April 22, 2024 • 29 mins
During today's show, we talked about our laziest habits, Kaelin felt old at a nightclub, and Fred skipped another class reunion
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Let's talk about one of my favorite topics this morning.
It is being lazy. Oh there's nothing. There's very few
things that I'm better at than being lazy. I am
one of like, I am capable of being one of
the laziest people possible. And I will pay for the
honor of being lazy. I'll pay for the convenience. I
just will. It's just part of who I am. There's
just certain stuff I don't want to do anymore. But Kiki,
(00:20):
you may have reached a new level of lazy.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yeah, it's getting bad. It's really getting bad. So over
the weekend, we needed groceries from the store. So what
my trick is. I feel like, if I have to
do the cooking, then Big Tim needs to go to
the store, So I will like text him what I
need while I'm at church, Like okay, he's like cool.
So but now he's gotten to the point where he
doesn't want to go into the store. So we now
and we're not planners. We're both Sagittarius, so everything is
(00:45):
the seat of our pants. Oh yeah, so we always
wait to the last minute. But this weekend I was like,
I'm not going. He's like, I'm not going so we
try to do a target pickup order. But the target
is like thirty minutes from our house, the one that
we go to that does the good drop off I
mean pickups because they don't always have everything, so you
have to find the location that has everything.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
So what do we do?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
We literally wait, we order it. It takes two hours
for them to agree for your order to be right
minimum to hours two hours, so then we wait two hours.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Now we're starving.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
We drive twenty minutes four more to the target just
so we could sit in the car, and they bring
the bag to the window at the car.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
That is lazy.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Why don't you just have a delivery?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
We drove past sixteen stores before we got to where
we're going, and we.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Can't have it delivery because we're so last minute.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
So if you ask for delivery that's a four hour wait,
then I'm not cooking until tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
It's a whole thing.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
But they have different ones that trust me as probably
the laziest guy in the room. Day, they have other
ones that will bring it to you faster. Instacr will
bring it to you faster. Uber has different ones that
will bring it to you faster.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Every time I try that on a Sunday, and I
think it's in a like a high demand hour. They
tell me like, oh, they'll let me place in order
and saying it'll come in two hours. Right then the
time will update and they'll say, oh, it won't be
here until like eight.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
I can't.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
I can't do that. But yes, I'm that lazy. I
don't want to go in the store anymore.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
I'm the guy that'll be watching TikTok. I guess this
isn't that lazy. But it'll be like some recipe that
looks good, and I'll just get on Instacart right then
and there at like three in the afternoon, and I'll
order the stuff. It shows up an hour later. I
make it, and then I don't want to eat it
because I just wanted to make it. I just I
don't want to clean anything either, so I do all that,
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but I just I make the food. You guys know,
I'm famous. I make the food and it's like, oh,
that looks there was a lot of work and whatever
because I saw I do on TikTok, you look good.
And then by the time it's done, I'm like, I
kind of want something else. I don't really want to
eat it anymore.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
I brought stuff in here. Soup was sood soup one day. Yeah,
I forgot what that was. Yeah, it was carrot ginger
soup on me.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Or something something ginger.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
I wound up with like eighty seven carrots one day.
I don't remember how I over ordered carrots, but I ordered.
I'm not even gonna say how many times I ordered
DoorDash this weekend. Four times? Whoa, I think I ordered four?
That's cool, Good for you, bro. I always ordered breakfast
on the weekend. Only on the weekend, though I order.
It's like my little weekend. Okay, what's the fourth one?
(03:08):
So there's breakfast, lunch, and dinner and then well no,
I only ordered it to come on now, I'm not
completely said, I don't want three meals a day. Every
time I breakfast and dinner, I think twice twice in
three days?
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Oh yeah, yeah, gotcha. Yeah is that just so bad?
Got it? What is other ladies lazy stuff that you do?
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Well, that's really the laziest thing that I do.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
You know.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
I just got around to start to use a dishwasher.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Like I try not to be a lazy girl because
I feel like I'm gonna be judged.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
But now I'm trying.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I'm stepping into my lazy life, and I don't want
to go in anybody's store.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
A lot of other things in life I don't want
to have.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
That's how I feel.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
I love the store, yeah, because there's always You're always
gonna find something that you don't need to buy, but
you end up like.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Exactly.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
So people always say to me, like you, you probably
are spending too much when you order delivery. You got
to pay to tip and it, you know, the premium whatever, whatever, whatever.
But what I don't wind up doing is going to
the store and buying food because I never go to
the store when I'm not hungry. I'm always hungry. If
I'm going to the store, it's I am famished. And
then I walk in there and I buy everything. I
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probably spend double what I should because I want everything
because I'm hungry, and then I go home and take
a little bite of everything I just bought.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Is terrible.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
At least, if I order the delivery groceries, the only
thing I'm getting is what I ordered, and that's it.
The same with the delivery food. People say you're spending
too much money. Maybe, but there's no waste because I
order what I'm gonna eat, I eat it, it's gone
and there's no food left. I can't eat anything else.
It is lazy, and I do pay too much. But
tried shopping and cooking for one person every day?
Speaker 6 (04:46):
Well, like, if you get stuff to make sandwiches, do
you know how much cheaper that is to have a
sandwich every day for lunch for a week?
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Ye? But what if I don't want that kind of
sandwich every day? What if I don't want turkey every day?
Speaker 3 (04:56):
What I want? I want to right?
Speaker 7 (05:00):
Yeah, right, I've been eating peanut butter and jelly for
lunch for the last three weeks.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
That's right, I've been eating here for the last three
or two years.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Where you were gonna do that? Anyway?
Speaker 8 (05:12):
I don't like I know Monday sometimes the big boss
Man gets breakfast and hopefully he brings breakfast today because
I'm hungry, frightened, key talking about me, lazy, My legs
hurt from run Disney this past weekend.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Are you one of those people?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
You're one of those people bragging about running, Well, you
probably got one of those bumper stickers in the back
of your car too. Whatever did you fly to Disney
or did you did you walk there or did you
run there?
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Or did you run there?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
You flew to Disney? How lazy? What comes to mind
for you guys?
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Though? Nothing.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
We're just just kicking, just the laziest. You're just like
mine is definitely laundry. Like so I'll do laundry and
then it'll like I hang, you know, I don't dry
my shirts or whatever. That'll hang. They don't sit there
for a few days. I'm like, it's already dry. And
then Jess put it all in a basket. She doesn't
fold it, she just throws it all like so, but
then I live out of that basket. Oh oh, it's
like my clothes are in there, my socks are in there,
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my doors in there.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
So I just She's like, did you put your laundry
with it? I was like, no, it's almost done, Like
it's almost time to do laundry again.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Oh, I've done that. I'll dress myself for a week
out of the dryerame h. Yeah, I have an insane
amount of Like I have so many like shirts and
I just wear the same stuff because that's what I
just washed. I washed it cleaned in the dryer. If
I just wear it, I don't have to fold it.
I spray it down with that stuff that makes it
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not wrinkling. Huh, you know there was too yeah, too
lazy to use the iron.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
I just don't know how.
Speaker 6 (06:40):
My mom used to tell me that I had to
start making my bed before school every morning, and so
I started sleeping on top.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Of all the covers so I wouldn't have to do it.
And she was so mad until.
