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April 18, 2024 4 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is a story from earlier in the week that
I hadn't gotten to yet, But a drunk man caused
chaos after breaking into the police department when they were closed.
So this guy broke into the Naples police department. Most
people were trying to stay out of the police department.
This guy broke into it. He vandalized. First of all,

(00:20):
he got into an unlocked patrol cruiser, sat in there
for a minute it couldn't get started, waited for all
the cops to leave. Then he got into the police station,
flooded it, whoa pooped on the women's locker room floor,
which is nice of him. And then he stole a
uniform and a nine hundred dollars bulletproof vest and apparently

(00:40):
went down the street to seven to eleven, where the
police had then figured out that he had done this,
and they arrested him. He's being charged with grand theft
and two counts of burglary. Naples Polition not commenting at
the moment as they are further investigating. But it makes
me feel better because I've been drunk and done really
and said dumb things, but I've never broken in to
a police station. That's got to be the ultimate broken

(01:03):
into You here what people bring it out. I can
see why you might break out if you could get
out broke into Also another story that I wasn't able
to get to this week, but I'm gonna get to now.
Is that a redditor or a redditor, someone who uses
Reddit has been heartbroken to discover that the perfect woman
that he had met online was actually an AI creation

(01:27):
AI going on to another level now of AI. You
know we're worried about people say it's gonna take over radio.
It's gonna take over uh, you know, music, it's gonna
take over Kanye's life. It's gonna take over all the education,
you know, people not doing homework anymore, not learning anything.

(01:48):
But a reditor was heartbroken to discover that this woman
named Claudia is actually a I. He said he felt
a bit cheated, a bit cheated that he had been
cybernetically catfished. That's a new word cybernetically used that today
in this sentence. So he was one of many fans
of Claudia, an alleged Reddit girl who became a fixture
on the platform by sharing glamorous selfies. One riskae pick,

(02:11):
which has since been deleted showed the web girl in
the nude with a caption what do you think about
my body? That may have been the first clue this wedding,
he said, Claudia, you're pretty sexy and perfect. Unfortunately, the
girl of his dreams was in fact a deep fake.
She'd been created by two computer science students who concocted

(02:32):
the avatar as a goof to see if you can
fool people with AI pictures. They'd reportedly been inspired after
encountering a post fromer reditor who claimed to earn five
hundred dollars from catfishing victims online. So there, Uh, you
gotta be careful these days on these apps, man, I
don't know. I feel like we're trying to get tricked
at every turn. You know, you get text messages. We've

(02:55):
talked about that yesterday. That's a scam. Now we got
fake AI women and women. Some women are offended by
the fact that, like, if you're on the dating apps,
I try and get proof of life pretty quickly. Like
I try and get to the point, can I see
an Instagram? Can I, you know, hold up my famous
hold up three picture, hold up three fingers, and maybe

(03:15):
I like And some people are offended. And I hate
to say this, but there are a lot of fake
Asian women on these apps too. I don't know why,
but they tend to pick. I don't know if it's
because the pictures are harder to trace or whatever, but
on like Hinge for example, or or Bumble, there tend
to be And so if you do match with certain
you know, people of certain ethnicities that I'm I guess

(03:35):
I'm a little more cautious. And sometimes these people have
been like, you know, what is it with you guys
in the catfishing. It's like, because a lot of these
people are not real, and who knows, maybe I'm talking
to Maybe maybe I'd be better off than an AI relationship.
Do you think No, I need I need the real thing.
Though I need the real thing, you deserve the real thing.
I'd probably still get yelled at by an AI girlfriend though, yeah, girlfriend,

(03:59):
be lucky I turned his computer off reboot, get still
getting yelled at the card You're not really more Fred
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