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Speaker 1 (00:00):
My show is one. I'm looking at my uber score
after I saw Kiki talking about hers. It's not very good, actually,
but it's better than yours. It's better than yours. It's
so crazy to me. I don't even yield it that much.
I have a four point eighty six, and I'm who,
I want to know how I haven't for four point

(00:21):
eighty six? Well, isn't it good? Like isn't it five
to bus? Well? Yeah, but but who's giving me less
than a five?

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Going to be.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Here?

Speaker 3 (00:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Like who Hayden? I mean, I sip you? Yeah, I
don't know. That's very interesting. I tried to be. I
think I know why I have a I have that
score because I one time sent somebody home, like like
we went on a date, and then I was like, okay,
well my house is over here. Your house is so well,
they'll draw me off on my Uber and then take

(00:52):
you home next right, And so apparently I wake up
the next day and I had like a two hundred
and fifty dollars Uber charge because apparently this person gets
in the back of the uber on my account. So
the guy gave me one star in charge of me
clean up feet, which is you know whatever. I mean,
the person, they clean it up right. It's not his
or her fault, whoever the driver was. But I think

(01:12):
they gave me a one star and it's a dude account.
A woman's in the back. You've got to know that
it's not me. But I still got the bad score,
and I think it takes years for that to come off.
Hard to fight back from that.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Have you?

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Is that what you did? You get sick in the
back of an uber?

Speaker 2 (01:26):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:26):
I only take ubers when I'm like out of town,
and it's only like quick rides. I don't talk unless
they talk to me. I don't ask you to change
the radio or the temperature. I just sit there and freeze.
So like, I don't understand how I got a four
point seven eight. And I was talking with some coworkers
about this. I heard Shelley has a low score too.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Shelley has a very low score. Yeah, and we're trying
to figure that one out too. It's like, Shelley, the
nicest person that we all know, How does she have
the worst score in the room. What's everybody's score? I
want to know now, like I need. I don't use
it either, Really, I'm ashamed of my four point eighty six.
Same but you got a seven eight. I know, we
say here's the worst it line.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
I know, but it's like, how did this happen? I
don't someone else must be used. I don't know someone's.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Using not to me.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
Yeah, I think you're one. Yeah, okay, I don't feel bad. Yeah,
I don't really think about it much.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
So, I mean, yeah, there was the one time that
Kalin in a black car that we had going to
Paulina's house. There was the one time that Kaelin was
smoking in the car and had her feet up next
year on the center console like the arm rest, you
know what I mean. It was like it was like
an suv and she put her feet up and then
like so they were like right next to the driver's arm. Well,
smoking a cigarette in this car. That might have something

(02:40):
to do with my uber score. That's most dramatic. Every
time something Paulina just said, oh yeah, I remember the story.
Is there anything wrong that you were there in your house?
So who was there? Somebody else was there?

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Car?

Speaker 5 (02:53):
But every time you tell it like I've got new accessories,
I got new position.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Yeah, new positions, move right, I mean I like it.
Next time I can wait to hear what I had.
But you did. But you did do that actually though, I.

Speaker 5 (03:04):
Mean all right, right, I mean listen, you're the friend
that like gives someone shots in the next days like
you were acting like an idiot.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Yeah, we were all drunk. I am not that. I
am not that friend. We're talking about where my uber score.

Speaker 6 (03:17):
Is so bad.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Every time I'm drunk, you give me crab an exam,
like I can't get drunk around you. Fam. I don't
think it's true at all, But we're talking about Uber.
You were in my uber smoking a cigarette, and that's
why my has nothing to do with you being drunk.
I knowing my score, it's obvious. What I'm saying is

(03:42):
now when I hang out with Klan, no one said that.
But now I'm putting it on her account so she
can do whatever she wants. Then it goes on your score.
That's all I'm saying. I'm here for a good time,
not a long Well. I don't think about what you do,
what you gotta do me or score me. I just
I do. I'm extremely concerned, obviously, and so from now on, Klein,
it's on your account. And then it was last time

(04:02):
I picked you up on my lesson I know, which
is why I have had it man positions and moves.
I mean, light up a pipe for all I care.
It really doesn't know how people are sending in their
Uber scores. They're like, uh, four point ninety six, take that,
and like, geez perfectly. But I know I got a one.
I think I got a one in there somewhere, So
the one that's going to bring the score down for

(04:23):
a long time. Like, but I one Uber driver was
telling me that it every two years, it clears like
that clears completely, but like it only holds onto so
many scores. So if you keep riding, then some of
the bad scores go away, I guess. And then someone
else said on the text, a lot of Uber drivers
don't give anything about before just cause just because, well

(04:44):
then maybe we should. I mean why I give everybody fives, right,
even if you don't even drop me off in the
right place, I give you a five. So I don't
you know your car smells bad, it's something not clean,
I still give you a five. I've had this some nice. Yeah.
The other thing is, you know, we've talked a lot
about tipping over over. He talks about tipping, and it

(05:08):
said not a controversial topic at all, doesn't upset anybody ever.
But a lot of the delivery drivers will call up
here when we talk about tipping and it'll be like,
you know, people don't tip, or they tip bait or whatever.
Last night I tipped a guy and then he still
didn't bring me the food. He just sort of dropped
it at the front door of my building and was like,

(05:28):
there it is. And so here's the problem is this
dude's ruining it for everybody because Jason, I know you
once were you was a door hack.

Speaker 7 (05:34):
Yeah, I was gonna say, like, I can equate it
to that because you can also see your rating on
the opposite side as a delivery driver. So when I
was a dasher, you can see like what people give you.
And someone gave me a one star one time and
I was like super upset and it brought me down
to like a four point five or something. But if
you get under like a four, you could get taken
off the app and not be able to do it anymore.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
There was a TikTok video about that about it a
guy that went back to a hostel or a nurse
was working because she claims she never got her food,
even though he physically handed it to her. I saw that,
and he was going to get I guess he was
like one strike away from getting fired or two strikes away.
So he went back. It was like, you got to
fix this. Like it's one thing if you want free food,
but like, this actually has an impact on my ability

(06:18):
to work for this company. You're lying, you know. And
she stood there like I don't know you're talking about.
Like we're in a hospital, these cameras everywhere. The woman
next to you saw me I do the food, Like
come on, you know now you're going to get me
fired for this. But if somebody tips you, you know,
then I think on behalf of all the other drivers
out there. You better deliver the food to the right place,

(06:38):
right because then over time people will stop tipping because
it doesn't seem to matter, you know what I mean.
Like if I tip you and you see that ahead
of time, and then you still don't want to do
the whole job, then eventually someone would just stop tipping
because I guess it doesn't matter, and then here you go.
So you're kind of messing up your other you know,
fellow drivers when you do the Fresh Show. This is

(06:59):
what's trending. How long do you think you guys could
go on Jason's I think I know the answer, But
how long could you guys go without complete and total isolation?
So I'm talking about no phone, no anything, literally in
a cave. In a cave, you got nothing. Maybe what
did this woman have? She was able to exercise, right, draw,

(07:20):
knit and read. That's what she was able to do.
But that was it. There was no phone, There was
no TikTok Jason, no tripods? What yeah, okay, Kiki record
my journey. Just kill me, Just kill me.

Speaker 4 (07:34):
I'm on a family plan and my brother forgot to
pay the bill. Like a week ago, my phone was
off for like thirty minutes. I literally had a panic attack,
Like I didn't know what to do, Like I couldn't
call anybody. I felt like I missed a call from Oprah,
like in those moments, you feel like.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
She called because she called me and was like we're kiky,
you know, and I don't know, she's not interested in
your call and whatever. So I'm gonna move on then,
exactly because she was casting for the next Doctor Phil
and you did.

Speaker 4 (08:03):
Yeah, I can't. I don't I don't know. Call me
a crackhead, I don't know. I can't survive without a phone.
I would literally lose it. Literally.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
Yeah. I didn't have a phone for a couple of
hours a few months ago, and that was a little
bit stressful. I left it somewhere and yeah, it's a
long story, but I basically left it in another state,
basically sweating just so. Then I realized I had done that,
and I'm like, okay, I'm like, all right, that's fine.
They're gonna mail it to me. They're gonna overnight it
to me. It'll be here tomorrow. That's fine, that's right.

(08:33):
So I have an iPad mini that has like mobile
on it. It has like so I'm like, I'll just
carry this thing around. It's fine. Well that balls on
your I bet that didn't really work. Like it wasn't working.
So I finally, after two hours, I just went down
the street to the Verizon store and I begged them
to give me another one.

Speaker 4 (08:48):
Yeah, another state for it. How did you get did
you use a GPS?

Speaker 1 (08:53):
I flew Airfred to the mechanic and so I flew
Airfred of the mechanic, but the mechanics in another state
the guy that works on their FRED. So I left
Airfred there and I left my phone in Airfred and
then I flew away coming because yeah, basically because Airfred
gets worked on an Indianapolis basically, and so I or
in Monsey, Indiana, if you must know, so then that's

(09:15):
way over there. So then I fly back and then
their Fred's there because they they can, like I don't know,
do the ranch thing and I'll put a whale in
it or whatever the hell they do to it. And
I didn't have a phone, so I had to call
them up taking you over, and I said like, yeah,
we'll send you your phone. But then I thought I
could go. I thought I could go full twenty four
hours with no phone, only to realize I don't know
anybody's numbers. I don't have another phone. Even though I

(09:38):
had my passwords, my phone number I don't think was
connected because it's a different I don't I don't know.
I just went down the street and I had to
get another phone.

