April 15, 2025 • 50 mins
Today we make our final picks in the form of almost an whole hour long video on this 15min podcast, hey why keep dragging this out (I think we did enough already). So here is part 3 of 3 of our picks for the 2025 Simply Deadpool draft.
Picks our locked in on the inaugural 2025 draft! Who will win...or die? Standings over at: www.Simplistic.Reviews
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Little, thing to get people updated on people we can't pick for going forward. Okay. Obviously, Gene Hackman is dead. Can't pick him. He was already picked by me.
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Here's some other people we can't pick. Roberta Flack, dead. Yeah. Angie Stone. People might not know who Angie Stone is.
Singer. I really yeah. Angie Stone is a singer. She's dead too. We also have, who else do we have here?
We have a yeah. I had a great list here. Can't think of the list right now, though. Alright. Maybe edit this out.
Or not. Oh my god. No. Oh, here's the update to this. Sorry.
Gina Hackman did. Dwayne Wiggins. The he was, one of the founders of Tony Tony Tony, cofounders of Tony Tony Tony. What? Tony Tony Tony has done it again?
Yeah. He's dead. He's dead. Well, one of them is dead, not the Tony Tony. Well, it's just Tony Tony.
Yeah. Yeah. It's just Tony Tony now. Yeah. Oh, just Tony.
Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who have some where was David Hodgeok's guy? Where was he when that He could be another guy. You know? He's like, I've gotta suspiciously dead ex wife. That's true.
Baywatch. Did she drown? She he was, suicide with a gunshot. She offed herself. David Johansson, who you might know as Buster Poindexter.
Gone. He had here. Yeah. I saw that recently. I loved him, man.
Yeah. Niagara Falls. Niagara Falls. Mhmm. And then we got a bunch of other people that don't matter because you they weren't gonna be a list anyway.
There you go. Alright. You're updated. Very good. Thank you, Matt.
Much appreciated. We'll kick it back to Justin. Justin? Thank you, Matt. So for round 11, we're gonna kick off.
The new order will be Matt, then DJ, then me. Matt, for round 11, who do you pick? Oh, baby, baby, baby. Who do we go with here? These are these are tricky because then we're getting into the nitty gritty Mhmm.
Of of people. The good stuff. Yeah. The good stuff. The good good or bad depending on what who do you prescribe to to, subscribe to, who you like.
Speaking of subscriptions, how about this Internet genius, Adin Ross. We all know Adin Ross. He is a streamer and a racist and loves people who aren't like him. Oh, great. Look up Aidan Ross.
He's a real piece of shit. And, you know and he's young. He's young, and so this is bringing my, my average down. Oh, you got a young one, Yeah. Yeah.
Gotta get you always gotta go for the young ones. You gotta balance them. So yeah. If this guy kicks the bucket, it'll be, you know, one less, thing for people to want. One less douche in the world?
Is there something else? One less douche in the world. That's what we're we're rooting for here. You know? You dropped those numbers, man.
Drop those numbers. Yeah. Yeah. Those are rookie numbers. You gotta pump those numbers up.
How about you, DJ? How are you gonna pump those numbers? All night this round, I'm picking people I love. This is gonna be the trip. I actually have no idea.
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The people you love to be the rookie. I need a theme. I need a theme. This is like my Alan Rickman, round where I pick all shocking deaths of people I like. My first pick Oh, no.
Is gonna be Tommy Lee Jones. Oh, no. Oof. Older actor. Does some of the grime and the greatest.
Gerard won the Oscar for for the fugitive. I just don't see him a lot anymore, and he's been about 75 years old for about thirty five years. So I know he's probably kicking around there, and, we ain't making no men in black movies anytime since. So Tammany Jones I I don't know, man. We're not making any more man of the house movies anytime soon.
That's not happening. Unfortunately not. No more under siege movies. We don't we don't want him to die. Well, talk about the fugitive.
Yes. Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Talking about fugitive. What do you got in your what do you got in your list, Justin?
I have somebody I think might mysteriously hang themselves. Oh, this might be one of my picks that you're gonna take for me. Oh, Julia Gilmore. She was the fugitive. He might go out with a choke jerk.
I don't know. But because he might be considered one of the biggest predators on the face of the earth, heard recently his defense attorney had to quit because he cannot, for the life of him, defend this person. I am talking, of course. The coin flip for me. P Diddy.
Yeah. I heard this story. Alive. I heard this story. I didn't wanna put Diddy on the list because he goes into that so evil will live forever.
I know. Well, we have a lot of people on these lists. Mysteriously die. He knows. No.
No. No. No. No. High.
Logic dictates that he will die. Top of them. A lot of them dictates for all the top of the people. Some of the high profile people, apparently, he might have dirt on them. They they you think bullseye's in Daredevil.
No. No. No. No. Bullseye is p ditty right now.
We're talking about Epstein's quality, you know, quality stuff. Evidence. He needs to change his identity and leave the world right now. I can't because he's currently behind prison. Oh, I'm sorry, buddy.
He's out of prison. You're right. Back to you, Matt. Who are you thinking for your next I feel like we need I almost need to do a double shot with Justin here because it this could have been a coin flip between who I I didn't I thought maybe he was gonna take this guy, but he didn't. He went with another character.
Mhmm. So I'm gonna go with a character who's in the same character. You're more real. This guy's a real character, everybody. This guy's a super character.
Is this a guy that's in the same prison as Pete, did he? No. Because he I think he's gonna be okay. It's not it's not the, the the guy who has a lot of, women sending naked photos. No.
He It's not Mangione. It's not him. You know? I hope he lives forever, actually. I like that guy.
We're gonna go with r Kelly. Oh, yes. Why not? You know, because Yeah. Knows the the the thing with, you know, Diddy coming out.
I'm sure R Kelly's got hated because of R Kelly. Yeah. I mean, it it's like you know? And he's been saying forever. They've been trying to kill him.
He was talking to Gail King about it. You know? True. You know, they know. He he knows.
I mean, he did he's getting a lot of little girls. So Yeah. I mean, he's one of the guys he's probably gonna he's protected in prison. He's unless somebody gets to him, he's fine. He's gonna be fine.
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Vlomax now, so he might not have to do any of that stuff, man. He's trapped in the closet. Mhmm. You know? He will bump and grind.
You know? I I can't believe he can't fly. He's he's not like Clint Eastwood, fly, pelican fly. He's not trying to get out of the trash. He's gonna be dead.
Yeah. You know, he's that's the extent of my r Kelly songbook. He's not book he's not checking into a hotel anytime soon. Not a jeep? Yeah.
No jeep. Other other people think he's a jeep. Probably. Wipe his ass like a jeep. My next pick again, this is the round of love.
I love everybody on my list here, but I think they're not gonna live till the end of the year. I'm going Robert Duvall. Oh, who? Yeah. When's the last time you Nine years before.
Robert Duvall's kicking. He's right in that Gene Ackman realm where it's like, oh, yeah. Robert Duvall. Godfather actor, fantastic actor, apocalypse now. He's done he's just banger after.
Last time I saw him was the judge with Robert Downey Junior. I think it's the last movie you think it was Is that it? Yeah. That might be the last movie you did. That might be the last movie he did.
So, yeah, I'm going Robert Downey. I don't want him to die. I want everyone in this list to live forever because they're fantastic actors and fantastic I don't know about people, but I this in terms of they've it brought me so much joy, but I think their number might be up. When your number's up There we go. Your number's up.
Your number's up. Alright. So mine, I'm gonna go with a classic actress. Oh, no. Don't pick mine.
Don't pick mine. Don't pick mine. Don't pick mine. Don't pick mine. Kim Novak.
Okay. Good. Wait. What? Oh.
Kim Novak. You might remember her from Oh, Hitchcock. Oh, Vertigo. Vertigo. Alive?
She is 92. Holy shit. Mhmm. She shout live Jimmy Stewart by a lot. By quite a bit.
Alright. So let's see. Alright. We're gonna start a guy. Yep.
Matt, who do you got? I'm gonna bring it back up to the age thing because I feel like everybody this is a run on the age. Everybody's going for the old people right now. Yeah. Yeah.
No. Gotta get it in. People gotta get the old folks in. People are thinking, you know, you gotta get the points. People are worried about points.
Well, the old ones seem to die. So Yeah. Old people want but, you know, people like Michelle Trachtenberg. It's it's nature, man. I forgot that.
Nature takes over. Michelle Trachtenberg's dead. She was 36 years old. Yeah. No.
We don't get to pick her, but she probably was on the same boat. If you got that, you would've won the hell. We would've won the whole fucking trophy. Like, we wouldn't we wouldn't be doing any more than just Liver transplant. We should've fucking knew about that.
We're you, man. You should've been on that. That's the that's the trick about these celebrities. You don't know about the shit they're going through. You know?
You knew Vanderbeek had ass cancer. I don't fucking know about these actors. They need to fucking have a voice and shit. People magazines. You know?
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I I go to the cash register. Yeah. He's he's at the cash wrap. I sell the checkout. I don't have any time for that shit.
Yeah. He fucking knows. He fucking knows. Alright. Well, I'm gonna go with somebody that you guys are probably gonna be sad that I'm I'm gonna mention, but, you know, George Lazenby.
I'm gonna throw him out there. Yep. He's a liar. George Lazenby. I I do remember he's a liar.
Except follow him on Instagram. It's not looking so good. 85 years old. He had an accident a couple years ago with his head. You know?
So, He'd be the third Bond to die, I think. Right? Yeah. Roger I guess what? Roger Moore.
Roger Moore again? Yeah. So That'd be the third. I mean and he's the one that was only in one Bond movie. You know?
Some argue one of the best Bond movies. Yeah. So I'm I'm bringing it back up. You know? You guys were on the run on the older folks?
I I got Australian. Isn't he? He's in Australia. Australia. He's an Aussie.
He's a proud a proud Aussie. The only Aussie, John. John. Only Aussie James Bond. Alright, TJ.
Who do you think? Again, this one, again, is in my love list, but it was my it was not my, pick, actually. This is my mother's pick. So I brought up the death pool. Oh, mom's getting involved.
Yeah. Hey, mom. Can I go tell family affair, everybody? I go tell me who you think is gonna die. You know what's funny when you talk to somebody about this, how they look at you first?
They're like My my mother and my sister did not. They were disgusted and then they started throwing names out of me and Yeah. It becomes fun. It becomes fun. It's extremely morbid.
We've already disclosed this. We've already It's terrible. We don't wanna see anyone die. But we've made this very clear. We don't wanna And I'm building a trophy.
So it's even better because there's an we're gonna celebrate their death by totaling up a a an object. Anyway A big a big a big phallic looking object. Mama Valentine thinks that it's gonna be a, the Fonz, Henry Winkler. Oh, yeah. What's he?
I never seen the high Barry was the last thing I saw him, man. He's a he's living in his best life. Every time you see him on Twitter, he's, like, fishing. I hope he lives forever. The Fonz is a great guy, nice as hell.
