05 15 2023 Your neighbor asked you to do what?

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Episode Transcript

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Hello, mister Kelly Nash, heyday, it's tomorrow. Shoot today, Tomorrow
is the sixteenth of May. Itto be Tuesday. Yeah, so now
we're getting ready for When is theCarolina midweek game Tomorrow night? Tuesday night?
Oh, I haven't looked last midweekgame because I'm thinking about Thursday night
when we start playing Tennessee. Sothat means that the midweek game is tomorrow

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night, Tuesday the sixteenth. Iyes, I can't. I'm trying to
remember who we play. I canlook it up. It probably in state.
No, it's not an in stateI can't remember Gimcock Baseball schedule if
we open that up. Unfortunately,I mean, we had a great opportunity

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Friday night to win against Arkansas,and then we did win Saturday, we
kind of got blown out Yesterday.Tuesday we take on Charlotte. Charlotte,
that's it nearly an in state game, and uh then we and that'll be
here in Columbia. Yep. Thenthat's seven o'clock tomorrow. Then seven o'clock
Thursday, we got Tennessee, seveno'clock Friday, we got Tennessee. Two

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o'clock Saturday, we got Tennessee.So it's going to be the last homestand
weekend for the Gamecocks baseball. Thatis the end of regular season, regular
season, all right, So wegot all that coming down. Now,
let's talk about what we can talkabout tomorrow morning. Okay, Mother's Day
has come and gone. Her husbandis upset to have found out what they

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sent his mother. Now, ifI understand correctly, she works for a
cosmetics company, okay, and they'rea high end cosmetics company. Everything is
hundreds of dollars at this place,right, okay, And so she sent
one of their most popular gift bags, all right, because she can get
it like fifty percent off, sorather than being three hundred, I could

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do it for one hundred and fiftyor whatever. High end. This good
stuff, it is the good stuff. But one of the things in there
is the anti wrinkle, anti agingthings, which all women seem to love,
should spite their age, whatever theirage. I mean, you got
girls now in their twenties getting botox. Right. He says that that's an
insult to his mother to send heranti wrinkle cream. Brother, lighten up

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a little bit, that's the so, but what do you do if you're
her I've already sent it Mother's Day. Yeah, she already has. She
already has yesterday. Um, butyou're now married to a guy who is
ticked off, and he's like,my mom's far too nice to tell you

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that she was insulted by that,But she is insulted by that, and
she should be insulted by that.You don't just send somebody like a scale,
a diet book, you know something. He's got a good argument.
I don't know his mom, buthe does, so then what what other
opinion do you need? He's theson, he knows his mom. He

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knows how she would react to that. So should she apologize to the mother?
Say, hey, I sent youa gift bag that I thought you
would like, but your son tellsme that I might have crossed the line
here. Now. Of course themother would say, what are you talking
about? Yeah, I mean,you're not gonna Even if she was,
she'd say, what are you talkingabout? Yeah, you're you're married to

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her son. She's not gonna doanything that's gonna inflame a situation, So
she should have tried to calm itdown. Probably, I don't know.
Maybe she's the mother in law wantsto see this marriage end anyway, there's
another opportunity to drive a wedge betweenthese two. Oh you think she called
the might? Can you believe?I can't believe you marry a woman?
Who? What do we send you? I don't even really know. I

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just signed the car agent cream andembombing fluid. Half a headstone. What
a good gift on a headstone?Pick out wherever you want, it will
be buried. We'll play for halfof it. That does seem a bit
hardh just a tad. Okay,that's good, that's good. Um,

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let's see. Is it a redflag when people don't like something? That
was the question asked by Reddit.Is it a red flag? Or what
to you is a red flag?Well, everybody says, if you don't
like puppies, obviously you don't haveyou're not a human. If you don't
like puppies, you can't have anyYou don't have any caring about you at

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all. See now I would bein that category, then I'm not human.
I'm not because I'm allergic. Sothey make me sick, so I
can't get anywhere near them. Okay, so I am a walking regeople use
that way you treat a pest,the way you certainly would is just an
indication of how you treat people.I avoid them, Yeah, which turns

