,
greatest dad ever.
Yeah, that's some great dadshit Like this.
Nigga got his son to the NBA.
Did you hear the wire?

Speaker 1 (27:37):
They were mic'd up.
He was talking to him.

Speaker 4 (27:40):
Uh-huh he was fired.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
Yeah, he was fired.
I that's crazy man Shout out toLeBron, Even though I don't
fuck with LeBron, but shout outto LeBron.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
But damn, that's crazy about the Abercrombie man.
See, y'all Watch A lot of y'allfavorite businesses.
They finna go up under.
They're going down.
I didn't even know it's stillAbercrombie and Fitch stores, I
think.
Mm-hmm, I mean that shit.
People still buy jeans fromthem, though.
They're just popular jeans.
I was about to say they jeansis pretty fire.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
They're popular jeans .
It was popular back in like theearly 2000s.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
What's not popular for us, and I say us black folks
anymore.
White people still buy thatshit by the polo.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
Yeah, they probably do, just like polo, yeah, polo.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
Yeah, we don't think polo cool anymore, which is
straight.
Have y'all seen yes, there isstill a Hollister.
Those jeans are fire.
The polo shit have y'all everlaid on the polo sheets and
covers Y'all?
That shit is so fucking fire,it's like a hotel collection.

Speaker 3 (28:34):
No, for real yes.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
Who you know got polo sheets.
I know somebody with polosheets.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
That's how she got pregnant.
No, that's not how I gotpregnant, so how you got
pregnant.
I got pregnant.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
So how you got pregnant?
I'm not pregnant.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
You said that's not how you got pregnant, so how you
got pregnant?

Speaker 1 (28:49):
Shut up, shut up, shut up, got you.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
You see how I got you you would make a horrible
lawyer Because he's stupid.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
I would make a great lawyer.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
You would not make a great lawyer.
What do you?

Speaker 2 (29:02):
mean I would be a, I'd probably be a prosecutor.
Yeah, I'd be a prosecution.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
Honestly, you'd probably be racist as fuck too.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
I would love to be a criminal defense lawyer.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
You'd be racist as fuck.
Nigga, let me smell your hand.
They gonna call Uncle TomLocked up.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
They gonna Uncle Tom you Go to jail, nigga you would
definitely be, uncle Tom.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
You would be held in contempt so many times you think
so play dirty.
You would try to bribe him,you'd wear three-piece suits.
I'll be the method man.
I know he'll be wearingthree-piece suits soon.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
Shoddy ass shoes.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
He might upgrade to a five-piece with a nice little
bracelet A bracelet.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
Don't forget the bow tie.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
You can't wear, why would you wear a bow tie to
court?

Speaker 2 (29:41):
Because I'm going to be a different prosecuting
lawyer.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
You an Uncle Tom ass nigga.
That's why.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
They see a spell prosecute.
P-r-o-c-ute.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
Wow, the child left behind, I guess.
All right, what's your topic?

Speaker 2 (29:56):
Yeah, what's your topic, bro?
I don't do topics, that's you?
That's that New York publicschool.
Okay, what's your scenario?
Ps 11.
Are you done?
Ps.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
PS184 PS190.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
PS113.
Shout out to public schools outthere.
Shout out to my New York publicschool.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
Don't shout them out, you can't spell prosecute,
spell prosecute.
I don't have to do that.
I was an English teacher, youwere not.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
I'm not spelling it, so spell it.
You were an English teacher, soteach me, nigga, how to spell
prosecute.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
It's too late for that.
No child left behind in Georgia.
Bush left your ass behind.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
You can't spell prosecute.
It's too late for that.
No child left behind in Georgia.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
Bush left your ass behind.
She can't spell prosecuteeither.
I sure can, but I feelconfident saying that I can,
because I was an English teacher.
Spell it, what would you do?

Speaker 2 (30:34):
Spell what.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
What would you do?
Stop pissing me off.
Spell it.
No, grow up, she can't spell it.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
This is a childish ass episode.
Yeah, the Hornets did oneChildish ass episode.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
Yeah, the Hornets did one.
The Hornets did one.
Shout out to the Golden StateHornets, golden State Hornets.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
They're talking about them all, the group.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Uh huh, shout out to them.
Alright, what would you do?
So, mama, what would you do?
Are always Either accounts that, uh, from me, or accounts from
somebody else.
So this account Just recentlyhappened to me, it's from me.
This recently happened to metwo days ago.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
So what'd you do?

Speaker 1 (31:09):
Two days being Monday .

Speaker 2 (31:11):
Yeah, today's Wednesday, right yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
Monday.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
Actually, yeah, yeah, monday.
So what'd you do?
What'd you do?
You're just chilling, casuallychilling, and you know what's
that?
We need that famous cash appsound.
We need that sound.
Make the sound, alright, holdon on.
So what you do?
You're chilling, casley,chilling, minding your business,
and you get the cash app sound.