Henry Winkler. Very fantastic. His best performance maybe of all time is on Barry, not Happy Days. Oh, no. We can talk about Happy Days.
But his most iconic role is the Fonz. But his best work is probably Scream and then Barry. Barry. That's a solid pick, honestly. Not a not a bad pick.
You know, it's somebody I really like and I don't really think much about. So Yeah. I mean, thinking of dying, I think about him as a he's apparently one of the nicest people you ever The world. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Super sweet and That's my love list. I love everybody on my list this round. I told you. Well, I'm gonna go with somebody that I'm not really familiar with, but I know you guys are.
You're a lawyer. Effect. Look out. He's a wrestler. Oh.
I'm gonna go with Ric Flair. He he was a consideration for me. I I was thinking about old Have you seen his last match? I thought he was gonna die thin. Oh, I saw it live.
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Holy crap. I saw it live. It was It was like watching an old person get home. It was it was super it was very older abuse. Yeah.
Well, I felt like I was watching, like, a whole bunch. Said he had a heart attack out there. During the time? Yeah. I think he had a heart attack.
After the match. He was fucking on a different planet. Let's see. What age is Ric Flair now? One of the few wrestlers that has a rap song named after him, by the way.
75. And the old Ric Ric Flair drip. Ric Flair drip rap song named after him. Is that true? Oh, yeah.
But I think it's Migos. Right? The Migos. Yeah. Yeah.
One of them are dead. How about that? One of the Migos is That's correct. He's, 76 years old. There you go.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
The ripe old age. 76. His record's about to be broken by the Keel John Cena. So, yeah, we're at right right right right right right right right right right right right right. To my list.
I kicked the bucket. You don't know? You don't know? Well, let's go back to Matt now. Who do you think he's gonna kick that bucket?
Let's see. Let's go with another one because lately, this person has not been doing too well. Well, it's They're they're struggling out there. Mhmm. And this this person probably won't die because they believe in forces that are beyond the realm of comprehension.
I think I know who this is. I'm gonna go with the, Tom Cruise. The madman himself, Ozzy Osborne. Oh, that's a better way. That's a better way.
He's been rolling around the wheelchair a lot lately. That was going to be my Oh, he's, he's up there. He's up there. So, they're doing, like, the last tour type thing. He had a bow out of his tour this year.
He's not doing so well. Yeah. He's, not doing great, but he hasn't been doing great for a while. He's doing better than he did, but it's not I mean, he's on more than most people would ever think he would hang on. Yeah.
Right. Right. Right. So, again, I don't want him to go, but I'm sure if he went, he would Well, I might have a trick for you. My pick.
Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
Oh. DJ? Oh. Who do you think is next? Oh, we're playing a game here?
I'm picking your pick up. I'm picking my pick. No. No. You're picking the next person who thinks is gonna die.
I'm picking somebody that's gonna piss you off, Jess. Oh, that's that's fine. Michael J. Fox. No.
No. I'm not picking him. Alright. He's gonna live forever, man. I'm not gonna piss you off that much.
Who else would piss me off? Oh, wow. It's a woman. It's a woman. Mhmm.
And she's on one of these shows that, you love. Tired of it. She's a cancer survivor. Damn. And, Tired of it.
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Yeah. Damn it. Julia. Julia Dreyfus. So these are people I love.
I I I hope she lives forever. She's probably arguably the one of the Lucille Ball. Julia Dreyfus is in that conversation. It's funniest woman of all time. I would agree.
I I just think the fact that she that cancer thing came out of nowhere and went away like nothing. Like, what what do you mean? Yeah. Like, I I didn't get any specifics. So Yeah.
And she's in Thunderbolts, which is good, but I I just don't know. I don't know. You picked a woman. Mhmm. Matt picked Ozzy.
Yeah. I'm gonna go right in the middle. And I'm gonna pick Sharon Osbourne. Right in the middle. Sometimes it happens.
I mean, we my my We don't have evidence of this, Justin. Well, that's that's the fun of this game, DJ. They're right in the middle there. That's what makes this game so fun. I wanted Ozzy this round, and that took it.
And so I'm gonna go with Sharon. Why not? I'm changing one of my picks just because of that. Just to that just to spite him? Oh, it's locked in, baby.
Just to fucking spite him. I did. Just to spite him. I'll show him. I'll I'll show him who's gonna die next.
I'm gonna fix this death. I'm gonna fuck him over real good. Matt, who are you gonna fuck me over with next? Well, this is kinda more, like, again, like, part of the part of the wish list crew and stuff like that. Wish list.
Yeah. So it's, this one's kind of a the sleeper, but, you know, you never know. This this person's got a lot of problems and, just released a album that has been not not so critically loud as well too. This this is a, guy who likes to shoot women because, you know, he's a big big time dude. Rapper Tory Lanez.
I'm gonna throw him out there. Yeah. I don't know who this is, but alright. This is, like, this is the guy that shot, Megan Thee Stallion and went to jail for it. Foot shot her in the foot, I believe, in a nightclub.
It was like a footer. Glad. I know nothing about this story. Yeah. He's he's a real piece of shit.
Uh-oh. That's Megan Thee Stallion you saw the thing I knew was she was twerking with She Hulk. That's all I remember. Yeah. I mean, she's she's grown up since then, you know, graduated college and everything.
You know? She's she's moved on with her life. You know? So so totally again, a a sleeper. He probably won't die.
You know? But, you know Is he in jail right now? Is this supposed to be real? He's in prison. He's in prison, but somehow he released his album from prison.
I guess the early review of it was, like, this is prison rap for prisoners. Did he see why he shot Megan Asaulian in the foot? I think he was just upset. Clearly. He's got a short temper, obviously.
I mean, it'd be weird if he wasn't upset by shooting somebody. He's got a very short temper, this guy. He, he It's a trigger fear. He has a, he has a impulse control problem to say the least. Yep.
Giving people the feet, you know. Or he, he can't control himself and, you know Yes. Pops off early, if you get what I mean. He's one of those. Yeah.
He's one of those. Yeah. He's one of those. Yeah. He's one of those.
Yeah. He's one of those. One of those. Yeah. One of those man, Yep.
DJ, who do you have? My last pick, is Bob Dylan. Ah, yes. Didn't show up at the Oscars. It didn't show he he's been Yeah.
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But he's just a cranky bitch. Just a cranky He's a loser. I mean, can I just say can I be on record real quick? Go ahead. Sure.
Don't care for him. Never did. Really? Don't care. Come on about Dylan.
Is he that good? I'm going to smear some weird behavior. I They say he's the most hilarious generation. He's that good. Justin, you need to listen to my music.
What do you think? I think he made this movie happen, and he didn't show up for the Oscars because he's Did he have anything to do with the movie? Oh, yeah. He wrote he he gave him, like, a lot of lines were like, he was his creative gave him the music. Input was in the movie, but he was not, like, Timothy Chaloner was talking about.
See him doing any of it. Yeah. Okay. Alright. Well, there you go.
I think he's sick, and he he that was kinda, like, their secret missing him. That's what I think. Yeah. Well, my next pick is also a fraudster. Another fraudster.
He's convicted felon. Oh, well, I don't know. These convicted felons. A TV program Oh. Called the PTL club.
Does that ring a bell, anybody? No. His wife, Tammy. Tammy Wynette? Baker.
Tammy Faye. I'm going with Jim Baker. Jim Baker's alive too. Joe Biden. He's like old as fuck.
I did research, buddy. What? I'm trying to win this fucking trophy. Eight five years old. Did did Andre Garfield play him in a movie?
He did. He did. And, isn't Jessica James? That's why he played him. Tammy Faye Bakker.
Yep. Not too shabby, Not not bad. I mean Oh, yeah. He's a bit of a shyster, that guy. A bit of a piece of shit.
So I wouldn't A little bit of a fuck? A little bit of a little bit of an asshole. A little bit of a pastor. A piece of fuck. A piece of fuck is, like, what we like to call it.
Piece of fuck, I would say, is pretty apropos for him. He's not gonna I mean, use religion to scam people out of their money, so maybe God will kill him? Let's talk about another piece of shit since I have the next pick. Oh. Go ahead.
Yes. Another pick. A man who we alluded to earlier when DJ talked about William Shatner killing his wife. Uh-oh. I am picking ninety five year old Robert Wagner.
Oh. Oh. Will we finally get the evidence that we need to convict him? Fucking know it. I hope to god.
He's gonna take it to his grave. Where's walking? Where's walking? You were there walking. You should say something.
He's there. He was there. I was there. I was there. Why are you biting his name?
I did not. How would he kill her? Why would he kill her? There's a whole thing there. If you don't know the story, there's a lot there.
Number two Very angry at that time. Mhmm. Very angry young man. Very angry. Very, frustrated in front of public with Natalie.
What was the show called? Scarecrow and missus King? Is that what the name of the show? Yeah. Scarecrow.
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Is that what it was? Scarecrow and missus King. Is that what you're talking about? Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. That sounds right. I just pulled that out of my ass. Just pulled that out of your ass. It says alright to me.
So Pulled it right out. Next up is gonna be Matt. Who do you have? This is one I think that slipped through the cracks. But, again, I think everybody's just kind of forgotten about this, this person, you know.
But another another jailbird, another currently in jail, bird here. Currently. We're going we're going this this this, person was a very famous spokesperson for a very, very long time and still still lives as as far as I know unless, they were buried a long time ago. We're going with Jared Fogle. As you might know him, Subway Jared or Jared from Subway.
That he got he's still kicking in jail. Well, well, I I think I think somebody else is kicking him in jail. Somebody's kicking him. You know? Subway King himself.
Subway King David Koresh's ass. Not David Koresh. Excuse me. Jeffrey Dahmer's ass. Jeffrey Dahmer's ass?
He's he's still alive as far as I know. I I don't I don't check jail records that often unless I'm looking to bail somebody out, which he's not one of them. The supersized to me guy dies in it as a fraud. The subway guy goes to jail as a creep. Yeah.
Not just any creep. Not not your run of the mill creep. You know? They're oh, man. Creep.
He's he's a big time, you know. Hopefully, he's been, you know, working out, gaining maybe he's gaining that subway, that that pre subway guy back. I think the only thing he's putting in the mouth off. The subway guy. Yeah.
For sure. He's been footlongs on a daily basis. He's getting a lot of meat there. A lot more than $5. I'll tell you this.
Inflation's a bitch for that guy. Won't know the difference between a yawn and a fart with his fucking ass and put it on the grill. Out of his mouth? He's got a He's got a throat queef. I have no sympathy for that piece of shit.
Anyway, around I don't think any of us do. I'm glad we can all come together on this. They're all coming together on him. I mean, it's right there. It's written.
See, I really forgot about that guy, but, yeah, he's still alive, though. The queers didn't. What do you call him in Shawshank Redemption? Who the queers is what they call him in there? Fuck.
I'm gonna open up my fly. You're gonna take what I give you. If you are we in the third round? We're in the third round. Right?