Speaker 6 (06:49):
My grandma told me she used to do the same thing.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
When she was little.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
You guys, aren't I guess you're not as lazy as
I am.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Man.
Speaker 6 (06:56):
No, I mean I'll pass like five of the same
coffee store, like the walk in to go to a
drive through, you know, I'll drive out of my way.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
I don't want to get out of the car.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Oh, every place should just have a drive through. It
should just be mandatory, like, let's just not do this.
Why do I need to get out and walk?
Speaker 7 (07:12):
And no, too hard, Like it's kind of an adventure
to go in places. Oh no, like talk to people.
You never know what's going to be inside, I know,
but like going inside to order something like that's fine.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
I mean a lot of stuff near my house is closed,
but there used to be like a CBS across the street.
Theory is a target about a block away, and I
will still lay in my bed and get on Amazon
and order whatever, like if I need light bulbs or
paper towels. I'm not the worst toothpaste. I could have
it right now. No, I'd rather just you just delivered it.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
How do you feel that that doordask person's like, oh,
he needs toothpaste, and he goes to the CBS across
the street from your house.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
So the toothpaste then walks across the street to deliver.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
That actually happened to me one time. So I was
so hungover I wanted shakeshack. There's a shakeshack walking distance
from my home, and I don't I don't know.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
I just whatever. I ordered it.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
I don't care, and I don't care where from where
they get it either. There's a Shakeshack not close to
my house either. I don't know where they're going to
pick it up. I don't care. I want a shakeshack.
I was willing to pay for it. I was hungover.
I didn't want to leave my house, so I order
it and the dude shows up to my building and
there's a guy in the building that lets you up.
And the guy, actually the door desk guy, says to
the doorman, Hey, does this guy realize how close the
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shakeshack is? Like?
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Is he that like? Says to the door guy, is
he that lazy?
Speaker 1 (08:32):
And so the door guy calls to tell me that
he's coming up the elevator and he tells me this. Hey,
the doornash guy is very offended and how close this was.
And so I opened the door and I get into
it with the guy. I'm like, you just got tipped,
you just got paid. I am lazy. I admit that
I am lazy. What do you care? What do you
it's easier for you help me? Like, what do you
care if it's ten feet or thirty miles?
Speaker 3 (08:54):
What does it matter?
Speaker 5 (08:55):
You love that you didn't do the whole. I got
three kids here, I can't leave. How you know saying
we're just hungry.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
I just wanted food. I didn't think about it. You
see all this doctor sue stuff come out? Do you
think this is mine?
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
My kids trying to bathe them, watch them, and you're complaining.
Just a single dad out here to rate seven kids?
Speaker 7 (09:19):
All right?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
And here you are complaining making money out of here,
and then I take my food, eat it myself all
by myself.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Talk about Yeah, they talk better than on the Fred Show.
I'm like getting him. I pay you for this. I
pay you. It works, but like damn, that's why he's smiling. Yes,
you're paying them, Yes, and it works. I'm always happy
when it's over.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
But I'll never understand I've been saying this for years.
I'll never understand the people who like working out, who
say they like it. I'm always happy when it's over.
I'm happy with the results. I feel better. I understand
why you need to work out and move and all
that and eat better. I understand. But the people who
are like, man, I love it, No, I don't get them.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
I don't understand it. Have you ever eaten a pizza before?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
You? Ever had a cheeseburger that's like dripping that? I
like that? Yes, you know what I mean, dripping like yeah,
I mean just the nastiest, Yeah, nastier the better man.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Just just give it to me nasty or the paper
that it's just becomes sea through. That's what I mean.
Have you ever had that before? Because I like that?
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Yes, you know what I mean, I like writing in
our diaries, except we say them aloud.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
We call them blogs kale and go deer blog.
Speaker 9 (10:41):
So I have never felt older than I did.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
Over the weekend.
Speaker 6 (10:45):
Okay, So a nightclub what even is that anymore? Invited
me to go see this DJ set on Friday, and
I texted you a little bit about it, Fred, But
the DJ.
Speaker 9 (10:56):
Her name is Xandra. She's Alex Earl's best friend. If
you're a gens as Paulina, that's how you know.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
That's how she kind of came up.
Speaker 6 (11:03):
She didn't come on, and I was told this ahead
of time until twelve thirty to one, okay, twelve am
am oh, so I of course you know we wake
up early for work. We did this show and I'm
freaking out all day. I'm like, how am I gonna
do this?
Speaker 1 (11:18):
So the level of anxiety I would have had it
would be through the roof all day.
Speaker 6 (11:22):
So I had to I'm like, okay, well I got
to put myself down for a n app like I'm
a baby and I'm not a good napper, so I
had to take you know, some Benadryl to put me out.
So but I'm like, okay, now, what like what time
do you even eat dinner when that's gonna happen? Because
I was hungry, I eat early, so I'm like, okay,
now what So I eat dinner and then I'm like, well,
I gotta go get a coffee because I am tired.
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So I'm doing all of this stuff to go to
the damn club. And then I'm like, my sisters makes
me self conscious because they they dress differently, these gen zs,
and I'm like, well, I know there's gonna be a
ton of them there, Like what do I wear?
Speaker 4 (11:55):
How do I look cool?
Speaker 6 (11:55):
I don't want to be trying too hard, And I
ended up inviting my friend Tatia. It's her birthday weekend.
I'm like, this will be perfect. She loves a good club.
And so we get there and the bottle girls did
the sparkler thing for just us too in our little booth,
and I'm like, this is so not necessary, and I'm
literally like, girls, sit down, like, get yourselves a break,
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like I'll still to be no worries. Then you know,
a couple hours later, round two they come. I'm like,
you ladies, please, this is not necessary. So me and
Tatiana by herself, who by the way Tatiana couldn't drink
that night. But it's like I was just and there
were just so many young when I felt like were
kids in the club, and I'm like, Okay, I think
I officially might be too.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
Old for the club, which I never thought i'd say that.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
I was asleep for like four hours you arrived, I
got the club, I'd have been asleep for four hours.
Speaker 6 (12:48):
And I slept the entire next day. I woke up
at like four and I was like, where did the
day go? I'm going asleep all day? I might I
never thought i'd say I'm too old for something.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
I might be too.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
No. I saw the pictures that you posted from town,
and I just like I kind of cringed. I was like,
oh god, right, because I can remember back in the
day when that would have been exciting.
Speaker 9 (13:06):
I know, And what did I use? I mean, I
love it and I love her music.
Speaker 6 (13:10):
So it was fine and it was good with my friend,
But yeah, that used to be especially when I was
a little too young to be in the club.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
That was I was so thirsty for it, you know what.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
You know how I feel about the club. I love
the club. I love the club. I love the music.
I probably would have had a great time. I love it.
I loved it. I love the whole thing, except it
needs to happen around one pm.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
I'd finally be on board with you.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Now you know, I.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Have a concept and I'm working on it, and one
of these days we're going to do it. Even though
I was told by the suits it was a stupid idea.
I think if you're over the age of thirty, you
don't think it's a stupid idea to do the club
around five pm, maybe six, six to nine. We do
the club the club for thirty plus an exact same experience.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
We don't change one thing.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Everything's the same, the same douchebag bouncers, the same hassle
of an experience to get in, the same service, the
same DJ, the same because in the club it'll be
dark and nobody will know anyway. And then everyone's going
to love this idea because thirty plus and maybe even
some twenty somethings, you know, you'd have a nice dinner
maybe and then come to the club. And then we
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get hammered that it's nine o'clock when you walk out.
