April 18, 2024 • 28 mins
During today's show, we talked about Jason and Mike's age gap, Kaelin got size shamed, and Fred likes to embellish stories
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Fresh show is on Case's light. Oh my little
sheet here, you've got you. You were talking about how
you had some some recollection or some epiphany about how
the old Mike the mechanic was when he bought the
house that you live in, versus what you were doing
at that exact same time. What led to this epiphany? Please?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
So this is sort of like my party trick when
I'm trying to explain like how my relationship works in
like the creepy ways it is.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I guess it exists.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
So he's fourteen years older than me, and the house
that we currently live in, the house that he bought
is right near in downtown tin Lee, near the roller rink.
And the year he bought this house like working, can't
afforda house, like not in school, like real big boy job. Right,
(00:52):
I'm in junior high being driven to the roller rink
across the streets for our skating party.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Who for the record, Mike did not like court you
in said parking lot. You waited like twenty years. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
so you're going, yeah, you're thinking back on the age diffrench,
Like you know, when I was going to that roller
skating rink, you were living here with other men. Yes, well,
(01:20):
definitely think he was living solo. But hey, I don't know.
I was like twelve, so I don't know what he
was doing.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
But yeah, when he bought his house, I was going
to roller skating parties in sixth grade.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Curious eight three five. Anyone listening now, if you can
id if this resonates with you, because it's a massive
age gap between you and your significant other. But that's
kind of funny to think about, Like ten years makes
a big difference. Yeah, it's like it with us. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Like I the last person I dated would have been
in college when I was born.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Yeah, he graduated eighth grade when I was born.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Yeah, okay, yours is a little not as bad as mine.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
The girl I was talking to would have been he
don't look at me like that.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
Yeah, I'm doing math twenty years older.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Six.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
There's a whole side conversation going on here. I'm listening
for it, thank you, Literally an entire side conversation going
twenty sixteen years Okay, Oh, it's more so like I'm
trying to I'm not good at maths, so I would
have been.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
I thought we were just working your math. Want us
to get a coup you were.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Born and she would be getting her driver's license. Yeah right, right,
you get your license in you're sixteen.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Yeah, well but basically, yeah, basically, I was like a
senior in high school and when she was born.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Oh here's the food.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
You know somebody? Yeah, you know somebody. Yeah. I think,
what's the largest age differential that you've Jess and I
we're six years apart, I think, okay, yeah, so, but
I don't know what, Like I.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Graduate high school, she was probably still in middle.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
School, right, yeah, yeah, I guess so, which seems like
a huge gap when you think about it, But then
you know, I was just saying, once you get older,
then it started, I feel like that gap starts to
sort of close in as.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
We went out to dinner with some of his friends,
a couple that are his age, and I was always
like the young one, right because like they're all the
same age. But now they have a kid. So I
was Monday, I was like, well, I'm not the youngest
here anymore because you guys have a kid together.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
How old is Tim?
Speaker 4 (03:41):
He's three years older than me?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Okay, is that the old the biggest age gap? Yes?
Speaker 6 (03:45):
Yes, I yes, you ever did a younger No, I
don't ever want to date a younger man. But I
have learned recently I am a hit with the older gentleman.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
So long. Yeah, you just learned that. I learned actually yesterday.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
It doesn't surprise me at all. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
With some it was some older guys actually looking for
me here in the building.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Oh yeah, how much older? Like older?
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Like they were my good dad maybe grandfather.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Did they have a mini fan with no windows? Were
they like did they have zip ties with them? Like?
It was going as badges looking for you? Yeah? Yes,
they were a quote on boot looking for you because
they work in ib Hey. Mary, Yeah they were were
(04:30):
looking for you, but not in the way you think
they were on the run. Hold on, Mary, Hi, good morning, hy,
good morning? Are you hey? Very well? Thank you? You
dated somebody twenty years older? How old were you and
how old were they?
Speaker 7 (04:43):
I was twenty four and he was pretty good?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Whoa and he was forty four? Forty four? Because twenty
so twenty four and forty four? Wow? And how did that?
I mean, are you still with him? How did that go?
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Now?
Speaker 7 (04:56):
We are actually still friends to this day though, but
we worked together and he would always come in at
where I worked, and he was very good looking, and
we were walking out to the car one day, I
was saying good bye home. My just ran up and
gave him a kiss on the cheek. And that was
kind of it. And it was weird at first because
(05:18):
you know, obviously the age gap. He was five years
younger than my dad.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Oh wow. Parents.
Speaker 7 (05:23):
Parents didn't like it very much, you know, because I
was so young, and all his friends are like, oh,
what's it like dating a twenty year old, like, you know,
how is that going?
Speaker 4 (05:35):
But it was, it was, it was.
Speaker 7 (05:38):
It was different than I think.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
We dated for.
Speaker 7 (05:44):
About five years until he got engaged to.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
One of my friends.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Oh okay, who is also around the same age as you.
Speaker 7 (05:54):
Now, actually she was about five years younger than him.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Oh five years younger than you were him? No, five
years younger than him, Okay, all right, that's a little more.
I thought he wasn't even younger. He's like, no, Mary's
not young enough. You got an eighteen year old out
there somewhere. Yeah, Leonardo DiCaprio style, Oh wow, wow, Mary,
thank you. Have a good dayn And what's going on
with our phones? I don't know. It sounds like we're
like shocking people to write with, like tell us the story,
(06:20):
better story, more stories. Yeah, we'll have to get someone
be on there to fix the wires or something. Yeah,
they talk better than they say. These are the radio
blogs on the Fred Show, Caitlin tell us everything.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
So I'm curious to see what you guys think about this.
I got size shamed, okay, so yes, and I will
tell you what happened. So I was buying a hoodie
and you guys know better than better than I.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Was it from fashion? Was it? Was it fashion?
Speaker 3 (06:55):
You know?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Was it like dry fit ish and only available until November?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
It was?
Speaker 4 (07:02):
I just can't quit fashion.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
But you know who knows that it'll still be fashion
in a year when I get it. So I was
getting a hoodie, and you guys know that I like
prefer to wear my clothes bigger, Like it's.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Just I don't know, it's something about it. I just
like it.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
Yes, I get funny looks whatever, I don't care. I
also think with concert tees like they shrink over time.
