Season 2 Ep 8 - 2 Middle Aged Men Watch 90s Era Jim Belushi Films #4 - Mr. Destiny - The After Movie Diner Podcast

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We're non denominational and all denominational.Here at two middle aged men watched nineties

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era Jim Belushi films as always withme my co host, the wonderful Matt
Paria. How are you doing,sir, I'm great, I'm great.
How are you I'm very good.I'm very good. And I just realized
I covered my desk in things forthe show because I was rushing because I've
just been down the pub and Iwas like, well, shoot, I'm
going to need stuff. So Igot drinks, I've got snacks. I've

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got British disco crisps. I likethat. Oh, these are fantastic.
I went down to UK Gourmet inBethel, Connecticut over the weekend and picked
up a bunch of British snats.I have my requisite Belushi vhs. Oh

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it's beautiful what we see. It'sa good totem. I feel like it's
you know, it's a good vibes, good good mojo, good do whatever
you want to call it. SoI was getting this already, and then
I suddenly realized, well, thisis sort of our Christmas episode, and
I'm not, you know, Ishould have a Christmas hat on or something
like that. You can see myskeleton on the keyboard in the background.

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He has a Christmas hat on,but I'm not wearing it. You are,
however, wearing the patron saint ofChristmas, the Moxie outfit oxy hat.
Yes, it's interesting. I've gota Philly shirt on and it looks
I think from the light that's overhead, it makes it look more orange,
but it's it's red. So yeah, so yes, I thought you ahead
to toe in Moxie. I thoughtseeing it up, Yes, my red

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Philly shirt, and for some reasonit looks orange. I think it's just
because I got the light above mehere. Yeah, I probably need one
of those ring lights that kind ofcomes directly towards me or something like that.
But it's fantastic. What an excitingweek we've had, because in well,
not even exciting week, exciting twodays the last two days, what

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one are two days it has been. We have had none other than the
I'm going to say endorsement, Matt, which is not really what we've had,
but I'm taking it as an endorsement. We have had an official endorsement
by the Belushi himself. Yes,by Jim Belushi himself. We have an
official endorsement. He has liked andcommented on both of our recent posts about

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this very show, including a commentabout a couple of spilt milks or something
which I believe is in reference tothis film. Sean Malley or malloy.
Sean Malloy has joined us in thechats. Is always glad to see Belushi
get the appreciation he deserves. Iagree, Yes, I agree, Sean.

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Yes, Belushi deserves much more appreciationthan he gets. If anything,
this odd see And I'm going tocall in an odyssey, Matt, because
I feel like we're gonna come acrosssirens and a cyclop center fighting the skeletons
of the past, Matt. We'regonna be fighting discovering the sirens song of

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Linda Hamilton and Lorae Broco. Yes. Yeah. As we go on this
odyssey on the good Ship Belushi,one of our things has been to explore
just how diverse and rich his backcatalog of films are and how they need
to be reappreciated. So I'm gladSean you are joining us this evening.

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Very welcome, glad to have youwith us. Yeah, the nineties,
the pre according to Jim Jim Belushiera, what a what a phenomenal array
of genres and characters that he takes. And in fact, we had a
Brazilian fan of Belushi comment on theInstagram exactly that about the diversity of the

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film roles Belushi picked, tagged usin a post, put it on his
story. Thankfully, Instagram has translations, so I was able to translate what
I assume is the Portuguese, right, I was able to translate the Portuguese
and learn what he was saying,and essentially that he was saying just the
diversity of roles and the fact thatBelushi should be much better appreciated. And

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so that's wonderful. In fact,Matt, it will be my dream to
travel to Oregon, which is nowthe land of Belushi. It used to
be Chicago now he is decamped toOregon, and to try a blushy gummy.
I feel like if this show,if we continue this show for another

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like a year or two. Youand I we should live stream a road
trip, Yes, Oregon to Oregonto pick up a blushi gummy I know
he sells his gummy's also to California. And I think does Illinois now allow
we? Does? I believe Illinoisis another state that is legally I think
I think because of the whole BluesBrothers connect, because he has his Little

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Blues Brothers branded pot stuff. Ithink that you can now get that in
Illinois as well. So maybe wedon't have to drive to Argon, although
I feel like a cross country roadtrip. Maybe we stop in Illinois,
stop pulled the weed there and thenmove on to Oregon. Yeah. And
my wife's just like, wait,what, you're going to be gone for
ten days? Yeah? Man,not going to be gone for and what

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are you doing We're driving from BlueSheet dispensary to Blue Sheet exactly right.
Yeah. I mean I'm trying tothink, like because the middle of the
country, I think, you know, like like weed, Like for example,
here in Pennsylvania, marijuana is notrecreational is not legal, but medical
is. But you know New Jersey, New York, of course it's legal

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now. Ohio recreational I think wasjust made legal in Ohio. So it's
like you from Ohio might actually becomeworth living. And then I'm sorry.
I had one bad experience on Ohiofifteen years ago, and I've never forgiven
Ohio. Sorry, carry on.The only time I've ever been to Ohio
was my friends. One was abio major, the other was an environmental

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science major. They had to goto the Creationism Museum in Northern k in
Kentucky on the border there, andso we stayed in Cincinnati and then we
had to see They wanted to rideon the tricera toops. They were just
completely you know, they it waslike one of those things. And for
me, it was like the scariestthing ever. It was like the dinosaurs
weren't mentioned in the Bible, there'sno and then ye, underneath the belly

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of a Triceraton they have a wholelike explaining it's it's the way that they've
retconned dinosaurs into the Bible. It'sit would make Vin Diesel jealous with the
way he was able to recon youknow, himself into the third you know,
like the whole with the Okyo Driftand all that stuff, like right,
like that's essentially what they've done withdinosaurs. It is utterly fascinating.

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Yeah, well that's I mean,but I feel like that's all things,
Like I think, all because allfilms are becoming franchises. You can't just
have a you know, and Ithink that's where the other thing that I
love, although you have the Caninefranchise, which I will forever support,
what I love about the Blushy Catalogis that it's mostly standalone movies. There

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aren't a lot of these long winding, ridiculous franchises where, like you say,
they get to like the fourth orfifth part and then they have to
reckcon some backstory that didn't exist before. I mean Fast and Furious X or
Fast X or whatever. That wasjust I mean that was like, that

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was your gapes, staggering recconning ofan incredible level. And listen, I'm
here for it when it comes toFast and Furious franchise. When it comes
to anything else, I'm like,just stop. But I you know,
I think, listen, whoever's outthere, Blueshy, get your agent on
this. We on Belushi in FastX pot too, because you know,

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I think with his history in uhaction or at least on the fringes of
the action thriller genre. He listened, he has earned his place in the
Fast and Furious franchise, don't youagreement? Absolutely? And I also think
with this whole like the fact thatessentially Vin Diesel and his crew or like

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James Bonds or they're like spies andstuff like that, but his his his
work and voice, they could retconRoyce in for his universe. Because definitely
retcon Royce. I mean, hedoesn't want to see this guy right here.
Look, come on, explosions,all stuff happening, Come on that
because I think I think Hans characteractually comes from a movie that Justin Lynne

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did before Fast and Furious where hehad the actor is it some hon I
can't remember his name? Some Yes, he was also in the Walter Hill
stallone bulletin head joint that one,Yeah, exactly. But they actually took
his character from they actually made saidthat that that's official canon. I guess

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Fast Furious Cannon, but that thatcharacter from that movie that Justin lind did
the sort of like a kind oflike a you know, sort of an
Asian American kind of you know,like different characters, you know, kind
of not really an action movie.But essentially they said that that character is
hot. It's the same Han,so they it's they've taken characters from other
movies and said that's who they are, so they could have Royce in there.

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And of course, and I haven'tasked your friends over the Exploding Helicopter
podcast, but is this is oneof the few. It's not the only
one obviously, but it's one ofthe few where the exploding helicopter is right
there on the front cover. Itpromises exploding helicopters on the front cover and
an enormous giant Blueshi just nonchalantly crossinghis arms in the foreground while shit just

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blowed. They've got to train exploding. You got a helicopter exploding. Yeah.
Also, I did that movie onWill Exploding Helicopter Show, and he
mentioned that the helicopter they use actuallyis a unique one that they almost never
use in movies for helicopter explosion,so it's actually a unique one. That's
the movie that got me sort ofa reappreciation for Blueshie because I went to

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the movie being like, all right, according to Jim as As, James
Bond, This is gonna be hilarious, and then I'm watching it, I'm
like, wait a second, thisthis, this is not according to Jim,
this guy is like according to JimJim, we were talking about this
that like he's like the anti Feldman, right that like Corey Feldman. When

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you see Corey Feldman on the ten, you think like goonies, you know,
license to drive all this stuff,and like, oh, it's gonna
be a fun time. And thenyou watch it and you're like, this,
this isn't what I was. Feldmanhad the benefit as a kid actor
of being plumped into some movies thathave become quite rightly so classics. And
I think he worked very well inan ensemble. But when you boiled Corey
Feldman down to either just him orhim and Ham and Ham was just unbearable

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to watch it. But him andHam as like a double when you start
to like try and well. Ijust watched Edge of Honor. Edge of
Honor with him and Meredith Salinger andmuch like Blushi, Meredith Salinger commented and
liked my post on Edge of Honor, where my whole point with Edge of

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Honor is if you are expecting tohave Feldman's shoulder the entire bird. And
you know, because all the kidsaround Feldman in that movie, because Salinger
doesn't show up until really the thirdact, but all the kids around him
are like nobody. They're just bland, nobody's there's no characters, there's no

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you know, there's no interest,there's no conflict, there's no like,
They're just a bunch of kids,basically very nondescript. And you know,
Feldman is you only want attempting tokind of do anything. But this was
Feldman in between two relapses with Heroin, and he was cleaning just for the
movie shooting. It was a wholething, and you know, there was

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clearly a lot of distractions. Butif you're expecting to put your whole movie
on the back of Feldman, it'snot going to be a good time.
However, you can put your movieon the back of Belushi. Every single
time it is a winner out thegate. Every single time you put Belushie

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leading the movie, I'm telling youright now. But he also quintessential double
act fadder as well tremendous double actwith John Ritter. Would have loved to
have seen a Real Men follow up, And of course Annie and I love
it. You've got Swarzenegg. Obviouslya lot more real estate on the Schwarzenegg

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like a pyramid almost, right,Like it's like Swarzenegger that he and it's
like kind of just kind of slowlystraight. It's like an inverted pyramid.
Right. But that's the thing isyou could rely on Blue Shy. That's
why he's the anti feld you know, Uh, when you see Feldman,
I want him to be in anensemble with a lot of other cool guys

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because otherwise it's it's not going tobe as good. Yeah. Well,
and also with Blushi, like we'vefound with some of these movies is that
they start off maybe you're not surewhat you're going to get out of them,
but there's always this like like Blushiis like that striker that like in
a football match, who like,you know, for the first seventy five
minutes he's just kind of loafing aroundthe field and you don't really know what
he's doing. All of a sudden, he gets aheader and wins the game

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and and like the whole fans arecrazy and all this stuff. And of
course for the next two weeks thatbetween games everybody's talk about how amazing he
is, and in the next game, it's like, where's Blushi, what's
Blushi doing? You know, whenhe's just there at me, blushy thing,
and then it's bushy thing. Yeah, and then suddenly boom, he
just another head or another bicycle kickor something like that, and it's another
winner. Well, I think oneof my favorite clips. Oh, hang

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on a second. Karl has beencommenting this whole time and waves his tiny
arms like Paul Noodle's. Rah,I am Blucia Saurus Rex, and he
said, do you think Schwarzenegger andBlue She had a dick measuring contest on
the set of Red Heat. AllI know is this is that Schwarzenegger did
a ton a ton of weightlifting enhancementsupplements. I'm just going to call them

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supplements. And one of the sideeffects of so called supplements is the shrinkage
of the male genitalia. That's allI'm I'm listen, this is hypothesis,
allegedly. I'm just saying, uh. And and therefore, if if such

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a legendary dick measuring contest had takenplace, I feel like the first son
of Albania, which I'm going tocall Jim Blueshi the first son. I'm
just giving him that title. Butthe son about Bebia, I think he
won that hands down. Well.The other thing I want to point out
as well is that red Heat wouldhave been a more spelt again pre according

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to Jim Jim Belushi right, whereasyou know, for recording to Jim,
he had to really get that bellyout there so he could be like on
the couch and yelling at Courtney Thornsmithand all that stuff. And then you
know, red Heat he's much morespelt, So there isn't gonna be as
much like punch, what would uhyou know, obscurement, scum and or
coverage of the genitial area. Tobe honest, Carle, I think you've

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taken this down a uh male genitaliabased conversation that I'm not necessarily willing to
have. Go with love everyone whowants to have that conversation. I just
didn't necessarily wanted to be thinking ofuh uh Kyle is Kyle is particularly obsessed
tonight? He said who has thebiggest dong in ads flicks? And I

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bet Lewis Casson junr is packing.Well, I'm wondering tell us right,
she would also be able to tellus the phenomenal principle, which we must
get around to doing, because it'sthat's why it's by the way, everyone,
it's nineties era. And I sayera because we can kind of go
five years either side, right,so we can smush into the two thousands,

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and we can smush into the lateeighties. It's it's nineties era.
It's sort of anything pre according toJim, that's kind of what we're what
we're talking about. But so wecould do the Principle, which is a
phenomenal film. But I would Ithink that Gossip Junior and Blush probably too
much of a gentleman to get intosuch a pisson contest I filmed. Yeah,

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No, I think I think they'rethe two guys that would have gone
to the pub or bars, youknow, to drink, maybe you know,
went outside as they were leaving,and both decided to relieve themselves on
the streets and would not venture glancein each other's direction. But more likely
the straight ahead talking and like yeahwhatever, like very casually, like not
even really caring that, you know, ahead eyes, straight ahead, just

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like hey, what a great night? Tonight. Oh yeah, we got
to read those scenes tomorrow. Okay, yeah, I'm really really wonder about
having to do this one scene thatYeah, for sure. You know,
a poster for the Punisher on oneside when a canine was after the right
So yeah, yeah, it wasreal men before the principle. Oh good

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question, bring up to IMDb,Matt. Yes, I've got him.
I've got him up on IMDb.The only thing is I didn't expand him,
so right now I'm stuck on twentysixteen. You always have to expand
to expand. Yeah, the BluesShy Expansion Pack is required exactly for proper
IMDb knowledge. Where is the principal? Let's see here it's late ats right,

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the principle. Yeah so there's sothere's separate lives. Yeah, we've
got a little ways to go here. Okay, here we are. Oh
so the principal is eighty seven.So actually a lot of stuff was uh
pre that was was was after that? Right? So maybe like like I
was, because I was going tosay taking care of business, but even

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taking care of businesses post Yeah,that's later. That's eighty nine. Yeah,
that's ninety. Yeah. So yeah, who's Harry's Cromle was eighty nine.
Yeah, so I mean he wouldhave been like talking about jumping jack
flash. I guess so oh hiscameo in What Pig Go Bug Jumping Down?
Fact, when was Homer and Eddie? Oh boy, let's see here,
Because I have that Homer and Eddie, I think it also looks like,

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oh, Homer Eddie was just afterthe principal. Oh a year after
or two years after eighty nine wasHomewor and Eddie. And I can't help
but think that the world lost outon a you know, because both him
and Whoopi Goldberg have moved to TVnow, Yes, And I can't help

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but think that a either a blushysabotages the view. Well, Whoopee comes
and gets high with Blushy, I'mgrowing blue shy. That's the crossover I'm
looking for. I'm looking for.I'm looking for Whoopy getting high with Blushy
and just speaking her mind. Enoughof the view bollocks. She just goes

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right. For what I would loveis like she she goes to the blue
she's right, and she gets reallyhigh with him, and then she just
takes like a lamp shade like kindof inverts it and puts like a like
a tablecloth, like a purple tablecloththat starts acting out Guynan scenes from the
subject to a Generation and Blue.She has to be percard, you know,
and it's like trying to do hisbest Patrick Stewart impression, and she's

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just like, you know, she'sputting cling film on his head so that
it looks like he's got a bulldhead, right exactly, Yes, that's
the snacroid shows up and plays woolwith a cornish pasty forehead. Uh,
and we're like, don't don't puton any face maker Achroids. You got

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away with it in trading places,but that's it. Don't don't go any
further. Well, he played strikers, but is it striker? No?
Yes, who is the Picards secondhand striker? It's right, it's very
close to strike but yeah, no. So one question I had for the

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for the viewers and for you,Matt, is if you know the the
blushy is sadly underrepresented when it comesto everyone's favorite cheap collectible funko vinyl pops
pop Vie funko pop vinyls. Thereis no official blushy funko pop vinyl much

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to my chagrin, if you hadto pick a character to be immortalized with
a Funko pop, what would bewhat would be the movie? What would
be the the thing? Right awayit goes to Royce right because you think
of like maybe like having like ared ketchup stain on his foot or something
of the Funko doll. Yeah,that's that's where I go right away.

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But I mean K nine because Iwant a little Alsatian German shepherd. Uh.
Yeah, you know you got theone pack which is just blueshi and
like the beige there's a beige suit, and then you have the expanded Extra
edition that comes with the green softtop car and the dog with the wing

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mirror hanging out of his mouth.That's the you know how you get the
big duo packs. Right in fact, while we're at it, if funk
I ain't gonna do it, Necker, You've got to get on there is
it Necker the company who does thelike the halloweens and all those kind of
things. It might be might bethen I know, like Throbblehead does like
they do like Throttlehead, they dolike like Bobbleheads of like like heavy metal

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sing singer. You know, it'slike we could get a bubble head Blushi,
come on now, I would comenow. You know it's funny because
somehow I ended up on their mailinglist for you know, sometimes I get
on these mailing lists for like reviewsand stuff like that, and they're like
and it's like, I don't knowwhat I'm even doing with this threat,
but I can't like unsubscribe, right, It's just like I've got to just
see you know, like the thebibblehead of like the guy from Misfits or

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something like that or whatever they created, right, bubblehead, right exactly.
I feel like I should just writethem and be like, can you just
do Belushi and Canine? Can youjust give us that, you just just
make that. I'll pay the fiftybucks or a hundred bucks, whatever you
try, Lucie and Jerry Lee justas and I would have them. I
would glue them to the dashboard ofmy car so that they just Belushi and

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Jerry I. You know I'm sayingright now because you know, in fact,
there isn't a What's what's very interesting, considering his uh likeness rights and
stuff, there are not Ghostbuster funkCo pops or Blues brother Yeah, no,
that's a good I don't. Ifeel like there should be Ghostbuster ones.

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I feel like there must be,but maybe I'm wrong. Well,
there are Ghostbusters other things. Thereare other companies that have done Ghostbuster dolls.
I do not think there's a Ghostbusterfun Maybe there is. Maybe I'm
wrong, I don't know, butit's definitely not Blues Brothers one that I'm
aware of. The only John Belushi, Jim's older brother that I know of

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is the Blueto from Animal House.That's that's the one I have. So
they do have they do have Ghostbusters. There's a State Puff marshmallow Man that
you can actually get a Walmart apparently, but I have I have the large
Staypuff. But did they do theindividual guys? They did a yes,
so they did the guys, sookay, you know, yeah, so
each of them has one and thenalso the new ones with the the Mlissa

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McCarthy crew. Okay, it lookslike they've got Funko's as well, so
they have they have done those,but you know, yeah, but beyond
that, I don't know if,like I know, you were you were
talking about well, because you know, when people think the Blues Brothers.
They just think John and Dan.Of course you need to add John Goodman,

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and you need to add a JimBelushi, who has been officially a
Blues Brother, never on screen butin concert series for the last thirty plus
years. And you also have toadd, you're being deadly serious, you
have to add Buster Blues, thekid from Blues Brothers to you have to

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get the whole sat But no,I'm trying to think like the franchise that
I feel. And it's odd tobe because I remember getting moving over here
and one of the first discussions Ihad was Turner and Hooch versus Canine.
Now I'm a canine guy all theway. Don't get me wrong. I

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love a bit of Turner and Hooch, but one and done Canine went films.
Every film's a classic, and it'sit's you know, Tom Hanks in
the Bourbs and Volunteers, Yes,but Tom Hanks and Turner on which I
take Belushi over it every time.Then someone tries to go, well what
about top Dog, And I'm like, leave Norris out of this, Yes,

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no one. Norris doesn't even comeclose. Although Belushi and Norris are
good friends, apparently so I wonderif there was ever talk of a Top
Dog Canine crossover, that would havebeen fantastic. Kyle says, canine ain't
no air Buds, So I wantto I want to stop there for one
second. I know I've been talkinga lot here, but I did not

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know this until I opened my ownvideo store. I have my own video
store, be kind Movie Vault inNew Milford, Connecticut, doing great map
by the way, doing great telling, lots of lots of movies. It
was until I opened my video storeand people started to donate movies. And
mostly the people who donate movies aremothers getting rid of their kid stuff that's

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been sitting up in the attic fora while. I honestly did not realize
that air Bud, the original airBud, has like thousands of sequels and
spinoffs. And there's a whole lineof puppy air Bud spinoffs that are like

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Space Buddies and like Puppies Go toSpace and Christmas Buddies, Puppies Power Santa
Slay. Like there's thousands of thesemovies Airbud probably has. And I'm not
even because someone would drop off allthese movies to the store and be like,
oh, I'm donating these films andI would go through it. It
would be eighteen air Bud and airBud sequel movie. I have them all

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in my store. So if you'rean Airbud fanatic, come on down to
New Milford twenty Bank Street, NewMilford and coming to Big Kind movie by
all the air Bud and Puppy Budspin offs you want, they're all less.
Yeah, that is absolutely I guessit does make sense, just because
I think, you know, inthe late nineties early two thousands, I

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remember like they would advertise those airBuds because there were a lot of times
they were direct to video and soyeah, yeah, somethingy would advertise.
Oh man, they were direct tovideo. I mean we're not talking.
You know, five thousand cinemas acrossthe US have Space Buddies or whatever the
but they would advertise them. Ican kind of see. Yep. It's

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interesting, you think, come withthe parents like bringing those things in because
there's a part of me they cansee, like a parent being at like
a Walmart or something and just beinglike, I can't deal with my kid
tonight. I need something exactly whatit is, Yeah, And it's like
Okay, there's another air Bud movie. This this should work, you know,
and it's like, here's number fortynine and the y ah Bud franchise.
Maybe maybe Vin Diesel we're talking aboutfranchise earlier. Maybe Vin Diesel is

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taking his cues from the air Budfranchise. I mean they went to space,
the popular little cute puppies went tospace. Fast and Furious went to
space. I assume there's an airBud or air Buddies, which is the
puppy spinoff version. I presume there'sone where an incredibly effeminate bearded guy tries

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(31:15):
Dcore is gonna want money from you. That's gonna be the goal. If
you have money burning a hole inyour market that you could use for some
things. You know, John hasreally great uh collection of music on on
on band camp you can buy misceniousfambing pictures. I'm back, yeah,
I think, but you know I'vegot some novels on on on Amazon.
Five dollars for one of them onon on Kindle. So sorry, D

(31:36):
Kumar. I know you're there tryingto get some money from some of the
people here, But if you've gotmoney burning a hole in your pocket,
you know we we could use itinstead and and and we won't be scamming
you either. You'll get the productthat we we uh that you'd be buying
from us, right exactly. Pretendto be your friend. You know,
we will be your friend. Wecan be your friend. We're not going
to pretend. We're not gonna makeit seem like we're in a relationship with

(31:56):
you and then take all your money. So this is this is miscellaneous Plumbing
Fixtures is where you can find thealbums. It's miss plumbing Fixtures dot bangcamp
dot com if you scroll all theway to the bottom. What is this,
Matthew? You've got a Christmas albumWoops Christmas. I've compiled twelve of
my Christmas singles over the last manymany years, and it's all in one
glorious package. You have to buythem individually. It's all just there and

(32:21):
it is three dollars fifty map buymy Christmas single my Christmas album rather Woops
Christmas, featuring such classics as BoogieWoogie Christmas, Eric Stalts Christmas, a
New Brain for Christmas, Beady Christmas, and solving all My Problems This Christmas,
as well as the Doctor Action Christmassingle Oh Christmas Lee from the Expendables

(32:51):
Ja Oh Christmasly, Oh Christmasly.It's the Jason Statham Christmas single that's on
there. Who wouldn't want a copyof Whips Christmas? This this uh beautiful.
I'm definitely picking it up. Ididn't know, I don't. I
subscribed to your your your band campand it didn't it didn't give me a
notification that this was out. Ohno, it's it's not new, it's
it's all maybe I already have it. I probably I might already have it.