Well, you you this is round 16. Oh, it's big. Currently, so we got how many more? We're we're we're we're You guys We're on we're on the back end of Four more left after this pick. So you got DJ, you have five.
So I'm gonna go with my my heater. This is my heater, my fastball, my 99 mile per hour right here. And you kinda hinted at it, Justin. You were talking about somebody Murders. Was in jail but has a bull's eye on his back.
Oh. I'm going with somebody traumatized by that. I'm going with Justin Bieber. Oh. Given to me by my sister.
You think he knows too much? Think he's from what Taylor told me, little inside dope, he's a little traumatized from what I mean. Have been molested, I believe. Yay. Yes.
He was covered in white party. Mhmm. He's a believer. A baby might have been used on him. He's an he's an arsenal fan, so I should not be rooting for this.
But from what Taylor told me From from the ins from his inside source? Inside source. Well, very nice. Saying. That's a very good pick.
He's on the younger side too. So I wanna get those points, good morning. Those points. Well, since nobody has picked them, we're at a point right now where I decided to pick him Okay. For everyone.
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Oh, this is a group. So I'm gonna do since we have four left, I think, why not? We all want him to die, and I think since this is our first year doing it And if you don't agree, you're a piece of shit. Every year, we pick a person and we all get bonus points when they die. Oh.
So this isn't my pick. This is the pick for all three of us. This channel's pick. This is a bonus pick. This is around 16, let's say.
78 year old Donald Trump. Not gonna happen. Hey. Hey. Hey.
Hey. Hey. We can't even wish his death. That's I was gonna see. Crime.
I hear you. But the the amount of weird shit that's been happening lately, this could be even weirder when he dies and the other couch fucker comes into play. So if he dies, we all get those points. So it can be anyone's game. I think that man lives forever.
He lives he did out with me. Let's put it out there into the ether, DJ, and say, if he dies I don't wanna be on watch list, Justin. We I've got I can't say that this is this is called exhibit a. This is just the game? What they call it.
Yeah. We're just playing a game. None of this is John Hinckley probably thought the way you did. I don't know. No.
But, I mean, well, Jodie Foster was talking to him. Jodie Foster's around somewhere. Yeah. So that's a good that's a good amount of points right there because he is older. It's possible 78.
But he's 78. Yes. He's gonna live forever. He's president of The United States. Alright.
He just he passed out. There's other dead presidents, DJ. Now that that's out. Like the movie? Jason Lawrence State?
Yeah. Yeah. Lawrence State. I'm gonna go Yes. The route you guys were just talking about Oh.
Fucking little boys. Oh. Wait. Wait. Wait.
Wait. Wait. Just prison. Okay. Yeah.
We're gonna go with 81 year old Jerry Sandusky. Oh, is he still alive? Really? Maybe he is. Yes.
I thought no. We we we we We're checking up on Jerry's I think we might have to we might have to check. Hey. Somebody check on Jerry's sent us Jerry. Jerry, you okay?
Yeah. According to my research, he's We're gonna have to check with our producer here for a sec. I'm looking here. Anyone? Dottie's spouse.
Dottie's still alive too. Oh, okay. Well Oh my god. Why not? Remember, Jerry Sandusky was, if your kids don't know who he is, he Oh, kids know.
Alright. They don't wanna remember, but they know. And they were kids. They they were they were kids, so they do remember. All kids know.
I'm not mister Tim. They run across Sandusky. They know. They went through the last Sandusky Road. Nittley Criens.
Oh, boy. We're not trying to make light of child rape at all. But, you know Just man, it's such a rough, rough, rough We like to bring up we like to bring up the demon. We like to break dig up the skeleton. So I didn't I didn't tell him to do it.
He did it. What? Or do you have a did it on his own? He did it. Yeah.
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And your boy, Joe Pesci Joe Pesci. Lot of that happened. Joe Pesci do. Joe Pesci was a boss. You listen, you motherfucker.
You can't fucking kids. Did Joe Pesci play him? Joe Paterno played him in the movie. Did he play the movie? Oh, I'll look it up.
Sandusky story? Latino. He played Paterno, Joe Paterno. Sorry. I thought it was, because where was Joe Joe Peche.
Thought it was, like What movie was this? I It was an ESPN movie. I could've sworn it to somebody else. I thought it was, like, I thought it was, like, De Niro or, like, I mean, Peche Wait. Wait.
Wait. Wait. I'm looking at it here. It's called Pecheno. Don't play Don't play Don't play Don't play Don't play Don't play Don't play Don't play Don't play.
I get a little like Oh, it was like sorry. It was Pacino. Pacino. Yeah. It was Pacino.
Wrong guy. Sorry. Wrong guy. It is odd because He fucks kids. I don't fucking know.
I got the football. I got the football. Jerry, I told you to stay away from the kids. What are you doing? I think the best cast would've been I understand.
Pesci would've been better. Pesci would've been better. Brown eye. I got the bottles. Pesci would've been better.
He has a voice. They got the same voice. Like, Jerry voice. Jerry, it's fresh down holding We need a we need a quarterback sneak. Quarterback sneak.
Let me show you how to chew a piece of hogom where they get stick in your mouth. We call it Bubbalicious. I'm sorry that the chicken got dried out. Yeah. Well, you know, they they what they call now, they call Jerry Sandusky a juicy fruit.
Yeah. Oh, wow. Yeah. Yeah. That's his nickname in prison.
Very nice. Yeah. Juicy fruit. Well, juicy fruit, Matt, who do you got next? Jerry Sandusky's still alive.
Holy shit. Yeah. He's still alive, which is shocking. Probably not. Yeah.
Definitely. Not that we're putting this not that we're putting this I mean, I'm putting that one out. This is At least that one I'm putting. This is this should be the the the the the sales pick. That's like piece of shit right there.
I mean, not yeah. Not that we're putting this into the into the world, but we are. That one I am. I'm telling you. I am.
Please. Please. How about how about this one? This one's a sleep this one's a little bit of a sleeper, but it it might go under the radar. Because this person has kinda disappeared, and he's a piece of shit too.
James Woods. Oh, yes. Yes. Hey. Oscar winner James Woods for Oppenheimer because he was a producer on the movie.
That guy, James Woods, Hades. Yeah. Really? Yeah. Producer of Oppenheimer, James fucking Woods.
DJ speaking the truth. That's crazy. That is a fact. Douchebag. I think he's a big old douchebag.
Yeah. He's a he's he's a he's a, convertor. He did play hell the the Hades and Hercules. Okay. He did.
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This is this is the problem with some some of these people. We like some of their shit. They're pretty good. They're pretty good. Chris, we we like James Woods up until about, what, 05/1414, '14, '14, '14, '15, '14, '14, '15, '14, '15, '15, '16, '15, '16, '16 Fucking James Wood.
Okay. I take it now. James Woods' career. James Woods is good, man. I like that one.
It's a good pick. Good actor. Good actor. Good actor. Good idea.
Piece of shit. I'm going with, another pick for my family. Yeah. Oh, they got some good picks. Pick.
Got some good picks. Which I didn't think about, but, man, it would be catastrophic and really rare because the last person in this personal position had the job for seventy five plus years, and he would have only had it for three. I'm going king Charles. Ah, yes. That's that's a solid pick.
He's old. He has got some issues. And he would be one of the the the well, not one of the, shortest reigning, kings or queens. I think he's gonna be. Yeah.
He's gonna be because queen Elizabeth was a queen He's on my list. Elizabeth was yes. Like, seventy five years as queen. Seventy to eighty five years? He is gonna have for, like, three, four years?
I was gonna pick them in my my my next three. He's got the gout, man. He's got the bad gout. He's got the gout. He's got the gout, man.
Have you ever had gout? I thought I did, but I didn't. It sucks. It doesn't feel good. I've had it in my finger.
Yeah. It's the crystals in your joints. Yeah. It doesn't feel good. He's got some, some pudgy fingers.
I see. Well, that's that's because he's like an old rich white guy. Oh, cool. From NASA, Buzz Aldrin. Come on.
How are you finding that these people are alive? I thought Buzz Aldrin died in the Transformers movie. He did. Now he's gonna die in real life. That's not the real life.
Life. Holy shit. Jesus. Neil Armstrong alive? Neil dead.
Yeah. Neil gone. Neil gone. Neil gone. Look at that.
You walking that moon? He's he's a real moonwalker now. He's he's he's moonwalking with Michael Jackson. With Michael right now. Jesus.
I had to bless all of you who was alive. He was, like, nine when did that transformers movie come out? Like, ten years ago? He was, like, 90 then. How old is he?
Who? He's been 90 for a while. He who? Buzz? Buzz was in the transformers movie.
95. He's 95 right now. Oh my god. I think it's 85 when he did that movie. Holy shit.
Old as fuck. Oh my god. Good for him. Mhmm. Did he punch a reporter in the face once?
He did. Yeah. He wears, like, six watches too. It's a whole thing. He's a he's a bit of bizarre guy.
Hold on. Yeah. I'm not gonna get into the watch thing. Yeah. We're not gonna get into the whole watch.
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Yeah. Come on. People wear watches all the time. You know? Come on.
What what the hell? Matt, who are you watching to die? Who if I who's on my death watch right now? You're on the clock. Yeah.
Who's whose whose time is ticking? Who's ticking? Who who's who's, the sands of time or is come going away in the in the booking.com, Airbnb into the ground, are you? Who am I Airbnb ing into the great beyond? Into this great beyond?
Who's booking their flights to the dirt map? Yeah. What other ones do we got here? Who's Expedia.com and you Who's got a who's got a one way tickets to, to the great blue Yonder? Says Airbnb.
Yeah. I'd like to get to a plot of land on the left. We still we still charge you 200 for cleaning. Yeah. We could we could have a little fucking nanny cam and you're great.
Who's gonna try to who's gonna try and fit five people with a two better in in a in a two room Airbnb to hell? I'm I'm gonna this one this one's another deep cup. But, you know Oh. These these the people in in this profession, they usually have short lives, shorter lives. The these are wrestlers, You know?
So and this is one people don't think about, but, you know, who knows? This could happen. And I I was really trying to go through wrestles who might have the chance to kick in the bucket because you never know when they're gonna go. Smitty. I'm going with not Shawn Michaels, but I'm going with his tag team partner, Marty Gennetti.
He's been illed. He's been a little crazy. He's he's a rat. Out of his fucking rocker or Yeah. Yeah.
He was one of the rockers with the, you know, Shawn Michaels. Got kicked through a plate glass window by Shawn Michaels, sweet chin music. Well, he he got sweet chin music and thrown through the plate glass. Oh, yeah. You're right.
They kicked it in the middle. On the, on the barbershop with the Brutus of Barber beefcake, which I I think he might be dead too. I have to double check that. Not sure. Right?
The whole court sometimes die oddly. Marty Jannetty is one of those guys who's, had some problems in the past. You know? I don't I don't want him to to to go, but, hey, you know, things things things a lot of wrestlers on your list. Well, they don't they don't they they sometimes live short lives.