If you want to go to round two, they can
reset the club. Yeah, and you could go again, or
you could go home, go to sleep before ten, and
you'll wake up the next day. You won't feel as
bad because you didn't go to bed at three in
the morning.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
You went to bed at like nine or ten.
Speaker 6 (14:31):
I mean, you guys, did you realize while we're asleep, like,
there's a whole world happening outside. Oh, there were people
all over in the street when I walked home. There's
people up still.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
Yeah. I had no idea all that was going on
while I was sleeping.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Yeah, yeah, No, I think my concept has legs. I'm
ready for you one of these days. I'm glad that
you finally have joined me in nice quest.
Speaker 6 (14:52):
And of course I'm mothering all the girls like don't
go with him, don't do that, watch your drink, and
I'm like, okay, now I'm official.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Yeah, Adam. And the guy who manages to I think
you own's part of it. He actually said you're no
longer allowed to come. He said, who's the old lady
that you invited to come in there? And I should Anam.
I had nothing to do with it because she kept
discouraging people from drinking and going home with people. And
that's that's not our motto around here, and so no, yeah, yeah, no,
we're doing the club and people are texting now that
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they're excited about it.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
It's happening. We're doing the club, doing the club.
Speaker 5 (15:23):
I'm going to open a business next door that's going
to be a babysitting service. He's like, fine, drop your
kids off, you know, and then you go next door
to the club. Fine, But then then I worry about
you're driving party.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
We need to leave the kids at home. The kids
don't even be anywhere near the club.
Speaker 5 (15:39):
Yeah, can I bring my kids to the club, but
the headphone?
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Yeah, you would love the sparklers.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
There's no, No, you're missing the point.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
The point is he's going to feel like the club
when you were twenty somethings, all right, except it's going
to be the club when you're thirty.
Speaker 5 (15:55):
So with my other business, I'm going to open the
food stand right outside the club.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Now that you know, what I'm saying is brilliant.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Yes, yeah, like I think we should have it so
that when you walk out of the club at nine,
they just hand you a bag of food all your
way out. Oh no, no, they just hand you a
bag of food and then there's an uber waiting for you.
It takes you right to your house. No, I'm really like,
this is Lasia shrup. I don't know why. I don't
know why, Adam. I don't know why all these club
owners are not calling me trying to trademark my idea
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right now, I don't know why.
Speaker 6 (16:24):
Yes, you can place your order off an iPad while
you're still in the club or a QR coach. So
the food, so when you're on your way out, you
just say your name and you could have whatever you
want food wise.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
I like it. Oh you think I don't already do that,
Well I don't.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Where's the club I've never seen it?
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Well, no, I've been.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
No, but I've been sitting at a fancy restaurant before,
like having dinner with my fancy friends, and the whole
time I'm just like, I'm secretly ordering Portillo's. Or you
know when doy you just come out perfectly, Yes, yes,
there's nothing better. I show up at home the guy
oh yes, oh.
Speaker 6 (16:54):
My god, or it's right there on the oh oh
yeah yeah, dear blof.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
I know how to say this without said mean, because
I'm not trying to be mean. But there was a
high school reunion over the weekend that I know not attend. Well,
I don't know what was the last one. I don't
know what that one mean.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
You haven't attended one though.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Well, anyway, there was one over the weekend. I graduated
with like forty seven people or something from a school
in Arizona. I didn't particularly love the school. I didn't
really love the experience. Not the wrong with the people
that I went to school with. I liked a lot
of them. In fact, a lot of them I went
to school with from kindergarten all the way through twelfth grade.
But I couldn't make it. I couldn't make it. I
had stuff to do this weekend. I couldn't make it
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to the reunion. But I saw a picture, oh boy,
of the attendees, and there weren't many. They were like,
I don't know, I think maybe fifteen people attended at
the forty something.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
That's good. Well, it's not bad.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
Yeah, there's like twelve a year.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
You know. There was one girl in the picture who
I had a crush on my whole life, and she
could still get it.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
I think she's married. Was your friend there? The one
that came here?
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Well, she organized. Okay, oh man, you didn't go to
her thing. No, I'm sure I'll hear about that.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
There were a couple guys in the picture that I'm
just like, boy, you really are living this up because
you that was the probably the coolest you've ever bet.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
I still got the.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
Football, the letterman jacket on football team.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
We didn't have ant football team, sorry, varsity basketball jersey on.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
I just I don't want this to sound the wrong way, guys,
And if you listen to the show, maybe hopefully you
you know, think I'm okay. But I think I would
have stacked up all right. I probably should have gone
because I think that that would have been just what
I needed, because because I left that place, it was
a very it was a small private school and a
lot of smart kids there, and I wasn't as smart
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as the rest of them, and so I don't know,
I don't think people really knew what was going to
happen to me because I was kind of in the middle.
You know, I wasn't popular, it wasn't unpopular, I wasn't dumb,
I wasn't certainly wasn't the smartest. I kind of just floated,
but I left that place feeling kind of stupid because
people went to Harvard and Stamford and Yale and I
went to you know wherever I went. And I always
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wanted to do this, and I don't think anybody really
respect did it. I don't think anyone really thought it
was like a real job or like that I would
really do it, and I did it, and then I
recently lost a bunch of weight, you.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
Know, so like I should have gone. Yeah, I really
should have. I'm looking at this picture, going I stack
up just fine here. I should have gone, but I
didn't go, And it's okay. I feel okay about it.
Speaker 5 (19:17):
Yeah, because you talk about them high school, like you
just said, like you were in the middle of the
pack whatever, but now you're like super successful and you
should be most in that to these people that that.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Proved you, like that wanted to prove you wrong. You
know what I'm saying, Like I probably should have. I mean,
for selfish reasons. I think I would have done okay,
but I don't. They're just gonna ask me for money.
I don't want to give it to him. That's why
you don't want to go. Well, and I just I
don't know I looked at the picture and like, I
don't know how many high school reunions any of you.
Have you guys, ever been to a high school union?
You guys even old, you're old enough to have gone
to one day? Yeah, And I just I looked at
(19:48):
the picture and I'm like, there's the one guy. He's
he's doing the same gimmick he was doing. He's goofy,
and like, yeah, because he was cool. He was a cool,
smart kid, and I think that may have been the
coolest smartest he ever was. And like in the picture
he's like the same goofy look on his face. I'm like, oh,
we're doing that still, okay, And I don't know. And
then some of the people that were like really cool
(20:09):
don't look as cool. And I'm not trying to be mean.
I'm just saying, you gotta be careful. If you're listening
now and you're in high school or you're in grade school,
just be careful. Be careful what you say to other people,
be nice to other people. If you're at the top
of your game right now, I hope you always stay there,
but there's a chance to somebody who's not at the
top of their game right will rise.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Don't tell them they can't. Don't. Just be nice to people, yeah,
and do your best.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
That's what I feel like, because anyone who's been to
a high school re union, I'm sure in their mind
it doesn't always equate. Whatever's happening for you then doesn't
mean twenty years from now will be the same, vice versa.
If right now you're not thriving, in twenty years, you
might be thriving.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
And I hope you are.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
And if that's the case, you're gonna remember the people
that were like, eh, being mean. These are all very
nice people. I hope they had a great time. I
was unable to attend. Did you comment on the post?