(33:15):
Then. Yeah, I've just beenadding, Oh look you you are
on Google. This is your DopperGang of namesake. Hang on, Oh
it's not sharing that now, hangon. I was I have to do
it on this one, and Iguess, hang on, I just typed
in, uh your name because Iwas trying to see if it would Matthew
Pourier, author, My author pagecomes up. Look, look at this

(33:37):
is your Dopper gang. This iswhat you would look like if you were
successful but ultimately tedious. This isuh Hi, I work for the Intel
Corporation. But he created the IntelCorporation apparently, right. Yeah, he's
a much bigger deal than me.Yeah. Yeah, you should really walk
You should just walk around claiming yourhim. Right. I think if you

(34:00):
put on a suit and slick yourhair back, you could probably pass for
this guy. I could pull itoff. Yeah, you could pull it
off and just like give an awkwardgrin. Look at this or that's the
most awkward awkward grin. Imaginable butfantastic. Anyway, Matt, poor author.
I was trying to bring up yourauthor paid there it is. Look

(34:20):
at that and Matt has this isgreat. This is a middle aged man
because we kill a D Kumar,you know, come away with all of
money here, right, You knowD Kumar is trying to take money from
our listeners here, and you knowif anybody's going to be taking their money,
it's us. Well look put itthis way. When you like,

(34:42):
when you're trying and watch something onYouTube, now you get an eight minute
advert that you can't scroll through,selling you ship that you don't need,
and claiming that you can lose weightwithout either moving or reducing the amount that
you eat. You two could haveLiam Hendsworth's abs if you just do nothing
but listen to me on YouTube.And you're like, no, that's not
how that works. You either haveto move or eat less or both preferably.

(35:07):
But talking, we're not doing thoseadverts. We're not doing eight minute
long adverts selling your ship you don'tneed. We're saying we're putting on this
whole show for free. We're givingyou something to do on a Tuesday night.
We're talking Jim Belushi, We're saying, how wonderful it is, And
all we're saying is you don't evenhave to pay us for it. But

(35:28):
how about you purchase even more content, whether it's music or books, from
us, Because look at this,Matthew, you've done a wonderful job.
He has reissued all of his novelswith brand new covers, much to my
sugar sugaring, because I was collectingthe original covers and and wanted them all
to match. So now I haveto go back and purchase all of these,

(35:49):
but I'm happy to do that.I can send them to you.
No, I'll be purchasing them,matt You can't stop me. But they've
got all new covers. Look atthese. This is my personal favorite to
go with a gun. I lovethe orange against the purple. It's a
beautiful uh look and feel here.These are all available on Amazon. Come
on now, twelve ninety nine.You can't even buy an assassination for twelve

(36:14):
ninety nine anymore. You can't evenhave a neighbour's cat tapped in the back
of the head twice with a silencefor twelve ninety nine anymore. Believe me,
I've tried. But you can goonline and purchase that went doc Matt
I went doc with it. Youcan go onlinehch just Matt's books for twelve
ninety nine. Well look, ifyou have Kindle unlimited free. Yeah,

(36:37):
they included a Kindle Limited four ninetynine for the Kindle version. The funny
thing is I get the same royaltyjust about for the kindle and paperback.
I don't have a Kindle though,so I have to purchase the bit we
don't need. So if anybody whohave, if you have the app on
your phone, right, so that'syou can also do it that way.
So if you've got or if you'vegot a regular tablet with the Kindle app,

(36:59):
that you But I'm saying to thepeople watching, I get that you
only you make the same amount Kindleor otherwise. But someone can't walk up
to the app on your phone ata dinner party and look at the app
on your phone and be like,oh, that's really interesting. What is
that book all about? Is whatis the movie the book Haltman Arms all

(37:20):
about? Please tell me all aboutit, and maybe I'll go on and
purchase my own copy. With thisgorgeous royal tene mounds like a building on
the front cover here, which I'ma big fan of But if you have
the books on your bookshelf, conversationpiece, a big conversation piece. When
anyone comes down into my office here, which is the room that we're in,

(37:40):
you can see over there on thatwall, I have a bookshelf here,
and when anyone goes over to thatbookshelf, I have a whole shelf
on there that is all just bookswritten by my friends. Because I have
the most talented and amazing friends onthe planet. And my friend Johns has
written a trilogy of books. Matthas written five books. Now is it

(38:04):
Matt five six four books? Andthen the Bainbridge is like kind of a
novella. Yeah, well, let'scall it six books. Let's not five
books. We're called five book.Yeah, sell out Bainbridge's. Let's call
it sixt because what you're saying isthat if Bainbridge is a full book,
all the others are essentially two books. So let's call it twelve books.
Matt's written twelve books, and myother friend John's written three. My friend

(38:29):
Jim has had his poems published myOwen Friel from the Action Elite podcast.
His brother Edward has written a book. I've got all sorts of books.
Tim Grossad in Pittsburgh has written grossmovie review books and various other things.
My friend Abby has some great illustratedguides to Japan and some comic books and

(38:49):
things that she's written. I haveall of those, Matt. It's my
conversation piece. I walk over toit and I say, this is how
talented my friend group is. Ireally don't deserve them. And I tell
all the people about your books,and so you can't do that with kindle
Matt, unless you're one of thosepeople who's like, okay, everyone look
at me. I'm gonna start scrolling, and then everyone hates you and they
want you to all over into aburning fire. I have to say too,

(39:13):
I have John Wallace that wrote TheHammer. No, that was his
brother Jim Waller. Yes, oh, Jim Waller says, not only just
poetry, but he has two books, one from After Movie Dina Press,
which is The Blokedown the pub TalksHamahara, and then another one that he
self published, which was his areYou Hurtling Towards God knows what? His

(39:37):
book of Poems, which is stillable to be picked up via aftermobe Diner
dot com as well. Yeah,and and the bloke blook down the pub
talking about Hammer films. I ownthat and I use it whenever Spingouli does
a Hammer film, I go tothe book and see what what what he
thought of it, and uh,yeah, just sort of them. Uh

(40:00):
it's it's it's a really cool guybecause it's like, it's it's really cool,
like like because Fingali will do aHammer film like maybe once a month,
and it's always kind of great tosee see what John thought about it
when I, you know, asI'm uh uh scrolling through there and and
he gives really great I mean,they're they're hilarious, but also really insightful
because I mean he doesn't really givehe gives the movie away, but he

(40:20):
it's it's it's a really they're they'rereally great reviews. And someone who's wanting
to get into Hammer films, ifyou're someone who's like thinking about it,
or if you love them, yeah, it's it's I I can't recommend that
enough. Now. I agree,Matt. I think it's one of the
one of the things I wish hadcome out of the Aftermovie Dina was that
series taking off. I had nothingto do with that other than I gave

(40:42):
him a platform to publish it on. But I do genuinely feel that in
the world of film reviews, uhand comedic writing and just and just coffee
table books in general, I genuinelythink it's a really really fun one to
delve in too, because it workson so many levels. It works because

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it's for people who don't know it'sHammer horror reviews for reviews of hamm horror
films written by what we call,lovingly in England, the pubgob shape,
which is the guy who sits downat the end of the bar and when
he hears you, like, you'llsay to your wife or something, sure,
I'll get a couple more margaritas inor whatever, and he'll look up
from the end of the bar overa you know, four hour long,

(41:28):
grimy, moldy, brown, thickpint that he's been drinking of pink slop
or something that they've given him.He'll look up over his pint and go,
wow, you know the thing aboutthe margarita, and then it'll give
you like a long history of Spanishcocktails and you'll be like, I really
just wanted to order a drink andnot be bothered by you. So we

(41:49):
call those pubgob shapes, and welove them. But at the same time,
every time someone wow, you know. The funny thing about wazls is
you know they'll always have some bitof information that they just pulled out of
their ass. Hopefully the internet's killingthem off. Hopefully the internet is.
You know, someone's like, wow, you know the thing about the three
toed Genoa and you look it upand you go, no, that's not

(42:09):
that's not a real fact. Idon't know where you got that thing.
The thing about the canoe is you'rejust making stuff up now. Hopefully has
killed them off. But the thingwith the pub gup shades, so you've
got that, you've got the comedicof And another thing I want to tell
you about this Hamma horror film,which is always fun. But then he

(42:30):
always he managed in the sixty plusHammer reviews that he did, to always
zone in on one thing, andit was either a story treat it was
either using the story as a metaphorfor something happening today, or it was
a director or a writer or something. It was some element, some piece
that he would pull out and zoomin on, and he would write the

(42:53):
review around this idea. So hewould focus on like the tavern owner as
a character in Hamma horror films,like a staple, the butler is a
staple or whatever, because there's alwaysthese kind of staples that keep reoccurring in
ham A horror films. And andso there's that element, and then lastly

(43:14):
there's the film review element, andso you put those three things together.
I just think it's a fantastic bookand more people should find out about it.
It's on the website aftermovie down todot com. It's by J.
E. A. Wallace. It'scalled The Blug Down the Pub bangs on
about hamm A horror films and it'sfantastic. Yeah, I can't agree more.
I mean it it's it's sort oflike it really gets you in the

(43:37):
like the the right I don't knowif you necessarily need to be in a
right headspace for hammer horror films,but it definitely gets you in like kind
of this mode of like I'm readyto watch this now, like I really
like I saw it on the onthe on the TV guide or I saw
that it was available. I thoughtit's on two B or something like that,
and I thought I might want tocheck this out. But now it's
like I really need to see it. I need to see like all these
little moments that he talked about,I need to see them kind of come

(43:59):
to life on the screen there,you know. And I think that if
this show continues to any degree,we might have to write a very own
Jim Belushi, the Ultimate Jim BelushyCompendium. I like, compendium is a
good word for a coffee table book. It just means we got a bunch

(44:20):
of shit we put in a book, we're bound in whatever. But but
what about the Belushi Compendium? Wecould be the ones who wrote that.
Yeah, Yeah, I mean Ithink that so many of these moves,
the movies we've seen so far,like they just lend themselves to like a
similar treatment, though very different treatment, right, because uh, you know
it would be a very Belushy specifictreatment. But it's you know, it's

(44:43):
there's such a unique Belushy element toothat it's almost like it's like the Blushy
would be the thing that would beanchoring on, but it would be that
unique Belushi that we're getting from eachmovie. Yes, and try saying unique
Belushi three times fast when you've justbeen hit by a semi after downing several
Margarita's. You know that's by sayingthat three times fast. It's wonderful,

(45:08):
Matt, that this is where we'reat now. So lastly, before we
start the movie and start watching thefilm, Mister Destiny, which although not
a Christmas movie, is very FrankCapra esque, very it's a wonderful life
style. So it fits for Christmas, let's talk Christmas a little bit.

(45:29):
Let's get let's get a little little, a little seasonal. I have my
harmonica here in honor of Belushi,because Belu she never goes anywhere without at
least three harmonicas I have. Ihave three right here. I have an
A harmonica, a D harmonica,and a C harmonica. So I have

(45:51):
three. I don't know why I'mbringing that up, but so that's a
very blue she asked blues riff.And that'll lead us into talking blue Shy
Christmas. What do you think blueshe does for Christmas? Man? What
do you imagine a blue shi Christmas? Is? Like? Yeah, I
mean I feel like with the Albanianpiece, that there's got to be like

(46:15):
lots of like smoked cured meats involved. I feel like, I mean,
obviously that there's gonna be some kindof big prime rib roast or something like
that. But that like they goout and kill and skin an ocelot and
that or a canoe or a yakor some kind of animal like that,

(46:35):
alpaca or something. Yeah, theyalpacas in Albania. I mean, they
should do alpacas Albania. That's Ithink that's a bud eight. I think
his alpacas in Albania. It's theplan to rejuvenate their economy, right,
It's something they just start everybody stuffraising alpacas in Albania. Suddenly they'll become
like the crown jewel of the EuropeanUnion or they'll be allowed to even be

(46:58):
in the europe. And I don'teven know if they've been a lot to
be in the European Union yet,So it's like I don't know if they
are. Yeah, I think they'rejust like Albania. You got to get
your your ship together first before youcan be in the EU. Right,
Well, we don't really know whereto start. And now it's like,
hey, we know where to start. Alpakis. You know, we'll start
over there and you start raising themand just making sweaters and things like that.

(47:21):
Yeah, I mean, I don'tknow what they I mean Albania.
I've seen a documentary in Albania.I imagine they have goats. I imagine
they have a bears, they havetheir state. They have the bud obviously
on the the the flag. Thendo you know what type of bud?
It is? A falcon? Falcon? Maybe falcon? Yeah, that sounds

(47:44):
Albanian, the falcon, the majesticAlbanian falcon bird on Albanian flag. Yeah,
what is it about in the Albanianflag? Oh, here we go,
we have to search here. It'sa black headed eagle. Actually,
wow, so I was wrong withSo what our band is saying is America,

(48:06):
we see your one bald eagle occasionallysuperimposed on the stars and stripes.
Fuck it, we are officially puttinga double headed mule eagle on our flag
permanently. It won't be occasionally superimposedon some kind of spray painted truck or
some kind of t shirt people bought, you know, the Dollar General.

(48:28):
This is because, by the way, classy ship never has eagles on it.
Do you know what I mean?Like, it isn't a tuxedo with
like a majestic eagle on it?And if it is, it's the sort
of tuxedo that some pop country starwould wear with a whole like back window
with like an American flag and aneagle, right, Like, you're not

(48:50):
saying or Bentley or something like that, right, yeah, yeah, No
one's driving around in a stretched limothat's painted with the stars and stripes the
eagle and uh you know that,don't step on misteak or something. So
much iconography, Matt. You wouldthink that these people, you know,

(49:10):
purporting to be religious would know thatin the Bible that idolatry is one of
the worst sins that you can commit. But these guys are all about idolatry,
sir, plastering as they do,every single square inch of their land
with the false idols. I onlyrecognize the one true idol, and that
is Jim Blush. Yeah. Well, and for us, right, because

(49:35):
we don't purport to be you know, staunch Christians or you know, we
don't purport to be any of that. So for us, we were perfectly
well within our rights to We're notconsidered hypocrites at all for worshiping at the
altar of pollution. Oh no,I have plenty of belushi altars in my
house to be scared. Mister Blueshiif you if you're still watching, you

(49:58):
know, I think that's probably withinmy rights as I don't know what I
am anymore, Matt. I've lostlost my identity. But whatever I used
to be, that's that's that's oneit is. But oh the one so
we were talking about can I andwe talked about dog things. We'll get
back to a blue Shie Christmas ina minute, I'm sorry. The one

(50:20):
thing we do Beethoven. The otherthing I found out Beehoven has like five
sequels, right, ye, holdwas in a Beethoven movie, Yes,
because I don't think they. Idon't think Charles Groden was in all of
them. But I think he hatesthat he was in any of them.
I think I think when he wasalive, if you brought up that he
was in a Beethoven movie, Iremember Croden was really quickly was that he

(50:45):
was on Conan O'Brien show one time, and he had a talk show on
CNBC. When it first started,they replaced it with reruns of Conan.
He was on Conan O'Brien, youknow, promoting something else, and Connor
was like, how do you feelabout the fact that my re runs of
my show replaced Jerry Show. He'slike, yeah, let's not talk about
it. He was like he waslike kind of joking but also not happy

(51:06):
it was. It was That's myone Croden memory. I wonder what Hollywood
graph you would have to be onto slide from Groden to Reinhold, do
you know what I mean? Like, there's there's a there's a graph somewhere
and like the cigar chopping executive's officethat I've gotta make cigar And he's like,
get me, Charles Gronen in here, and he's like, Grodan's asking

(51:28):
too much money. I don't evenpay the dog that much. And the
dog's name is in the fucking titleof the movie Get Me. And he
looks around to this chart and it'sjust got like, you know, Charles
Groden and uh, Judge Reinhold andPeter Gallagher and you know whoever? I
mean, I don't know who elsewould be on that. Jim Varney,

(51:51):
I don't want. There's just likea list of fucking bizarre b movie guys
on it. Don the Dragon Wilsonon there. For some reason we don't
understand why Lou Diamond Phillips, GaryBusey. Now you're getting it that kind
of there's a scale, the GorodenJuicy scale, and underneath each of their

(52:13):
names is what they'll what they'll selltheir soul for. It's like a price,
you know what I mean. Andright next to like Judge Reinhold,
it's like fifty grand and a bucketof chips or something, or you know,
or a happy ending at a localmassage, filo, whatever it is

(52:34):
that they're paying right hold off inKorean hand jobs. So he Judge Reinhold
is on there and he's looking atGrowdon's after too much money. Fucking dog
doesn't even get paid that much.And his name's in the title of thing.
What sequel is this? Part three? So oh fucking three, fucking
doesn't matter where we at, Oh, Judge Reinhold, he'll take fifty grand

(52:55):
and a fucking hand jump around theback of a liquor store. That'll do.
Let's let's get him on here.Like there's a scale, and then
ultimately you get down to Tony Shallhoobor someone and they're like this pre monk
Shawhop I think after post monkey,he's able to ask for more after more
monkey was he was just post Monkshall whoop asking for fuh Yeah. I'm

(53:22):
trying to think who you would getme John Ridder's son, Jason Ridder,
what's he? I think, likemaybe Jake Bucies. Who you get post
Shaloub when they couldn't get Shaloop.I guess it's you know, yeah,
or Don like like Don Swayze isdefinitely on that list. Joe Estevez is

(53:42):
on that. Chris Penn sadly wason that list. He's like, he's
you know, he's any any famousbrother of a of a famous person,
you know what I mean? LiamHen who's the other Hemsworth? You there's
a third Hemsn't there's Liam Chris,and then there's another Well but Liam is

(54:05):
the he the lesser one, right, And there's a lesser Wilson brother isn't
there isn't There There's there's two regularWilson's, and then there's there's Owen and
uh Luke Luke. But then there'sa third one who occasionally shows up in
Where's Anderson Films? And I can'tthat could be let me let me see

(54:25):
will say whose brother is? Maybebecause you've got eighty eight Baldwins to choose
from. Although isn't it odd howthey used to be in the Baldwin scale.
It used to be, uh,you know Alec then who was sliver
of Baldwin. Oh, oh,William William that's it. Yeah, sorry,

(54:46):
you had Ali, had William,then you had Daniel because he'd been
on homicide. So they were like, all right, he's got a TV
show under his belt, Then you'reDaniel. Then you've got Steven, you
know what I mean. Yet,isn't it odd how the Baldwins now over
time have leveled out, Like thereisn't one Baldwin you'd rather see, you

(55:07):
know what I mean. There's notthat thing where you look at the video
company go oh thank god, it'sWilliam Baldwin. Like no one's ever said
that. They've always just gone,oh fucking Baldwin's in this fuck, you
know what I mean, Especially ifyou wait around occasionally in the nineties erotic
thriller genre, you'd be surprised howmany times Stephen Baldwin pops up either Nobin

(55:30):
Patsy Kenzid or wants the name ChristySwanson, or you know, he's often
doing Lara Flynn Boyle and him andboy and king and stuff. You're just
like when added fucking Stephen Baulwa it'slike usual suspects and then right into the
nineties erotic thrillers and dangerous, dangerousreligion. Yeah, well that's the thing.

