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(00:01):
Hello, killing Nash. That's awarm greeting. How are you? Oh?
I went back to a young Frankensteinmoment. Oh okay, hello handsome,
Oh how are you today? Welcometo tomorrow Show. Today. This
is Tuesday, So Tomorrow shows Wednesdayhump Day, first hump day of May.
(00:22):
Okay, May hump Day, thethird. Hadn't really considered that.
So we're gonna talk about some ofthis that we're gonna talk about. Well,
you know, everybody's getting excited.A lot of royal drama is happening
in the big coronation. Now whenis that coming up? It's in a
few days, I think. Anyway, I'm reading a story here that is
(00:45):
they get ready for the coronation.They have the official portraits have been released,
and I do not spend a lotof time focusing on the royal family,
and I don't expect a lot ofpeople here do either. However,
I think I might be able toidentify them. Okay, well if I
(01:06):
didn't, if Camilla Parker Bowles wasnot standing next to King George, I
would think she's like the lunch lady. Yeah, I'm not sure I could
pick her out of a lineup either, But apparently the people who watch the
royal family. They say that KingGeorge or King Charles has been mocked for
(01:29):
so long he is now no longerallowing his hands to be seen. Really,
he's wrong with his hands. KingCharles has been bullied out of showing
his sausage fingers. Excuse me,so they apparently call his fingers sausage fingers.
He's got some thick fingers there,really, And when you look at
(01:51):
like the new portrait, he's hishands behind his back. When he's got
his sitting by himself, he's likegot one hand under his leg, the
other hands under the other their leg. He's not show I've never heard of
that. I had no idea nowthat they're saying that he's not showing his
hands. It's obvious, but he'snot showing his hands. But when you
if you didn't know, you wouldn'tknow, you know what I'm saying,
(02:12):
I wouldn't notice that he was posingfunny. But they've they've got like fifty
photographs of the last year where he'strying to hide his hands, and his
hands are very weird, like thisone Ham handed I mean it looks like
I mean, it doesn't even lookreal in some of these photographs, and
you look like did did the DailyMail? And these people photoshop his hand
(02:35):
that looks I would have never knownthis, But anyway, he is very
self conscious about his hands. Now, I remember Donald Trump was self conscious
about his yes zero. So whatare you self conscious about? What is
your feature that you'd try maybe too? I got a tooth that's not quite
(02:58):
in line and I had but itlike a snaggletooth. No, it's just
not it's not flush. It pulledit out when I have braces. It
got it out, but it's stillnot flush. I know, I don't
like when I see myself in photographs. If I'm relaxed in the photographs,
I don't and I can't even nowHere's the It shows you how little it
(03:20):
actually really bothers me. I don'teven remember which eye it is. But
one of my eyes is like Idon't want to say it's like a lazy
eye because the eye itself is now, but like one of the lids is
lower than the other one, andso like if I'm smiling, it becomes
more pronounced, and I'm like,I look ridiculous. So what I try
to do is if I'm remembering tosmile, and if it's a photograph I'm
trying to smile, I'll open bothmy eyes wider. But then sometimes I
(03:44):
come off as crazy looking, likewhat's he high on? That's good?
But I am I'm a little selfconscious about my eyes. But maybe somebody
else has some other things that they'vebeen trying to hide, or they've noticed
certain celebrities hide certain things, ormaybe even just members of your Filmily,
I've noticed that my wife every photographwe take, she wants to be on
(04:04):
my left side. And I guessI unders master it must mean that she
thinks that the left side of herface is the better one, because if
you're pos if you're on my leftside, you're going to be showing the
left side of your face. Youmust not like the right side as much.
But she'll jump. Yeah, it'skind of like tumbaweed That one time,
(04:24):
I though, I remember that wewere posing for a photo with a
client and he said, would youmind switching places with me so I could
show my good side? The hellyou talking about your good side? Um,
let's see what other things that we'regonna possibly be able to get into.
Um, I have hang on onesecond, let me get it right
(04:46):
there. There is a movement nowover a was it? Five hundred thousand
people have signed a petition asking airlinesto come up with special flights for children.