Like I just feel like, I don't know, it's just
the move for me. So I was trying to get
the biggest size of this hoodie. And I was shamed,
and I was told I would hate for someone who
actually needs that size to come and try to buy one.
They're gone because of you.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
I was like, ahh okay.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Who said this to you, like in person?
Speaker 7 (07:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (07:40):
Yeah, Like I got straight up size shamed.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Can I just like get whatever size I want? Like I, Actually, you.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Know what's funny is that's the second time, right, that's
the second time that's happened. Because I was with you
a week ago and they were handing out merch and
the person was like, I'm not giving you a larger
size because you don't need it. Yes, somebody else might
need it. And I get that in this case, because
it was free and there weren't many of them, I
understood what she was saying. Like, if you're buying something,
if you want to buy it so that it is
(08:10):
skin tight, or you want to buy it so that
it is big enough for four people, that's up to you.
Speaker 6 (08:15):
You.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
Yeah, I don't know, I was like, And then I
felt really bad about myself.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
I'm like, oh am, I like taking sizes from people.
I just like to wear what I like to wear.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
We've always known you were a size queen. We've always known.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
They just need to order more big sizes.
Speaker 6 (08:28):
That's the problem, right, Like they just need to order
more of since big is in.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Okay, we've all weigh in.
Speaker 6 (08:34):
Yes, it's yeah, just they need to order more large inventory,
especially because people like to wear bigger sizes. I don't
think you should shame anybody for buying. I do respect
her for whoever it was, or like, you know, trying
to represent the big people because it is hard to find,
like when we go buy, Yes, it's very hard to
find for us.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
But this just means we need to order more.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Yeah, I mean, I don't think the problem starts with me,
but hell, I mean now I guess order more please,
because you know I would like to wear my There's
nobody's business by whatever size you want. It's your money,
you know it Really like it had my mind in
a putzel.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
I'm like, oh my god, am I the problem?
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Like?
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Am I an awful person? I don't know, I don't.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Yeah, you're the problem, it's you.
Speaker 6 (09:17):
Yeah, I mean Fred has this problem when he goes
to buy shoes, right, Like, you're you have a large foot,
so sometimes the inventory is limited, right, I'm.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Not shaming this six seven guy in front of me.
Who bought them and so I couldn't have them? I mean,
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (09:34):
It's like, what if somebody bought them and wanted to
like quadruple socket, would you?
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Would you shame them, like because you need them?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Might be like you trying to look like you pack it.
But you're not saying that one man, you know, I
don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I'm
not sure.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Now I'm gonna think twice. But no, order more, Just
order more, folks.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
You could buy whatever you want, whatever size you want.
I've never heard of such a thing. That's crazy, right, No, no, no, being.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Just curious was that person because he ended up getting
a small?
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Kaylen is the problem?
Speaker 4 (10:16):
I got a cop on today.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Address, Kaylen Calen came in here in a sweatshair address,
and but Kiki couldn't have a sweatshair last night. So
it's all your fault. You're the problem. More Fred Show. Next.
(10:41):
This is totally not connected to anything, but maybe somebody
we were talking about off the air. But do you
ever do you ever have somebody like give you information,
like tell you something about them, And I'm not saying
that you use it against them like as a weapon.
But then you that information sort of shapes your viewpoint
about a person, and then they get mad at you
(11:04):
because you know the thing that they told you. Does
that make sense? Like ultimately you wind up being the
a hole because you end up like like I think
we talked about it on the year. Recently, I had
a situation where somebody described a situation to me. I
described it back to them, and I wasn't being nice,
but I basically reiterated what they had just said to me.
(11:24):
But I was the a hole. I was the one
who did the bad thing. And I'm like, but wait
a minute, I just repeated what you just said to
me so you could hear it and understand my point
of view. And then it was like, I can't believe
you just said that to me. I'm like, you're the
one doing it. Does that ever happen to you though?
I give you. And it's one thing if you like
(11:44):
you give If you vent to a friend or you
share something intimate and then they use it against you,
that's that's not cool. But I'm talking about like you're
having a conversation and someone says, well I did this
or whatever, and like you did what you know, and
then like you almost like why am I mean because
I just said to you the thing that you just
said to me.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
Yeah, I mean, you're responsible for what you share.
Speaker 8 (12:06):
So if you share a wild story and someone judges
you based on that story, like, it's kind of on you, like,
don't share it. I guess right, you know, especially in
the setting that we were talking about off air, like, yeah,
it's a little odd.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Well, that's kind of what our tangent, if we do
a Tangent Today, is going to be about. Well, on's
two things I've got. I got a wild story. I
got a wild story. But then I also I think
that's a tangent and this little radio program are getting me.
They continue to get me in big trouble and for
no doing of my own.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
I'm excited I might join the Tangent Today.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Story you should attend. I might have you should have
handed on the iHeartRadio. If you listen to us live
in the morning, you can listen to us anytime. Search
for the Fred Show. You can listen to the Tangent
or off or Uncensored podcast. But yeah, I mean, look,
I I've known for twenty I've done this job for
twenty years, over twenty years. I get that we say
things on the radio on the podcast, and then people
(12:53):
hear it and internalize it, and people in our in
our personal lives might hear things and go oh, But
the problem for me is, if you know me personally,
then why are you holding crazy stuff I say on
the radio. I mean, I'm not out here like saying
you know, horrible terrible things. I mean, I'm talking about
my life. You know. It's not like I'm it's not
(13:14):
like I'm I'm preaching some political or you know, photo baker.
If I say something like hateful or something, then you
should hate me for that, but I hope I never do.
But like if I if I tell a story and
you know me personally, and then you get mad at
me for the story I told on the radio, It's like, what,
like what are you doing? That's why job is when
I got it, you know. And by the way, you
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can't let the truth get in the way of a
good story sometimes. And I'm not saying I'm a liar,
you know, I tell the truth, but sometimes sometimes we
gotta you know, yeah, we gotta, we gotta judge it
up a little bit, just for a presentation. Or sometimes
I gotta dig a story out of the treasure trove.
You know, I got a vaulte full of stories. I
only tell the same thirteen, but every now and again
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I got to pull out a new one. Make it
sound like it happened last night. You know why I
was watching Succession last night? I was watching basketball last night.
