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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Like writing in our diaries, except we say them aloud.
We call them blogs, Kale and go dear blog.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
So I have never felt older than I did over
the weekend. Okay, so a nightclub, what even is that anymore?
Invited me to go see this DJ set on Friday,
and I texted you a little bit about it, Fred.
But the DJ her name is Xandra. She's Alex Earl's
best friend. If you're a gens, as Paulina calls, that's
how you know. That's how she kind of came up.
(00:28):
She didn't come on, and I was told this ahead
of time until twelve thirty to one, okay, twelve.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Thirty am, am oh god?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
So I of course, you know, we wake up early
for work. We did the show, and I'm freaking out
all day. I'm like, how am I going to do this?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
So the level of anxiety I would have had it
would be through the roof all day.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
So I had to I'm like, okay, well, I got
to put myself down for a nap, like I'm a baby,
and I'm not a good nabber. So I had to
take you know, some benadryl to put me out. So
but I'm like Okay, now what, like, what time do
you even eat dinner when that's gonna happen? Cause I
was hungry, I eat early, so I'm like, okay, now
what So I eat dinner and then I'm like, well,
I gotta go get a coffee because I am tired.
(01:08):
So I'm doing all of this stuff to go to
the damn club. And then I'm like, my sisters makes
me self conscious because they dress differently, these gen zs,
and I'm like, well, I know there's going to be
a ton of them there, Like what do I wear?
How do I look cool? I don't want to be
trying too hard. And I ended up inviting my friend Tatiana.
It's her birthday week, and I'm like, this will be perfect.
She loves a good club. And so we get there
(01:30):
and the bottle girls did the sparkler thing for just
us too loan in our little booth and I'm like
this is so not necessary, and I'm literally like, girls,
sit down, like, get herself a break, like I'll still
to be no worries. Then you know, a couple hours later,
round two they come. I'm like, you, ladies, please, this
is not necessary, so to me and Tatiana by herself,
(01:51):
who by the way, Tatiana couldn't drink that night. It's
like I was just and there were just so many
young what I felt like were kids in the club,
and I'm like, okay, I think I officially might be
too old for the club, which I never thought i'd
say that.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
I was asleep for like four hours you arrived I
at the club, I'd have been asleep for four hours.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
And I slept the entire next day. I woke up
at like four and I was like, where did the
day go? I was asleep all day? I might I
never thought i'd say I'm too old for something.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I'm like, no, I saw the pictures that you posted
from Tao, and I just like I kind of cringed.
I was like, oh god, right, because I can remember
back in the day when that would have been exciting.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
I know, And what did I use?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I mean, I love it and I love her music,
so it was fine and it was good with my friend,
But yeah, that used to be especially when like I
was a little too young to be in the club.
That was all I was so thirsty for it, you
know what, you know.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
How I feel about the club. I love the club.
I love the club, I love the music. I probably
would have had a great time. I love it, I
loved it. I love the whole thing. Except it needs
to happen around one pm.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I'd finally be on board with you.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Now you know, I.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Have a concept and I'm working on it, and one
of these days we're going to do it. Even though
I was told by the suits it was a stupid idea.
I think if you're over the age of thirty, you
don't think it's a stupid idea to do the club
around five PM, maybe six, six to nine. We do
the club, the club for thirty plus an exact same experience.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
We don't change one thing.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Everything's the same, the same douchebag bouncers, the same hassle
of an experience to get in, the same bottle service,
the same DJ, the same because in the club it'll
be dark and nobody will know anyway. And then everyone's
gonna love this idea because thirty plus and maybe even
some twenty somethings, you know, you'd have a nice dinner
maybe and then come to the club and then we
(03:38):
get hammered and it's nine o'clock when you walk out.