(55:55):
He there had to be one baldand that had to be a religious
conservative, right. It was almostlike Stephen was like, I'm here,
I'll take it. Take It's what'sgoing once handsome a lister, now chubby
joke who's eventually going to kill someone. One never like one always ran c

(56:15):
lister who's going to try and piggybackon the back of Alex fame, and
and small miserably one always chubby loserwho's going to do a series of either
schlubby stepdad or schlubby cop rolls uh. And then you've got religious conservative.
Which one do you want to be? Steven, I'll take the last one.

(56:36):
Sounds good? Do I get todo a lot of nineties eerotic thrillers
with actresses way more confident and sexierthan I am. Yes, that is
something that will happen, Steven,Great, I'll sign up for that.
That's I mean, that's that's whathe's signed a soloup for, you know.
Yeah, well, of course healso did cut Away the the parachuting
movie that start him Dennis Rodman.Casper van Deen, Yes, Casper Vanden

(56:59):
is definitely on the the Growden uhscale. It was like, we need
we need a Groden. We can'tafford Groden, but we need someone who's
better looking than Judge Ryanhold, whatdo we have here? Oh Casper nine?
Uh no, I love that idea, uh scale. On one end

(57:21):
of his grown child's growing. Theother end is Dean Kine and everyone in
between. Because if you're if you'reby the way, if you're casting Dean
Kine, you're really I mean,there is you know, you might as
well be casting uh uh what's hisname? Journy loves charging guy? What's
this? You might as well castby. It's equally confusing as to why

(57:42):
you would do either of those twothings. Yeah, there was There used
to be a time with Dean kanwhere it was like, well he was
in Superman, so Superman Show,and it's like we I think what we've
been able to see with him ishow long that that wears off? Because
we never get to see it withChristopher res unfortunately, because you know,
he got injured and was paralyzed,so we never get to see when it

(58:04):
when it wears up, we getto see it with with Dean Kane that
probably about ten years later. Youcan get about ten years out of it,
and then you're right, you know, if you don't have anything else
to bring to the table, you'reyou're gonna be relegated. Yeah, that's
that's what's gonna happen. So Idon't know anyway, Belushi, Christmas?
What is Blushi doing this? Great, He's he's killing anything a massive animal

(58:24):
on his round and Oregon, whatelse is he doing? Well, I
mean, I've got to think thatthat there's got to be like I imagine
his place has some kind of soundstage where people just show up and there's
like like microphones and instruments and harmonicasas eighty eighty nine thousand harmonicas. They're

(58:45):
all the same key. They're alljust in the key of A. But
he thinks they're different harmonica, andno one has the guts to tell him
these are essentially if they're all inone key, they're all essentially the same,
yeah, harmonica. Because it's notlike there's two had. There's there's
this harmonica like a blues harp,and then there's a chromatic harmonica, which

(59:07):
is the one that Stevie Wonder playson all his songs that is able to
do that oscillating sound that that's alot more uh sort of flowery and melodic
and has a lot more notes thana blues harp. That's a chromatic harmonica.
Uh. But that's it for harmonica, you know what I mean.

(59:30):
I mean, there's those like bigbass ones I suppose if you're just kind
of doing those, But I mean, ultimately that's all there is. It's
not a complex instrument. Uh,it's just Uh. This one in particular's
ten reads, ten thin wooden readswith a metal casing and just uh,

(59:50):
which sounds like an interstitial from accordingto Jim, you know what I mean,
Like something would happen on according toJim, and then you would hear
luck in the basement and the Courtneythorn smit is a way for the weekend,
and then do the harmonica go tocommercial. That's exactly something that would

(01:00:15):
happen, uh, and it wouldjust go well, and then going to
the next scene where they've already eateneverything in the basement, Like there's just
twist packets and Twinkie wrappers and justeverywhere they've already eaten and it just says
like an hour later, that's thecaption on the thing. In an hour,

(01:00:36):
they've already gone like completely bananasn't stircrazy. It's like what Roseanne went
to commercial good point, Yeah,exactly. Yeah, It's like it's like
the Seinfeld bass guitar whatever, Likeit's that those interstitials in between the scenes.

(01:00:58):
That's uh, that's what it is. And that's so whenever I do
that now, I'm going to bethinking of According to Jim Jim Belushi,
the episode where him and the schlubbyneighbor get trapped in the basement for hours,
but it's literally for it's like threeand a half hours, but they
act like the daughter comes home andjust opens the door. It was unlocked
the whole time. It felt likeit was locked. It was you know.

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After three hours, they're both inlike rags, shivering on the floor
like they've been in in a confinementfor twenty days or whatever, like it's
something out of Shawshank Redemption or whatever, you know, where they just like
look up at a crack of light, and Courtney Thorn spits. She's like,
what biggering on? Or whatever?The door's been over the whole time,

(01:01:43):
the ovens are on, the dogson fire, and they both just
look at each other and it justgoes like, that's you know what I
mean, Like, it's it's theit's the sitcom equivalent of what what so

(01:02:04):
tonight as we have sitcom moments,I will be I will be utilizing the
rocket for it, which is great. So he's playing harmonica, people are
singing carols. What what carols arethey singing? What's your favorite Christmas song?
Do you have a favorite Christmas?I mean, I think there's got
to be Blue Christmas, right,it's gotta be good. Well, the

(01:02:29):
kind of group that he's gonna havethere, they're gonna be doing Elvis ones
probably Otis Redding maybe This Christmas,and they'll have like some kind of soulful
jazzy voice coming out of a Brothersversion of This Christmas, Last Christmas,
Last, Last Christmas is last Christmas, This Christmas, This Christmas is the

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Dunny Hathaway, you know Christmas.Yeah, No, I was thinking,
like last Christmas, you get letyou take a really cheese. He pop
song and they blues it up.They blues brother and brothers it up.
Carl is saying Christmas in Hollis orclearly so you're thinking Blushy and Acroyd go
full rap on us or whatever,beginning to say how it starts, and

(01:03:17):
it's just and by the way,I'm not going to rap because I'm white,
I'm English and I can't rap,so why am I? Do you
know what I mean? She wouldn'tlet any of that bother head full steam
ahead go into the Christmas in Hollisrap. In fact, I think if
you look up the according to JimChristmas episode, he probably ends the episode
wrapping Christmas in Hollis with that act. Yeah, and he would do like

(01:03:43):
the hand motions and stuff like that, and it wouldn't be cringy at all
for him. For the rest everybodywas there, with the rest of humanity,
anybody who's outside of that space,like, please start. I think
I wonder if we were ever invitedto the Blushy compound or something like that,

(01:04:05):
to your compound, I would besuch a great guest. I feel
like we'd be so wrapped up init that we would be cheering for him
and not be cringing at all.Yeah, there's probably that moment where you
know, in the middle of Belushidancing or whatever, you would kind of
be like, this is kind ofcool. I can kind of accept that

(01:04:29):
you would get swept up, especiallyif you'd had several blushy edibles. Kyle
is saying the English irresponsible for Wings, which did the worst Christmas song of
all time. It is amazing thatthat that Paul McCartney, who is responsible
for so many of the greatest songsever, like just so many singles suck.

(01:04:49):
Yeah, I mean that that,you know, simply having a wonderful
Christmas time. It's almost like hejust like, did you know, bang
something out in five minutes and said, there you go, I'm Paul McCartney.
You know, that's exactly what hedid do. Even the Beatles Christmas
stuff that they used to release withthe Beatles Magazine, even their song,
which I quite like, all theysing is the word Christmas over and over

(01:05:13):
and over. And whereas if youpick up Miscellaneous Plumbing Fixtures album Whoop's Christmas,
I've written a whole Christmas ode toEric Staltz. It's just that McCartney.
You can't you fraud You've never writtenin Eric Staltz Christmas in your life?
I have and twenty songs about DonaldPleasants. McCartney, You're a hackh

(01:05:40):
me a McCartney song about Donald Pleasantce'sepisode of Colombo, and then I'll be
impressed. I have one of those, Matt. I've written a song about
Donald and it's one of the bestsongs you've ever heard. I don't care.
It's such a really good song.That album has has my favorite one
of my favorite songs of that secondpleasant one and I can't think of the

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name of it. It's the oneyou know where your father's footsteps. Yes,
but the line they're like, there'salways gotta be somebody stays behind and
waves to the train and all thattrain. Isn't it a great line?
Yeah? Yes, yeah, Ilove that. And so yeah, Kyle's
saying truth that that album for peopleout there, the Donald Pleasants albums are
just you capture. I mean,the Clumbo one, of course is fantastic,

(01:06:27):
but what Donald pleasant is as asan actor, it's yeah, it's
just absolutely fantastic. Yeah, Ithink people should check them. The lovely
thing about the train. One wasthat I got to talk about the romance
of the trains. There's this wholeidea of like the romance of the trains.
But what you don't realize is thatif you work for the train company,

(01:06:47):
most people are not train drivers.Most people station managers or you know,
ticket checkers or whatever they are.Right, that's a pretty unromantic life.
But we've romanticized the train, youknow, especially steam trains and all
that right there. But also theactor's life, especially like a traveling minstrel

(01:07:08):
type actor that, like Pleasants,was in the early days going from either
TV show to TV show, orfilm to film, or theater to theater,
like busking his wares, as theysay. There's something romantic about that
as well. So the idea thatyou can make romance from the guy who
stays behind, because there always hasto be a guy who stays behind,

(01:07:29):
as much as you can draw aromance from the guy who's off to you
know, search for fame and fortune. I liked the juxtapositioned that, and
it came out of nothing other thana Wikipedia entry that talks about how his
father tried to get him to bea station manager with him and Donald was
like, I really want to bean actor. Dad, and he did
work on the trains up north inEngland for a bit, but you know,

(01:07:54):
left to pursue this career in acting, which as we all know,
is hugely successful. And so whenyou read that in a sentence in Wikipedia,
like there's so much rich, likeyou know, the father son dynamic,
you know, the like it justit writes itself bat So I was
very happy about it. Yeah,and I even kind of thought it was
like sort of the English expat traditionwhere you know, you know, people

(01:08:16):
from England kind of go out tothe rest of the world, but there's
still a lot of people who stilllive in it. You know, there's
always family behind in England who sortof like say, watched the train,
you know, and sort of likeDonald Pleasants kind of going out to make
his way in the world, andhis dad is there watching the train go,
you know, staying behind in Englandas well. Yeah, And when
I was doing a lot of thePleasant stuff, a woman wrote to me

(01:08:39):
on Facebook on the Facebook page thatI have all about Donald Pleasants, and
because I have a Facebook page allabout Donald Pleasant, and she wrote to
me and said, my dad inthe seventies used to hang out with Donald
Pleasants. I think I've got aphoto or two around here somewhere, And
she sent me a photograph of DonaldPleasants hanging out in the back garden with

(01:08:59):
a dad, both both with pintsin hand. John He's wearing like a
comedy hat that he's put on likea georgey angle in order to look comic.
And they just sat two old fellasin the backyard with a pint each
and rolled shirt sleeves because there wereno T shirts back then, Matt people
wore collar shirts at the height ofsummer. And he's just sat there with

(01:09:25):
his comedy hat on or whatever.And I'm like the fact that I never
got to have a beverage with myidol Pleasants. This is the next best
thing, is this photograph. SoI have that photograph. That's absolutely amazing.
Yeah, I just imagining Pleasants inthat environment, because you you think
of him as an actor and allthe roles he plays as an actor,
but thinking of him as a human, you know, right, not acting.

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Yeah, well, that's that's oneof the other things. When I
found out a Wikipedia that he'd hadfive wives, five wives done, four
wives done. Forget whether it's fouror five. Anyway, he had a
lot of wives, and he hadenough way you'd think, all right,
that's that's one too many. Butit was the fact that there's there's if

(01:10:11):
you google him, there's no reportsof you know, he's a terrible dad
or a terrible husband, or aterrible father or a terrible whatever. There's
no like, no one ever hadanything bad to say about Donald Pleasants.
But the wives are all suspiciously closetogether. So although I don't ever indicate,
you know, any impropriety on Don'spart in the song, I do

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mention the fact that all the wiveswere incredibly close together, and you probably
had entirely too many wives, whichI think is another good Who's McCartney,
You've not done that, have you? You've never written the Donald Pleasants wives
song? I have. Yeah.If you look at his Wikipedia page right,
it's the first wife from nineteen fortyone to fifty eight, the second

(01:10:53):
one from fifty nine to seventy,third one seventy to eighty eight, and
then the fourth one eighty eight,and then that's I think maybe he stayed
with her until he passed. Butthere's it's overlap. In almost every case,
you're expecting to see one that saidthe year is actually earlier than the
last one. Right. For thosetwo years there in the sixties, Don

(01:11:15):
was a bigger mess. He gotit all squared away. It's like nineteen
sixty eight. No one wife islike nineteen fifty nine to nineteen seventy one,
and then the other wife is nineteensixty eight, and you're like,
wait, what the three years thereat the end of the sixties, Donald
was a bigger mess. Oh therewas what was it? What was it?

(01:11:39):
I sent you earlier in the week. Oh my god, I was
having so much fun with this.Oh, leave it to bev leave it
to be that was my favorite.Oh my god. I was just be
like, leave it to beave it. And it was the family would go
out, they'd be describing to beaveit. Who'd be this guy, like

(01:12:00):
a construction worker, who would lookhe looked reasonably sober. At the beginning
of the show. The family wouldbe like, so we're thinking of some
archways and this and blah blah blahblah. He goes all right, and
he's just like leaning on the counter, looking a little suzzled. The family
goes out for the day and thecamera follows them and they go on theme

(01:12:20):
park rides and stuff like that.Just leave it to beave it and then
and then the family come home,like we see we see beaming in the
house with a hammer and a pipe, just drinking pinte, hitting things with
the hammer and leave it to beit and then the family come home.

(01:12:45):
At the end of the episode,It'stroy and leave it is just lying on
the floor, covered in greasy slicesof ham can still in his hand.
Well, it looks like the Johnsonfamily left it to be there. It'd

(01:13:06):
be like that. That was itthe Home, Home and Garden Channel or
something like that, Like it wouldbe the perfect show for that, you
know, like the oh the HDTV. Yeah, AHDTV, Like, oh,
that's what I was imagining it.Yeah, yeah, leave it to
be it. You know, it'slike between the property brothers and then whoever
else, it's leave it to beYeah, between between twenty year olds who
somehow have a budget of one pointeight million on a start at home in

(01:13:30):
Toronto. So what is your budgetfor this? Wow? You know,
we think we can stretch to onepoint eight million one point eight in the
suburbs of Toronto. What do youwant to castle. I don't know.
The suburbs of Toronto might be veryhoity toity for a line hour, they're

(01:13:54):
expensive. I actually saw an articleabout that today. Really, I just
I know, I know that thatshow was filmed in Toronto. That's why
I used the name. But yeah, some guy wrote an article about how
he's living. He was living inQueens in the US and he had he
met a woman online who lived inToronto and she told him, Oh,
it's so much cheaper, come andmove to Toronto, and apparently the rent

(01:14:15):
is better, right, rent ischeaper, but I actually want to own
a house that's just as expensive asbuying a house in New York, right,
And he's like, Toronto has likehalf of what New York City has,
and he's like everybody that lives inToronto hates it when I say that,
but it's true. And it's like, you know, well, okay,
then the outskirts of Winnipeg then likethe few couples on the outskirts of
Winnipeg, now we're gonna get angryletters from Canada. Well, actually Winnipeg

(01:14:39):
is particularly oh Okay, yellow Knife, yellow Knife in more than territories?
Does that work? Two million dollarsfor a house British Columbia, Kamloops.
Can we go with that? BritishColumbia. No, not British Columbia.
That's not the right way, isit. It is? Yeah, British
Columbia, but it is British Columbia, it is. Yeah, I know
what I'm talking about. Yeah,BC, I'll be what up, BC

(01:15:02):
pals. I've got some friends upthere. I've actually got some friends in
Kamloops in that area of Canada.So they've had the hoe down, They've
had the immense amounts of gaming,meats, And how does Belushi wrap up
the night? What's his what's hiseggnog cocktail combination? What's he putting in

(01:15:23):
there? Boy? I mean rumright? Probably, you know, right
off the back, we're just goingrum right, Yeah, probably a clear
rum. I think he would doa clear rum in his eggnog. Crystal
Head vodka, yeah, Danny Acoidshooked him up with the old Crystal Head.
Yeah, but I feel that bythe end of the night he's drinking
brown liquor straight out of a glass. I think by the end of the

(01:15:47):
night. He's on heavy stout,yeah, that he's had flown in from
Island or Scotland or somewhere. It'sjust it's it's it's eighty three percent sediment
exactly. He's like chewing it ashe's drinking it. Right, He's spitting
the pieces out, is he andblowing the pieces out through his harmonica.

(01:16:14):
You can't be too close because youget the children who he's forced to sit
down the front row of the youknow, because it's Daddy's special evening or
whatever. The children's and there they'vejust got a long line across all of
their foreheads of bits of beer thathave been blown through harmonica, and it's
just a speckled line across them,like a dirt tire track. Yeah.

(01:16:42):
I feel like like you like,the whole concert singing thing goes on like
kind of all night that like youknow, actually people, yeah, did
they please start right there? Becausebecause the compound is probably hard to like
leave there at night because it's probablydark and driving. It's like and there's
no uber it's going to pick youup on Christmas Eve, you know,

(01:17:02):
so it's certainly not at Blue She'scompound in Oregon. No Uber's I think
ubers aren't even allowed to go there. They've actually removed it from the uber
mat service. So you're stuck.You're stuck with it, and you just
have to accept the fact that you'reprobably not gonna get sleep that night,
because even if you're dead tired andyou want to just pass out, you

(01:17:24):
start to kind of sleep, andthen all of a sudden you hear like
some screaming and yelling, you know, like you know, like bad like
blues singing, like the dan Ackroykind of bad ble like ah, you
know, I mean, I can'tthink of actual words. It's just kind
of mumbling it, you know.But it's just like, you know,
like that that great has they're thatgreat At this particular blue Shi party has

(01:17:47):
gone back on cocaine, and he'swandering out in the crowd and giving everyone
like making everyone a blues brother orBlues sister, like he's giving everyone fake
names. He's like, you arejosephat Blues and you are Henri Blues and

(01:18:08):
you are And people are like,I'm not anything, what's going on?
And Aco is just like doling outblues brother names and demanding everyone to wear
dark glasses and they're like, wait, how many brothers and sisters do we
have? Now? Jim, Jimis feeling less and less special with each
because he's just the janitor is nowJanitor Blues, and the guy mopping up

(01:18:30):
after the horses or whatever is likeJeff Blues and Jim's like, wait,
well I was you know Jim isz Blues. I think that's his name.
I think so. And the he'sfeeling less and less secure as his
place as the official third Blues Brotherbecause that a quotes just lips off his

(01:18:54):
gord, handing out Blues brother andBlue sister names to everybody, and every
everyone is confused. Nobody wants them, Matt. Every he's like, you
are now, I bequeath you.You are now, you know on all
the old Blues. But everyone's likestart with it. No, we don't
want to. I don't need that. Yeah. And then suddenly there's like
a little kid dancing around dressed asa Blues brother and everyone's vomiting. It's

(01:19:18):
yeah, it's it becomes messy,Matt, That's how I see it.
Yeah, No, I think you'reright, And I think it's like like
there's there's probably some tension the nextday when people start speaking about their Blues
Brothers names and Jim overhears and maybegets a little bit sensitive about it,
like you know, you're really nota Blues but you're really you know,

(01:19:39):
he was really drunk, he wasreally giving out those names, like you
really, you know, he islike to Acoid gets a like a mass
letter that everyone is claiming royalties forthe Blues Brother's friend, like eighty five
people. They were like you werethere that night July twenty twenty two where

(01:20:02):
you bequeathed me the name for BertholdBlues. Well, now I'm here to
collect. And Jim's like, wait, this is you know, because he
had to borrow the Blues Brother's brandfor his weed, and he's like,
wait, do I now have topay? There's a whole episode of Growing
Blushi about it where he has togo to South America and get these three
strains of weed that no one's everheard of, that are only owned by

(01:20:25):
the mystical Shaman of the Hillside ofSouth America. And of course they're going
to give it to Blueshie. Imean, who else would they? I
mean if anyone else showed up,you know, if what's his name,
who's married to Beyonce. What's hisname? Oh, jay Z, that's
it. If jay Z showed up, they're not giving it to jay Z.
But if Belushi shows up, they'regiving it to JB. That's what

(01:20:48):
I'm saying. I'm JC they're givingit to JB. And so that's what
I'm saying is that there's a wholeepisode about it. And then when he
comes back and gives it to Acoid, aquad is like, you have done
well, my son. You havetraveled to the deepest dark in South America's
to find the holy concoction of weedmadness that I just came up out of

(01:21:10):
my brain, and you have comeback here. And I would be honored
to put the Blues Brothers crest onit, because Acroyd thinks he's like Acroad,
thinks the Blues Brothers are like theKennedy's, or that he thinks he's
high on the hog with this stuff, and maybe, listen, maybe he
is. I mean, being marriedto Donna Dixon and having not one,

(01:21:31):
but like three major franchisable you know, he's had a house of Blues,
Blues Brothers, Ghostbusters, and ofcourse the rich history and heritage of the
movie Neighbors that everyone loves. Andobviously Doctor Detroit, that's another one that

(01:21:53):
keeps making him the money, keepsmaking them the money. Well, he
had the My Girl franchise, ofcourse, the very but no, I
mean, Acroid's done surprisingly well forhimself. My stepmother was an alien and
My Girl. And isn't he inChristmas with the Cranks or is that someone

(01:22:14):
else? No, that's Jaminie Curtain, isn't that Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
But I'm just saying, you know, it's it's been a good road
for Racroid. It's been a roadpaved with money made from Blues Brothers stuff,
I suppose. Yeah, did hegive any of that to, you
know, any of the African Americanartists that he's been still in from for
the last forty five years. Anyway, we should probably watch the movie,

(01:22:39):
dude at sometimes. Yes, Imean, I don't care. Listen,
I could talk about this all night. The sweater is coming off though,
Matt. Yeah. I always gointo these thinking like I'm cold, I'm
going to put my hooding on.But I know, eventually, just sitting
in here talking it just you know, I gotta go T shirt. Yeah,

(01:23:00):
I'm gonna I'm gonna quickly go grabanother beverage, okay, and then
we'll start in the movie. Whydon't you talk to people who are watching?
No one's watching and while I've gone, and I'll be back in two
minutes. All right? That soundsgreat. Yeah, and I saw Kyle
you mentioned shout out to Donny P. Drunkly cut the bar in half of
the chainsaw. Oh John escaping there. I like the pillow there, the

(01:23:26):
the ash from Evil dead pillow there. I don't have anything of that cool.
I've got just my office chair here, so nothing as cool as that.
All right, we hear something goingon there. Yeah, So this
movie we're gonna be watching here,Mister Destiny. I remember when it came
out, but I've never actually seenit, so this is yeah, and

(01:23:55):
I'm back. What were you talkingabout? I was just announcing I hadn't
seen Mister Destony Ember when it cameout. I remember like commercials for it,
but haven't actually seen it before.So no, Well it is the
now Belushi endorsed. Two middle agedmen watching nineties zero Jim Belushi films.
We love the bluesh We're going togo ahead and share our screen now I

(01:24:19):
can remember how to do that.Then we go this is available on Look
at that the way it immediately goesinto what I like to call blue Shie
view. This is the blushy layoutas it is officially in the known as
in stream yard as the official Blushiview. And we're about to watch Mister

(01:24:44):
Destiny, which came out in whendid it come out? Nineteen ninety And
it has, as I said,a kind of Frank Capra esque quality to
it, So away we go enjoy. This will be the second time we
see Linda Hamilton in this series aswell, so it's very ominous. The

(01:25:11):
tone of this is very ominous atthe beginning. Yeah, nice fun though
like that. Yes, very oldHollywood fund. I wonder where this was
filmed. I should look this upand see what I've got it on IMDb.
I've got it pulled up on IMDb. Here the beautiful soundtrack so far.