Speaker 3 (21:07):
Nope? But I missed you guys. Well I didn't so
the photo maybe.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
I liked.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
I liked my odds there, And.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
I'm now about to go look and see if that
wonder who I had a big crush. I'm still married
because she's still she looks exactly the same.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
I don't know what their relationship said. It says, come down,
all right, it's the Fresh show and this is what's
trend and a.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Story here for Kiky. I'm worried about her. But first though,
Dave Matthew's Band, Foreigner, Peter Frampton, Cool in the Gang,
Mary J. Blige, let me see who else here, Ozzy
Osbourne's Share, and a tribe called Quest All going into
the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame October nineteenth, and
(21:55):
the ceremony will airlive on Disney Plus. If you have
one of those subscriptions, if you don't steal one from somebody.
Unlike Netflix, you won't be able to do that, though,
because Netflix has made a whole bunch of money since
they made it harder for you to borrow with air quotes,
your friends and families Netflix account.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
This is for you, Kiki.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
The House of Representatives has overwhelmingly passed a provision for
a potential ban of TikTok No It's part of a
ninety five billion dollars series of foreign aid packages. The
House voted three sixty to fifty eight in favor of
a bill that would impost sanctions on Iran and require
TikTok to divest it from its Chinese parent company Byte
Dance in two hundred and seventy days or face a
(22:36):
national ban. President Biden has already indicated that he would
sign the bill into law if it passes through Congress,
but it's unclear whether that's enough support.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
It has enough support in the Senate.
Speaker 6 (22:46):
I mean, you thought people storm the Capitol before. I'm
scared for y'all.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Two hundred and seventy days, Kiki.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
I can't say what I'm planning to do, but they
better you don't storm anything, right.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
That's all that.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
I don't really watched Insurrection Part two. Monkeys Lives.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Yeah, I would watch it on TikTok, but it's gone,
so have to be somewhere else.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
I guess I'll be on reels.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Tesla has cut US prices after a hard week so
last week they announced a recall of four thousand cyber trucks,
laid off ten percent of its staff.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
Saw a stike.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
It's their stock price fall below one hundred and fifty
bucks a share, wiping out all the games that it
made this year. But now you can get a great
deal on a Tesla. Everyone on the Model YX and
S vehicles. They cut the price by two thousand bucks.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
It's in there. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
I'm still almost eighty grand for the Model X. I
don't know if that's a good deal or will and
colleges in states where recreational marijuana became legal over the
past decades, so as significant but short term boost in
applications from top notch students, they also got more applications overall,
which is like in today's news. Yeah, college kids want
(23:56):
to smoke weed legally. I can't imagine telling my parents
like this is that's whe I'm I'm considering the following schools.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Because of legal marijuana.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
The number of applications for these states, colleges grew by
five point five percent more than colleges in states that
did not legalize. That means that colleges in legal marijuana
states received a temporary boost in applications. So yeah, yeah,
I mean like that would stop anyone. That didn't stop
anybody in college when for decades in an old pastime
(24:25):
smoke a weeding college, I don't get it. It's National
Girl Scout Leader's Day National When I say it like
that Girl Scout Leader's Day, It's National Girl Scout Leader's Day,
National Earth Day to Day, and National School Bus Driver
Appreciation Day. Guys, the fun fact today is about ferrets,
(24:47):
and this is life or death too. It's about ferrets
and it's about.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
Life or death.
Speaker 9 (24:52):
You have to do, Girl Girl.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
It's about a ferret named Charrelle and life for Death.
I'll tell you what it is.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
Nett that show.
Speaker 7 (25:00):
Next, the Fred Show is on Friend's Fun Fact Fred's Fun.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
We got people all over the country listening to us
today on the iHeart app, at least attempting to. I
guess it's cutting in and out. But why would they?
Why would everything work? I mean, let's just make it
as difficult as possible. I'm been telling you for years.
This is radio survivor. They want to make this as
difficult as possible for us to have success. But Morrisville,
North Carolina's post office has this bloud blast apparently, So
(25:36):
shout out to you, guys, thank you for forcing people
to listen to us.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
There.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Someone has us on an Orlando today. I mean, we'll
take it. We'll take it on the Iheard app. You
can listen anywhere. There's really no excuse if you were
to say, like, I'm out of town, don't care, Uh
check your localistics. Let us know where it's cutting out
on you right exactly. Oh, I didn't get up earlier today,
don't care? Podcast fread show on demand doesn't really matter,
(26:00):
But guys did you know that a female ferret, if
she doesn't have sex for a year, she will die.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Oh, she will die? Why you might, I'm sure you.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
The next question you're asking is why female ferrets go
into heat in their first spring, generally in February. They'll
remain in heat until successfully mated. If mating doesn't occur,
the females will succumb to a plastic anemia and die
a most painful death. Saying not that a plastic amenia anemia,
(26:35):
amenia anemia. Whatever. You don't want it, whatever it is,
you don't want it. So if a female ferret doesn't
have sex for a year, she will die. WHOA, The
same is true. I don't know if you've heard. The
same is true for a guy if he gets excited
and then nothing happens. It's a very very very serious
medical condition called a blue with a ballith. Yes, very
(26:58):
very very concerning, serious health matter affecting the world, and
we must stop it. We must eradicated a blue at
the ball.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Well, you didn't keep believing more Fresh Show next.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Welcome.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
The Fresh Show is on.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Good Morning Everybody, Monday, April twenty second. It's the Fred Show.
Thank you so much for having us son, We love you,
we appreciate you. If you missed anything today on the
show Kiki's Court, Waiting by the Phone, the Civil War
reenactment show Bis Shelling, The Entertainer Reports. Trending story is fun. Fact,
it's all on the iHeart app anytime. Search for the
Fred Show on demand. Maybe a tang today too, Maybe
(27:38):
we'll do a tang off air uncensured podcast as well.
Waiting by the Phone. In fact, if you miss that,
we'll do it here in two minutes. This is Kaylen's
favorite or one of them? Top five?
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Yeah, top five? Okay?
Speaker 1 (27:52):
From the vault the Entertainment Report. After that, what's in there?
Speaker 6 (27:55):
The celebrity who posted a very honest death tribute about
her mom.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Wow, I know.
Speaker 6 (28:02):
Can you imagine if someone did that about us once
we're gone?
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Yeah, death tribute an honest one.
Speaker 9 (28:07):
Yeah, like you were an a whole sometimes but r
I p Yeah.
Speaker 5 (28:11):
Who in the room would you want to write your yeah, obituary?
Speaker 3 (28:16):
Obituary?
Speaker 4 (28:19):
I'll be Kaalin, Oh, I would love to.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Maybe Jason not you? You know too much. I don't know.
Some days I think you'd guess me up, and some
days I think I'd be like sho, that's all his
exes or whoever. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
You would say this, never mind, This is why I
chose I didn't choose you. First of all, I don't
have a lot of xes xes that means I dated
them officially. I would have to date them officially for
them to be an X.
Speaker 6 (28:43):
Right, Kiki will have the graphic you'll look, you know,
slender trim.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
I would write a great story. I make half of
it up, but it'd be great.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Okay, never mind ab anybody but Rufio. I could write
like
Speaker 4 (29:00):
Chip and wrapped it up.
