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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jason, you you sit to use the restroom at home.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Right, Yes, most of the time. Yeah, mm hmm, okay.
Why so my aim is good because you live with
a man.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Yes, So I would think that there would be fewer
issues because I you know, I've heard of women asking
their husbands their partners to sit when they pee because
it like for some I guess, men can't keep it
all in the right.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
There's no bounce back, no splash back, and.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Then if you bring it on the seat, you knows gross.
I mean, so anyway, I understand all of that, Yeah,
but I don't I don't understand why anybody would have
to be asked to sit to pee as a man, Like,
I feel like you can either aim or clean yourself
or whatever. But you, on the other hand, Yeah, you
don't trust your aim. No, I do not trust my aim.
I feel like sometimes I don't know if you guys
(00:51):
feel this, but.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
It comes out different directionships, and it like tells it
surprises you, Like it's like you're like pointing that all
of a sudden, it's like, oh right, I feel like
where did why, like where did that come from?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Why are you.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Known to happen? I mean, you would think it would
be a little more directional. You think, like there's sometimes
it can be.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
Surprising, yeah, the right way, and they're just like it's
on the wall, and.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
I'm like, oh now I got a whole on a
second on the wall, straight right on the wall.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Yeah, had a ninety degree.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
No, and then you almost overdirect, like you're overcorrected, and it's.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Like, oh now, it's like oh my god. Yeah, see
how hard it is to be a man.
Speaker 6 (01:34):
Sometimes if you have like a string, like you know,
like the string on your pants, you know what I'm saying,
and it just hits the stream bom.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
You remember, it's the same for us, but we admit it.
You guys have never told us this.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Oh yeah, I've never had it come so one way
or the other. Then it really is up on the
wall it out no, Yeah, maybe I have weak stream
or something. I don't know, but just me being.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Lazy because I don't want to have to clean it.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
So I'm like, I'm smart though, smart, I'll just sit Okay, Well,
I wanted to share with you because I knew this
fact about you.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Who was I talking to the other day about it?
Often say something about somebody as something on the show.
I'm like, yeah, I know that already. I'm like, how
do you know that I know so much about these people? Like,
I really do? I know? I know a lot. I
know what's going on with a lot of parts of
your bodies, what's going on in your personal lives. I
know a lot of things. And so I knew that
(02:28):
about you. And when I read this, I just wanted
to tell you that one doctor says you're doing it right,
Oh really by sitting to pee as a man in
your own home. A study that was done by a
consultant urological surgeon at a hospital, so the proper way
for men to empty their bladders is to sit down
when they pee. So they shared a study that was
(02:48):
done by you gov that found only what you gov did,
what means we paid for this taxpayers. I found only
ten percent of men in the US sit down with
a pea compared to sixty percent of men in Germany.
He said peeing in the sitting position is the problem
way to empty your bladder as a man. He said
that some of the health issues that can arise from
that empty and your bladder include urinary tract infections, bladderstones,
(03:08):
kidney infections and somehow sprang the wall that one to me,
I mean, I understand a little errant, Like you know,
I understand it doesn't always not always linear, it doesn't
always go exactly where you want it to as far
as like I'm still I don't know, you might need
to see this urologist, oh, because I'm worried about you
(03:29):
aiming it here and it winds up like in it
stay one, stayed over.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
It does happen.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
And I literally thought of this last week and I
was like, why does this happen?
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Like why like there's one tube out? Why are we
going in different directions?
Speaker 5 (03:43):
You should see where it goes for us exactly. I mean,
whoa what do you what do you mean?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
You guys can't aim.
Speaker 7 (03:50):
It well, some girls can like squat and just just squat.
They just you know, make a negog and it goes
straight down, straight down. I've never been there.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
I happen to like sit down because it will go everywhere.
Speaker 7 (04:00):
It's like the It's like I don't know what's going
on down there, Like it got a couple of different tubes.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Yeah, it's like a sprinkler system, you.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Know, the wall like wait, it will be it will
be stopped where.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
It's like one of those showers like oh yeah, massage
heads different.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Top, It's like, who really, oh my god, Yeah that's
the thing outside.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Pruss is not easy.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
No care, I can't do it the things that we're
learning this morning.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
Can you stop the flow?