(31:35):
You're like okay.
So normally you know cash appscome Because it was during
Training day, so I'm thinkingit's a cash app Initially for
somebody Want to sign up orsomething.
So what you do If you get acash app and the cash app
initially for somebody whowanted to sign up or something?
So what you do if you get acash app and the cash app is
$150 and the person DMs you andsays, hey, I sent you the money

(31:59):
by mistake.
That money was for an abortion.
What would you do?
Would you send it back, back,or would you?

Speaker 1 (32:11):
keep the money.
Um, I would tell them to namethat baby after me, because that
money's not coming back.
Yeah, honestly, I'm gonna thinkyou lying, because I know they
cost more than yeah.
Abortion definitely cost morethan 150 financial assistance.
They're not gonna charge younothing, so those are your
options.
So if you're telling me bro,that's for free yep keep it in.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
If you're crying, tell them you got five kids
already.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
Was this a male or a female?

Speaker 1 (32:34):
huh, was this a male or a female?

Speaker 2 (32:36):
money green.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
Here's my was it a male or a female?
Huh, I just want to know was ita male or a female.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
I'm it was a picture of two people.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
Male and female.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
Oh goddamn Audience.
What do you have to say?

Speaker 2 (32:51):
What would you do?

Speaker 4 (32:53):
What would you do if you sent me home?

Speaker 2 (32:56):
I would get the money back.
Oh, this nigga, Because listenyou, good Samaritan ass, nigga I
am Because I would wantsomebody to give me my money
back.
I don't care about the reason.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
What if they don't give you your money back?
Now you just out of $200.
It happened to me before andthey gave me my money back.
They stupid as hell too.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
I don't care about the abortion part.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
They could have kept that Try to make you feel guilty
, I'm going to just give it backman, you got a good heart, or
whatever.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
I'm going to just give it back, man.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
Okay, you got a good heart, or whatever I ain't
giving back shit.

Speaker 4 (33:30):
Thank you.
Okay, that's my brother, okay,you damn laid there, did it?

Speaker 1 (33:32):
Okay, yeah, you laid there and made that bed a lie in
it.
Let me give you another 150.
Yeah, I'll give 20 cent back.
What the processing fee?

Speaker 4 (33:44):
Yep, I would give it back too.
Oh, then I'll block them afterthat.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
After you give it back.
After you give it back, whywould you block them?
Why?
Because they're going to dothat dumb shit again.

Speaker 4 (33:55):
I don't want to talk, no more.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
Leave me alone.
Oh y'all, some good-hearted assniggas in this pissing me off.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
I was getting mad because they want to do the
right thing.
Right.
I'm pissed, Right, yeah, right,right.
You're doing it right there.

Speaker 4 (34:07):
I'm sending back $350 .

Speaker 2 (34:09):
I'm gone.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
Oh, oh, $150 is where you draw the line.
Huh, I'm not sending back $25.
I just want y'all to know thatI'm not sending back $25.

Speaker 4 (34:20):
It ain't got nothing to do with me, so if it come to
my account, it's mine.
Thank, you.
However public assistance willhelp you.
Thank you so 150 will coverthat, so she might have been
okay, she might have beentelling the truth, but if it's
mine, it's in my account.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
I'm finna go buy a bunch of shots.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
She can show me the paper and be like.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
I promise you.
Yeah, go get the abortion first, then I might send it back.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
I'm going to act like I didn't see the message for
like two days.
I ain't going to open it.
I'm going to flip the 150.
I'm going to make it to flip itto like 300 or 400.
Then I'm going to give himanother 150 back.
Oh okay, I ain't going to texthim back.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
I'm going to just send him some of it.
I'm getting right on FanDuel.
I'm getting right to.
Fanduel.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
Polo, what you going to do?
Lo, Somebody cash out your $150, but then send you a message
that says it's for an abortion.
They short.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
Thank you Polo.

Speaker 3 (35:17):
They short.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
Me and Polo going to dinner after that $150.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
You already know.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
Okay, I know, polo, yeah, polo, yeah, polo sound
like Barry White over here yeah.
That Bobby over here cheesingyeah, we going to dinner, so
what you do, oh.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
I didn't say that shit back.
I love you so fuck that.
So I got the cash.
I was like.
So I'm like, what the fuck isthis?
I'm like, and there's like twowhite people so, and there's
like two white people, so I'mthinking it's for something
that's reparations.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
They were white.
They were white.
You should have led with that.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
You should have led with that everybody's decision
changed now, no, no, causethat's right.
That's why I didn't want toleave with that.
Just keep it too late.
You already said'm not givingit back Too late.
You already said you're givingit back Too late, too late.
I mean it, it's a white girl.
Give it back, give it back.
You don't know, it could bejust a picture, you know, just

(36:18):
cash it.
But it was a white boy and awhite lady.
Yeah, white boy, white lady.
So I gave it a couple.
I gave it a few.
I was like okay, nobody hit meup, so you know, I kept it.
Then they hit me up onInstagram.
It was like hey, my mother sentyou some money.
It was for an abortion.
Can you please send it back?

