The Steven Tyler Book Club
Do you ever say to yourself "boy, I could sure use a podcast in which three dudes get together to discuss Steven Tyler's autobiography "Does the Sound in My Head Bother You?"? Then this is the podcast for you. Join Jordan, Stephen and Drew as they dive into the twisted mind of Steven Tyler using a mix of free form discussion, ramshackle tangents and sound collages. The Steven Tyler Bookclub is literate, absurd, hilarious, crude and totally unique.
Episodes
The gang are back for the final episode of the Steven Tyler Bookclub!
The gang discuss:
-Robin Hood
-Feet
-Track Suit
and Steven Tyler!
Thank you to all the folks who listened to this!! We love you and we will be back!
The gang are back to discuss Steven Tyler's continued descent into drug addiction, give a detailed biography of Kelsey Grammer, smoking combs and big timing the Joe Perry Project.
EDIT: Jordan informed me that the tracks fell out of sync around 27 minutes in. Its now fixed. Sorry folks.
The fellas go into a dark place with discussions on mass murder, Time Travel and Steven Tyler's incredibly fucked up and weird looking feet.
NOTE FROM DREW: The sound quality is a little off on this episode and we make more mic noise than usual. I sincerely apologize for the boys on the Steve Hoffman audiophile message board that, despite being a high quality file optimized for the Pono music device, I just wasn't on my game maintaining those levels. Yes, I used monster cables and yes I used the best mics I had at my disposal. That's the thing though, it wasn't an iss...
The gang are back to discuss chapter 13.5 in which Steven Tyler rides the meteoric success of "I Don't Want To Miss a Thing" directly into a pile of drugs.
The fellas are once again back to discuss the seminal rock group "Hot Action Cop". Stephen's favorite character in the Alien franchise is the robot who tries to kill Sigourney Weaver by chocking her with a porn mag. Steven goes to rehab for sex and other stuff. He's an idiot. Sylvester Stallone stops by. Thanks for coming by Sylvester and for casting me in Expendables 4.
The gang are back to discuss Chapter 12 of the massive piece of shit "Does the Noise in my Head Bother You?". We dive into the fundamental contradiction of Steven Tyler, What are bodies? What are boobs and what do they look like?, he believes the Knights Templar conspiracy ("He's so fucking dumb"-Drew) Steven Tyler is friend to the Gay Community (GC), Steven Tyler and incest (guess what he loves it).
The gang are back to discuss the the walking sack of trash known as Steven Tyler
Stephen tells a joke/Bulletproof vests/Hellraiser franchise discussion/Drinking piss.
NOTE FROM DREW:
I'm kind of a dummy. I forgot the add the audio file for this episode, so it didn't publish. The episode has been available on the soundcloud, but for you folks its brand new.
This was recorded between chapters 5 and 6, hence the 5.5. Since this is technically new content, I am renaming it 9.5.5
The gang discuss Steven Tyler's 3 year relationship with the then 16 year old Julia Holcomb. This culminates in a pregnanc...
Jordan is injured and could not make it to the studio, so the fellas brought the studio to Jordan and holy shit he has a bunch of cats/Fleetwood Mac Omniscience/For the first time on the Steven Tyler Book Club, one of the boys confidently makes a claim that turns out to be 100% false/ Zunk and his cumplane return...we learn his last name!
The gang are joined by writer, musician and podcaster, Josiah Hughes of the Blink-155 podcast!
Jordan, Stephen and Drew have each written a hypothetical/alternative universe Steven Tyler Rock Opera. Each of them will present their work and Josiah will choose the winner. The prize? The respect and admiration of their peers...
There are a lot of laughs, Jordan wrote a fucking song and Stephen did a t...
The little kid from Two and a Half Men likes Black People/Zappa is bad/Cocaine, cocaine and COCAINE!!!/Richard Nixon, Cum Smuggler/Steven Tyler does more sex crimes/Steven Tyler defeats racism.
An extended 8 minute riff on dicks/Drew's and Jordan's brains have been destroyed by reading this book/Zunk/Zero G Coke Snorting/Liter of Semen/More Cocaine talk
The gang get serious for a minute/Steven Tyler is a disgusting an awful person/Steven Tyler invented the landing strip pubic hair style/Smith v. Tyler/Histories greatest monster/Drew does a monologue/"I saw Macca massaging her stump"/DLR sextape.
Stephen betrays the pod/Drew is becoming a monster/Steven Tyler is God and Stephen talks about made for Netflix horror movies/More talk of bestiality/For most of the episode Drew tries to get the podcast back on the rails while simultaneously pushing it towards complete nonsense/SKULL BRAID
Jordan white knights Joe Perry's BBQ Sauce/Steven Tyler meets Joe Perry and his guitar playing gives Steven Tyler a boner. Its definitely a musical boner and not a horny boner because Joe Perry looks like an HR GIGER drawing/Stephen proposes that Steven Tyler is Dr. Manhatten/Joey Kramer gets bullied/SPECIAL GUEST ANTHONY KIEDIS!!!/Painting with Orgone/The gang get serious
EPISODE 2: TROUT POND REPLICA
Jordan is confused/Drew coins the grossest euphemism/Stephen takes on an erotic journey/CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC!!!/Steven Tyler shows some vulnerability and Stephen is not buff/Home Alone/After getting cut in the last two episodes, the fellas finally get to discuss Steven Tyler's dick/True and False/Stranger in Moscow
It had to happen at some point, Drew's love of Jazz is untethered/Steven Tyler Durden/Stephen shames people named Steve/Special Mystic Boulder/"I did my first backflip in that barn"/Steven Tyler's sexual awakening involves Chuck Berry and Horses/The crew spend 20% of the 20 minute show on an extended riff on beastiality.
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