Fred's Fun Fact About Ferrets

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Fread Show is on Fred's Fun Fact Fred Fun.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
We got people all over the country listening to us
today on the iHeart app, at least attempting to. I
guess it's cutting in and out. But why would they?
Why would everything work? I mean, let's just make it
as difficult as possible. I been telling you for years.
This is radio survivor. They want to make this as
difficult as possible for us to have success. But Morrisville,
North Carolina's post office has this bloud blast apparently, So

(00:34):
shout out to you, guys, thank you for forcing people
to listen to us. There. Someone has us on an
Orlando today. I mean, we'll take it. We'll take it
on the Iheard app. You can listen anywhere. There's really no
excuse if you were to say, like I'm out of town,
don't care, Uh check your localistics. Let us know where
it's cutting out on you right exactly? Oh I didn't
get up earlier today, don't care? Podcast Fred Show on

(00:56):
demand doesn't really matter.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
But guys, did you know that a female ferret if
she doesn't have sex for a year, she will die.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Oh she will die? Why you might? I'm sure you
the next question you're asking is why female ferrets go
into heat in their first spring, generally in February. They'll
remain in heat until successfully mated. If mating doesn't occur,
the females will succumb to a plastic anemia and die
a most painful death. Saying, not that a plastic amenia anemia,

(01:33):
amenia anemia, whatever. You don't want it. Whatever it is,
you don't want it. So if a female ferret doesn't
have sex for a year, she will die. Oh, the
same is true. I don't know if you've heard the same.
It's true for a guy if he gets excited and
then nothing happens. It's a very very very serious medical
condition called a blueith a bollith. Yes, very very very

(01:56):
concerning to serious health matter affecting the world, and we
must stop it. We must eradicated blue at the ball. Well,
you didn't keep believing more Fresh show next