It's true. It's true. I wanna go with somebody. This one's gonna hurt for me if it happens. Oh, this is a hurt one.
Hurt pick. It can't hurt me. It's gonna hurt today. Bill Duke. Oof.
Bill Duke. Bill Duke. If you don't remember who Bill Duke is, he's in this little movie called predator, and he breaks a razor on his he's such a hard ass. He shave him with a big shaver, and it breaks on his cheek. Because he hates Eighty two years old.
82 years old. Yeah. I'm a have me some fun. I'm a have me some fun in heaven. He's not gonna make it.
Yeah. Really? Is he doing is he doing poorly, or does he's getting I don't know if you've seen him re he and he's a cool cool still cool as shit. Every day, you see him as cool as fuck. He's a commando and predator.
That's a fucking resume right there. It's all you need. Some people don't they would call that a career. I would stop making movies. He's in an x men movie, but who cares?
He's in predator named commander. Commando, excuse me. Hey. Well, Bill Duke. Yeah.
He I'm surprised he's still alive, actually. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
He always kinda seems like he's about to die. Because Billy died, and we all thought that, you know, Billy was Oh, yeah. Well, Billy couple years ago. Yeah. Billy also was pretty problematic, individual.
All the Sonny, wasn't Sonny what's his last name? Sonny Latham. Sonny Latham. Latham. Yeah.
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Apparently, he was insane. Yeah. He's crazy. Bill Duke talked about it. Bill Duke talked about messing in the memory.
Psycho. Yeah. He he had he had some screws loose there. Well, I'm gonna go with one I don't wanna see die either. Okay.
And I know we all probably don't wanna see him die, but, it's gonna happen. Oh, good. Tim Curry. You know what? I was thinking about him.
Yep. Why they think of Tim Curry? And that's a good pick because he is He's a great pick. He's been on the ropes for He's been holding on, man. On for a minute too.
Yeah. He's been on. He hasn't been doing well for a while. Damn. No.
One of the most iconic he's played icon after icon, banger after banger, character actor. Oh, I gotta change one of my picks because of this. Holy shit. That's a good thing. This is throwing threw you away.
This is throwing the game. Threw me off a little bit. I gotta go to the other one, Brad. Throwing everything through. Well, you have time because Matt's up next.
Oh, yikes. See, now we're now we're getting into the the, into the nitty nitty gritty. Gritty. Nitty gritty here. Nitty gritty.
Nitty gritty. Nitty gritty. Nitty gritty. Let's go through this list here. Now we're we're getting we're getting tricky here.
Let's go let's go to the ones that I was kind of definitely, you know, thinking about here. Been doing you know, we're gonna go to a musician here. Of course, you never I've never quite seen musicians go, you know, but there's some Does his first name begin with a p? No. Oh, you think of the Beatle?
You think of the Beatle? Well, not that Beetle. You know? Well, there there's two Beatles left, but it's not gonna be him. I think he's gonna be for some reason, those the Beatles last, well, these two have some staying power.
We're gonna go with it's a tough one. I I really don't wanna say this one. This kinda goes hand in hand with my first my first pick that I did way back in the beginning of this. Say it. Going with Willie Nelson.
Willie Nelson. Oh, that's a good pick too. It's a bad pick. I think he's gonna live a long time doing all that potty smokes. He's been struggling a little bit health health wise.
She's had to cancel some shows and Yeah. Yeah. You know, he's definitely been a no. But, again, I don't want I don't want Dolly to go, and I don't want Willie to go. You know?
I don't want either of them to go. You know? So but sometimes you gotta make these picks that that hurt. You know? And I think even the, the next pick I make might hurt too depending on how it goes, if it if it comes back.
Mhmm. Mhmm. So yeah. Willie. I don't want Willie to go.
Lots of emotion on this this draft. Lots of emotion. It's it's an emotion. This is taking its toll now. That we we we can't all have Jared Fogle from Subway.
No. Or Sandusky. Or Sandusky or Diddy. Or Diddy. Or Mike Lindell.
How many predators do you have in your list? It's just Harvey Weinstein. It's quite a few predators, don't we? Yeah. I I have the guy from You have the guy from the guy from here.
We'll get ready. You have the original predator. Oh, DJ. Mhmm. What do you pick next?
I got this is my last pick? Or I got two picks. Right? You got one more after this one. So I and I got three people on this list.
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Yeah. And your pick fucked me up, so I gotta I'm sorry. I'm gonna go with the the the big one, and then I'll I'll I'll decide later that the other two are close. But you gotta see you gotta go with the one you think now because what if it gets taken? Yes.
I'm going with the big one, because I don't think you guys are gonna have the other two. And it's a it's a singer too. I'm going Matt's route. Oh, no. Is the music around?
Is the music around? This is the this is the day the music died. If I could turn back town. No fucking way. But, hey.
Going with Cher. She could pick. Going with Cher, bro. She looked she looked pretty good on that I'm just fucking like a 20 year old. And you believe in my bad luck, love.
No, Cher. You're gonna die. Woah. Look at that. That's a threat.
You're gonna die. No. It's like, I'm gonna see two words. I wouldn't see that. I would've seen out of it.
I would've seen that you don't think slap out of it. No. Sharers, she's, again, another icon, but I think how old is she? I don't even know. She has so much plastic surgery.
I don't even know. I think she's, like, 80 years old. No. Maybe. I think she's, like, maybe 75.
She's 77. Dude. She's, man. Maybe she might be Sunny Bowdo was her husband. That's a long fucking time ago.
She's got a while. She is 78 years old. Yeah. She's, like, man, she's right there. Mhmm.
She's the it's a shocker. She's like the David Bowie death. You know what I'm saying? That's what I'm going for right there. Yeah.
Yeah. It comes out of nowhere. You're like, oh, man. Look at this fucking retrospective of Cher. You're gonna see all our movies and all our music, and we play on the radio.
Shamban. Like, to Justin's point, she is fucking that 20 year 20 year old barista. You know. He's, like, taking his lifeblood from him. I think he's sucking the life force out of her literally and figuratively.
Maybe. Hey. Well, I'm gonna change my pick and continue with the theme that we got going here. And, I'll add Phil Collins. Oh.
You son of a fuck. That is Miami royalty right there. Hey. He has one of the greatest ones of all wants it. These are But his health has been in decline for quite a bit.
Dare you. His daughter's even hot. How dare you? I mean Oh, Lily Collins. I always forget that Lily Collins is his Yes.
So weird. Oscar winner, Phil Collins, maybe the most iconic fucking Miami song of all time. Oh, I agree. Made by Phil fucking Collins. Look, man.
We agree. Don't wanna see it, but, unfortunately his health is not so great. That'll be okay. Fantastic. Well, Matt, who is your last pick of the 2025 Simply Deadpool draft?
Let's see. Now do we do I go out with somebody that we're not expecting, or do I just put it out there in team members? This person won't be worth a lot, but it's it's worth a lot to all of us, Mhmm. Honestly. And I'm gonna end this whole thing with I feel like we've thought for a while this person might be fighting it, but they they've they've stood strong.
I'm gonna end this whole thing with Mel Brooks. That will hurt too. Yeah. It's it's not a good one. That will hurt.
98. He's getting up. I didn't even wanna put him on my list because He's not even he's almost not even worth the points. Yeah. It's That's not even worth That's why I was that's why I was like, should I stay away from this or Two pointer.
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I stay away from Michael J Fox. I was like, I don't want anything to do with that. I don't want But you can you can afford it. You got the bonus. 10.
Yeah. So Yeah. Yeah. I I I could take a chance. So it's almost like betting on an 88 year old to, you know He's and he got that baseball movie coming out with fucking Josh Gad.
She gets to switch places. Yeah. Fifth only. Yeah. I was just I was just reading a a good article about him.
They were talking about John Candy and how, John Candy and, Mel Brooks didn't think that Bill Bill Pullman was very funny. But John Candy stuck up for Bill Pullman and said, you know what, Mel? You give him a good line. And he gave, Bill Pullman a good line and, Mel Brooks, you know, was was happy with Taken that's in the movie now these days. Thank John Candy for that, but also for Mel Brooks.
Thanks. I thank John Candy for a lot. That's for sure on him. Yeah. Funny fucking guy.
Beat down your goddamn knees for fucking John Candy. DJ, it's you, up to you. You have the last pick. It's a it's a coin flip. I'm flipping a coin.
I gotta flip a coin in my brain. It's always next year. It's always next year. Yeah. It is next year.
But I think this Or is there? Or is there. You know what I'm saying? Might be illegal to do this next year. I'm gonna I'm gonna leave this person because I think because I got two.
I'm going with the shocker instead of the might. Make more sense. Shocker. The shocker? Like, the shocker?
The Shocker. I'm going with Zac Efron. Zac Efron. Wow. Particular reason why or just to put it out there?
I don't know if you saw Iron Claw. He fucked up because he got into an accident. Yeah. But he was on a lot of stuff to get that physique. A lot of non natural things to get that.
You don't get that big by just eating chicken. That's a lot of those rules in that body right now. Chicken. That big area. You can argue you can argue any of those, those those guys in that movie.
Yeah. Yeah. But he was one of the biggest, I think. He was one of the I mean, the guy from the bear, Jeffrey whatever or whatever his name is. He wasn't that Allen, whatever.
Larry Allen White, whatever he feels as big as Zac Efron. But I feel like he's slimmed back down, old Zach. Zac Zac Efron's always been, like, a very spelt guy. He's been cut for a while, but I that movie, I think, took a lot out of him. I think it took a lot out of him.
I haven't really heard a lot about Zac Efron since that movie. Yeah, man. Yeah. Wow. Man.
There you have it. Ladies and gentlemen, the draft is set 2025 death draft. We're gonna see who wins. You can keep up on social media. When people die, we will post, and we will keep things going.
You can check on simplistic. Reviews for all these listings just so you can see what's going on, but I don't know. How do you guys feel about the draft? You guys are feeling good? I I the person I left off the list, it feels like I had, like, his fate in my hands.
I was like, he's like, please don't pick me. Don't go pick me. Don't go pick me. Don't go pick me. So oh, man.
You're like that. You're you're the emperor? I'm like, yeah. I did the the communist. Like, okay.
You live today. Here. Here. You make it one more year. Yeah.
So I'm sorry. Nobody will We'll see how it goes this year. I think, like we were saying, as we do our movie commentaries, when we play our little game, Maybe we can have a little something something. Maybe we can throw in a trade type thing. We could do drafts for next year, the year before, or the year after.
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So we will definitely be working all that out, so stay tuned. This is our first year doing it. We're organizing it all together, and this is gonna continue for thirty fucking years. That's for sure. Well, we're not sure.
We might be able to watch this because of the Donald Trump. I think by the time we get to it, it's good. We're gonna pick our us to die. Yeah. Well, you know.
Hope that should be the only Which one of us die next? The ultimate the ultimate I am the only black guy here is The black guy always dies first. Black don't crack, though. I I might not crack, but we do drop. Oh, you know?
