From 'Midgets in Space' to Food Fights: A Journey Through Laughter, Unity, and Podcasting Adventures

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You know watch what you did.
Yeah, let's get it.
Me and my gang, we yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
It's your girl Traps here.
It's the one and only TerraceUnscripted.
Ooh, you like that for real.
I just be trying to like.
It's like sensual, it's verysensual, like, ooh, my body,
your body, hey.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
I'm not going.
Hey, don't touch me.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
My body.
I try to be real sensual, got,I try to be real sensual.
Gotta switch it up.
I'm sensitive to touch.
No, because you the asshole ofthe podcast, that's what the
people on TikTok be saying Hi,tiktok, what up?
Tiktok, they're jumping rightnow.
Social media do not like youfor real.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
I don't give a fuck.
Who cares?
As long as y'all watch thisshit and share it, I don't give
a fuck.
The streets for real.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
That's really what, exactly what they want, somebody
gonna jump in and I'm gonnastand by and watch and I'm gonna
get that content for real.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
You gonna stand by and watch.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Content matters, content matters.
Head ass, somebody gonna jumpyou and we gonna videotape that
shit.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Good luck with that.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
All right, before we get started, because y'all be, I
love Polo, polo you have me.
I love you some more, polo, ooh, my favorite.
That's why I be the favoritearound, because you know, man
love me, polo love me, I meancome on, man, I was going to say
some shit.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
What you about to say ?
Hey Metta, say some shit.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
You about to piss me off.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Metta ain't.
She said, I don.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Anyway, before we get started, y'all already know
like and subscribe on Facebook,instagram, tiktok.
We're on YouTube, apple Music,spotify, amazon Music.
We on Tag, myspace, bebo,photobucket.
We on Tinder.
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(02:00):
We on Pornhub.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Hey, I just want to say I was just listening to see
y'all very first podcast.
It was hilarious.
Oh, really, the one I was on ismy first one With you.
Yes, you and Humbo Humbo.
Oh no, he was Fuck this.
Don't cut my mic.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Don't cut my energy in them and everything.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
It was crazy.
Y'all need to take a listen toit when y'all can go back.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
I thought, polo said homo, I did, I did.
And then I said well, maybe hesaid hobo, what was it?

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Humble, what was?

Speaker 2 (02:34):
it.
He didn't say humble the firsttime, my hobo Ali.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
Yeah him, he had an interesting intro.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
I'm the only one that lasted for real Out.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
We had an interesting intro I'm the only one that
lasted for real.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Out of all of you, definitely.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
And who knew?
Only the real, only the real,savannah, talk to me, baby, you
already know.
Only the real, you know whatI'm saying?

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Get out my fucking hair.
Have you lost your?

Speaker 2 (02:56):
mind.
Look at that.
It was madeleine.
Look at that.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Stop, you don't touch a black woman's hair.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Look at that.
Oh that shit, look, let's lookat your hairline.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
You'll never find a hairline like mine.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
I mean, my shit look better than most.
Stop touching my damn hair, huh.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Anyway, find us on those sites.
Make sure y'all subscribe andlike us.
No, I just found a new one.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
I gotta say this new one.
I just found it Mid.
I just found a new one.
I gotta say this new one I justfound it Midgetsinspacecom.
You gotta go look at it.
It's like midgets In theplanets and shit.
It's fucking awesome.
Y'all ain't see it.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Why would we?
Why do you look up who looks upshit like that?
We just gonna move past that.
I do?

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Y'all didn't see that shit Okay.
This shit is out of this world.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
I'm about to regret this.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
It's out of this world.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Huh, when you went to Midgetsin Space, what did you see?

Speaker 2 (03:47):
I saw midgets.
They was hovering and shit andthey was trying to get the
midget and they couldn't get themidget because the midget was
hovering and moving and shit.
It was incredible.
It was incredible.
You got to watch it.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
MidgetsinSpace, before he piss me off.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Love you, midgets, I am like baffled.
Bamboozled, but who Wait till Iget the midget on here?
Y'all gonna be flabbergasted.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
We not Stop calling them midgets number one?
That's not right.
They're little people.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Man, y'all Listen, me ain't gonna get into that.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Can we bring our midget, but y'all ain't showing.
We gotta work on ourintroduction Switch for real.
Switch needs no introduction,right.
Shout out to Ben, hi, ben,happy early birthday.
Oh.
Shout out to Yana it's herbirthday, yana, happy birthday,
happy birthday.
Happy birthday, ooh, a hotnigga.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
I turned up.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Shout out to all the Aquarians Love y'all.
Second best.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Yes, how old you turn 35?

Speaker 1 (04:48):
You're not supposed to ask a woman her age?

Speaker 2 (04:50):
That's not her age.
But what's her age?

Speaker 3 (04:51):
You're not supposed to ask a woman her age 35 is
crazy.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
This, coming from the 65-year-old nigga, is wild.
You 65 is shit.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
I look good for 65, too.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Let's bring our guest in, please.
That's crazy, he's wild.
Now listen y'all on no advisoryon no advisory.
It's that punch.
I look he went to my southernrules no advisory.
We don't disclaimer anythingthat CEO say.

(05:25):
We don't agree with this okay,so he's a one-off who gives a
fuck?

Speaker 2 (05:29):
I don't give a fuck anyway that's the problem.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Let's bring our guests in, please, all right.
So today our show is going tobe a little bit different,
because we have the chance tointerview somebody that also has
their own podcast.
Yeah, it's like the marvelslike link up.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
This is like Marvel Universe.
You know that scene in AvengersEndgame where everybody came
through the little holes andshe's like nah, nah, nah.
Well, that sounded very sexual.
The holes Exactly.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
She's snorkeling and shit.
Did she just snorkel, yeah?

Speaker 1 (06:04):
They came through the holes, see, it said.

Speaker 4 (06:09):
Go ahead, man Go ahead man, I'm drinking.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Drink responsibly, people.
It's the bliss.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
So I think it's only fair that we introduce her in
the no advisory style Y'allthink that's fair.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
Yeah, that's definitely fair.
That's definitely fair.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
That's definitely fair.
Hey how you doing.

Speaker 4 (06:29):
I'm doing good.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
You gotta wake the fuck up now.
Now, come on.
Now, Come on, friend, you gottatalk to that mic.
I said mic, she said hey, she'slike hey.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
I'm doing good, y'all .

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Oh, hold on, that was very sensual.
Try it again.
I'm doing good.
Yeah, we're going to have herrecord.
Some shit after this.
Okay, we need some drops.
We need drops here, at noAdvisory.
We just like to ask all of ourguests that come on here.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
three simple questions Just three.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
Just three man, Three Three.
Who you are, who you are whenTree, who you are, who you are,
where you from, where I from andwhat the fuck you do.
Okay, so I'm Goddess Seven, I'mthe host of Cousin's Tea
Podcast and I'm from Orlando,florida.
You from Florida.
She's from Mickey Mouse.

(07:20):
Yeah, I've been here for eightyears, you from Florida.
Now y'all know there you goNight, sorry.
Here, for eight years, you fromnow.
Y'all know there you go night.
Sorry, dade county in thismotherfucking year.
The gits is all on the camera.
You hear me.
You hear me.
You hear me.
We's all on the camera for real.
I love that.
Yes, why did you come down here?

(07:41):
We should go back to florida,come on.
No, I came up here because,number one, I wanted to live in
a more urban city.
You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 4 (07:51):
So I feel like Charlotte is definitely an urban
city.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
Very urban, very niggers.
I feel like it's moreopportunity for black people
here versus in Florida.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
It is yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
I love Florida I love that.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
And you said Cousin's Tea, it is, it is.
Yeah, I love that.
I love that.
And you said Cousin's Tea,clock that tea, ladies.
Clock it, oh, clock that tea.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
Yes, clock that tea.
Is that a female thing?
Yes, Some men do it too, thoughBecause I ain't see no nigga in
here that do that shit.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
I'm looking around at the niggas saying what nigga
gonna do that shit?
Lock that T, baby.
Lock that T, okay.
If you don't do it, then it'snot for you, then it's not for
you, everything's not for you.
If it don't apply, let it fly.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
That little ugly midget.
Do that Deformed nigga, do thatshit right.
The nigga that was like he walklike this.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
Yo somebody, yo let me sign them.
That nigga need that.
They said come on, I'm notgoing to lie, friend, I don't

(08:53):
know, I don't know who the fuckthat was, but we got to jump
them now.
It was Mookie.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
Shout out to Mookie man Shout out to my nigga Mookie
.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
He did cut your ass for real.
He cut my ass.
I ain't going to say nothingbecause, Moop, he probably cut
my ass, I'm going to shut up hefunny as hell, I'm going to shut
up.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
Shout out to my nigga Moop man.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
Well, we appreciate you coming on the pod.
You know what I'm saying yes,from one podcast to another.
We appreciate your, I feel it.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
I feel your energy.
Thank y'all for having me.
I definitely appreciate y'allyour energy, real, chaotic.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
I feel your chaoticness with me, with me and
stuff.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
That's that punch talking.
Is that what it?

Speaker 1 (09:32):
is.
Is that what it is?
I ain't gonna lie.
That punch is kicking my ass.
I really wish you would havesome punch for real.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
Put something in your teacup.
I don't drink liquor?

Speaker 1 (09:41):
no more.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
Why.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
What's the reason behind that?
Because, due to healthconditions, I wanted to like
improve my health, so now I getfucked up off of grapes.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
Oh, that's what's up.
I know that shit right Off ofgrapes Wine.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
You was up under that .
Oh wine.
Teleport my dad, my ass.
I'm about to ask her like I wasHold on.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
But she said teleport .
That shit is just as bootleg asliquor man.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
It is, but the only ingredient is grapes.
It is.
It's not like agave and allthat shit in there.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
That's artificial grapes.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
It ain't artificial.
That's a man-made grape Niggasbe stomping them shits in Italy.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
Nah, teleport is nigga grapes, because that shit
is some other shit.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
Be teleport Would you rather Taylor Pour or XXL,
right?
Ooh, that's a ah shit.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
Well, at least XXL is sold in wine stores, taylor
Pour is sold in a bodega.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Taylor Pour is sold in Harris T the food lion your
nearest grocery store and abodega cause it's really a
cooking one, cause I get myTaylor Pour from the bodega well
, you don't.
You got bodega and to be honest, you can get your teleport off
the side of the street in NewYork.
I mean, who cares?
Right, like y'all rats, drink,teleport Y'all the rats drink
teleport.
They be having a party.

(10:50):
We going to get that teleport.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
So that's even more bad.
Y'all said, the rats drinkteleport.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
In New York and she's drinking teleport In New York.
In New York, you be defendingthem.
Rats, real nice.
I know they your best friends.
You be defending themmotherfuckers.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
They trying to say you drink rat wine.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
We talking shit about New York.
We talking shit about New York.
Fuck New York.
I'm trying to cover it up Fuck,new York, new York, anyway.
So you don't drink liquor, nomore.
So the wine, what else is yourlike?
Because when I started drinkingwine, you know I'm saying I get
into a mood, right.
So I said a little scenery.
I said those candles.
You know, I said I got a littlecharcuterie board.

(11:30):
You know I'm saying what's yourscene?
How do you set the scene?
Hookah, weed and my teleport.
Oh, I know that shit.
Right, she said the hookah.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
I was all that's a combination.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
I was all for the hookah rad juice taylor port.
Taylor port, I mean, let metell you when you got a good
glass of wine and a hookah.
It just does something to you.
It does.
It goes straight to the coochie.
Care that with a good steak,though.
It goes straight to the coochie.
It's like a coochie magnet,like a coochie formula, if you
will like an equation.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
Hey Metta Equation.
What is a coochie formula?

Speaker 1 (12:02):
You about to piss me off with these glasses?

Speaker 2 (12:03):
You are old ass nigga for real.
She said she don't know whatthat is.
It's meta.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
It's what.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
It's meta, my meta glasses.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
I don't think it's any meta glasses.
I just think you're old as hell, to be honest.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
It's meta.
I don't think it's old as hell.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
Well, cousin, we got you on the podcast Now, well,
cousin, we got you on thepodcast.

Speaker 4 (12:27):
Now your podcast is Cousin's Tea, so you be dropping
tea on that podcast.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
My podcast is well, I interview entrepreneurs and
creatives of all genres and it'smore like an advice podcast,
like they come on and givepeople advice, the steps they
went through, things like that,and then we keep the shits after
we finish talking aboutbusiness.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
Oh, that's fire.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
I like that, so yo you got some advice that you
need from Cousin Steve.
I know your life be fucked up,so you got advice you need.
You make a lot of rashdecisions.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
You make a lot of rash and crazy decisions.
We hear you.
What would you?

Speaker 1 (12:54):
do Ask her for some advice.
What Huh Ask her for someadvice?

Speaker 2 (13:01):
him some advice, hey Metta, tell him to shut the fuck
up, oh you're so angry.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
So I got a question yeah, go ahead.
What's the wildest interviewyou have had so far?
The wildest interview Likecrazy, wild, I mean as far as in
the interview, I'll say whensomebody got fucked up and they

(13:26):
would sleep on the sofa rightafterwards like because they was
just too yeah, maybe he had topay rent at that point.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
Okay, that's great you're in the episode actually
that's wild so what you do, howyou get that the person that
fell asleep?

Speaker 1 (13:44):
he was a guest, but he was also a member.
That's wild.
So what'd you do?
How'd you get there?
Did he leave?
Or the person that fell asleep?
He was a guest?

Speaker 2 (13:50):
but he was also a member of the family, so I let
him get a little rest.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
Who was it?
I would've kicked his ass out.
Well, he was my boyfriend atthe time, but now he's my
husband, my husband, brother.
I know that's right, I knowthat's right.

Speaker 3 (13:59):
My husband, brother, you heard how strong she said
that shit.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
I can't wait to say that shit.
What my husband my husband saidI can't go.
My husband said he got to gohome y'all.
I got to go.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
It ain't all that, it ain't one that cracked up to be
.
I'm telling y'all now.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
Your experience is not going to be my experience.
Here you go here, here you go,here you go.
Debbie down there.
Come on, man, he done got hisheart broke.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
Well it's been more than that.
Go ahead and tell her whathappened to you.
Nope.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
Nope.
What happened, cousin?
Why you don't believe in love?
no more, I do believe in love,she gonna pull it out of you.
So you might as well tell hernow.
I'm gonna tell her now.
So let me ask about podcasting.
You know we a podcast.
We know how hard to do thisshit is.
Everybody can agree this shitis not for the K.

(14:50):
What gets you through, like makesure you're pushing to get your
podcast done.
I mean like when I feel likeGod damn, I got to keep going on
with this shit.
I think about shit, how muchwork I done put into that shit
and that made me not want togive up.
Like I got to keep goingbecause I done invested so much
in this and I don't want to feellike I invested for nothing.
That's real, for real.