Speaker 4 (09:47):
I would have turned that plane right around. I would
have flew back to get my phone. Like the same day.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Price the gas these days, you're crazy. It wasn't good.
And by the way, why are we not paying for
our own phone as a grown ass.

Speaker 8 (09:59):
First, excuse me, I say, yeah, excuse me to excuse
me the same Jesus.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
If you listen right now, man, you don't think I
don't know my sister doesn't pay for her own self.

Speaker 7 (10:14):
Yeah, Mom, don't listen, Linda Brown, turn your radio off.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
Neither do they listen? It's cheaper and more economical. Would
you actually contribute? Yes? I do. Oh that Zell comes
in and mind it break your radio? Just pour water
on the Wow. So Jason and Caitlyn don't pay for
their own mobile phone. I'm hand a friend doesn't pay
for her on mobile phone. Don't want to man much
funny your parents ever do that? And you don't have

(10:37):
a sibling, Jason. But like, I don't know if your
if your mom does this kid or you guys. But
I'll I'll go home and my mom would be like,
I bought you a shirt, and I'll be like why
She's like, I just wanted you to have a shirt,
And I'm like, thank you for this is very nice.
Thank you. I really appreciate that you bought me a shirt.
But then I'm thinking in my head, what did you
buy my sister? You know what I mean, because it's

(10:58):
like it's like you you didn't. My mom is a
very generous lady, but I think that in the back
of her mind she does keep a tally of how
much she spends on Polly and Amanda, and I think
she tries to make an equal with me. So every
now and again, she'll just send me something and I'll
be like, oh, thank you for this, but what an
Amanda gat? You know? And then I'll and then I'll

(11:21):
go over to Amanda's house and she has like a
brand new front door and I'm like, hell is this
It is one of those fancy ones that has two doors.
You know, it's gonna be a story door exactly stormed. Yeah,
I'm like wow. But I honestly think this is what's
going on in my family. I think my mom spends

(11:42):
a lot of money on my sister, and she she
wants to make an equal, but I don't think. I
still don't think it's equel.

Speaker 4 (11:47):
It'll never be, no, because she has she's buying for Amanda,
then Polly, and then you get a shirt.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
That's actually a good question. Eight five five five one
one h three five What are your parents still pay
for because I was gonna go and different direction with this.
But I'm thirty five. My parents still pay for my eyepass.
We get two point seventy five people in here who
have their phone paid for that. I pass though that
would come in clutch. Wake up, I did.

Speaker 7 (12:13):
Yeah, yeah, recently I had to take that over and
see it hurts.

Speaker 9 (12:19):
It hurt.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Do you use the.

Speaker 4 (12:22):
Skyway, you know? But I use the eyepass. I mean,
I know, I use the toll way and I owe them.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
No, I know that. Yeah, I just I've noticed lately
that my I think I have a low limit on
my ipass, like you like stocks up money. I think
it does like twenty bucks at a time or something,
and every time I go to Gary, every time now
it recharges. So I think I'm I don't know how
much I'm spending on this stupid skyway the most. Can

(12:50):
I tell you something else about the Skyway? If you're
going to charge me the most of anyone else, can
you make your damn machines work? It was always a backup.
I'm like, this thing should be so first speed, this
should be the autobar is twelve dollars each lay or
whatever I have to spend behind you, Hunky.

Speaker 5 (13:08):
I was stuck in one on Friday, and like it
was high stress.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
Everybody's like, what's the problem? Like the button that work?
It's like you, guys, I should hover on this thing
for what you charge? What you charge people.

Speaker 10 (13:23):
Well.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
I brought this up because a Spanish extreme athlete emerged
from a cave after five hundred days. So on November
twenty first of twenty twenty one, everybody was talking about COVID.
There was an all kinds of different stuff going on
in the world, still talking about vaccines and all the
rest of this, And this woman walked into a cave

(13:44):
in Grenada and did not come out for five hundred days.
She was able to learn more about the effects of
solitude and deprivation on the human mind and body. She
says she passed her time by writing, drawing, exercising, knitting,
and reading sixty books while she was alone in the cave. Also,
she lost track of time. When she was notified that
it had been five hundred days, she thought she had

(14:05):
only been there for less than half one hundred and
sixty to one hundred and seventy. That's cool, Wow, I'm
twenty seven. My mom still pays for my car insurance.
My parents still pay for my car insurance and phone
bill skyways six sixty each way. Yeah, it's expensive, that's
what I'm talking about. Twenty nine. My dad pays for

(14:25):
my ipass two he helped with rents sometimes single mother struggles. Yeah,
I can imagine. I'm thirty three, expecting my first child.
My parents still pay for my cell phone bill. Yeah. Hey, Cassandracking,
Good morning, Cassandra High, good morning.

Speaker 11 (14:43):
How are you guys?

Speaker 1 (14:43):
Hey, goody, what are your parents still pay for?

Speaker 11 (14:46):
So for my sisters and I they pay for our
phone bill. Soill my sisters bought me thirty five. I'm
twenty seven. They pay for my car insurance, and they
paid my ipass. But to be fair, I am still
in school and I work, so they just kind of
helped me out. They send me a little money for
groceries sometimes, which is really nice. I'm so so grateful
for them, and I work hard, so that kind of

(15:09):
makes it a little bit easier.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
That's nice. That's nice. You sound a nice person. I'm
not going to say anything about it. I'm not going
to seek about the fact I have to pay all
my own bills. But that's all right. You gotta start
to bless your heart. Yeah, I'm getting there.

Speaker 11 (15:22):
I'm getting there.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
Okay, good, all right, bless yours sincere, bless your heart.
She's twenty seven, trying to make it in the world. Okay,
it's hard, I got it. It's gonna be a lot
harder than when you have to pay your car insurance itself.

Speaker 11 (15:40):
To medical school. They get the struggle right now.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
Okay, see now, look at this woman. She's not here
trying to make it. Fine, let your parents pay for everything.
It's okay, I don't I have a good day.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
You two guys think like.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
Cassandra called for my approval, But yeah, I feel you're
paying eleven eighty each way. I guess it depends on
the sky if you go through both of the thing,
it depends before you go and I go through both
of them. Well, look at this.

Speaker 4 (16:03):
Tolls are just a scam. Yeah, it's like, how are
you going to charge me to drive my car?

Speaker 1 (16:09):
And it's always under construction. It's never fast like saying, hey,
this thing better. They better have heavy on water stops
and I.

Speaker 7 (16:18):
Don't know, twelve dollars catering something.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
They even took the McDonald's off to make it wider
for more things that don't work. We're awful anyway, I
still use it every every time. I don't care. So
this is uh, this was on BuzzFeed, it was on Reddit.
They stole it from Reddit. But I'm curious how you

(16:44):
would handle this, or maybe this is you eight five
three five You could text the same number. My girlfriend
is an incredibly picky eater. She eats like a ten
year old. In fact, I'll give a short list of
things that she refuses to eat. Unflavored water fish and nless.
It's fried shrimp, anything with a bone, cheese other than
sharp cheddar, spinach, onions, garlic, pasta without red sauce, eggs,

(17:09):
spicy food, aoli, ketchup potatoes other than French fries, any
pastries with fruit, citrus, sausage, or any non American food.
And I guess this guy will eat whatever. But the
problem is he, I guess doesn't want to take her
to nice restaurants anymore, Like there's no point going to

(17:29):
restaurants that have different, you know, food of different cultures.
There's nothing exactly because this person only wants to eat chicken,
chicken nuggets or whatever. And so he's also pissed that
when he does go to a decent restaurant that he
has to pay fifteen dollars for chicken tenders or whatever
or more. And I guess they get into arguments about this,
but like, I want to know, are you one of
these people that has the palate of a of a child?

(17:52):
It might be well, okay, what it might be easier
just to talk about what you won't eat. Okay, So
I don't like onions.

Speaker 7 (17:58):
So anything with onions in it, like dice, like like
raw onions I hate.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
Okay, it's a raw onion out of the question, yep,
I hate it.

Speaker 7 (18:05):
But cooked onions, cooked onions, I'm starting to come around
to it. Or if it's like in a salsa, it's
I just feel like if onions on anything, it tastes
like onion. It doesn't taste anything else. It just tastes
like onions. Okay, I don't eat anything off of a bone.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
I hate that surprises me actually, but I'm not a
big I'm not a big bone guy like Jason. You
and I are both different kinds of not bone guys.

Speaker 7 (18:28):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I yes, I will not eat gosh
off the bone yeah, I weird. I don't like eggs,
like I don't. I'm gonna try cooking with eggs this week,
but I don't.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
I won't. Like I forgot to breakfast, I don't order eggs.
They like weird me out? Okay, no eggs, it's like
the main staple.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
You know.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
I like French.

Speaker 7 (18:49):
Toast like you know you that, Yeah, but it's not
an egg.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
Okay, you don't want an egg? Okay? Any other anything else?
Or anything? What else?

Speaker 2 (19:03):
Like?

Speaker 1 (19:03):
Yeah, is there a condiment or something I don't like?