But usually, there's, like, white women around. Good doing it. It's frustrating. Where's my women at? Get the white women out here.
Wait a while. Where's the white women at? Get in here. Cindy Sweeney, get in here. Get in here.
Little, thing to get people updated on people we can't pick for going forward. Okay. Obviously, Gene Hackman is dead. Can't pick him. He was already picked by me.
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Here's some other people we can't pick. Roberta Flack, dead. Yeah. Angie Stone. People might not know who Angie Stone is.
Singer. I really yeah. Angie Stone is a singer. She's dead too. We also have, who else do we have here?
We have a yeah. I had a great list here. Can't think of the list right now, though. Alright. Maybe edit this out.
Or not. Oh my god. No. Oh, here's the update to this. Sorry.
Gina Hackman did. Dwayne Wiggins. The he was, one of the founders of Tony Tony Tony, cofounders of Tony Tony Tony. What? Tony Tony Tony has done it again?
Yeah. He's dead. He's dead. Well, one of them is dead, not the Tony Tony. Well, it's just Tony Tony.
Yeah. Yeah. It's just Tony Tony now. Yeah. Oh, just Tony.
Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who have some where was David Hodgeok's guy? Where was he when that He could be another guy. You know? He's like, I've gotta suspiciously dead ex wife. That's true.
Baywatch. Did she drown? She he was, suicide with a gunshot. She offed herself. David Johansson, who you might know as Buster Poindexter.
Gone. He had here. Yeah. I saw that recently. I loved him, man.
Yeah. Niagara Falls. Niagara Falls. Mhmm. And then we got a bunch of other people that don't matter because you they weren't gonna be a list anyway.
There you go. Alright. You're updated. Very good. Thank you, Matt.
Much appreciated. We'll kick it back to Justin. Justin? Thank you, Matt. So for round 11, we're gonna kick off.
The new order will be Matt, then DJ, then me. Matt, for round 11, who do you pick? Oh, baby, baby, baby. Who do we go with here? These are these are tricky because then we're getting into the nitty gritty Mhmm.
Of of people. The good stuff. Yeah. The good stuff. The good good or bad depending on what who do you prescribe to to, subscribe to, who you like.
Speaking of subscriptions, how about this Internet genius, Adin Ross. We all know Adin Ross. He is a streamer and a racist and loves people who aren't like him. Oh, great. Look up Aidan Ross.
He's a real piece of shit. And, you know and he's young. He's young, and so this is bringing my, my average down. Oh, you got a young one, Yeah. Yeah.
Gotta get you always gotta go for the young ones. You gotta balance them. So yeah. If this guy kicks the bucket, it'll be, you know, one less, thing for people to want. One less douche in the world?
Is there something else? One less douche in the world. That's what we're we're rooting for here. You know? You dropped those numbers, man.
Drop those numbers. Yeah. Yeah. Those are rookie numbers. You gotta pump those numbers up.
How about you, DJ? How are you gonna pump those numbers? All night this round, I'm picking people I love. This is gonna be the trip. I actually have no idea.
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The people you love to be the rookie. I need a theme. I need a theme. This is like my Alan Rickman, round where I pick all shocking deaths of people I like. My first pick Oh, no.
Is gonna be Tommy Lee Jones. Oh, no. Oof. Older actor. Does some of the grime and the greatest.
Gerard won the Oscar for for the fugitive. I just don't see him a lot anymore, and he's been about 75 years old for about thirty five years. So I know he's probably kicking around there, and, we ain't making no men in black movies anytime since. So Tammany Jones I I don't know, man. We're not making any more man of the house movies anytime soon.
That's not happening. Unfortunately not. No more under siege movies. We don't we don't want him to die. Well, talk about the fugitive.
Yes. Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Talking about fugitive. What do you got in your what do you got in your list, Justin?
I have somebody I think might mysteriously hang themselves. Oh, this might be one of my picks that you're gonna take for me. Oh, Julia Gilmore. She was the fugitive. He might go out with a choke jerk.
I don't know. But because he might be considered one of the biggest predators on the face of the earth, heard recently his defense attorney had to quit because he cannot, for the life of him, defend this person. I am talking, of course. The coin flip for me. P Diddy.
Yeah. I heard this story. Alive. I heard this story. I didn't wanna put Diddy on the list because he goes into that so evil will live forever.
I know. Well, we have a lot of people on these lists. Mysteriously die. He knows. No.
No. No. No. No. High.
Logic dictates that he will die. Top of them. A lot of them dictates for all the top of the people. Some of the high profile people, apparently, he might have dirt on them. They they you think bullseye's in Daredevil.
No. No. No. No. Bullseye is p ditty right now.
We're talking about Epstein's quality, you know, quality stuff. Evidence. He needs to change his identity and leave the world right now. I can't because he's currently behind prison. Oh, I'm sorry, buddy.
He's out of prison. You're right. Back to you, Matt. Who are you thinking for your next I feel like we need I almost need to do a double shot with Justin here because it this could have been a coin flip between who I I didn't I thought maybe he was gonna take this guy, but he didn't. He went with another character.
Mhmm. So I'm gonna go with a character who's in the same character. You're more real. This guy's a real character, everybody. This guy's a super character.
Is this a guy that's in the same prison as Pete, did he? No. Because he I think he's gonna be okay. It's not it's not the, the the guy who has a lot of, women sending naked photos. No.
He It's not Mangione. It's not him. You know? I hope he lives forever, actually. I like that guy.
We're gonna go with r Kelly. Oh, yes. Why not? You know, because Yeah. Knows the the the thing with, you know, Diddy coming out.
I'm sure R Kelly's got hated because of R Kelly. Yeah. I mean, it it's like you know? And he's been saying forever. They've been trying to kill him.
He was talking to Gail King about it. You know? True. You know, they know. He he knows.
I mean, he did he's getting a lot of little girls. So Yeah. I mean, he's one of the guys he's probably gonna he's protected in prison. He's unless somebody gets to him, he's fine. He's gonna be fine.
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Vlomax now, so he might not have to do any of that stuff, man. He's trapped in the closet. Mhmm. You know? He will bump and grind.
You know? I I can't believe he can't fly. He's he's not like Clint Eastwood, fly, pelican fly. He's not trying to get out of the trash. He's gonna be dead.
Yeah. You know, he's that's the extent of my r Kelly songbook. He's not book he's not checking into a hotel anytime soon. Not a jeep? Yeah.
No jeep. Other other people think he's a jeep. Probably. Wipe his ass like a jeep. My next pick again, this is the round of love.
I love everybody on my list here, but I think they're not gonna live till the end of the year. I'm going Robert Duvall. Oh, who? Yeah. When's the last time you Nine years before.
Robert Duvall's kicking. He's right in that Gene Ackman realm where it's like, oh, yeah. Robert Duvall. Godfather actor, fantastic actor, apocalypse now. He's done he's just banger after.
Last time I saw him was the judge with Robert Downey Junior. I think it's the last movie you think it was Is that it? Yeah. That might be the last movie you did. That might be the last movie he did.
So, yeah, I'm going Robert Downey. I don't want him to die. I want everyone in this list to live forever because they're fantastic actors and fantastic I don't know about people, but I this in terms of they've it brought me so much joy, but I think their number might be up. When your number's up There we go. Your number's up.
Your number's up. Alright. So mine, I'm gonna go with a classic actress. Oh, no. Don't pick mine.
Don't pick mine. Don't pick mine. Don't pick mine. Don't pick mine. Kim Novak.
Okay. Good. Wait. What? Oh.
Kim Novak. You might remember her from Oh, Hitchcock. Oh, Vertigo. Vertigo. Alive?
She is 92. Holy shit. Mhmm. She shout live Jimmy Stewart by a lot. By quite a bit.
Alright. So let's see. Alright. We're gonna start a guy. Yep.
Matt, who do you got? I'm gonna bring it back up to the age thing because I feel like everybody this is a run on the age. Everybody's going for the old people right now. Yeah. Yeah.
No. Gotta get it in. People gotta get the old folks in. People are thinking, you know, you gotta get the points. People are worried about points.
Well, the old ones seem to die. So Yeah. Old people want but, you know, people like Michelle Trachtenberg. It's it's nature, man. I forgot that.
Nature takes over. Michelle Trachtenberg's dead. She was 36 years old. Yeah. No.
We don't get to pick her, but she probably was on the same boat. If you got that, you would've won the hell. We would've won the whole fucking trophy. Like, we wouldn't we wouldn't be doing any more than just Liver transplant. We should've fucking knew about that.
We're you, man. You should've been on that. That's the that's the trick about these celebrities. You don't know about the shit they're going through. You know?
You knew Vanderbeek had ass cancer. I don't fucking know about these actors. They need to fucking have a voice and shit. People magazines. You know?
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I I go to the cash register. Yeah. He's he's at the cash wrap. I sell the checkout. I don't have any time for that shit.
Yeah. He fucking knows. He fucking knows. Alright. Well, I'm gonna go with somebody that you guys are probably gonna be sad that I'm I'm gonna mention, but, you know, George Lazenby.
I'm gonna throw him out there. Yep. He's a liar. George Lazenby. I I do remember he's a liar.
Except follow him on Instagram. It's not looking so good. 85 years old. He had an accident a couple years ago with his head. You know?
So, He'd be the third Bond to die, I think. Right? Yeah. Roger I guess what? Roger Moore.
Roger Moore again? Yeah. So That'd be the third. I mean and he's the one that was only in one Bond movie. You know?
Some argue one of the best Bond movies. Yeah. So I'm I'm bringing it back up. You know? You guys were on the run on the older folks?
I I got Australian. Isn't he? He's in Australia. Australia. He's an Aussie.
He's a proud a proud Aussie. The only Aussie, John. John. Only Aussie James Bond. Alright, TJ.
Who do you think? Again, this one, again, is in my love list, but it was my it was not my, pick, actually. This is my mother's pick. So I brought up the death pool. Oh, mom's getting involved.
Yeah. Hey, mom. Can I go tell family affair, everybody? I go tell me who you think is gonna die. You know what's funny when you talk to somebody about this, how they look at you first?
They're like My my mother and my sister did not. They were disgusted and then they started throwing names out of me and Yeah. It becomes fun. It becomes fun. It's extremely morbid.
We've already disclosed this. We've already It's terrible. We don't wanna see anyone die. But we've made this very clear. We don't wanna And I'm building a trophy.
So it's even better because there's an we're gonna celebrate their death by totaling up a a an object. Anyway A big a big a big phallic looking object. Mama Valentine thinks that it's gonna be a, the Fonz, Henry Winkler. Oh, yeah. What's he?
I never seen the high Barry was the last thing I saw him, man. He's a he's living in his best life. Every time you see him on Twitter, he's, like, fishing. I hope he lives forever. The Fonz is a great guy, nice as hell.
Henry Winkler. Very fantastic. His best performance maybe of all time is on Barry, not Happy Days. Oh, no. We can talk about Happy Days.
But his most iconic role is the Fonz. But his best work is probably Scream and then Barry. Barry. That's a solid pick, honestly. Not a not a bad pick.