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turns out to be the way RedFlag was dead on for me. Um,
these people lists like, uh,let's see some of the other things
they have. You don't like anyBeatles song, not one. That's a
problem. There has to be atleast one Beatles song. There's gotta be
one song in the even like Elvis, There's gotta be at least one Elvis

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song. You like this person?Put Betty White. You don't like Betty
White. You're a problem. Youdon't like pizza. I can't trust you.
You don't eat red meat. Youdon't like red meat. That's a
problem, this woman said. Oneof my exes said he didn't like ice
cream. I should have known rightnot to trust him. Not kid,
you not like ice cream? Thisis one. This is somebody after your

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own, your own heart. Howcould anyone not absolutely love Dolly Parton?
Yes, you couldn't find one DollyParton song. You know, I couldn't
find anything about Dolly Parton. Youdidn't like it? Mean, come on,
she runs a She's got Dolly World. It's gotta be you like Taffy
you like riding rides, you likeher music, Maybe you don't like your

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music. This person said, Idon't trust folks who say they don't like
to go on vacation. HM,got would be a huge indicator. I
know a lot of people who sayI'd rather work. I love my job.
I'd rather work, can go onvacation. That's a huge lifestyle non
go, that's a no go.This person said. It actually used the

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phrase that you use. If youdon't like Toy Story movies, you're dead
inside. You got at least onetoo. They're several to choose from.
It's gotta be one in there youenjoyed. Come on Toy Story? Who
didn't like? Who doesn't smile whenyou start watching Toy Story. I'm surprised

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that people I meet that don't havenever seen Toy Story and ask somebody that
day they've seen the movie A Bugsnever saw it? Whoever saw Bugs life?
I guess if he didn't have children. You know, I don't see
any kids movies anymore. None.I don't see any kids movie and probably
at least fifteen years. I've seensome of the older ones, the ones

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that are like available on Amazon orwhatever. I've seen some that have come
out, probably in the last fifteenyears, because my niece Lucy will visit.
Yeah, and then we'll watch.But I don't watch kids movies unless
there's a kid in the room.M I have a guy here. He's
got a new biotech company called noVos, and according to him, he

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can test and tell you how quicklyyou're aging, and then he can because
you're not. Apparently people don't ageat the same pace, which is kind
of apparent if you look at certainpeople and you're like these two Joe Biden,
Donald Trump, they're almost the same, almost the same age. One
looks they have no idea where they'reat and the other doesn't. So but

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this guy also says, once youtake the test, he can then tell
you how to eat, drink,sleep. Apparently everybody's a little bit different.
I don't know. So there's anapplication here. It's not just I
can tell you're gonna die in fourweeks. Yeah. No, no.
Now, if you look at thisguy, he looks unbelievable. I mean,

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he's he like the newspaper says,he claims to be thirty nine,
but ain't nobody buying it because helooks like he's in his early twenties,
and I mean, he says he'sbiologically the age of a twenty three year
old, but he's One of histips is to eat less food. Oh
is that a good tip? Idon't like that. Smaller portions will benefit

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everybody and anybody. I don't haveto tell you for that. We all
know that's true. You just don'tneed to bring it up, especially when
I'm about to eat, like Iate for Mother's Day. Wow, would
be eating if you Well, Iguess we do know. We do know
that eating less food extends life,and some would say extends quality of life

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in the sense that you're not aslikely to get something like diabetes or even
Alzheimers, these types of things.Right, So I guess we do know
that. I don't know that weknow it in our spirit. I think
we just know it, like ata surface level. So if you knew
it in your spirit, like ifyou knew eating that piece of cake is

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taking six weeks off your life,or eating that piece of pizza, or
eating that steak, or eating thatfried chicken if you have another piece of
fried chicken taking twenty minutes off yourlife. Not only that, but you're
gonna the last twenty minutes you'll bein pain and agony, where if you
didn't eat it, you're gonna diepeacefully in your sleep. Would you would

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you still eat the chicken? Iknow older people who love cigarettes so much.
They say, I'm absolutely positive thisis killing me. I know I'm
dying of it, and I loveit. I think I've heard people say,
you know, I supposedly it's likeit takes like twenty minutes off your
life. All right, Well,if if if they quit smoker or quit