Let's talk about one of my favorite topics this morning.
It is being lazy. Oh there's nothing. There's very few
things that I'm better at than being lazy. I am
one of like, I am capable of being one of
the laziest people possible. And I will pay for the
honor of being lazy. I'll pay for the convenience. I
just will. It's just part of who I am. There's
just certain stuff I don't want to do anymore. But Kiki,
(00:20):
you may have reached a new level of lazy.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yeah, it's getting bad. It's really getting bad. So over
the weekend, we needed groceries from the store. So what
my trick is. I feel like, if I have to
do the cooking, then Big Tim needs to go to
the store, So I will like text him what I
need while I'm at church, Like okay, he's like cool.
So but now he's gotten to the point where he
doesn't want to go into the store. So we now
and we're not planners. We're both Sagittarius, so everything is
(00:45):
the seat of our pants. Oh yeah, so we always
wait to the last minute. But this weekend I was like,
I'm not going. He's like, I'm not going so we
try to do a target pickup order. But the target
is like thirty minutes from our house, the one that
we go to that does the good drop off I
mean pickups because they don't always have everything, so you
have to find the location that has everything.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
So what do we do?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
We literally wait, we order it. It takes two hours
for them to agree for your order to be right
minimum to hours two hours, so then we wait two hours.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Now we're starving.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
We drive twenty minutes four more to the target just
so we could sit in the car, and they bring
the bag to the window at the car.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
That is lazy.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Why don't you just have a delivery?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
We drove past sixteen stores before we got to where
we're going, and we.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Can't have it delivery because we're so last minute.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
So if you ask for delivery that's a four hour wait,
then I'm not cooking until tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
It's a whole thing.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
But they have different ones that trust me as probably
the laziest guy in the room. Day, they have other
ones that will bring it to you faster. Instacr will
bring it to you faster. Uber has different ones that
will bring it to you faster.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Every time I try that on a Sunday, and I
think it's in a like a high demand hour. They
tell me like, oh, they'll let me place in order
and saying it'll come in two hours. Right then the
time will update and they'll say, oh, it won't be
here until like eight.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
I can't.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
I can't do that. But yes, I'm that lazy. I
don't want to go in the store anymore.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
I'm the guy that'll be watching TikTok. I guess this
isn't that lazy. But it'll be like some recipe that
looks good, and I'll just get on Instacart right then
and there at like three in the afternoon, and I'll
order the stuff. It shows up an hour later. I
make it, and then I don't want to eat it
because I just wanted to make it. I just I
don't want to clean anything either, so I do all that,
(02:25):
but I just I make the food. You guys know,
I'm famous. I make the food and it's like, oh,
that looks there was a lot of work and whatever
because I saw I do on TikTok, you look good.
And then by the time it's done, I'm like, I
kind of want something else. I don't really want to
eat it anymore.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
I brought stuff in here. Soup was sood soup one day. Yeah,
I forgot what that was. Yeah, it was carrot ginger
soup on me.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Or something something ginger.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
I wound up with like eighty seven carrots one day.
I don't remember how I over ordered carrots, but I ordered.
I'm not even gonna say how many times I ordered
DoorDash this weekend. Four times? Whoa, I think I ordered four?
That's cool, Good for you, bro. I always ordered breakfast
on the weekend. Only on the weekend, though I order.
It's like my little weekend. Okay, what's the fourth one?
(03:08):
So there's breakfast, lunch, and dinner and then well no,
I only ordered it to come on now, I'm not
completely said, I don't want three meals a day. Every
time I breakfast and dinner, I think twice twice in
three days?
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Oh yeah, yeah, gotcha. Yeah is that just so bad?
Got it? What is other ladies lazy stuff that you do?
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Well, that's really the laziest thing that I do.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
You know.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
I just got around to start to use a dishwasher.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Like I try not to be a lazy girl because
I feel like I'm gonna be judged.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
But now I'm trying.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I'm stepping into my lazy life, and I don't want
to go in anybody's store.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
A lot of other things in life I don't want
to have.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
That's how I feel.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
I love the store, yeah, because there's always You're always
gonna find something that you don't need to buy, but
you end up like.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Exactly.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
So people always say to me, like you, you probably
are spending too much when you order delivery. You got
to pay to tip and it, you know, the premium whatever, whatever, whatever.
But what I don't wind up doing is going to
the store and buying food because I never go to
the store when I'm not hungry. I'm always hungry. If
I'm going to the store, it's I am famished. And
then I walk in there and I buy everything. I
(04:15):
probably spend double what I should because I want everything
because I'm hungry, and then I go home and take
a little bite of everything I just bought.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Is terrible.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
At least, if I order the delivery groceries, the only
thing I'm getting is what I ordered, and that's it.
The same with the delivery food. People say you're spending
too much money. Maybe, but there's no waste because I
order what I'm gonna eat, I eat it, it's gone
and there's no food left. I can't eat anything else.
It is lazy, and I do pay too much. But
tried shopping and cooking for one person every day?
Speaker 6 (04:46):
Well, like, if you get stuff to make sandwiches, do
you know how much cheaper that is to have a
sandwich every day for lunch for a week?
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Ye? But what if I don't want that kind of
sandwich every day? What if I don't want turkey every day?
Speaker 3 (04:56):
What I want? I want to right?
Speaker 7 (05:00):
Yeah, right, I've been eating peanut butter and jelly for
lunch for the last three weeks.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
That's right, I've been eating here for the last three
or two years.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Where you were gonna do that? Anyway?
Speaker 8 (05:12):
I don't like I know Monday sometimes the big boss
Man gets breakfast and hopefully he brings breakfast today because
I'm hungry, frightened, key talking about me, lazy, My legs
hurt from run Disney this past weekend.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Are you one of those people?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
You're one of those people bragging about running, Well, you
probably got one of those bumper stickers in the back
of your car too. Whatever did you fly to Disney
or did you did you walk there or did you
run there?
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Or did you run there?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
You flew to Disney? How lazy? What comes to mind
for you guys?
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Though? Nothing.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
We're just just kicking, just the laziest. You're just like
mine is definitely laundry. Like so I'll do laundry and
then it'll like I hang, you know, I don't dry
my shirts or whatever. That'll hang. They don't sit there
for a few days. I'm like, it's already dry. And
then Jess put it all in a basket. She doesn't
fold it, she just throws it all like so, but
then I live out of that basket. Oh oh, it's
like my clothes are in there, my socks are in there,
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my doors in there.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
So I just She's like, did you put your laundry
with it? I was like, no, it's almost done, Like
it's almost time to do laundry again.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Oh, I've done that. I'll dress myself for a week
out of the dryerame h. Yeah, I have an insane
amount of Like I have so many like shirts and
I just wear the same stuff because that's what I
just washed. I washed it cleaned in the dryer. If
I just wear it, I don't have to fold it.
I spray it down with that stuff that makes it
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not wrinkling. Huh, you know there was too yeah, too
lazy to use the iron.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
I just don't know how.
Speaker 6 (06:40):
My mom used to tell me that I had to
start making my bed before school every morning, and so
I started sleeping on top.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Of all the covers so I wouldn't have to do it.
And she was so mad until.
Speaker 6 (06:49):
My grandma told me she used to do the same thing.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
When she was little.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
You guys, aren't I guess you're not as lazy as
I am.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Man.