I wasn't doing a damn thing. But sometimes I gotta
make up a story because it's like I can't say
that every day. I can't come in and be like, hey,
guess what, guys, I didn't do a damn thing again
last night. Here's here's the weekend. Good morning, Welcome to
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the show.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
Yeah, you're putting on a production.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Yeah, here we go.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
What is this?
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Whoa? What is this thing? Here's the text. I dated
a guy who later told me he killed someone. Oh
and then he was upset that I couldn't deal with him.
Well that's a little different. Yes, I'm certainly not saying
anything like that. But I'll tell some story on the
podcast and then like somebody i'm talking to will be
like my friend said, you said this, and then or
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people will just disappear, and I know it's because of
something I said. On the radio. It's like, if you
know me and we've hung out, you know, extensively, and
we've maybe seen each other without clothes on, and things
like that. I think I deserve the benefit of the
doubt when it comes to you know, something that you
heard on the radio, Like, can't you at least tell
me what you heard and I can tell you if
it's true, because I won't lie. I'll tell you if
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it's true. I'll tell you if I meant it. But
it happens all the time, these things I feel like,
believe it or not, people think, oh, you got a
cool job, you must get dots of chicks. No, I
probably get fewer chicks because of this. Honestly, I probably
get fewer chicks because of this job because I can't
keep my stupid mouth shut. But I also don't do
it to their detriment if you listen to the show,
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because I've heard people say, oh, he only dates for
content that's not true. When is the last time I
outed somebody in a way that would ever be distinguishable?
And most of the time when I tell stories, it's
about me being the dumb ass. The stories are usually
jokes on me. The story is rarely jokes on them
sometimes like Ashley Heal.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Girls, but I didn't do Ashy heel girl durty like that.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
The listeners were taking pictures over heels and posting them
on the internet. I didn't do that.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
Well, they were.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
Sending them to Rufio and I and I just couldn't
get They were like, he's on a date, and I'm like,
I don't care about that, Just get this girl some motion.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Yeah, you guys are really worried. Abou I hadn't. I
hadn't looked at her feet like that. I hadn't gotten
that angle. So yeah, but yeah, yeah, Kik, you missed that.
I went on a date. We're on an outdoor patio
and pictures were just flowing in to our to our
dms unbanounced to me with pictures of this woman's feet,
and that was not nice.
Speaker 6 (16:17):
I did not think that was nice. I mean, everything's
fair game, though, like we have to talk about it. Yes, Jason,
we had to take pictures over in public.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Oh well we didn't. We didn't post the pictures. And
by the way, I had nothing to.
Speaker 7 (16:28):
Do with it.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
Why didn't we post a picture?
Speaker 5 (16:30):
Because they were just trying to tattle to Rufie and
I that he was on a date and we were like, okay, whatever,
But I was zooming in to see.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
The scene and what was going on, and that's send
me to picture.
Speaker 7 (16:39):
Y'all.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
Everything is content, Okay, Fred's gonna love that.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Somebody said, not gonna lie. I think I could. I
don't think I could date you because I would try
and debate with you too much and we're both too outspoken. Yeah,
I don't know. Again, much larger barker at work than
at home. I don't want to. I'm a non I'm
a no conflict guy. I want people to be happy.
I don't want I don't want drama. But again, I
got to come in here. I gotta you know, you
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know it was you know it's me.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
What the hell are you doing?
Speaker 1 (17:15):
That's me? Like, I'm like, see there you go. Are
you a tiger? Is that a tiger's noise?
Speaker 4 (17:23):
It could be a dog? Could it sounded?
Speaker 1 (17:27):
I don't. I don't like it, So I don't want
that in my life. All right, Well, no, I'm not
going to try and stand your good side. So I
never said that. Yeah, people are texting like extreme examples
of this. When I out of myself as an alcoholic.
I shared it with some friends, and when I had
a slip, I regretted, telling them it's a journey and
no one's perfect. No, no, no, I understand, You're completely
like totally just betrayal. I'm just talking about if you
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say to me, you know I like this or I
like that in dating, or I did this or that
in dating, and then you expected if and standard for
me in this particular example. And I'm like, wait a minute,
but what you just told me was the terms are
like this? Yeah, did you just call me a slot?
I'm like, no, no, no, you did that. Actually, I
don't know.
Speaker 5 (18:11):
Why anyone is on a date talking about what happens
all the time their exes, Like that is big time
weirdo energy to me?
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Is it happens to me all the time? I know.
Speaker 5 (18:20):
And I don't know where you find these people because
I never would bring up an ask or someone I
hooked up with, Well I'm on a date, Like what
is going on?
Speaker 1 (18:28):
The Other problem is I I get a real thrill
out of figuring out what I can get people. I
mean grained me, like it's just what we do for
a living. I love talking to people when you guys
call up here. I love learning about whatever it is
you're talking about, and I will dig and dig and
ask questions that most people won't ask because I want
you to tell me.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
But then you overthink, well that's true.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
But my point is, I you know, I don't. I
don't know. It's just like that's how I'm programmed. I'm inquisitive.
I asked. I would rather ask questions to get answers
than I would believe it or not talk about myself.
But then sometimes you tell me stuff and I'm like, WHOA,
I didn't need to know that. I really didn't need
to know that. This is a story from earlier in
the week that I hadn't gotten to yet. But a
drunk man caused chaos after breaking into the police department
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when they were closed. So this guy broke into the
Naples police department. Most people were trying to stay out
of the police department. This guy broke into it. He vandalized.
First of all, he got into an unlocked patrol cruiser,
sat in there for a minute it couldn't get started,
waited for all the cops to leave. Then he got
(19:36):
into the police station flooded it. Whoa pooped on the
women's locker room floor, which is nice of him. And
then he stole a uniform and a nine hundred dollars
bulletproof vest and apparently went down the street to seven
to eleven, where the police had then figured out that
he had done this, and they arrested him. He's being
charged with grand theft and two counts of burglary. Naples
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Police not commenting at the moment as they are further investigating.
But it makes me feel better because I've been drunk
and done really and said dumb things, but I've never
broken into a police station. That's got to be the
ultimate broken into. You hear what people bring it out.