Speaker 7 (19:06):
Maio, oh, males a baked I like barbecue sauce, and
I don't like mail. Those are like two condiments that
I don't But I don't blame this person.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
Like if if I'm dating somebody and they'll only eat
chicken nuggets and hamburgers, then we're never going to a
nice restaurant, Like why would I do that? Why would
I take you to a nice place just so I
can spend a bunch of money for you to eat
something I can you know, I don't know, get in
the frozen section of the grocery store and warm it up.
I mean, I wouldn't you want to go to a
nice restaurant, eat chicken tenders. You can pay for me

(19:34):
every time. Hey, Jenny, Jenny, good morning. So what is
it easier to go what you don't eat or what
you do eat? What I don't eat?

Speaker 6 (19:44):
I don't eat fruits or meat, chicken and bacon.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
You don't eat fruits or vegetables? What's your issue with that?
What do they do to you?

Speaker 6 (19:57):
The texture issue? My husband is actually the same.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
So how do you do take vitamins or something like?
How do you get that sustenance or that I don't
know component in your diet?

Speaker 3 (20:08):
Yeah, I think vitamins.

Speaker 11 (20:09):
I'm actually seven months pregnant too, so just trying to
incorporate the disparates into it smoothie so that it's not
an actual eating problem.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
Okay, and when did this begin? There's no fruit or
vegetable thing Jenny.

Speaker 6 (20:23):
As a child.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
Huh. Okay have you ever? Have you ever seen or
read any kind of dinosaur porn before?

Speaker 11 (20:30):
No?

Speaker 1 (20:30):
I was just wondering because that was an earlier topic. Okay, Jenny,
thank you, have a good day. I'm just taking a
small survey. I love you, buy it. I was just curious,
you know, hey, maybe maybe they're connected. Maybe no, fruits
and vegetables and dinosaur porin are all one. The dinosaurs
he first, and vegetables, I think that's all they ate. Yeah,
I think they were omnivores. Weren't they all the dinosaurs?

Speaker 2 (20:49):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (20:49):
Ryan? Or herbivore? Ryan? So what is it? What is
your dietary? I mean, this is even a dietary restriction.
This is a this is a preference of owner you
will won't eat.

Speaker 12 (21:04):
I was just calling to say for the suggestion for
the guy, but if you still wants to go to
fancy restaurants with his girlfriend, yeah, he can still get
the fancy food, but just bring the nuggets with their
with him and then when he gets the serverery, it's okay,
I'm going to get this fancied entree. And he's like,
oh and by the way, can you keep these dino
nuggets up?

Speaker 1 (21:24):
You just just keep them in your purse, you know,
like you look, you know, like we do with Polly,
or we just have stuff on hand. Polly eats more
than this. Thank you, Ryan, Have a good day. Yeah,
people say Cilantro, Well, no, that's yeah, okay, but that's
that's a little different because for some people, and I'm
one of these people. It tastes like soap taste good.

Speaker 5 (21:46):
It's a genetic disposition, like you can test for it
on your twenty three and meters.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
I didn't know if I had that. Yeah, it doesn't
taste great. I still eat it, but it's not in
my fed Like raw cilantro doesn't taste great to me.
I only eat chicken nuggets. I recently made it a
point this year to try new food food and it's
not going well. My friend eats chocolate milk waffles or
pancakes with powdered sugar, McDonald's French fries and oreoles.

Speaker 13 (22:06):
That's it ACT texted him, Jesus die.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
Yeah, let me see. Maybe an occupational therapist can weigh
more on this. But I think these are considered food
aversions that were never properly addressed when they were kids.
It is. Yeah, my sister's friend has that.

Speaker 5 (22:22):
She only has chicken nuggets, like there's like not another
thing that she will eat.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
But I wouldn't, like it would be no fun, Like
you know, you go to a I don't know, you
go to a new cuisine at an Indian restaurant, or
you go to a Chinese restaurant or the sushi thing
that I did last week or whatever, and this person
wouldn't eat any of it, so they would sit there
and just stare at you. I guess, well, you were
enjoying trying different stuff. And there's definitely stuff that like
I'm not into for the same reasons, texture or whatever,

(22:48):
but I'll try. I can find something that's not chicken
nuggets on any menu. Yeah, you just to order something different.
I get mad. I get mad, Like, don't grow up.
Try this. She right, it's not gonna hurt you. Just try. Heired, Yeah,
it don't work. What do you mean it don't work.

Speaker 14 (23:05):
Jess doesn't like sushi, so if I go on sushi,
have to go by myself to go get sushi.

Speaker 5 (23:10):
Really well, Like, there's so many options at a sushi restaurant.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
I don't I don't understand.

Speaker 14 (23:17):
As long as there's uh some kind of chicken dish,
a pasta dish, or steak dish, then we could go
to that restaurant. You know what I'm saying. Wow, Like
I'm always one to pick. I never get like the
same thing twice. Like I always go and get something
else every time I go to a restaurant. But then
I just have to make sure, like I said, there's
chicken tenders or.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
Or he goes who's paying and then he looks at
the man and decides what he's going to eat.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
True, I'll have the lobster that actually, didn't you do that?
One day? A couple of Christmas miles ago? Oh yeah,
the Benny Hannah. Yeah, well, Benny Hannah. He got the
Emperor's feest because I was paying for it. And then
and then a couple of meals ago, a couple Christmas
meals ago, he went to Santa Tavern and he got
the lobster to roll because somebody else is paying. And
then he and then he wanted something else on top

(24:04):
of that. And he didn't like that. He didn't It
wasn't enough fruit for him. It wasn't enough for Yeah,
he did ask who was.

Speaker 6 (24:14):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (24:15):
I think I'd rerad to go out with jes Chicken
nuggets postas she's too big. I'm good.

Speaker 13 (24:22):
Yeah, they talk better than these are the radio blogs
on The Fred Show, all right, like for riding in
our tiaries, except we stayed them a loud.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
We call them blogs Chasing Brown. Yes you ready? Yeah, thing.
Thank you ju your thing. I will thank you deer blog.

Speaker 7 (24:41):
So I don't understand straight men for a lot of reasons,
but it has become a parent pretty much over the
last week that I don't know how to greet y'all, okay,
because there have been some straight dudes at the office
that walk up to me and they try to the
the dabbing thing right, and sometimes you grab their hand

(25:05):
and then you hold onto their fingers, and then it's
sometimes followed by like a pound, like a snap, like
a rock paper scissors type something. Paulina told me today
that some people are snapping like their theater kids over
here doing like hey, like, I don't know what's going on.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
You know, as a straight man, I have the same issue,
Like when you shake hands. I've noticed how people are
holding onto the hand longer. Yeah, that gets weird, and
so I don't know how long I'm supposed to be
squeezing your hand. And then when I if I release
and you're still squeezing, then do I re squeeze. I
don't want to be like limp fish hand.

Speaker 7 (25:41):
I want people to think I'm powerful when I'm shaking
their hands, like I thought it was, you know, two.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
Or three second like cool, you know, shake the hand
and then you release. But sometimes people will hold onto
your hand a little longer and hold your shoulder they
like touch your arm yet and then there's a whole
body part too, like sometimes.

Speaker 5 (25:56):
Think it's a little gay sometimes like they're holding some.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
Of it's kind of gay.

Speaker 7 (25:59):
I'm not gonna but like sometimes yeah, you do like
the half hug, the bringing you do, like the chess bump.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
I was at the mall over the weekend.

Speaker 7 (26:08):
I had to get my phone fixed, and I was
there and the guy cashed me out whatever, and then
he like sort of held I'm gonna scribe this, but
he sort of like held up his fist, not like
a direct knuckle to knuckle fist some but more of
like this like like playing like rock paper scissors, And
so I'm like, are you trying? Am I trying to
go down on top of like your fist, which is
what I did, But that didn't feel right.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
I don't know if he was trying to go like this,
why are we doing there? Like sometimes it's sometimes it's
like the little grab thing, you know, like where you
grab their Sometimes that goes to like a thing with
the thumb and the and then sometimes there's another step.
But like what I'm saying is some people do two steps,

(26:49):
some people do three, some do some do a high
five afterwards. My thing is, I don't I don't know
how many steps were doing, you know, So how do
we indicate before we would like, hey, this is a
two step greeting or a three step greeting, Like, I
don't know how we're doing it. And oftentimes either one
or the other of us is sort of like hanging
you know, because there's they went for three steps, I

(27:10):
only went for two. I gambled, and then their hand
is hanging out there and then like what do you do? Yeah,
it's tricky. There is no standard greeting anymore.

Speaker 7 (27:19):
Jason makes the decision of like what we're doing, Like
so now I'm thinking, should I just go in with
what my idea and then force that person to do
whatever I want? Like we're doing five steps like hand snap,
like I don't hit me, Like.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
There's no there's no standard.

Speaker 14 (27:35):
It's kind of like if you watch like NBA players,
like baseball players, they have a handshake for each teammate,
you know what I'm saying, expand each other.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
But that's how it is.