Speaker 1 (36:39):
Right, that was it.
So the person who hit you up onInstagram Do you know these
people?
I don't know them from a wholelot more, so how'd she find your
Instagram?
How'd she find your?

Speaker 2 (36:47):
Instagram?
That's a good fucking question,because I'm like they send it.
Yeah, they did, they sure did.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
Nah, I'm sure, so it's sent to your personal one,
or the training day one, thetraining day one.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
How did they find you ?
Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
I ain't going to lie, but if there's people you don't
know and they white, I wouldn'tsend that shit back to you
either.
Huh, no, no, no, I ain't dothat.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
You know what I would do.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
I would have liked the message.
I would have said it hard andliked that shit.

Speaker 4 (37:14):
Hey now.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
You got that girl stressing out.
That's not funny.
You got that girl stressing out.
She's stressing out.
Down some steps right now, forreal.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
I'm sorry.
I took that as a blessing fromthe Lord.
Gave me $150.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
The feed is deletious .
Thank you, it's still in there.
What's y'all do with it?

Speaker 3 (37:35):
That's a good question what's y'all do with?

Speaker 1 (37:36):
it, put it in the pot , fuck that.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
That's free money.
I don't know.
It's in the cash app.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
It's bad karma, so you got to change that into
something good.
I don't know what I'm going todo with it.
You know what Take baby girlout for ice cream and dinner
today.
How about that Father daughterdate?
That might be Might.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
That's crazy.
Terrible father date.
What would you do if somebodysent you a cash app?
Would you give it back or wouldyou keep it?

Speaker 1 (38:06):
Hell.
No, they might name that babyafter us.
You are a child, why would youthrow the cup?
Shit the drink they might namethat baby after you, that baby
gonna be CEO.
That baby name gonna beTrinidad, because they sent it
to the Trinidad cashmere.
He drunk that liquor.
It was a lot of liquor there.
Nah, bro Is it my turn.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
Yes, I ain't.
It wasn't a lot of liquor therenah bro, alright, sober as hope
.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
Is it my turn?
Yes, it's your turn so I'vebeen contemplating cocktails
with tea.
Who's that?

Speaker 2 (38:36):
cuzzo.
Somebody said cuzzo, that's youthat's my cousin, hi cuzzo.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
Hey cousin, hey cousin.
My homegirl said sit monies.
No, take backs.
Okay, no, take backs, takeseats.
She said, who motherfuckingjumped into a crowd?
I'm like Miguel, yeah, hejumped into a crowd.
So I contemplated on my carright here if I really wanted to
bring back shots of tea,because we know, last time I did
shots of tea it got reallydangerous.
We got threatened from like,gastonia Rock Hill, I'm ready

(39:03):
Loaded.
We got threatened from a niggain the shipping container.
It's crazy.
That was crazy.
Yeah, that was raw.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
You know he still got .

Speaker 3 (39:10):
He dragged us for weeks.
He dragged us for weeks.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
He made highlights on his page.
It's probably still there.
I got to go look at that shit.
It's even still there.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
Fucking bum ass rapper.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
Last time I threatened we got threatened
Like it's crazy, but I textedy'all yesterday, right, yep?
And I am a woman, I did, I'm awoman, scorned, oh shit.
So I'm going to have to recapthis.
Y'all remember, I told y'allthat story a few weeks ago.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
right yeah, that's what you do, Shit.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
Fuck that shit.
And I told y'all a story a fewweeks ago about how I was giving
a chance to a nigga who pissedin my bed, right, I know he
didn't fuck up.
I know you fucking lying Okay.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
For the people who don't know a nigga peed in her
bed.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
Yeah, let me recap For people who don't know a
nigga peed in my bed because hewas drunk as fuck and can't
control his liquor.
He peed in my bed, right, I wastrying to be like you know what
Niggas get drunk.
Maybe this happens.
I don't know.
I'm not a nigga.
Get the fuck straight.
It's disgusting.
So same nigga, right, Itraveled to Durham, went to

(40:22):
Durham, got a hotel room.
We had a great weekend.
I met all his family and shit.
I said, oh, this might bematching PJs.
You know, still in the back ofmy head calling this nigga PP
McPeaster.
You know what I'm saying.
Every time I get in the bed I'mscooting to the edge and I'm
scared of drowning, you know.
So went to Durham a coupleweeks ago.

(40:50):
I came back home.
Y'all y'all this nigga say notyou got the message.
This nigga tell me, tell mesomething.
Damn, I got to go to the doctor.
I was like go to the doctor,why, why, you got to go to the
doctor.
He tell me something my eyeinfected.
I said your eye infected, whatthey say.
Y'all the man say I don't'tknow, but I feel like I know

(41:10):
what happened.
I say what I was eating yourkitty cat from the back.
He trying to say you farted inhis eye bitch.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
First of all first of all, let me tell y'all you're
not doing this, I gotta I gotta,I, gotta, I gotta y'all which

Speaker 1 (41:40):
is weak, which is weak as fuck.
Is he the water bro?
Yes, y'all.
Let me tell y'all.
First of all, my first thoughtwas I laughed Because I said
this nigga had the audacityRight.
He calling you 40 McForty forit.
You call him P McP, and y'all?
He not only did that.
I'm not done, I'm not done.

