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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the Fresh show. This is what's trending.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
So at your school, when it was like chicken nuggets day,
that was going to be a good day, we're like
Pete today, that was going to be a good A
guy in TikTok that does cafeteria lunches. He's like a
cafeteria lunch cook and.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Every day you get to see what he made.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Some of it looks pretty good. The stuff he makes
for the teachers looks really good. The teachers get like
special food.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Really. Yes.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
I used to eat in the teacher's lunch room every
now and then, just pop ins.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
No, baby, I was just the head of the class.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
You wouldn't know because you were a right you're out.
Speaker 5 (00:36):
Oh you probably blew them teachers, yo, sea mob coming
through the sea mob.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
That was at that.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Point, Kiki, you were out of the girl the girl
gang at that point, the sea mom. I was the
class president.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I see, and so you were allowed to pop in in.
This is a class president, yes, yes, this whole on
a second. Does it surprise you at all that Kiki
was the class president?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
No? Where do you thought it? Gattle?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Now this is my gabble from student.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Not at all.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
You are like, great, what a transformation gang leader to
student council president, just like judgment.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
From the streets to the courtroom.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Yes, yeah, No, it doesn't surprise me at all. You're
like a You're like a leader of people are followers
of Kiki, you know what I mean. Like you're almost like,
you know, exactly like likes like I might be the
leader of this show, but you're the You're the cult leader. Yeah,
(01:30):
you're the one that makes us all live in the
same commune together.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
I'm in this white night out of the exactly the.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Same I have to worship Kick every single morning.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Well, she spews all these uh writes all these hieroglyphics
on the board and says and speaks in tongue.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Every morning.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
But yeah, I used to sneak in there. Well I
was kind of invited, you know. Can I say that's the.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Last place I would want to be I was always
up to. Yeah, I would not want to go to teachers.
I used to get all the tea and the drama. Yeah, man,
I love that for you.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
That doesn't surprise me at all. My high school, the
best chocolate chip cookie. Somebody said, it's sad that people
spend nineteen hundred bucks on a lunchbox. Someone else texted,
also another text, I teach. I teach sixteen and seventeen
year olds in a wealthy suburb.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
This is real. The lunchboxes. Oh my god, two thousand
dollars lunch boxes.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Man, oh way, guys, this is terrible news and what's
trending this morning, even though I haven't chopped there in
many years. The fashion retailer Express has filed for Chapter
eleven bankruptcy in Delaware. The business filed papers yesterday announced
plans to close over one hundred Express stores. The Chapter
eleven bankruptcy means that the business will be undergoing serious restructuring,
but could continue to operate. The bankruptcy list expresses assets
(02:46):
and liabilities in the reigns of a billion dollars to
ten billion reps four. Express claimed that they saw bankruptcy
protection as part of plans to sell the company.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
How will I dress like a businesswoman in the club anymore?
Speaker 5 (02:58):
With a nice sweater, niceb necklace, a blazer, sockbun.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
How will I do that?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Did you ever go through the Express phase? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Yeah, we literally like the early two thousand girls who
were in college at that time were dressing like business
women in the club.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
I don't know what we were on. It was awful,
wow peplum Ta, I mean the whole thing, blazers. It
was not right.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
When I can remember the button down the guys that
started that structure it was structure was it was called
structure before and then they I think it wasn't expressed
the girls version, and then they combined the brand. But
oh yeah, no, structure was like knit button downs, like
and corduroys.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Oh yeah, yeah, Carpenter pants. I'm like, oh yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
If you were cool when I was in like middle school,
in high school, you wore Express, slash structure, you wore Abercrombie,
you were Hollister.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Was cool, American egles called.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Pack Son if you were like, you know, skater because
I was West Coast, you know what I'm saying. So
I was feeling a little surferish in Arizona where there's
no ocean, you know, some board shorts or whatever, you know.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Yeah, air Apostol was kind of on the border. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
And then before that, if you want to go way back,
it was like stuicy, no fear, hypercolor.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
What else quite the fashion girl? Remember you remember no
fear before you you don't.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Remember quick so no, we were wearing like Jibo straps
and cross colors.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Was actually yeah yeah for mayas for some foo Oh
yeah yeah. Your dad was a big yeah yeah, Sean
John all of it. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
It's very sad news today Express part of his trip.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Would you job an Express? Ever?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
No, I don't think they had plus size. I was
at Dots and Dab this store in the mall. Hell yeah.
And then you know the heavy girls we had to
like wear full like like maternity outfits are like grandma clothes. Wait,
oh yeah, it was bad. It was bad, but I
would make it fashionable. So like I would get a
maternity thing and like cut the slat the shoulders off
(05:11):
and like put my little beads on.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
It was the time.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
That's probably why you were the teachers they invite you
to because you were dressed like that.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Look at that. What did you get here?
Speaker 4 (05:29):
And design her fashion?
Speaker 5 (05:32):
Did?
Speaker 1 (05:33):
And Taylor Loft over the weekend getting here and Taylor
actually Stewart r a white house black market.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Was for the fashionable girls. That's when we got our slag.
When tour it came shout out the tour.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
I don't know what that is.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Yes, Tor usually go shopping with me a tour.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
It that was so funny.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Okay, Yes, it's like the fashion clothes for the for
the plus.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
I know that text.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
I used to work for the British school in Lincoln Park,
Chicagoland area, and those kids eat good. Sushi was regular
on the menu, was made by an actual sushi chef.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Oh I believe it. No, I believe that's crazy. Absolutely?
