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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You brought this up the other day, Kalen. But but
this is brilliant. I want to talk about it. Eight
five five five three five. You can call it text
the same number. What is the cheap version of the
thing that you prefer to the expensive version of the thing.
For example, you were referring to seven to eleven pizza. Now, like,

(00:22):
I have the same feeling about Domino's pizza, and I'm
not even I'm not even singling out Dominoes. I mean
call it, like, what would you call that, like a
fast version? Yeah food pizza. Sure, I have no issue
with fast food pizza. I have no issue with fast food.
But I'm also not over here arguing that it is gourmet.

(00:44):
It's fast food. It is what it is. I can
still like that and also have some culture in my opinion. So,
for example, I like Domino's pizza. Every now and again,
I order it. We live in a pizza toub. There's
way better pizza all over the place. Gourmet pizza, deep
dish pizza, New York pizza, flat ass pizza. They got
the big, big, long time little whatever you want. They

(01:08):
got all that. I can spend many I can spend
fifty bucks in a pizza if I want to, but
sometimes I don't want to. It's too fancy. And that's
how you felt about the seven eleven pizza.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Yeah, if you know me, you know my medicine is
a frozen coke from seven eleven. Like for me, that's
the McDonald's ice cream machine. Like if the coke light
is blinking, it's I get very irate and have to
go to another seven eleven. So I was going and
I was like, you know what, their pizza sometimes just
like looks good, you know, to me, it just and
I'm not mad at a seven eleven pizza. So I

(01:40):
was going to get my medicine, my coke, my frozen coke,
and I got myself four slices, four of the seven
eleven pizza and I hate them all, and you know what,
I'm not mad at them.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
I am not mad at a seven eleven pizza.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
You know, I love my Jets, you know I love
my Detroit cele pizza, but I was not mad at
my little Uh it was like four dollar dollars.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Slice or three dollars of slice seven eleven pizza. Huh. Yeah,
people will go, oh ya, no, you don't have any
tastes you don't know, but this place has much better pizza. No, no, no,
that's not that's not what she's saying. What she's wishing
is in the moment, that's what she wanted. That's what
she got my Nana. I don't know why my nana
used to buy She used to buy grocery store cola,
like grocery store brand. Yeah, Nana had enough money to

(02:21):
go buy the name brand, but it got to the
point where I preferred. I preferred the grocery store cola
flavor to whatever, you know, expensive soda if you want
to call it that. And that was the running thing,
is Nana, do you have the Do you have the cola?
Because I don't want that? Why I have Coca com No,
I want them, you know whatever America's best brand or

(02:41):
you know whatever, like the off brand. I preferred it.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Dude, that bars will always be, you know, I'll order
my little Jack Daniels, and I love my Jack Daniels.
He's never done me dirty, never done me wrong. And
dudes will be like, you know, you could try like
the wood food or the this or that, and I
love a nice bougie whiskey, but sometimes I just want
my Jack.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Okay, So Kirkland tequila as somebody so, yeah, from Costco,
like the Kirkland brands.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
Whatever, Kirkland everything is better yeah than name brand.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Even Cosco clothes, as you would say, I like clothes, Well,
they do say some of the I've seen a lot
of different reviews on TikTok about that they are manufactured
by the A lot of people will take it's like
leftover from brands that we know we would pay a
lot more from. Hey, Nick, you prefer the cheap version
of what good morning? So I prefer the.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Cheap version of Kirkland or Costco toiletry so like paper towels,
toilet paper as opposed to like Sharman and Bounty.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Really is it it's as good better quality wise, I
think it's about as good, if not better. And it's
like seven dollars cheaper cheap. Yeah, there you go, it's cheaper.
So yeah, little Costco is the way to go, man,
a little leftover doudo on there. Cheaper. It's it's cheaper.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Right away, thank you, Nick one. Yeah, that's one thing
I don't well, I don't really skim.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
There's not a whole lot that I'm going I needed.
I must have the cheap version of it. But one
thing I'm not buying the cheap version of is toilet paper.
I'll spend money on toilet paper, paper, towels. That's a
little very sensitive right all over the place. Excuse me,
one fly, I will argue one fly.