Speaker 6 (06:56):
No, I mean I'll pass like five of the same
coffee store, like the walk in to go to a
drive through, you know, I'll drive out of my way.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
I don't want to get out of the car.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Oh, every place should just have a drive through. It
should just be mandatory, like, let's just not do this.
Why do I need to get out and walk?
Speaker 7 (07:12):
And no, too hard, Like it's kind of an adventure
to go in places. Oh no, like talk to people.
You never know what's going to be inside, I know,
but like going inside to order something like that's fine.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
I mean a lot of stuff near my house is closed,
but there used to be like a CBS across the street.
Theory is a target about a block away, and I
will still lay in my bed and get on Amazon
and order whatever, like if I need light bulbs or
paper towels. I'm not the worst toothpaste. I could have
it right now. No, I'd rather just you just delivered it.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
How do you feel that that doordask person's like, oh,
he needs toothpaste, and he goes to the CBS across
the street from your house.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
So the toothpaste then walks across the street to deliver.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
That actually happened to me one time. So I was
so hungover I wanted shakeshack. There's a shakeshack walking distance
from my home, and I don't I don't know.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
I just whatever. I ordered it.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
I don't care, and I don't care where from where
they get it either. There's a Shakeshack not close to
my house either. I don't know where they're going to
pick it up. I don't care. I want a shakeshack.
I was willing to pay for it. I was hungover.
I didn't want to leave my house, so I order
it and the dude shows up to my building and
there's a guy in the building that lets you up.
And the guy, actually the door desk guy, says to
the doorman, Hey, does this guy realize how close the
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shakeshack is? Like?
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Is he that like? Says to the door guy, is
he that lazy?
Speaker 1 (08:32):
And so the door guy calls to tell me that
he's coming up the elevator and he tells me this. Hey,
the doornash guy is very offended and how close this was.
And so I opened the door and I get into
it with the guy. I'm like, you just got tipped,
you just got paid. I am lazy. I admit that
I am lazy. What do you care? What do you
it's easier for you help me? Like, what do you
care if it's ten feet or thirty miles?
Speaker 3 (08:54):
What does it matter?
Speaker 5 (08:55):
You love that you didn't do the whole. I got
three kids here, I can't leave. How you know saying
we're just hungry.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
I just wanted food. I didn't think about it. You
see all this doctor sue stuff come out? Do you
think this is mine?
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
My kids trying to bathe them, watch them, and you're complaining.
Just a single dad out here to rate seven kids?
Speaker 7 (09:19):
All right?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
And here you are complaining making money out of here,
and then I take my food, eat it myself all
by myself.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Talk about Yeah, they talk better than on the Fred Show.
I'm like getting him. I pay you for this. I
pay you. It works, but like damn, that's why he's smiling. Yes,
you're paying them, Yes, and it works. I'm always happy
when it's over.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
But I'll never understand I've been saying this for years.
I'll never understand the people who like working out, who
say they like it. I'm always happy when it's over.
I'm happy with the results. I feel better. I understand
why you need to work out and move and all
that and eat better. I understand. But the people who
are like, man, I love it, No, I don't get them.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
I don't understand it. Have you ever eaten a pizza before?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
You? Ever had a cheeseburger that's like dripping that? I
like that? Yes, you know what I mean, dripping like yeah,
I mean just the nastiest, Yeah, nastier the better man.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Just just give it to me nasty or the paper
that it's just becomes sea through. That's what I mean.
Have you ever had that before? Because I like that?
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Yes, you know what I mean, I like writing in
our diaries, except we say them aloud.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
We call them blogs kale and go deer blog.
Speaker 9 (10:41):
So I have never felt older than I did.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
Over the weekend.
Speaker 6 (10:45):
Okay, So a nightclub what even is that anymore? Invited
me to go see this DJ set on Friday, and
I texted you a little bit about it, Fred, But
the DJ.
Speaker 9 (10:56):
Her name is Xandra. She's Alex Earl's best friend. If
you're a gens as Paulina, that's how you know.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
That's how she kind of came up.
Speaker 6 (11:03):
She didn't come on, and I was told this ahead
of time until twelve thirty to one, okay, twelve am
am oh, so I of course you know we wake
up early for work. We did this show and I'm
freaking out all day. I'm like, how am I gonna
do this?
Speaker 1 (11:18):
So the level of anxiety I would have had it
would be through the roof all day.
Speaker 6 (11:22):
So I had to I'm like, okay, well I got
to put myself down for a n app like I'm
a baby and I'm not a good napper, so I
had to take you know, some Benadryl to put me out.
So but I'm like, okay, now, what like what time
do you even eat dinner when that's gonna happen? Because
I was hungry, I eat early, so I'm like, okay,
now what So I eat dinner and then I'm like, well,
I gotta go get a coffee because I am tired.
(11:43):
So I'm doing all of this stuff to go to
the damn club. And then I'm like, my sisters makes
me self conscious because they they dress differently, these gen zs,
and I'm like, well, I know there's gonna be a
ton of them there, Like what do I wear?
Speaker 4 (11:55):
How do I look cool?
Speaker 6 (11:55):
I don't want to be trying too hard, And I
ended up inviting my friend Tatia. It's her birthday weekend.
I'm like, this will be perfect. She loves a good club.
And so we get there and the bottle girls did
the sparkler thing for just us too in our little booth,
and I'm like, this is so not necessary, and I'm
literally like, girls, sit down, like, get yourselves a break,
(12:17):
like I'll still to be no worries. Then you know,
a couple hours later, round two they come. I'm like,
you ladies, please, this is not necessary. So me and
Tatiana by herself, who by the way Tatiana couldn't drink
that night. But it's like I was just and there
were just so many young when I felt like were
kids in the club, and I'm like, Okay, I think
I officially might be too.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
Old for the club, which I never thought i'd say that.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
I was asleep for like four hours you arrived, I
got the club, I'd have been asleep for four hours.
Speaker 6 (12:48):
And I slept the entire next day. I woke up
at like four and I was like, where did the
day go? I'm going asleep all day? I might I
never thought i'd say I'm too old for something.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
I might be too.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
No. I saw the pictures that you posted from town,
and I just like I kind of cringed. I was like,
oh god, right, because I can remember back in the
day when that would have been exciting.
Speaker 9 (13:06):
I know, And what did I use? I mean, I
love it and I love her music.
Speaker 6 (13:10):
So it was fine and it was good with my friend,
But yeah, that used to be especially when I was
a little too young to be in the club.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
That was I was so thirsty for it, you know what.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
You know how I feel about the club. I love
the club. I love the club. I love the music.
I probably would have had a great time. I love it.
I loved it. I love the whole thing, except it
needs to happen around one pm.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
I'd finally be on board with you.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Now you know, I.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Have a concept and I'm working on it, and one
of these days we're going to do it. Even though
I was told by the suits it was a stupid idea.
I think if you're over the age of thirty, you
don't think it's a stupid idea to do the club
around five pm, maybe six, six to nine. We do
the club the club for thirty plus an exact same experience.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
We don't change one thing.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Everything's the same, the same douchebag bouncers, the same hassle
of an experience to get in, the same service, the
same DJ, the same because in the club it'll be
dark and nobody will know anyway. And then everyone's going
to love this idea because thirty plus and maybe even
some twenty somethings, you know, you'd have a nice dinner
maybe and then come to the club. And then we
(14:14):
get hammered that it's nine o'clock when you walk out.