(15:11):
That's real real.
I like that when you put yourwork into something or you put
your heart into something andit's hard because it doesn't go
the way that you want it to go,it's like, damn, do I really
deserve this shit or do I really?
Can I make this shit happen?
Right, and it's hard.
You be wanting to quit for real.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
Because you see everybody else like popping off.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
Popping off and you're like damn, I'm doing the
same shit they doing, likewhat's the difference?

Speaker 3 (15:44):
Like yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
I don't like that podcast.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
I can't stand her shit, but she stole that from
the black nigga, though.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
You know that, marco Marco, I like Marco's podcast,
but his is not like hers forreal, though Hers is just right
off her dry personality.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
It's just weird though, but when you see that it
be frustrating, it's like damn,like I should be with these
motherfuckers in the league,like I should be on the table,
the plateau.
So I get that.
It's hard work for real, so Ifeel like it's only right.
I ask the question for theviewers that may not know who
you are, or may know who you arebut maybe don't know like kind

(16:20):
of your background intopodcasting.
What led up to like to youstarting Cousin C and also, how
did you come up with the name,because that's a very unique
name.
Um, well, I used to date apodcaster and it made me want to
do a podcast.
So I was talking to my home.
Girl like girl, let's do thispodcast.

Speaker 4 (16:41):
But then it didn't work out with me and her like as
far as business wise, becauselike she had other stuff going
on and my mind was just like go,you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
So um, my cousin had came to me like a few months
later and she was like, cuz, youwant to do this podcast
together?
I'm like, yeah, I was alreadyabout to do a podcast.
So she was like what we gonnacall it?
I'm like let's call it cousinstea, since we cousins.
But she ended up, you know,doing her own podcast and I just
kept cousins t, I don't knowbecause everybody's cousin for

(17:12):
real.
Right, I be seeing random assblack people and I'd be like
cousin, we all cousins.
I love that.
Yeah, their name is, except you.
You like great, he, like thedrunk, great Unk, to be like,
hey, that's you, I see you.
That's you, that's you, that'syou, that's you.
Last year she was kind of weak,but now she's got a good

(17:32):
position.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
I am a man of many names.
I accept them all.
You know he sound like that.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
You remember that episode of the Wayans Brothers
when Marlon was in that coat?
That's exactly what he said.
Oh, you're angry.
No, because you don't rememberit.
Yeah, you don't get it.
That's why I did it.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
That was actually the wrong one, but it was fitting
for what you just said.
So, yeah, I keep it.
I'm going to do it again.
Why are we deal with?

Speaker 1 (18:01):
that Like a hater ass .
Co-host Hater on my podcast.
If somebody just be hating onyou all the time, how do you
deal with that?
For instance, CO, he alwayshating on me.
I can't never step without anigga saying shit.

Speaker 4 (18:20):
I really care less about haters.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
I just laugh at them, hit my joint and keep going,
Okay.

Speaker 3 (18:25):
Yeah, see roll me a joint.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
That's what I need to do.

Speaker 3 (18:27):
I got you, Thank you because I need it.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
God damn it.
Because I mean, if you talk,yeah, you getting smoked after
this episode.
We about to roll you up rightnow.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
We about to roll a pack.
We about to roll a CEO pack.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
We about to pack the CEO pack.
We're going to put you in apack for a week.
What am?

Speaker 2 (18:45):
I?
I'm being very quiet today.
I'm going to leave y'all alone.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
You being quiet today ?
Wow, what's wrong with you?
Why are you being quiet?
Is it because of TIN?

Speaker 2 (18:51):
No, it's just punch.
You got me fucked up, nigga.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
God damn Already.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
Already, we just started.
I ain't got no eyes.
Good old time, don't worryabout it.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
Let's get the trap in before y'all get too fucked up.
We got hot topics with why we?
Because I don't want y'all toget fucked up before we get
through the sales.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
No, we're going to be good.
Trust me, we're not, we're good.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
Because you over here with your glasses on Sid over
here, smiling and giggling likeright, the fuck like what we do
this shit every week.
Oh, now we like, we cooling you, we're banging together now
y'all, y'all jumping on me justsaying that's a little weird,
doesn't it?
That's fine now I'm quiet now,I'm quiet now, I'm quiet now.

(19:36):
We got buzzers, so I feel likeit's only right we play a game.
See you at the game, not foryou.
Me and Tara's gonna play thegame.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
Okay, that's fine With Goddess Okay.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
So you sit back and shut up.
Mmhmm, go ahead.
Well, actually you can't Wellokay.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
Look, I'll cover my back Okay.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
Perfect, even better.
Damn, he don't never do that.
He gotta start doing that often.
We might need you to come backmore often, miss Goddess.
Yeah, because he ain't never.
He don't never shut, never,shut your mouth.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
Don't get too comfortable, okay.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
Here we go, all right .
So we have a few games that welike to play at no Advisory, but
I feel like I wasn't ready yet,my bad.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
Oh sorry.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
Okay, I was just trying to make sure my button
worked.
My bad.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
Yeah, I want me to be quiet.
Right, my bad.
Okay, all right, my bad, I'm.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
I feel like we haven't played Smash or Dash
Smash or Dash I like that gameactually.
So I'm going to switch it up alittle bit because she's married
, so I want to be respectful.
Oh, I forgot my bad Husband,which one Right there In the
corner?
My bad husband Got to keep itrespectful, Got to keep it

(20:43):
respectful Looks like he'stelling me to grab my pearls my
bad.
So instead of doing men, we'regonna do business opportunities.
Oh, I like that.
If you like the opportunity,you smash it with your buzzer,
if you don't like theopportunity, you dash.
Am I in this too?
Yes, it's almost kind of like ashark tank.

(21:05):
Okay, shark tank.
Okay, I got it.
It's going to be outlandishbusiness opportunities, ain't it
?
Yeah, it's going to be verywild business opportunities.
I bet I'm with it.
I can do it.
Okay.
So the first one invest $5,000in a small fingernail and

(21:29):
toenail clipper business that isexpected to grow 20% in the
next fiscal year, meaning thenext 365 days, because they will
be outsourcing to enter toother countries.
Or invest $200 in a smalllemonade stand in a local
neighborhood of a girl who'struly passionate, with no
potential for earnings or noprofit outlook.

(21:50):
Now why would you ask me thatshit?
Because you know it's what I'mgoing to say, what you smashing
and what you dashing.
I'm going to dash thefingernail clippers and I'm
smashing the $200.
You know how a lot of kids, bro.
I'm going to invest in the kids.
That's fucked up.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
Fuck them, kids, that lemonade ain't going to make
you gone for the 20.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
Is it just like a nail salon, or what is it?
Nope, they just sell theclippers, bro, but they're going
to be selling it to countrieslike Africa, india, third world
countries.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
They need clippers over there.
It's hard to get shit like thatthey need nail clippers, mm-hmm
, I don't know.
I'll be looking this shit up.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
Honestly, though, I'm pissed off because the lemonade
stand ain't going to make nomoney, but I'm going to spend
that $200 for the kids, for themDamn, that's fucked up.
Now what if that $200 ends upturning into like $2 million?
Because she ended up sellingher recipe to Target?
Corporate espionage.
I'm buying her ass out what yougot, cousin.
No-transcript.

(22:51):
That's not something wherepeople like oh, I'm going out to
buy these nail clippers today,A bitch always trying to drink
some lemonade.
I mean, to be fair, the peoplein Africa can't bite their nails
off.
They don't need clippers.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
But hold on.
But y'all missed the latterpart of that.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
What's the latter part when?

Speaker 2 (23:04):
it said it was guaranteed right.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
Guaranteed no potential for a profit.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
Guaranteed.
No, no, not the Eliminate what?
The first one.
20% guaranteed right.
Oh, guaranteed In the firstyear.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
Guaranteed 20% profit .

Speaker 2 (23:20):
Okay, guaranteed 20% profit.
I'm going with the toenails.
Yeah, fuck them, kids nigga.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
If the profit guaranteed, I'm going with it
Because guess what?

Speaker 2 (23:27):
I can take that profit and I can support the kid
with that profit.
By 20, it's a little late.
By 20, it's a little shit.
Right?
Everybody you get lemonade.
You get lemonade, Everybody getlemonade.
That's what we're doing.
We opening it, Didn't we?

Speaker 1 (23:39):
say quiet on the set.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
Shut up.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
We ain't Shut up.
I'm investing in lemonade Stan.
I support the kids Still.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
Yeah, I feel like people spend $200 on stupid shit
anyway, like a hat or clothes.
How much was this jacket Like?

Speaker 1 (24:01):
$200.
That jacket was $200?
.
Yeah, you got a pair of Uggs.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
You could have put that shit in the lemonade.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
I did.
You could have put that shit inthe lemonade business.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
My daughter made a lot of money last year with
lemonade.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
I can't even say nothing, because she did.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
She did.
What's the?

Speaker 1 (24:13):
next one.
Okay, give me something moreoutlandish.
Okay, that was simple.
All right, invest a milliondollars in a chicken farm.
Now, hold on, because y'allknow what I said about the
chicken coops last week.
I'm about to buy me somechicken coops.
Now hold on, hold on or investa million dollars in the beauty

(24:33):
industry.
Beauty industry, I'm passing onchicken coops.
Bitches going to always needweaves, wigs and lashes.
No, I'm investing in thechickens.
I'm going with the chickens.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
I'm going with the chickens.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
You know why?
Because that's food, that'sagriculture, that's outsourcing
to other countries.
I'm about to scare the fuck outof y'all, but y'all gonna do if
that happens, shit pigs eat.
Oh damn man.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
It may be it may be a droughtout, this motherfucker, but you
know what?
Listen.

(25:02):
It may be a drought out, thismotherfucker, but bitches always
gonna have weaves wigs and youknow lashes in apocalypse.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
You know what I'm saying always a good apocalypse
yeah but a bitch I don't know,you got chickens nigga you got
chickens swish whoa, whoa, whoawhoa he got chickens in the crib
and shit he's running around.
Yeah, give it.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
Well, I will say I will say, I will say, I don't
got chickens.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
I got the eggs from the chicken.
Pardon me, I'm a little Schmidt.
I don't buy my eggs from thestore.
I buy them.
So I'll tell the court andshe's going to be turning, so
you killing brown childrenbecause them eggs is brown, so
them is brown chickens.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
Think about it, my brother, if you get the chicken,
it ain't gonna work, thank yousee, I was gonna say something,
y'all gotta get him.
You gotta get out boo wesmoking gotta get him, gotta get
him.
I love you Ben.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
I love you Ben yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
I'm doing the beauty industry.

Speaker 4 (26:11):
Okay, beauty industry let me think of something else.
I know we don't have this bigOkay.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
I got one.
Yeah, a thousand dollars toinvest in Elon Musk, or a
thousand dollars to invest inJeff Bezos.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
Jeff Bezos, jeff Bezos.
I think everybody gonna sayJeff.
Bezos, that's Amazon, I'mpositive you talking about, jeff
.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
You gonna go with Elon Musk, the nigga got space,
the nigga got cars, the niggagot satellites.
Do it again.
I'm going with Elon.
What?

Speaker 2 (26:45):
You going to invest in Elon Musk?

Speaker 1 (26:46):
I ain't do it.
Why that Jackie sound like that?
That's what that nigga did.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
Because who you got?
That's what that nigga did.
That's what that nigga did if.

Speaker 4 (26:56):
I had to choose, cause I ain't investing in them
one day yet.
But if I had to choose, it'sgonna be Elon.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Musk cause that nigga god damn it, he's seeing the
future, right now, like theysaid that nigga going insane.
He's trying to get the mark hedoing that nigga got so much
power he done influenced the goddamn president.
Bitch damn he looking like thegoddamn president, okay, he
looking like our assistantpresident.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
Say that again.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
He really the one running shit up there, so you're
going to support Either way,both of them against us, so it
don't matter which one you votefor, baby that is true.
Both of them against the blackpeople.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
That is true.
Equal opportunity, right?
Wait, who's the other guy again, jeff?

Speaker 1 (27:34):
Bezos, jeff, black people the equal opportunity
right, wait, who's the other guyagain?

Speaker 2 (27:36):
Jeff Bezos, I'm doing Bezos.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
I'm doing Amazon.
I feel like I would do Amazontoo, only because behind the
scenes we never know whathappens behind the scenes of
that presidential shit.
I feel like it's always aninner circle working behind you
know what I'm saying LikeIlluminati's type shit.
So you never know, but Elon, Idon't know.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
Elon do be seen in the future, though, even though
he's not a little autistic Elonhad all these motherfuckers
spending 80,000 for a car and hedropped it down to 30,000.
He's autistic as shit.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
He's autistic as hell he is.
He is autistic as fuck he is heis.
Stop.
You gotta stop doing that oncamera.
It's the stand still for mewith the straight face.

Speaker 4 (28:13):
Stop doing that shit on camera we gonna get.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
Youtube is not going to.
Let us get off.
Okay, this is going to be adifferent one.
Would you rather if you had atime machine and you could only
go one place and you could onlyuse a time machine one time?
Would you go, smash or passfuture or present?
I mean future or pass.
You asking her which she wouldgo to, future or the present.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
That was a punch question.
What kind of shit is that?

Speaker 1 (28:38):
Would you go to the future that?

Speaker 2 (28:40):
was a punch question.
Why would you go to the?

Speaker 1 (28:43):
past.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
I am struggling with the punch.
You are struggling.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
Or would you rather go to the future?
Would you rather go generationsbefore you and see where you
started from?
Or would you rather go all theway to the end and see where you
end up?
What the fuck?
I'd rather go to the past.
Let me go see what thesemotherfuckers did to learn how
to build these pyramids and shitlearn some of this shit over
here.
Learn what the fuck did they say?

(29:08):
We got aliens and bitch.
Let me go learn about this shitso I can take all of this shit.
I would be so scared thatthey'll catch me and put me in
the cotton fields for real.
I'd be so scared.
I don't want to go back to thatpart of life.
What if I'm?
No, no, I was thinking part oflife.
And this is because maybe I'mdrunk.
Y'all be thinking about thisshit for real, like you in the
past and you going to the pad.

(29:29):
Next thing you know, all yousee is a white hand stretched
out of 1850 and snatch your ass,right?
I don't want to see that part.
Yeah, now I'm in the cottonfields and shit.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
That's crazy.
I don't want to go back to thecotton fields, right?

Speaker 1 (29:42):
Can we choose what part we want to go back to?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you canchoose, but the white man always
going to snatch you out thatshit.
I'm going to cotton fields.
I swear to god I could, youknow, and I and I know this shit
not funny, but I could neversurvive in that time.
My ancestors were strong peoplebecause I just could not like
baby.
You're just gonna have to takeme out.

(30:02):
I ain't doing all this.
You want me to do what fromwhat?

Speaker 3 (30:06):
no, and I'm always running.
Do me a favor, I'm alwaysrunning every time.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
I'm gonna run every time.
Honestly, I would go to thefuture.
You know why.
I really want to see if we'regoing to have these flying cars.
I'm trying to see howtechnology is going to be.
We're going to have some iRobottype shit.