If you want to go to round two, they can
reset the club. Yeah, and you could go again, or
you could go home, go to sleep before ten, and
you'll wake up the next day. You won't feel as
bad because you didn't go to bed at three in
the morning.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
You went to bed at like nine or ten.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
I mean, you guys, did you realize while we're asleep, like,
there's a whole world happen outside. There were people all
over in the street. When I walked home, there's people
up still.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
I had no idea all that was going on while
I was sleeping.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yeah, yeah, no, I think my concept has legs. I'm
ready for you one of these days. I'm glad that
you finally have joined me in this quest.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
And of course I'm mothering all the girls like don't
go with him, don't do that, watch your drink, and
I'm like, okay, now I'm official.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Yeah, Adam, and the guy who manages tow I think
he owns part of it. He actually said you're no
longer allowed to come. He said, who's the old lady
that you invited to come in there? And I said, Adam,
I had nothing to do with it because she kept
discouraging people from drinking and going home with people, and
that's that's not our motto around here.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
And so no, yeah, yeah, no, we're doing.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
The club and people are texting now that they're excited
about it.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
It's happening. We're doing the club, doing the club.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
I'm going to open a business next door that's going
to be a babysitting service. He's like, fine, drop your
kids off, you know, and then you go next door
to the club. Fine, But then then I worry about
driving party the kids at home. The kids don't need
to be anywhere near the court club. Yeah, can I
bring my kids to the club, but the headphones, Yeah,
you would love the sparklers idea.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
No, no, you're missing the point.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
The point is it's going to feel like the club
when you were twenty somethings, all right, except it's going
to be the club when you're thirty.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
So with my other business, I'm going to open a
food stand right outside the club.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Now that you know what I'm saying is brilliant.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Yes, yeah, I think we should have it so that
when you walk out of the club at nine, they
just hand you a bag of food all your way out. No, no,
they just hand you a bag of food and then
there's an uber waiting for you. It takes you right
to your house. No, I'm really like, this is Lasia Shrup.
I don't know why. I don't know, Adam. I don't
know why all these club owners are not calling me
(05:46):
trying to trademark my idea right now, I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Yes, you can place your order off an iPad while
you're still in the club or a QR coach. So
the food, so when you're on your way out, you
just say your name and you could have whatever you
want food wise, I like it.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Do you think I don't already do that?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Well I don't. Where's the club? I've never seen it?
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Well, no, i've been.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
No, but I've been sitting at a fancy restaurant before,
like having dinner with my fancy friends, and the whole
time I'm just like, I'm secretly ordering Portillo's or you know,
Wendy's coming out perfectly. Yes, yes, there's nothing better. I
show up at home the guy oh
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Yes, oh my god, or it's right there on the
ah oh yeah, yeah,
Like writing in our diaries, except we say them aloud.
We call them blogs, Kale and go dear blog.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
So I have never felt older than I did over
the weekend. Okay, so a nightclub, what even is that anymore?
Invited me to go see this DJ set on Friday,
and I texted you a little bit about it, Fred.
But the DJ her name is Xandra. She's Alex Earl's
best friend. If you're a gens, as Paulina calls, that's
how you know. That's how she kind of came up.
(00:28):
She didn't come on, and I was told this ahead
of time until twelve thirty to one, okay, twelve.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Thirty am, am oh god?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
So I of course, you know, we wake up early
for work. We did the show, and I'm freaking out
all day. I'm like, how am I going to do this?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
So the level of anxiety I would have had it
would be through the roof all day.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
So I had to I'm like, okay, well, I got
to put myself down for a nap, like I'm a baby,
and I'm not a good nabber. So I had to
take you know, some benadryl to put me out. So
but I'm like Okay, now what, like, what time do
you even eat dinner when that's gonna happen? Cause I
was hungry, I eat early, so I'm like, okay, now
what So I eat dinner and then I'm like, well,
I gotta go get a coffee because I am tired.
(01:08):
So I'm doing all of this stuff to go to
the damn club. And then I'm like, my sisters makes
me self conscious because they dress differently, these gen zs,
and I'm like, well, I know there's going to be
a ton of them there, Like what do I wear?
How do I look cool? I don't want to be
trying too hard. And I ended up inviting my friend Tatiana.
It's her birthday week, and I'm like, this will be perfect.
She loves a good club. And so we get there
(01:30):
and the bottle girls did the sparkler thing for just
us too loan in our little booth and I'm like
this is so not necessary, and I'm literally like, girls,
sit down, like, get herself a break, like I'll still
to be no worries. Then you know, a couple hours later,
round two they come. I'm like, you, ladies, please, this
is not necessary, so to me and Tatiana by herself,
(01:51):
who by the way, Tatiana couldn't drink that night. It's
like I was just and there were just so many
young what I felt like were kids in the club,
and I'm like, okay, I think I officially might be
too old for the club, which I never thought i'd
say that.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
I was asleep for like four hours you arrived I
at the club, I'd have been asleep for four hours.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
And I slept the entire next day. I woke up
at like four and I was like, where did the
day go? I was asleep all day? I might I
never thought i'd say I'm too old for something.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I'm like, no, I saw the pictures that you posted
from Tao, and I just like I kind of cringed.