I can see why you might break out if you
could get out broke into. Also another story that I
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wasn't able to get to this week, but I'm gonna
get to now, is that a redditor or a redditor
someone who uses Reddit has been heartbroken to discover that
the perfect woman that he had met online was actually
an AI creation. AI going on to another level now
of AI. You know we're worried about people say it's
(20:40):
gonna take over radio, It's gonna take over uh, you
know music, It's it's gonna take over Kanye's life. It's
gonna take over all the education. You know, people not
doing homework anymore. You're not learning anything. But a redditor
was heartbroken to discover that this woman named Claudia is
actually a He said he felt a bit cheated, a
(21:02):
bit cheated that he had been cybernetically catfished. That's a
new word, cybernetically used that today in the sentence. So
he was one of many fans of Claudia, an alleged
Reddit girl who became a fixture on the platform by
sharing glamorous selfies. One riscae pick, which has since been deleted,
showed the web girl in the nude with a caption
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what do you think about my body? That may have
been the first clue that this wedding real, He said, Claudia,
you're pretty sexy and perfect. Unfortunately, the girl of his
dreams was in fact a deep fake. She'd been created
by two computer science students who concocted the avatar as
a goof to see if you can fool people with
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ali pictures. They'd reportedly been inspired after encountering a post
fromer reditor who claimed to earn five hundred dollars from
catfishing victims online. So there, you gotta be careful these
days on these apps. Man, I don't know, I feel
like we're trying to get tricked at every turn. It's
it's I'm you know, you get text messages. We've talked
(22:03):
about that yesterday. That's a scam. Now we got fake
AI women and women. Some women are offended by the
fact that, like, if you're on the dating apps, I
try and get proof of life pretty quickly. Like I
try and get to the point, can I see an Instagram?
Can I, you know, to hold up my famous hold
up three picture, hold up three fingers and maybe I
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mean like, and some people are offended. And I hate
to say this, but there are a lot of fake
Asian women on these apps too. I don't know why,
but they tend to pick I don't know if it's
because the pictures are harder to trace or whatever, but
on like Hinge for example, or Bumble, there tend to
be And so if you do match with certain you know,
people of certain ethnicities, then I'm I guess I'm a
(22:43):
little more cautious. And sometimes these people have been like,
you know, what is it with you guys in the
cat fishing. It's like, because a lot of these people
are not real, and who knows, maybe I'm talking to
maybe maybe I'd be better off in an AI relationship.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
Do you think no, I need I need the real thing. Yeah,
I need the real thing. You deserve the real thing.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
I'd probably still get yelled at by an AI girlfriend though, Yeah, girlfriend,
be like, how do I turn his computer off? Still
get yell? Not real? More Fread show next? Right here?
(23:23):
The Fread Show is on DS Fun fact. That's right,
learn so much, guys, you didn't know. You didn't know.
You did not know. Humans are the only animals with chins. Really,
(23:51):
Despite the multitude of differences between humans and other creatures,
there are also plenty of similarities. Many other animals have hair,
hard eyes, and a powerful brain just like ours. But
one feature that we don't share with any other species
is a chin. Huh.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
I got two of them.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
I'm gonna leave that right now. I'm saying the other
animals don't even have one, Kiki, So you lucky Freadhow
more bread show next? He's got Wait, the Bread Show
is on.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
The Money Show.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
So this is not nice. What I'm about to do
to you. But I have to tell you the story
because of course it was on TikTok and he was
in the sun and everything else. A guy revealed how
he felt something moving in his pants after sleeping the
night with a massive spider somehow near that the region, Yeah,
(24:58):
the region, not the region, but the region, you know.
The guy took to TikTok to share a chilling video
of a Huntsman spider that made its home in his
underwear somehow. So he was sitting on the toilet and
he showed his two hundred and forty thousand followers a
big brown spider tucked away into the waistband of his
(25:20):
boxers somehow. He says, he woke up this morning with
something moving around in his pants, and it was a
Huntsman spider that was sleeping against his berries. That's a
big that's a big boy. But how do you not
know that's in your pants?
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Whew?
Speaker 1 (25:35):
If you're sleeping the feeling, do you not know that
that's in your pants? He apparently was calm and still,
and then he zooms in on this thing and yeah,
so I guess he didn't realize it until he pulled
his pants down to use the restroom in the morning. Brook.
Speaker 8 (25:53):
The way that he grabbed his phone instead of like
lighting his berries on fire, like I would not have
time to get my phone.
Speaker 4 (25:58):
Is something to it.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Spider is on the wall here. I don't I don't
understand how you don't know that's in your pants?
Speaker 3 (26:06):
Right?
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (26:06):
Okay, I don't know there.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Yeah, let me see here what it says. I'm never
going to Australia. Somebody said, this is Australia. How can
you be so chill about it? Somebody said you'd be
calling me back from outer space if I found that
bad boy inside My trolley's over there. So yeah, people
are a little bit confused the bite of a Huntsman
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spider because heart palpitations, swelling, nausea, and headaches, but are
not often fatal to victims. They're known lift in warm
tropical climates, which that certainly can be. These massive crab
like spiders could have a leg span of up to
twenty five to thirty centimeters. So yeah, I don't understand
(26:53):
it exactly, but but there it is in his pants.
How it got there? How it you know? Live there
remain I'm telling you right now. If some's moving around
down there, you know we're going to investigate.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
That's good.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
You know it's it's either a surprise, good time or
not so good. I mean some it's either like, oh yay,
someone's gonna do it for me, or or there's a
huntsman spiders down there and somebody needs to investigate immediately.
Speaker 4 (27:23):
Only two options.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Have you ever found something in any of your clothing
that you like could have like you're like, oh, that
would have Like I've found growing up in Arizona, there's
scorpions everywhere.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
Oh yeah, I mean, you know, bugs love me all
the time.
Speaker 8 (27:34):
I've got spider I used to have spider bites all
over my legs when I was sleeping.
Speaker 4 (27:38):
Like they just they think I taste good.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
I think, well, I know, I.
Speaker 4 (27:43):
Think it's my blood type, though I did look into it.
What giggles, it's a.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Spiders think you taste good. Giggly giggly grew apparently hugsman.
Spiders think this man. Still, maybe they don't have discerning taste.