Speaker 5 (04:27):
Toilet paper gets the job done, Okay, it doesn't leave
any residue.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
That's why I like it. Thornton gas Station hot dogs
on Point Gt Cola from Aldie. Come on now, the
fact you can my whole pizza from seven to eleven.
They'll make it for you. Oh really, A lot of
people saying, Aldie, just because you have a favorite food
doesn't mean you don't eat other food, right right? Yeah,
I worked for Costco. That Costco tequila is prime, Yes, sir,

(04:53):
Speedway Pizza, Yes, my girl, seven eleven big Bite hot dogs.
They're fantastic. Okay. Kirkland Vodka, Uh yep. Yeah, see what
about you revealed? I feel like you would be the
true connoisseur of the less expensive item. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
I grew up with the cereals on the bottom, you know,
in the bags, and they're all the same whatever, or
the ones from all the it's not frosted flakes, but
it's frosted quake.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
It's almost the same. Name the Tiger looks the same.

Speaker 4 (05:23):
I'm like, it's just it's I don't I don't see
a difference.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
Named Steve the Tiger. That's what my mom should have
been buying though, because like when I was in I
don't know, middle high school, I could eat a whole box.
I mean I could still eat a whole box of
cereal right now.

Speaker 4 (05:40):
But that bag, that bag was twice the size of
the bag that's in the cereal box too.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
Yoh yeah yeah a Thomas. So what Thomas? How you doing? Man?
Good morning, Good morning everyone. How are you hey? The
cheap version you prefer to the bougie version, what is it?

Speaker 4 (05:58):
I like those little cheap like have in a bag
tacos that they have at seventy eleven.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
They're like, no, they're not taketos. They're little tacos, like
bold over tacos. They're like little Jack in a box taco.
If you never had a X taco, you haven't lived yet.
And Burger King I guess too. Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah,
all right, fair enough. Those are good Thomas. Thanks? Oh well,

(06:24):
I was asking he's verifying. Thank you, Tomas. Hot Dogs
staying at home depot never misses. That is the lead.
It's just HiT's different. And it could be like they
could be serving like donkeys, you know, elbows in there,
and I don't know the right. That's what I'm saying
is there's something about a Saturday with my dad and

(06:46):
I'm like, it's like wood in the background and like
drilling and and I'm like, I'll take one of those
hot That's America, baby. Yeah, I don't care if it's
a folding table and questionable you know, sanitary school there.
I'm not worried about it. No, Yeah, I don't know.
People keep going on and on. What about for you,

(07:08):
KIGGI I mean you you are you once worked in
a fast food restaurant as well? Yeah, I mean you
are a true kind of sewer your vapor rub. You
gotta you got a whole TV show, a YouTube show
whatever about your big bag behavior.

Speaker 5 (07:20):
Absolutely, but it's not even just I mean, I'm I
grew up in an off brand house, so I prefer
my taste buds love an off brand moment. I don't
even want the real thing. Like I go to al
d and buy everything from there, and it just tastes
like normal. I was raised on like mountain slow.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Oh yeah, thunder.

Speaker 5 (07:40):
So I'm not bicky at all. I love an off
brand moment, y'all know. I use every the vapor road
her next, Vapo rub yeah, Vapo.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
So yeah, I'm with all of this. See I swear sometimes.
And that's the thing. You know, it's like, oh, a
taco bell. That's not Mexican food. I know, right, I know, great,
but it's it's delicious. I don't know what it is cream.
I have no idea what it actually is, but it
doesn't matter. I'm not trying to tell you that it's authentic, no,
not for one second's fire any day anytime. I mean,

(08:12):
we could go buy you know, fancy tacos anywhere, like
real fancy ones. Go sit down a real fancy they
got like fruit on them, or you know, I don't know,
vegetables all cut up fresh nights. Whatever that will cost you,
you know, twenty dollars for twenty dollars a time to
have the main That's what I'm saying. I don't even
like those bougie tacos. I hate bougie food, oh damn.
Like We'll take like normal food over any like paying

(08:34):
all this money for like pineapple on my tacos, Like
I don't need that. That's probably what your peace coming
at it and talking about it. Linda says a lot
of that, like jewel chips and stuff or just rebranded
name brand ships. I believe them. Yeah, yeah, See Linda

(08:54):
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