If you want to go to round two, they can
reset the club. Yeah, and you could go again, or
you could go home, go to sleep before ten, and
you'll wake up the next day. You won't feel as
bad because you didn't go to bed at three in
the morning.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
You went to bed at like nine or ten.
Speaker 6 (14:31):
I mean, you guys, did you realize while we're asleep, like,
there's a whole world happening outside. Oh, there were people
all over in the street when I walked home. There's
people up still.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
Yeah. I had no idea all that was going on
while I was sleeping.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Yeah, yeah, No, I think my concept has legs. I'm
ready for you one of these days. I'm glad that
you finally have joined me in nice quest.
Speaker 6 (14:52):
And of course I'm mothering all the girls like don't
go with him, don't do that, watch your drink, and
I'm like, okay, now I'm official.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Yeah, Adam. And the guy who manages to I think
you own's part of it. He actually said you're no
longer allowed to come. He said, who's the old lady
that you invited to come in there? And I should Anam.
I had nothing to do with it because she kept
discouraging people from drinking and going home with people. And
that's that's not our motto around here, and so no, yeah, yeah, no,
we're doing the club and people are texting now that
(15:20):
they're excited about it.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
It's happening. We're doing the club, doing the club.
Speaker 5 (15:23):
I'm going to open a business next door that's going
to be a babysitting service. He's like, fine, drop your
kids off, you know, and then you go next door
to the club. Fine, But then then I worry about
you're driving party.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
We need to leave the kids at home. The kids
don't even be anywhere near the club.
Speaker 5 (15:39):
Yeah, can I bring my kids to the club, but
the headphone?
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Yeah, you would love the sparklers.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
There's no, No, you're missing the point.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
The point is he's going to feel like the club
when you were twenty somethings, all right, except it's going
to be the club when you're thirty.
Speaker 5 (15:55):
So with my other business, I'm going to open the
food stand right outside the club.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Now that you know, what I'm saying is brilliant.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Yes, yeah, like I think we should have it so
that when you walk out of the club at nine,
they just hand you a bag of food all your
way out. Oh no, no, they just hand you a
bag of food and then there's an uber waiting for you.
It takes you right to your house. No, I'm really like,
this is Lasia shrup. I don't know why. I don't
know why, Adam. I don't know why all these club
owners are not calling me trying to trademark my idea
(16:22):
right now, I don't know why.
Speaker 6 (16:24):
Yes, you can place your order off an iPad while
you're still in the club or a QR coach. So
the food, so when you're on your way out, you
just say your name and you could have whatever you
want food wise.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
I like it. Oh you think I don't already do that,
Well I don't.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Where's the club I've never seen it?
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Well, no, I've been.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
No, but I've been sitting at a fancy restaurant before,
like having dinner with my fancy friends, and the whole
time I'm just like, I'm secretly ordering Portillo's. Or you
know when doy you just come out perfectly, Yes, yes,
there's nothing better. I show up at home the guy
oh yes, oh.
Speaker 6 (16:54):
My god, or it's right there on the oh oh
yeah yeah, dear blof.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
I know how to say this without said mean, because
I'm not trying to be mean. But there was a
high school reunion over the weekend that I know not attend. Well,
I don't know what was the last one. I don't
know what that one mean.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
You haven't attended one though.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Well, anyway, there was one over the weekend. I graduated
with like forty seven people or something from a school
in Arizona. I didn't particularly love the school. I didn't
really love the experience. Not the wrong with the people
that I went to school with. I liked a lot
of them. In fact, a lot of them I went
to school with from kindergarten all the way through twelfth grade.
But I couldn't make it. I couldn't make it. I
had stuff to do this weekend. I couldn't make it
(17:31):
to the reunion. But I saw a picture, oh boy,
of the attendees, and there weren't many. They were like,
I don't know, I think maybe fifteen people attended at
the forty something.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
That's good. Well, it's not bad.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
Yeah, there's like twelve a year.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
You know. There was one girl in the picture who
I had a crush on my whole life, and she
could still get it.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
I think she's married. Was your friend there? The one
that came here?
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Well, she organized. Okay, oh man, you didn't go to
her thing. No, I'm sure I'll hear about that.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
There were a couple guys in the picture that I'm
just like, boy, you really are living this up because
you that was the probably the coolest you've ever bet.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
I still got the.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
Football, the letterman jacket on football team.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
We didn't have ant football team, sorry, varsity basketball jersey on.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
I just I don't want this to sound the wrong way, guys,
And if you listen to the show, maybe hopefully you
you know, think I'm okay. But I think I would
have stacked up all right. I probably should have gone
because I think that that would have been just what
I needed, because because I left that place, it was
a very it was a small private school and a
lot of smart kids there, and I wasn't as smart
(18:35):
as the rest of them, and so I don't know,
I don't think people really knew what was going to
happen to me because I was kind of in the middle.
You know, I wasn't popular, it wasn't unpopular, I wasn't dumb,
I wasn't certainly wasn't the smartest. I kind of just floated,
but I left that place feeling kind of stupid because
people went to Harvard and Stamford and Yale and I
went to you know wherever I went. And I always
(18:57):
wanted to do this, and I don't think anybody really
respect did it. I don't think anyone really thought it
was like a real job or like that I would
really do it, and I did it, and then I
recently lost a bunch of weight, you.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
Know, so like I should have gone. Yeah, I really
should have. I'm looking at this picture, going I stack
up just fine here. I should have gone, but I
didn't go, And it's okay. I feel okay about it.
Speaker 5 (19:17):
Yeah, because you talk about them high school, like you
just said, like you were in the middle of the
pack whatever, but now you're like super successful and you
should be most in that to these people that that.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Proved you, like that wanted to prove you wrong. You
know what I'm saying, Like I probably should have. I mean,
for selfish reasons. I think I would have done okay,
but I don't. They're just gonna ask me for money.
I don't want to give it to him. That's why
you don't want to go. Well, and I just I
don't know I looked at the picture and like, I
don't know how many high school reunions any of you.
Have you guys, ever been to a high school union?
You guys even old, you're old enough to have gone
to one day? Yeah, And I just I looked at
(19:48):
the picture and I'm like, there's the one guy. He's
he's doing the same gimmick he was doing. He's goofy,
and like, yeah, because he was cool. He was a cool,
smart kid, and I think that may have been the
coolest smartest he ever was. And like in the picture
he's like the same goofy look on his face. I'm like, oh,
we're doing that still, okay, And I don't know. And
then some of the people that were like really cool
(20:09):
don't look as cool. And I'm not trying to be mean.
I'm just saying, you gotta be careful. If you're listening
now and you're in high school or you're in grade school,
just be careful. Be careful what you say to other people,
be nice to other people. If you're at the top
of your game right now, I hope you always stay there,
but there's a chance to somebody who's not at the
top of their game right will rise.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Don't tell them they can't. Don't. Just be nice to people, yeah,
and do your best.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
That's what I feel like, because anyone who's been to
a high school re union, I'm sure in their mind
it doesn't always equate. Whatever's happening for you then doesn't
mean twenty years from now will be the same, vice versa.