Sy okay
The Fresh show is on Case's light. Oh my little
sheet here, you've got you. You were talking about how
you had some some recollection or some epiphany about how
the old Mike the mechanic was when he bought the
house that you live in, versus what you were doing
at that exact same time. What led to this epiphany? Please?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
So this is sort of like my party trick when
I'm trying to explain like how my relationship works in
like the creepy ways it is.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I guess it exists.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
So he's fourteen years older than me, and the house
that we currently live in, the house that he bought
is right near in downtown tin Lee, near the roller rink.
And the year he bought this house like working, can't
afforda house, like not in school, like real big boy job. Right,
(00:52):
I'm in junior high being driven to the roller rink
across the streets for our skating party.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Who for the record, Mike did not like court you
in said parking lot. You waited like twenty years. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
so you're going, yeah, you're thinking back on the age diffrench,
Like you know, when I was going to that roller
skating rink, you were living here with other men. Yes, well,
(01:20):
definitely think he was living solo. But hey, I don't know.
I was like twelve, so I don't know what he
was doing.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
But yeah, when he bought his house, I was going
to roller skating parties in sixth grade.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Curious eight three five. Anyone listening now, if you can
id if this resonates with you, because it's a massive
age gap between you and your significant other. But that's
kind of funny to think about, Like ten years makes
a big difference. Yeah, it's like it with us. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Like I the last person I dated would have been
in college when I was born.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Yeah, he graduated eighth grade when I was born.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Yeah, okay, yours is a little not as bad as mine.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
The girl I was talking to would have been he
don't look at me like that.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
Yeah, I'm doing math twenty years older.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Six.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
There's a whole side conversation going on here. I'm listening
for it, thank you, Literally an entire side conversation going
twenty sixteen years Okay, Oh, it's more so like I'm
trying to I'm not good at maths, so I would
have been.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
I thought we were just working your math. Want us
to get a coup you were.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Born and she would be getting her driver's license. Yeah right, right,
you get your license in you're sixteen.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Yeah, well but basically, yeah, basically, I was like a
senior in high school and when she was born.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Oh here's the food.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
You know somebody? Yeah, you know somebody. Yeah. I think,
what's the largest age differential that you've Jess and I
we're six years apart, I think, okay, yeah, so, but
I don't know what, Like I.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Graduate high school, she was probably still in middle.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
School, right, yeah, yeah, I guess so, which seems like
a huge gap when you think about it, But then
you know, I was just saying, once you get older,
then it started, I feel like that gap starts to
sort of close in as.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
We went out to dinner with some of his friends,
a couple that are his age, and I was always
like the young one, right because like they're all the
same age. But now they have a kid. So I
was Monday, I was like, well, I'm not the youngest
here anymore because you guys have a kid together.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
How old is Tim?
Speaker 4 (03:41):
He's three years older than me?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Okay, is that the old the biggest age gap? Yes?
Speaker 6 (03:45):
Yes, I yes, you ever did a younger No, I
don't ever want to date a younger man. But I
have learned recently I am a hit with the older gentleman.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
So long. Yeah, you just learned that. I learned actually yesterday.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
It doesn't surprise me at all. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
With some it was some older guys actually looking for
me here in the building.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Oh yeah, how much older? Like older?
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Like they were my good dad maybe grandfather.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Did they have a mini fan with no windows? Were
they like did they have zip ties with them? Like?
It was going as badges looking for you? Yeah? Yes,
they were a quote on boot looking for you because
they work in ib Hey. Mary, Yeah they were were
(04:30):
looking for you, but not in the way you think
they were on the run. Hold on, Mary, Hi, good morning, hy,
good morning? Are you hey? Very well? Thank you? You
dated somebody twenty years older? How old were you and
how old were they?
Speaker 7 (04:43):
I was twenty four and he was pretty good?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Whoa and he was forty four? Forty four? Because twenty
so twenty four and forty four? Wow? And how did that?
I mean, are you still with him? How did that go?
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Now?
Speaker 7 (04:56):
We are actually still friends to this day though, but
we worked together and he would always come in at
where I worked, and he was very good looking, and
we were walking out to the car one day, I
was saying good bye home. My just ran up and
gave him a kiss on the cheek. And that was
kind of it. And it was weird at first because
(05:18):
you know, obviously the age gap. He was five years
younger than my dad.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Oh wow. Parents.
Speaker 7 (05:23):
Parents didn't like it very much, you know, because I
was so young, and all his friends are like, oh,
what's it like dating a twenty year old, like, you know,
how is that going?
Speaker 4 (05:35):
But it was, it was, it was.
Speaker 7 (05:38):
It was different than I think.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
We dated for.
Speaker 7 (05:44):
About five years until he got engaged to.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
One of my friends.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Oh okay, who is also around the same age as you.
Speaker 7 (05:54):
Now, actually she was about five years younger than him.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Oh five years younger than you were him? No, five
years younger than him, Okay, all right, that's a little more.
I thought he wasn't even younger. He's like, no, Mary's
not young enough. You got an eighteen year old out
there somewhere. Yeah, Leonardo DiCaprio style, Oh wow, wow, Mary,
thank you. Have a good dayn And what's going on
with our phones? I don't know. It sounds like we're
like shocking people to write with, like tell us the story,
(06:20):
better story, more stories. Yeah, we'll have to get someone
be on there to fix the wires or something. Yeah,
they talk better than they say. These are the radio
blogs on the Fred Show, Caitlin tell us everything.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
So I'm curious to see what you guys think about this.
I got size shamed, okay, so yes, and I will
tell you what happened. So I was buying a hoodie
and you guys know better than better than I.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Was it from fashion? Was it? Was it fashion?
Speaker 3 (06:55):
You know?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Was it like dry fit ish and only available until November?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
It was?
Speaker 4 (07:02):
I just can't quit fashion.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
But you know who knows that it'll still be fashion
in a year when I get it. So I was
getting a hoodie, and you guys know that I like
prefer to wear my clothes bigger, Like it's.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Just I don't know, it's something about it. I just
like it.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
Yes, I get funny looks whatever, I don't care. I
also think with concert tees like they shrink over time.
Like I just feel like, I don't know, it's just
the move for me. So I was trying to get
the biggest size of this hoodie. And I was shamed,
and I was told I would hate for someone who
actually needs that size to come and try to buy one.