Speaker 4 (30:20):
Girl, we're going to have some flying cars.
They done showed that shit onthe movie.
If we have an iRobot type shit.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
We could have a co-host that's like a robot on
this bitch.
Ha the robot going to replace,gonna replace us, girl.
Yeah, that mean it ain't gonnabe us no more.
It ain't gonna be us no more.
There's gonna be robots doingno advisories crazy.
Can we get a robot to you?
and gas is going to becontrolling me no, but on a
serious note, did y'all seewhere?

(30:45):
Um, I forgot what state it wasin america, but there was two
weather people that one had beenthere for 47 years and one had
been there for 36 years and theyhad to say like a farewell
message, because they getreplaced by like an AI weather
channel app that's going to runduring their segment, so they
don't have to pay them.
It was sad, like they was crying.
It was sad, it was verytearjerker.

(31:07):
See, that's why I would havechose Elon.
Elon running AI.
I ain't going to lie Shout outto ChatGPT, though.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
Love that bitch Shout out to ChatGPT.
I love it.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
Love that bitch for real Damn, I need you to get.
I know we doing a smash or dashHusband, forgive me because I'm
real outlandish, so fuck thisshit, go ahead.
Yeah, all right, friend, I'mgonna ask you the serious

(31:40):
questions.
Husband, forgive me in advance.
Okay, you good.
All right, we're gonna docelebrity.
We've been talking aboutcelebrity smash the past.
We had an episode a while agoand you know they was talking
shit about my choices.
Because what old nigga?
I said I was smashed.
What do you say?
What?
Not morgan freeman?
Who was it?
You said ronald isley.
I think this is my daddy, solet me ask.
All right, morgan Freeman, okay, you listening?

Speaker 4 (31:57):
Or Ronald.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
Isley.
Ronald Isley, not Morgan.
I feel like Morgan don't talkthat God voice in the bedroom.
Ronald Isley, or Charlie Wilson, ronald Isley.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
My name.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
Uncle Charlie, no, uncle Charlie.

Speaker 3 (32:14):
No.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
Uncle Charlie, no, why?
I don't know how to do it.
My name Uncle Charlie, no,uncle Charlie, no.
Uncle Charlie, uh-uh, no, whatAin't no higher than that.
I don't want no tween.
Ronald Osley is a legend, butwhat if he come up there with
that cane?
I'm trying to be a legend.
That's okay, shell, all right,cyd, let me help you baby.
Let me see that cane, let meput it on over here, so you can

(32:40):
sit it down.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
Sid, what you picking , I want both of them.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
You know what that trap fucked up.
You see that face.
Yeah, she said she want both ofthem.
She want both of them and Sid.
Alright, let me ask you thisone Michael B Jordan or Michael
Jordan, what?
Hold on, because bald-headedMichael back in the day was not
cute.
Michael was fine back in theday.
Never Before the jaundice,never.
And I'm not, you know.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
I'm going to say Michael.

Speaker 4 (33:05):
Jordan.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
Okay, see why you said who Michael Jordan.
Michael Jordan seems more manlyor masculine or whatever, even
if that he's more masculine tome than the other one, like I
feel like I could just run allover his ass.
See, that's a, that's a, that'sa I'm gonna stay out of this
see it?

(33:27):
no, no, no, no.
The michaels, michael b jordanJordan.
You know why?
Why I feel like you like thathe'll talk me through it.
You think so?
Please get this man out of here.

(33:48):
Please leave, get this man outof here.
I don't know.
I feel like he take his time.
I do feel like he'll talk youthrough it.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
I think he'll talk you through it.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
I I think he'll talk you through it.
I do think he talk you throughit.
He probably be on there like a.
I feel like I give him a runfor his money too.

Speaker 3 (34:02):
He probably be on there like a.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
I'm like you, Lori Harvey he probably on there like
an audible too.
Like, hey, like, while you inthe middle of it, he like it's
okay, that's a good girl, that'sa good girl.
Yeah, that is a good one.
So you don't feel left out.
Let me ask you.
All right, sid, you get one,I'm going to give one.
All right, halle Berry orMonique?

(34:28):
Halle Berry?
He going for Halle Berry.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Plot twist, plot twist.
They're the same size, yep,same size Monique.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
Monique.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
Okay, why would you choose Monique?

Speaker 2 (34:45):
Monique the freak.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
You about to piss me off?
You about to piss me off, right, right, no fool.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
Monique the freak.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
She going to be like baby, baby, baby.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
Yeah, say that shit in the bedroom.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
All right, C, give me one.
Give you one, no, no, no.
Don't give me one.
No, no, no, I'm going to giveyou one.
No no, no, I was talking aboutgive one to Cousin.
Oh okay, Don't give me one.
I don't know what you would say, let me think Denzel Washington
, I don't know which DenzelDenzel in like his 40s, 40s
Denzel.
Okay, is that training day,denzel?

(35:25):
Yep, is that that's trainingday, denzel?

Speaker 3 (35:30):
I feel like he was in his late 30s.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
I feel like he was in his mid 30s when he did
training day.
He was in his late 30s.
I think he was in his mid-30swhen he did Training Day.
Because Training Day, denzel,okay, go ahead.
Okay, 40-year-old Denzel, orIdris Elba, because he's about
40.
Now, why would you do that?
Why the fuck would you do that?
And remember, idris got thatdamn accent.
You know I like the accent.
I'm going for Idris Okay.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
That's disrespectful.
You picking Idris over Denzel.
You don't care, because Denzelis my favorite actor of all time
.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
He mine too.
Shit, you going to be mad aboutwhat I'm about to say.
He don't got enough accoladesto be up with Denzel.
I'm going for Idris.

Speaker 4 (36:10):
I love a little chocolate.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
They both chocolate.
No Nah Denzel.

Speaker 4 (36:14):
Denzel's a little caramel-ish he's like me?

Speaker 1 (36:18):
No, he's not.
He's dark-skinned as fuck.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
Do you know this man?
I feel like I know him throughthe movies.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
We all know him.
You do know him, that's youruncle.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
I ain't gonna lie.
Y'all gonna be mad when I'mabout to say him.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
You gonna say Denzel.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
It's two of them.
I ain't gonna lie, y'all gonnabe mad.
When I'm about to sing, yougonna say you're not that good
of an actor.
It's two of them.
It's both of them, right, yeah,multiple holes, you know Both
of them.
Tequila, tequila, tequila,tequila, tequila tequila.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
Pour it in there, baby you know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 (36:51):
There's multiple holes.
Two, two, two, two.
That was a good one.
Okay, that was a good, that wasa hard one.
Let's do Brad Pitt.
Oh man, that's a white man, orI?

Speaker 4 (37:18):
don't date white men.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
I was about to say I don't even know no more white
men If we being real, I don'teven got no comparison for you.
You just said Brad Pitt,because I don't know no other
white men.
That is crazy.
Okay, travis Kelsey?
Neither one.
Honestly, he kind of nigger ofniggers, though I don't want
pink meat.
Okay, let's do.

(37:43):
Um, you got one ceo no okay,let's do ice cube ice cube is
crazy.
Or snoop dogg Ice Cube Ice Cubeis crazy.
Or Snoop Dogg Ice Cube by SnoopDogg.

Speaker 4 (38:02):
Ice, cube Ice.

Speaker 3 (38:03):
Cube definitely I'm ducking both.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
Both of them.
Snoop Dogg too slanky for me,don't like a slanky nigga.
He remind me of Randall fromMonsters Inc.
Randall from Monsters Inc.
I am fucking weak.
Randall from Monsters Inc iscrazy.
You know what we didn't gettoday?
We need some Hot Topics.
Did you cut your mic off?

(38:28):
Are you checking out?
It's the punch.
Look at the cup.
You remember that cup you pourlook at this.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
He's wowing, yeah no, I'm good, I'm good, give me my
fucking cup all right, I feellike that's enough for the game.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
Let's get back to the interview and then we can get
to the hot topics.
Um, so I just got one lastquestion how do you manage, like
, what is your time managementskills?
Like to be able to managehaving a life, a personal life,
and being married and having afamily, and running a podcast
that is also successful and thatcomes out consistently with

(39:07):
content?

Speaker 4 (39:09):
Honestly, like I don't really go out like that
because I feel like right nowI'm trying to build something.
You know what I'm trying tobuild something.
You know what I'm saying now,if it's like my aunt, my cousin
birthday or something.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
you gonna catch me outside.
But I don't really go out likethat because I have a regular
job and then when I finish myregular job I got my other side
stuff on the side and before Igo to that job I got side stuff
to do.
So I don't really go out like Iright now I'm trying to build,
so that's really all I focus onNow.
Like at the end of the year Ido take a break out for myself.

(39:40):
Like I have so much content towhere November, december, like
I'm not shooting podcasts, likeI'm spending time just straight
with my family and my husbandthey're with me, so it's like
and.

Speaker 4 (39:52):
I'm there with him and his endures.
So right now I don't really, Idon't go out like that, somebody
might hit me up.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
oh, I'm having something.
Come check out this artistshowcase.

Speaker 4 (40:00):
You know I will try to go if I can but generally
like I manage my time by allthat hanging out and shit.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
Like I feel like when you know you got a goal that
you're trying to reach sometimesyou got to make sacrifices and
it that you're trying to reach,sometimes you gotta make
sacrifices and it's gonna beworth it in the end.

Speaker 3 (40:18):
Thanks, I love that.
That was a whole speech.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
Okay, that was a whole speech, baby.
I felt that from the tip of myheart, boy, you heard the part
she said she followed herhusband in Devils too.
Okay, I'll tell you fuckingwhat.
God damn it.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
Shout out to the hubby Okay, god damn it.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
Let's give him his props.
Shout out to the hubby.
God damn it.
You know what I'm about to say,lord.
I see what you do for us.
Okay, please, lord, sprinkle iton me.
God damn it.
Did you say I'm begging at thispoint?
Damn, that's crazy.
I got a question right, did you?

Speaker 2 (40:56):
say I'm begging at this point.
He did it Damn.
That's crazy.
I got a question right, so Iwatch the podcast.
I follow the podcast.
And one thing in particularthat I noticed you interviewed
like a lot of artists.
What the fuck was that?
Put your lights up, Huh.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
It was God.
Yo, y'all niggas is drunk asfuck.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
What are we doing?
The fuck Listen.
So I noticed that you interviewa lot of artists on your
podcast.
I got to say I let them talk.
It's my time now, right.
Okay, it's my time now, my nah,but yo, you got an incredible

(41:42):
podcast.
I love what you're doing.
I love what you're doing forthe um, the city of charlotte,
for the culture.
You know, um, you know we'vebeen around for a while and
we've seen a lot of podcastscome and go.
A lot of podcasts come and go,you know.
So one thing I would um say toyou is keep that shit consistent
and keep it going.
Don't stop.
Just keep that shit going, um.
But one thing I noticed that youknow you interview um a couple

(42:05):
of artists.
You know um that that comes toyour platform.
Who is have you ever?
Because we had an artist thatcame on here a while back this
is before these guys and youknow when artists a lot of these
niggas is trash, right.
So, without saying any names,because this is no advisory, we

(42:26):
can say it, but I don't want toput you under that spotlight.
Well, has there ever been anartist that came on your podcast
and you asked them to spit afreestyle, or the interview was
fucking trash, like talk on that.
Who was that artist, withoutsaying their names?

Speaker 1 (42:45):
oh, i'ma say what I consider a trash.
I can't say the name, cuz, butwhat I would consider a trash
interview is like if you come ona podcast and, bitch, you ain't
seeing shit.
You like, oh, the cameras in myface.
But you are artists, you knowwhat I'm saying.
You used to a camera like youknow what I'm saying.

(43:07):
As far as like, trashinterviews, that's the only time
I really have.
That's the only time I couldconsider a trash interview.
Like when you, coming over here, you don't want to say shit,
bitch, I gotta ask you 50different ways to get you to
answer the question and youstill don't want to answer the
question.
Like you beating all around thebush, like that's a a trash
interview to me, but other thanthat I don't.

(43:27):
That's the only time I reallyhave trash interviews.
Motherfuckers who don't want totalk.
What the fuck you came overover here for?
We?

Speaker 2 (43:33):
done, dealt with that shit before you wasting my time
at this point.

Speaker 3 (43:36):
It's like pulling teeth.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
I can't tell you which artist ain't want to talk
Because they still a cousin.
What's been in my ear, girl, Ican't tell you, oh damn.

Speaker 2 (43:47):
As long as I don't find out you know what?

Speaker 1 (43:48):
Because he's going to say the name.
Let me put that back to you.
You know, I haven't been onthis podcast that long.
What's the worst interview?
Who's the worst interview wehad, and why was it the worst?
Well, there's no advisory.
You big dog, ceo, you ain'tscared of nobody.
Go ahead and say it.
I'm definitely not the worstinterview and we're going to tag
him when we clip this.

Speaker 3 (44:11):
Damn.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
The worst interview we had you all right, man huh.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
Do that shit.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
Well, well, and this is my guy, but I wasn't
particularly here for thisinterview, but from the
consensus it seemed like it wasthe worst interview we had, and
I was too gone.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
Damn.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
As the worst interview.
What made it the worst.
I wasn't here for the interview, but the way it was.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
She's asking you for your opinion.
I was asking for your interviewand you just going to put
everybody else out.
It's crazy.
You threw us in the middle, youjust threw us in the middle
what was?
Trash about the interview.
The interview was not trash.
I don't think he wascomfortable in front of the
camera and then ceo wasn't hereand the ceo wasn't here so it
was just like I don't think hewas comfortable he wasn't

(45:02):
answering y'all questions, notreally.
and then you know, just okay, soyou know how we played the game
with you smash.
We tried to do that with himbut he had a girlfriend and so
you know we're respectful.
That's why I, sid, asked, youknow her husband?
Like okay, respectful, but he'sjust like, nah, my girl watches
, I'm good, oh yeah, that's sotrash that is trash.
Nobody wants to interviewanyone like that.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
If you're going to come on the podcast bitch talk.
Okay, I'm lying, I'll stay yourass at home.
I'm lying.
Can I rescind that?

Speaker 1 (45:29):
No, you know he don't edit.
Okay, he keeps the shit inthere.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
When we be giving this nigga cues and shit to put
shit in himself, we be likeinsert here, he don't ever
insert shit.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
He don't ever insert shit.
We about to cut your payback.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
The worst interview that we had right, and it was
this nigga that came on and Ionly brought him on because he
gave me like a boat in discountfor the boat in Lake Norman and
shit.

Speaker 1 (45:59):
You so fucking, you so fucking.
Wait a minute, wait a minute,wait a minute, rewind that back.
You did what?

Speaker 2 (46:06):
I only brought him on because he gave me the boat in
discount.
He knew a guy that.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
I knew, do you know how to?

Speaker 2 (46:11):
drive a boat.
No, the nigga, he had a boat.
The nigga drive me around LakeNorman and shit.
He gave us courtesy champagneand all that shit crazy.
So I brought him on the show.
He's like he wanted to come onand talk about gaming.
I'm like, hey, come on, nigga,bring that shit on.
This nigga sat right here inyour seat and he talk about shit
.
What'd he say?