I don't know if this was launchedbecause of the video of the one
(05:08):
guy who went nuts over the thekid crying or whatever, but it is.
Oh. I mean, I rememberback in the seventies one of my
favorite Bill Cosby bits or whatever onin a record was him talking about a
little kid named Jeffrey, and Ialways remember they were flying from Hartford,
Connecticut too, I think Phoenix,Arizona or Las Vegas, and the story
(05:30):
goes that little Jeffrey, it's likea night flight, and everybody wants to
sleep, and Jeffrey keeps heading Hi, I'm Jeffrey, I'm three, I'm
Jeffrey. And nobody could sleep,and everybody was angry at Jeffrey, and
he was screaming at his mother thewhole time, and blah blah blah blah
blah. And then five minutes beforethey landed, Jeffrey finally fell asleep and
(05:51):
Cosby said, you know, andas we all left the plane, the
whole plane took great delight in sayingbye, Jeffrey boy. So it's been
a problem for many years, fora long time. Little children, they're
all gonna cry. I mean,I think that once the child stops breastfeeding,
because if the child breastfeeds, that'seasy for the mom to shut the
(06:13):
baby up. That's like taking babyto a theater. If the child's breastfeeding
not a problem, bring them onin. But they've got the difference between
a theater and a plane is thatthey their their heads hurt because of the
pressurized cabin. Oh, that's trueto you. So they're very upset and
they don't know why they're upset,and they're just fidgety, and a lot
of them took good Okay, wouldyou or would you pay extra? Maybe
(06:39):
this is my thought, maybe paya little extra to get on a adult's
only. Feel like you got tobe over the age of eighteen to be
on it, or maybe twelve orsomething like that. I don't know.
Whenever you're not a bother? Whendo people stop being a bother? Is
it twelve? Yeah? Good question. I mean I know some forty year
olds exactly. But anyway, thatmight be the move that we should consider
(07:05):
making. Kelly would open up acompany called Zippit Airlines. Once you step
on board zip It, nobody saysa word. Just be hush hush,
give you a little cards. Ifyou want something to drink, you hold
up which card? Don't I evenman? Zip it? Um, they're
(07:26):
apparently taking Katie Perry off American Idol. Really, yeah, what's the problem.
It says the Katy Perry will betemporarily replaced. Um, I guess
people, Uh, she mom shamedsomebody. I think she said something to
the extent of you got you shouldhave stop having so many kids or something
like the lady had had eight kidsand she was like thirty five, and
(07:50):
she mom shamed her. So thatgot a lot of people upset. Then
she did something else. Think,man, we're going to quit this cancel
stuff. Just let people say whatthey want to say. Well that's but
I mean, apparently the people whoare saying what they want to say now
are the viewers who are like,we don't like Katy Perry. So the
people who had American Idol, apparentlyyou're going to give her a little break.
(08:11):
And God bless you, Jonathan.I'm allergic. I'm allergic to cancel
culture. She stood canceling people laststarted season. But who's canceling who here?
That's the question. Katy Perry's tryingto cancel the mom Look, people
are trying to cancel Katie. Iremember I've told this before. It's been
a long time. I remember Sallywas at the gross store, all four
(08:31):
kids. One of the ladies atthe store says, you know you know
what causes that, don't you.So now it's like four or five other
women who you know, turned becausethat woman launched that verbal attack. Sally
says she didn't miss a beat.She said, oh, we know,
but we like to do it alot. Oh. I can't believe Sally
pushed back like that. That's crazy. She usually seems so. And she
(08:56):
looked at her watch and said,speaking to which I gotta go, and
walked out the door. Like goodfor you, girl, Yeah, we
gotta do it again. She's like, no, we're not doing it.
Like come on, hey, yougot me excited, Hey lady, Well,
anyway, we could talk about allthose things and more, okay,
and I'll try to be less congestedwhen we get back on the radio tomorrow.
(09:18):
Wow, I'm really going into aSnazi Infit they were a guest here
in the hallway, and somebody's wearingup her fume or a cologne that's trying
to kill me. Okay tomorrow atnine seven eight nine two six seven ninety
seven eight WCS
Hello, killing Nash. That's awarm greeting. How are you? Oh?