(42:01):
There's more, there's more.
He not only did that, he postedthat shit on Twitter, bro.
Did he tag you?
No, nobody said.
He just said I'm not evencounting from the back.
No more.
He's trying to say she fartedin his eye.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
Yo Bro.
Okay, we gotta dive deeper intothis story, Alright so Hold on,
okay, we got to dive deeperinto this story All right, so
Hold on, bro.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
This story is crazy.
Right, we got to dive deeper.

Speaker 3 (42:37):
Every time when.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
I told my friends this story, y'all when I told
them this shit.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
they was like everybody's first reaction was
like bro, why are you playingthis?
Niggas thought I was trying toprep a story for CEOs.
What would you do?
That's how bad it is.
I was like no, this is a reallife occurrence, okay.

Speaker 3 (42:54):
Back up back up.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
Okay, take, take, take.
Take us to the night ofquestion, okay.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
This was actually during the daytime.

Speaker 2 (43:02):
Okay, okay, take us to the day of questions.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
So again, I told y'all I went up to Durham that
weekend.

Speaker 2 (43:08):
Uh-huh Got a room and shit Got a room Okay.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
First of all, that was fornicating.
It was fornicating.
Tell it, tell it Okay.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
And he was doing from the back.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
Okay, and what happened?
What the fuck happened?
So then that Monday I wasalready home and shit that was
it.
We fornicated, that was it wenot going into the gory details
yeah, we not going into gorydetails cause my uncle still my

(43:42):
uncle still watch this shit.
So we not going into details,okay.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
Cause the nigga because the nigga that say his
mouth, his nose.
So she got it to you.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
The nigga said his eye which eye?

Speaker 2 (43:52):
The left or the right eye, the left eye, the left eye
, the left eye?
So the nigga had his nigga likethis in the booty hole and the
eye.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
He was leaning on his side when he did.
He was being lazy in the littleslide.
He was not, he was not.
So you know again, I'm not anigga, right?
So I don't know how niggas eatpussy, I don't know how that
works.
I just know that you don't putyour eyes in it, right, right,
hopefully you don't.

(44:23):
What Eyes Like you was justlike.
That's a whole mouth and nose.
That we done passed him to eyelevel.
You mean the eye.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
Bro, what's going on here, oh?

Speaker 1 (44:34):
shit.
So okay, so that happened right.
So come home, his eye, his eyeis infected with whatever.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
What is it?
Wait, he got pink eye.
What is his eye infected?

Speaker 1 (44:44):
with.
He got pink eye.
What is his eye effect?
He got pink eye.
Well, listen, the first thoughtwas the first thought was not
that, oh, my contact's infected,because this nigga pulled out a
contact box that said 2022.
Yes, not that my contact'sinfected.
Yo, first thought is that I didit to you.

(45:05):
When I tell you I cut that manoff so quick and they come to
find out, as the doctors finallydid their testing, guess what
caused his damn eye?
Them contact lenses, themcontact lenses and them sheets
he was laying on.

Speaker 4 (45:20):
Was it polo sheets?
Was it polo sheets?

Speaker 1 (45:24):
No, no no, it was not polo sheets.
We were at a hotel, but youknow some hotels use different.
Like washing detergents my skinbreaks out sometimes depending
on the hotel.
But them contacts and them damnhotel sheets broke his fucking
eye out.
But your first thought was me.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
You nasty Tyra.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
Clearly I just so.
With that being said, I havelearned my lesson by dating
dreadheads.
Wait, is this the Jamaicannigga?
No, not Jamaican nigga.
That man is sacred.
Not that man, he's sacred.
That man has never did me likethat.
Not dating dreadheads.
I'm not dating niggas past theRaleigh state line.

(46:05):
That nigga's from Oxford, northCarolina, country, ass nigga.
I'm not dating niggas past theRaleigh state line.
That nigga's from Oxford, northCarolina, country, ass nigga.
I'm not dating niggas thatcannot get above eighth grade
education Clearly Not datingthem, niggas.
And you know what?
I'm off of black men.
I'm off black men.
I'm off black men, fuck it, I'mgonna get me a white man.
You off him, I'm going to giveme a white man.

(46:28):
You want his number.
No, you want his number.
Listen, matter of fact, youknow what's crazy.
This was like three days inbetween.
He reached out to me three dayslater Now who asked you to have
your eyes in and got your eyefucked up like that.
You done.
Had a couple girls in troublein there to see what was going

(46:50):
on?

Speaker 4 (46:50):
What?