(46:31):
Paul do you know?
I don't think Paul remembersSome big, tall, doofy nigga and
he was just like I'm sittingthere like nigga, what?
What's the nigga name?

Speaker 1 (46:44):
I don't know it's something gaming.
You ain't know that nigga name,but you, sure enough, is going
to put out that Tugong shit, huhBecause.

Speaker 2 (46:50):
I know, tugong, that's my nigga.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
You know what I'm saying, tugong, that was not a
diss to you.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
Which one, Paul?
He had cars.
Is that the one that had hisown video game?

Speaker 2 (47:02):
Yeah, I wasn't here for that.
You wasn't here.
Yeah, he was trash.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
I think that was like my birthday.

Speaker 2 (47:07):
It was trash.
It was real trash.
Now he had his own.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
You're going to do it because you're easy as hell for
a damn boat discount Easy.
Have you been on that damn boat?

Speaker 2 (47:15):
Yeah, I use barter services, hell fucking yeah.
Yeah, I was like you want tocome on an interview, you want
to come on the show, let me geta boat.
And he gave me a boat.
He was on a boat.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
Well, let me ask my last question.
You know, what advice would yougive to anybody up and coming
podcasting and never did thisshit before, but want to be in
front of a camera and talk?
I'm going to say be yourself.
Don't come on the camera beingsomething that you're not like.
Find some shit that you're goodat or a subject you want to
stick to and talk about that.
Be your motherfucking self.
Don't come on the camera beingfake, because people are going
to realize that you're beingfake.
And also don't come into thepodcast being fake, because
people are going to realize thatyou're being fake.
And also don't come into thepodcast world thinking, oh, I'm

(47:57):
going to make a million dollarstomorrow.
No, you need to be having sometype of hustle outside of the
podcast that's going to takecare of your bills or whatever
else you got to do.
Thank you, you spoke to CL hardjust now.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
No, you didn't.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
Yeah, you did when she said don't come on this
camera being fake who.
You see how, when the devil getbothered, he speak.
I'm chilling, I'm chilling, ohmy God you trying to call me the
devil yeah.
I'm the devil now.
You're not the devil.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
Here you go.
You better be sensitive, shitYo Lord.
They called me the devil nigga.
Here you go.

Speaker 4 (48:31):
Damn what's up what?

Speaker 1 (48:32):
are we doing?
Lord, God damn it.

Speaker 2 (48:43):
You can set up the devil.
I'm going to burn thesemotherfuckers in.
Fuck that shit.
You're so fucking great.
Go to your fucking car Burn.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
Burn.
So go ahead and tell the peoplewhere they can find your
podcast and where they canlisten to it at.
You can find me on youtube, um,yeah, I got a youtube channel.
My podcast is more so foryoutube, um, and on all social
media streaming platforms,youtube.
We love a good tube, honey tubeto be, and we come in, we come

(49:11):
into you next, right now, whaty'all got over there, y'all got
got food and stuff Because I canbring food to the podcast.
We got snacks, but you canbring some food.
I'll bring some food becauseI'll be cooking.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
You said bring some food.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
Don't worry, I got you because I cook.
I'll be cooking now for real.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
What I want to say?
Right, I want to say Iappreciate you for coming on and
I appreciate you for allowingus to come on your joint, and
the reason why I say that isbecause we've been wanting to
network and wanting tocross-promote and work with
other podcasts for years.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
Shout out to the Hope Busters.
We did that on.

Speaker 2 (49:47):
Sunday Shout out to the Hope Busters.
Yeah, let's give them a littleapplause for that, yeah, shout
out to the Hope Busters.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
I think you should tune in.
I think you would like that.
I think you should tune in, Ithink you would like that.
I can tell you anything.
Shout out to the Hope Busterspodcast.
Me and Sid went on Sunday, wentto a studio the studio is fire.
We hung out with them and itwas just a bunch of love, a
bunch of talk, a bunch of goodconversations.

Speaker 2 (50:06):
Right, and I think that and piggybacking to that,
when we are in this space rightand I'm just talking to my black
folks we always feel like wegot to be in competition with
each other and I don't knowwhere that came from, where that
derived from, but we shouldn'tbe in competition with each

(50:26):
other.
As you see, other communities,ethnicities, they stick together
, they work together and theygrow.
They stick together, they worktogether and they grow.
You know us as a blackcommunity, we need to do more of
this so we can grow, becausethere are billions of people in

(50:52):
this world and there arebillions of and do more of this
Because this is healthy for ourcommunity and it shows
camaraderie and it shows that wecan come together and not be,
show no hate or nothing towardeach other, that we can do this
shit and we can progress.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
Like I said, the Avengers for real.

Speaker 2 (51:11):
It's simple.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
Well, thank y'all for the opportunity.
I think it's definitely a dopeplatform and even outside of the
podcast, like everything thaty'all do for the artists, like I
done interviewed so manyartists and I'm going to say the
best artists that I interviewed.
They have spoken of the openmics that y'all had that y'all
do, like they done been on thatplatform, like them every great

(51:34):
artist in Charlotte started offthe like.
You know what.

Speaker 4 (51:37):
I'm saying so y'all definitely doing y'all shit.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
Y'all definitely been looking out for the city, you
know, even without this podcast.
So I appreciate that and Iappreciate this opportunity.
Damn we definitely gonna clipthat out of y.
Oh, my mama boy, that's justboy.
They hate B-Real.
I can't wait to go on Cousin'sTea and I'm going to bring some
tea for your podcast.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
Because I'm going to have a tea.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
I'm going to have a tea for real for your podcast.

Speaker 3 (52:04):
I might just bring the Taylor Poe I'm going to
bring Taylor Poe too.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
I'm going to bring her a bottle.
Okay, yeah, I'm got to ask thecousins.
I like that.
You said that, friend.
You tell my kid, you come withthem, or come to speak about
your camera business Ooh.

Speaker 4 (52:22):
Because I interview entrepreneurs.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
So if you want to come talk about what you got
going on business-wise, we canset that up.
Oh my God.
And honestly his story probablyhas to deal with areolas.

Speaker 2 (52:34):
Just ask him about areolas when you get on there.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
Ask him about areolas , okay.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
So listen, you ain't got nowhere to go, right.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
You ain't got to go.
You going to stay with us.
Yeah, I can stay.

Speaker 2 (52:43):
Stay your ass right there.
There you go.
Don't talk to her right now.
Listen, I get ignorant,ignorant.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
Ignorant, ignorant ignorant, you know what I'm
saying, I get ignorant.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
Tonight, I get ignorant, but you know, I'm, I'm
, I'm a respectful ignorant, Imade a good plan.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
Let me tell you another nigga could never to her
husband.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
Okay serious.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
Yeah, lord, I see what you do for others.
Please I pay my tithes.
I've been praying, come onJesus.
All right.
Hot topics with Shabby, allright, y'all, as always I got
hella hot.
Oh my God, Shut up.

(53:39):
Why would you say that?

Speaker 2 (53:42):
This is punch nigga, this shit going through me.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
Oh my God, I got hella hot topics, so of course,
we gotta get through them, goddamn.
But it's just, it's not thatmany for real.
Okay, alright, so we're gonnastart start with birthdays,
because it's only three.
Who's birthday?
Is it Oprah Winfrey?
Damn Oprah.

Speaker 3 (53:56):
How old?

Speaker 1 (53:56):
is Oprah 70.
She's older, she's 70?
She's the same age as you, co.
That's good she look good tooShout out to Oprah, she's 70?

Speaker 2 (54:03):
70.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
Wow, we love you much more than we see you.
I don't know why you birthedthis man, but shout out to you.

Speaker 2 (54:20):
I know it was hard.
She know why she did.
I love you, mama Shout out.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
We got to meet mama Sia when we going to meet her.

Speaker 2 (54:24):
No, you don't want to meet my mother.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
Why.

Speaker 2 (54:26):
Because she going to probe you out of depth.
She's an investigator.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
Okay, huh.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
I'm an open book.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
I'm a snitch Right Shit, especially if you got to
do it with you.
I'm a snitch, she's the best.
He be so mean to us he do.
He told us that he was going tothreaten us.

Speaker 2 (54:39):
Yes, y'all remember he beat you know what she's
going to say.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
That's my sound, like my son, y'all remember he beat
me up in front of the camera.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
Yeah, I didn't hit her.
Insert here.
I gave her a nudge.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
You're not going to insert here and her.
Polo.
What happened?
Her force projected her to thetable.
He wrestled me to the groundand knocked your stuff over.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
Yeah, it was the yeah , hey look, we're not going to
do that, yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
We're going to edit that out Next birthday.
Uh-huh, We'll look at it again,Polo.
Oh, wait before we do that.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
Before we do that, I want to shout out my nigga DNA
for doing an interview.
Training day CLT.
He's like one of the top fivefucking bad rappers.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
What's his name?
Dna.
Why these mamas be naming theirkids this stuff and if y'all
looked at his street wars.
I gave you a shout out and wemay do some shit with street
wars, so keep that shit.
Did he hit you up?
He hit me up for being apublicist.
He did no, he didn't hit me up.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
Oh but you saw that?

Speaker 1 (55:41):
No, he didn't hit me up.

Speaker 2 (55:42):
Oh, okay, yeah, I tagged you in there.
You know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
He hit my DMs.
Did he, is he cute, is he cute?

Speaker 2 (55:49):
I don't judge men.

Speaker 1 (55:50):
Let me Anyway my bad.
Go ahead, Chad, I'm with you.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
Fleas is, fleas is, fleas is right, All right next
birthday is Charlie Wilson.
Charlie Wilson Charlie.

Speaker 1 (56:03):
Wilson birthday.
Yep, he turns 71.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
71.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
Damn everybody old 71 .
First name is Charlie, lastname Wilson what, what, what,
benjamin, what?
Ben's birthday tomorrow.
Happy birthday Ben.
Happy birthday Benjamin.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
Happy birthday Ben turns 11 you turn 11 Ben turns
11 tomorrow, you gonna be in thebed we shouldn't put him on
there because he was doing alltypes of illegal shit and then
he just walked back in with hismother yeah, alright alright and
last up.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
I know CEO got some shit to say about this.

Speaker 3 (56:37):
He always got shit to say.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
Whatever, fuck you.
This was the only otherrelevant person I knew who,
sarah Gilbert.
And before you say who the fuckis Sarah Gilbert, I don't know
that bitch she played Darlene onthe Rose's at you so fucking
old.
She turned 49.

Speaker 2 (56:54):
What's the picture?
Show me the picture.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
Ex-meta?
Yeah, ex-meta.

Speaker 2 (56:59):
Wait, what's her name ?

Speaker 1 (57:00):
Sarah Gilbert.

Speaker 2 (57:01):
Hey meta.

Speaker 1 (57:02):
You look so weird bro .

Speaker 2 (57:04):
Hey meta, Stop talking to them.
Fucking glasses, hey meta.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
You look like Ray Charles doing this Meta Meta.

Speaker 2 (57:13):
I think meta died.
You look, I thought you meantto die.
Let me check the battery.
You know, darlene.
You know, darlene.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
Happy birthday Darlene.
Happy birthday bitch.
Happy birthday bitch is crazy.
Alright, go ahead.
Alright.
So I'm about to run through thehot topics.
Alright, number one A Detroitrapper has gone viral After
suing Lyft Because her driverallegedly Denied.
Viral after suing Lyft becauseher driver allegedly denied her
service in the Lyft oh, I seenthis, so let me explain ain't

(57:43):
she a rapper?
yes, her name is Dane DeMoss.
She is suing Lyft after she wasallegedly refused service due
to her size.
She is 489 pounds, trying toget a backseat of a Toyota
Corolla.
Let's keep that in mind.
The lawsuit is fordiscrimination, emotional
distress and humiliation.

(58:03):
After she posted the video ofherself getting refused service,
she's humiliated.

Speaker 4 (58:09):
Alright, I ain't gonna lie.
The lawyer said hold on, holdon.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
The lawyer said this is no different from refusing
someone transportation based ontheir race or their religion oh
dear and let me, let me go backto to the very important facts
about this.
Okay, she ordered a regular sizelift, not an extra large lift.
The car that pulled up to gether was a toyota corolla.

(58:35):
She weighs 489 pounds and whenthe driver saw her he said you
know, I don't, I don't thinkthat you're gonna fit, you're
gonna be able to fit.
And she said what you mean, Ican fit.
And they had like a little bitof back and forth.

Speaker 3 (58:49):
Why?

Speaker 1 (58:49):
you did that shit like norbit.
Well, because I see the videowhy you did that shit like
norbit for real.
And then so after a while, um,the girl was like you know well
what you gonna do about my moneythat I spent to book this, book
this lift.
And the driver was like I'mgonna cancel the the trip so

(59:09):
that you'll get your full refund.
She was not happy.
She went online, she posted avideo saying she got refused
service, made it a whole thingwow, yeah I saw, I saw her and I
saw the video and I saw the car.
A couple things.
First of all, you don't fit inthe backseat of a genali xl.
You the hell made her think shewas gonna fit in the backseat
of a toyota but my thing, aboutthat is true you don't get to

(59:31):
pick what car you do.
So she should have picked, sheshould have.
But who knew that she was goingto get that Toyota Corolla?
And why are you lifting in theToyota Corolla?
What year was that Corolla?
Probably in 2025, but anyway,the stress was not going to make
it okay.
The brakes was wheezing.
Y'all know how I feel about you.
Know, I'm an ambassador for thefat bitches, so you know.

(59:51):
But I ain't going to lie.
She wasn't going to fit in thatCorona.
She could have got a Denali,yeah.

Speaker 2 (59:56):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
But when you, before you speak, before you speak,
remember we are on YouTube,we're on Spotify, apple,
facebook.
Don't get us canceled.

Speaker 3 (01:00:06):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
Because if you thought no other communities are
bad, the fat bitch communitywill get your ass out of here.
I'm not.
Communities are bad.
The fat bitch community willget your ass out of here and I'm
a part of that community.

Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
I am going to be as respectful as as possible.
So so there was another videoand I'm just saying my
voluptuous woman.
What do you mean by voluptuous,voluptuous woman?
What do you mean by voluptuous,voluptuous, voluptuous woman?

(01:00:40):
You know, I ain't say the Fword, I say voluptuous, the V
word my voluptuous woman.
Why would you order an Uberknowing you are of an excess
weight?
Right?
Because they have these optionsfor you on the app to say hey,

(01:01:03):
they, they didn't like blatantlyput it out, they got uber x
uber xxl and this is signs thatyou guys gotta look at what are
you ordering?
these itbers, it's like clothessizes.
They got Uber as clothes sizesX, x, x, x, xl.

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
So you got to order?

Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
No, I'm just saying because they didn't want to
discriminate, so they put forthe voluptuous woman, they put
it in clothes sizes.
So the voluptuous woman got toorder XXL because you are a
little vigorous, First of all.

Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
that's not how that shit fucking works.
Listen, I'm trying to listen.

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
Hold on.
No, it's not.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
I'm not saying that this is howthey go about it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
I'll walk off this podcast right now.