(01:25:34):
Yeah, very wondrous. You've gota dry eyes. It's very nice.
This was in North Carolina, NorthCarolina. Yeah, he always had
great cause, didn't BELUSI always havegreat cause in films. Yeah, they
don't always run, but they're great. Yes, And he's a pretty big

(01:25:56):
concept when you think about it,where you are in life, how you
got there, what would have happenedif one thing or another had been different.
I want a car with wood onit, Matt, really badly.
That's the car we have to takefor the blushy road trip. Wood panel.
June fourteenth, my thirty fifth birthday. It's the blue gris the strangest

(01:26:19):
day of my life. Seriously,I would kill for that car. Do
you remember the old story that startsthis guy goes into a bar. Well,
I'm the guy. Here's a storyhe should have said, and this

(01:26:40):
is the bottom myself. To tellthis story, right, I should start
where it really begins. Okay,twenty years ago, twenty years ago today.
As a matter of fact, Junefourteenth, nineteen seventy been a baseball
nice and also a very strange day. It was the All state high school

(01:27:03):
championship game, bottom of the ninthtwo US nice Field school had made a
field finals in twenty five years.So I love that America is a country
where you can just say the wordlube in an advertisement and play it plastered
across the baseball field. Bill MooreHigh had us by a run in the
UK. We'd just be like,wait, what are they doing standing on

(01:27:24):
third like the bag was getting readyto explode on the championship had come down
to one battle. Yeah, youguessed it. Yours truly, Larry Burrows.
That does not look like a youngBelushi. But Burrows is not a
good word for a good name forBelushi either. Borrow Duly, that's a

(01:27:49):
blue I wonder if says he sawthis and he was like, I'm not
having a young person place the Irish. Oh that's exactly with this movie made
him go, we are not doingyounger actors. We are doing confused Ai

(01:28:09):
garbage. He missed the ball.How old is that umpire? I thought
they were in school. The guyswas like really big, Well, I
think that the umpires can be old. Yeah, because like dad's or something
that never come out. I remembersomebody's dad was an umpire. When he

(01:28:31):
did a Little League, he threwanother dad out because the dad was arguing
sitting outside the area. Clacky bestfriend one time on Thanks So he picks
up the Chicago accent when he getsolder. I guess because he's got this.

(01:28:55):
He wants to be alone because heis a brooding and intricately complex means,
what do you say? Sure,great, great, I see you
later than Okay. I have tosay I really genuinely, I really love
the way it's filmed. It looksthe business. It's a really beautiful looking

(01:29:16):
film. Yeah, yeah, Iremember this coming out. I remember like
commercials for it. You know it. She's the love interest. This kid's
got something of a podgy cusack abouthim. Yes, yes, not that
he's shoes me podgy. I'm justsaying, is that a dirty tissue she's

(01:29:41):
offering him? There was like onthe back of that, She's like,
oh, I just picked this upoff the floor of Now got pinky.
That's their memory of nineteen seventies.Oh, it's monogramd, that's what it
is. I thought it was afleck of poop. Nice to meet you,

(01:30:02):
Larry Chemistry. If we had givenme the handkerchief and not saying anything
about me crying like a big baby. Really sweet, Larry, I've been
calling you for the last five minutes. Not right then, of course,
several years later, when we weregrowing ups. Oh honey, were you

(01:30:25):
thinking about that silly baseball game again? You're a grown man, you're fifty
eighth. No, standard, Iwas really look any of the beauty.
You know, James Dean used todrive one of these. I mean his
was much bigger. Ellen and Ihave a pretty regular line. See belus

(01:30:45):
she could do lines like that thatwouldn't be funny in anyone else's hands.
In his hands contrary, I loveI love the way he does the line.
How are you shee's I haven't seenyou in the past six weeks.
I thought you were captured by somealiens or something. Is this movie shaken?

(01:31:08):
He's so good? Yeah, it'sthe driveway. What's wrong with you?
Well you think maybe we can paveit, or you'll count the paved.
Well, then we just have toget rid of the month then,
right, don't do much. Youneed a Monther guy for that? A

(01:31:30):
month guy. Yes, they havethat great. I'm really enjoyed this.
Anything else, Well, now thatyou mention it, you nice to have
a front lawn. I must needto check for that. You must have
a front lawn. Don't you guysknow any other number two does? We

(01:31:53):
have a dog named Sammy. Thatwas a good scene. I feel like
Shaken and blue. She got togetherand like him proved that out. You
know what I mean exactly? Histiming is great. When he was just
like, oh, we'd like afront lawn like that was just really well
done. I forgot to buy him. Sorry, sweetheart, I've only had

(01:32:15):
wheaties for breakfast every morning in mylife since I was six years old?
Is it too much to ask thatwe keep an extra box on him in
the back. You gave Gouzleman anothercheck. I did not give Gozman another
check, and you're pissed off,so you're taking it out on me.

(01:32:35):
Okay, okay, So I gaveGouzzleman another check. This classic this would
be his oscar clip, you knowwhat I mean, and the oscar goes
to it would be too different whies. You know, in case of an
emergency, you're tearing down the Gulfof Mexico. That's where we went on

(01:32:59):
our first date. One of manybay suits. Belushi was a king of
base suits. I remember because youtripped over the bay suit front of uh
Red Heat base suit on the backof Red Heat. That was our third
date. That made it easy toshoot with him because from a continuity standpoint,
like the script Supervisor Love, itwas just all base suits suit back

(01:33:24):
of real men. Okay, okay, okay, and we know he wears
a bay suit in K nine.I'm going to be late tonight. There's
a union meeting another one. Whatthey're electing a strike committee. They want
me to be chairman. Somebody hasto stop these management creeps from laying everybody
off. But it's my birthday.God, he's a real uh why no,

(01:33:51):
why do we want to see thisguy redeemed? He has like he
married his childhood sweethet like he youknow, Oh, okay, so we
can't get a front law and putyour own front lawn in? How you
someone else? Nothing happened to MauryChakin. Isn't the only lawn game in
town? Come on, back thenin the nineteen nineties, you can go

(01:34:12):
to kmpart and they had this wholelike lawn section that was like set like
off to the side outside. Yeah, you just go to that that section
and get seed and this you know, you know, pass around or something.
I was gonna drink instant coffee.Now this is the height of indignity
for him. Yeah, classic comhe's gonna eat it. He's gonna do
the Chris Elliot technique. Yep,got in. Yeah, why you should

(01:34:38):
every time you have a mouthful offreeze dried. Your boss walks in on
you. Oh it's this guy,this guy who's like the David Harbor before
David Harbor. He walked so DavidHarbor could run exactly right here. Jackie's
a real sweet guy. But Iremember he played an assassin on a lawn

(01:35:00):
order criminal intent. Yeah, hescreams assassin. You know if the assassin
looked like something wings Houses sees oneearly money. Oh there he is,
Love, it's playing the gume.This guy has stayed at the same time,
married his childhood sweetheart. His fuckingbest friend still has the same goofy
glasses he had when they were twelve. This guy needs a therapy, heavy

(01:35:23):
heavy therapy. You think of,like how much happens in your life between
ages fifteen and thirty five? Right, I was on a consent. Yeah,
it's amazing the difference, and forthese guys, it's all nothing has
changed. The handkerchief looked the sameas it did years ago. That's funny,

(01:35:46):
Love, it is funny. That'sfunny. See already, Matt,
I genuinely like this film, LikeI'm genuine I know we're joking. Better
any funny films for you? Relax? Your suck points are safe. Believe
it, old cement head thing.Oh you killed me, happy buddy,

(01:36:14):
I said, Teddy Sex, youknow, honestly, don't think anybody remember.
I think I said fifty eight tobegin with. But I, oh,
jesus, it's a fake vomit,artificial puke. That's stuff we used
to throw into the girl's locker roomin the scaremon and running out in their
underwear. Is it the actual stuff? I thought? Mister Green confiscated this,
He did, and I broke intohis office the next day I confiscated

(01:36:38):
back. Oh man, we hadfun in those days, and we we
sure did. Wow. This islike the the some glory days brought the
life care or Springsteen glory days,except his glory day was it wasn't meeting
his childhood sweetheart or having a bestfriend for thirty years. Some him not

(01:37:00):
being able to hit a baseball.I wouldeel like, from a destiny standpoint,
the better thing would have been ifhe didn't swing at all, just
let the pitch go by and struck, Like what if I swung? You
know, we've been fine, Clipand I are pretty good, you know,
busy in all work, work,work, that's what we do.
You know how you been? I'vebeen fine there. Thank you for asking

(01:37:21):
Larry three times. M Larry justdoesn't. I just wanted to, you
know, make Larry. You know, Larry, Larry. That's how a
guy named crementhad gets to be president. Did Jackie go back to his office?
Yeah? Yeah, oh yeah,I'm sure he did it. He

(01:37:44):
had lots of work to do.Uh, you know, touchdowns and all
that stuff. Well it's nice,but again, my only problem with this
setup, Matt is I don't knowthat I want to see this guy redeemed.
You know what I mean? Ihear you. Maybe it was because
it was my birthday. Maybe itwas. Maybe that's the whole point.
Maybe it's more like Scrooge door something. And I've been thinking about what it

(01:38:09):
would have been like if my lifehad turned out differently great that said,
Okay, so he he he heis. He always wishes for the grass
being greener, and by living thatlife with mister Destiny and Michael Kaine,
he's going to find out that actuallyhe preferred this life all along. That's
what's going to happen, right,Okay, Now, come on, they

(01:38:30):
had an opportunity here to redo thefood fight from Animal House, right,
come on now, exactly the sameset up. You got, the cafeteria,
the trays. You just need thatlittle like music in the background.
He picks up some cello and eatsthe whole thing. Yeah, guess what
this is? Oh, please letme know. He does the zip thing,

(01:38:59):
the the ZiT thing. That wouldbe hilarious sales. So she works
with it. It's not fair theyare laying people off and making the rest
of us were double shifts to keepproduction levels up. She's got a point.
You know. I just did aninventory check and there's a surplus,
so technically we should be cutting backon production levels, not keeping them up.
Can you check into it please,Larry? Is that what's his name

(01:39:24):
in the back? See It'sige,Miami guy. What's his name? Gruso?
David Gruso's in the background. Welook at that next mullet. On
the other hand, what she alwayskisses me. I love how they're trying
to pretend that Rene Russo is allattractive and uh Lynda Hamilton's not when she's

(01:39:46):
clearly the fox here of the two. Now, the other thing that makes
this a Christmas movie the presence ofHot Buckner ladies and gentlemen. Everyone will
know him from die Hard the UltimateChristmas Movie. Uh. He's the guy
says I'm your white Knight. Whydo we need more John Booby, No,
Hans Booby, that guy. Yeah, that's hot broke. Uh,

(01:40:12):
he's the guy who Hans Scruba shoots. He's like, don't tell him,
don't tell him whatever, over theover the world. You talk, he's
not your friend, he's not goingto help you out. And he tells
him and shoots him, shoots him, which was a great applause scene in
that movie. I was talking toScott Murphy about all nineties action all the
time, about this week recording foranother podcast and the company. We're saying,

(01:40:35):
how if you really Diehard today wouldbe a crypto bro that would be
playing that part and it would doand again it would still be an applause
sn when you want to see himget shot like that. I think I
speak for all of us definitely whenI say that is wonderful news. Oh,
by the way, what time isthat meaning? With mister Mura eight
o'clocks in the Devil Knackabora, wehave a dinner reservation at nine. Well,

(01:40:59):
we do have some pretty important businessto finalize, Sir, he's doing
his uh Lewis, it's Lewis,right, he plays, He's doing Lewis.
That's what I'll do. Goodbye,all yeah, goodbye? What shows
everyone incredible that it's the real powerbehind the throne. He played with his

(01:41:24):
golf club the inventory, check itagain. I love that as a first
name. I think that great.Ellis. His name is Ellis and Ellis.
That's it right. Sorry, Idon't know why I'm not remembering this
stuff. I have portal with names, so I'm yeah, do you Burrows?
Burrows is bothering me? He's sonot a Burrows? Yeah, I

(01:41:45):
agree? Yeahkowski the inventory plus myself. He did wear a based suit better
than anyone, though, especially abaggy nineties one like that. Look a
look at the the fits in thebackground. There isn't that like the Handmaiden
or whatever the show is with MossElizabeth. Yeah? Does Blushi working like

(01:42:10):
the Handmaiden? Like the patriarchy orwhatever? Is he? I love it?
Some Belushi part of the patriarchy,Matt. That's just tonight on Middle
Aged Man Watch ninety there, JimBelushi, we discussed the patriarchy It's something
you'll never ever hear me say everagain, because that would just be fucking

(01:42:32):
tedious corny coups. Oh my god? Is he just? Is he just
surrounded by the like the fittest actressesof nineteen nineteen? Yeah, I wonder
like Corney Cox was staggeringly beautiful backof the day. Oh yes, yeah,

(01:42:55):
before she had all that work.Yeah, yeah, done. I
don't like the whole uh man,I know what you're thinking. Sometimes I
get this. I wonder if whenis he a Murray brother? Is he
like one of the older Murray brothers? This guy, sure, he looks

(01:43:16):
like a Murray. Who is thatguy? He looks familiar? We got
here for him. It's probably ifI tried, he could be Pat Corley.
Maybe I think it's Pat Corley.He's one of the Coally brothers.
That's right. Harry Burrows is hisname, So maybe not? Is that
his dad? Baby fle just gotcare? That's three guys, sug yesterday.
Something stinks around here, kiddo,And I don't mean to meet little

(01:43:40):
Special in the cafe Terry. Iknow, Hey, hey, hey,
hey, look at this. That'sthe same bunch he had down here last
week. Oh, they're buying itsasshole Pinner's trying to pass them off for
some championship. Of course, hotBuckner is the bad guy. Of course,
thinks Mickey mantles something over the mouse'sfireplace. Yeah, check around,

(01:44:05):
you're in management. I mean,this movie is full of conspiracies and subterfuge.
It's wonderful. It's wonderful stuff.Also, every woman apparently wants to
sleep with too. I was beginningto think that maybe something was going on.
It was the nineties, it waslike this, there's this panic around

(01:44:26):
the United States that that the Japanesewere just gonna buy everything, and it
ended up being the Russians righting anyway, So I figured why I stop now?
That was that his American musical warfor that blues music? Yeah,
I don't think he was officially ablues brother yet Liberty Republic. So wait

(01:44:48):
a minute, let me just getthis straight. He has a great job.
Every woman wants to fuck him.His best friend is like his cubicle
buddy, which is everyone's dream.His wife looks hot in a one piece
with a pair of you know,welding goggles on. Like, what's he
gotten to be upset about? Hewants, and there was fucking wheaties in

(01:45:12):
the moment up man broke broke adrawer. Ye blueh. I would think
if there's one person I wouldn't wantsneaking around Belue, she would be it.
You know he's knock a wor yep, yep. This is sort of
like Belushi's Die Hard, only flippedbecause in there it's a Japanese company that's

(01:45:33):
being overtaken by a German guy andhis henchman. Here it's an American company
being overtaken by a Japanese company.But both movies feature hot Every time you
break into your boss's office, healways walks in on you. Pan h,
what a nice double rested suit.Something tells me I have always getting

(01:45:59):
fired. Wouldn't it be horrible ifit faded through? And then Bruckner was
just pissing on his head in themiddle of nowhere where the car wa because
he was between his legs right andthat last shot and it faded to black
and it just faded back up andhe was just pissing. I want to
keep your job, bros. That'swhat you're gonna have to do with wildest

(01:46:21):
imagination prepared me for what's funny ishe needs to do a weed ad where
he's looking up at a sign that'slike the Universal Joints came on blution.
Get your social media manager on itexactly. Oh, it's like, okay,

(01:46:44):
all you gotta pay phone right there. Thanks. It's hard for me
to point with my arm gators.I'm having to wear these elastic mans.
It's cut off the circulation to myface, thus pointing it is very difficult.
Class. Yeah, I'm in anothercall. Yeah, I'm in the

(01:47:11):
corner of Cross and third Cross.Yeah, I'm in this's as well.
It's Christmas mirrorle new car, allright. You don't need a new car.
That car is a classic. Youjust need to get a better engine,
fixed up car. Trouble car,trouble huh coachle beer in twenty minutes,

(01:47:34):
get something. I bet you abloody bear. Yeah, what did
you know? Just a guess.Michael Kaine, who has acted with both
Jim Belushi and Steven Segal, whichis odd because they've never been in the
same room at the same time.To go, Name's Mike Larry Barrows.

(01:48:01):
Larry Barrows, Right, you're thekid who lost a high school championship in
nineteen seventeen and Christ Sorry, ifI'd known it was a so point,
I wouldn't have brought it up.Mhm, forget it. Good news to
it, these two acting paths wholddays, but at night there getting used

(01:48:26):
to it. Twenty years. Well, there's lots of things. I didn't
have my cereal this morning, didn'thave my coffee at work. Yeah,
I got fired. It's my thirtyfifth birthday and everyone forgot. My boss
urinated on my face and he stilldidn't let me keep my job. My

(01:48:48):
wife looks hot in overalls. Yeah. Years, go back to the last
one about your boss, all yourfast what happened? Is there any video
of that do the same thing everyday? Have you put that up on

(01:49:09):
YouTube? Or maybe? Yeah?Oh I just said that. God damn,
Paul, I want to turn ona whole hell of a lot better.
Some people believe that things are theway they are for a reason.

(01:49:29):
Well the reason allude to me,Mike. That's what the Hooper Stinks song
was. Now you know that MichaelKaine did that like lesson in film acting
and the whole not blinking things.And it's like yourself, like when you
when you've heard about like Caine's theoryof acting, and then you watch all
his performances, it's ridiculous, likehow much he doesn't blink and how much

(01:49:53):
he like looks just off camera andlike knows the eye line of it.
Like the technique is is quite remindlcable. It's the one drink. There's no
use crying over. Very great,that's the job that was not supposed to

(01:50:14):
look like milk. Yeah, butit's secret Michael Caine concoction that sends you
back in time to when you reallyhit the base? Have been better if
you hit the ball? Yeah,lot better. H Well, that's been
the next hour seeing how it wouldhave turned out, So ladies and gentlemen,

(01:50:36):
how would that have turned out?Iris in I love the soundtrack makes
a Castle Bunker nice No c GI back then people, that was done
for real? Yeah, Krispy Kreendoes that's it? Blush, you did

(01:51:12):
it. He killed the center fielderwith sports. He exploded. He didn't
just hit the ball right right,he exploded the sign man. Yes,
And now suddenly his life is amitted. Need to be like to be like
Arthur right, there's an immediate jumpcut from that to him, like it

(01:51:34):
just cuts to him in a porterloofuriously masturbating, like, wait, I
don't know what this has in relationto the ball. Well, he got
all the confidence he needed from hittingthe ball that he decided his fetish was
masturbating violently in a porter cabin,so he just went around the building sites.