Speaker 1 (46:50):
the actual fuck.
Nah, not good for that.
I just know that I hate.
I'm not dating ever again.
Dating is terrible.
Dating is trash.
It's trash.
Why do you date?
Why do we date when there'speople like this in the dating
pool?

Speaker 2 (47:09):
bruh.
Wait, hold on, bruh bruh,something ain't adding up here.
Let's go back.
I'm trying to tell ya, I, I, Iwill pull up the screenshots so
the nigga said his eye gotfucked up cause he was munching
from the back.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
Yes, he said, and you know he said, he said it's a
common thing, he said it wascommon, it's a common thing.
Wait so, this commonly I havenever heard that before this
commonly happens to him or no,he said it happens to men.
No, he said it happens to men.
Does his eye get fucked up,eating it from the back?
I have never heard this before,yo.

Speaker 3 (47:51):
What, huh?
What'd he say?
What'd this nigga say?
What'd he?

Speaker 1 (47:57):
say Whoa, whoa, wait a minute.
What'd he say?
You get your ass assed.
No, no, no.
You said something about you.
Don't put it on me now, mybrother, you get your ass saved.
We know a nigga like that.
We know a nigga that get hisass saved.
Oh yeah, we know a nigga that.
Get his ass saved.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
Yeah, yeah, that nigga crazy.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
I better get me a white man Fuck it.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
Oh my God, Listen, I hate this shit.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
What they saying.
My sister say stop lying abouta white man.
She also said not too much onpeople with locks, fuck them.
My cousin said wow, Cousin,stop All right so moral of the
story.
Moral of the story is we notdating niggas with locks?
We not dating niggas?
That's from past the RaleighState line.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
Does he wear glasses?

Speaker 1 (48:45):
Yes, because of them damn contacts.
He wear contacts from 2023.

Speaker 2 (48:52):
That's why he got them damn glasses on.
Wait, you said he tweeted it.
Let me see the tweet.
I had to get off the live toshow you the screenshot, ain't
nobody on there, anyway it is.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
There's three people on there.
I'll show you the screenshot.
I have the screenshots.
I'll show the weed off mycousin, my cousin.
Yes, this is my datingexperience.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
I just Can I see it?
Can I see it right quick?
I just want to see it Move.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
I want to see it.
Let me finish my segmentbecause I don't do that shit to
you during yours.
You can do yourself.
I just want to see it live.
That's it Move.
No.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
I'm going to put it's only More of the story is we're
not dating anymore, ladies, youdon't need it, she said.
Serena and Eve Look happy withtheir white men.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
Serena and Eve Look happy with their white men.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
See.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
Eve rich as fuck too.
Serena is too Shit.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
She sure is.
But Serena wanna be white,though, she don't, wanna be
black, no more.
Here you go, see you finna, getinto A whole nother subject.
Nevermind, she don't, she don'twant to be black, no more.
Just like Michael Jordan, theydo.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
I have been thinking about dating white men too.
I'm trying to tell you he'sstarting to look more and more
like a um, a Rottweiler.

Speaker 4 (49:54):
Who.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
Michael Jordan.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
Michael Jordan.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
Michael Jordan do like a Rottweiler.

Speaker 3 (49:59):
Michael Jordan Like a pug.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
Yeah, he's ugly.

Speaker 3 (50:03):
Michael Jordan is.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
Young Michael Jordan was not ugly, but an old Michael
Jordan ugly as shit.
Michael Jordan probably getsass ate, definitely probably.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
That's why his eyes look like that.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
That's why, as a matter of fact, michael Jordan
be munching.
That's why his eyes look likethat.
There's a bunch of munchers inthe world, but guess what?

Speaker 2 (50:26):
Hey, listen, man Shout out to my motherfucking.
Yankeunchies in the world.
But guess what?
Hey, listen, man, shout out tomy motherfucking Yankees, they
in the motherfucking WorldSeries.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
I hope they win something.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
Finally, I'm playing the fucking Bougies.
When is game one?
Tomorrow?
Yes, tomorrow, right, game onetomorrow.

Speaker 3 (50:40):
Yes, I think it's because three, yeah three.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
I think game one is tomorrow.
Man, shout out to Max, he hadan amazing second season.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
I can't wait.
I can't wait for these clips tohit Twitter, because he follow
our Twitter boy.
I swear to God, oh shit, I'mgoing to tag his ass on the
Twitter.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
Shout out to the woman, Mia Glippity, one of the
WNBA champions Stupid ass nigga.
Sorry, trout Trigger, stupidass nigga.
She was kind of foul man.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
I just like dating.
What's a successful way to date?
Listen, I'm going to tell youthis.
Right, it's not a linear way todate, because clearly I'm not.
I'm fucking up at dating.
So what's a successful way todate?
Change the type of niggas yougo for.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
I'm going to tell you this right In dating right.
I'm going to tell you thisright In dating right.
Take it from me who've been ina 12-year marriage and going
towards divorce and a greatrelationship now.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I'm not going to make a joke,what?
But you're getting divorced andyou're going to give me tidbits
about dating.
Yeah, I'm going to give youtidbits about dating because I'm
dating now.
All right, I'm dating now, likeyeah, later now like yeah,
after you got divorced, go ahead.