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
I'm just saying You're saying they had to do
extra big people for the biggirls, Right, when somebody did
the whole lift and shit.
It's like you know what.
We can't discriminate againstthe big people, so let's just
put like X, XXL, XXXL.

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
I don't think that was their thought process.

Speaker 4 (01:02:06):
I'm just saying it's their thought process.
I'm going to be honest.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
Bitch.
If I got an opportunity to suea bitch.

Speaker 4 (01:02:12):
I'm going to sue that motherfucking ass Bitch give me
that motherfucking money whenthey do xxxl.

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
That's not for your weight, that's for the amount of
people.
I know that, but I'm justsaying right so you're telling
me so you're gonna be cool andlive and update that after you
like.

Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
Put your weight, okay , listen case in point, right,
not on this instant right.
So there was a if y'all I don'tknow if y'all saw, but there's
another video the nigga.
Nigga pulled up in a what'sthat car that got like two doors
and two seats.
A coupe?
No, it's not a coupe, it's oneof them, box cars.
A Kia Soul?
No, not a Soul, it's one ofthem, small cars that fits Mini

(01:02:48):
Cooper, the Mini Cooper, okay.
And it was like she was like400 pounds and she was going to
the airport.
Y'all didn't see that shit.
No, the nigga pulled up.
He was like ma'am, listen, myAxus.
He said my Axus, my Axus is notgoing to take this weight.
She's like I can fit in there,right, she tried to get in the

(01:03:11):
shit.
Mind you, this is a two-door,so she's trying to fit in the
shit.
And he's like man, he's tryingto be polite as possible.
Man, you need to get an UberXXL.
I got a Mini.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
Cooper, here, you can't fit in this shit.
That sound like that niggaproblem and not hers.

Speaker 2 (01:03:25):
That's her problem because she's trying to be cheap
and try to get the Uber, butfrom a business aspect she was
going to win that lawsuit.

Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
The only thing that now with this change, bitch, you
ain't going to be able to sueUber.
They said you can't file fordiscrimination shit, no more.
So, you about to lose that shit.

Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
You know why he not going to lose?
Because it's on video and shetried to get in that
motherfucker and she couldn'tfit.
But Uber don't have on theirwebsite if you order this car,
you need to be these amount ofpower Right, because the driver
has every right to deny a ride.
That's his personal property,though.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
From a business.
They could get sued, but theycan't get sued now because that
shit over Ain't no morediscrimination.
What I'm saying is how you'redescribing how Uber is supposed
to be sent out is not because Icould do a regular uber and you
don't know if you're getting amini cooper or a four-door sedan
which would fit her.
You don't know what you'regetting.
So she didn't know she wasgetting that damn small ass.

Speaker 2 (01:04:22):
Toyota corolla but that is the chances that you
take when you order a standarduber.
It tells you the sizes but itdoesn't.

Speaker 1 (01:04:29):
It doesn't say your weight it says sizes for
multiple people.
Yeah, that's why I'm trying to.
You're not getting it.
I get it If you do an Uber.
If I do a regular Uber, it'sjust me going somewhere.
I get both points, though,bitch, you knew you couldn't fit
in that shit, but legally.

Speaker 3 (01:04:41):
You knew you couldn't fit in the suit.

Speaker 1 (01:04:44):
I'm not arguing against the suing and the hurt.
What I'm trying to tell you isyeah, what don't mean about the
XL?

Speaker 3 (01:04:52):
I know it, I said it I know it don't mean that, but I
said in order for them not tobe discriminated.

Speaker 2 (01:04:57):
This is why they have these size ranges.
Bitch, you want to fucking getin the shit.
Get an XXL, get a big SUV withyour big ass to get in that shit
.
Now, why you had to say that?
Why you want to get a standardshit Corolla.
Your ass going to be hardgetting that shit and you wait
for it to come down.

Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
Shout out to all the big girls.

Speaker 4 (01:05:18):
That's not her first Uber.

Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
It's going to be hard .

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
We ain't not going to hear nothing you saying on that
camera.

Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
And her hand is all the way at the top of the shit.

Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
All right, I'm going to go ahead and move on.

Speaker 2 (01:05:28):
Okay, go, move on, move on, let's get through it.

Speaker 3 (01:05:39):
Let's get.

Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
Alright, I'm going to go ahead and move on Up.
Next India oh, we're gettingcancelled.
Why would you do that?

Speaker 2 (01:05:45):
Wait, why she do that .
Why did she do that?
We're getting cancelled.

Speaker 1 (01:05:51):
She said India, the country?
Okay.
A massive religious festival inIndia has turned deadly after a
crowd crush killed at least 14people.
Let me explain.
The incident occurred earlythis morning.
This just literally happenedthis morning as tens of millions

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of devotees went to bathe inthe river on one of the most
sacred days of the Mahakum MelaHindu Festival.
So it's like the start of theirHindu religious holiday.
They're like the first dayeverybody in India that's Hindu

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they migrate to this river totake a bath.
The river is said to be likesacred, according to what they
believe in hinduism, right.
So a barrier on one of therivers broke, pushing thousands
of people that were walking toother riverbanks to take their
holy dip.
And remember, 14 people diedand at least 20 people have been
treated for minor injuries.

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Now I also have say, because Iliterally just seen this I don't
know if y'all have seen this,but earlier today in DC, an
American Airlines plane collidedwith a helicopter and 60 people
are now dead.

Speaker 4 (01:07:06):
Yeah, 60 people are now dead.

Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
That's crazy For India.
I don't think that bridge wastoo sacred.
Oh my God, either you wantsacred or the bridge want sacred
.
I don't think that bridge wastoo sacred.
For real, they ain't putting noholy water on that bridge.
That's crazy.
Maybe they had too much sin,too much sin.

Speaker 2 (01:07:31):
I was ignorant.

Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
I like that shit.
Rest in peace to those peoplein the helicopter in the plane
crash that's one of my worstfears for people.
I'm like terrified, becausey'all know I'm a flight
attendant, so when I see shitlike that like I like whoa she's
an artist, so I'm sorry.
She's good up next Google Maps.
Fuck Google Maps.
Google Maps is complying withPresident Trump's executive
action that has renamed the Gulfof Mexico to the Gulf of

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America.
That's stupid ass shit.
Soon the name change will appearon Google Maps.
So anybody that uses GoogleMaps, you will no longer see the
Gulf of Mexico, you will seethe Gulf of America.
Gulf of America is so fuckingsick, bruh, that nigga just
renaming shit.
He gonna rename cities.
Now Charlotte might not beCharlotte, no more.

Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
I have no comment all right.

Speaker 1 (01:08:17):
So it says in addition to hold on y'all, hold
on y'all in addition to renamingof the gulf of mexico to the
gulf of america, google willalso change the name of denali,
the nation's highest peak bout,back to mount mckinley.
So I don't know if y'allremember, back in 2015,

(01:08:37):
president Barack Obama renamedthis Alaskan landmark to Denali
as a note to the region's nativepopulation.
So the Native American peoplehe did it to honor them and
Trump said, fuck, that we werenaming it back to Mount McKinley
.
So Google Maps is now going toofficially change that as well.
McKinley is one of thepresidents, one of those white
presidents.

Speaker 3 (01:08:55):
I forgot which president it was.

Speaker 1 (01:08:56):
Man, that's crazy.
I got mixed feelings.
The Gulf of Mexico to Americashit, I'm from America, let's
own some more shit.

Speaker 4 (01:09:04):
That goddamn.

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
McKinley, us food.
Okay, we own the Gulf of Mexiconow USA, usa, the.
The mckinley thing, I don'tknow too much about that.
I gotta go do more, but likeyou, taking it from the indians
and naming it.

Speaker 3 (01:09:22):
That's some fucked up shit.

Speaker 1 (01:09:23):
But the mexicans to that land like typical, as white
people.
All right.
So wait, y'all want?
Y'all want more outrage?
Yes, all right.
So president trump signed thisexecutive action last week and
said quote this honors Americans, greatness end.
Quote that when he renamed thatshit.
Yes, get the fuck out of here,go ahead, let's stop talking

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about so.
Yesterday, the Mexicanpresident, claudia she bomb, she
shrugged off Google's move andsaid their country would not
abide by.
She like I don't give a fuck,we just to go for Mexico, fuck
America, right we got more moneythan y'all.
We buying that shit.
Oh shit, it's hard.
It's the Gulf of Mexico.
Fuck America.
Right, girl?
We got more money than y'all webuying that shit.
Oh shit, it's ours.
We don't got a fucking race war, we're just not wanting with
the Mexicans.
That's the reality of it.

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America, think about it.
We got more money than Claudia.
I know that's a fucked upsituation.
This man got him fucked up allkinds of shit.
But, lady, I'm sorry to tellyou that shit might be the Gulf
of America.
Okay, us, fool USA.
Alright, so we gonna go aheadand move on.
Since we talking about Mexico,immigration raids oh shit, y'all

(01:10:26):
gots to.
Let me get through this placethe Trump administration has put
out a memo that they are aimingfor at least 75 arrests daily
at each of the 25 ice fieldoffices nationwide, but
hopefully they get more.
This is per the white housedeputy chief of staff, stephen

(01:10:47):
miller.
Um ice field offices across thecountry have also been directed
to make 70.
This part of making 75 arrestsper day is part of trump's
pledge to enact the largestdeportation operation in the
country's history.
Reportedly, on tuesday, nearlya thousand arrests were made,

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following 1200 arrests that weremade on monday, by this new act
by trump.
Wow, he's able to do thisbecause he invoked the
Insurrection Act at the USsouthern border and, for the
people that don't know, theInsurrection Act is a law that
allows the president to deploythe military to suppress
insurrections and domestic actsof violence.

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So, if you didn't know, trumpdid this.
He used the military to go downto the border and protect it,
and cartels were shooting attheir ass.
The other day they had to shootout that shit crazy.
I ain't gonna lie, it's wild foryou know I'm pretty sure the
viewers know by now I work ineducation and a lot of my
students and stuff have not beencoming to school because

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they've been doing raids alldown South Boulevard.
They've been doing raids.
You see people picking peopleup in vans and stuff, yeah, so
you hurt not only just thosepeople, you hurt children and
stuff too.
But you can't do nothing.
Because he took away thebirthright citizen action.
He can't do that.
That's illegal.
That, that that's illegal.
That's in the Constitution he'ssaving to rewrite that bitch.
This, the nigga, y'all votedfor, though Y'all didn't want to

(01:12:09):
vote for the lady.

Speaker 4 (01:12:10):
Y'all didn't want to vote for the black lady.

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
But I'm going to be honest.
Look, I'm black.
God damn it.
They took our rights too.
Right now, I can't fight fory'all ass.

Speaker 3 (01:12:19):
I got to fight for myself.
That t is fucked up.
That shit is fucked up.

Speaker 1 (01:12:24):
But y'all got to fight y'all all goddamn battle
we not going to be fightingy'all battle.
They just told us we ain't gotequal opportunity to either.
Talk your shit, because whenthey get on their rights they
forget about us.
We ain't never even in theirplace, right?
Oh, fuck those niggas.

Speaker 3 (01:12:40):
Can I say that on here yeah, fuck them niggas.

Speaker 1 (01:12:43):
Yeah, like, look, I can't stress about that shit.
Y'all better goddamn hide,Y'all better not go outside.
Oh my God.

Speaker 4 (01:12:53):
Because, bitch, we can't take up for y'all right
now.

Speaker 1 (01:12:54):
Finally, y'all get them Martin Luther King rights
away, Bitch.
We got to fight for that shitright now.
Don't get us started aboutMartin Luther King because I'll
get to spilling about that.
But look, I ain't going to lie,remember.
I ain't going to lie, remember.
I said this on the otherpodcast, though.
I said black people are tiredof being on the front lines.
Black people are tired ofalways fighting other people's
causes, but when the time comesfor y'all motherfuckers to show,
up now we got Trump in office,so it's crazy.

(01:13:17):
It's crazy.
Now, on the other hand, I willsay he might have fucked up
because them people was doing alot of jobs.

Speaker 4 (01:13:25):
And this, a new generation, these black people
ain't going out here.
Who going?

Speaker 3 (01:13:27):
to want to work for $7?
.

Speaker 1 (01:13:29):
He finna make a lot of businesses go out of business
, it's true, because ain'tnobody going out there for
pennies like they do.
But damn.
Rest in peace to our.
Mexican citizens.

Speaker 2 (01:13:37):
I ain't got to say shit, she said it for you,
cousins, cousins, he like youforever.

Speaker 1 (01:13:49):
you said all the ignorant shit.
He was saying we love that shit.
so while we are on the subjectof trump, we're gonna go ahead
and talk about this federalfunding freeze oh so let me
first say I know there was a lotof confusion because the white
house did issue um a resend oftheir memo that they issued
yesterday and a lot of peoplethought that that meant that the
federal funding is now gonna bereversed.
That is not true.
Let me repeat that yesterdaythe white house put out a memo

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about this federal fundingfreeze to kind of clear up any
confusion as to who would beaffected.
Today they rescinded that memoand a lot of people thought that
means oh, we're not gonna havea federal freeze.
That is not true.
All they did was basically saywe rescinded what we said
yesterday.
It's still a federal freeze,y'all niggas still not getting
no money.

(01:14:33):
But we're gonna kind of tweakour words and then come back to
y'all that's so.

Speaker 2 (01:14:38):
Can I say something about that?
If y'all notice, and I wastalking to somebody the other
day and I was like you know, Ifeel this is just my unbiased
opinion that Trump is not aracist no, he's a moneyist he's
a moneyist thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:14:53):
He don't give a fuck about your race.

Speaker 2 (01:14:55):
If you poor, he don't give a fuck about you if you
just if you go against what hefeels is right, he's not for you
and the federal government.
He got he's on their assbecause they indicted him and
charged him.

Speaker 1 (01:15:11):
Yeah, he doing all this shit he want to do now.
If y'all notice, if y'allnotice the DEI.

Speaker 2 (01:15:15):
what is that connected to the federal
government?
If y'all notice anything thathe's doing, y'all got to really
look at it.
It's connected to the federalgovernment.
So any TSA worker, what he didto the federal workers, y'all
niggas at home, go to work.

Speaker 1 (01:15:29):
And he said you have to be back at work by February
6th, when you lost your job.

Speaker 2 (01:15:33):
And this is just federal workers.
So if you in any federalcapacity, trump is coming after
you.
So if I was a TSA worker, niggaI'm going to some places.