Speaker 14 (27:43):
That's how like like, that's how it is here whatever
when you greet like I have this memory of remembering like, oh,
you know, this person likes the handshake, this person just
likes to day have this person whatever, what do.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
I like to do? Like when if you're gonna greet me?
Like what JB JV's not a touchy person, so there
needs to be a standard. I've missed a fist bump guy.
Someone texted that usually it's a handshaker or a fist pump, whichever.
I've also found that it could be very insensitive to
offer a fist bump, Like I know of a situation

(28:15):
recently where two men who don't particularly care for each
other were seated next to each other at a wedding,
which was a misstep in itself, but one of my friends,
who didn't need to be the bigger person, was the
bigger person stuck his hand out and the dude responded
with a fist instead, and it was just like you

(28:35):
a whole Like that's just such an a whole move,
like if someone it's more intimate to shake someone's hand,
and if someone sticks their hand out and then you
respond with a fist pump, even if you're doing it
for germy purposes. If you know there's bad blood already
and the person's put their hand out, that's a peace offering.
You got to shake their hand, even if you don't
want to go wash your hand afterwards. You know what

(28:59):
it was that guy name that we don't like from
they got the interview that doesn't like anyone touching out.
He's a weirdo. But like it made this other guy
look so bad because like you know, you hear the
story and it's like I didn't want to sit next
to him. I didn't want to see him. I stuck
my hand out, and then he responds with a fist
bump as if he's too good to even shake my hand,
Like bad move. Yeah, but I but there's a lot

(29:21):
of steps going on, and I agree, and I oftentimes
I go for one more step, they go for one.
I don't know what to do, Yes, Paulina.

Speaker 15 (29:28):
Does it depend you, like how cool you are with
this person or how you know them, if you just
mean versus like this is one of your boys.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (29:36):
If you're meeting for someone for the first time, it's
normally a handshake, like hey, nice to meet to whatever.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
Think they do, like the hands the hands of thing
like that. Yeah right, huh. But your best friend, what
do you do in the shimmy? Oh, like me and
my best friend, we have our own handshake. Like my
best friend and I, we have our own handshake. The
man a surprise? Why I am too eight hours a

(30:02):
day on TikTok to thank God you're married to a
hot woman. It's a miracle and it's wake. What do
you know?

Speaker 14 (30:08):
It's just a simple you know, it's a it's a
simple It's like a you know, like a double tap
in a salute.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
That's yeah, yeah, right. She's been trying to get us
to do that to her forever and we won't do
She's been trying to get the salute. You don't bow
to Kiki.

Speaker 16 (30:25):
When she walks by.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
I want to do that that context. She's a crown
most of the time, so it's sorry thing you do
in a gabble. Yeah, she's like that scene from Coming
to America with the rose petals. People throw the rose
petals out in front of her when she walks in.

(30:48):
It's crazy. Yeah, I have no idea how we got
the budget for that.

Speaker 7 (30:53):
More Fresh show next right here, the Fresh Show is on.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
We gotta text Jason. I love listening to you on Saturday.
Thank you so much. Yeah, look at you. It's so sweet.
Frend Show never ends. Some part of the Frend Show
is what they decided to do now is use each
of us individually as well as collectively. Why not enough
of us? We really enjoy continued employment. So yeah, Violeans, Oh,

(31:29):
do whatever you want me to do it. I could
do rocks so easily. All you gotta do is we
got a rock station. All you gotta do is act
like you are so inconvenient. That's that's when you crack
the mic on a rock station or alternative, all you
have to do is act like First of all, you
have to be way over here when you start. You
gotta it's gotta make her across the room. So it's
gotta be like like deaf Leppard ends and it's like

(31:53):
rock station. It's Chubb. You be like chump. Chubb just sucks.
I wish I were at the bar drinking beer with
you all watching football, but instead I'm here. Anyway, here's

(32:16):
a Van Haleen rock station.

Speaker 6 (32:19):
F M.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
That's a whole break. That's I mean, you just gotta
act like you're like super just grunt hole to be there.
I'm trying too hard from me, you know, because you
gotta start way over here. You like rock station? Yeah,
what are you doing over there? It was just going
on the bathroom, just going number two, you know. I mean,

(32:43):
you know, you had appeal to men, you know, and
men like to talk about beer and pooping. So that's fine.
I can do that. I could do I could do
light rock. I don't even know what do they play
on that station. I don't even know. I could do it.
They can have a big smile on your face the
whole time, just the biggest smile. It's just completely fake.
Kelly clarkson the stage that makes you feel good, never

(33:07):
lets you down.

Speaker 10 (33:08):
Good morning on GCI. That's right, Yeah, you know I
don't that would sound just like this. Yeah we we there. Yeah.
The only change to me, I'd go back to brother Fred.
That's the only thing I would do, Brother Fred. And
then we'd go back to the whole mystery thing where
people don't know what I look like. But that still

(33:28):
continues somehow, you know, people still have no people think
I'm some people think I'm like a short, fat white dude.
Some people think I'm like a like a like a
black guy. Some people think I'm as I don't know how,
I'm the whitest person ever lived.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
It doesn't get any lighter than me. I'm ripped out
of a Banana Republic catalog from two thousand and four.
I mean, come on, yeah, it doesn't get any wier.
But yeah, that was the thing. When I got my
first radio job. No one knew what I looked like,
and they thought that was an advantage, or you could
or it was like the old guy suit you know

(34:04):
that still consultice this radio show who told me when
I was twenty five, you know you sound old, that's
gonna be a problem for you. And then he tells
me twenty years later, you know you sounded old when
you were young, and you sound old now when you're old,
So you're gonna sound old the whole time, and that's good.
Does that make sense to.

Speaker 17 (34:20):
You a second?

Speaker 1 (34:23):
You're never gonna sound any different than old. That's good.
You made it this far. Like that was real life
advice I got. You sounded old when you were young,
and now you sound old when you're old, so you'll
be And I'm like I'm not that first. I'm not
that old. You're old. Stop I'm talking waiting by the phone?
Why did somebody get ghost? People? Do it? Next? On
the Fread Show? Ever been left waiting by the phone?

(34:46):
It's the frend Show, Rann and good morning, welcome to
the program. How are you good?

Speaker 2 (34:50):
I'm good. Thanks so much for having me.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
You know what, it's our pleasure. So tell us about Sarah.
How you guys met, About any dates that you've been on.
Kind of fill us in on everything and where things
are now.

Speaker 17 (35:01):
So we uh we we you know, we met on
one of the apps and at our hinge and uh
kind of bantered back and forth for a while. Things
seemed to be going pretty well. You know, I've had
a few instances where where you don't weed out the
crazy quick enough, but uh, she seemed really really great,
and so you know, I asked out for drinks, and

(35:24):
you know, one thing led to another.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
The night was going really well, and she comes back
to my place and she stayed over. Okay, so yeah, yeah,
you know, it was it was it was. It was
a good date. Uh a good night, good morning.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
Uh we did yeah, we we we uh we ran
it back did we.

Speaker 2 (35:53):
Uh, yeah, I mean, you know, sometimes you have to.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
Sometimes it's your duty. It certainly is.

Speaker 17 (35:58):
Brennan's only like a good cup of coffee in the.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
Morning, anyway, you get it.

Speaker 18 (36:05):
Yeah, you know, I thought it was all like a
real good sign obviously, and uh and then but you know,
after after I made a breakfast, she left and then
just like ghosted me, just has never responded again.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
And I'm kind of wondering why.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
Okay, yeah, I mean that makes sense. How does the
date go that well? And then uh, the person you know, disappear.
So that's where we come in. We're gonna call this woman,
Sarah and ask these questions for you. You'll be on
the phone at the same time, and the hope is
that we can straighten everything out and then we'll set
you up on another date and pay for the whole thing.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
Cool. Yeah, that sounds great. I'm very curious.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
Yeah, but we she lost her phone or what that's
what it. Yeah, So I'm gonna play one song and
then we'll hope she found it and uh, and we'll
see what happened. Hang on. Cool, let's see what happens
next Part two of who Any Meta Phone? After this
on The Fred Show. Good morning, It's The Fred Show,
Part two of Waiting by the Phone. Hey Brennan, Yeah,

(37:07):
all right, man, let's call Sarah. You guys, you met
Unhinged the dating app. You had a great date, a
great night after the date, but since then, you haven't
been able to get a hold of Sarah. She hasn't
returned your calls or text or anything. She's completely missing exactly.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
Yeah, I'm just curious what's going on.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
All right, We're gonna call her now, you know, hospital.
Hopefully she's not in the hospital, that would be something.
We're gonna call her right now and figure this out.
Good luck, Thank you. Hello, Hi is this Sarah? Hey Sarah,

(37:49):
good morning. My name is Fredam calling from the Fred Show.
And I have to tell you that we are on
the radio right now. The whole crew is here and
I need your permission to continue with the calls. That
okay if we chat for a second.

Speaker 19 (37:59):
Yeah, okay, Fred, Yeah, oh my god, wait Fred from
the Fred's Show.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
Like, yes, Fred from the Fred Show. It's me, it's
here and living color. It is happening to you right now,
and what's happening to you? If you've listened before, He
is waiting by the phone, and that's what's happening. So
do you know why we would be calling? Do you
know which guy wants to know where you went?

Speaker 19 (38:23):
First of all, I love your show. Second, no, I
have no clue.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
Okay, this is crazy.

Speaker 19 (38:33):
Like I this is crazy. I've never been on the
radio before.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
Welcome, Welcome, and let's see if you love us after this.
Maybe we should just hang up here on behalf of
a guy named Brennan. I guess you went out with him.
You met him on Hinge and.

Speaker 19 (38:48):
Yeah, he just had.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
A really successful date and says he hasn't heard from
you since then, So what's going on?

Speaker 19 (38:54):
Oh my god, that is so funny and random. Okay,
so I'll just I'll go with it.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
Okay.