(01:52:00):
This movie took a turn I didnot expect. Like Michael Kate's watching
Crystal, he's in the it getslike lift it up by the company that's
emptying it without knowing that he's init. He's like, the movie just
goes completely weird and twisted and dark. Hey, Mike, Mike, I

(01:52:28):
need to call cap No, you'reall done. But he's got the lawn.
Now the lawn's there and a driveway. It's still a shitty house,
though, Jim, you'd still livein a really shitty house. It's like
a cookie cutter spathe. Do youknow whoa came through? After all?

(01:52:56):
That's the fun of mine? Guy? Yeah, and did it within twenty
callback comedy that he's so richly knownfor. Must have found a mud guy
closing out the comedic loop that startedearlier with him and Marie shake him whether
the next thing he's peeing on likethat, Hey, who are you and

(01:53:20):
what's going on here? What haveyou done with my wife? What are
you talking about? He look,man, just take whatever you need and
leave. If you don't hurt anybody, I won't call the cops. Okay,
cops, man, I am acop. Now, just what's your
problem? Huh? Well, Idon't have a problem. I live here.

(01:53:42):
What are you doing in my house? Is something wrong your house?
You better showed me some my deepalRight, now, this guy's got a
great accent. I don't know wherethey found him from, but he is
mangling every valve. It's glorious.Lawrence J. Burrows, Lawrence Lane,
Forest Hills, Indiana. I thinkthat's like a nice license, probably from

(01:54:04):
the d m V where everybody getstheir license. This guy is great.
This is my doing every movie.You try and come in there and you're
not just a you're not just you'renot just no, you're not You're not

(01:54:27):
like smoke. Okay, they're comingto my fucking cab. We need to
talk. Yeah, yeah, ina minute, I gotta get in my
house. But that's one of thethings you need to talk about. You
don't live there anymore. What seeeven a cab driving those you don't.
This guy is great, see evena cab driver thoughs you don't bottom.

(01:54:51):
It's simple, really, you knowthat little incident you didn't like about your
life. You mean the basic it'sbeing changed, changed. Kane can't agree
on an accent though. He's goingfrom his posh you hate his cockney to
his American, and he's kind ofvarying all over the place. He feels

(01:55:13):
like a cab driver should be morecockney. But changed everything else in your
life changed with it. I getit. I get it now, this
is great. You don't get it. He doesn't get it. You don't
get it. The arrested development voiceover ron how it just comes on and
goes the truth is blue. Shedidn't get it. So I think this

(01:55:38):
actor's name is Tony Longa, theone who's in that last scene. Yeah,
New Jersey. Yeah he's no longerwith us, that's the way in
twenty fifteen. Oh, that's verysad, very sad. He blue.
She outlived him. Huh, yesby a good amount. Yeah, it's
he was in fletched sixteen candles eraser. So, Mike, you do this

(01:56:00):
a lot, I mean, youknow, changing the lives of stuff I've
been down to make a few adjustments. Again Michael Kaine shows up at my
house at some point, I havean attenu a lesson. You may have
a wife, you love, house, you love a job, you can
tolerate the dogs you love. ButI'm going to show you what would happen

(01:56:24):
if you hadn't masturbated in that portcabinet at the age of nine. Listen,
why do you wait until I getto the door. You wouldn't want
to miss the expression on my face, would you not? For all the
world? Yeah, I assume weretaking care of us on the five for
you, You're really great. I'vebeen here. This is the built boss,

(01:56:48):
this is the Biltmore Mansion. Ohokay, So what's hilarious about this
is that there is no way,even if you were a billionaire in nineteen
ninety that you would have any anyluck of owning anything like the Biltmore Mansion.
The Billmore Mansion is like old,old, old, old money that

(01:57:08):
they own enough land around that houseto like literally be a small town under
their own. Like it's it's insane, it's it's inside the house is all
these different rooms that are in differentstyles from like different European places and things.
It's all imported and yeah it's it'sit's money that even Elon Musk or

(01:57:32):
whatever couldn't afford. At this pointis in Indiana, North Carolina. This
movie is shot in North Carolina,but it takes place in in the area.
Okay, yeah, okay, thatmakes sense. Yeah wow, yeah,
this is like where we're talking aboutlike the Kennedy's earlier, like the
Biltmore. Wasn't it owned by theRockefellers or something? Oh you think you're

(01:57:55):
right, yes, one of thosefamilies. Yeah, that makes sense.
Renee Russo, Oh, he's gottwo ugly children's fantastic. Casting director was
like, we need the ugliest childrenwe could possibly Joe, what are you

(01:58:15):
doing here? Rennie Russo has gota really odd like bone structure, you
know what I mean, like abig chain, a big cheese, I
mean, an attractive woman. I'mnot no no criticism of her. I'm
just saying it's a very unique look. Yes, yeah, it's just it's
such a strange idea that Rene Russoright, that he would be pining over

(01:58:40):
Renee Russo right with Linda Hamilton ashis wife, right, like just because
she doesn't buy h weedies. Orsomething somehow she's less attractive, like you
know, right, he just doesn'tunderstand love because he's a thick headed neanderthal
multi billionaire apparent that the baseball hitmade him a multi billionaire. Okay,

(01:59:09):
what the hell is going on?I mean, look at all that property
behind them. That's it's it's enormousplace. It's a compound. They look
towards there and they they're doing We'rein fact, we're down there for Christmas,
which is another great reason to watchthis movie because I'm literally visiting the
Billmore on Saturday. But they've gota you know, like the Van Go

(01:59:30):
Immersive Experienced thing. They've got aits Oalian Renaissance immersive gallery happening at the
Billmore on Saturday. So we're goingto do that with Kim's sister who lives
down in Naturally. Oh that's that'sexciting. Yeah, stand right here on
Saturday and taken right in front ofthe line and be like, see Matt

(01:59:55):
see unmore in North Carolina. Thatis awesome, that's amazing. I was
reading something about Ashville recently. I'venever wanted to go there. It seems
like a really nice area. Yeah, it is beautiful Uh. The other
last The Mexicans was filmed at thewaterfall near Asheville. I'm gonna forget what

(02:00:15):
rockets called. It's not Chimney rock, but it's something like that has spun
your life off down in the Uh, you know the appellations is what I
mean? Sorry, exactly, I'mgetting everything wrong tonight, Matt. I'm
just getting everything wrong tonight. Ican't my brain. And have you ever

(02:00:38):
been faced with the decision? Yeah, I'm gonna have a caramelo? I
apologize for the one. Yes,the mini ones. I have a whole
bag of many ones. That's nice. Yeah, suggestions middle aged men who
watched ninety years era Jim Belushies donot endorse nor recommend consumption of caramelos.

(02:01:01):
Yes, nor do we, well, maybe we do endorse Moxie. Yeah,
Mikes disappearing, he's fighting away.I'm going goodbye. Jim in a
few age will have a successful shipdown. I don't worry about it that much.

(02:01:27):
How many wardrobe departments do you thinkhe went into where they were like,
well, we thought your character wouldwear a big Yeah. That was
like it's gonna be like casting,like like like wardrobe people that are just
like, oh, we've got Blushi. This is great, like like script
supervisors that really love it, rightbecause the script like he's wearing the same

(02:01:49):
thing all the time. He's gonnalike the Chicago Cubs and he's gonna wear
Beis suits and if he owns likethat biltmore place, like that suit is
just way too cheap for you know, is going to look at that and
be like where did you get thatthing? Cut? Like, you know,

(02:02:11):
right, is that is that?I can't remember his face. He
must be very tired. She's gotvery exaggerated features. Everything is very large,
big big eyes, big cheek bones, big chin, big hat,

(02:02:33):
big shoulder pads. Directors. Ithink directors loved her at that time,
like they just you know, soshe was. She was a key component
of the early nineties, that's forsure. Yeah, I mean I leave
the weapon three right, Yeah,because you know Patsy Kent that they had
to get rid of her and throughthe weapon too. Oh you always have

(02:02:53):
to get rid of Patsy Kens.You can't have any Patsy Kens. It's
lying around taking up the face.That's another weird one. If you grow
up in England and seeing Patsy Kenzaand anything, you'd be like, oh
Jesus, she's awful. But shewent and had like a career in Hollywood
and it's sort of I mean,not like a huge one, but she

(02:03:13):
did you know, fifteen films orwhatever it was where she was either the
lead or the lead's girlfriend or whatever. And she's horrendo. I mean she's
first of all, she's not eventhat cute. Secondly, her voice is
terrible. Thirdly, she's not agood actor, like, not a good
actor at all. That she's notcomedics, not dramatics, you not sexy,
She's not, you know, nota good actor. Also, why

(02:03:35):
would Belushi, even if he wasa billionaire, need anything like that couch?
You let Renee Russo's character pick itout, I guess. But yeah,
oh well, how you doing.A'm I glad to see you your
evening drinks. I think it's weirdbecause I live in the town where Mister

(02:03:59):
Deeds was filmed, the Adam Sandermovie, and I'm it's giving me a
bit of a mister Deeds vibe thismovie. Yeah, Bruce Kie, Yeah,
it's kind of like a fish outof water story, only the fish
is poor and the water is lotsof money. Well, there are fifteen

(02:04:25):
bathrooms. Fifteen bathrooms, would youhave any particular one in mine? Oh
no, I don't need ifing special, just the you know, the nearest
one will do through that daughter.What wouldn't I mean, wouldn't they go,

(02:04:45):
wait a minute, you've lived here, you know, at least however
many years, right, Like wouldn'tdo you know what I mean? Oh
yeah, yeah, yeah, Likehow do you not know how to get
to the bathroom? Right? Yeah? So no one is this thing?
No one. This is like moneythat was made over thousands of years of

(02:05:11):
unscrupulous deals, or like him hittingthat baseball allowed him to invent like Amazon
or Google or something like that.Like that's right. But these old stately
homes, even in even in theUK and America, they are priceless.
Doesn't even begin to describe it.That's sort of beyond money. Like you

(02:05:32):
couldn't even if you were a multibillionaire, you couldn't rock up and just
be like I want to buy thisstately Like it just doesn't work that way.
Yeah you can go dr yeah,but it wouldn't be this would be
this size. Oh no, no, no thanks thanks anyway, Hey tell

(02:05:55):
me someone what these coins belonged toWow, the long to use get the
hell out of here. It's justI think that's funny. Oh blue shoes
just getting in the pulse. Doeshe get it? It was a it
was a birthday birthday. Wait,his birthday cake is like a carved out

(02:06:18):
whipped banana cream eagle. I thoughtit was a butter. I thought it
was like an eagle. Maybe maybeit's a big cheese. It's just what
I wanted. Oh yeah, veryclever, Stilton, l J. Mister
Stilton, I'm sure it goes greatwith the tomato and man, it's thank

(02:06:44):
you everyone so much for remembering mybirthday. It's the classically. He knows
how to play blue collar in thisenvironment so well. I never would have
seen a Stilton joke like I wouldn'thave seen that coming. He's so good.
Jay J L Jay Dad, you'rehere? Wow? Cut the other

(02:07:08):
just crops up in the movie.I don't know. Uh, very nice
to make your acquaintance. We madeour acquaintance in Morocco at the club met
if you know what I mean.Every woman in this movie fancies Blushi,
like every single woman, even hisstep even his stepmom is like, oh

(02:07:30):
I will definitely be having sex withyou later. This is where porn hub
gets all their ideas sexy youngest stepmomseducing that it's like a whole whole tag
on Pornhub. I guess for likemister Destiny, right, like mister your

(02:07:53):
life. Perhaps we signed the papersa week ago. I'm pretty clear now,
No, what do you think ofGina hot stuff papers? What papers?
The divorced papers? Your and momwere divorced, my mom. Of
course we're divorced, not last forever. You told me so yourself. I
said that, Yeah, you wereright too. Has been killing me.

(02:08:18):
This is like the unscrew ing orthe or the rescrewging rescrewging, because he's
being shown this wonderful existence, butin it he's like a heartless scumbag who
possibly with his dad's why well,not uh not wife but girlfriend. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, I think I'mgonna nail my dad's girlfriend who he

(02:08:41):
met in Morocco. That's a weirdthing to say, Jim. I think
I'm gonna do it. I thinkI'm living some dream existence where that's the
thing I get to do. Speakingof the devil there, Michael Oh and
Michael Kaine helps himself to my pickledherrings or whatever. He's going. This
is fantastic. My parents were divorced. It's bloody good goose Jim. This

(02:09:05):
is you get it from the wrongthe sea and by the way, anything
else. If you don't nail yourdad's girlfriend, and I will take a
picture of me in a mirror whilewhile I'm going to town, and I
will have texted to you every fiveminutes. Well, if you put it

(02:09:31):
that way, I guess they bettergo back. This is your life.
Learn to enjoy what you've got.They have to keep fading Michael Cane out

(02:09:52):
because he has it in his contractthat he's not allowed to be in this
movie for longer than one and ahalf minutes in a full run. Bye
Bye. I've got some great friends, So you think the gift terrific gifts,
you still have one more present coming. Mh I'm gonna make another child

(02:10:13):
that he's gonna forget the name ofshe's gonna She brings him inside the house
and his dad's girlfriend is just standingthere. She's like, there's your there's
your birthday present. He's like,I have an amazing life at the door
of you. John hilarious. Ifhe knocked over some of these candles and

(02:10:37):
the entirety of the house went upin flames. I can't believe that they
let Belushie be in the Biltmore andhave live flame. That's just a combination
I did not see coming. Butyou know who we are going to see
coming sex joke on. According toJim, I love the Outfit's kind of

(02:11:05):
like the young lady that would hangout with a joker. And then Ald
Batman episode right, oh, nowthat she's definitely the woman who would hang
out with the joker. Well,she's already got the enormous smile. He's
all happy because he slept with anyHe's like, I am fucking amazing.

(02:11:30):
I didn't if you know what Imean, I know exactly what means I
heard you. My bedroom is adjacentto yours. Even though this mansion has
seven hundred and twelve bedrooms, Ichose the one that is right next to
the wall of your bedroom. Itis a little creepy, but that's how

(02:11:52):
I like it. So I heardyou go at it all night. That
means I'm the president of Liberty Republicindeed for some time now, so he
could be the So the president ofthe company can afford that place. That's
not I'm just again happy. Ilike to remind myself every single that's not
possible. Like even think of Tonystock right, and I get it,

(02:12:16):
Tony Stark owns buildings, and heowns jets and he owns whatever. Right,
but his house, even the onein Malibu, it's just a you
know, a big glass, fancyCalifornian house in Maliwaix. It's not a
fucking enormous It's not like the theX Men mansion or whatever, like Xavier's

(02:12:37):
x Men mansion. Yeah, buthe's like just the president. It's not
like he's like some entrepreneur that likeowns something that like soul. He's not
even Tony Stark rich, right exactly. Yeah, what's this week? It's
Cappuccino Daddy, Italian Dark Roose coffeeand Steamhole milk. Oh. Yeah,

(02:13:01):
Belushi's sperm definitely produced that kid.That's one of the worst castings of kids
ever. For the rest of yourlife, one of these kids who hired
these children, Can we get across eyed bug house curly head freakings?
Then can we get a guy?The other kid looks like a lego child,

(02:13:24):
like he's got that lego hair.The daughter looks like Mama casts like,
are you yeah, there's no waythat Belushi was wonderful last night.
No, no, and I'm not. That's not that's not the imagine the
scenario. Right, You've been usedto sleeping with your childhood sweetheart for twenty

(02:13:45):
eight years or whatever it is,right, and then the first night in
your new life, right, youget Rene Russo, who's your like dream
office babe? Right, right,there's no you go into that bedroom.
Hey, I'm fucking confident you gointo that bedroom being like, wait,
I don't know where my mind andbody are. I've been with the same

(02:14:07):
woman for twenty plus years, andnow I'm going to be expected to,
you know, perform with this newwoman. I don't believe that. He
just was like uh huh yeah,cock of the walls man, unless he
fell into it, because the hymnfell into her him as the president was
so bad in the sack. Hewas like he was like you know the

(02:14:31):
guy from American Psycho who is likestaring himself in the mirror like jack hammering
away. But then like this this, this, this this version of him
near he's like a little bit morelike loving Yeah, Linda Hamilton showed him
how to do all kinds of stuffthat he I think that's wonderful the way
you looked at that. You lookedat that with a very soulful approach.

(02:14:52):
I appreciate it a lot. Goodmorning. Oh hi, how are you?
Can I get you something? Sir? No, No, I'm fine.
Oh coffee, you know I'd reallylike a cup of coffee, Yes,
sir, right away. And misterPender and mister flicker On there we

(02:15:13):
have to see you. You're kiddingthose jicks still work here? Nothing nothing,
nothing at all. Listen, canyou do me a favor? Could
you find out if Cliff Nutzler orEllen Burrow Ripley, Ellen Ripley work here,
Ellen Ripley County. But I don'thave to check on Allen. Isn't

(02:15:35):
that Sigourney Weaver's name from Alien?I can't do something like that. Yeah,
buttons to push stuff, yes,sir. Oh. And James Cameron
directed Aliens, and James Karen wasmarried to Linda Hamilton. That's right.
Wow, let's see there's a barhere. Where's the bar? Wow?

(02:16:05):
Just as Ripley? But yeah,think you're all right. Layer of the
good stuff m hmm. It's JohnnyWalker black Label the good stuff. That's
not the good stuff. I knowyou. You're the work girl, right,
Oh great, thanks. I've beentrying to get a regular cup of

(02:16:28):
coffee for days. Oh then again, maybe I don't need any coffee after
all. Just where the hell wereyou last night? I waited up until
midnight and then I went to bedalone. I'm sorry, Jewel, it's
jewel, and you've got my nameof jewel. How did I not know

(02:16:48):
that Courtney Cox was in this realand she creeps up in some mad movies
in the eighties, doesn't she go? Yeah? Yeah? The universe sket
shots is two? Is it skipshots to skip shots one? I think
it is too. I think you'reright. Yeah, you're even a live

(02:17:09):
turn red you what do you seewith double? Your Cellar's gonna stab him?
Just don't mess with me. L. J. Burrows. I'm capable
of am I making myself perfectly clear? Yeah? You want to stab him
in the cock? You want toput a knife into his Oh my guys,

(02:17:35):
come on, am I glad tosee you? It's about the new
Jersey plan. I gotta call Boband let him know. One way or
another mistake is set of New Jersey. LJ. Okay, we really need
to talk in private about the countryclub. We have to go a few
points in the Knocking Moore I dealbefore we sign the papers tomorrow night.
Are we want for New Jersey?No, for golf? Excuse me,

(02:18:00):
l J am I disturbing you,mister Hanson. Come in, Come in,
mister. It starts a foot chase. Now on foot chase. After
this, I couches and things likethat. Last night my ulcer was acting

(02:18:22):
up and I, oh, don'tmention it. You didn't miss a thing.
I got some cheese and a glassthing, what you know? So,
uh, excuse me, LJ.Sir. We really should get going.
We see you off in fifteen minutes. Oh right, yeah, well,
uh hey, mister Hanson, wouldyou like come golfing with us?

(02:18:43):
I play golf, you know?Really? Yeah? You want to play
golf with me? Sure? Idon't want to play golf with you?
Come on, you know I canhelp you that slice. Come on comedy
golf scene with the old man.Look at the loo in a horrible sweater

(02:19:05):
in the pants too. Look atBreners Brokener is so at home on the
golf court swept. That's slow motion. Look at him, he's such he
oozes cheese. When he grins,cheeseballs just fall out of his mouth.

(02:19:26):
He's perpetual. He's perpetually shiny halffrock like he's not. It's not sweat.
It's like a gleam was right,we'll fix it. Yeah, with
the sunglasses too. It's like,I like the blue she is not a

(02:19:48):
golfer. That makes him me.That's the first thing he's done the whole
movie that has actually endeared me tohim, that he is not a golfer.
Because there's nothing I hate more thana golf I really do just hate
golf in every form. Yeah,I listen to people talk about it.