Speaker 1 (01:15:42):
Wait, wait, wait, because not all of the federal
departments were affected bythis, so that's why I want to
clarify okay so this federalfunding freeze includes the
following things pausingresearch on cures for childhood
cancer to halting from thingslike childhood cancer to halting

(01:16:04):
food assistance.
So so helping people get morefood, not having food deserts
where they at right.
Safety from domestic violence.
Closing suicide hotlines.
Head Start research programs,student loans, grant funded
projects, government togovernment funding of tribal

(01:16:25):
nations.
So you know how America pays,like Native Americans that live
in reserves.
They just stop they not gettingthat money right now.
Okay, meals on wheels, oh,meals on wheels.
Affordable housing.
So section 8 and subsidizedhousing oh shit no more projects

(01:16:46):
that's fucked up.
Government funded salaries andpublic safety funding.
So that's your firefighters,your police officers, your
sheriff officers, their fundingpaused, abortion access and
family planning.
And let me clarify it's notthat it's not gonna be no more

(01:17:07):
projects.
There's gonna be projects.
They're gonna build projects.
It's just not the price isgonna be.
It's not gonna be as low as itis yeah, um, that sucks because,
like a lot of my friends are inlike the education sector stuff
, a lot of their positions aregrant funded.
So you know they're stressedout now because you're trying to
figure out what's next, likewhat job you finna have.

(01:17:27):
So a lot of people finna losetheir jobs.
A lot of people finna losetheir livelihoods, their homes,
like meals on wheels.
People are not going to get fed.
That's seniors, man, that'sseniors not getting fed for real
.
So what y'all need to do is getup off y'all asses.
Y'all grandma call and wantTake her ass and get some eat,
because she's not going to getno food nowhere else.
Okay, and in addition to thatalso, they also said that this

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budget was ordered to freezefederal grants and loans that
also target democraticinitiatives that address
immigration, foreign aid.
So no more giving money toUkraine.
That shit is done.

Speaker 3 (01:18:03):
We tired of that shit .
Yeah, we is tired of givingmoney to Ukraine giving money.

Speaker 1 (01:18:07):
Yeah, climate, you know he pulled us out of the um,
the un, the un, the.
You're not.
Uh, what else?
World health organizations, diand gender identity.
And I want to also remind youthat part of dei for all of you
women is maternity leave,paternity leave, fmla.
Those things are also includedunder your DEI you ain't getting

(01:18:31):
no more FMLA.

Speaker 2 (01:18:31):
You don't want to get that.

Speaker 1 (01:18:33):
So keep that in mind.

Speaker 2 (01:18:34):
Well, niggas was abusing FMLA though.

Speaker 1 (01:18:36):
I think that shit fucked up, but the reality of it
is like, yeah, some of the shitthat Trump doing fucked up, but
some of the shit I feel like isgoing to fucking help us to be
honest.
Some of the shit I feel like isgonna fucking help us, to be
honest, like bitch, thesegoddamn immigrants getting
$12,000 in food stamps, whileKeisha, over here with four kids
making $20 an hour, getting$200.
Like shit.
I ain't gonna lie, though If Iwas making $20 an hour, I

(01:18:58):
wouldn't have the fourth kid.
So are we gonna blame Keisha Imean Keisha why you had that
last kid?
Yeah, but why are you givingthese immigrants $12,000 and
giving this, you, a citizen,$200,000?
I ain't going to say too much,because I know an immigrant that
be buying some of my groceries,right, I feel like some shit
fucked up that he doing, but onthe other hand I feel like shit.

(01:19:21):
Think about it.
You can't go to no othercountry illegally.
I agree, I do think there's away to go about it.
I think what he's doing now isjust.
I think he's just doing so much, so fast.
It's a word for it when you'rejust doing shit and it's just
like.
I can't remember the word forit, busy word.
No, they use it for, likesocial media, internet, when
you're just like scaring peopleto a jump scare.

(01:19:44):
He's doing a lot, I think he'sjust doing a jump scare to
people and no, it's so.
I I wasn't gonna piss me off.
I'm gonna realize the wordlater it's gonna piss me off,
but I just think he's just jumpscaring people.
I do think he's going to dothis shit, but I I don't think
he's going to be as dramatic ashe making it seem.
Now I do think there's a way todo this.
Like twelve thousand dollarsfor an immigrant on the on a

(01:20:05):
food stamp card is crazy.
But I ain't going to lie, we doneed to help people that come
to our country to get away fromthe shit they got going on over
there.
I just think it's a balance.

Speaker 4 (01:20:13):
I think that's a balance.

Speaker 1 (01:20:15):
But I also think shit , whoever going to help them
need to be the white people westill trying to help ourselves.
These motherfuckers ain't gaveus no rights.
Like Trump fucked up.
I think the shit Camilla didfucked up too, cause she said
out her mouth I'm not doinganything specifically for the
black community, like you knowwhat I'm saying.
So I think either way we wasgonna be in a fucked up

(01:20:35):
situation like, yeah, we shouldhelp them, but I'm not, finna,
keep thinking about helpingy'all motherfuckers, like I
gotta think about helping myselfand my goddamn people, cause we
been thinking about helpingy'all for so long and I also
feel like that's fucked up whatTrump doing.
But this shit make us wake upas a culture, like at the end of
the day, we can't wait forthese motherfuckers to give us
an equal opportunity.
We got to go create our owngoddamn opportunity, put our

(01:20:58):
money back in ourselves.

Speaker 4 (01:20:59):
Yeah, like build up our own community, create our
own opportunity.

Speaker 1 (01:21:07):
Like that is fucked up, what we doing, that they
doing.
But is you gonna cry about itor is you gonna sit there and be
fucked up?
Because, honestly, the peoplewho know how to go out there and
get it, they not finna befucked up.
The people who finna be fuckedup is the people who going to
these jobs, and some peopleain't got no choice but they
like oh, I'm about to retire,I'm about to get 401k, but you
finna deal with some racist shitthat our ancestors done fought
for for we don't know how muchlonger.

(01:21:28):
Now you know what I'm saying.
So you really got to make achoice.
Like shit changed.
We got an opportunity too.
Like we can go make anopportunity for our
motherfucking self.
Like, fuck what they doing tous.
What is you going to do tochange this shit?
Is you finna keep acceptingthis shit?
Are you finna use they?

Speaker 2 (01:21:49):
money, stack their money up and then build our
fucking community up.
Let's talk more.

Speaker 3 (01:21:54):
You're talking about the fucking girls, but that shit
.
That was it for me, alright.

Speaker 2 (01:21:59):
Talking that shit.
Right, shit talking that shit,god damn, alright, what?

Speaker 1 (01:22:05):
would you do?
What would you do?

Speaker 2 (01:22:09):
What I gotta do now.

Speaker 1 (01:22:10):
What would you do?
What I got to do now is pee.
I ain't going front.
Oh my God.

Speaker 2 (01:22:13):
Piss nigga here we go .

Speaker 1 (01:22:15):
I'm a holy shit.
You are so like you don't have.
No, you have no coof.
Do you know what coof is youhave?

Speaker 2 (01:22:20):
none.
I have none, fuck that.
I have no mute, I just say whatI say.

Speaker 4 (01:22:26):
I am what I am.

Speaker 2 (01:22:28):
So what would you do?
So disclaimer for the guys thatare new to my what would you
do's, that's tuning in my whatwould you do's are accounts that
happened from me or fromanother person or that I saw, so
this account is something thatI personally went through.

(01:22:48):
Oh, here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:22:51):
So what'd you do when you go through shit?
It'd be crazy, my bad, but whenyou when you be when you be
seeing people it don't be ascrazy.
But Joe shouldn't be outlandish.
Your life is crazy, but I justwanted to say that, Sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:23:04):
I mean, this is not a crazy one To you.

Speaker 1 (01:23:08):
To you, yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 2 (01:23:09):
Okay, so what would you do Trust?

Speaker 3 (01:23:13):
me, it's all right, it's all right.

Speaker 2 (01:23:15):
It's modest.
So what would you do if youknow you woke up you're like,
all right, hanging out with yourdudes, or you know, what would
you do is always cross genderman, man, woman, woman.
So just think about that.
So what would you do?
You woke up male, woke upfemale.
You woke up hanging out withyour boys, women hanging out

(01:23:37):
with your gal.
You're chilling like yo.
I'm hungry, like alright, youknow you're hungry, you're on
the block.
You're on the block.
You're chilling like alright.
You know Chinese store overthere, bodega, all that shit.
So go to Chinese store.
You in New York, you can be infucking everywhere At the bodega
.
You can be in Jerusalem andshit At the bodega.

(01:23:57):
You can be in Jerusalem and geta habibi, whatever the fuck.

Speaker 1 (01:24:00):
Habibi in Jerusalem is crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:24:03):
Whatever the fuck you want to get.
Oh, my God, habibi, you couldget a.

Speaker 1 (01:24:08):
Bacon, egg and cheese shirt.
Whatever you want to do,whatever your vice is Whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:24:12):
Your vice is Chopped cheese.
I love chopped cheese.
Shout out to the bodega inAlbemarle Road so you go.
You're like I am hungry, I'mgoing to get some food, get some
Chinese food.
You pay like you hungry, so youpay like $12 because you're
getting hungry.
Get the food.
Boom, boom, come outside Aboutto fucking get the chicken wing.

(01:24:36):
You open the chicken, oh shitsmoke.
You open the nice served food.
You open that shit and itstarts smoking and shit.

Speaker 1 (01:24:44):
It be real hot.

Speaker 2 (01:24:46):
Woo shit, smell good as fuck.
So you get one piece of fooditem, let's say a fry.
About to get the fry, niggacome Boom, you don't want that,
and knock the whole food outyour hand.
Oh my God, what would you do?
That's in chills to everybody'sheart right now.

Speaker 3 (01:25:05):
That's in chills to everybody's heart.
That's in chills foreverybody's heart.

Speaker 1 (01:25:08):
We need the mic.
We need the mic.

Speaker 2 (01:25:09):
Right now we need the mic.
We need the mic.
Benjamin got the mic, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:25:15):
Benjamin, why are you yelling?
Because he can't hear this.

Speaker 2 (01:25:19):
You're all about to say something bad.

Speaker 1 (01:25:21):
I ain't going to lie.
You know cliche, but y'all knowhow I am about my fucking food,
don?
You know cliche?
But I know how I am about myfucking food.
Don't put in my food, for wehave to scrap, we'd have to, we
have to fight.
I might duel you.
We have to do for my foodbecause that chinese it's a
chinese, but first of all I lovemy favorite.

(01:25:41):
You know type of food ismexican food, but chinese food
when it's hot out the grease.

Speaker 2 (01:25:46):
And it's smoking.

Speaker 1 (01:25:47):
Oh my God, I'd have been pissed off.
I'd have to walk that.
I'd dog walk his ass.
Oh God, that's how serious I amabout my fucking food.
Listen, I don't play by mymoney, my food and my pussy.
And your what?
My pussy, my pussy.

Speaker 2 (01:26:05):
My pussy.
You want to my pussy, my pussy,my pussy.

Speaker 1 (01:26:08):
Okay, you want to know what I do what would you do
?
Twin, where have you been?
I'm hungry.
I'm going to shoot your ass.
That means I'm probablyhungover.
Yeah, like, that's like WaffleHouse.

Speaker 3 (01:26:24):
And you're not nice when you're hangry, I'm not.

Speaker 1 (01:26:27):
When you're hangry, it's me, you feed me.

Speaker 2 (01:26:30):
Wow, hey, lo, we need the mic, lo, we need the mic.
That shit crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:26:35):
Like I would shoot.
I would really shoot you.
I would really shoot you,though Would I Now?
Would I, I don't know, I wouldshoot you after you buy me
another plate, would you really?
Yeah, like I'll have you buythe plate, I would shoot you.

Speaker 2 (01:26:51):
I would you know, cousins, what would you do?

Speaker 4 (01:26:53):
I think, that's some fucked up shit.

Speaker 1 (01:26:59):
Like bitch, if I ain't got no gun, I'm going to
at least push your ass and bitch.

Speaker 3 (01:27:02):
I'm throwing every up off the ground.

Speaker 1 (01:27:04):
I'm going to throw that bitch and follow your ass
all the way back into the storeto go get me some more shit.
Bitch, she's throwing chickenat me, Die bitch.

Speaker 2 (01:27:17):
Oh my God, what would you do Swish?

Speaker 3 (01:27:22):
BTA Built, ass Built ass.

Speaker 1 (01:27:26):
I was about to say why that nigga saying cinnamon.

Speaker 2 (01:27:28):
You gonna take your belt off and beat.
And what Built to ass.

Speaker 1 (01:27:34):
Oh, that word kicking your ass.

Speaker 2 (01:27:35):
Kicking your ass.

Speaker 1 (01:27:37):
Figuratively Alright, it's kicking your ass.

Speaker 3 (01:27:43):
Shit.
Same thing, man.
Built to ass.
Y'all crazy Built to ass.
She had it right.
We gonna shoot a motherfucker.
Shit, same thing, man.

Speaker 1 (01:27:47):
Build the ass build the ass, we gonna shoot a
motherfucker.

Speaker 3 (01:27:52):
I'm calling Charleston White.
I'm calling Charleston White,and then he gone man that nigga
police ass nigga what would youdo with that she?

Speaker 1 (01:28:08):
was like I'ma just say it's okay, it's definitely
not okay.
I don't play about my food.
Everybody knows I do not playabout my food especially if it's
chicken, cause you be cookingthat chicken exactly so we gonna
have to square up.

Speaker 4 (01:28:20):
We gonna have to square up.
I'ma beat your ass.

Speaker 1 (01:28:24):
I'm gonna beat your ass about my chicken and that's
very niggerish of me.
But I'm going to do that.
I'm going to try not to be tooextra on this one.
But one time I went to Arby'sand they gave me a gyro with a
hard bread and I pulled upbecause I wanted a refund.
I didn't have my receipt and Iwent on the inside and I'm like

(01:28:44):
trying to tell them like yo,there's like with your receipt.
I'm like are you for real?
I have the food right here.
I'll fuck a receipt.
So I left it on the counter.
But in my head I really wantedto take the jar and smear all in
a window and like throw it on acounter and do a whole scene.
But there were some kids I justwas on a field trip, on a bus
standing in the lobby, theylooking at me like I already was

(01:29:05):
crazy.
So I had that check like allright.

Speaker 4 (01:29:09):
So you left your food , girl, I just left it on the
counter and like kind, of pissedhim out and walked out like but
you probably was like, don't dotoo much I honestly probably
wouldn't care too much, becauseI know how to grill some chicken
rings for some real good oh youcrazy, you crazy as hell I
would be mad for like twoseconds.

Speaker 3 (01:29:29):
I'm going to war, but I'm going to go home and be
like, okay, I'm going to befucked up.

Speaker 1 (01:29:31):
It's just some chicken, but I'm going to cook
it myself.

Speaker 3 (01:29:34):
You got me doing extra shit.

Speaker 1 (01:29:41):
I'm going to smoke a blunt roll it and get over it.
Uh-uh, but the fact, I say this.
I say this in love.
I say this in love.
Okay, friend, you being softlike your voice right now, I'm
going to war about mymotherfucking food.
I swear to God, I'm going towar about my food.
I ain't left, nah, bitch, I'mcrying.

Speaker 4 (01:29:57):
I'm I forgot this scenario, like the exact
scenario.

Speaker 2 (01:30:00):
The scenario is you're hungry as fuck.
And you go to a Chinese storeand you get some food and you
open that white plastic shit andthe shit is smoking and you're
like, oh my God.
And then you about to eat thefried nigga and say you don't
want that.
Smack it out your hand.

