Designer Lunch Boxes

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Guys, the latest clue that you're poor, are you ready?
I don't need one account. The latest clue that you
are poor is that you don't have a designer lunch box.
What that's That's what's in everybody, designer, designer lunchbox. Now

(00:22):
the Stanley If that wasn't the status symbol of last season,
oh my god, fit into the lunch box. I don't know.
But those things were like they were expensive, weren't they?
How much were they before they started being resold on eBay?
The regularly fifty bucks for a Stanley and they were
selling for hundreds of dollars on eBay? Yeah, you know, thing,

(00:46):
there's already a new cup. We're over the Stanley's already. Well,
what's no award, We're into the designer lunchbox forty some
thirty five and then one, oh it's on Walmart one
forty Oh the pink one. Yeah, most that's the one
people were trying to what's a nail for one hundred
and forty dollars for a cup? Well it's pink, right,
it's a collective one in that case. Oh, I understand. Now,

(01:10):
A designer lunch box from Prada Balenciaga they're all making
lunchboxes now. Prada's re nylon lunch box case, which is
made in collaboration with Blackened Bloom, sells for nineteen one
hundred dollars and it comes with two stainless steel bento boxes,

(01:30):
a fork, a bamboo cover, and of course, an enameled
metal triangle logo on the outside of the lunch box.
Are you eating out every meal if you're rich? I mean,
if you got two thousand dollars lunchbox, then I don't
have Yeah, Like I'm gonna go get some sushi. As
if the nylon lunch bag alone is't enough, Prada also
sells a stainless steel cutlery set for four hundred and
eighty dollars, a stainless steel sandwich box for one hundred

(01:53):
and ninety five dollars, and a glass lunch bowl for
one hundred and seventy Balenciaga we'll set you back about
one thousand dollars or so they got this YSL looks
like a Happy Meal box. Yepy that one's eighteen almost
nineteen hundred dollars. The YSL McDonald's Happy Meal carrier but

(02:14):
luxury takeaway box comes in black leather or dusty vintage
brown gold vegetable tan leather with suede lining and an
interior pocket pouch pouch pocket. Yes, that one will set
you back about nineteen hundred dollars. So I just want
to I want everyone to this is your poor update
for the morning. Is that you know, if you were to,

(02:35):
I don't know, eat out of a paper bag or
I almost some kind of like igloo container, nylon, some
kind of soft sided thing. No oh no, no, not
this season, not in this house. Did you have a
lunchbox as a kid, friend, No, we had cafeteria. We
had to eat there at the cafeteria. Good. No, even

(02:55):
in great school, he had a cafeteria. Like yeah, yeah,
it wasn't good. And apparently now they've made it all
boie because they went to bougie school. But now it's
like you got Liken, you got like a you know,
poke bowls, and god knows what else. My sister tells
me she works at a bougie school as a counselor,
and she tells me about I mean, it's just ridiculous,
Like the lunch that they get. I mean it's like, yeah,
the fruit bar, smoothie bar, salad bar, soup bar, sandwich bar.

(03:22):
I mean, it's like, you know, come on, no, none
of this reheated stuff that we got when we were kids.
Which I don't know, maybe maybe they were at a disadvantage.
Yet I see it on TikTok. It's like the most
expensive high schools in the country. And then you go
to the cafeteria. It looks like the food court at
them all yeah businesses and there like someone's working at
a taco bell in the high school. Yeah, that's nice.

(03:44):
What was it like, get your high school? You wrote
your own food. Now, we had the typical cafeteria food
like the pizza, the chicken nuggets, and then on Friday
we would have pizza Hut, so they would bring in
and then you can get that. But yeah, I think
it was a scam because my my parents were required
to pay. You had to pay for the cafeteria like
you didn't. There wasn't any other way, so that was
probably just another part of their business scam. You couldn't

(04:06):
go out for lunch ever in high school. You could.
You could go out in high school. You didn't have
to go to the cafeteria high school. You could bring
your own lunch, and then I think it was sophomore
year halfway through junior year. You could leave campus after that,
so that was were allowed to leave campus. Well right, yeah, yeah,
but they were all the time. They would know if

(04:28):
you were gone at my school, where's Christopher? Right, where's
the goofy? Got with big ears? I mean, because they're
just there. Weren't enough people like you could look at
the quad and tell who was sick it on a
given day, like what happened? Where now goes? Is now
sick again? Damn it? Now with your sinus infections