Speaker 19 (39:02):
So I met Brennan on Hinge and you know, we
went back to his place and it was fine. But
you know, when I woke up in the morning, I
like opened my eyes in the morning and I looked
over at his nightstand and like there was this huge, huge,

(39:23):
huge stack of self help books to the point where
like there was another stack literally as tall as his
night stand next to the night stand as well. Okay,
I was like, damn, is he like researching self help books?
Like it literally looked like as many as I've ever
seen it on to and Noble.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
So I like, Okay, what's wrong with that guy's trying
to improve himself? I mean to think of all the
lack of self awareness out there. All these people think
they know what they know themselves, and they all they
have a view of themselves. It's not true. Maybe he's
trying to improve his life. Is that the kind of
person you want?

Speaker 19 (39:59):
I mean, yeah. Then I went to the bathroom and
there were like more self help and I mean I'm
not exaggerating, guys. Then I went to you know, get
my jacket, and in the living room there were like
more self help books, but not even well organized, like

(40:20):
they were all over the place like scattered. Like in
my mind, I'm like, you need self help to clean
your self help books up, and he needs self help
to like figure out how the help to organize your
place before a girl comes over. He's got more self.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
Help books, Bring you joy, lady, what's her name? Well,
did he have one of those books? Or maybe you
could loan him one another book? The guy's a reader,
you know, I.

Speaker 19 (40:52):
Mean I went to get a cup of coffee and
guess what was all over the kitchen?

Speaker 1 (40:57):
Porn? Oh? Self help books? More self help books? Are you?

Speaker 19 (41:04):
In my mind, I'm like, one, how many books does
he need? And two like how much? Isy? And I
was like, how much self help do you need?

Speaker 1 (41:16):
Let's ask the guy because Brennan's here. I forgot to
mention that Kiki always leave that part. But Brennan is here. Brennan,
I mean, from the sound of it, we got a
lot of self help books. That's what I'm getting from this.
What's wrong with you? Maybe you need a radio? Holy
I mean, do you have childhood trauma and you want
to talk about it right now? And what's going on?

Speaker 2 (41:37):
Who doesn't have childhood trauma?

Speaker 3 (41:39):
Right?

Speaker 1 (41:40):
Good point? Can I borrow some of those books? Are
you okay?

Speaker 12 (41:46):
Though?

Speaker 1 (41:47):
Yeah? Yeah? What's the what's the deal with all the books?
She's she's frightened by all the books?

Speaker 17 (41:53):
You know, if I'm being honest, which a lot of
this is teaching me to be. I know, I'm just
trying to better myself. I'm trying to I'm trying to,
you know, every day work on something new. And it's
essentially you know, this is a different book for every occasion.
You know, when as I was younger, I had a

(42:14):
lot of rage issues and I had some Yeah, we
all have products. But I've been working through it and uh,
and a lot of these books I've read and I've
dog eared and I'll just kind of leave them. I'm
not a believer of throwing something away just because you've
you've used it, or because you've gone through it once.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
Let me ask you this. Let me I'm sorry interrupt you, Brian,
let me ask you that, Oh, Sarah, really the questions
for Sarah was he real preaching on the date? Like
was he was he sitting there trying to tell you
how to live your life because he seems to have
a lot of knowledge about from all these books. Or
was he just cool?

Speaker 19 (42:50):
Honestly, like I thought he was just kind of like
maide back and maybe not even like really listening. I
thought it was just like a chill dude. And then
I got back and it was like, oh.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Well, maybe there's like a better version of him. I
don't know that I have a problem with this. It's
one thing, if you go over to the guy's house,
he's got all these books and he's just telling you
how to live your life because he thinks he's better
than you, because he's you know, so well read on this.
But the guy's trying to make his life better. Wouldn't
you rather be with somebody who's like making an effort
on themselves as opposed to just constantly, you know, looking
for you and what's wrong with you. I feel like

(43:22):
that's what unaware people do.

Speaker 19 (43:24):
I mean, yeah, but the thing is like, if you've
wrote all these self help books and you're still atout
level no friend, Brennan, But like, I mean, I don't
know if you've read like all these books and you're
still not like a multi millionaire.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
Yeah, none of them stuck there. Not one of the
books helped well. I mean, it sounds like he's a
She'll go, hey, look, he was a good enough guy
to go on a date with and hook up with.
So this is what he does. He likes to read
self help. I mean, what you know, it could be
comic books, it could be a lot of other things.
He could be worse. That's at the point. That's true.

Speaker 17 (43:56):
Podcasts too, you know, don't forget about there's a lot
of great podcasts up there.

Speaker 19 (44:00):
I can wait self help podcast on.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
Top of the book.

Speaker 17 (44:05):
Yeah, if you know, if you're driving or you know,
it's you can't read.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
What someone hurts you. Look, it's a lot my guys
are just about himself. Okay, every day he wants to grow.
What did you want to say, Brunnan, I'm sorry I
interrupted you go ahead, No, No.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
It's fine.

Speaker 17 (44:23):
I just you know, I'm obviously working on myself, and
and if Sarah's not ready to work on herself too,
then that that's one thing. But I you know, I'm
not trying to force anything on her. I was just
really I had a great time, and I was looking
forward to a second date.

Speaker 2 (44:37):
And if you.

Speaker 17 (44:38):
Don't want someone who's working towards this path of enlightenment,
then that's fine.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
Enlightenment. Okay, look he enlightenment. You do you, you keep
working on you. You know, whatever you want to do.
It's not for Sarah. It doesn't sound like. I don't
mean to put words in your mouth, but I assume
you're not interested in another date one.

Speaker 19 (44:54):
Fred, You are right to Fred.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
I love your show, and I'll take you to Joel
lo O's teen you want to go to day, we'll
go check out what's what's the other guy's name. Oh
my god, Anthony. What's the guy's name?

Speaker 2 (45:07):
You know?

Speaker 1 (45:07):
I'm talking about Greg, No, not Greg Anthony. All my
friends out there, really positive guys names talking about any
Robbins has everything. George I call him money, but that's

(45:29):
just me. All right, guys, I'm sorry, starting to work out.
Thank you for your time. Best of luck to both
of you, guys.

Speaker 4 (45:35):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
Love it.

Speaker 13 (45:37):
Caitlin's entertainment report is on The Bread Show.

Speaker 20 (45:41):
So Ellen DeGeneres is going to have a new comedy special,
you guys promise sided. She did a live show in
LA this week, which some of her reporters had attended,
and she did end up addressing herself.

Speaker 21 (45:54):
Leading from her talk show, she says, what else can
I tell you? I got kicked out of show business.
They have no mean people in show business. I assume
that was one of her jokes.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
Maybe hilarious. Yeah, man, I can't wait.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
To see this.

Speaker 21 (46:07):
Apparently, she does get serious during the set too, and
she says, honestly, I'm making jokes.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
About what happened me, but it was devastating. Really, I
just hated the way the show ended.

Speaker 21 (46:17):
I love that show so much, And she said it
also weigh heavy on her wife Portia.

Speaker 1 (46:22):
So it looks like it was filmed.

Speaker 21 (46:23):
It'll be released on Netflix in.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
The fall, so we can all look forward to that. Yay.
I don't know. Ellen went from like being revered, you know,
as an icon, and just so quickly went to being
so unlikable. I mean, I guess I say quickly like it,
I guess it took a while, but I mean hurt
to my eyes was right right, yeah, but by the

(46:46):
end it was like she's not a nice person. Boom
done shows over where, you know, off to obscurity you go.
But now every time I look at her, I just
I see, like the look on her face looks like
something smells bad. Like every time, like I don't know,
she did look didn't look like a nice person. Yeah, right,
the right persons in that time slot, now right, Jesus,
the Queen Queen of daytime learns a new song every day,

(47:11):
doesn't she. That's wild. She don't come out here doing
some weird dance. You know, I'm sorry reading the dance
right now? Well, this turned into a real hate Ellen
Jener segment very quickly. Well, do you guys think can

(47:32):
be talking about Taylor Swift? And Travis Kelsey. Can I know, No, Kelly,
I love it. Keep talking about Taylor Swift and Travis
Kelsey people, Is there too much thing as Taylor? Absolutely? Finally,
all I'm in a hostage video. I'm just reading what

(47:55):
Jason told.

Speaker 2 (47:56):
Me to read.

Speaker 21 (47:59):
So apparently Taylor Soft and Ravis Kelsey are that couple,
and I'm talking about the couple that.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
Sits on the same side of the booth. Of course.

Speaker 21 (48:08):
Yeah, there's a photograph. They were sitting on the same
side of the booth deep in conversation, and fans were
very much enthralled with that. But also many fans commented
on the eye contact in this particular photo. So Jason,
maybe I'll send it to you can get it up
on the website. It seems there's still very much away.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
What does she do with feed the realistics?

Speaker 3 (48:28):
No?