Speaker 4 (01:30:17):
Oh no, I got anger, issues.
Like y'all already know, Ireact quick, okay, like
immediately, yes, so like I'lljust slap him or something Like
tackle him, beat him up,something like that Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:30:30):
Fuck you weed.
I love cousin boy.
It's my cousin for real.
Who that I don't know.
Who that?

Speaker 3 (01:30:39):
I'm just beating ass, that's all, oh shit.

Speaker 1 (01:30:42):
Why the fuck you talking?

Speaker 2 (01:30:42):
like that.
I ain't switch.
You got a competitor.

Speaker 1 (01:30:45):
Cause my nipple just jumped, god damn.

Speaker 2 (01:30:49):
Shit.
I'm from Jersey, man, I ain'ttalking to you.

Speaker 1 (01:30:53):
Oh yeah, you dangerous, I should touch my
motherfucking heart.
You dangerous.
Yeah, you from Jersey, youdangerous, and I know them.
Chicken wings be hitting upthere.

Speaker 2 (01:31:00):
It's up, it's up and it's up for real.

Speaker 1 (01:31:05):
So what was the end scenario?
This happened to you Becausewho hit your food out your hand
and you left them.

Speaker 2 (01:31:11):
Okay, so, yeah, this happened to me, right.
So in my hood, back in the days, it was a game that we played
Like if you, you know, you gotto watch your food, because you
come out, you know we smack thefood out your hand, you can't
fight, you just got to just eatthat.
So I came out with my Chinesefood and they could smack the

(01:31:32):
shit out of my hand and what didyou do?
And I wanted to really killthis nigga because I was hungry
as fuck, but I had to accept therules of the game.
Oh fuck, so, so, so, so.
So I was like okay, I had toeat that, as much as I hate it
and much as I wanted to, I hadto accept the rules of the game.

(01:31:54):
Okay, so me, I'm the type ofperson that I'm going to go when
I get you, I'm going to get youRight.
So it was like I forgot howlong it was, but it was.
A period of time went by, so weall chilling and shit like that.
We all.
He went and he got a sandwich,a hero.
He was like we was talking.

(01:32:15):
I'm like, yeah, it's myopportunity.
So we all.
He got the hero.
He forgot all about this shitright?
I didn't so.
So Yo ask somebody to fuck me apot, like, yeah, bitch, a pot
of fuck.
So we all in the schoolyard,man, people in the schoolyard,
right, it's a Like we hadbasketball games back then.
Man, it was a basketball game.

Speaker 1 (01:32:34):
That's PS189, y'all Huh yeah, ps189, whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:32:38):
So you know back.
You know when the heroes.
When you got the heroes, it'sin the white paper.
So you gotta unravel that shit.
It takes time to unravel it andthey stack that shit with me,
letters all around you.
So what's up?
Yeah, but it's a hero.
We call it a hero in New York.
So the nigga opened the shit,boom, boom.
Sitting there like yeah, nigga,so he ain't know nothing about

(01:33:00):
this motherfucker.
This nigga opened that shit.
That nigga said bam, you don'twant that, yo shit.

(01:33:22):
And they get said that wholeshit.
He's like that's, I caught himright when he bout to bite that
motherfucker.
That's not the whole shot.
I smear the whole sandwich onthe floor, kicked this whole
fucking juice.
That nigga looking at me likelike he wanted to punch me.
But I was like, yeah, nigga, itwas like a long time period
that went by.
He thought I forgot Nigga, Idid not.
You know you can forget what anigga say to you, but you will

(01:33:49):
never forget how, in the chips,I smeared the sandwich on the
floor and kicked it.
Oh, oh, I'm like you can't doshit, honestly you remember them
chicken wings?

Speaker 1 (01:34:03):
this is definitely on brand for some New York ass
shit, because we not playingthat shit, we not doing that
shit down here Y'all tripping,that was a hard game to play
Chicken and watermelon.
Oh my God, we not playing that.

Speaker 2 (01:34:19):
It was a lot of fights over that game because
some people couldn't take thefact that.
You know, because a lot oftimes niggas don't last.

Speaker 1 (01:34:28):
Like the last five hours when they bought lot of
times.

Speaker 4 (01:34:29):
Niggas are on their last, like their last five hours
.
What was that with my last meal?

Speaker 2 (01:34:29):
And they bought some Chinese food and niggas say you
don't want that and smack theshit, and they're like no, I
ain't playing that game, no more, I ain't playing, I ain't
playing.

Speaker 1 (01:34:35):
And they start fighting and shit because they
ain't want to play the game.
What I don't?

Speaker 2 (01:34:43):
know who thought of it, but yo, it was like yo.
We had a lot of classicalmoments in that game, but I was
hurt, like I was hurt.
I was hurt because that shitwas smoking.
I wanted to eat the fries andthe nigga smacked it in my hand.
So I'm like you know what?
I had to eat it.
But that day I got that niggaso bad, so bad and I smeared the
shit.

Speaker 1 (01:35:02):
Was it hot wings or regular chicken wings?

Speaker 2 (01:35:04):
No, it was like back then.
It was like a $5 and you couldget like the three wings and
fries and shit like that.

Speaker 1 (01:35:11):
I can smell it right now.

Speaker 2 (01:35:12):
Boy, you know, when you open that foam, that white
foam, and the smoke is like I'mfinna go home and fry some
chicken my damn son.
Oh, that nigga smacked it outof my hand.

Speaker 1 (01:35:23):
I'm like alright, nigga, I got your ass.
That's some stupid ass shit.

Speaker 2 (01:35:26):
Yeah, try my nigga Troy, my nigga Troy, you know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:35:28):
He gonna get your ass .
He's not your nigga.
That's not your nigga.

Speaker 2 (01:35:33):
My friends would never do that.
So what would you do if a niggasmacked some great food out
your hand?
What would you do?
Great food, I said food, notgreat food, great food.

Speaker 4 (01:35:45):
What'd you do?

Speaker 2 (01:35:46):
Alright, t, that's crazy.
It's up to you.
That's not what we do.
We never did that.
Why you did that it?

Speaker 1 (01:35:53):
was like Axe Jeeves.
Hey, axe Jeeves was a real assnigga, for real.
It is Axe Terrace.
Welcome to the best segment ofall.
Listen, I got a question today.

Speaker 2 (01:36:04):
The best segment of all.

Speaker 1 (01:36:08):
Well, segment of all?
Listen, I got a question today.
The best segment of all, well,I don't know.
Well, yeah, because thissegment better than mine, and
then it's me, then it's you.
So, listen, what the fuck?
Yeah, you getting kind ofrepetitive Don't make me smack
them chicken wings out yourfucking hand.

Speaker 2 (01:36:17):
Listen, we ain't playing that game, no more.

Speaker 1 (01:36:19):
Oh we not playing that game?
No more, I thought we was inNew York.

Speaker 2 (01:36:21):
We gonna fight, fight , nigga, fuck that shit.
I'm gonna pull your hair, seeall right, listen x terrace.

Speaker 1 (01:36:28):
You know people drop questions in my inbox.
Cousin, can you help me outwith that phone for real, my
phone right there, you see thatshit dead, it ain't.

Speaker 2 (01:36:35):
That's my phone too.

Speaker 1 (01:36:36):
My phone dead oh me, okay, right here, friend, you're
at a teleport, you good, it wasdone.
Yeah, you good.
You know people drop questionsin my DMs and my inbox and all
that shit, like you know.
It's just a lot and I begetting stupid questions.
One week I had a question aboutdo pussies taste differently?

(01:36:57):
Which yes, they do.
I mean, some women wash, somedon't.
I don't know.
I don't know, but all I know isthey probably do taste
different.
I know I taste good Friend you.
Thank you, sit.
Oh, I know I taste good Y'all inthe corner All right, you know
I don't know about other womenthough, so there's a question.
Sometimes I get a questionabout you know, but I get this

(01:37:20):
question.
We talked about this questionon.
We talked about this questionbefore before, but now that
there's more women in the roomI'm gonna bring it back because
somebody asks us again.
The question was and I'm gonnadive into, because he asked a
two-part question.
The first one is does sizereally matter, which I've talked
about this before?
Yes, but the second portion hehad was if it does matter, or

(01:37:44):
you know what you know, whatevercan I supplement it with head?
That was the second part.
What was the second one?
The size matter, and if it doesmatter, can I supplement with
head.
So if it's not the biggest, butI'm good at head, is that fine?

Speaker 2 (01:38:00):
Right, oh, so you say , if size does matter, can you
supplement it with head?

Speaker 1 (01:38:04):
Like my dick little, but I give good head.

Speaker 2 (01:38:06):
Well, shouldn't it be ?
A size doesn't matter,shouldn't?

Speaker 1 (01:38:09):
be the opposite well, he, well.
He's just asking does sizereally matter?
And he's asking if I'm?
Basically he was saying, if I'mnot big, could I be, could I
get away with giving okay?
how big, are you right?
I I arranged that wrong, soapologize.
So yes, let me start with you,cousin, we might.
I would say size definitelymatters.

(01:38:30):
Now you can look at this twoways.
Two size matter because no onewants a big watermelon dick
inside of them.
No, like that, shit fuckinghurt, well, you know.
And we still need our walls,that's true.
So at that point size matter.
And then, on the other hand, noone wants a dick that's too
small Because, listen, it justkeeps squirming out.

(01:38:53):
Because after he tastes you outor whatever, you still want some
pound town.
So yeah, and these niggasalready be giving a bare minimum
anyway.

Speaker 4 (01:39:01):
Right.

Speaker 3 (01:39:02):
Yeah, they be trying to do all the grunts and shit,
what are you doing?

Speaker 4 (01:39:05):
The?

Speaker 3 (01:39:05):
bottom bare minimum anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:39:08):
That shit is crazy.
I mean I talked about thisbefore, I talked about this
before, for real.
I mean people say size don'tmatter.
Maybe size don't matter, butit's all about you know, it's
all about I can't, I can't, Icannot be graceful when it comes
to penis, because let me tellyou why Size matters.
You need to be at least ashmedium, Shmedium, yes,

(01:39:30):
Shmedium.
I'm not even going to say shme,I mean medium.

Speaker 2 (01:39:34):
Need the shme out of me, and what size is a shmedium
in inches Like?

Speaker 1 (01:39:36):
eight, like eight or nine, I was thinking like four
or five.
But Four or five that's sh,that's medium baby.
You're medium and small you'rea piece, I'm sorry, small is
still included in that medium islike seven, eight, if it's four
or five, you need to buckleyourself in that car seat, cause
it's not with me I, you don'tknow you said what it's like you

(01:40:00):
when you like when you see it,you know you be like damn you
need a mic.

Speaker 2 (01:40:06):
We can't hear you now , that's true, yeah we don't
have a mic, that's true.

Speaker 1 (01:40:10):
We don't we don't got a mic baby.
Wait on the mic.
Hold on the mic hold on the mic.

Speaker 2 (01:40:14):
Say that in the mic.
Cut the mic on.

Speaker 1 (01:40:16):
Though, yeah, cut the mic on okay, so I just feel
like every woman has apreference and every woman has a
G spot, so everything isoptional.
So if that woman ain't gettingher G spot hit, it might be a
problem for her, but that manmight have a D for another woman

(01:40:37):
and it's good for her.
So everything is preference.
I don't feel like anything islike a standard, a statement.
You are a woman that's full ofgrace.
I've noticed that and I lovethat.
I, I love that, I love that foryou.
You, you give, and it's okay,you give so much grace and I
love that for you a lot of grace.

(01:40:59):
I'm not giving these niggasgrace, okay, because they would
not give us grace.
They would not give us grace atall if it was the other way
around and people talking abouthis pussy, they would not give
us grace, no exceptions I'm notsaying, you can have what about
when they say it's not the sizeof the boat?
is the motion and ocean now?

Speaker 4 (01:41:17):
fuck, let me tell you .

Speaker 1 (01:41:18):
I'm glad you brought that up, glad you said that I
don't care about the motion.
It may be some motion in theocean, but if you don't got no
fucking boat, what motion is inthe ocean?
There's no boat there.
Where's the boat?

Speaker 3 (01:41:31):
You're talking about a kayak, not a boat.

Speaker 1 (01:41:33):
See, that's what I'm talking about.
What kind of waves are youmaking right there?
You're not doing shit.

Speaker 2 (01:41:39):
You know what I'm saying Roll, roll, roll your
boat, take me down the stream.

Speaker 1 (01:41:45):
And then it depends on what category are they trying
to be?
In yes, answer the question.
I'm asking all the ladies inthe room the men be talking
enough for me on my podcast.
You know they do I gotta pee.

Speaker 2 (01:41:56):
What's your answer?

Speaker 1 (01:41:57):
what's your answer?
Um size does matter.
Thank you, it definitelymatters, thank you.
Thank you, that's all I need tostart.
I got to explain this nigga.
It's like are you trying to bea friend Are?

Speaker 4 (01:42:11):
you trying to be a man?

Speaker 1 (01:42:12):
I can't even sit here and lie to y'all.

Speaker 3 (01:42:14):
You had a small penis before I have had some great
small penis.

Speaker 1 (01:42:17):
Oh how small, though?
Okay, let me ask though, howsmall Like pinky?
No, no, how small hot dog.
You had a shmedium no.
I had like small and a shmedium, a low medium, a small and a
shmedium.
It was like five, sixes, likewhat does this low medium?
Look like like on the hand itwas like describe with your
hands.
My question is is small?

(01:42:38):
So it can go just fine now I'mgonna tell you one thing small
dicks fall in love quick.
That is true.
That is true Small dicks dofall in love quick, because you
ain't never had nothing good forreal before.
That's why I be trying to tellyou stop giving all that grace,
because you just been having abunch of small dick people fall
in love.

Speaker 3 (01:42:59):
If the small thing touch it, that means she know
how to do Kegels.

Speaker 1 (01:43:04):
Shut up, god damn it.

Speaker 4 (01:43:09):
Lena, tell me something.

Speaker 1 (01:43:10):
I want to hear.

Speaker 4 (01:43:12):
Okay, so I'm not sparing nobody If you got a
small dick and like okay, so Iain't gonna lie y'all, I got a
kid.
Hopefully my baby daddy don'twatch this.
He the smallest one I've been,but he the.

Speaker 1 (01:43:25):
I'm sorry, but it sound like you like T-D-D, but
he just.
I'm sorry but it's not like youlike, nah, like I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:43:38):
I don't really have sex unless I'm in a relationship
I don't really do the.

Speaker 1 (01:43:41):
I love that.
You know I want to be likebecause.

Speaker 4 (01:43:44):
I gotta like you to really have sex with you and
enjoy it like I.

Speaker 1 (01:43:48):
I wanna be like you when I grow up.
So much thank you for being aninspiration to us all.

Speaker 4 (01:43:52):
I'm a lover girl, though you know what I'm saying,
so I just be chilling, you know.
But, like I said, my baby daddy, he the smallest I've ever had,
but you know he but he fuckthat shit, cousin, be real, be
real.