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Can you? Like?
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Yeah, okay, it.
Speaker 7 (04:28):
Wasn't it doesn't like feel great, but yeah, I mean
we just have to squeeze you guys.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
I don't when.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
You try and stop bust midstream either. Yeah, like if
you in the if you're in the middle of it,
and then it's like for some reason you got to stop.
It's not good.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
Why are we stopping trying to stop?
Speaker 7 (04:42):
I don't even know if I can you just randomly
drunk you can?
Speaker 5 (04:45):
Yeah, you could stop?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Yeah? How many you have to? You have to?
Speaker 5 (04:50):
It's you learn your you know, instrument, you know what
I'm saying. Oh okay, I didn't put it in sports mode,
you know, you know stuff to stream?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
No, why like why would go and.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Then stop when you're pee outside and you're afraid someone's
coming stop.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
I've never.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
Anxiety as well, like peeing in the bathroom and you're
you're peeing and it so you could hear it, and
then someone walks in the bathroom.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
You gotta slow it down, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (05:16):
You gotta slow it down, to slow down the sound
of it hitting the urinal.
Speaker 8 (05:20):
But you've never pee outside at all? No, no, no never,
If you've never gone camping, I've been camping, But like,
why are we paying outside? First of all, where am
I gonna hide outside? Like like the screen where they're like, oh,
she's that's not kiky over there. That's the bushes are
not big enough. I'm gonna need some tissue or seed.
(05:44):
I can't swamp that long. My knees get tired.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
So she go camping next to a holiday and express.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Sometimes you gotta go.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Man. Someone just texted fight five five nine one one
three five. Didn't the show just start? How we're already
talking about peace streams? Missed the first five minutes? You
know we didn't need to miss the first five minutes? Well? Yes?
And also this is you know, this is we're talking urology.
This this is health related. I'm trying to tell you
that a doctor says that man should be sitting down.
(06:14):
And so if you've you know, if you have been
trying to encourage your partner to do that because your
partner apparently has this ninety degree angle. Aim, is it
difficult for you?
Speaker 5 (06:25):
Fred? Sit down?
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Here we go. I got to stay in one room over.
I hate you and I love you all at the
same time. I really do. Christina, how you doing? You know,
(06:51):
I'm glad I got that. I really am. I'm glad
I got to them. What did you want to say?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
So?
Speaker 9 (06:57):
I just wanted to add to the conversation that I
had read an article, especially for females that when you're
going to the bathroom and you're purging your bladder, that
it's actually really important not to push it out. That
you're supposed to actually let gravity do it. Sing. You
don't want to force it out because you're actually ruin
the muscles in that area and it can lead to
(07:19):
further problems and incontinent how you get older, I.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
Have ruined it.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Yeah, I push every time, Okay, because I don't have
the kind of time I go a lot.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
I don't have that kind of time, you know, Yeah, goes, Yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Get every twelve to seventeen minutes.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
Yes, So what you need to do?
Speaker 9 (07:37):
Yeah? So what you want? So what you want to
do then, is you want to make sure that you're
doing your key goals, that you're seeing a pelvic floor
specialist because when you're older, you're basically going to end
up in diverse Oh oh okay, well I'm doing them
right now.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
Is that good?
Speaker 9 (07:49):
Okay, that's always good?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Right? Do one? Good? Yes? Okay, I just did one
to thank you Christina. I have a good day.
Speaker 8 (07:58):
Good.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
You know, to save lives over here. I don't want
to be in diapers, but you Yeah, sometimes I gotta hurry,
so I gotta push.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
So what am I doing?
Speaker 3 (08:06):
I'm scared to push?
Speaker 5 (08:08):
So you let grab it. You just wait there because
I wait for fifteen minutes.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
It do its thing. Yeah, let it flow.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Yeah, like apparently we just don't know where it's going
to go, right, Yeah. I don't get that part. I
don't get it. I mean again, I can under I've
never not been able to no. Please don't no, no,
please don't know. No video is necessary or I've had
enough of this topic. I was trying to help and
make cuent of man that dark forced to sit at
home like Jason
Jason, you you sit to use the restroom at home.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Right, Yes, most of the time. Yeah, mm hmm, okay.