Speaker 21 (48:34):
And yeah, Also, if you missed it, Janet Jackson turned
down a movie.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
Roll is pretty crazy. So that's p on Fredshiw Radio
dot com. This is a frightening headline. I mean, this
is nothing to do with anything. I just had to laugh.
Google and Apple are reportedly miffed about AI. I was
gonna be all the porn on Amazon Kindle. There are
thousands of porn titles being sold for cheap on Kindle,
but that should be a separate concern from the text
based dinosaur in alien erotica that exist. Here's my thing,

(49:01):
this is my thing. If you, if you, if you've
gone to the legs of having porn on your Kindle,
I mean we have really reached it now, low I think,
I mean, it is available free right right, it's you know,
just I'm not trying to get people tips or whatever.
But if we've gotten to the point where we're hiding
it on our kind our black and white kindle, we're

(49:24):
looking at dot Matrix porn. It's like you're playing that
snake game on a Nokia. I mean, I don't understand,
but apparently people are sneaking it on to the app
and Apple and Google are mad about it because it's
not supposed to be any porn in the apps. I guess.
So thousands upon thousands of explicit porn being sold for

(49:46):
cheap on Amazon's Kindle, and Apple and Google have a
problem with it. So if you search for a bunch
of I'm not going to tell you how to do it,
but there's a there's porn on a Kindle, which is
just wound. Well, you go access to it. Well, that's
another thing. I go on to the site. They mine
all my data and it's fair. It's an even trade.

(50:09):
What are we're talking about? There's videos on Kindle like that.
Where have you been for the last two minutes? Electronic
book words? I mean, we've been having a discussion about
this for it's quite some time.

Speaker 5 (50:22):
It's so astonishing, Right, there's right like, of all the
places where I can get access to it, I'm going
to look at it on my black and white Kindle.

Speaker 13 (50:31):
That didn't just hit you right when I said the headline. No,
I've never I've never seen a kid. I've never actually
I've never seen one in my life. I never used
a kindle, so I thought it was just like an
electronic book. I guess they're worried about being able to
control it.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
Some of it hit you have access to it if
you have one of those Amazon Reading subscriptions. It's like
Kindle unlimits it. I believe as well. I do that. Well,
there you go. Now you can down it all you want.
There's also a bunch of strange titles and categories like,
for example, space but invasion angry man pounded by the

(51:05):
fear of his latent gayness over a dinosaur transitioning into
a unicorn. That's the title of something you can download
on Kindle. They need to be more worried about that
than dinosaurs. Sexually, should we be cons Apparently this is

(51:25):
all considered tongue in chic eroticam Tingle Tinglers Tingle and
his contemporaries offer young readers and means of exploring their
sexuality through Autumn bizarre. I guess this is a specific
author anyway. Yeah, I didn't realize. I thought. I thought
if there was one place in the world where I

(51:46):
couldn't look at porn, it was my Apple two C
computer from nineteen ninety and my Kindle. I thought those
were the two places where I was safe, only to
learn that apparently people, I mean, you must be really
trying to hide it from your wife husband, if you're like, oh,
this book is so good, I need to be alone
and you're just sitting there. I mean, because it's black

(52:07):
and white. That's another thing. You know, it's available in color, right,
Like I don't know.

Speaker 5 (52:13):
Yeah, a lot of my friends read their porn and
I just can't understand it.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
No, yes, yes they do.

Speaker 5 (52:20):
They read those weird like fantasy books and then they
start talking about it when we're all together, and I'm like,
I gotta.

Speaker 22 (52:25):
Go like, you guys are nerds. Wow yeah wow. But
then again, you know came and I'm sorry, this is
two days in a row. Who I'm calling you out?
I am your friend. But you were having sex in
sims over the pandemic.

Speaker 1 (52:38):
I wasn't. You tried to make your sims suck. I
tried to make my sims have a life because you
told me about it. I would never have known that
sims could have sex.

Speaker 5 (52:47):
No, I told you back in the nineties there was
a cheat code Rosebud that you could take their clothes off.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
We all know. Yeah, you went home and tried to
make them bump ugly. Yes, you're sims. No, never mind,
somebody chext in eight five five five one three five, Okay,
lay off my Amazon smut. It's written art now, the
dinosaur stuff too far. I get that. But there's nothing

(53:15):
wrong with romance novels and people read them. No, I'm
not talking about that. I'm just appauled at the fact
that we've got to the point where we're hiding it.
We're hiding adult content, explicit adult content everywhere, like your
kindle of all the you know, you can go to
a store and just buy a magazine like that's better
quality viewing than your kindle. Just get on Twitter, I

(53:36):
mean yeah, but yeah, or just follow over if you
on Instagram and then you know it'll it'll just feed
your for you with a bunch of boobies all the time.
My thing is, I just I'm just like, how deprived
are you that we have to hide it on our kindle,
you know, because that's the last place anybody would think,
you know so much? You having to work going damn it, Fred,
you know, because that's where they hide theirs. Why do
you need to watch porn in public? Though? Because if

(53:58):
you're watching it in private, can't you just get on?
This is what I'm saying. Why are we hiding it there? Right?
So you don't need to watch it in public? Or
you'd have your kindle out or you're at home, but
you know, someone doesn't think that you look at that stuff,
and so you put it on there. I don't know,
It's very concerning to me. How do you hide when
you're like enjoying it in the bathroom. Yeah, I was

(54:24):
getting Well, if you're gonna ask anybody how they hide,
Jason's the guy, because there's no place that's off limits. Yeah,
well he doesn't do it out in the open. Thankfully,
we haven't gotten to that point yet. If you know,
you know, and if you don't know, then I'm not
going to explain it. We have incredible news this morning, Kiki.
Do you want to tell them? Do you want to
tell me? Incredible news that you and the and and

(54:44):
the state of Illinois have come to terms.

Speaker 4 (54:46):
Oh my goodness, guys, A weight has been lifted off
of my shoulders. I feel free, I'm happy, and it's
all because I finally I have finally set up a
payment plan for my two kids.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
Wow, for your ipass situation, why is no one clappy?
I thought they were paid money, said listen, I thought
you paid those I'm Lucria. Let me tell you something.
The next thing that you're gonna hear. The next thing
you're gonna hear is, hey, it's kiky for ipassy. You

(55:21):
have an iepass because it's so convenient and easy. Yes, yeah,
I'm paying my bills. I'm not on the boot list.
I ain't get no payment plan options. How did you
get done?

Speaker 2 (55:29):
Option?

Speaker 1 (55:29):
You know, they were like pay or not?

Speaker 4 (55:31):
Well, baby, after the toes, I racked up the options
they had.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
Are you that person going through the toll way that's
like stop there for twenty minutes because you're like waving
your toll pass in the air or whatever, trying to
get into recognize and everyone's backed up, and then people
trying to reverse, and like, you know what I'm saying,
you're that person.

Speaker 4 (55:51):
No, Fred, I'm the person that speeds through because I
thought if I go really really fast, it would never
get me.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
And that's why half of those that's why half of
those like gates are broken, because people do that. They
just speed right through and they think that like somehow
they're going to make it two people, and that thing
comes down fast, it comes at you fast.

Speaker 4 (56:08):
I thought, like, if I just speed through it, it's
no way that this camera will pick it up.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
And every week they were sending me a.

Speaker 16 (56:14):
Picture of my girl, get you and you like this yes,
and you driving with your face so fast it's clear
as day they got you.

Speaker 4 (56:24):
They got me every single time. But I am on
a road to recovery. So this is fantastic. How long
do you anticipate it will take you to pay theself?

Speaker 1 (56:31):
What was that? What was the balance of the iPads?
It was high? Act like what is high? Four digits? Yes? Okay, wow,
so we really weren't paying right who? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (56:43):
And so they gave us They gave me a twenty
four month option.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
So yes, whoa in two years will be lifted off
your shoulders.

Speaker 4 (56:53):
No, wait, that's been lifted off my shoulders. Now, let's
just hope that my car doesn't decline.

Speaker 1 (56:58):
When automatic with or do you have to go in
there month? It's automatic? It's automatic? So how much interest
in stuff? Like? What I wonder is is that gonna
do it? Or is it gonna be like a credit
card bill that never gets paid off because you're taking
so long to pay it? Well, it doesn't have interest.

Speaker 4 (57:12):
But the crazy thing is the toll may be like
a dollar fifty or a dollar ten, right, but when
I when you wait years to pay it, it's like
twenty dollars feet twenty.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
Dollars feet on each one and they won't take that off.

Speaker 4 (57:24):
No, And I didn't really want to call because I
didn't want them to be.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
Like, girl, we need half of the payper Now I
didn't even want to. I think you can call them
and talk to them about it. But but you do
realize you're going to keep accruing tolls, right like, unless
you don't plan to use a toll way for two years.

Speaker 4 (57:41):
No, I used it yesterday. But the card is connected now,
f Itz. So it's just gonna take it off as
it go.

Speaker 14 (57:46):
So it's taking your fines and it's still taking your tolls. Yes,
you're never getting.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
Hey man, it's not gonna get paid those like student loans. Okay,
it's a plan in place. You're hoping. Daddy Biden just
one day says it. You know what, No more I
pass bills. It's fine. We're waving all eyepass bills.

Speaker 4 (58:04):
Now, somebody the government, No, Fred, don't put that idea.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
Well, why they're not going to wave that. I passed
the skywave stuff. They're not going to pass that. They're
not going to wave that because that's privately owned. I
guess we sold that like we did the Chicago parking spots,
and so you're not getting out of any of that
because that's privately owned. You got some dude named Dan
who wants his money, do you know Dan? Yeah, well
we are not as close as I would like to be.
I would like to be much closer with Dan.

Speaker 13 (58:31):
Actually more Fread show next, He's got.