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eat nicinger or whatever it was,you're gonna live be one hundred and twenty
when you start back in the twentyminutes off of that, you're still gonna
live to be like ninety seven.And they're like, don't want it.
I don't know. I don't wantto live without my chocolate cake. I
don't want to live without my redmeat. Yeah. If they if,
I mean, this guy's telling youyou can live to be a hundred and
you can be perfectly healthy. You'llbe moving like you're twenty five and one

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hundred if you follow their diet.No back pain, no leg pain,
no no no waking up in themorning and going Oh, I'm so stiff.
Yeah, you'll be doing that inyour seven okay, But you can't
eat any of the stuff you like. You can't make any of the things
that you like. Would you wantto live a long, miserable life?
Are you even living? That's theargument? Are you even living? Why

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would you want to live? Andwe have a speaking of food, Um,
what would you say, Jonathan ifyou got a letter from your next
door neighbor and they said, pleaseclose your window when you cook that sickening
bacon? Oh bacon. I'm avegan and I find this repulsive. And

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then and then and then they designedit. We appreciate your understanding. Thanks
Sarah, Wayne and the kids.Yeah, please seal your windows so you
won't smell my bacon cooking. Mmmmmmm. And the smell of that meat makes
us sick, and it upsets usas well, your entire family. Yeah,

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we're all sitting around crying. No, would you do what this guy
did, which was went out intothe backyard and I fired up the smoker
for a twelve hour brisket. That'swhat you get a response to that letter.
So now now we're it can beworse. I could cook bacon inside

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or I could continue cooking on thegrill. I got a bacon rap Boston
butt. I'm gonna start smoking here. So you're not going to try to
be a good neighbor. They've madea request. I'm not bend into that.
You get somebody to change your lifestyleabout what they cook and eat,
and they're own home. Now yougot them over a barrel, you can

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get them to change everything about themselves. Yeah, we'd we'd like for you
to cut your grass only during theday on Tuesday, Wednesday or Thursday between
nine and eleven, because that's whenwe're always at work. Could you tell
your wife to wear shorter skirts.Yeah, it'd be great, sirs.

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That's good. That's good, butyou gotta sign it the kids, the
kids, ye, Bill, Sarahand the kids. We all want your
wife to wear shorter skirts. Stopeating meat, were shorter skirts. My
boys are just hitting puberty and I'mwanted to spend more time in the backyard.
Could you be a wife wears shorterskirts when she's doing her gardening.

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Has she taken up sunbathing yet?Recommend that as a hobby you like to
peer through the fence. I don'tknow if my next door neighbor who apparently
I guess they haven't even met becausethey don't even know who to call them.
It just said high neighbor. Yeah, high neighbor, high neighbor.
Could you please shut your side windowwhen cooking bacon? Please? My family
and I are all vegan. Weeat only plant based foods, and the

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smell of the meat that you cookmakes us feel sick and upset. We
appreciate your understanding. Well you jumpto a conclusion with your appreciation because I
don't understand what the hell you're tellingme. Oh, I understand. I'm
just doubling down on it. Don'tneed to suggest that you get somebody to

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come over and insulate your windows andseal those up and pick out a fragrant
sho enjoy and have your house recirculateits own air. So you're not going
to be a good man. I'mnot going to cotton to that. No,
no cotton, no sir. Allright, Well there's some of the
things we got for tomorrow. Hey, what's going on in your neighborhood?
Will be talking about what are yourneighbor's cooking? The only time I can

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legitimately see that. It's like ifyour neighbor is cooking like Chittlands or something.
Oh okay, now, now seeI just stepped in the trick bag,
didn't I. Your neighbor's cooking Chittlands. I know that we have a
coworker who I will not name,but you'll know who I'm talking about,
who gets very upset if I bringfish from home. Yes, if I

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put it in the microwave in thebreak room, he can't have that.
No, he'll have to evacuate thebuilding. Yeah, him, Make him
make a very dramatic announcement or aquestion. Who's cooking that? Everybody?
Four people here? You brought salmonin. Somebody brought salmon into this office.

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And broccoli? Salmon and broccoli.What's going on in your neighborhood.
We're to be talking about reach outto us on social media, about email.
You know how to do that.Tomorrow we start talking. You start
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