I went back to a young Frankensteinmoment. Oh okay, hello handsome,
Oh how are you today? Welcometo tomorrow Show. Today. This
is Tuesday, So Tomorrow shows Wednesdayhump Day, first hump day of May.
(00:22):
Okay, May hump Day, thethird. Hadn't really considered that.
So we're gonna talk about some ofthis that we're gonna talk about. Well,
you know, everybody's getting excited.A lot of royal drama is happening
in the big coronation. Now whenis that coming up? It's in a
few days, I think. Anyway, I'm reading a story here that is
(00:45):
they get ready for the coronation.They have the official portraits have been released,
and I do not spend a lotof time focusing on the royal family,
and I don't expect a lot ofpeople here do either. However,
I think I might be able toidentify them. Okay, well if I
(01:06):
didn't, if Camilla Parker Bowles wasnot standing next to King George, I
would think she's like the lunch lady. Yeah, I'm not sure I could
pick her out of a lineup either, But apparently the people who watch the
royal family. They say that KingGeorge or King Charles has been mocked for
(01:29):
so long he is now no longerallowing his hands to be seen. Really,
he's wrong with his hands. KingCharles has been bullied out of showing
his sausage fingers. Excuse me,so they apparently call his fingers sausage fingers.
He's got some thick fingers there,really, And when you look at
(01:51):
like the new portrait, he's hishands behind his back. When he's got
his sitting by himself, he's likegot one hand under his leg, the
other hands under the other their leg. He's not show I've never heard of
that. I had no idea nowthat they're saying that he's not showing his
hands. It's obvious, but he'snot showing his hands. But when you
if you didn't know, you wouldn'tknow, you know what I'm saying,
(02:12):
I wouldn't notice that he was posingfunny. But they've they've got like fifty
photographs of the last year where he'strying to hide his hands, and his
hands are very weird, like thisone Ham handed I mean it looks like
I mean, it doesn't even lookreal in some of these photographs, and
you look like did did the DailyMail? And these people photoshop his hand
(02:35):
that looks I would have never knownthis, But anyway, he is very
self conscious about his hands. Now, I remember Donald Trump was self conscious
about his yes zero. So whatare you self conscious about? What is
your feature that you'd try maybe too? I got a tooth that's not quite
(02:58):
in line and I had but itlike a snaggletooth. No, it's just
not it's not flush. It pulledit out when I have braces. It
got it out, but it's stillnot flush. I know, I don't
like when I see myself in photographs. If I'm relaxed in the photographs,
I don't and I can't even nowHere's the It shows you how little it
(03:20):
actually really bothers me. I don'teven remember which eye it is. But
one of my eyes is like Idon't want to say it's like a lazy
eye because the eye itself is now, but like one of the lids is
lower than the other one, andso like if I'm smiling, it becomes
more pronounced, and I'm like,I look ridiculous. So what I try
to do is if I'm remembering tosmile, and if it's a photograph I'm
trying to smile, I'll open bothmy eyes wider. But then sometimes I
(03:44):
come off as crazy looking, likewhat's he high on? That's good?
But I am I'm a little selfconscious about my eyes. But maybe somebody
else has some other things that they'vebeen trying to hide, or they've noticed
certain celebrities hide certain things, ormaybe even just members of your Filmily,
I've noticed that my wife every photographwe take, she wants to be on
(04:04):
my left side. And I guessI unders master it must mean that she
thinks that the left side of herface is the better one, because if
you're pos if you're on my leftside, you're going to be showing the
left side of your face. Youmust not like the right side as much.
But she'll jump. Yeah, it'skind of like tumbaweed That one time,
(04:24):
I though, I remember that wewere posing for a photo with a
client and he said, would youmind switching places with me so I could
show my good side? The hellyou talking about your good side? Um,
let's see what other things that we'regonna possibly be able to get into.
Um, I have hang on onesecond, let me get it right
(04:46):
there. There is a movement nowover a was it? Five hundred thousand
people have signed a petition asking airlinesto come up with special flights for children.