Speaker 2 (51:44):
I'm technically not divorced yet, but divorce oh huh
.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
I'm not, it's next year no, I can't wait for that
divorce party.

Speaker 2 (51:52):
We gonna be lit as fuck yo, we gonna be lit as fuck
.
We gonna be lit as fuck at thatdivorce party.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
I just got a perfect cake you gonna buy the cake okay
and I'm gonna buy, I'm gonnaget some alcohol y'all invited
okay to my divorce party.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
Bring a whole bunch of weed, liquor and bitches.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
No, no, bitches.
We want bitches.
Bottles and bottoms.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
Yes, I'm involved now .
I'm involved now.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
She understand.
We get a little cup ofstrippers.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
I don't like strippers.
Anyway, I don't like strippers.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
We'll get midget strippers.

Speaker 2 (52:18):
Oh shit, now you get some midget strippers.
Nigga, we in the game, baby.
We in the game, baby, we in thegame, get like three.
I don't support midget.
Huh, he, that midget stripper.
No midget strippers I lovemidgets, he love midgets.
There's a difference Lovemidgets.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
Hey yo what.
What is going on?

Speaker 4 (52:38):
I didn't say bottoms.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
That's a valid question.
You got to answer I don't know.
You got to answer I don't know.
Hold on wait, Let me advise myclient.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
Don't answer that out loud.
I was advised to plead thefifth, sir.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
No, you was advised, against the best advice of your
legal counsel, to not answerthat question.

Speaker 2 (52:54):
You got to say the whole shit or it don't count.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
Because if you plead the fifth, you can't answer any
more questions.

Speaker 2 (52:58):
He ain't going to remember that shit.
You know that.
Okay by my legal counsel toshut the fuck up, okay, you can
stop.
On the midgets.
I love you, midgets.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
But, yes, the best way to date give us the best way
to date, all right.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
No, the best way to date is not to date.
Don't look for dates.
Don't look for dates.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
That's when it come to you.
You know what's crazy thissituation right here y' was not.
This is not something I lookfor.
It just like stumbled upon andI feel like that's the worst
situation is like when amotherfucker that you was not
even looking for bothering youLike why did you bother me?

Speaker 2 (53:32):
So you gave him the butt because he's bothering you.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
No, so why did you give him the butt?
Hey yo, why you trying to setmy client up like?

Speaker 2 (53:40):
this.
That's what she literally said.
She's like he kept bothering me.
He kept bothering me.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
No, I'm being exaggerated but I'm saying when
you said dating is when youdon't look for dates, right,
right, this was somebody that Iwas not looking for.
He just shot his shot and Ilike his personality.
Okay, I didn't know it wasgoing to be like this.
I like his personality waypeeing in the bed.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
Yes, that was, if that wasn't a red flag.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
He got psychological issues.
If he's still, how old is?
He 29.

Speaker 2 (54:12):
Damn Grown-ass man, where's your shit at?

Speaker 1 (54:16):
Grown-ass man peeing in the bed.
Play my shit.
Damn, that's me.
Damn.
He was drunk.
He was drunk.

Speaker 2 (54:24):
He was very drunk.
He got a bladder problem.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
I don't think so.
He probably need to wear themman diapers at night.
Huh, I just have never, I don'tknow.
That's why I said I'm not a man, so I don't know if this
happens.
I just have never met somebodywho got really, really drunk and
peed in the bed.
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (54:40):
I know a bunch of drunk niggas that get drunk as
fuck, and I've never done thateither?

Speaker 2 (54:44):
I've never done that.
Maybe he has a bladder problem.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
Okay, well, maybe he need to solve that shit and not
do it on my mattress.

Speaker 2 (54:52):
Maybe, maybe, but I mean yo, in this day and age,
relationships and Dating Likethis generation Of Of people,
they just don't Value Dating andrelationships.
It's just like a game and shitto people.
So, generation of people, theyjust don't value dating and
relationships.
It's just like a game and shitto people.
So you just got to find, like Isaid, don't look, just like

(55:15):
it'll come to you.
You know what I'm saying, eventhough that nigga came to you,
but he came to you in some piss,so you should have left that
alone.
That should have been leftalone right there.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
That's a huge red flag.
You know what my problem?

Speaker 4 (55:24):
is.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
I see piss, I move.
You see piss, you stay.

Speaker 4 (55:28):
I swear to.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
God, that nigga, I don't even start about that now.
No, it did not.
It pissed me off Because youknow what you know, I'm a
teacher, right, so I see thatshit all the time.
It really pissed me off.
I literally wanted to pull mybelt out and whip some ass Bitch
, turn it off.
Honestly, I think what that isis I be giving people grace, so,
like after that situation, Iwas like you know what he might
be going through some shit.