(02:20:09):
I used to have a putty greenin my door raised to pipe. It
was okay, punning is fine,and like, what's the the funny golf
where you have to hit it upinto a windmill or whatever. Miniature golf.
That's fine because it's fun for allthe family. But this, my
point is this, every single corporatedecision, or every single law that's been

(02:20:35):
passed, or every single decision that'sever been made that has just kept someone
down, broken up, something thatpeople loved, you know, removed something
for the market that people loved.Put you know, arsenic in kid food,
put asbestos in you know, highschools or whatever. Like, all
those decisions, anything that ever fuckedup the environment or killed a all those

(02:21:00):
decisions were made on a golf course. That's just a fact. That's just
a fact. So I fucking hategolf for that reason. God, yeah,
no, I agree with you.There, I am one. Also,
Look, David CRUs Is back.They told me he didn't work here.
I couldn't find you. There's norecord of I wouldn't be in the

(02:21:22):
pars. Why would it be underBurrows? My name is Robertson. Robertson,
Robertson. What are you doing thatthere? It is customary for a
woman to take her husband's name,mister Burrows, excuse me, it's not
so Yeah. Wait, he thoughthe could have this whole other life and
still be with his ex wife.Like, I don't think that's the way

(02:21:46):
this works. Yeah, you justmarried the first guy that came along.
Looks, just because I work foryou does not give you the right to
pry into my private life. Well, of course it doesn't. I'm just
concerned. I am about all myemployees. Missus Robertson, concern for your

(02:22:09):
employees has never been your strong suit. Mister Burrows, excuse me, I'd
like to take my lunch. Turnsout he's a jerk off. Yeah,
can we? Well, you don'tget to own uh decades old familial wealth
without being a jerk off. Ithink that's the point. Yeah, But

(02:22:31):
it's the old chestnut, Matt thatit's better to be poor and happy.
You really must do something than tohang out with U. Gassie Michael.
Okay, sorry, this is fuckingawful in this cafeteria, Larry, get

(02:22:54):
batter food in here, bloody bubbleand squeak, make it here? And
where is my Philip Mignon, immortalenemy? But I wouldn't want anybody I
okay? And what you have servedme is an edible. She needs my

(02:23:16):
personal cuts. You'll find a lotof people don't like you. Larry is
a I mean, I can't everhate my guts all over the place.
I mean, she's my wife,for Christ's sake, she was your wife.
I have to go down. Thismeat loaf is making me sick.
What am I going to do?One? What do you do? This
meat loaf is making me sick.Meanwhile, it'd be hilarious if meatloaf ran

(02:23:46):
behind them in the background. Iwould do in the full love Micha threw
off all over me. I actuallyhave to got out. I had a
boss one time who told me thathim and his wife's onw meatloaf when he

(02:24:09):
was touring in like the late eightiesearly nineties to make a comeback, And
I guess his hair was all sweatyand they were in the front stage and
he whipped his head and his sweatgut of them and they almost threw up
like that, And I guess likehe was offended that they were grossed out.
Yeah, my meat live sweat,I would I would be imagine if
a fleck of it went in yourmouth. Oh, I mean just yeah,

(02:24:31):
Oh imagine that his gut hanging outand his sweat and yeah. Yeah,
they said they were like visibly disgusted. And then it's like offended that
they were disgusted like like, andwhat's weird that they've had a sort of
a downy kind of brown hue totheir skin that it's not been able to

(02:24:56):
be moved. It looks like atobacco stained pretty isn't it. You have
one in the crash. Yeah,that one's too big. I kind of
like I'm small children. You gowait in the car. Daddy's having a
mental breakdown, Mama, casts pleasego with you and thank your brother and

(02:25:18):
the other room. Are you allright, mama? No, that's true.
Really, why don't you guys goahead with that, have a good
time. I just want to finishthis up. I miss my former life,

(02:25:45):
but this I have to say.This soundtrack is exceptional. It's almost
too good for the film. Imean the film is great too. You
know, I shouldn't be negative.I do love this film so far from
what I've seen. Yeah, it'sit's you know, it's a kind of
movie that, you know, thelate eighties, early nineties you could see
in the theater. Like nowadays thiswould be like director streaming or something.

(02:26:07):
Well, nowadays they just wouldn't makethis sort of a mid budgeted thing that
they just wouldn't do anymore. Right, that's a good point. Yeah,
Wow, nice house better than onewe had. He is just not happy,

(02:26:28):
Matt. That's the message of thismovie. Doesn't matter what life he's
living, he's just not happy.Another base suited dude. She clearly really
loves Pastel's on a guy. Imade a mistake and I'm very sorry for
it. Now, can we tryand put all this behind us? There's

(02:26:50):
something very separate lives about that outfit. Yeah, it would have been hilarious
if she'd slammed the door on allthe glass had fallen out of the windows.
Wow, Linda Hamilton's a badass.There's something very critters about that house.
And you could wait to see,like emment Wash going like flying through
the window, maybe like she throws. I think I think it's not so

(02:27:11):
much it's very critters. I thinkit's very mm at Walsh. I think
that's what we're That's what we're saying. This is a I'm loving this movie.
This has all the blue shies thatI want in one movie. It
has comedic blue shy, serious blushy, romantic blushy, wistful blushy, rich

(02:27:31):
blushy, poor blushy, and bestfriends with John Lovett's blush. It has
all of the blue shehies that I'minterested in in one film, and that's
what I'm here as well. Wehad bais Suit Blushy earlier, which is
one of my favorite types of blushblushy with a dog. We even get

(02:27:52):
The dog is called Hercules, andof course it is. See this is
where you could have had a Beethovencrossover and had Charles growd And show up
or Judge Reinhold. I would havehappily taken Rhinehold at this point in the
Bayo. And that would have beengreat if, like Windhold was sitting next
to great view it. You know, we even get this. This this

(02:28:16):
movie has all the blue. She'sin it. It even has dogs Blue.
Who doesn't love dog blush dog Blue? She I have to say,
it's my favorite of all the blue. She's his dog blu. Yep.
Every every other actor says you shouldnever act opposite kids or animals. Blue,
She's just like, no, letme act opposite a dog. I'm

(02:28:37):
willing to do it. Yeah,and a the kid in Curly Sue.
Yes, the least popular of allthe John News movies. Right. I
love how being the president of thecompany gets him like this, like immense
amount of wealth, that he hasall these cars and all this stuff.

(02:28:58):
Right, but he's still has togo to the office every day. Yes
too, right, it's a goodpoint too. Oh, I think We're
about to get dramatic, Belushie.I mean this soundtrack, dude, this
sounds like an old Hollywood uhscore,brilliant extra there in the background more in

(02:29:20):
chief, I don't know. Somelunatic named uh what's his name? Is
an accounting Metsller clip Metzler. He'sthreatened to jump Jesus. I'm even loving
Buckner. Bunker is fantastic in thismovie. He's doing his die Hard slime

(02:29:46):
Ball Ellis character, which I'm herefor. We've got so many Christmas elements.
We've got the fact that I'm goingto the Biltmore for Christmas. We've
got Hart Buckner from die Hard,one of the famous Christmas. We've got
the capra esque school and plot line. So it might not be said at
Christmas, but there's one of thesemovies that I feel are kind of cozy
and Christmas life. I just wantto talk. Oh there's something wrong,

(02:30:13):
maybe I can help. Well it'sa little late for that, mister Burrows.
No, my whole life's been adisaster. Nothing I do ever works
out. That's the critic. Pretty, You're gonna fire me? Love.
It was like I want a dramaticscene. They're like you're John Lovett,

(02:30:33):
don't stretch it. He goes,no, no, no, I want
to. I want people to seewhat I can do. I'm like,
I don't know how many people aregonna watch mister Destiny, but in about
thirty years, two guys who aremiddle aged and grumb people will watch it
and talk all the way through it. John Loveds is like, all right,
I'll take it. Acting. Oh, I get it. I get

(02:30:58):
it. You're just trying to trickme. As soon as I get down
it. But there's no job,and I'm off to the funny, fun
funny, the little quiver, nicetouch, love it. Nothing will happen.
M I mean, it's really goingfor that best supporting actor. Else
would I come up here myself?I don't know the Oscar ghost because we're

(02:31:24):
friends. Clap, I remember back, Johann Emmanuel love it. We should
throw his performance as nerdy best friendand missed. Remember one went to see
Bonnie and Clyde nine times. Thenwe succored a catch up on ourselves and

(02:31:45):
and ran all over the place dyingin slow motion. Yeah, and then
you were hit a baseball and becamea jerk and didn't like me anymore.
Getting the crap out of my babysister. Yeah, and I remember,
are you the head sucks with yourbaby sister? And you know that that

(02:32:05):
woman that your dad was saying fora while, I I kind of nailed
her too about definitely, Oh,Clip, his name is Clippin America is
the only country where it be like, ah, clip and everyone just goes,
sure, his name's Clip. We'lljust accept what even is clip shortened

(02:32:26):
for? Yeah, that's a goodquestion. Does it say all right tomorrow?
Here? I'm just saying, inAmerica, people like this guy is
called Clip and everyone just goes sure, sure, he is well done?
LJ want me to fire him?Yeah, don't want them when you get

(02:32:52):
him a new Mercedes because the seniorvice president of the used cool sales can't
be seen anything less. We're sl J. I didn't even get a
Mercedes. Oh and while you're atit, when you get the board together
for a full meeting in ten minutes, you're gonna put an end of the
strike bullshit once and for all.But l J, hey, I don't

(02:33:13):
have a problem with that Pender.You got a problem with that cons Booby.
I'm a white knight, no problem. Get me a coke bet Booby,
you you're awesome. Miracles, Igive you the f B. I

(02:33:35):
I didn't even know if we hadan eagle here, So if only that
eagle had two heads, it wouldreally well. The second head is head.
This is him saying, I amthe two headed eagle of Albania.
That's why he's Albani, his firstson. Could I inquite him as but
LJ in fact, in fact,I'm prepared to agree to all of them

(02:33:56):
under one condition, but they ofthe negotiating committee meet with me alone to
go with the final details, becauseI want to tap that ass exactly.
Suddenly, A huge thing for LindaHamilton. A few things you seem to
be forgetting about dinner. I don'tknow why that would be necessary. It

(02:34:18):
would be strictly business. You wantto bring this to Speke to an end,
don't you. It would be strictlybusiness. But I would not be
wearing any pants. I don't thinkwe should be so hasty. The table
up would be completely business. WhatI would be doing under the table,

(02:34:41):
we don't need to discuss. We'rejust going to be discussing business. What
I was happening down here. Don'tthink about it. Just up here.
It's a whole business down here though, especially below the wrist. Don't think
about it, do that, Mike, I'll wait now. Believe she has
become Michael. Okay, I'm sorry. What these middle manager clothing that they're

(02:35:07):
giving him? Like he lives ina house, he would be wealthier than
all of the dictators put together.But shirt. Yeah, and he's got
a little middle class mid range.Wait a second, Macy's off the peg
shirt and tiger nothing really, It'sjust that Cindy Joe has been a loyal

(02:35:33):
and loving wife for the last tenyears. What are you getting at.
Your destiny has been changed, Larry, by request, and you must take
responsibility for the circumstances of your newlife. They are, after all of
your own making. Mm hm,well if I made them, I cannot
make them. I don't know ifthat's that works. She hasn't had doors?

(02:36:01):
Well, this is the other personality, right that didn't know how to
the doors work? While why anytrouble finding the place? No, no
trouble. All that's good. That'sgood for you. The dog just release
itself. You're a neighbor all over. I was fine. It's a stern

(02:36:35):
for the past five minutes. Okay, here, boy, here, that
would be about one hundred pounds ofdog right on you. That one hundred
and ten pounds a dog. Well, at least with the dog stepping out
of his crotch, you won't haveto worry about doing anything of scene under
the table because he won't have theability to anymore. He's an exceptional judge

(02:36:58):
of here. We aren't starting offvery well, are we. There is
only so far that that's like abeige gray suit. It's like if gray
and beige had a child. It'sgrayse It's grays, is what that suit

(02:37:20):
is. Because you could still youhave to really have a keen eye,
and probably nineteen ninety with that filmquality, you wouldn't catch that it wasn't
actually beige. If the script supervisormade a mistake. They've just got along.

(02:37:41):
You just go into a Blushi costumetrailer, and it's just eighteen suits
from cream over here, all theway through the beigees and the topes.
Then you get a grayge the middlebeige gray combo, and then it slides
down into gray before finally ending atcharcoal gray. And it's the same costume

(02:38:05):
trainer that follows him around every moviethat he's in, and he denotes what
shade of beige or stage that hewill wear that that scene, depending on
what's going on. Of course,partner has a car phone, and of
course Bartner is boy king russo,yeah, let me talk to miss maybe

(02:38:26):
not oh no, no he's beinga jerk off. Yeah, he's talent
on his talent on the hobby.Enjoy your meal this year. Great moustachio
came a little extra. I lovethat the French waiter wouldn't be able to
pronounce me see it properly. Yeahit is. It's gray with like a

(02:38:54):
beige. Chat. Such a greatcis. I think you just said the
testical source of a giraffe. Ithink that's what he just said in French,

(02:39:16):
the testical source of a giraffe.Yes, wine like some wine.
I understand the French make it prettygood. No, thank you, I
understand the French make it pretty good. Married tabasco sauce and lime. Nor.
I'm impressed. You must have hadyour spies working over time. I
would like perigal class. No class, I don't have spies, of course,

(02:39:41):
because they never would have been together, because she never would have found
him weeping in the locker room likea pillock. And she never would have
given over some grutty old handkerchief withpoop on. Exactly because that all happened
after he missed the ball. Yes, yeah, exactly. He met her
this afternoon. All that, tryme, try me, Well, I

(02:40:05):
have a friend called clip. Imean, that's the first thing we have
to back here. Oh that's ominous. Look at the gray head extra in
the background. Also, so hehe didn't tell Russo that he was going
to dinner with her, despite ofbeing a business dinner that everybody else knew
he was going to. Right,everyone else knew about it. Oh,

(02:40:28):
and she's looking as well. Oh, it's the it's worse. It's not
a love triangle. It's a lovesquare. Went there they went. They
went, oh, he's it's goingto be a love triangle and blue she
went, no, no, no, no, And that's been and done.
Let's let's up the up the ante. It's a love square. Wait

(02:40:50):
there's another man involved. No no, no, no, no, no
scene where one of the three womenkicks the man out of her life forever.
Uh, opening the door for me, I didn't think you believe me?
That was the other name for thismovie. It was it was mister
the old love squire was what boylooks pretty good? M how does it

(02:41:20):
not look good? Blue? Shetears into Hope Cuisine. It's this kind
of cutting edge comedy that we've cometo know and love from Militia. Of
course, the rock music tells usa large pizza, double cheese, pepperoni,
mushrooms and anchos. Oh, butonly on half because all right,

(02:41:43):
thaks Blue. She's like, yeah, let's get out of this toity toity
joint and beat it on down tomister pizza, because I'm a man of
the earth in my gauge suit.Your employees, I don't I already told

(02:42:05):
you right right we were married exactly. Thank you. You're not going to
give it up? Love those oldcups, those are great. I mean
everything about this I just need tobreak it down. He needs to be
in a black T shirt rather thanwhatever this is that he's wearing, and

(02:42:26):
the hen needs to be a littlebit more frazzled than needs to be a
Alsatian dog next to him, andthe extra making pizza in the back is
just fantastic too. Linda Hamilton needsto be in that jumpsuit with goggles.
She looks so hot on that.I do not like this big high and
sweet back Christmas with E j R. Embroidered right in the corner. This

(02:42:50):
is like two movies we've seen withher in it where she's played two different
parts. Well, she's a versatileactress. Couldn't possibly know those things.
I know everything. Go ahead askme, ask me something I couldn't possibly
know. But if I get itright, would you believe that we were

(02:43:11):
married? In another one? Whatdoes the tattoo say just left of by
vagina? Give me your best shot. The day I got my driver's life,
I over twenty third, nineteen seven, right, my dad let me

(02:43:33):
take the car out on my ocenwheel final top two, two blocks from
my house. I got pulled overfor speeding. I never told anyone,
even paid for the ticket out ofmy own allowance. You want to know
the name of the car. Iwant to know the name of the song

(02:43:56):
on the radio. That's it.That's your best shot. Hmhmm. Let's
see. Of course here, it'snot heavy birthday, it's not Motley Cruze.
They weren't born yet. H yeah, kay. That just comes across

(02:44:30):
the camera just like but just acrossthe camera. Just want Some people are
like, is that that act?Hey, Jim Old buddy, h No,

(02:44:52):
we get a montage. Yes,this is a Blushi. I want,
I want montage Valuci. He's grayishsuit. This is all of the
Belushi. This is like the multiverse in Ballushi. Right here, this
is genuinely touching, Like I'm genuinelytouched by this. Yes see, this

(02:45:16):
is good golf man. This isthe golf I approve of, right,
the slightly racially insensitive by today's standardsgolf where he destroys full and destroyers property
of the golf course. Even I'mfalling in love with him now, the

(02:45:43):
lovable douche of course, I meanthe juxtaposition with him actually golfing in this
we're kind of it. This muchmore hearing. But this is this is
good, Like, this is whywe love Bollushing. This montage is why
we love He's making so much outof very little and it's kind of wonderful.

(02:46:05):
Yeah, oh but she broke it. Okay, I'm so into this.
I just want this montage to bethe rest of the movie. I
want I want this to be likeRocky Forth from here on now where every
three seconds, there's a montage fortyfive minutes of montage. You could have

(02:46:26):
at least another one where he's likeworking over the company, right. Yeah,
it's all set to the like uhMotown and Stacks music of the seventeen.
Yeah, I'm sure. I'm justgonna have to get those contracts signed
really quickly on her. You gota pen, I can do it.
Now, you with your contract?Good night. She's like, no,

(02:46:52):
but you could come in and Ican urinate on you. Okay, wait
this when this went in a weirdplace, or actually I could film hercules
urinating. That's kind of my king. And then Michael Kane shows up and
goes the twist in this lifetime,mister Belushi, is that she's into golden
showers and dogs. So you're gonnarather be happy here with the urinating dog

(02:47:18):
thing. Go back to your originallife where no dogs will pits on you.
Like Blue finds like a closet ofjust VHS tapes with different men's names
on it, and then Michael Kanelike appears right behind it. He's like,
this is what you've got to lookforward to in this lifetime. She
is literally videotaped one hundred men beingurinated on by a bloody dog. This

(02:47:48):
was the choice you made when youyou made this choice. It made the
choice. Now you've got the bloodylimit it. You didn't have to worry
up for me. Oh, she'ssover clamped over Blue Shi. She's so
upset. Oh her good. Pause, she's ahead of the union. Just

(02:48:16):
tell the truth, you know fromthe police force. There you stopped.
Yeah, everybody knew you were goingout to dinner with her. I don't
understand this. Yeah, I don'tunderstand either. His Paisley robe looks like
sperms. It's a sent he was. He looked at it like the catalog,

(02:48:41):
and it was like black with redsperm. Ye, black with choice
choice a oh, black with redsperm, the title of Matt's new novels
Coming Out. Did she throw hima base suit? She threw him his
base suit, because that's like,uh, that's like pepper pots throwing Iron

(02:49:03):
Man his iron suit. That's that'sthat's the equivalent his blue She can't do
any of his Belushi antics. Ifhe doesn't have a beige suit, that's
that rich. But they can't afforda non rotary phone. Yeah, I
want to spin off with this guy. If we're gonna fast and furious this
franchise, I want to spin offwith this guy. Yeah, this guy

(02:49:28):
in Baker Gat like Buddy film that'slike Pops Pops and what what's' name in
this movie? What's the character name? His name Pender Pender. So it's
Pops and Pender is the show.That's the spin off show. Yeah,

(02:49:54):
they're like trying to take over takedown some evil. They drive around in
a motorbike inside Pops in the psychicwith goggles. You and the jay you
rotten, son of a bitch.You can't do that to my baby girl
and get away with it. You'refired. That's so bad. Was he

(02:50:16):
the owner? Maybe I'll just writehim a letter and would do you have
more money than Bolue shivers the right? Yeah, I don't understand how that
works either, do you, Jayyou rotten? He's writing that cursive.
It's very simple. Really, policewill think he happened into the wrong place

(02:50:41):
at the wrong time and became thepoor, innocent victim, murderous thieves,
a little prick. Oh geez,knock more deal than proceed this plan?
M Yeah, what did the canshow up still being such a peek of

(02:51:05):
course the show after his wife throwshim off, where else would he go?
Wait, so Buck, this planwas to get Blushi kicked out my
wife so they would go back tothe office so that they could murder him.
This is plan because he wants todo some deal with the Japanese,

(02:51:28):
right, and somehow this is likeall going to work. Yeah, double
crosses Miles PingER out of one hundredand twenty million uses that and his uh
his show real just the crashing glasswith button his face behind him. Oh,

(02:51:54):
so the Pops is going to findBakner. This is where this,
this is where the Cops show youdidn't care about at any point, Pops
and Pander Sidecarr and motor bike,Pops and Panda riding through the lands.

(02:52:15):
Yeah, no, no, noway. Twist. Oh and so he's
going to frame him. M hmmthis God smiling on me? What?

(02:52:39):
Oh? I did not see thistwist coming. Man's a late last minute
twist a route only this thing justgot out of control the scriptwriter. Sorry,
that needed a sitcom harmonic a moment. What are you saying? No?
This is this is this? Thisscript is suddenly got out of control.

(02:53:01):
I don't know, how was How'sBelushi going to be able to navigate?
The ridiculousness this script has suddenly become. Yeah, how is Blushi going
to navigate? Has become the depthof our discourse because how is he going
to navigate? I can't believe Popshis dad. I'm so sad about that.
Yes, they are so sad aboutthat. He's also wearing something of

(02:53:24):
a grayish jacket. Yeah, it'slike Beiji orange with gray squares on it.
I genuine a weapon. That's alwaysthe smartest move is to pick up
the murder weapon right, your fingerprintsall over it. That's always a good
idea. I'm telling you. Ididn't know Leo what was gonna fire me.

(02:53:45):
I didn't see if you let her, And even if my head,
I wouldn't kill Wait, he doesn'teven own the company. He just works
for the company. Yeah that wasthat Courtney Cox. Yeah, he's gonna

(02:54:05):
shoot him. Okay who picked thatout? The costume lady was just like,
look, if he's gonna wear fuckingraised suits whole movie, she's gonna
be dress like a rainbow Barbie andaway. I wanted the best one to

(02:54:26):
shoot somebody's from the people arrest ofhim. Look at all these cops she's
just firing. I mean, thisis so many felonies she's coming of here?
Will you tell me that Blue?She like runs her over? And
this becomes like a fucking death onOrgie of Violence and Gore. I would
love if this suddenly became a snufffilm, like we were just watching it.