Speaker 1 (01:44:05):
But he know he, but he fuck that shit, cousin, be
real.

Speaker 4 (01:44:09):
I'm being real like, okay, but he know that, like,
first of all she said her babydaddy.

Speaker 1 (01:44:15):
You know what I'm saying wait, wait, wait, because
I'm on your side, lena, because, listen, she said her baby
daddy, she had a kid by this man.
That does say a lot.

Speaker 4 (01:44:25):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying it's about who'm saying
it's about who you are.
It's about who you are as a man.
If you treat the girl right, ifyou give her a ring, you give
her flowers.
Yeah, I was engaged when I hada baby.
I was not.
You know what I'm saying yeah,I don't, I don't put you know
what I'm saying he was a goodman and I loved him for real.

(01:44:47):
So, but I ain't gonna lie though.
Yes, yes, no, I'm getting therethough.
I'm getting there though, right, so, but no, no.
The thing is though but afteryou break up with him, and after
you break up with him, youdon't like him no more, you
don't want to be like yeah likeyou know, I'm saying, like you

(01:45:08):
know you're not gonna get itagain.
I'm gonna be honest.
You know it's been seven years.

Speaker 1 (01:45:13):
My small dick is not for me, and you know what I'm
gonna say.
I think about your I was 18anyway right, but you, I'm
thinking about your preference.
Oh, my bad, you, you, you knowit's just, I'm thinking about
preferences, because she did saythere's a preference.
However, I do have to say maybeI can agree with that.

Speaker 4 (01:45:30):
I'm a Gemini.
I'm not toxic.

Speaker 1 (01:45:31):
Y'all good.
Y'all good over there?
I think it is.
Maybe it's a preference, but Ialso have to remember that y'all
are like y'all tiny for real.
I can't do nothing with a smallpenis.
It's ass back here.
It got to slide.
I got to have the choo-chootrain be like.
Y'all can probably do a littlemedium.

(01:45:52):
It might work for y'all not forme, a medium is okay, large is
okay.
I'm going to be honest, I don'twant extra large.
No, I do not my coochie to bevaluable for years to come.

Speaker 2 (01:46:05):
So what is the ideal size?

Speaker 1 (01:46:09):
Six to eight inches.
Okay, I say six to eight andI'm giving six a lot of grace.
It's got to be on hard, not onsoft.

Speaker 3 (01:46:15):
Where's the ruler?

Speaker 1 (01:46:20):
You got to whip them out, you got a ruler.
What Soft or hard, yeah, yougot gotta be six inches, because
it's niggas out here that besoft don't matter and on soft,
this shit look like wow, he gotsomething now, ladies, must I
remind you if you have a goodman and he he has a small penis.
Now this is before I met myhusband back in the day.

(01:46:42):
It's ways that you can help him.
Help me grow a penis pump girl.
I done used it before.
But help me grow A penis pumpGirl I done used it before.
But the thing is about thepenis pump.
Them niggas get a penis pump.
You help them pump up they dickbitch.
They pump up they head.
Then they gonna fuck everybodyelse yeah, they gonna fuck
everybody else, get the big head.

Speaker 2 (01:46:57):
No, no, buddy you?

Speaker 1 (01:47:07):
Yes, wait what she's saying, you know?
Have you ever you know what apenis pump is?
A penis pump is like a littlething you slide on and it pumps
on the penis.

Speaker 3 (01:47:14):
So it's longer you pump it.

Speaker 1 (01:47:15):
It shows you like the numbers, so you can see each
time the numbers will go up andlet you know how much you're
pumping it up to.

Speaker 2 (01:47:22):
That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:47:23):
Yeah, you cannot, trick me, you cannot trick me.

Speaker 2 (01:47:27):
Is that just used just for the one time of sex, or
is that used?

Speaker 1 (01:47:32):
No, it helps.
Over time, over time, it helps.

Speaker 2 (01:47:34):
Oh, okay, that shit crazy, that's like a chia pet
for dicks.

Speaker 4 (01:47:39):
Yeah, because at the end of the relationship.

Speaker 1 (01:47:40):
I was like bitch see, that's why you don't help a
nigga pump that dick up.
Chia, gonna help a nigga pumpthat dick up?
Oh my god, listen, you was notacting like that when you were
small.
I say I say the consistency issize matters.
There is supposed to be motionin the ocean and if your dick is

(01:48:01):
small, get you a penis pump,and that's that's my consistency
at that point all right, my, Ijust want.

Speaker 2 (01:48:06):
This is my last two cents.
So somebody had alluded to.
I think you alluded to it.
He was like if the dick sizeain't adequate enough for the
woman, can they substitute withthe eating?

Speaker 1 (01:48:19):
Oh, with the head, with the head.

Speaker 2 (01:48:20):
So if a nigga should, say it's like you said, the
minimum is six to eight.
So if a nigga's five and a half, he just quite didn't make that
six threshold.
But the head is crazy.
You going to keep it, yes, orleave it Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:48:37):
If it's your exact scenario, if it's like five and
a half, but the head is great, Iwould keep it your exact
scenario.

Speaker 4 (01:48:43):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:48:44):
Anything under five you got them.
Exact scenario yes.
Anything under five you gotthem.
Yeah, right, I'm going to haveto agree and say no, because a
woman who really loves penislike no matter how good your
head is absolutely she's stillgoing to want to get banged up,
because I mean the head isreally like an appetizer.
It's an appetizer.
You know, what really pisses meoff is if I go to grab it and I

(01:49:07):
be.
I don't want to go to grab itand be like this If I go to grab
it.
I want to be like I don't wantto be like this Right, grab it,
swallow that bitch in one pointsecond I'm saying, though if a
nigga, if a nigga eats you andmake you squirt you still don't
want to fuck after you.
Squ that makes it more.
Yeah, you have to feel the deal.

Speaker 3 (01:49:27):
I was just asking for a friend.
I want you gotta touch walls.

Speaker 1 (01:49:31):
You gotta boom boom, you gotta.
I want a box.
Oh god, my bad, oh god, we gothim fucked up.

Speaker 3 (01:49:42):
my bad, I don't know the percentage, but can we get a
number, a percentage of howmany women actually come during
sex?
Because that's like a big mostwomen be like they don't come.
They be like y'all raising yourhand because y'all have like
y'all or y'all don't but to befair you asking that question
like it's an us problem.

Speaker 1 (01:50:00):
That's a you problem.
If you're not making me come.

Speaker 3 (01:50:02):
Oh, it ain't, I'm good, I'm just saying, I'm
saying generalize.

Speaker 1 (01:50:05):
If you're asking if a woman's not coming during sex,
that's not a woman's problem,that's a man's problem.

Speaker 2 (01:50:11):
So is that a necessity for men, Like a woman
must come.
Why the fuck we having sex ifI'm not coming?
Okay, hold on.

Speaker 3 (01:50:19):
Okay now, Because it always seems like the women
unsatisfied.
It always seems like theyalways.
It's always the women on theshort end of the stick of sex.
Right in my line, fellas, italways seem like the women are.
We can't agree with you, right?
I know, I'm just sayinggenerally, not generally
generally, just generally likethat.
The general conversation, womenalways gonna like.
It seem like the women arealways the one that's not

(01:50:40):
pleased in a generalconversation.

Speaker 1 (01:50:42):
I ain't trying to pick like individually if I'm
really into you, I'm gonnaensure that you hit that spot.
Like you know it's shit thatyou can do.
Like I feel you close to thatspot, I might got to lift a leg
up a little higher or somethingfor you to get right there.
Like you know what I'm sayingand you know what I'm a little
biased.
I teach all day during the dayin my regular.
I'm not teaching no nigga howto fuck me at night.

Speaker 2 (01:51:04):
Now, look now who must come.

Speaker 1 (01:51:08):
I'm sorry, I'm not teaching no more.
Nigga, come prepared, do yourhomework.
I'm not teaching no more.

Speaker 2 (01:51:13):
Who must come first?
Right, because as a female,female be like yo, I wanna make
my nigga come first, and thenigga's like I wanna make my
woman come first.
Is that a thing, though?
So who must come first?
That's a thing, though there'sa thing between a male and a
female?

Speaker 1 (01:51:27):
Oh, I don't care, I don't never be like you're going
to make me come first.

Speaker 2 (01:51:31):
No, no no, and you're not verbally.
Saying it in your head.
You're like, your goal is likeI got to make this nigga come.
It's a race to first Fuck it.
It's a race to first Wait, wait, wait.

Speaker 1 (01:51:42):
You think about I got to make this nigga come as if
like okay, I've been givinghands for 20 minutes, your jaw
started locking.
You started feeling thatpressure back there, right,
we've been doing it for agoddamn 25 minutes.

Speaker 3 (01:51:55):
Oh yeah, bitch is trying to make this nigga come,
I will say Just once, or likethis how many, how many, how
many, how many.

Speaker 1 (01:52:01):
How many?
No, I think it varies towards,I think, the Wait, I think Hold
on.
I think it varies like for eachperson, because there's some
men whose main mission will tomake a woman come first, that's
what they, but they don't care.

Speaker 3 (01:52:12):
That's how they get off.

Speaker 1 (01:52:13):
They want to see you come first.
Some men Some men, some Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Let me get through it.
Some men, like I said, that'ssome men's mission to make a
woman come first.
That's how they get off.
Some people don't really care,like me, if I make a man come
first, I don't care, that's justyou know.
But I would say I'm like a manat that point, because if I make

(01:52:33):
you come first, I'm talkingshit for real.
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:52:36):
Now will you be dissatisfied if it don't really
matter for me?
I don't give a fuck either.

Speaker 1 (01:52:49):
But if I had to say one, I'm going to say I think
the woman should come first,because after a man come, he
going to be talking.
I need 15 minutes, not really,nah, I need some water.
And then it's like the mooddone, died down.
I think a woman can come andkeep going.
I also think that goes towards.
I think that goes towards.
I think that goes towards thetype of niggas you fucking with

(01:53:10):
Cause.
I ain't never fucked with anigga.

Speaker 3 (01:53:13):
That's not always true.
That's not always true.

Speaker 1 (01:53:16):
Hold on, pass the mic .
I'm going back to likepreferences and people that are
just like certain shit, becausehonestly, like I want to say
this in a respectful way becauseI am in a relationship and
we're going on our three yearand I do feel like possibly we
could be getting married andwe'd be talking about kids after
three years, but I do want tosay that's why that's my boo,

(01:53:38):
like I let him down.
But I want to say like, butwithout being too like personal
and what I my shit is, but Ifeel like when a man is really
into you, he can come threetimes first, he can come as soon
as y'all ain't even did shitand it's like damn.
But if he really fuck with youand what y'all are doing, he's
still going to make sure he getsyou good, Even if it's his

(01:53:59):
third, second, fifth, sixth timey'all might be in there for a
minute and it might feel likefive, 26 minutes, whoever y'all
is and what y'all are doing.
But I feel like, at the end ofthe day, like both people are
going to be satisfied and wheny'all really, really, really
into each other, y'all coming atthe same time.
I ain't going to lie, y'alljust be looking like I ain't

(01:54:20):
going to lie, I ain't going tolie all show.
But I agree with that onebecause let me tell you if a
nigga really fuck with you.

Speaker 3 (01:54:26):
It don't matter how many times that come, bad nigga
gonna make shit shake for real.

Speaker 1 (01:54:31):
I'm impressed because it's like I done, made you go
before.
I was even like there to belike, oh, it's like you give me
a hug you hard like, oh, baby,yes, that's the energy that you
need.
That's the energy that a womanshould deserve from a man
because it's like it ain't evenlike a second thought for me to
get you there.
So when I get you there, I'mnot even mad because it's like I
know why you're there.

(01:54:52):
So you better be coming asecond time, right you?
know, what I'm saying Let mehear from husband of cousin.
Come on, husband, because youwas about to say some shit.

Speaker 3 (01:55:00):
I'm not going to say that too much.
If you're a man, you make awoman come first.
That's when a man go to poundtown.

Speaker 2 (01:55:09):
Yeah, talk your shit out, yeah yeah, I know, that's
what I'm saying.
If your mother fucking legsstart stretching, your legs
start shaking, it's up fromthere.

Speaker 1 (01:55:20):
Yeah, yeah.
First of all, he talk his shit,right, he talk his shit and she
talk some.
Talk to him, baby.
Yeah, okay, lord, I see whatyou mean.
Lord, I see what you do forothers.
Who's next Me?

Speaker 4 (01:55:36):
You got a mic already , my bad.

Speaker 1 (01:55:40):
Well, yeah, that was my ex-terrace for the day.
I'm having fun, y'all.
That was my ex-terr tears forthe day.
For real, what, the what thefuck?

Speaker 2 (01:55:47):
You didn't kill a bug .
Oh, lord the bug, I swear togod.

Speaker 1 (01:55:55):
We say his name and that shit spawned.
That's like Candyman, donaldTrump.

Speaker 2 (01:55:59):
Donald Trump, you killed that, yes, it's done.

Speaker 1 (01:56:01):
Okay, you act like you ain't never seen a bug
coming from New York.
I'm scared of bugs.
The roaches be on the leasheswith the rats.

Speaker 2 (01:56:06):
I'm scared of bugs.
The roaches be on the leasheswith the rats.
I'm scared of bugs.
You ain't kill that bitch, thatshit gone nigga, that was
actually a sting bug, actually.

Speaker 1 (01:56:11):
Mine go live.
This pun's got me feeling likeget the fuck out of my way.
F's Terrace.
If you're watching this, followme on Twitter, instagram, terr.
No matter how crazy thequestions are, we're probably
going to answer them more livefor real, because we're crazy,
so drop those questions.
Also, ending this out, sizedoesn't matter.
Go pump your penis up.
Thank you, that's nasty work,my bad.

Speaker 2 (01:56:40):
My bad, end this shit out.
Hey yo, man.
Before we end it out, man,we're going to.
Hey Lena, you want to do a redmic?
See, okay, yep, that's what I'mtalking about.
So listen, man, it's your boy,co McClain.

Speaker 1 (01:56:56):
Get the fuck out of here.
Come on, y'all ain't get it.
It's your girl Trap C.
It's your girl Ter Seven.
Oh my gosh, she fit right in.

Speaker 2 (01:57:05):
Yes, we want to hold on.
Let's give her a round ofapplause for our girl, Cousin T,
Shout out, Cousin T boy.
Yes, we were fucking with hertonight.

Speaker 1 (01:57:15):
All the buffoonery, baby.
All the buffoonery, becausethis episode is full of Sid.
This episode is so much full ofbuffoonery so I hope y'all
enjoy this as much as we did.

Speaker 2 (01:57:28):
Yes man and we signed off.
We got a very special red micrendition with our girls in the
sky.
Don't click out the video.

Speaker 1 (01:57:35):
If you're watching, don't click out the video.
This is where the intermissioncomes in.
Insert intermission here.

Speaker 2 (01:57:43):
And on that note, it's your boy CO, no advisory
and we out bang.

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