Why so my aim is good because you live with
a man.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Yes, So I would think that there would be fewer
issues because I you know, I've heard of women asking
their husbands their partners to sit when they pee because
it like for some I guess, men can't keep it
all in the right.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
There's no bounce back, no splash back, and.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Then if you bring it on the seat, you knows gross.
I mean, so anyway, I understand all of that, Yeah,
but I don't I don't understand why anybody would have
to be asked to sit to pee as a man, Like,
I feel like you can either aim or clean yourself
or whatever. But you, on the other hand, Yeah, you
don't trust your aim. No, I do not trust my aim.
I feel like sometimes I don't know if you guys
(00:51):
feel this, but.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
It comes out different directionships, and it like tells it
surprises you, Like it's like you're like pointing that all
of a sudden, it's like, oh right, I feel like
where did why, like where did that come from?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Why are you.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Known to happen? I mean, you would think it would
be a little more directional. You think, like there's sometimes
it can be.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
Surprising, yeah, the right way, and they're just like it's
on the wall, and.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
I'm like, oh now I got a whole on a
second on the wall, straight right on the wall.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Yeah, had a ninety degree.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
No, and then you almost overdirect, like you're overcorrected, and it's.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Like, oh now, it's like oh my god. Yeah, see
how hard it is to be a man.
Speaker 6 (01:34):
Sometimes if you have like a string, like you know,
like the string on your pants, you know what I'm saying,
and it just hits the stream bom.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
You remember, it's the same for us, but we admit it.
You guys have never told us this.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Oh yeah, I've never had it come so one way
or the other. Then it really is up on the
wall it out no, Yeah, maybe I have weak stream
or something. I don't know, but just me being.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Lazy because I don't want to have to clean it.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
So I'm like, I'm smart though, smart, I'll just sit Okay, Well,
I wanted to share with you because I knew this
fact about you.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Who was I talking to the other day about it?
Often say something about somebody as something on the show.
I'm like, yeah, I know that already. I'm like, how
do you know that I know so much about these people? Like,
I really do? I know? I know a lot. I
know what's going on with a lot of parts of
your bodies, what's going on in your personal lives. I
know a lot of things. And so I knew that
(02:28):
about you. And when I read this, I just wanted
to tell you that one doctor says you're doing it right,
Oh really by sitting to pee as a man in
your own home. A study that was done by a
consultant urological surgeon at a hospital, so the proper way
for men to empty their bladders is to sit down
when they pee. So they shared a study that was
(02:48):
done by you gov that found only what you gov did,
what means we paid for this taxpayers. I found only
ten percent of men in the US sit down with
a pea compared to sixty percent of men in Germany.
He said peeing in the sitting position is the problem
way to empty your bladder as a man. He said
that some of the health issues that can arise from
that empty and your bladder include urinary tract infections, bladderstones,
(03:08):
kidney infections and somehow sprang the wall that one to me,
I mean, I understand a little errant, Like you know,
I understand it doesn't always not always linear, it doesn't
always go exactly where you want it to as far
as like I'm still I don't know, you might need
to see this urologist, oh, because I'm worried about you
(03:29):
aiming it here and it winds up like in it
stay one, stayed over.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
It does happen.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
And I literally thought of this last week and I
was like, why does this happen?
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Like why like there's one tube out? Why are we
going in different directions?
Speaker 5 (03:43):
You should see where it goes for us exactly. I mean,
whoa what do you what do you mean?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
You guys can't aim.
Speaker 7 (03:50):
It well, some girls can like squat and just just squat.
They just you know, make a negog and it goes
straight down, straight down. I've never been there.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
I happen to like sit down because it will go everywhere.
Speaker 7 (04:00):
It's like the It's like I don't know what's going
on down there, Like it got a couple of different tubes.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Yeah, it's like a sprinkler system, you.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Know, the wall like wait, it will be it will
be stopped where.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
It's like one of those showers like oh yeah, massage
heads different.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Top, It's like, who really, oh my god, Yeah that's
the thing outside.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Pruss is not easy.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
No care, I can't do it the things that we're
learning this morning.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
Can you stop the flow?