(55:49):
I give people way too muchgrace when I need to just sit.

Speaker 2 (55:51):
Like you said, did you have to scrub your mattress?

Speaker 1 (55:53):
Oh no, he bought, he gave me money for a new mattress
.
He Trick, huh Trick.
Oh yeah, he was Now, don't getme, don't get me wrong.

Speaker 2 (56:04):
That's why I gave him the butt.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
That's why I gave him the butt.
Don't get me wrong now.
The nigga was spending money.
Let's be clear.
Now we getting to it.

Speaker 2 (56:11):
Now we getting down to the nitty gritty what that.

Speaker 3 (56:14):
He gave me money.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
He would, he would.
Oh well, I had already toldthis story On a previous episode
, so that go back into it.
But yeah, so like my currentmattress that I have now is
$1,500.

Speaker 2 (56:26):
So he gave you $900 towards mattress.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
So the new mattress I bought already had a discount.
Okay, I already had a discount,so it was only $900.

Speaker 2 (56:34):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
Yeah, so I did get a new mattress.

Speaker 2 (56:36):
Okay, as you should.

Speaker 1 (56:37):
I did.
I got a new mattress and it'sbetter than my old one.

Speaker 3 (56:40):
It vibrates and shit.

Speaker 1 (56:43):
I like when it vibrates.
I guess you're done with him.
Oh, yeah, I'm done with him.
Well, as I said, when theseclips hit, he follow our Twitter
, our NoVisory Twitter.
When these clips hit Twitter.

Speaker 2 (56:51):
I don't know, I'm going to eat him the fuck up on
Twitter.

Speaker 1 (56:54):
All right, TikTok.

Speaker 3 (56:55):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
I'm going to man.
Look, you can't never Twitter,god, you can't out-Twitter me
7,000 followers strong.
In conclusion, ladies, Don'tdate niggas who piss in your bed
.

Speaker 2 (57:13):
Don't let niggas piss in your bed, and then you turn
around and fellas here's aconclusion for you, fellas Stop
putting your eye in pussy holes.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
I guess Niggas put their eyes in pussy holes.
Answer the question.
Do niggas put their eyes inpussy holes?
Answer the question.
Do niggas put their eyes inpussy holes?

Speaker 2 (57:31):
Well, I have never done so Switch shut up.
I have never done so.
I mean how?

Speaker 1 (57:35):
How you eat pussy.
That's TMI.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
TMI, that's TMI.
That's just for me and my lady.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
Show us no.
So I think what my client istrying to say is he doesn't oh,
he don't eat pussy, Got you.

Speaker 2 (57:48):
Nope, I don't.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
You don't eat pussy, nope, so which how you?

Speaker 2 (57:52):
eat pussy.
Good answer.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
Lie lie fuck.

Speaker 2 (57:57):
Good answer.
Good answer None of y'all eatpussy.
How you eat pussy Flea, yousetting yourself up Flea.
Y'all put your in the fifth andshit, I'm not disclosing how I
eat the box man.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
Y'all all of a sudden , we just got a bunch of niggas
at us.
Mute, baby, baby, y'all putyour eye in it, See.

Speaker 2 (58:23):
I mean, how is that physically possible?

Speaker 1 (58:25):
I told you he's sniper position, like he was
waiting on some shit lying inwait.
That mean friend, what thatmean?
Like it was okay, on that noteoh, before we leave, before we

(58:46):
can I say something?

Speaker 3 (58:46):
Yes, yes Go ahead.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
Since my sister's on IG.
Shout out to Fox.
My sister dropped a book onAmazon and I think y'all should
order it.
It's erotic poetry.
Ooh, it's real nice.

Speaker 3 (58:59):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
You like that.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
It's real nice.
I got a niche.
A niche, no, no, not a niche,what do they call it?
I got a what?

Speaker 1 (59:07):
do?
They say Like a something topull.

Speaker 2 (59:09):
Exo grind.
No, when you say I got a thingto pull, I had a brain fart, you
pull your finger no.
Pull my finger, I got a no, noshit.
When somebody got, I got athing to pull with you, I got a
boner pic.
With me.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
No, no, no no, where did you get the pull from?
I was trying to figure the fuckout.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
I was like I couldn't get it out.
So I got a boner pic with a lotof these poets Like why do they
always like 90% of them alwaysdo poetry about erotic shit?
Why, that's what sells People?
Nasty as fuck People masturbateto those poems.

Speaker 1 (59:43):
I want to hear something else though Can.

Speaker 3 (59:45):
I hear something.
Let me be honest.

Speaker 1 (59:47):
My sister is very versatile so she does both.
This book is not I'mexaggerating, it's not really
all about erotic poetry.
The book is called TemporaryPleasures Lasting Pain.
It's about heartbreak, it'sabout love.
But I will say she does dab anddabble in erotic poetry.
I think erotic poetry is aplace where people can go listen
and be free and be like damn.