(02:54:50):
We were like, wait, didBlue she just really killed Courtney car
And we're like, wait, arewe watching a snuff movie? What what
happened to miss the Destiny? Yeah? Then you suddenly google you, we
suddenly google and there's loads of obstacleson Reddit about does anyone else seen this
snuff pham? Well like, howdid we not see this? And you

(02:55:16):
gotta come with me, tell mewhat's going on? Nothing's going on,
nothing, I'm just getting framed formurder like we were before. I know
you don't think it's gonna work,but it will. You know why,
because we've already done it. Areyou talking about the prefe We've got two
people watching us on Twitch. Ididn't even know we had views on Twitch

(02:55:39):
Twitch Twitch twitches are people out therein the twitch massive? But a comment
and the chat I got a notificationthat we were on Twitch. Some subscribed
to aftermovie Diner on there. Butobviously you know there's no need for me
to watch it because I'm already here. See. I don't like this Linda
Hamilton. She looks too much likeRod Stewart of My Life is what's the

(02:56:03):
matter, sweetheart? Oh gee,did you see that air acting? Did
you see the air acting that Blue? She just said that was incredible guy.
Nice to meet you, mister Burrows. Nice. So what's going on
on? I know this was anyoneever? So cough? Does this guy

(02:56:26):
cough? His hair? Stop buying? It's like a It's like a motorbike
helmet of yeah in the face.I mean, yeah, I don't even
know what's happening. He looks likea lizard, a lizard man. He
looks like the kind of person youwould cast as Lizardman X in a movie
about lizard men taking over quite smalltown America. He looks like he would

(02:56:50):
be the Red Herring in a blushy, erotic thriller. Yeah, oh definitely,
well he I mean, you're gettinga little erotic thriller. Blue.
She here like how Hamilton's not concernedabout the fact that her boss is seeing
her in her negligee. She's noteven covering up. Now, how if
she's in her negligee and her boyfriendis fully clothed. What's also funny is

(02:57:11):
wasn't she in the Beauty in theBeast series with what's his name? Ron
Perlman? And her hair in thisscene makes her look like Ron Perlman's Beast
in the TV series Beauty and theBeast, which she also started. Yes,

(02:57:31):
yellow and blues and pinks go together. Like the costume lady was like,
well, her robe's gonna be yellow, blue and pink, so his
shirt better be yellow, blue andpink. There's something's happening behind the scenes
of this movie. The costumer wason crack or something. Yeah, I
wonder if they were nominated for itwas to be cost coming. Yeah,

(02:57:58):
Like he run in and her blondelizard man husband's skin is like folded down
over half his torso and underneath hislizard body with like tentacles and stuff,
is like attempting to molest Linda Hamiltonand you suddenly go win a minute.
This movie went became a David Cronenbergnightmare. Now we have action blue shee.

(02:58:24):
This is literally all of the BlueShee's Is he gonna just a dog?
Is he gonna kill a dog?That's his dog? Okay, if
this ends with him killing a dog, I'm no, he's gonna peel out.
He's oh, bad stun guy,bad stung guy. Yeah. Yeah,

(02:58:48):
Belushi would never kill a dog.I trusted if he saw that in
the script, he would. Definitely, he would, definitely. He's like,
now, yeah, the fire hydrants. But we've had every blue Shie.
We've had classic car pollution, we'vehad made super Bluegie. We've had
action Blueeshy, We've had comedy blueshehy, We've had dramatic blueeshy. We've

(02:59:09):
got it's all shades of This movieis now all shades of blue shy.
That's that's did he hit the dog? Wait? No, hell no,
Okay, if the dog like becomesMichael Kaine or like creepily, the dog's
bloody head twists around and goes,ha ha, fooled you. It's rarely

(02:59:30):
me Michael Kaine as a dead dog. I'm sorry, yes, because that's
something that the cups would do.I thought he missed the dog. I
thought, I'm sorry, Oh wow, this movie killed a dog. Missed

(02:59:50):
the Destiny killed a dog. Idid not expect it to get this dark
man. I guess what happens iswhen he goes back to just all life
the dog back. Oh, theysay we have a follow there's a follower
only chat on Twitch. That's whythey can't people can't comment on there.

(03:00:20):
I can't respond, Dean. Iwas trying to respond, but it's only
having me respond as twitch, whichis weird. But yes, I was
just saying, really that I didn'tknow that there was a setting like that,
So I'll need to go in andchange the setting. I had no
idea that was follower only chat.Sorry about that. So I mean you
could always follow me, right,follow me follow I need to be a

(03:00:41):
member for a month. Oh,I have no idea. Okay, sorry,
I have no idea what that means? That makes sense? Way,
Yeah, I'm not down with thetwitch waves like some of the children are.
I'm I'm only on Twitch as acourtesy to people who like the twitching
ways. Oh. Oh, he'smaking the milk. He's making the milk.

(03:01:03):
Oh, he missed a bit ofmilk. No, that trick never
works. He's like, oh,I think that he yells. The dog
was first do you lose? Thatlooks milkish. That's probably Michael Kaine's sperm,

(03:01:30):
I see, Dean. Sorry,yeah, I don't really know how
twitch works. I honestly don't.I just waded into it with all eyes
open. Yeah, he kills afucking dog in this movie. This movie
got bleak. Oh no, becausewhat happens is when he when he goes
back to his old life. Right, the dog's alive again, all right,

(03:01:52):
Larry, son of a bitch chumpedback back from where Larry, you've
been here at the time. Oh, scrabbly wabbly doom, You've always been
here, Larry. Sure, Ihave your destiny bender, you destiny bender.

(03:02:18):
No, that doesn't work. Thatdoesn't work. Who wrote that line?
That's not a thing that happens.Thanks, thanks for everything. Yeah,
good and the bad. I haveto say this movie looks a million
dollars. You get several shades ofblushie, which I'm very happy about.

(03:02:43):
All the women are really cute.There's some comedy, there's some sadness,
there's some there's some action sequences.This movie has a bit of everything.
And he kills a fucking dog.But at least it guess what the deal
is there. It's his own dog. So now that he's back to his
whole life, the dog's back again. Right, So he didn't really kill
the dog, I guess, sowe can you know remember might have been

(03:03:03):
how they sold the TIPULUSI so hecould get away with it. Yeah,
I haven't seen you before your newgame. What's your name? Duncan?
Duncan, You're gonna become real familiarwith me in this piece? Is not
the Morris concerned to do at eighto'clock. It gives me ten minutes.
Come on, let's go, giveme right look at the car. We'll

(03:03:26):
come back for later. Come on, So Dean in the chat, do
you think Kane ranks this above JorsThe Revenge? I think he does.
Having seen some of Caine's stinkier performances, I actually think that he does put
a little effort in this, nota lot of effort. I think he
ranks it at about of five orsix. But something like The Island or

(03:03:50):
Jaws The Revenge he's at a two, you know what I mean. Or
In the Hand the Oliverstone horror movie, he's like it at four. Here
he's at like this. So Ithink he actually does rank this about the
idea without questions, sir, shipeating grand She's not even running birs.

(03:04:18):
What do you think you're doing?Yeah, classic eighties, nineties the Pune.
Sorry, mister Hanson. I'm justtired of assholes getting ahead while decent
people get the shaft. What's thisall about? Larry and Lewis here have
been buying up company stock through dummyCorporation while encouraging the board to sell out

(03:04:39):
to mister Knockamore. Right here onewith all the mud in the driveway.
Hey, listen, thanks for theOh hey, it's no problem. I
appreciate it. I'm gonna go aheadand get your car. What do you
want me to do with it?Uh? Keep it, it's yours.
I'm gonna buy a brand new I'llfigure out how to paper it later.

(03:05:03):
Take care. Well, that ishow America works. Oh damn, I
forgot that. One's got to strikeme. Oh it'll be a surprise for
luci birthday. Yep, yep exactly, and Cane will be there somehow.

(03:05:28):
Oh, it's all the people he'sever loved him one room. Yep,
they didn't forget. I have tosay this has some of the worst costumes
in any film I've ever seen,look at it. Everything else is wonderful,
but this has the worst costume.Yeah, I think I've ever seen

(03:05:48):
forgotten how beautiful you are ever inany film. Yeah, no, I
think you're ready. It's oh waitwait, I tell you, guys.
What happened? You're what happened?What's happened that anywhere? I just I'm

(03:06:09):
just so glad to see everyone orSammy, Sammy, Sammy. Yeah,
yeah, the dog's alive. Althoughat some point he did kill that dog.
Because if it doesn't matter what happensin an alternate timeline, then nothing

(03:06:30):
that's happened in Marvel since the Avengersblah blah blah matters because but no,
in the in in like a Marvel, we have decided that your ethics or
your ethics are your ethics, whetheryou're whatever timeline you're in. So he
fucking killed a dog, and I'llnever forgive. Oh God, did I
miss you. Nobody's ever embraced JohnLovets with such before. They've only ever

(03:06:54):
walked away from John Lovett toughing loudlygive you the vomit to throw. Yeah,
I love the idea. Now nowthat Jonathan bajora time of Bell she
kills a dog that is bleak.That's what another in another another timeline,

(03:07:20):
right, another continuum. I lovethe idea that, now that Jonathan Bajors
has been fired from Hit Marvel,of like Lucy being the next king,
you know, just baking, sheshould be alternate timeline Kang, Yeah,
that would be amazing. He doesthe whole thing in a bad Irish accent.

(03:07:41):
Nobody can understand why we don't wantto run? No, come on
in, please please just will justtake him mote, what's up? After
you left? Niles and Lewis confessedto everything. That was a real touchdown
lyric. You know, listen,we just dropped by to say thanks.
I mean, you're so fast.I had to get home. It's my

(03:08:03):
birthday. Well then I get alittle present for you. The board voted
unanimously to offer you Niles Pender's jobexecutive vice president. Yeah do you like
that? How do you like that? Apples, I don't know it.
So much has happened today, I'mgonna have to give it some thought.
One hundred twenty five to start inMercedes thoughts over wonderful. That's just great,

(03:08:28):
thank you, Hey, hungry allthey had to do was punch someone.
That's that's the story of the thismovie is just like all I had
to do was not fuck my secretaryand my coworker, and aunch of dude
in the face solves everything more thanyou could possibly know. I wonder now

(03:08:50):
if we punched, if you founda crypto bro and punched him like I
like your whole you know, Yeah, someone comes around to my house and
be like, mister cross, wereally we have old been wanting to punch
Tad Hassleback or whatever his name isin the face, and you did it.
And because you did it, here'shalf a million dollars and all the

(03:09:11):
MGBs you can fuck. I meanbelieve be like, I'm not all right
myself. I'll go out and punchit pointed a fucking Kirki pan pastel shirt
wearing date rapists, and I'll punchhim in the face. This guy.
Look at this guy's Oh, letme guess he wasn't such a wiener about

(03:09:39):
it for thirty years. He justdecided to forget about it and move on
because it's a fucking game and nobodycares exactly. Oh, Michael Kaine,
break, can you say my curlypub black hair when it is backlit.
Can you see how beautiful and curlyit is? Look at it? Look

(03:10:00):
at my puby head. Things willwork out. Just have you ever?
Have you ever tried Greco Roman wrestling? Maybe baseball is not so good for
you, but maybe we get someoil out and try. I could.
I could show you a few tricksif you like. I demand that people
back like my stupid puby hat.Oh no, it's not in that case.

(03:10:33):
Why is that? Okay? TheBlushi was five? Yeah, yet

(03:11:07):
he would have been a huge fanof it in the car. I just
imagine what would Belushi do while hewould probably play harmonica to it. And
so anyway, that was mister Destinyhad nothing to do with the radio because
he's also in a movie not tobe confused with this one called Destiny Turns
on the Radio with none other thanhomophobic Quentin Tarantino. Anyway, sorry,

(03:11:35):
before I get a volley of complaintsabout that, it's the movie in which
Quentin Tarantino does a sort of weirdlyhomophobic round about top Gun and it's gay
undertones. Destiny turns on the Radioand when someone was like someone later on
I think recently asked him, asked, Tarantino, who's such a flagrant ego

(03:11:56):
narcissist, is ridiculous. But theyasked him about that scene in Dasty Turns
on the Radio. And instead ofbeing like, oh, I know,
I'm so it's so fucking embarrassing,please never ask me that, it was
like, yeah, well, letme do you this story, man.
M Me and my family hanging outat the video store, we used to
take the piss out of Top Gunand say that everyone and it was gay.
And then when I was in amovie, I decided to repeat that

(03:12:18):
the old shit I used to dowhen I was a teenager, and I'm
like, really, that's you're You'reyou're gonna tell people like flat out,
like yeah, when I was hangingout in the video store, we used
to take the piss out of TopGun for being a gay movie. And
then when they asked me to addliber scene in Destiny Turns on the Radio,
a movie no one has ever seenever except for this scene, I

(03:12:39):
just take the shitty back room videostore teenage bullshit that I used to do
with my friend and say it outloud and everyone just goes, what a
fucking genius. Yeah, the gayundertones and fucking top guns. I'm like,
oh my god, can someone youknow, Ah, I urge everyone

(03:13:01):
to go and watch Reservoir Dogs again. I did again recently, and all
this stuff Like in the future,when people would say to Tarantina like,
oh, you're racist, you're racist, he could always say, why you
know, I have Samuel L.Jackson in the movie, and Samuel Jackson
says I'm not racist, and blahblah blah blah blah. Right, well,
there's no Samuel Jackson Reservoir Dogs.In fact, there's no ethnic characters

(03:13:24):
in Resort Dogs whatsoever. He hasa bunch of white guys sitting around for
about seventy five percent of the moviespouting either racial and or xenophobic statements,
and there's no like you can't gowell, Samuel Jackson says, I'm not
racist, Like right, it's yeah, I've It's funny because I was always

(03:13:48):
like the guy who would say,well, you know, I liked I
like tru Romance, Resort Dogs,pop fiction, and you know, the
early ones, but then after thatI wasn't so much a fan. But
actually, having gone back and watchedthose like mid mid nineties movies again,
they do not hold up. Butyou know what holds up Doug killing Jim

(03:14:09):
Belushi, That's what holds up MattLater, I genuinely enjoyed that film.
I did as well. I justkind of took me back, I will
say quickly with Tartina, the onething I always will will love is Jackie
Brown. The scenes with Pam Grierand Robert Forster, like that he gave

(03:14:30):
us that that does justify his existence. Yes, exactly, but this you're
absolutely right, like this was amovie that, like, you know,
I never saw there's the Biltmore thereit is Christmas. I think the Biltmore,
you know it, it's another one. I mean, we haven't watched
a bad Blue Shy film. Imean, Separate Lives might be the closest.
Separate Lives was the closest to beinga dude. But I don't know

(03:14:56):
how this movie would have been goodwithout Belushi in the league. It's it's
amazing and again it's it's amazing thatthis guy is who would become according to
Gym, like when you watch amovie like this, I mean, I
guess the paycheck is what's important,right, like and that you can't fault
them for the paycheck In according toGym. But you know, yeah,

(03:15:16):
you know it's this was not schlubby. I mean it was. There's there's
some shlub factor in there, butI mean this was this yeah, it
was. It was an endearing movie. I mean obviously, yes, I
could have done without like the killingthe dog in a different timeline. I
think you're right about that. Evenif the dog comes back to life in
the new timeline, we could havedone without it. You know, like
essentially in the universe, the universeis one dog lighter, right right exactly

(03:15:39):
because of this movie, right rightexactly. And you know, and I'm
in two minds about that. ButI mean, seriously, though, how
many genres did this movie career throughfrom Like the beginning of the film with
the sort of nineteen thirty nineteen fortiesfilm noir credits. Right, Well,
so it's done, and like it'sgonna be this sort of like black and

(03:16:03):
white, overly dramatic soap opera thriller, you know, murder mystery. Then
it cuts to you know, areally well shot like it's a glossy Hollywood
looking you know, it's beautifully shot. The cinematography is really great, the
setting's really great. You know,we've got voiceover of schlubby Blushy talking about

(03:16:24):
his worst day and everything else andpomaning stuff like that, you know.
And then he goes into Michael Kaine'sbar. We get a Cane cameo,
and then from there we've got allsorts of We've got some issues touched on.
They're touching on the union and payingworkers fairly and dealing with stuff.
We've got some comedy right there withMurray Shaikan and John Lovett's and some you

(03:16:48):
know, because Blush's great when he'sgot a comedic genius to bounce off,
you know what I mean. Andand then we have action Blue Shehi with
him jumping his car. We haveclassic car Blue Shi. We have Dog
Blue, we have Dog Lover andDog Killer Blushi. It's just a wonderful
film. And we have a littlewe have a little blues and rhythm and

(03:17:11):
blues on the soundtrack, which isalways a little. This is uh,
this is peak Blushi. And ifyou're going to put it next to Canine
and real men, you're talking aclassic. I think you're right. I
think it's gotta be up there withone of his bests. I mean,
and I mean and beyond that,you know, we've got you know,
miniature golf blue shy, you know, and eat a French restaurant blue Shehi.

(03:17:33):
Let me just get a beer withouta glass, you know, Like
I don't understand the French restaurant,you know, I mean Bruskie right,
telling his butler he wants a Bruskieand the butler has no idea what he's
talking about, like all that kindof stuff that you get in this film,
and it's just it's so endearing.Yeah, And and I thought the
sweetest of all the scenes was himpainting the toy car and his life coming

(03:18:00):
and saying, well, you haveone downstairs and him being like, no,
they're all too big. I thatwas genuine I genuinely thought that was
a beautiful sentiment because, in fact, if I can digress a little bit,
I was on one of my VHSgroups on Facebook earlier, and they're
mostly full of scumbags. There's veryfew good people in that in that group

(03:18:22):
of first, which is sad,but it's a lot of people being like
I've got a graded and sealed copyof the in plastic with the the the
it's only only ever been released threetimes in Vietnam and Chad and your Botswana
or whatever, and you're like,oh God, I fucking killed this person

(03:18:43):
with an act. Meanwhile, I'mover here with my copy of Real Men
being like, I'm just happy Iown it. So it's mostly awful in
this VHS group, So don't expectanything decent, because people hate, you
know, decency and positivity these days. They really do. Man, they

(03:19:03):
hate it. And I forgot whereI was going with this. Where was
I going with this? Going somewhere? Oh yeah, this was it enjoying
the finer things at all, thesmaller, quainter of tactile things in life.
So I'm in this VHS group blahblah blahlah blah. And then there's
the podcast that I also follow inthere that had had reposted that article that

(03:19:30):
was posted about tape heads in Californiasaving video stores and blah blah blah blah
blah that it's been going around theinternet. That's been a whole article in
the Times or something about the riseof the VHS collection and collector and the
rise of video stores and reopening andthings like that. Right, And every

(03:19:52):
single comment, every single comment underthe shed post was negative. It was
all like, yeah, why wouldyou want to work film on an inferior
format? You know, it's notlike vinyl, where you know, you
can say vinyl is sonically better,but VHS is actually technically worse, and
all this stuff. It was justit was just a litany, a litany

(03:20:13):
matt of miserable bastards. Right,it's the It is the people who,
in Blushi's eyes, uh, youknow, while we own all these carts
real and we zip the around whatever. He's like, no, but I'm
happy with this thing. And Isaid about VHS, I said, Anyone
who says, by the way,and I want to go on records and

(03:20:35):
this, anyone who says they collectvinyl records because vinyl is sonically a better
sound is so erroneously full of shit. I don't even know where to begin,
unless unless you are like a whitegloved German audio scientist who has like

(03:20:56):
a five thousand dollars Stylus turntable andhe has a pristine, thirty grand Vinyl
from fifty years ago that's been keptin perspects in a museum vault for decades.
Yes, in those scenarios, vinylis technically a better sound. The

(03:21:18):
reason why people collect vinoyl is thefucking crackle. It's the crackle. They
like the crackle. Yes, welove the music, and we love the
larger box art, and we likebeing able to read the liner notes without
a magnifying glass and all that otherstuff. We like lying on the floor
and listening to vinyl, looking upat the sleeve and everything else. But
what we like is the crackle.It's the crackle. Map. It's got

(03:21:39):
a fireplace, warm thing. It'sthe toy car that Belushi is painting and
is on the rug of his livingroom rather than driving one round a real
one round the streets. It's thecrackle. It's the fireplace. It's the
congregation. It's the warm hug ofnostalgia and tactile physical things. It's the

(03:22:01):
sound when you put the VHS inthe machine and you hear that as the
prey takes it, you hear thechances it goes down onto the heads.
It's the having to adjust the tracking. It's knowing what tracking is and things
like that. It's the fact thatyou can take it apart and put it
back together and clean it, andit's manual and it has arms and things.

(03:22:22):
It works as a physical thing.It's all about the texture. And
then when you're watching it, whenyou're watching the VHS, it's all about
the fact that the color is slightlyfaded and there's a little bit of fuzziness
when there's a sex scene or whatever. Like, it's all about that.
It means that people have reround andpaused and paused and reround and pats.

