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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Yeah, they talk better than they tell me. These are
the radio blogs on the Fresh So it's like we're
writing in our diaries, except we say them a lot.
We call them blogs.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Kaitlin, Yes, Deir, you got a.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Brazilian blowout blog?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Yeah, yeah, Brazilian you know, Brazilian blowout.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
You know about that.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Yeah, that's a thing I know about the bbls.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
That's wrong. I was thinking, I know about those two.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
I want to do all the Brazilian things in Brazil.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Brazilian wax blowout, BBL okay, good.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Yeah, you're gonna come batter.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yeah in someone's basement. I'm down.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Yeah, concrete in your booty.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Yeah, Hey, I'll take anything at this. I need I
need them real bad.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
I read a comment from somebody online that you have
the bottom half of seventy year old.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
That's even my front half too.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
I don't know how that it's my front half.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I mean that that was a creative diss. I wish
the people that dissed me were as creative. But yeah, anyway,
I'd take it.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Away, dear blog.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
So, if you've been listening for a while, you know
I'm an older sister and there's kind of a significant
age difference. There's thirteen years between us, and there's a
lot of pros and cons about that relationship. You know,
I kind of had a hand in raising her, which
is really cool, and we have a very special bond.
But a lot of the cons are that, like I
know more than my parents know, and I need to
(01:30):
like take care of those things and hold those secrets.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
So, you know, I'm her friend on Snapchat, so.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
I see what she's doing, you know, fix I'm the fixer.
I'm very tired after having this role for so long.
But I got a text from my little sister the
other day, and the second I got it.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
I knew what was up. So she texted me, I
have an insane favor to ask.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Oh boy oh.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
The second I read it, I knew she wants money
and it's for something that she cannot.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Ask my parents for it. Okay, okay, And I said,
what's up?
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Today's a little crazy, like girl, I don't have time
for this.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
She basically got a very.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Expensive parking ticket, okay, and having her car up there
was a whole thing, and they didn't want her to
have it.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
By the way, I didn't have a car. I wasn't
allowed to have my car up there.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
That's also the blessing of being the second child, so
she very much could not ask them. And she said, Okay,
so I got a parking ticket. I have legitimate money,
so could you possibly send me the money?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
I'll pay you back.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Also, I can discreetly, discreetly ask for more money. If not,
I get it. I just didn't want to use mom's card,
So now I gotta pay for this. She is certainly
not going to pay me back. We can't tell our parents.
And because you know she.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Would get it.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Yeah, the money, I said, I venmote her the money
right away.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
You don't what to do in this situation? What do
you do? Then she got alone.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
You should have called it ant just ignore it, don't worry.
You'll forget about it in a different area.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Yeah, you know you guys, I am a sucker. And
also I'm like, why the hell do you have zero money?
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Like she works all summer and then my damn parents
also pay for her stuff. But of course no, I
have to pay for this one because she can't.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Tell them she's got the money. She just doesn't want
to use her money exactly. H she got to buy
them tickets.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
You know what I'm saying, people's coming.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
To town.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
For those two. She'll be like his uncle Jason, you know,
does he have tickets? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
So I love Pitbull, don't they? The twenty somethings.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
It is so odd, isn't it. She was like, I
will die if I don't go to this pit Bull show.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Corl and the moms. It's very odd audience.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
I don't understand this generation. But yeah, no, so Ill
could be worse, though Caylen could.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
I was, well, I figured if we were going with
it on the air, wasn't too crazy. But my sister's
eight years younger, and I'm fortunate knock on wood well
now that she has grown up. But she never came
to me for anything that was like so dire that
that I had to keep it from my parents.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Nothing like yeah you were in the.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Room, Yeah yeah, she couldn't come to you.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
She probably called your aunt. You got a cool aunt, yeah,
you know, probably the Paula.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
I mean, I'm also currently holding a secret of something
that happened in her relationship that my parents don't know about.
And so I was recently at dinner and in front
of my mom could not give this dude that she's
dating a hard time. So I had to wait till
my mom went to the bathroom for me to give
him a stern talking to, And then she came back
from the bathroom, and I'm like, oh yeah, if.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
My sister called me and said, hey, this is like
you need I need you to handle this, you can't
tell anybody. I would honor that. I would honor that.
I would if my sister were like, come on, I would.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Honor that you would hang that over her head. You'd
be like, he would do her like he did me.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
I'm afraid.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Okay, he killed.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
You.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Come my mom, BCC. You try to make a graphic
of you, you try to kill her like the queen,
and that will not be stood for.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Yeah, this man did a hole waiting by the phone
episode with me and Mama Freid, I had no idea
she was on the phone.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
I tricked.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
I didn't tell her that she was.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
No, Iki, why did you make that graphic? Why'd you
try and kill off the dog? The legend dog fifteen
years old? And Kiki's like ha ha ha, and then
Mama Fred's like, no, no, you know, oh, I always forget.
I forgot to mention that I'm afraid.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Yeah, Mama friend mentioned Mama friends on the phone, you
too have a nice ship. You are not you're trying
to kill my mom's dog as long as with the
dog and then I keep a secret. No no, But
I'm lucky.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
She never like, I never had to get her out
of jail or anything like that, but I would if
she needed me for that, I would honor that.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
I would honor that.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
I think you would get her out of jail for sure,
but you would definitely tell your mom yeah right.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Uh huh on the ride to the jail house.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Ye, after I got her out of jail, then I
might leverage and information somehow. But
Yeah, they talk better than they tell me. These are
the radio blogs on the Fresh So it's like we're
writing in our diaries, except we say them a lot.