You know, it's somebody I really like and I don't really think much about. So Yeah. I mean, thinking of dying, I think about him as a he's apparently one of the nicest people you ever The world. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Super sweet and That's my love list. I love everybody on my list this round. I told you. Well, I'm gonna go with somebody that I'm not really familiar with, but I know you guys are.
You're a lawyer. Effect. Look out. He's a wrestler. Oh.
I'm gonna go with Ric Flair. He he was a consideration for me. I I was thinking about old Have you seen his last match? I thought he was gonna die thin. Oh, I saw it live.
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Holy crap. I saw it live. It was It was like watching an old person get home. It was it was super it was very older abuse. Yeah.
Well, I felt like I was watching, like, a whole bunch. Said he had a heart attack out there. During the time? Yeah. I think he had a heart attack.
After the match. He was fucking on a different planet. Let's see. What age is Ric Flair now? One of the few wrestlers that has a rap song named after him, by the way.
75. And the old Ric Ric Flair drip. Ric Flair drip rap song named after him. Is that true? Oh, yeah.
But I think it's Migos. Right? The Migos. Yeah. Yeah.
One of them are dead. How about that? One of the Migos is That's correct. He's, 76 years old. There you go.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
The ripe old age. 76. His record's about to be broken by the Keel John Cena. So, yeah, we're at right right right right right right right right right right right right right. To my list.
I kicked the bucket. You don't know? You don't know? Well, let's go back to Matt now. Who do you think he's gonna kick that bucket?
Let's see. Let's go with another one because lately, this person has not been doing too well. Well, it's They're they're struggling out there. Mhmm. And this this person probably won't die because they believe in forces that are beyond the realm of comprehension.
I think I know who this is. I'm gonna go with the, Tom Cruise. The madman himself, Ozzy Osborne. Oh, that's a better way. That's a better way.
He's been rolling around the wheelchair a lot lately. That was going to be my Oh, he's, he's up there. He's up there. So, they're doing, like, the last tour type thing. He had a bow out of his tour this year.
He's not doing so well. Yeah. He's, not doing great, but he hasn't been doing great for a while. He's doing better than he did, but it's not I mean, he's on more than most people would ever think he would hang on. Yeah.
Right. Right. Right. So, again, I don't want him to go, but I'm sure if he went, he would Well, I might have a trick for you. My pick.
Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
Oh. DJ? Oh. Who do you think is next? Oh, we're playing a game here?
I'm picking your pick up. I'm picking my pick. No. No. You're picking the next person who thinks is gonna die.
I'm picking somebody that's gonna piss you off, Jess. Oh, that's that's fine. Michael J. Fox. No.
No. I'm not picking him. Alright. He's gonna live forever, man. I'm not gonna piss you off that much.
Who else would piss me off? Oh, wow. It's a woman. It's a woman. Mhmm.
And she's on one of these shows that, you love. Tired of it. She's a cancer survivor. Damn. And, Tired of it.
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Yeah. Damn it. Julia. Julia Dreyfus. So these are people I love.
I I I hope she lives forever. She's probably arguably the one of the Lucille Ball. Julia Dreyfus is in that conversation. It's funniest woman of all time. I would agree.
I I just think the fact that she that cancer thing came out of nowhere and went away like nothing. Like, what what do you mean? Yeah. Like, I I didn't get any specifics. So Yeah.
And she's in Thunderbolts, which is good, but I I just don't know. I don't know. You picked a woman. Mhmm. Matt picked Ozzy.
Yeah. I'm gonna go right in the middle. And I'm gonna pick Sharon Osbourne. Right in the middle. Sometimes it happens.
I mean, we my my We don't have evidence of this, Justin. Well, that's that's the fun of this game, DJ. They're right in the middle there. That's what makes this game so fun. I wanted Ozzy this round, and that took it.
And so I'm gonna go with Sharon. Why not? I'm changing one of my picks just because of that. Just to that just to spite him? Oh, it's locked in, baby.
Just to fucking spite him. I did. Just to spite him. I'll show him. I'll I'll show him who's gonna die next.
I'm gonna fix this death. I'm gonna fuck him over real good. Matt, who are you gonna fuck me over with next? Well, this is kinda more, like, again, like, part of the part of the wish list crew and stuff like that. Wish list.
Yeah. So it's, this one's kind of a the sleeper, but, you know, you never know. This this person's got a lot of problems and, just released a album that has been not not so critically loud as well too. This this is a, guy who likes to shoot women because, you know, he's a big big time dude. Rapper Tory Lanez.
I'm gonna throw him out there. Yeah. I don't know who this is, but alright. This is, like, this is the guy that shot, Megan Thee Stallion and went to jail for it. Foot shot her in the foot, I believe, in a nightclub.
It was like a footer. Glad. I know nothing about this story. Yeah. He's he's a real piece of shit.
Uh-oh. That's Megan Thee Stallion you saw the thing I knew was she was twerking with She Hulk. That's all I remember. Yeah. I mean, she's she's grown up since then, you know, graduated college and everything.
You know? She's she's moved on with her life. You know? So so totally again, a a sleeper. He probably won't die.
You know? But, you know Is he in jail right now? Is this supposed to be real? He's in prison. He's in prison, but somehow he released his album from prison.
I guess the early review of it was, like, this is prison rap for prisoners. Did he see why he shot Megan Asaulian in the foot? I think he was just upset. Clearly. He's got a short temper, obviously.
I mean, it'd be weird if he wasn't upset by shooting somebody. He's got a very short temper, this guy. He, he It's a trigger fear. He has a, he has a impulse control problem to say the least. Yep.
Giving people the feet, you know. Or he, he can't control himself and, you know Yes. Pops off early, if you get what I mean. He's one of those. Yeah.
He's one of those. Yeah. He's one of those. Yeah. He's one of those.
Yeah. He's one of those. One of those. Yeah. One of those man, Yep.
DJ, who do you have? My last pick, is Bob Dylan. Ah, yes. Didn't show up at the Oscars. It didn't show he he's been Yeah.
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But he's just a cranky bitch. Just a cranky He's a loser. I mean, can I just say can I be on record real quick? Go ahead. Sure.
Don't care for him. Never did. Really? Don't care. Come on about Dylan.
Is he that good? I'm going to smear some weird behavior. I They say he's the most hilarious generation. He's that good. Justin, you need to listen to my music.
What do you think? I think he made this movie happen, and he didn't show up for the Oscars because he's Did he have anything to do with the movie? Oh, yeah. He wrote he he gave him, like, a lot of lines were like, he was his creative gave him the music. Input was in the movie, but he was not, like, Timothy Chaloner was talking about.
See him doing any of it. Yeah. Okay. Alright. Well, there you go.
I think he's sick, and he he that was kinda, like, their secret missing him. That's what I think. Yeah. Well, my next pick is also a fraudster. Another fraudster.
He's convicted felon. Oh, well, I don't know. These convicted felons. A TV program Oh. Called the PTL club.
Does that ring a bell, anybody? No. His wife, Tammy. Tammy Wynette? Baker.
Tammy Faye. I'm going with Jim Baker. Jim Baker's alive too. Joe Biden. He's like old as fuck.
I did research, buddy. What? I'm trying to win this fucking trophy. Eight five years old. Did did Andre Garfield play him in a movie?
He did. He did. And, isn't Jessica James? That's why he played him. Tammy Faye Bakker.
Yep. Not too shabby, Not not bad. I mean Oh, yeah. He's a bit of a shyster, that guy. A bit of a piece of shit.
So I wouldn't A little bit of a fuck? A little bit of a little bit of an asshole. A little bit of a pastor. A piece of fuck. A piece of fuck is, like, what we like to call it.
Piece of fuck, I would say, is pretty apropos for him. He's not gonna I mean, use religion to scam people out of their money, so maybe God will kill him? Let's talk about another piece of shit since I have the next pick. Oh. Go ahead.
Yes. Another pick. A man who we alluded to earlier when DJ talked about William Shatner killing his wife. Uh-oh. I am picking ninety five year old Robert Wagner.
Oh. Oh. Will we finally get the evidence that we need to convict him? Fucking know it. I hope to god.
He's gonna take it to his grave. Where's walking? Where's walking? You were there walking. You should say something.
He's there. He was there. I was there. I was there. Why are you biting his name?
I did not. How would he kill her? Why would he kill her? There's a whole thing there. If you don't know the story, there's a lot there.
Number two Very angry at that time. Mhmm. Very angry young man. Very angry. Very, frustrated in front of public with Natalie.
What was the show called? Scarecrow and missus King? Is that what the name of the show? Yeah. Scarecrow.
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Is that what it was? Scarecrow and missus King. Is that what you're talking about? Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. That sounds right. I just pulled that out of my ass. Just pulled that out of your ass. It says alright to me.
So Pulled it right out. Next up is gonna be Matt. Who do you have? This is one I think that slipped through the cracks. But, again, I think everybody's just kind of forgotten about this, this person, you know.
But another another jailbird, another currently in jail, bird here. Currently. We're going we're going this this this, person was a very famous spokesperson for a very, very long time and still still lives as as far as I know unless, they were buried a long time ago. We're going with Jared Fogle. As you might know him, Subway Jared or Jared from Subway.
That he got he's still kicking in jail. Well, well, I I think I think somebody else is kicking him in jail. Somebody's kicking him. You know? Subway King himself.
Subway King David Koresh's ass. Not David Koresh. Excuse me. Jeffrey Dahmer's ass. Jeffrey Dahmer's ass?
He's he's still alive as far as I know. I I don't I don't check jail records that often unless I'm looking to bail somebody out, which he's not one of them. The supersized to me guy dies in it as a fraud. The subway guy goes to jail as a creep. Yeah.
Not just any creep. Not not your run of the mill creep. You know? They're oh, man. Creep.
He's he's a big time, you know. Hopefully, he's been, you know, working out, gaining maybe he's gaining that subway, that that pre subway guy back. I think the only thing he's putting in the mouth off. The subway guy. Yeah.
For sure. He's been footlongs on a daily basis. He's getting a lot of meat there. A lot more than $5. I'll tell you this.
Inflation's a bitch for that guy. Won't know the difference between a yawn and a fart with his fucking ass and put it on the grill. Out of his mouth? He's got a He's got a throat queef. I have no sympathy for that piece of shit.
Anyway, around I don't think any of us do. I'm glad we can all come together on this. They're all coming together on him. I mean, it's right there. It's written.
See, I really forgot about that guy, but, yeah, he's still alive, though. The queers didn't. What do you call him in Shawshank Redemption? Who the queers is what they call him in there? Fuck.
I'm gonna open up my fly. You're gonna take what I give you. If you are we in the third round? We're in the third round. Right?
Well, you you this is round 16. Oh, it's big. Currently, so we got how many more? We're we're we're we're You guys We're on we're on the back end of Four more left after this pick. So you got DJ, you have five.