I don't know if this was launchedbecause of the video of the one
(05:08):
guy who went nuts over the thekid crying or whatever, but it is.
Oh. I mean, I rememberback in the seventies one of my
favorite Bill Cosby bits or whatever onin a record was him talking about a
little kid named Jeffrey, and Ialways remember they were flying from Hartford,
Connecticut too, I think Phoenix,Arizona or Las Vegas, and the story
(05:30):
goes that little Jeffrey, it's likea night flight, and everybody wants to
sleep, and Jeffrey keeps heading Hi, I'm Jeffrey, I'm three, I'm
Jeffrey. And nobody could sleep,and everybody was angry at Jeffrey, and
he was screaming at his mother thewhole time, and blah blah blah blah
blah. And then five minutes beforethey landed, Jeffrey finally fell asleep and
(05:51):
Cosby said, you know, andas we all left the plane, the
whole plane took great delight in sayingbye, Jeffrey boy. So it's been
a problem for many years, fora long time. Little children, they're
all gonna cry. I mean,I think that once the child stops breastfeeding,
because if the child breastfeeds, that'seasy for the mom to shut the
(06:13):
baby up. That's like taking babyto a theater. If the child's breastfeeding
not a problem, bring them onin. But they've got the difference between
a theater and a plane is thatthey their their heads hurt because of the
pressurized cabin. Oh, that's trueto you. So they're very upset and
they don't know why they're upset,and they're just fidgety, and a lot
of them took good Okay, wouldyou or would you pay extra? Maybe
(06:39):
this is my thought, maybe paya little extra to get on a adult's
only. Feel like you got tobe over the age of eighteen to be
on it, or maybe twelve orsomething like that. I don't know.
Whenever you're not a bother? Whendo people stop being a bother? Is
it twelve? Yeah? Good question. I mean I know some forty year
olds exactly. But anyway, thatmight be the move that we should consider
(07:05):
making. Kelly would open up acompany called Zippit Airlines. Once you step
on board zip It, nobody saysa word. Just be hush hush,
give you a little cards. Ifyou want something to drink, you hold
up which card? Don't I evenman? Zip it? Um, they're
(07:26):
apparently taking Katie Perry off American Idol. Really, yeah, what's the problem.
It says the Katy Perry will betemporarily replaced. Um, I guess
people, Uh, she mom shamedsomebody. I think she said something to
the extent of you got you shouldhave stop having so many kids or something
like the lady had had eight kidsand she was like thirty five, and
(07:50):
she mom shamed her. So thatgot a lot of people upset. Then
she did something else. Think,man, we're going to quit this cancel
stuff. Just let people say whatthey want to say. Well that's but
I mean, apparently the people whoare saying what they want to say now
are the viewers who are like,we don't like Katy Perry. So the
people who had American Idol, apparentlyyou're going to give her a little break.
(08:11):
And God bless you, Jonathan.I'm allergic. I'm allergic to cancel
culture. She stood canceling people laststarted season. But who's canceling who here?
That's the question. Katy Perry's tryingto cancel the mom Look, people
are trying to cancel Katie. Iremember I've told this before. It's been
a long time. I remember Sallywas at the gross store, all four
(08:31):
kids. One of the ladies atthe store says, you know you know
what causes that, don't you.So now it's like four or five other
women who you know, turned becausethat woman launched that verbal attack. Sally
says she didn't miss a beat.She said, oh, we know,
but we like to do it alot. Oh. I can't believe Sally
pushed back like that. That's crazy. She usually seems so. And she
(08:56):
looked at her watch and said,speaking to which I gotta go, and
walked out the door. Like goodfor you, girl, Yeah, we
gotta do it again. She's like, no, we're not doing it.
Like come on, hey, yougot me excited, Hey lady, Well,
anyway, we could talk about allthose things and more, okay,
and I'll try to be less congestedwhen we get back on the radio tomorrow.
(09:18):
Wow, I'm really going into aSnazi Infit they were a guest here
in the hallway, and somebody's wearingup her fume or a cologne that's trying
to kill me. Okay tomorrow atnine seven eight nine two six seven ninety
seven eight WCS
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