We call them blogs.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Kaitlin, Yes, Deir, you got a.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Brazilian blowout blog?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Yeah, yeah, Brazilian you know, Brazilian blowout.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
You know about that.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Yeah, that's a thing I know about the bbls.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
That's wrong. I was thinking, I know about those two.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
I want to do all the Brazilian things in Brazil.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Brazilian wax blowout, BBL okay, good.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Yeah, you're gonna come batter.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yeah in someone's basement. I'm down.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Yeah, concrete in your booty.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Yeah, Hey, I'll take anything at this. I need I
need them real bad.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
I read a comment from somebody online that you have
the bottom half of seventy year old.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
That's even my front half too.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
I don't know how that it's my front half.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I mean that that was a creative diss. I wish
the people that dissed me were as creative. But yeah, anyway,
I'd take it.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Away, dear blog.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
So, if you've been listening for a while, you know
I'm an older sister and there's kind of a significant
age difference. There's thirteen years between us, and there's a
lot of pros and cons about that relationship. You know,
I kind of had a hand in raising her, which
is really cool, and we have a very special bond.
But a lot of the cons are that, like I
know more than my parents know, and I need to
(01:30):
like take care of those things and hold those secrets.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
So, you know, I'm her friend on Snapchat, so.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
I see what she's doing, you know, fix I'm the fixer.
I'm very tired after having this role for so long.
But I got a text from my little sister the
other day, and the second I got it.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
I knew what was up. So she texted me, I
have an insane favor to ask.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Oh boy oh.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
The second I read it, I knew she wants money
and it's for something that she cannot.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Ask my parents for it. Okay, okay, And I said,
what's up?
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Today's a little crazy, like girl, I don't have time
for this.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
She basically got a very.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Expensive parking ticket, okay, and having her car up there
was a whole thing, and they didn't want her to
have it.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
By the way, I didn't have a car. I wasn't
allowed to have my car up there.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
That's also the blessing of being the second child, so
she very much could not ask them. And she said, Okay,
so I got a parking ticket. I have legitimate money,
so could you possibly send me the money?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
I'll pay you back.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Also, I can discreetly, discreetly ask for more money. If not,
I get it. I just didn't want to use mom's card,
So now I gotta pay for this. She is certainly
not going to pay me back. We can't tell our parents.
And because you know she.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Would get it.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Yeah, the money, I said, I venmote her the money
right away.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
You don't what to do in this situation? What do
you do? Then she got alone.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
You should have called it ant just ignore it, don't worry.
You'll forget about it in a different area.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Yeah, you know you guys, I am a sucker. And
also I'm like, why the hell do you have zero money?
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Like she works all summer and then my damn parents
also pay for her stuff. But of course no, I
have to pay for this one because she can't.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Tell them she's got the money. She just doesn't want
to use her money exactly. H she got to buy
them tickets.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
You know what I'm saying, people's coming.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
To town.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
For those two. She'll be like his uncle Jason, you know,
does he have tickets? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
So I love Pitbull, don't they? The twenty somethings.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
It is so odd, isn't it. She was like, I
will die if I don't go to this pit Bull show.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Corl and the moms. It's very odd audience.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
I don't understand this generation. But yeah, no, so Ill
could be worse, though Caylen could.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
I was, well, I figured if we were going with
it on the air, wasn't too crazy. But my sister's
eight years younger, and I'm fortunate knock on wood well
now that she has grown up. But she never came
to me for anything that was like so dire that
that I had to keep it from my parents.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Nothing like yeah you were in the.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Room, Yeah yeah, she couldn't come to you.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
She probably called your aunt. You got a cool aunt, yeah,
you know, probably the Paula.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
I mean, I'm also currently holding a secret of something
that happened in her relationship that my parents don't know about.
And so I was recently at dinner and in front
of my mom could not give this dude that she's
dating a hard time. So I had to wait till
my mom went to the bathroom for me to give
him a stern talking to, And then she came back
from the bathroom, and I'm like, oh yeah, if.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
My sister called me and said, hey, this is like
you need I need you to handle this, you can't
tell anybody. I would honor that. I would honor that.
I would if my sister were like, come on, I would.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Honor that you would hang that over her head. You'd
be like, he would do her like he did me.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
I'm afraid.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Okay, he killed.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
You.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Come my mom, BCC. You try to make a graphic
of you, you try to kill her like the queen,
and that will not be stood for.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Yeah, this man did a hole waiting by the phone
episode with me and Mama Freid, I had no idea
she was on the phone.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
I tricked.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
I didn't tell her that she was.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
No, Iki, why did you make that graphic? Why'd you
try and kill off the dog? The legend dog fifteen
years old? And Kiki's like ha ha ha, and then
Mama Fred's like, no, no, you know, oh, I always forget.
I forgot to mention that I'm afraid.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Yeah, Mama friend mentioned Mama friends on the phone, you
too have a nice ship. You are not you're trying
to kill my mom's dog as long as with the
dog and then I keep a secret. No no, But
I'm lucky.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
She never like, I never had to get her out
of jail or anything like that, but I would if
she needed me for that, I would honor that.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
I would honor that.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
I think you would get her out of jail for sure,
but you would definitely tell your mom yeah right.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Uh huh on the ride to the jail house.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Ye, after I got her out of jail, then I
might leverage and information somehow. But
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