They're gone because of you.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
I was like, ahh okay.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Who said this to you, like in person?
Speaker 7 (07:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (07:40):
Yeah, Like I got straight up size shamed.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Can I just like get whatever size I want? Like I, Actually, you.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Know what's funny is that's the second time, right, that's
the second time that's happened. Because I was with you
a week ago and they were handing out merch and
the person was like, I'm not giving you a larger
size because you don't need it. Yes, somebody else might
need it. And I get that in this case, because
it was free and there weren't many of them, I
understood what she was saying. Like, if you're buying something,
if you want to buy it so that it is
(08:10):
skin tight, or you want to buy it so that
it is big enough for four people, that's up to you.
Speaker 6 (08:15):
You.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
Yeah, I don't know, I was like, And then I
felt really bad about myself.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
I'm like, oh am, I like taking sizes from people.
I just like to wear what I like to wear.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
We've always known you were a size queen. We've always known.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
They just need to order more big sizes.
Speaker 6 (08:28):
That's the problem, right, Like they just need to order
more of since big is in.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Okay, we've all weigh in.
Speaker 6 (08:34):
Yes, it's yeah, just they need to order more large inventory,
especially because people like to wear bigger sizes. I don't
think you should shame anybody for buying. I do respect
her for whoever it was, or like, you know, trying
to represent the big people because it is hard to find,
like when we go buy, Yes, it's very hard to
find for us.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
But this just means we need to order more.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Yeah, I mean, I don't think the problem starts with me,
but hell, I mean now I guess order more please,
because you know I would like to wear my There's
nobody's business by whatever size you want. It's your money,
you know it Really like it had my mind in
a putzel.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
I'm like, oh my god, am I the problem?
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Like?
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Am I an awful person? I don't know, I don't.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Yeah, you're the problem, it's you.
Speaker 6 (09:17):
Yeah, I mean Fred has this problem when he goes
to buy shoes, right, Like, you're you have a large foot,
so sometimes the inventory is limited, right, I'm.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Not shaming this six seven guy in front of me.
Who bought them and so I couldn't have them? I mean,
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (09:34):
It's like, what if somebody bought them and wanted to
like quadruple socket, would you?
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Would you shame them, like because you need them?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Might be like you trying to look like you pack it.
But you're not saying that one man, you know, I
don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I'm
not sure.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Now I'm gonna think twice. But no, order more, Just
order more, folks.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
You could buy whatever you want, whatever size you want.
I've never heard of such a thing. That's crazy, right, No, no, no, being.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Just curious was that person because he ended up getting
a small?
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Kaylen is the problem?
Speaker 4 (10:16):
I got a cop on today.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Address, Kaylen Calen came in here in a sweatshair address,
and but Kiki couldn't have a sweatshair last night. So
it's all your fault. You're the problem. More Fred Show. Next.
(10:41):
This is totally not connected to anything, but maybe somebody
we were talking about off the air. But do you
ever do you ever have somebody like give you information,
like tell you something about them, And I'm not saying
that you use it against them like as a weapon.
But then you that information sort of shapes your viewpoint
about a person, and then they get mad at you
(11:04):
because you know the thing that they told you. Does
that make sense? Like ultimately you wind up being the
a hole because you end up like like I think
we talked about it on the year. Recently, I had
a situation where somebody described a situation to me. I
described it back to them, and I wasn't being nice,
but I basically reiterated what they had just said to me.
(11:24):
But I was the a hole. I was the one
who did the bad thing. And I'm like, but wait
a minute, I just repeated what you just said to
me so you could hear it and understand my point
of view. And then it was like, I can't believe
you just said that to me. I'm like, you're the
one doing it. Does that ever happen to you though?
I give you. And it's one thing if you like
(11:44):
you give If you vent to a friend or you
share something intimate and then they use it against you,
that's that's not cool. But I'm talking about like you're
having a conversation and someone says, well I did this
or whatever, and like you did what you know, and
then like you almost like why am I mean because
I just said to you the thing that you just
said to me.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
Yeah, I mean, you're responsible for what you share.
Speaker 8 (12:06):
So if you share a wild story and someone judges
you based on that story, like, it's kind of on you, like,
don't share it. I guess right, you know, especially in
the setting that we were talking about off air, like, yeah,
it's a little odd.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Well, that's kind of what our tangent, if we do
a Tangent Today, is going to be about. Well, on's
two things I've got. I got a wild story. I
got a wild story. But then I also I think
that's a tangent and this little radio program are getting me.
They continue to get me in big trouble and for
no doing of my own.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
I'm excited I might join the Tangent Today.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Story you should attend. I might have you should have
handed on the iHeartRadio. If you listen to us live
in the morning, you can listen to us anytime. Search
for the Fred Show. You can listen to the Tangent
or off or Uncensored podcast. But yeah, I mean, look,
I I've known for twenty I've done this job for
twenty years, over twenty years. I get that we say
things on the radio on the podcast, and then people
(12:53):
hear it and internalize it, and people in our in
our personal lives might hear things and go oh, But
the problem for me is, if you know me personally,
then why are you holding crazy stuff I say on
the radio. I mean, I'm not out here like saying
you know, horrible terrible things. I mean, I'm talking about
my life. You know. It's not like I'm it's not
(13:14):
like I'm I'm preaching some political or you know, photo baker.
If I say something like hateful or something, then you
should hate me for that, but I hope I never do.
But like if I if I tell a story and
you know me personally, and then you get mad at
me for the story I told on the radio, It's like, what,
like what are you doing? That's why job is when
I got it, you know. And by the way, you
(13:35):
can't let the truth get in the way of a
good story sometimes. And I'm not saying I'm a liar,
you know, I tell the truth, but sometimes sometimes we
gotta you know, yeah, we gotta, we gotta judge it
up a little bit, just for a presentation. Or sometimes
I gotta dig a story out of the treasure trove.
You know, I got a vaulte full of stories. I
only tell the same thirteen, but every now and again
(13:55):
I got to pull out a new one. Make it
sound like it happened last night. You know why I
was watching Succession last night? I was watching basketball last night.