I was like, oh god, right, because I can remember
back in the day when that would have been exciting.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
I know, And what did I use?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I mean, I love it and I love her music,
so it was fine and it was good with my friend,
But yeah, that used to be especially when like I
was a little too young to be in the club.
That was all I was so thirsty for it, you
know what, you know.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
How I feel about the club. I love the club.
I love the club, I love the music. I probably
would have had a great time. I love it, I
loved it. I love the whole thing. Except it needs
to happen around one pm.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I'd finally be on board with you.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Now you know, I.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Have a concept and I'm working on it, and one
of these days we're going to do it. Even though
I was told by the suits it was a stupid idea.
I think if you're over the age of thirty, you
don't think it's a stupid idea to do the club
around five PM, maybe six, six to nine. We do
the club, the club for thirty plus an exact same experience.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
We don't change one thing.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Everything's the same, the same douchebag bouncers, the same hassle
of an experience to get in, the same bottle service,
the same DJ, the same because in the club it'll
be dark and nobody will know anyway. And then everyone's
gonna love this idea because thirty plus and maybe even
some twenty somethings, you know, you'd have a nice dinner
maybe and then come to the club and then we
(03:38):
get hammered and it's nine o'clock when you walk out.
If you want to go to round two, they can
reset the club. Yeah, and you could go again, or
you could go home, go to sleep before ten, and
you'll wake up the next day. You won't feel as
bad because you didn't go to bed at three in
the morning.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
You went to bed at like nine or ten.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
I mean, you guys, did you realize while we're asleep, like,
there's a whole world happen outside. There were people all
over in the street. When I walked home, there's people
up still.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
I had no idea all that was going on while
I was sleeping.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yeah, yeah, no, I think my concept has legs. I'm
ready for you one of these days. I'm glad that
you finally have joined me in this quest.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
And of course I'm mothering all the girls like don't
go with him, don't do that, watch your drink, and
I'm like, okay, now I'm official.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Yeah, Adam, and the guy who manages tow I think
he owns part of it. He actually said you're no
longer allowed to come. He said, who's the old lady
that you invited to come in there? And I said, Adam,
I had nothing to do with it because she kept
discouraging people from drinking and going home with people, and
that's that's not our motto around here.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
And so no, yeah, yeah, no, we're doing.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
The club and people are texting now that they're excited
about it.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
It's happening. We're doing the club, doing the club.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
I'm going to open a business next door that's going
to be a babysitting service. He's like, fine, drop your
kids off, you know, and then you go next door
to the club. Fine, But then then I worry about
driving party the kids at home. The kids don't need
to be anywhere near the court club. Yeah, can I
bring my kids to the club, but the headphones, Yeah,
you would love the sparklers idea.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
No, no, you're missing the point.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
The point is it's going to feel like the club
when you were twenty somethings, all right, except it's going
to be the club when you're thirty.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
So with my other business, I'm going to open a
food stand right outside the club.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Now that you know what I'm saying is brilliant.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Yes, yeah, I think we should have it so that
when you walk out of the club at nine, they
just hand you a bag of food all your way out. No, no,
they just hand you a bag of food and then
there's an uber waiting for you. It takes you right
to your house. No, I'm really like, this is Lasia Shrup.
I don't know why. I don't know, Adam. I don't
know why all these club owners are not calling me
(05:46):
trying to trademark my idea right now, I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Yes, you can place your order off an iPad while
you're still in the club or a QR coach. So
the food, so when you're on your way out, you
just say your name and you could have whatever you
want food wise, I like it.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Do you think I don't already do that?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Well I don't. Where's the club? I've never seen it?
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Well, no, i've been.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
No, but I've been sitting at a fancy restaurant before,
like having dinner with my fancy friends, and the whole
time I'm just like, I'm secretly ordering Portillo's or you know,
Wendy's coming out perfectly. Yes, yes, there's nothing better. I
show up at home the guy oh
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Yes, oh my god, or it's right there on the
ah oh yeah, yeah,
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