Speaker 1 (58:37):
Way Fread show is on How Honest Morning Show. So
we're not supposed to have you know, we have this
this studio that it doesn't really work. It's not soundproof,
there are no windows, but it's supposed to be pretty
all the time, you know. It's which we've been here
for about a year, a little over a year, a

(58:58):
year and a half maybe now. But today's one of
those days where I think I might sneak wine into
the fancy living room, like I might have to bring
the coffee in here and just set it right there,
because I think it's just that kind of day, you know,
I just I'm gonna have to okay, But I feel
like it's that one time where Mom's like, okay, you
can drink on the couch, you know, or or like
the plastic comes off the furniture in the tail room

(59:20):
in the front room and then uh, like there's actually
people in there. You know, you're using the decorative towel
in the bathroom. That's what I'm about to use the
fancy soap, because that's only so there is trigger me. Now,
let me ask you this. Have you ever had that
happening before? Where you go into like a like a
fancy powder room, you know, like like someone's bathroom that's

(59:41):
intended to be used for guests. If you go to
a fancy place and they have the fancy towels and
the fancy soap. Only you ever been in that situation before?
Because I have? And then I'm like, wait a minute,
I didn't think I was supposed to use any of
this stuff, but that's all there is. So are these
people that rich that they like every time somebody comes over,
they set out like a new shell soap, you know,

(01:00:02):
like like you know, that's like you know what I'm
talking about, the fancy soaps. It looks like a shell
or it looks like carved or something. And then I'm like,
am I supposed to use that? And if I don't
use that? Are they going to go in there and
be like the soap and the towels have not been
used all the evening, so that means no one has
washed their hands.

Speaker 4 (01:00:20):
You know what I'm saying, I'll use the soap, but
I still can't bring myself to touch the towels, Like
I'll use the soap, but I'll like literally wipe my
hands on myself before I touch anybody's.

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
I've done that. Yeah, yeah, I've done that too, like
it put it in your pockets and hope it doesn't
doesn't the other way. I've totally I've totally done that
to avoid using the decorative towel or you like doing
one of the He's like car wash numbers on your audience, right, yeah,
because like if you see that decorative towel disheveled, that's

(01:00:51):
the other thing. Sometimes I'll sneak use it like kind
of brush body pat brush, like a real quick brush body.
But then I'll reposition because the biggest mistake you can
make if you sneak and use the decorative towel is
like leave it kind of messed up. Oh yeah, y'all
touch a people decorative tack If that's only how you have,
that's on you see criminals that is, I mean, I mean,

(01:01:13):
why would you only have that kind of towel? I
mean I think those.

Speaker 5 (01:01:17):
People sometimes like will either not use that bathroom, like
if they live there, or like my nana would go
pee in there and then go wash your hands in
the kitchen just to not get any droplets in the
sink or touch the nice stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
Yeah you know, so like we're not supposed to. I
don't think. Yeah, yeah, order, it's a fresh show. It's
Kiky's cord, Kiki with sunglasses on and the gabbl honor
in the court. Yeah you could break your phone one day. Side?

(01:01:48):
Why are you banging on the screen?

Speaker 4 (01:01:49):
Side because they haven't approved the budget for my little
things that I need to hear.

Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
Yeah, they never will. Okay, once say you judge keek?

Speaker 4 (01:02:00):
All right, it says, hey, Kige, I know I'm not wrong,
but please take this to the court.

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
It's a confidence for me.

Speaker 4 (01:02:06):
A few months ago, I caught my roommate's boyfriend in
a sticky situation at a bar with another girl. He
caught me taking pictures of him and the side chick,
and then he texts me immediately trying to explain. He
even offered to pay me not to tell my roommate
and share the photos with her.

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
So I took advantage.

Speaker 4 (01:02:25):
Girl And then she says, I but don't get me wrong,
I understand girl code, but it's not like me and
my roommate are best friends. So he agreed to pay
my phone bill for the rest of the year. Now,
four months enter our agreement, he has missed the payment.

Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
I've given him extra time.

Speaker 4 (01:02:42):
I've been texting him letting him know that he's late,
and he's avoiding my text messages at ignoring me.

Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
So what did I do?

Speaker 4 (01:02:49):
I sent the photos to my roommate and told her
about the cheating.

Speaker 1 (01:02:53):
Am I wrong?

Speaker 4 (01:02:54):
I don't think I am, because I gave him plenty
of time to keep up his end of the bargain.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
Okay, all right, I need to bear phrase. Okay, So roommates, Yes,
one roommate sees the other roommate's boyfriend cheating. Yes, roommate
not being cheated upon, goes to boyfriend cheater boyfriend roommate
and says, I have proof that you're cheating. Yep, and

(01:03:19):
I'm gonna call you on. He says, no, I'll pay
your cell phone for how long a year? A year
if you if you make those pictures go away? Exactly.
He missed a payment, so she told she sent the photos.
I'm gonna tell you she's in the wrong. Where we
go what leveraging the infidelity is in the wrong in

(01:03:40):
addition to the cheater. But you're leveraging someone else's poor behavior,
but your excits you. What are you thinking?

Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
Friend?

Speaker 4 (01:03:47):
I actually agree with you on this, and I have
been known to be toxical time or too so of you. However,
I can't say that this is right, you know, like,
don't use someone else's paying for your own gain. Like
you saw him cheating, you had photos. That's your roommate,
whether you guys are besties or not. Just do the
human decency thing and tell her what you saw. And

(01:04:09):
if you're not gonna tell her, then you shut up
it all together.

Speaker 1 (01:04:12):
But to like get this man, what do they call
that when you do that? Like black male?

Speaker 4 (01:04:16):
Black male? Yeah, you're trying to blackmail this man, and
you know what, that's my clerk.

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
Anybody know? Yeah, you know you gotta blackmailed this man.

Speaker 4 (01:04:34):
And the moment he missed one payment, you blow up
the spot.

Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
That's dirt. I mean, they're both they're both wrong. Five. Yeah,
that's the thing. You only out for yourself here, that's it.
And you her roommate about her, yes, only the only
so the roommate. So the two feel the two female roommates,
the one who got cheated on is like, oh my gosh,

(01:04:58):
you're such a great friend. Thanks for looking out for me. No,
she wasn't gonna look out for her. She only looking
out for her because she didn't get her cell phone paid.
That is so scandalous.

Speaker 4 (01:05:09):
Like I mean, girl code is one thing, so she's
already broken that. But then to now, like my clerk said,
blackmail this man, and you know, it really bothers me
that he missed one payment and you blew up their
whole little relationship.

Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
She should have given more time an extension to pay that.
So the wrong part. No, no, no, either you are
involved or you're not. You're either like I'm gonna tell
on you, or you're you just keep your mouth shut.
Those are your two options, right. An option is not
to try and make money off of your roommate's uh,

(01:05:48):
you know, relationship to mis.

Speaker 4 (01:05:50):
Oh true, but I mean if you gonna cheat, and
I know, you might as well give me a little kickback.
I get that part, but it's just that you didn't
give them an up time.

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
You either are gonna you're either on your roommates side
and you tell that she's being cheated on because you
saw it or you look the other way because it's
none of your business. Those are your options. Now, which
one would you have done for it? In this situation?
I would have probably said nothing. It depends how much
I like the boyfriend. If I didn't like him, i'd
tell on him. If I liked him, I'd stay out
of it. But you know me, you know me, I

(01:06:22):
generally stay out of this kind of stuff because it's
not my place to So I don't think. So what's
the difference of not saying anything and then getting a kickback.
There's no different look cash app exactly, you ain't gonna
say anything, might as well get some money for it.
There's a difference between minding your own business and and
minding your own business because someone's paying you to stop

(01:06:44):
to not say anything. That's two different things. It is
I can look the other way because it's not my business,
not my problem. I don't want to be involved, But
I cannot use that same ignorance if I'm being paid
to look the other way. That makes you culpable. That
makes you an accessory, right clerk? An accessory? Yeah, an accessory.

Speaker 7 (01:07:05):
But also, like, how do you live with someone knowing
that their boyfriend is doing that to them, and you
see them every day and you know and you can't
say anything to them.

Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
That's crazy.

Speaker 14 (01:07:17):
I don't I would look at my nice cel phone
be like, look at this nice paid off bill today.

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
She said they weren't best. These are just roommates you
send hi, good morning, Hi, good morning hey. So just
to recap here, two female roommates. One has a boyfriend.
The other roommate witnesses the boyfriend cheating on her. Roommate
goes to him and says, pay my cell phone bill

(01:07:43):
and I won't tell. And then he misses a payment,
so she tells who's in the wrong here?

Speaker 2 (01:07:50):
They're both are.

Speaker 6 (01:07:53):
They're both are in the wrong.

Speaker 19 (01:07:55):
But if I was her, you'll go the past experience.

Speaker 6 (01:07:58):
I still wouldn't have old he or nothing.

Speaker 19 (01:08:00):
I don't care he's my roommate or not.

Speaker 12 (01:08:03):
I wouldn't have.

Speaker 19 (01:08:04):
Told her anything just because I told her, oh, yeah,
look your boys cheating on you.

Speaker 1 (01:08:08):
Look at all the groove.

Speaker 9 (01:08:09):
And then a week later they're back together, and.