I wasn't doing a damn thing. But sometimes I gotta
make up a story because it's like I can't say
that every day. I can't come in and be like, hey,
guess what, guys, I didn't do a damn thing again
last night. Here's here's the weekend. Good morning, Welcome to
(14:18):
the show.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
Yeah, you're putting on a production.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Yeah, here we go.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
What is this?
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Whoa? What is this thing? Here's the text. I dated
a guy who later told me he killed someone. Oh
and then he was upset that I couldn't deal with him.
Well that's a little different. Yes, I'm certainly not saying
anything like that. But I'll tell some story on the
podcast and then like somebody i'm talking to will be
like my friend said, you said this, and then or
(14:44):
people will just disappear, and I know it's because of
something I said. On the radio. It's like, if you
know me and we've hung out, you know, extensively, and
we've maybe seen each other without clothes on, and things
like that. I think I deserve the benefit of the
doubt when it comes to you know, something that you
heard on the radio, Like, can't you at least tell
me what you heard and I can tell you if
it's true, because I won't lie. I'll tell you if
(15:04):
it's true. I'll tell you if I meant it. But
it happens all the time, these things I feel like,
believe it or not, people think, oh, you got a
cool job, you must get dots of chicks. No, I
probably get fewer chicks because of this. Honestly, I probably
get fewer chicks because of this job because I can't
keep my stupid mouth shut. But I also don't do
it to their detriment if you listen to the show,
(15:25):
because I've heard people say, oh, he only dates for
content that's not true. When is the last time I
outed somebody in a way that would ever be distinguishable?
And most of the time when I tell stories, it's
about me being the dumb ass. The stories are usually
jokes on me. The story is rarely jokes on them
sometimes like Ashley Heal.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Girls, but I didn't do Ashy heel girl durty like that.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
The listeners were taking pictures over heels and posting them
on the internet. I didn't do that.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
Well, they were.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
Sending them to Rufio and I and I just couldn't
get They were like, he's on a date, and I'm like,
I don't care about that, Just get this girl some motion.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Yeah, you guys are really worried. Abou I hadn't. I
hadn't looked at her feet like that. I hadn't gotten
that angle. So yeah, but yeah, yeah, Kik, you missed that.
I went on a date. We're on an outdoor patio
and pictures were just flowing in to our to our
dms unbanounced to me with pictures of this woman's feet,
and that was not nice.
Speaker 6 (16:17):
I did not think that was nice. I mean, everything's
fair game, though, like we have to talk about it. Yes, Jason,
we had to take pictures over in public.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Oh well we didn't. We didn't post the pictures. And
by the way, I had nothing to.
Speaker 7 (16:28):
Do with it.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
Why didn't we post a picture?
Speaker 5 (16:30):
Because they were just trying to tattle to Rufie and
I that he was on a date and we were like, okay, whatever,
But I was zooming in to see.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
The scene and what was going on, and that's send
me to picture.
Speaker 7 (16:39):
Y'all.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
Everything is content, Okay, Fred's gonna love that.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Somebody said, not gonna lie. I think I could. I
don't think I could date you because I would try
and debate with you too much and we're both too outspoken. Yeah,
I don't know. Again, much larger barker at work than
at home. I don't want to. I'm a non I'm
a no conflict guy. I want people to be happy.
I don't want I don't want drama. But again, I
got to come in here. I gotta you know, you
(17:09):
know it was you know it's me.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
What the hell are you doing?
Speaker 1 (17:15):
That's me? Like, I'm like, see there you go. Are
you a tiger? Is that a tiger's noise?
Speaker 4 (17:23):
It could be a dog? Could it sounded?
Speaker 1 (17:27):
I don't. I don't like it, So I don't want
that in my life. All right, Well, no, I'm not
going to try and stand your good side. So I
never said that. Yeah, people are texting like extreme examples
of this. When I out of myself as an alcoholic.
I shared it with some friends, and when I had
a slip, I regretted, telling them it's a journey and
no one's perfect. No, no, no, I understand, You're completely
like totally just betrayal. I'm just talking about if you
(17:51):
say to me, you know I like this or I
like that in dating, or I did this or that
in dating, and then you expected if and standard for
me in this particular example. And I'm like, wait a minute,
but what you just told me was the terms are
like this? Yeah, did you just call me a slot?
I'm like, no, no, no, you did that. Actually, I
don't know.
Speaker 5 (18:11):
Why anyone is on a date talking about what happens
all the time their exes, Like that is big time
weirdo energy to me?
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Is it happens to me all the time? I know.
Speaker 5 (18:20):
And I don't know where you find these people because
I never would bring up an ask or someone I
hooked up with, Well I'm on a date, Like what
is going on?
Speaker 1 (18:28):
The Other problem is I I get a real thrill
out of figuring out what I can get people. I
mean grained me, like it's just what we do for
a living. I love talking to people when you guys
call up here. I love learning about whatever it is
you're talking about, and I will dig and dig and
ask questions that most people won't ask because I want
you to tell me.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
But then you overthink, well that's true.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
But my point is, I you know, I don't. I
don't know. It's just like that's how I'm programmed. I'm inquisitive.
I asked. I would rather ask questions to get answers
than I would believe it or not talk about myself.
But then sometimes you tell me stuff and I'm like, WHOA,
I didn't need to know that. I really didn't need
to know that. This is a story from earlier in
the week that I hadn't gotten to yet. But a
drunk man caused chaos after breaking into the police department
(19:16):
when they were closed. So this guy broke into the
Naples police department. Most people were trying to stay out
of the police department. This guy broke into it. He vandalized.
First of all, he got into an unlocked patrol cruiser,
sat in there for a minute it couldn't get started,
waited for all the cops to leave. Then he got
(19:36):
into the police station flooded it. Whoa pooped on the
women's locker room floor, which is nice of him. And
then he stole a uniform and a nine hundred dollars
bulletproof vest and apparently went down the street to seven
to eleven, where the police had then figured out that
he had done this, and they arrested him. He's being
charged with grand theft and two counts of burglary. Naples
(19:57):
Police not commenting at the moment as they are further investigating.
But it makes me feel better because I've been drunk
and done really and said dumb things, but I've never
broken into a police station. That's got to be the
ultimate broken into. You hear what people bring it out.