If right now you're not thriving, in twenty years, you
might be thriving.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
And I hope you are.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
And if that's the case, you're gonna remember the people
that were like, eh, being mean. These are all very
nice people. I hope they had a great time. I
was unable to attend. Did you comment on the post?
Speaker 3 (21:07):
Nope? But I missed you guys. Well I didn't so
the photo maybe.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
I liked.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
I liked my odds there, And.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
I'm now about to go look and see if that
wonder who I had a big crush. I'm still married
because she's still she looks exactly the same.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
I don't know what their relationship said. It says, come down,
all right, it's the Fresh show and this is what's
trend and a.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Story here for Kiky. I'm worried about her. But first though,
Dave Matthew's Band, Foreigner, Peter Frampton, Cool in the Gang,
Mary J. Blige, let me see who else here, Ozzy
Osbourne's Share, and a tribe called Quest All going into
the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame October nineteenth, and
(21:55):
the ceremony will airlive on Disney Plus. If you have
one of those subscriptions, if you don't steal one from somebody.
Unlike Netflix, you won't be able to do that, though,
because Netflix has made a whole bunch of money since
they made it harder for you to borrow with air quotes,
your friends and families Netflix account.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
This is for you, Kiki.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
The House of Representatives has overwhelmingly passed a provision for
a potential ban of TikTok No It's part of a
ninety five billion dollars series of foreign aid packages. The
House voted three sixty to fifty eight in favor of
a bill that would impost sanctions on Iran and require
TikTok to divest it from its Chinese parent company Byte
Dance in two hundred and seventy days or face a
(22:36):
national ban. President Biden has already indicated that he would
sign the bill into law if it passes through Congress,
but it's unclear whether that's enough support.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
It has enough support in the Senate.
Speaker 6 (22:46):
I mean, you thought people storm the Capitol before. I'm
scared for y'all.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Two hundred and seventy days, Kiki.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
I can't say what I'm planning to do, but they
better you don't storm anything, right.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
That's all that.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
I don't really watched Insurrection Part two. Monkeys Lives.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Yeah, I would watch it on TikTok, but it's gone,
so have to be somewhere else.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
I guess I'll be on reels.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Tesla has cut US prices after a hard week so
last week they announced a recall of four thousand cyber trucks,
laid off ten percent of its staff.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
Saw a stike.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
It's their stock price fall below one hundred and fifty
bucks a share, wiping out all the games that it
made this year. But now you can get a great
deal on a Tesla. Everyone on the Model YX and
S vehicles. They cut the price by two thousand bucks.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
It's in there. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
I'm still almost eighty grand for the Model X. I
don't know if that's a good deal or will and
colleges in states where recreational marijuana became legal over the
past decades, so as significant but short term boost in
applications from top notch students, they also got more applications overall,
which is like in today's news. Yeah, college kids want
(23:56):
to smoke weed legally. I can't imagine telling my parents
like this is that's whe I'm I'm considering the following schools.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Because of legal marijuana.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
The number of applications for these states, colleges grew by
five point five percent more than colleges in states that
did not legalize. That means that colleges in legal marijuana
states received a temporary boost in applications. So yeah, yeah,
I mean like that would stop anyone. That didn't stop
anybody in college when for decades in an old pastime
(24:25):
smoke a weeding college, I don't get it. It's National
Girl Scout Leader's Day National When I say it like
that Girl Scout Leader's Day, It's National Girl Scout Leader's Day,
National Earth Day to Day, and National School Bus Driver
Appreciation Day. Guys, the fun fact today is about ferrets,
(24:47):
and this is life or death too. It's about ferrets
and it's about.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
Life or death.
Speaker 9 (24:52):
You have to do, Girl Girl.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
It's about a ferret named Charrelle and life for Death.
I'll tell you what it is.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
Nett that show.
Speaker 7 (25:00):
Next, the Fred Show is on Friend's Fun Fact Fred's Fun.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
We got people all over the country listening to us
today on the iHeart app, at least attempting to. I
guess it's cutting in and out. But why would they?
Why would everything work? I mean, let's just make it
as difficult as possible. I'm been telling you for years.
This is radio survivor. They want to make this as
difficult as possible for us to have success. But Morrisville,
North Carolina's post office has this bloud blast apparently, So
(25:36):
shout out to you, guys, thank you for forcing people
to listen to us.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
There.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Someone has us on an Orlando today. I mean, we'll
take it. We'll take it on the Iheard app. You
can listen anywhere. There's really no excuse if you were
to say, like, I'm out of town, don't care, Uh
check your localistics. Let us know where it's cutting out
on you right exactly. Oh, I didn't get up earlier today,
don't care? Podcast fread show on demand doesn't really matter,
(26:00):
But guys did you know that a female ferret, if
she doesn't have sex for a year, she will die.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Oh, she will die? Why you might, I'm sure you.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
The next question you're asking is why female ferrets go
into heat in their first spring, generally in February. They'll
remain in heat until successfully mated. If mating doesn't occur,
the females will succumb to a plastic anemia and die
a most painful death. Saying not that a plastic amenia anemia,
(26:35):
amenia anemia. Whatever. You don't want it, whatever it is,
you don't want it. So if a female ferret doesn't
have sex for a year, she will die. WHOA, The
same is true. I don't know if you've heard. The
same is true for a guy if he gets excited
and then nothing happens. It's a very very very serious
medical condition called a blue with a ballith. Yes, very
(26:58):
very very concerning, serious health matter affecting the world, and
we must stop it. We must eradicated a blue at
the ball.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Well, you didn't keep believing more Fresh Show next.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Welcome.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
The Fresh Show is on.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Good Morning Everybody, Monday, April twenty second. It's the Fred Show.
Thank you so much for having us son, We love you,
we appreciate you. If you missed anything today on the
show Kiki's Court, Waiting by the Phone, the Civil War
reenactment show Bis Shelling, The Entertainer Reports. Trending story is fun. Fact,
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Fred Show on demand. Maybe a tang today too, Maybe
(27:38):
we'll do a tang off air uncensured podcast as well.
Waiting by the Phone. In fact, if you miss that,
we'll do it here in two minutes. This is Kaylen's
favorite or one of them? Top five?
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Yeah, top five? Okay?
Speaker 1 (27:52):
From the vault the Entertainment Report. After that, what's in there?
Speaker 6 (27:55):
The celebrity who posted a very honest death tribute about
her mom.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Wow, I know.
Speaker 6 (28:02):
Can you imagine if someone did that about us once
we're gone?
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Yeah, death tribute an honest one.
Speaker 9 (28:07):
Yeah, like you were an a whole sometimes but r
I p Yeah.
Speaker 5 (28:11):
Who in the room would you want to write your yeah, obituary?
Speaker 3 (28:16):
Obituary?
Speaker 4 (28:19):
I'll be Kaalin, Oh, I would love to.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Maybe Jason not you? You know too much. I don't know.
Some days I think you'd guess me up, and some
days I think I'd be like sho, that's all his
exes or whoever. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
You would say this, never mind, This is why I
chose I didn't choose you. First of all, I don't
have a lot of xes xes that means I dated
them officially. I would have to date them officially for
them to be an X.
Speaker 6 (28:43):
Right, Kiki will have the graphic you'll look, you know,
slender trim.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
I would write a great story. I make half of
it up, but it'd be great.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Okay, never mind ab anybody but Rufio. I could write
like
Speaker 4 (29:00):
Chip and wrapped it up.
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