(01:00:07):
I relate to that shit.
That's why it's so popular.

Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
So people don't relate to positive poems.

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
Erotic poetry is not positive.
Why are you saying it's notpositive?

Speaker 2 (01:00:19):
Shit, that shit ain't positive.
Freaking is not positive.
Sex is very positive, sex ishappy, sex is great.

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
I don't even think it really matters for erotica to
be positive or negative.
It's more about the feelingthat you get from it.
It invokes a feeling of likeeuphoria.
I agree.

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
But again a majority, like for training day.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
You're conservative.

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
All the poets that came on here.

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
they always talk about sex, sex, sex, sex sex sex
because sex is taboo and it'snot something that people freely
speak about.
Not that I'm against it?

Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
no, talk your shit.
But it's like I never heard,like in never a poet never came.
Did a poet ever came on andjust talk some?
Oh no, I'm lying.
Um, what's her name?

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
Riley huh.

Speaker 2 (01:00:59):
Riley yeah nothing.
Well, not Riley.
Is she a poet?

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
It's also about what gets the crowd's reaction to it.
You got to think about it.
People doing poetry are goingto do it to see what, like Sis
said, what sells A rapper notgoing to do a song about, you
know, sleeping in a trunk, youknow, like a real dark song.
That doesn't get the crowdmoving.
When they come to training day,they doing songs.
That's getting the crowd movingright.
Not all the time Not all thetime, but most of the time, but

(01:01:27):
the name on, that's their goal.
That's their goal.
Also, erotic poetry.
Like I said, it's taboo, soit's a genre.

Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
Yes, an outlet for people.
The shit be fire Like Boss Lady, jay shout out to you.

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
Let me give a round.
That's called Performance.
It uplifts black men.

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
I want to hear that.
Oh, I'm lying, bridget, bridget, shout out to Bridget, I'm
talking.
Yeah, bridget came on atraining day and she did an
uplifting poem about black menand shit.
Now y'all know who do eroticpoetry.

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
That shit be nasty.

Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
That's who you got the kids Shout out to her.
I love her.
I love Boss Lady J.
She was like I came in hismouth and his dick was big.
He was like whoa Boss Lady, theopening segment, she do.

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
You want to know what everybody be doing, then
Everybody stop and watch, andthat's the point.
Everybody stop and watch, andthat's the point.
Everybody stop and watch.
I ain't going to fuss.

Speaker 3 (01:02:28):
You did that joint Remember that first night at
Eden and the old nigga, he waslike yeah, yeah, because she was
just yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
Shout out to the boss AJ.

Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
Yeah, my sister's book is not all about sex.
It's about uplifting men, it'sabout lovelifting men.
It's about love, heartbreak,life.
So make sure y'all.

Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
Go get that book.
Drop Meaning the link.

Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
Yes, I will drop the link.
She's awesome, though my sisteris very creative and she's just
getting Back into writingpoetry, but she's done Showcases
, done open mics.
She's awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:02:59):
That's her.
That's her right there.
Yeah, what's her name?
Fox, shout out to you Fox, fox,fox, I need to, I need to, I
need to.
I'm about to book Fox.

Speaker 1 (01:03:08):
Yeah, about to book.
Okay, I'm about to book.
You should about to book.
If y'all would have came to myChristmas party, I would have
met her.

Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
Here we go, here we go.
You know she's going to jab atus.
I had the flu slash pneumonia,so Huh.

Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
A question what do you?

Speaker 4 (01:03:28):
say what's the question?
You need a mic, because, yeah,ask it earlier.

Speaker 2 (01:03:31):
What's the question?
What's the question?
What?
To the Christmas party, youcome, friend.
We need a mic.
What's?

Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
your question.

Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
What's the question?

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
Yeah, come give us a question.
Don't walk in front of thecamera.
Yes, he did.
Oh shit, he's.
Yeah, come give us a question.
Don't walk in front of thecamera.
Oh shit.
And he looking at the camera.

Speaker 2 (01:03:49):
What y'all know about some sex Boy.
Okay, cut this nigga mic off.

Speaker 1 (01:03:56):
You can't come back, no more.

Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
Y'all ain't getting no ass.

Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
Why you do your answers like that?
Why you do your answers likethat he?
Why you do your answers likethat?
This the guy.
He can't come back though, bro.

Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
Yeah, get him out of here.
See.

Speaker 3 (01:04:11):
That's that shit.
Okay, yeah, that's that shit.
On that note, it's your boy SamMcClain.
Yeah, it's your girl Trap.

Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
City.
It's Terrence Unscripted backin the world.
Hey, follow the shot coach.

Speaker 3 (01:04:27):
She's Congratulations .

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
I don't know.
I'm not pregnant.
That's it.
Wapa, wapa, wapa.
No, I'm not pregnant.
Stop hugging me.
Stop hugging me.
Fetus deletes, fetus deletes.
I'm not pregnant, I'm notpregnant.
I hope you stop recording.