I can see why you might break out if you
could get out broke into. Also another story that I
(20:19):
wasn't able to get to this week, but I'm gonna
get to now, is that a redditor or a redditor
someone who uses Reddit has been heartbroken to discover that
the perfect woman that he had met online was actually
an AI creation. AI going on to another level now
of AI. You know we're worried about people say it's
(20:40):
gonna take over radio, It's gonna take over uh, you
know music, It's it's gonna take over Kanye's life. It's
gonna take over all the education. You know, people not
doing homework anymore. You're not learning anything. But a redditor
was heartbroken to discover that this woman named Claudia is
actually a He said he felt a bit cheated, a
(21:02):
bit cheated that he had been cybernetically catfished. That's a
new word, cybernetically used that today in the sentence. So
he was one of many fans of Claudia, an alleged
Reddit girl who became a fixture on the platform by
sharing glamorous selfies. One riscae pick, which has since been deleted,
showed the web girl in the nude with a caption
(21:22):
what do you think about my body? That may have
been the first clue that this wedding real, He said, Claudia,
you're pretty sexy and perfect. Unfortunately, the girl of his
dreams was in fact a deep fake. She'd been created
by two computer science students who concocted the avatar as
a goof to see if you can fool people with
(21:42):
ali pictures. They'd reportedly been inspired after encountering a post
fromer reditor who claimed to earn five hundred dollars from
catfishing victims online. So there, you gotta be careful these
days on these apps. Man, I don't know, I feel
like we're trying to get tricked at every turn. It's
it's I'm you know, you get text messages. We've talked
(22:03):
about that yesterday. That's a scam. Now we got fake
AI women and women. Some women are offended by the
fact that, like, if you're on the dating apps, I
try and get proof of life pretty quickly. Like I
try and get to the point, can I see an Instagram?
Can I, you know, to hold up my famous hold
up three picture, hold up three fingers and maybe I
(22:23):
mean like, and some people are offended. And I hate
to say this, but there are a lot of fake
Asian women on these apps too. I don't know why,
but they tend to pick I don't know if it's
because the pictures are harder to trace or whatever, but
on like Hinge for example, or Bumble, there tend to
be And so if you do match with certain you know,
people of certain ethnicities, then I'm I guess I'm a
(22:43):
little more cautious. And sometimes these people have been like,
you know, what is it with you guys in the
cat fishing. It's like, because a lot of these people
are not real, and who knows, maybe I'm talking to
maybe maybe I'd be better off in an AI relationship.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
Do you think no, I need I need the real thing. Yeah,
I need the real thing. You deserve the real thing.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
I'd probably still get yelled at by an AI girlfriend though, Yeah, girlfriend,
be like, how do I turn his computer off? Still
get yell? Not real? More Fread show next? Right here?
(23:23):
The Fread Show is on DS Fun fact. That's right,
learn so much, guys, you didn't know. You didn't know.
You did not know. Humans are the only animals with chins. Really,
(23:51):
Despite the multitude of differences between humans and other creatures,
there are also plenty of similarities. Many other animals have hair,
hard eyes, and a powerful brain just like ours. But
one feature that we don't share with any other species
is a chin. Huh.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
I got two of them.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
I'm gonna leave that right now. I'm saying the other
animals don't even have one, Kiki, So you lucky Freadhow
more bread show next? He's got Wait, the Bread Show
is on.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
The Money Show.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
So this is not nice. What I'm about to do
to you. But I have to tell you the story
because of course it was on TikTok and he was
in the sun and everything else. A guy revealed how
he felt something moving in his pants after sleeping the
night with a massive spider somehow near that the region, Yeah,
(24:58):
the region, not the region, but the region, you know.
The guy took to TikTok to share a chilling video
of a Huntsman spider that made its home in his
underwear somehow. So he was sitting on the toilet and
he showed his two hundred and forty thousand followers a
big brown spider tucked away into the waistband of his
(25:20):
boxers somehow. He says, he woke up this morning with
something moving around in his pants, and it was a
Huntsman spider that was sleeping against his berries. That's a
big that's a big boy. But how do you not
know that's in your pants?
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Whew?
Speaker 1 (25:35):
If you're sleeping the feeling, do you not know that
that's in your pants? He apparently was calm and still,
and then he zooms in on this thing and yeah,
so I guess he didn't realize it until he pulled
his pants down to use the restroom in the morning. Brook.
Speaker 8 (25:53):
The way that he grabbed his phone instead of like
lighting his berries on fire, like I would not have
time to get my phone.
Speaker 4 (25:58):
Is something to it.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Spider is on the wall here. I don't I don't
understand how you don't know that's in your pants?
Speaker 3 (26:06):
Right?
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (26:06):
Okay, I don't know there.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Yeah, let me see here what it says. I'm never
going to Australia. Somebody said, this is Australia. How can
you be so chill about it? Somebody said you'd be
calling me back from outer space if I found that
bad boy inside My trolley's over there. So yeah, people
are a little bit confused the bite of a Huntsman
(26:32):
spider because heart palpitations, swelling, nausea, and headaches, but are
not often fatal to victims. They're known lift in warm
tropical climates, which that certainly can be. These massive crab
like spiders could have a leg span of up to
twenty five to thirty centimeters. So yeah, I don't understand
(26:53):
it exactly, but but there it is in his pants.
How it got there? How it you know? Live there
remain I'm telling you right now. If some's moving around
down there, you know we're going to investigate.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
That's good.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
You know it's it's either a surprise, good time or
not so good. I mean some it's either like, oh yay,
someone's gonna do it for me, or or there's a
huntsman spiders down there and somebody needs to investigate immediately.
Speaker 4 (27:23):
Only two options.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Have you ever found something in any of your clothing
that you like could have like you're like, oh, that
would have Like I've found growing up in Arizona, there's
scorpions everywhere.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
Oh yeah, I mean, you know, bugs love me all
the time.
Speaker 8 (27:34):
I've got spider I used to have spider bites all
over my legs when I was sleeping.
Speaker 4 (27:38):
Like they just they think I taste good.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
I think, well, I know, I.
Speaker 4 (27:43):
Think it's my blood type, though I did look into it.
What giggles, it's a.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Spiders think you taste good. Giggly giggly grew apparently hugsman.
Spiders think this man. Still, maybe they don't have discerning taste.
Sy okay
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