So I'm gonna go with my my heater. This is my heater, my fastball, my 99 mile per hour right here. And you kinda hinted at it, Justin. You were talking about somebody Murders. Was in jail but has a bull's eye on his back.
Oh. I'm going with somebody traumatized by that. I'm going with Justin Bieber. Oh. Given to me by my sister.
You think he knows too much? Think he's from what Taylor told me, little inside dope, he's a little traumatized from what I mean. Have been molested, I believe. Yay. Yes.
He was covered in white party. Mhmm. He's a believer. A baby might have been used on him. He's an he's an arsenal fan, so I should not be rooting for this.
But from what Taylor told me From from the ins from his inside source? Inside source. Well, very nice. Saying. That's a very good pick.
He's on the younger side too. So I wanna get those points, good morning. Those points. Well, since nobody has picked them, we're at a point right now where I decided to pick him Okay. For everyone.
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Oh, this is a group. So I'm gonna do since we have four left, I think, why not? We all want him to die, and I think since this is our first year doing it And if you don't agree, you're a piece of shit. Every year, we pick a person and we all get bonus points when they die. Oh.
So this isn't my pick. This is the pick for all three of us. This channel's pick. This is a bonus pick. This is around 16, let's say.
78 year old Donald Trump. Not gonna happen. Hey. Hey. Hey.
Hey. Hey. We can't even wish his death. That's I was gonna see. Crime.
I hear you. But the the amount of weird shit that's been happening lately, this could be even weirder when he dies and the other couch fucker comes into play. So if he dies, we all get those points. So it can be anyone's game. I think that man lives forever.
He lives he did out with me. Let's put it out there into the ether, DJ, and say, if he dies I don't wanna be on watch list, Justin. We I've got I can't say that this is this is called exhibit a. This is just the game? What they call it.
Yeah. We're just playing a game. None of this is John Hinckley probably thought the way you did. I don't know. No.
But, I mean, well, Jodie Foster was talking to him. Jodie Foster's around somewhere. Yeah. So that's a good that's a good amount of points right there because he is older. It's possible 78.
But he's 78. Yes. He's gonna live forever. He's president of The United States. Alright.
He just he passed out. There's other dead presidents, DJ. Now that that's out. Like the movie? Jason Lawrence State?
Yeah. Yeah. Lawrence State. I'm gonna go Yes. The route you guys were just talking about Oh.
Fucking little boys. Oh. Wait. Wait. Wait.
Wait. Wait. Just prison. Okay. Yeah.
We're gonna go with 81 year old Jerry Sandusky. Oh, is he still alive? Really? Maybe he is. Yes.
I thought no. We we we we We're checking up on Jerry's I think we might have to we might have to check. Hey. Somebody check on Jerry's sent us Jerry. Jerry, you okay?
Yeah. According to my research, he's We're gonna have to check with our producer here for a sec. I'm looking here. Anyone? Dottie's spouse.
Dottie's still alive too. Oh, okay. Well Oh my god. Why not? Remember, Jerry Sandusky was, if your kids don't know who he is, he Oh, kids know.
Alright. They don't wanna remember, but they know. And they were kids. They they were they were kids, so they do remember. All kids know.
I'm not mister Tim. They run across Sandusky. They know. They went through the last Sandusky Road. Nittley Criens.
Oh, boy. We're not trying to make light of child rape at all. But, you know Just man, it's such a rough, rough, rough We like to bring up we like to bring up the demon. We like to break dig up the skeleton. So I didn't I didn't tell him to do it.
He did it. What? Or do you have a did it on his own? He did it. Yeah.
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And your boy, Joe Pesci Joe Pesci. Lot of that happened. Joe Pesci do. Joe Pesci was a boss. You listen, you motherfucker.
You can't fucking kids. Did Joe Pesci play him? Joe Paterno played him in the movie. Did he play the movie? Oh, I'll look it up.
Sandusky story? Latino. He played Paterno, Joe Paterno. Sorry. I thought it was, because where was Joe Joe Peche.
Thought it was, like What movie was this? I It was an ESPN movie. I could've sworn it to somebody else. I thought it was, like, I thought it was, like, De Niro or, like, I mean, Peche Wait. Wait.
Wait. Wait. I'm looking at it here. It's called Pecheno. Don't play Don't play Don't play Don't play Don't play Don't play Don't play Don't play Don't play.
I get a little like Oh, it was like sorry. It was Pacino. Pacino. Yeah. It was Pacino.
Wrong guy. Sorry. Wrong guy. It is odd because He fucks kids. I don't fucking know.
I got the football. I got the football. Jerry, I told you to stay away from the kids. What are you doing? I think the best cast would've been I understand.
Pesci would've been better. Pesci would've been better. Brown eye. I got the bottles. Pesci would've been better.
He has a voice. They got the same voice. Like, Jerry voice. Jerry, it's fresh down holding We need a we need a quarterback sneak. Quarterback sneak.
Let me show you how to chew a piece of hogom where they get stick in your mouth. We call it Bubbalicious. I'm sorry that the chicken got dried out. Yeah. Well, you know, they they what they call now, they call Jerry Sandusky a juicy fruit.
Yeah. Oh, wow. Yeah. Yeah. That's his nickname in prison.
Very nice. Yeah. Juicy fruit. Well, juicy fruit, Matt, who do you got next? Jerry Sandusky's still alive.
Holy shit. Yeah. He's still alive, which is shocking. Probably not. Yeah.
Definitely. Not that we're putting this not that we're putting this I mean, I'm putting that one out. This is At least that one I'm putting. This is this should be the the the the the sales pick. That's like piece of shit right there.
I mean, not yeah. Not that we're putting this into the into the world, but we are. That one I am. I'm telling you. I am.
Please. Please. How about how about this one? This one's a sleep this one's a little bit of a sleeper, but it it might go under the radar. Because this person has kinda disappeared, and he's a piece of shit too.
James Woods. Oh, yes. Yes. Hey. Oscar winner James Woods for Oppenheimer because he was a producer on the movie.
That guy, James Woods, Hades. Yeah. Really? Yeah. Producer of Oppenheimer, James fucking Woods.
DJ speaking the truth. That's crazy. That is a fact. Douchebag. I think he's a big old douchebag.
Yeah. He's a he's he's a he's a, convertor. He did play hell the the Hades and Hercules. Okay. He did.
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This is this is the problem with some some of these people. We like some of their shit. They're pretty good. They're pretty good. Chris, we we like James Woods up until about, what, 05/1414, '14, '14, '14, '15, '14, '14, '15, '14, '15, '15, '16, '15, '16, '16 Fucking James Wood.
Okay. I take it now. James Woods' career. James Woods is good, man. I like that one.
It's a good pick. Good actor. Good actor. Good actor. Good idea.
Piece of shit. I'm going with, another pick for my family. Yeah. Oh, they got some good picks. Pick.
Got some good picks. Which I didn't think about, but, man, it would be catastrophic and really rare because the last person in this personal position had the job for seventy five plus years, and he would have only had it for three. I'm going king Charles. Ah, yes. That's that's a solid pick.
He's old. He has got some issues. And he would be one of the the the well, not one of the, shortest reigning, kings or queens. I think he's gonna be. Yeah.
He's gonna be because queen Elizabeth was a queen He's on my list. Elizabeth was yes. Like, seventy five years as queen. Seventy to eighty five years? He is gonna have for, like, three, four years?
I was gonna pick them in my my my next three. He's got the gout, man. He's got the bad gout. He's got the gout. He's got the gout, man.
Have you ever had gout? I thought I did, but I didn't. It sucks. It doesn't feel good. I've had it in my finger.
Yeah. It's the crystals in your joints. Yeah. It doesn't feel good. He's got some, some pudgy fingers.
I see. Well, that's that's because he's like an old rich white guy. Oh, cool. From NASA, Buzz Aldrin. Come on.
How are you finding that these people are alive? I thought Buzz Aldrin died in the Transformers movie. He did. Now he's gonna die in real life. That's not the real life.
Life. Holy shit. Jesus. Neil Armstrong alive? Neil dead.
Yeah. Neil gone. Neil gone. Neil gone. Look at that.
You walking that moon? He's he's a real moonwalker now. He's he's he's moonwalking with Michael Jackson. With Michael right now. Jesus.
I had to bless all of you who was alive. He was, like, nine when did that transformers movie come out? Like, ten years ago? He was, like, 90 then. How old is he?
Who? He's been 90 for a while. He who? Buzz? Buzz was in the transformers movie.
95. He's 95 right now. Oh my god. I think it's 85 when he did that movie. Holy shit.
Old as fuck. Oh my god. Good for him. Mhmm. Did he punch a reporter in the face once?
He did. Yeah. He wears, like, six watches too. It's a whole thing. He's a he's a bit of bizarre guy.
Hold on. Yeah. I'm not gonna get into the watch thing. Yeah. We're not gonna get into the whole watch.
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Yeah. Come on. People wear watches all the time. You know? Come on.
What what the hell? Matt, who are you watching to die? Who if I who's on my death watch right now? You're on the clock. Yeah.
Who's whose whose time is ticking? Who's ticking? Who who's who's, the sands of time or is come going away in the in the booking.com, Airbnb into the ground, are you? Who am I Airbnb ing into the great beyond? Into this great beyond?
Who's booking their flights to the dirt map? Yeah. What other ones do we got here? Who's Expedia.com and you Who's got a who's got a one way tickets to, to the great blue Yonder? Says Airbnb.
Yeah. I'd like to get to a plot of land on the left. We still we still charge you 200 for cleaning. Yeah. We could we could have a little fucking nanny cam and you're great.
Who's gonna try to who's gonna try and fit five people with a two better in in a in a two room Airbnb to hell? I'm I'm gonna this one this one's another deep cup. But, you know Oh. These these the people in in this profession, they usually have short lives, shorter lives. The these are wrestlers, You know?
So and this is one people don't think about, but, you know, who knows? This could happen. And I I was really trying to go through wrestles who might have the chance to kick in the bucket because you never know when they're gonna go. Smitty. I'm going with not Shawn Michaels, but I'm going with his tag team partner, Marty Gennetti.
He's been illed. He's been a little crazy. He's he's a rat. Out of his fucking rocker or Yeah. Yeah.
He was one of the rockers with the, you know, Shawn Michaels. Got kicked through a plate glass window by Shawn Michaels, sweet chin music. Well, he he got sweet chin music and thrown through the plate glass. Oh, yeah. You're right.
They kicked it in the middle. On the, on the barbershop with the Brutus of Barber beefcake, which I I think he might be dead too. I have to double check that. Not sure. Right?
The whole court sometimes die oddly. Marty Jannetty is one of those guys who's, had some problems in the past. You know? I don't I don't want him to to to go, but, hey, you know, things things things a lot of wrestlers on your list. Well, they don't they don't they they sometimes live short lives.
It's true. It's true. I wanna go with somebody. This one's gonna hurt for me if it happens. Oh, this is a hurt one.
Hurt pick. It can't hurt me. It's gonna hurt today. Bill Duke. Oof.