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Can you? Like?
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Yeah, okay, it.
Speaker 7 (04:28):
Wasn't it doesn't like feel great, but yeah, I mean
we just have to squeeze you guys.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
I don't when.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
You try and stop bust midstream either. Yeah, like if
you in the if you're in the middle of it,
and then it's like for some reason you got to stop.
It's not good.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
Why are we stopping trying to stop?
Speaker 7 (04:42):
I don't even know if I can you just randomly
drunk you can?
Speaker 5 (04:45):
Yeah, you could stop?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Yeah? How many you have to? You have to?
Speaker 5 (04:50):
It's you learn your you know, instrument, you know what
I'm saying. Oh okay, I didn't put it in sports mode,
you know, you know stuff to stream?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
No, why like why would go and.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Then stop when you're pee outside and you're afraid someone's
coming stop.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
I've never.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
Anxiety as well, like peeing in the bathroom and you're
you're peeing and it so you could hear it, and
then someone walks in the bathroom.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
You gotta slow it down, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (05:16):
You gotta slow it down, to slow down the sound
of it hitting the urinal.
Speaker 8 (05:20):
But you've never pee outside at all? No, no, no never,
If you've never gone camping, I've been camping, But like,
why are we paying outside? First of all, where am
I gonna hide outside? Like like the screen where they're like, oh,
she's that's not kiky over there. That's the bushes are
not big enough. I'm gonna need some tissue or seed.
(05:44):
I can't swamp that long. My knees get tired.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
So she go camping next to a holiday and express.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Sometimes you gotta go.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Man. Someone just texted fight five five nine one one
three five. Didn't the show just start? How we're already
talking about peace streams? Missed the first five minutes? You
know we didn't need to miss the first five minutes? Well? Yes?
And also this is you know, this is we're talking urology.
This this is health related. I'm trying to tell you
that a doctor says that man should be sitting down.
(06:14):
And so if you've you know, if you have been
trying to encourage your partner to do that because your
partner apparently has this ninety degree angle. Aim, is it
difficult for you?
Speaker 5 (06:25):
Fred? Sit down?
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Here we go. I got to stay in one room over.
I hate you and I love you all at the
same time. I really do. Christina, how you doing? You know,
(06:51):
I'm glad I got that. I really am. I'm glad
I got to them. What did you want to say?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
So?
Speaker 9 (06:57):
I just wanted to add to the conversation that I
had read an article, especially for females that when you're
going to the bathroom and you're purging your bladder, that
it's actually really important not to push it out. That
you're supposed to actually let gravity do it. Sing. You
don't want to force it out because you're actually ruin
the muscles in that area and it can lead to
(07:19):
further problems and incontinent how you get older, I.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
Have ruined it.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Yeah, I push every time, Okay, because I don't have
the kind of time I go a lot.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
I don't have that kind of time, you know, Yeah, goes, Yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Get every twelve to seventeen minutes.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
Yes, So what you need to do?
Speaker 9 (07:37):
Yeah? So what you want? So what you want to
do then, is you want to make sure that you're
doing your key goals, that you're seeing a pelvic floor
specialist because when you're older, you're basically going to end
up in diverse Oh oh okay, well I'm doing them
right now.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
Is that good?
Speaker 9 (07:49):
Okay, that's always good?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Right? Do one? Good? Yes? Okay, I just did one
to thank you Christina. I have a good day.
Speaker 8 (07:58):
Good.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
You know, to save lives over here. I don't want
to be in diapers, but you Yeah, sometimes I gotta hurry,
so I gotta push.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
So what am I doing?
Speaker 3 (08:06):
I'm scared to push?
Speaker 5 (08:08):
So you let grab it. You just wait there because
I wait for fifteen minutes.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
It do its thing. Yeah, let it flow.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Yeah, like apparently we just don't know where it's going
to go, right, Yeah. I don't get that part. I
don't get it. I mean again, I can under I've
never not been able to no. Please don't no, no,
please don't know. No video is necessary or I've had
enough of this topic. I was trying to help and
make cuent of man that dark forced to sit at
home like Jason
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