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
So I was saying yesterday that I've never seen a
Star Wars movie. Neither's Jason Brown, Right, I've never seen Again,
you've never seen half of the classics, or you've never
seen three quarters.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Of the class I haven't seen any movies.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Ye.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
So, but I'm I will not be going to see
a Star Wars movie at any point because at this
it is a conversation starter. Cam, Well, you've never seen
one either, of course not, of course, not because you're
sexually active. So, as we learned on the tangent yesterday,
if you haven't listened to the tangent, are you regretting
the tangent?
Speaker 5 (06:45):
I've never shared my whole life.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Yeah, No, I walked out here going what did I do?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
What have I done? I've never seen friends speechless in
my life. I never will this film. There was just
a lot.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
There was a lot for me to process there our
author uncentried podcast from yesterday, there was just a lot.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Your fighter flying kick did and you were.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Or hailing was involved, adult activities were involved. Someone else
I know was involved.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Dog partners, a dog was involved.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
I don't, I don't, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Like you can picture anyone when it was.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Just like you just straight upset it, like there was
no hesitation.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
I was like, WHOA, Yeah, that was something though, But anyway.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Take a different than any other day.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
So as we learned, came on sexually active. But the
tangent offair on Centric podcast, I heeart have anyway, So
I will not be seeing a Star Wars movie because
at this point it's just a conversation starter, all right,
And I got Roofield to tell me what happens in
all of them. However, if you've never seen any Star
Wars movies and you want to watch all nine Skywalker
Saga films, then a company will pay you one thousand dollars.
Financial buzz looking for somebody who's never seen a single
(07:54):
one of the Star Wars movies. They'll give you a
thousand dollars to rate and evaluate the movies from an
outside of perspective. You'll watch all nine films by release date,
which isn't necessarily the order you should watch them in, right,
If you had the option to watch and watch it, yeah,
you would watch the prequels, but you know episode one, two,
three before four five six. You get an additional one
(08:14):
hundred dollars towards the cost of streaming the films and
going to see episode one The Phantom Menace in the
theater for its upcoming twenty fifth anniversary re release. You
can apply it through financial Buzzes website. Star Wars Day,
of course is May fourth. Of course, who does want
to be with you?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Who doesn't know that?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
And a Belgian man don't even try this at home, guys,
because it won't work. But a Belgian man was pulled
over two times in a single month in twenty twenty two,
both times a blue up breathalyzer result that was above
Belgium's legal limit for driving well intoxicated. He's been acquitted, though,
on the drunk driving charges that he was hit with
because of a rare metabolic condition that he has in
which his body essentially produces alcohol. It's called autorury syndrome
(08:56):
or ABS like condition in which carbohydrates in the stomach
are for men did increasing ethanol levels in the blood.
So three doctors examine this guy and confirm a diagnosis.
So he'd been hit several times with DUIs or the equivalent.
The judge in the case noted that the man doesn't
experience symptoms of intoxication during an episode, but patients can
(09:16):
experience symptoms including slurred speech, stumbling, loss of motor functions, dizziness,
and birthing. And what his lawyer called an unfortunate coincidence,
he also does work in a brewery, a brewery. Only
about twenty people in the world, though, have been diagnosed
with this condition, which is not president birth but can
(09:37):
develop if other intestinal conditions are present. He's now in
a low carb diet, so his stomach won't produce as
much alcohol. So it just happens on his own for
this guy, HM, which you know, the ironic part is
that he works at like the man who produces like
he's alcohols.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
On his body.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Yeah, he works there. It's an unfortunate coincidence. That's his lawyer, right,
But you don't buy it.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
No, I feel like this is something's fishy going on, something, right, really, Yes,
this is a lie. This man does not produce alcohol.
He's a drunk and held a brewery and yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
He was testing too much of the product. Yeah, and
he just had a good lawyer. Okay, that's his bloodstream
because he works at a brewery. Right.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
I don't know. I can. I can believe it.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
You can from your body fermenting its own I don't
know anyway. It's National Lost Dog Awareness Day, National Picnic Day,
National Take a Chance Day, National Talk Like Shakespeare Day,
also National Parvo Awareness Day, and our friends at PAS
Chicago and forming and educating the public on the deadly
disease and how they've taken parvo head on and save
more than twenty five dogs with a new treatment.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
It's very serious. Parvo is Oh my god, it is.
I was supposed to fly god.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Well, it was twelve eleven puppies I think a couple
of weeks ago, and unfortunately all were affected with parvo.
Only one survived. Very serious, guys.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
So that's why Jason spells like bleach. If you guys,
can smell it.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Yeah, yes, because Jason may have found another dog.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Maybe it might have happened again, as we'll learn about. Yeah,
oh yeah, oh yeah, hang around for that.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
I was just unsure what parvo. I don't know what
parvel is. He just told you. I just told you.
It's a very deadly disease. The dogs. Oh I didn't.
You didn't listen. You didn't listen to how they did?
Like the hell are you listening to?
Speaker 4 (11:21):
Highly contagious.
Speaker 5 (11:22):
You can get it from like stepping in this, like
their paws on the same floor.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
It's like like even if one pot.
Speaker 5 (11:28):
Touches Jason and then Jason touches another dog, it's highly contagious.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Yeah wow, so yeah, yeah, so shout out to pause.