Bill Duke. Bill Duke. If you don't remember who Bill Duke is, he's in this little movie called predator, and he breaks a razor on his he's such a hard ass. He shave him with a big shaver, and it breaks on his cheek. Because he hates Eighty two years old.
82 years old. Yeah. I'm a have me some fun. I'm a have me some fun in heaven. He's not gonna make it.
Yeah. Really? Is he doing is he doing poorly, or does he's getting I don't know if you've seen him re he and he's a cool cool still cool as shit. Every day, you see him as cool as fuck. He's a commando and predator.
That's a fucking resume right there. It's all you need. Some people don't they would call that a career. I would stop making movies. He's in an x men movie, but who cares?
He's in predator named commander. Commando, excuse me. Hey. Well, Bill Duke. Yeah.
He I'm surprised he's still alive, actually. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
He always kinda seems like he's about to die. Because Billy died, and we all thought that, you know, Billy was Oh, yeah. Well, Billy couple years ago. Yeah. Billy also was pretty problematic, individual.
All the Sonny, wasn't Sonny what's his last name? Sonny Latham. Sonny Latham. Latham. Yeah.
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Apparently, he was insane. Yeah. He's crazy. Bill Duke talked about it. Bill Duke talked about messing in the memory.
Psycho. Yeah. He he had he had some screws loose there. Well, I'm gonna go with one I don't wanna see die either. Okay.
And I know we all probably don't wanna see him die, but, it's gonna happen. Oh, good. Tim Curry. You know what? I was thinking about him.
Yep. Why they think of Tim Curry? And that's a good pick because he is He's a great pick. He's been on the ropes for He's been holding on, man. On for a minute too.
Yeah. He's been on. He hasn't been doing well for a while. Damn. No.
One of the most iconic he's played icon after icon, banger after banger, character actor. Oh, I gotta change one of my picks because of this. Holy shit. That's a good thing. This is throwing threw you away.
This is throwing the game. Threw me off a little bit. I gotta go to the other one, Brad. Throwing everything through. Well, you have time because Matt's up next.
Oh, yikes. See, now we're now we're getting into the the, into the nitty nitty gritty. Gritty. Nitty gritty here. Nitty gritty.
Nitty gritty. Nitty gritty. Nitty gritty. Let's go through this list here. Now we're we're getting we're getting tricky here.
Let's go let's go to the ones that I was kind of definitely, you know, thinking about here. Been doing you know, we're gonna go to a musician here. Of course, you never I've never quite seen musicians go, you know, but there's some Does his first name begin with a p? No. Oh, you think of the Beatle?
You think of the Beatle? Well, not that Beetle. You know? Well, there there's two Beatles left, but it's not gonna be him. I think he's gonna be for some reason, those the Beatles last, well, these two have some staying power.
We're gonna go with it's a tough one. I I really don't wanna say this one. This kinda goes hand in hand with my first my first pick that I did way back in the beginning of this. Say it. Going with Willie Nelson.
Willie Nelson. Oh, that's a good pick too. It's a bad pick. I think he's gonna live a long time doing all that potty smokes. He's been struggling a little bit health health wise.
She's had to cancel some shows and Yeah. Yeah. You know, he's definitely been a no. But, again, I don't want I don't want Dolly to go, and I don't want Willie to go. You know?
I don't want either of them to go. You know? So but sometimes you gotta make these picks that that hurt. You know? And I think even the, the next pick I make might hurt too depending on how it goes, if it if it comes back.
Mhmm. Mhmm. So yeah. Willie. I don't want Willie to go.
Lots of emotion on this this draft. Lots of emotion. It's it's an emotion. This is taking its toll now. That we we we can't all have Jared Fogle from Subway.
No. Or Sandusky. Or Sandusky or Diddy. Or Diddy. Or Mike Lindell.
How many predators do you have in your list? It's just Harvey Weinstein. It's quite a few predators, don't we? Yeah. I I have the guy from You have the guy from the guy from here.
We'll get ready. You have the original predator. Oh, DJ. Mhmm. What do you pick next?
I got this is my last pick? Or I got two picks. Right? You got one more after this one. So I and I got three people on this list.
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Yeah. And your pick fucked me up, so I gotta I'm sorry. I'm gonna go with the the the big one, and then I'll I'll I'll decide later that the other two are close. But you gotta see you gotta go with the one you think now because what if it gets taken? Yes.
I'm going with the big one, because I don't think you guys are gonna have the other two. And it's a it's a singer too. I'm going Matt's route. Oh, no. Is the music around?
Is the music around? This is the this is the day the music died. If I could turn back town. No fucking way. But, hey.
Going with Cher. She could pick. Going with Cher, bro. She looked she looked pretty good on that I'm just fucking like a 20 year old. And you believe in my bad luck, love.
No, Cher. You're gonna die. Woah. Look at that. That's a threat.
You're gonna die. No. It's like, I'm gonna see two words. I wouldn't see that. I would've seen out of it.
I would've seen that you don't think slap out of it. No. Sharers, she's, again, another icon, but I think how old is she? I don't even know. She has so much plastic surgery.
I don't even know. I think she's, like, 80 years old. No. Maybe. I think she's, like, maybe 75.
She's 77. Dude. She's, man. Maybe she might be Sunny Bowdo was her husband. That's a long fucking time ago.
She's got a while. She is 78 years old. Yeah. She's, like, man, she's right there. Mhmm.
She's the it's a shocker. She's like the David Bowie death. You know what I'm saying? That's what I'm going for right there. Yeah.
Yeah. It comes out of nowhere. You're like, oh, man. Look at this fucking retrospective of Cher. You're gonna see all our movies and all our music, and we play on the radio.
Shamban. Like, to Justin's point, she is fucking that 20 year 20 year old barista. You know. He's, like, taking his lifeblood from him. I think he's sucking the life force out of her literally and figuratively.
Maybe. Hey. Well, I'm gonna change my pick and continue with the theme that we got going here. And, I'll add Phil Collins. Oh.
You son of a fuck. That is Miami royalty right there. Hey. He has one of the greatest ones of all wants it. These are But his health has been in decline for quite a bit.
Dare you. His daughter's even hot. How dare you? I mean Oh, Lily Collins. I always forget that Lily Collins is his Yes.
So weird. Oscar winner, Phil Collins, maybe the most iconic fucking Miami song of all time. Oh, I agree. Made by Phil fucking Collins. Look, man.
We agree. Don't wanna see it, but, unfortunately his health is not so great. That'll be okay. Fantastic. Well, Matt, who is your last pick of the 2025 Simply Deadpool draft?
Let's see. Now do we do I go out with somebody that we're not expecting, or do I just put it out there in team members? This person won't be worth a lot, but it's it's worth a lot to all of us, Mhmm. Honestly. And I'm gonna end this whole thing with I feel like we've thought for a while this person might be fighting it, but they they've they've stood strong.
I'm gonna end this whole thing with Mel Brooks. That will hurt too. Yeah. It's it's not a good one. That will hurt.
98. He's getting up. I didn't even wanna put him on my list because He's not even he's almost not even worth the points. Yeah. It's That's not even worth That's why I was that's why I was like, should I stay away from this or Two pointer.
(04:55):
I stay away from Michael J Fox. I was like, I don't want anything to do with that. I don't want But you can you can afford it. You got the bonus. 10.
Yeah. So Yeah. Yeah. I I I could take a chance. So it's almost like betting on an 88 year old to, you know He's and he got that baseball movie coming out with fucking Josh Gad.
She gets to switch places. Yeah. Fifth only. Yeah. I was just I was just reading a a good article about him.
They were talking about John Candy and how, John Candy and, Mel Brooks didn't think that Bill Bill Pullman was very funny. But John Candy stuck up for Bill Pullman and said, you know what, Mel? You give him a good line. And he gave, Bill Pullman a good line and, Mel Brooks, you know, was was happy with Taken that's in the movie now these days. Thank John Candy for that, but also for Mel Brooks.
Thanks. I thank John Candy for a lot. That's for sure on him. Yeah. Funny fucking guy.
Beat down your goddamn knees for fucking John Candy. DJ, it's you, up to you. You have the last pick. It's a it's a coin flip. I'm flipping a coin.
I gotta flip a coin in my brain. It's always next year. It's always next year. Yeah. It is next year.
But I think this Or is there? Or is there. You know what I'm saying? Might be illegal to do this next year. I'm gonna I'm gonna leave this person because I think because I got two.
I'm going with the shocker instead of the might. Make more sense. Shocker. The shocker? Like, the shocker?
The Shocker. I'm going with Zac Efron. Zac Efron. Wow. Particular reason why or just to put it out there?
I don't know if you saw Iron Claw. He fucked up because he got into an accident. Yeah. But he was on a lot of stuff to get that physique. A lot of non natural things to get that.
You don't get that big by just eating chicken. That's a lot of those rules in that body right now. Chicken. That big area. You can argue you can argue any of those, those those guys in that movie.
Yeah. Yeah. But he was one of the biggest, I think. He was one of the I mean, the guy from the bear, Jeffrey whatever or whatever his name is. He wasn't that Allen, whatever.
Larry Allen White, whatever he feels as big as Zac Efron. But I feel like he's slimmed back down, old Zach. Zac Zac Efron's always been, like, a very spelt guy. He's been cut for a while, but I that movie, I think, took a lot out of him. I think it took a lot out of him.
I haven't really heard a lot about Zac Efron since that movie. Yeah, man. Yeah. Wow. Man.
There you have it. Ladies and gentlemen, the draft is set 2025 death draft. We're gonna see who wins. You can keep up on social media. When people die, we will post, and we will keep things going.
You can check on simplistic. Reviews for all these listings just so you can see what's going on, but I don't know. How do you guys feel about the draft? You guys are feeling good? I I the person I left off the list, it feels like I had, like, his fate in my hands.
I was like, he's like, please don't pick me. Don't go pick me. Don't go pick me. Don't go pick me. So oh, man.
You're like that. You're you're the emperor? I'm like, yeah. I did the the communist. Like, okay.
You live today. Here. Here. You make it one more year. Yeah.
So I'm sorry. Nobody will We'll see how it goes this year. I think, like we were saying, as we do our movie commentaries, when we play our little game, Maybe we can have a little something something. Maybe we can throw in a trade type thing. We could do drafts for next year, the year before, or the year after.
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So we will definitely be working all that out, so stay tuned. This is our first year doing it. We're organizing it all together, and this is gonna continue for thirty fucking years. That's for sure. Well, we're not sure.
We might be able to watch this because of the Donald Trump. I think by the time we get to it, it's good. We're gonna pick our us to die. Yeah. Well, you know.
Hope that should be the only Which one of us die next? The ultimate the ultimate I am the only black guy here is The black guy always dies first. Black don't crack, though. I I might not crack, but we do drop. Oh, you know?
But usually, there's, like, white women around. Good doing it. It's frustrating. Where's my women at? Get the white women out here.
Wait a while. Where's the white women at? Get in here. Cindy Sweeney, get in here. Get in here.
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