Fred's Fun Fact About Toilets

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Fread Show is on. Yeah, a friend's fun fact.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Fred's fun.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
So much, you guys, this isn't an alarmingly high number, okay,
and I want to hear your first guess as to why.
But approximately, this is the fun fact. Approximately forty thousand
Americans are injured by toilets every year.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Hm.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
Wow, house way how falling in? I mean, no, yeah,
it's gotta be falling in off the toilet.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Maybe.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Maybe I lived.

Speaker 4 (00:45):
With boys in college and fell in all the time
in the middle of the night because.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
They wouldn't put it. Oh.

Speaker 4 (00:50):
Yeah, but I don't know that I was ever injured.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
I was just like, I need a shower.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Now. Have you have you ever done the thing like
where you're sitting and doing whatever business you have to do,
and maybe that business takes a while, and maybe you're
like sitting in such a way that the circulation is
not great, such that when you're done, like at least
one leg, if not both, there's asleep, and then you
almost collapse when you stand up. You got the Yeah,

(01:13):
that happened to me the other day. I was you know,
I'm human too, guys. I go number two. It's I
know that's surprising to a lot of people. I don't
do it here. I only do it at home for
the record, But you know, I was like, I don't
know what I was doing, but like I went to
stand up and I think it was on my phone,
and like circulation wasn't good and I damn near collapsed
after I stood up because like one leg was like dead,
it wasn't working because there's no right.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
I was like, oh my god, I feel and I
almost can't get up at less you have that third
leg to help you support.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Have you ever been swallowed up? That's a fact. That's
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