(03:22:43):
But also, and I said this, I posted like a long runt,
and someone gave some sarcastic response liketoo long, didn't read or whatever,
and I was, but I putit the modom and I said. The
other thing is there are literally moviesevil the text a changewaw mask or whatever
house by a cemetery you name yourlike seventies Horror of Choice or early eighties

(03:23:05):
Horror of Choice. And if youdidn't see those films on a grubby,
water and mud soaked tape cassette thatyou've found by a railway siding next to
some old grandfather pawn and a pileof cigarette butts, if you didn't find
that VHS, wipe it off,put it in your machine after your parents

(03:23:26):
went to bed, and at twoin the morning see this crackly distorted chewing
image of horrors. You can't evenimagine. If you didn't watch Evil Dead
that way, you've not watched EvilDead period. If you've only seen Evil
Dead in four K crisp blues surroundsound, blah blah blah blah blah,
you've never ever ever seen Evil Dead. You've never seen Texas chainsawmask It,

(03:23:50):
you've never seen House by the Cemetery. You've never seen those films the way
ninety five percent of our generation sawthem. A few lucky ones got to
go to the cinema early on andsee some of those classics, and obviously
the older generation did as well,and they will bemoan the loss of film
and cinemas using film projectors or sixteenmillimeters or whatever. They'll mourn that in

(03:24:16):
the way that we hold on tovhs, in the way that I don't
know, maybe this generation will holdonto TikTok like in the future, when
TikTok has finally got rid of willpeople suddenly go Do you remember those times
where we used to wear skin tightleotards and go on social media and dance
for the benefit of grubby old menthousands of miles away. Do you remember

(03:24:37):
when we used to do that,and then people would call us influences and
send us free shit. Yeah doyou remember? No, that was that
was wonderful. But anyway, I'mseriously like I had to say to people
who were, well, you know, we're just in fo your for man,
blah blah blah. I go andpeople condescending it. Well, you
know, I get that some movieshaven't been upgraded to other platforms yet,

(03:25:00):
but like, were they really worthsaving? Blah blah blah blahlah. I
Just the last thing is is thatVHS is also still out of everything,
still an economic format to collect unlessyou're going to start collecting you know,
hard to find horror stuff or whatever. But if you're just gonna if you
want like a quick guide to classiccinema, so you want everything from Wizard

(03:25:26):
of Ours to Pretty Women and everythingin between, right, just the benchmark
movies, you know, Casa Blancoand Top Gun and whatever your benchmark movies
are. But if you just wantto collect like the top fifty benchmark movies
and watch them, there's no cheaper, better, easier way than like VHS
at your local goodwill or fift storeor flea market or whatever. And we

(03:25:50):
could lose. That would be acrushing shame to me, which is why
I opened up a bee Kind movievault in New Milford. But yeah,
that was my rant to these snobs. No, and I would say just
that that idea that like, what'swhat movie is worth saving? I think
anything that's been any movie that hasbeen made, yes, is worth saving.

(03:26:11):
I mean maybe Birth of a Nation, maybe you make a point about
that, but I think for themost part, any movie historical context of
that. But yeah, I knowwhat you mean. But like I think,
like any but especially like low budget, poor action. You know,
those genre movies. They were allthe fact that so many of them you
can only get on VHS and thenthey've sort of been people have put them
on YouTube and stuff like that.I mean, for me, well,

(03:26:37):
what what was the rom com withGerard Butler and Catherine Heigln, Like Battle
of the Sexes or whatever it wascalled. So yeah, that's not that
that That's the one film I wouldsay is not worth like if that,
yeah, we don't be fine withthat. Yeah. Yeah, but you
know Attack of the Redneck Zombies withchainsaws, that needs to be exactly yeah.

(03:27:05):
Yeah, I mean, I meanyou write about the VHS piece in
that sense that like, you know, I think growing up with the VCR,
especially when it started to become moreprevalent in the late eighties early nineties,
it you know that was there wasonce movies became cheap enough that you
could go out and get one fortwenty bucks or something like that, it
really changed everything going to the eightiesinto the nineties that it was like so

(03:27:28):
many movies you write like, Idon't you know because especially like there's someone
who was in the theater, likea Mister Destiny would have been in the
theater, but it also would havebeen the kind of movie like I don't
remember seeing it, but that likemy family might have rented on a Friday
night, you know that we're allgoing to watch Mister Destiny or like HBO
has it and somebody taped it offof HBO or something like that. You
know we're going to watch exactly rightright right, yeah, But you're right

(03:27:54):
from like that that whole thing.I mean, I always for me when
when when DVDs came around, Iwas like, Okay, I've had it
with vhs. DVDs are fine,But I think now that I'm older,
you're right there is that that nostalgia? I mean I remember for us it
was Bad Taste, you know,the Peter Jackson movie. Yeah, yeah,
and I mean that was one thatwe would and we ended up making
our own copy of it. Andyou know, we but you know,

(03:28:16):
my friend discovered it one time.We wanted to watch, you know,
bad movies and make fun of them, and we watched Bad Taste and realized
we weren't making fun of it anymore, that we were just enjoying it,
that we were just amazing, andwe rented it so much that, yeah,
we decided to just rent our ownVCR and make our own copy of
it because you know, and nownow you know, now you get the
DVD of it, because now PeterJackson is an Oscar winning director and you
know, he's a big deal,and now there's a DVD available of it.

(03:28:39):
But there really isn't anything like youknow, when we went to the
video store and on the back itsaid your your VCR will card out for
windshield pipers. Like the DVDs don'thave those reviews on it. You know,
it's like that was a special thing, you know, and so yeah,
you're you're absolutely right, like it'syou know, oh, well,
don't be wrong. I mean,I like DVD and Blu Ray and four
K and whatever. I mean.I'm just saying the last thing. Like

(03:29:03):
when there's when there's a million articlesa day about how shitty everything is,
and then there's one article where it'slike, oh, some people who still
like VHS have a store in Californiaand a few other people have now got
stores. The response to that,when every other article of shitty should not
be well, I just think VHS. That's not the response. Even I

(03:29:26):
don't care what you say. Ifyou if you don't like VHS, guess
what the world was made for you. Because the studios don't like VHS,
the stores don't like VHS. Ifyou don't like VHS, that's the world.
The whole world is yours. Becausenobody out in the world likes physical
media. The people who like physicalmedia like me. We have a very
very small section of the world,a tiny, tiny, tiny spect of

(03:29:50):
the world. Don't take that fromus as well. They'd be like,
well, no, you're not allowedthat. Sorry, wait, you know
a couple of hundred people were interestedin buying and selling VHS on eBay.
Nope, you can't have that shutit down. You know what's going on
with the world back. It isamazing how many people like read nice articles
and have to say something bad aboutit. I mean, I read this

(03:30:11):
article today, but here in Philadelphiabecause we have a lot of row houses,
and how with the whole gentrification thing, they'll take like one house in
the row house and try to rebuildit, and it while they're rebuilding it,
the other houses fall down near it. Right, So it's like you're
living in this house. You've beenin this house. It's like generations.
You know, your father sold itto you for a dollar so we would

(03:30:31):
stay in the family. And you'resitting there and you start to notice that
the wall next to you is fallingaway because you know, so that's an
article that I'm reading, and it'slike horrible that all these people in Philadelphia
have their houses are falling, literallyfalling apart. And then somebody who writes
an article about people like that areinto vhs and are opening stores and trying
to you know, and people haveto shit on that when it's like it's

(03:30:52):
like this is nice, this isthe nice thing. Yes, right,
A few people who may into theirforties, we're still an ounce of hope
have set up very very small venueswhere other people with just a minuscule amount
of hope could possibly congregate and maybetalk about a favorite film of theirs,

(03:31:16):
tiny tiny amounts of people in thegrand scheme of things, and you're just
like, no, we can't havethat. We can't have even these people
whose lives are so you know,reduced to just yeah, it's it's it's
remarkable that that it doesn't matter whereverI am, the walls, my whatever,
my I think reasonably saying viewpoint ofthe world is or my you know,

(03:31:43):
hopefully positive and embracement of most goodthings in the world. That's become
such a narrow outlet now for somereason. Yes, it's I don't think
any of the words I just saidmade any sense, wonder though, like
like like I'm just trying to thinkof, like what what your day is

(03:32:03):
like if you're a person who's likeI'm going to find all the nice articles
and shit on them, like that'sjust I'm gonna look like like, oh,
there's one right there, I gottagrab that one. I gotta I
gotta call it all that, right, I mean, because how is it
is? It? Is it?Because everything else is shitty. But they're
just like, well, I'm justgoing to keep shitting on things, right,

(03:32:24):
Or is it? Is it thatthe rest of their lives because me
looking at them, the world isbuilt for them. The world is not
built for me. The world isbuilt for them. There's little bits of
the world that are built for me. There's a little bit so that I
can kind of go, oh,I like that little bit, and I
like that little bit, and Ican kind of form my own little corner
of the world, whether it's theInternet or whether it's my home or whatever.

(03:32:48):
So I'm not complaining there's enough ofthe world for me. I don't
need more of the world. Butin general, the populace, the the
corporate, the whatever you want tocall it, world that is out there
that we have to engage with ona daily basis, it's not made for
me, right, It's not madein my image or how I would make
anything. And yet so these people, in my estimation, go around in

(03:33:13):
a relatively euphoric place. They don'tlike VHS. The world doesn't like VHS.
They don't like anything made before tenyears ago. The world isn't interested
with anything made not ten years ago, unless it's something that they can remake,
recycle, reboot, or you know, then they're interested in that because
it's cheap for them. But yetthey so is it that they're just everything

(03:33:39):
is so perfect around them that they'relike, ah, the one thing I
can shit on? Or is itthat everything is so terrible around them that
they just continually shit? I don'tknow what it is. But as someone
who has had to, as Isay, put my own little cherry picked
life together and just fill it withall the things that make me happy,
I suggest you go away and dothat, mister misery fucked, because you

(03:34:03):
live in this dream of your ownmaking, and yet you're unhappy. I
find my groove in the huge vinylrecord of the world, and I'm happy.
You take your pick what you wantto do, man. So that's
how I think of life. Deansaid, here sell it for profit,
which I was listening to a podcasttoday called Behind the Bassards where they were

(03:34:26):
talking about like at Aaron Schwartz kindof more like a positive thing, but
they talked about how the guy whoinvented the World Wide Web didn't patent it
because he wanted everybody to be ableto use it and share it. Equally.
That's the kind of the ideacause Ialways have that idea that like,
if you're a billionaire, you hadto have screwed over a lot of people
to be a billionaire. You probablywould killed people, you probably lived to
people dying in certain ways to becomea billionaire. And I think that's proof

(03:34:46):
because this guy could have been abillionaire. He could have said, Okay,
yeah, the Worldwide Web. I'mgonna patent this, and only people
with enough money can use the WorldwideWeb if they pay me. You know,
companies can pay me to put thingson the Worldwide Web. But he
said been like tom MySpace exactly right. He could be Elon Musk. He
could have been like, you knowwhat, this world Wide Web thing,

(03:35:07):
it's gonna give me my own penisrocket that I can shoot in. I
love that the guy that is ultimatelygoing to I love that the two guys
that are ultimately going to end theworld are called Donald Trump, which is
the stupidest name on record, andElon Musk, who is is even stupid.
It's like Donald It's like someone nameda kid Donald Trump, which in

(03:35:31):
England just sounds to us like,you know, Donnie Fartz right, So
you have Donald Trump and then youhave Elon Musk the other It's almost like
someone went, well, we can't, we can't come up with a stupider
name. Then Donald Trump and someonewent away to hold hold my beer went
away, and Elon Musk's children shutout ship out Elon Musk, and then

(03:35:54):
they both became just these unbearable They'relike they're like a guest at the party
that you wish you didn't have toinvite, who then show up and stay
much later than every other guest atthe party. It's I don't care about
politics. I don't care about corporateversus whatever. I don't care about the
space race. I don't care aboutany of it. I'm not trying to.

(03:36:16):
But they're just so awful as humanbeings. They're just just to look
at them, I mean, youjust want to hit them about the head
and neck with a cricket bat.I just there's no That's how I feel,
Matt. It's not politics, dude. I mean, yes, everything
he stands for is abhorrent fascism.You know, that's horribly manipulating his own

(03:36:43):
base by you know, this isthe other thing I want to say about
the people who are like genuine Trumpfans, like he hates you. He
really fucking hates you. He really, he has no love for you whatsoever.
He just needs your numbers. Hedoesn't care about you, he doesn't
care about your family. He laughsat you behind your back. That's what

(03:37:07):
he does. He sits around withhis rich, rich friends, coaffing caveat
and eating goose and slapping their maidsand servants like old fucking robber baron slave
owners. And you go back towhatever house you happen to have scraped together
that you're going to be paying offtill long after you die, and having

(03:37:30):
worked your third fucking job. Hedoesn't like you, He doesn't care about
you. He fucking hates you.He just what he needs is he needs
your fifteen dollars a month, andactually he's going to keep pushing you for
more than fifteen. He wants thirtyfifty, whatever it is. He wants
you to show up at at hisrally so he can see you in the
crowd and have you cheer for himand tell him how Brady is. What's
to sell you T shirts you can'tafford that have his place on it,

(03:37:54):
T shirts, NFTs, anything,just buy it just a bit. What
would the onion have this really greatjoke because he had like a judgment rendered
against him or something like that,and they're like, you know, you
know, uh a new new billthat that Trump needs to support us to
pay or something like that, right, you know, yeah, But I
mean at the Musk, I listenedto this podcast called Knowledge Bond Villain.
I mean us is fucking cracked inMoonraka that is who anyway, No,

(03:38:20):
but it is. It's absolutely amazing. But but the thing is he's not
a Bond villain because like a Bondvillain is much more sophisticated than he is.
Like we actually listen to him talkor you see him on like Twitter
saying things and they're talking about likeVox popularly and stuff like that, Like
he thinks he's a Bond villain,but in fact, like like Roger Moore
would be like, I can't actopposite this guy, Like get me a

(03:38:41):
better actor, give me Donald pleasantto give me somebody, give me Like
yeah, I don't seem to understandSean Connery got Donald pleasants and I've got
this fucking os hole. Although hedid get Chrystal Lee Roger against chryste which
is, yeah, Christopher, that'sthe thing, like Christopher Lee is a

(03:39:01):
legitimate but I mean, of courseand living that dies. Yeah. I
think I think Elon Musk is actuallywhat a bundle and really would be.
It's just like in a movie,right that you either make them like much
nicer, you know, like youknow, you know, he's he's watched
moon Breaker and gone, I wantto be Drax, so he's sort of

(03:39:22):
the wanna be Drax rather than theactual Drax. That's what Elon Musk is.
That's how I would insult if Imet Elon Musk, I would insult
him by saying, you are thewannabe Drax. When he went I'm sorry,
I don't understand your pop culture reference, I'd be like, you are
a cock. Everybody walk away,Yeah, it's it is absolutely and then

(03:39:48):
and then he'd have me killed.The one genius thing about Musk what he
has done that I think is Jesuswhere he's taken Twitter and he said,
Okay, I'm gonna get rid ofthe blue check mark. And then you've
got to pay eight dollars to getthe blue check mark. And essentially he's
got now an entire list of thousandsof if that's how you know, of

(03:40:09):
morons that are dumb enough to givehim that eight bucks a month. So
now he's going to be like,here's some other stuff that I want you
to buy, and you know,he's talking about doing Twitter banking and he's
you know, and I was like, who's going to want to do their
banking with? Musk was like,oh, wait a second, He's got
a whole list of morons that aredumb enough to do their banking with him.
Yeah, no, oh no,he's This is the thing is,

(03:40:30):
whenever you peel back the facade ofthese people, they are huckster's and snake
oil salesmen of the highest order.Not one of them would know how to
fucking change a tire in a car, or fucking raise a puppy or cook
a meal. Like, none ofthem have any fucking idea how to exist

(03:40:52):
other than who can I shank fora few more grubby coins, speaking of
which, go over to our Patreonnow right when YouTube, when YouTube.
I don't know if you're going toget some of those, Benjamin, some
of those Musk Musk coins, somedoge coins, are you fucking yeah?

(03:41:20):
Yeah, I like that. Ilike that. The the the company name
that Musk has always wanted to useis the same letter that John Belushi scrolls
as his signature in The Blues Brothers. That's literally meant to say I'm illiterate.

(03:41:41):
That's literally what that joke is that, you know, Jake Blues is
illiterate and therefore signs his name witha large cross. And since Musk was
five, he's been like, Idon't know the company X, and his
you know, blood Diamond Hall orderingparents were just like, sure, whatever

(03:42:01):
you want, son, And he'sfinally took a take over the one thing
that everyone kind of hated anyway butreally needed that last extra shove to get
rid of. And he just showedup one I'm gonna call this X.
And I was just like, allright, that's enough, I'm leaving.
I'm off. What do you meanto call it X? Your pillock?

(03:42:24):
Well, because essentially what he didis he essentially like, for example,
like if the you know, bandaid here in the United States are frigid
air, you know, essentially hejust took frigidaire and said, Okay,
you're not gonna be called refrigerator,You're gonna be called X. And nobody's
gonna know that you're necessarily associated.It's like because tweet Twitter and tweeting like
that was, you know, itwas, you know, and now it's
just because you're not xing right,You've got a post now instead, And

(03:42:46):
it's like, you know, yeah, it's it's it's from a business standpoint,
it's you know, it's the dumbestfucking idea in the history of ideas.
It is a catastrophically stupid idea.In fact, it's it would you
know, if he didn't have suchstored legacy familial wealth, uh and and

(03:43:07):
if he hadn't have made a fewgood business decisions and brought a few decent
companies that he, by the way, had nothing to do with setting up
whatsoever. My only hope would bethat this Twitter debacle that's going to go
bankrupt and probably uh uh stop beinga viable company at a certain point.

(03:43:28):
I really wish that would just takehim down, because it would be such
a gloriously silly nail in an otherwiseuh you know, shiny and noxiously large
cock shaped coffin. But unfortunately,you know, he could probably afford to
lose five Yeah, yeah, Ithink, and I think it's the idea

(03:43:48):
grant because it's like, oh youknow, yeah, it's let's let's just
run this thing into the ground.So now it can be you know,
a way for people this affected peopleto use it to come together and talk
about things. And so yeah,being Ben at your Twitter, being been
in the EU, it's probably probablycoming soon. Yeah, but I think
I think that's by design. Ithink you know, he's cutting that up,

(03:44:09):
you know, because he could affordto you, like he said,
he could afford to run into theground. I mean, but but I
want to talking about running things intothe ground. I want to do this
show so long, Matt that whenElon Musk's military police hordes come to drag
me from my computer, because youknow, we've become a persona non grata

(03:44:31):
in the Musk dictatorship, where hehas any dissenters locked up in a world
without Wi Fi or pants or whateverit is, probably have been killed with
the sharks or something that they'll havein some giant underwater layer that he's had
built. Anyway, he I wantto like, as I'm on camera,

(03:44:56):
I want like, you know,the Terry Gilly in Brazil style military police
from the beginning with the head totoe kevlar and the batons and the whatever.
I want them to grab me anddrag me from my chair and I
hang on a dear life. Andthe last word I say before I'm literally

(03:45:18):
like yanked from the thing and thenpulled through the room behind me and gone
forever is the word Belushi. That'smy last Not very well known at all,
podcaster John Cross was arrested today ina dramatic scene on Twitch. Whatever
the fuck that is because of thefuture people don't really used, but we're

(03:45:43):
like the only ones left on Twitch. That's it's like you and me,
a couple of people playing magic theGathering and someone else playing Synthoina talk to
you forever with my podcast when Ifind it, So yeah, John Crass
play on Twitch. The fact thatwas his last words were Blushi. Historians

(03:46:05):
believe this is in reference to Denniskythat cropped up in the late nineteen seventies
of old what was North America.And it proceeds to go on and like
tell some dramatic story about who Belushiis and then they just it just comes
back and goes. Despite the nameof the show being middle aged man watched

(03:46:28):
nineties zero, Jim Belushi, noneof us here in the future have any
idea of why he would have saidthat. That'll be my epithize. Man.
I remember going to see Brazil inthis theater, this indie theater at
Portsmouth, and when that scene happens, there are these two women sitting behind
my buddy and I and one goesto the other. One. Boy,

(03:46:50):
it's very kafka esque, And mybuddy just loved that. He started calling
everything kafka esque. But I canjust see, like you being dragged off
like that, somebody watching the twitchthing and being like, oh boy,
this is very clutches that. She'slike an old Monty python like woman.
She just like clutches her handback andshuffles off. And then a penguin explodes

(03:47:15):
or something like this got weird,and then just then it just cuts and
then it goes really weird. Itgoes all fuzzy and grainy like an old
VHS and it's just a really graphicsnuffshot of Blueshie running over and then backing
up over a dog in repeat whilehe just looks out the side window of

(03:47:37):
the car like this, and it'sjust that, and then the movie ends.
As this stream must now do.Oh, this is the best show
on earth. If people had watchedthe whole four hours of it, they

(03:47:58):
would really be getting something out ofit. Yeah, we're getting there.
They're getting like longer. Each oneis getting slightly longer. I think I'm
happy about that. Yeah, wewere three and a half last time,
three of the time, but yetso we're I still haven't uploaded any of
them I've got. I'm just addingto ones that I have to now edit.
I think the last one is stillon YouTube because we it was a
YouTube movie. Yeah, I don'tthink YouTube took it down, so let's

(03:48:22):
hope they didn't take any of themdown. Yeah, well he took the
second one down. They take SeparateLives down, but we uploaded as a
podcast. Yeah, y you justwant to see the video. Yeah,
but Matt, Yes, this hasbeen a pleasure to thank you very much
for this. H Merry Christmas toyou and yours and I hope you have

(03:48:46):
a wonderful time and get everything youneed. Absolutely same as well. I
hope you have a merry Christmas,have a good time in Ashville at the
Biltmore and I will Yeah, seeingup a piece of blue Shi yes,
what, And they're still in thebasement. The door is still wide open,

(03:49:15):
but they don't know it yet,and him and his schlubby neighbor are
shivering on the floor in rags andwiki wrappers, all of them. We
just oh, we are two middleage men watching nineties era Jim Blue films.
Too, middle age men watching ninetiesera Jim Blue sheet films. Two

(03:49:39):
middle age men watching nineties er Jimbluesy films. And you can watch along
with those. Oh yeah, you'vebeen watching along with us, Oh yeah,
or maybe you've been listening somewhere whereit's listening. You just got the

(03:50:03):
podcast version. You've not seen thefilm, but you have listened along with
us. Oh day, you havespent your time with Oh just finish already

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