Speaker 1 (01:08:12):
Then I'm the no friend exactly exactly. This is what
I'm talking about. This is why I don't get involved
in people's I mean, maybe I have to think of
an example. Okay, Sennya, thank you, I have a good deal.
I can't pay your phone. Get to cheat her and

(01:08:37):
pay that lady. That's the thing. You You inject yourself
and other people's drama, and then you wind up being
part of the drama. And it's like sometimes you don't
know the whole story. I don't know. I don an
know their deal, so I stay out of it. Yeah,
it's none of my business. You should stay out. It's
not my business to solve everybody else's problems. I agree,
one hundred percent. But please make me a personal promise.

Speaker 15 (01:08:59):
If you guys ever, can you out here in the streets, friend, please.

Speaker 1 (01:09:02):
Tell me how many you want to know? I beg you. Yes,
it hurts us out as a bystander, though, hold on,
hold on as a bystander.

Speaker 2 (01:09:13):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:09:14):
Let's first of all, people say I'm People are saying
I'm telling the story wrong. Am I telling this story? Oh? No,
you got it right. Yeah he said it right.

Speaker 4 (01:09:21):
Two roommates once saw the boyfriend cheating. She has photos,
and now she's blackmailing the boyfriend and he missed the payment,
so she.

Speaker 1 (01:09:28):
Don't That's exactly what I said. It's the black mail
but like, how do I know that you and Hobby
don't have an arrangement? But who's to say you don't
change your mind? But my point is you might change
your mind. And then I see Howvey out with some
woman and I'm like, oh my god, Paulina, he's cheating

(01:09:49):
on you. Now you're embarrassed because you had to deal
with him. I don't. My point is I can't keep
up with everybody else's stuff. And I get that one
hundred percent. We are at the moral police, right. That
is a job. I get it. And there are people
out there who just love so much they just love
to get involved in everybody else's stuff and stir stuff up.
I'm the opposite. I stay in my corner and I

(01:10:09):
keep my side of the street clean. I understand.

Speaker 15 (01:10:12):
But if that man ever tells you there's an arrangement,
I'm telling you right now that is not true.

Speaker 1 (01:10:17):
An arrangement. For people are saying I misheard that the
boyfriend offered to pay the bill. It doesn't matter who
accepted and who offered, the bottom line is they have
a deal that involves an exchange of money to keep
a secret. I don't care. You guys are focused on
the wrong detail here. I don't care who offered to whom,

(01:10:38):
but you're accepting it or you're asking for it. Either way,
you're being paid for your silence.

Speaker 4 (01:10:45):
Even if so you said that you wouldn't say anything, right,
so you might as well make him squirm and take
his money.

Speaker 1 (01:10:51):
Now, just tell me, because then I'm I'm morally now
I'm involved. Well you involved anyway because you got photos. No,
but my point is not to be involved. I'm taking money. Hey, Susan, Susan, Hello,
Hi there, good morning. What did you want to say?

Speaker 19 (01:11:10):
So?

Speaker 17 (01:11:10):
I think she.

Speaker 9 (01:11:11):
Should have gotten that money and then went right away
and split it with her roommate and told everything.

Speaker 1 (01:11:17):
Okay, now that that I can see, like, now you're
you're advocating for your roommate and you're sharing the proceeds
of your nefarious behavior here. So it's not it's not
all about you at this point. You're punishing the guy
and it benefits both of you. I guess you're If
you're gonna play games, that's the way to do it, Susan.

(01:11:38):
I agree, I agree, if you're gonna play games. Thank you, Susan,
have a great day.

Speaker 2 (01:11:43):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:11:44):
Glad you called. Hey, Nelly, Good morning, Nelly, Good morning Nellie.
What do you what do you do here? What say
you as a member of the jury of Kiki's court.

Speaker 3 (01:11:54):
Yeah, I'm on my way to work. So I think
it comes down to trust. Like, if you had the
trust to.

Speaker 11 (01:12:00):
Move in with your roommate, there was some form of
like relationship already there. So you should have told your roommate, hey,
this is what's going on.

Speaker 3 (01:12:08):
But I honestly, at the end of the day, agree
with bread because they can also backfire, and your roommate
can say no, I believe my partner and screw you.
You know, I'll find a new roommate and they can
spiral from there.

Speaker 2 (01:12:19):
Well.

Speaker 1 (01:12:19):
And you assume, by the way, that everybody whose roommates
is close and nosy one another. I mean people, There
are plenty of roommates out there who meet in other
ways through other friends or so. I mean, there's not
that automatic loyalty there. I just think it's human to human.
I do live with you. It's in my best interest
to look out for you because because we live together

(01:12:39):
and you could make my life hell if I don't.
That's another thing. I mean, either either reveal or stay out.
But when you're dancing around in the middle. Now you
both are dirty dogs, right, No.

Speaker 3 (01:12:51):
One hundred percent and then two. If I'm the roommate,
I want to know too if my partner is like
doing the same thing, you know, it's the honesty.

Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
Yeah, yeah, thank you, Nelly. That's ma'am. Nellie's a good person,
not like Rufio, but yeah, he's over here. I ask
for double right. Why you got to profit of somebody
else's bad time. That's not my fault. It is your
fault because you're not But you're agreeing to lie for money.

(01:13:22):
So what you're doing the same thing by not saying anything,
I'm not getting paid. I'm not profiting off of the
I'm also not lying. I'm just not saying anything. Who's lying?
I'm not lying. Why would I be lying? You're lying
because you're not revealing something, not only because you're being paid.
That's not right.

Speaker 14 (01:13:43):
It's not like the roommate that I'm going to have
a conversation like, well, where's the lie?

Speaker 1 (01:13:47):
You know what I'm saying, that's not the conversation is
not gonna happen. Lie, there's no conversation happens, right, So you're.

Speaker 4 (01:13:52):
Just sitting up texting the girl exit her boyfriend the Alex.

Speaker 1 (01:13:55):
Stage in cash. Okay, good morning, good morning, Hi, what
did you want to say? Welcome to the show, Thanks
for listening.

Speaker 6 (01:14:06):
I literally lost one of my best friends, lost in quote,
a best friend of eight ears in the last two
weeks because she was caught by me and I sent
a picture to her of herself.

Speaker 1 (01:14:27):
Okay, so you were you sent a picture to her
with the guys she was cheating with.

Speaker 6 (01:14:33):
Uh huh, because she didn't even recognize me when I
walked over at our cheers do that our cheers?

Speaker 3 (01:14:40):
Like?

Speaker 6 (01:14:40):
If you get that right?

Speaker 2 (01:14:44):
Like our cheers?

Speaker 6 (01:14:45):
I saw at least five other girlfriends there that were
then texting me, and I'm the completely sober one. They've
been out for hours.

Speaker 1 (01:14:54):
Well why you send in her pictures? I mean, I'm
not saying you were wrong, but why don't you just did?

Speaker 11 (01:14:58):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
No, no, no, you want to know?

Speaker 6 (01:14:59):
Any One of my really good friends said why did
you take a picture?

Speaker 11 (01:15:02):
And I said, she was so blackout she didn't even
remem her.

Speaker 2 (01:15:06):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:15:06):
See, I don't know. That's another one where I probably
look the other way. I don't know, I just I
don't know me well, I mean you can. I guess
you can try to remove her from the situation. If
she's that drunk, you're looking out for her as well.

Speaker 6 (01:15:21):
I already did, and then she came back.

Speaker 1 (01:15:23):
I think that's all. But that's all you can do,
you know what I mean? Like, all you can do
is for your aid and then and then walk away.
If my friend were really really like compromised from an
alcohol standpoint or drugs or something, I would I would
try and remove them from the situation. Now we've all
tried to do that before and we know how that works.
That's all you can do. That's all you can do.
So she talks to you, she stopped talking to you

(01:15:46):
over this.

Speaker 6 (01:15:48):
Oh I was blamed because her husband walked in.

Speaker 1 (01:15:54):
How this is all very.

Speaker 12 (01:16:00):
Thing?

Speaker 1 (01:16:01):
Say the bar. I want I want some eye nothing, friend,
I was at this point.

Speaker 6 (01:16:06):
I want payment.

Speaker 1 (01:16:07):
Too, Thank you, have a.

Speaker 3 (01:16:11):
Good day, bye for us.

Speaker 1 (01:16:14):
A second, Damn, my friends are boring?

Speaker 2 (01:16:18):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (01:16:18):
Lisa Alisa? Hi? Good morning? Good morning? Hey, what do
you want to say a Kiky's court. I'm not even
try and recap it again because you'll tell me I'm wrong.
It doesn't matter. We all know the point. So what
what do you think?

Speaker 3 (01:16:30):
No, it's okay, friend, you said it right, God bless
you're right.

Speaker 9 (01:16:35):
So like morals aside, Yeah, they were both wrong because
he was cheating and she was obviously not really looking
out for her roommate. But if they need a deal,
I feel like he really should have kept up with
that deal because he didn't pay. You know, she's kind
of in her right to tell the roommate what actually happened.

Speaker 1 (01:16:51):
End of the day, deals the deal, okay, but here's
what happens to Lisa. Here's what happened. So then she tells,
and then the boyfriend goes back and goes, dude, I've
been paying her for her silence, and now you both
look like a holes.

Speaker 9 (01:17:04):
Well yeah, I mean she obviously didn't care about looking
like an a hole because she showed the pictures that
are four months old. So either way, the roommate knows
that she knew. But you know, she's got bills, boyfriends
got problems. It worked out for four months, so she
got her money, he got his money's worth, and so
does she. I guess for four months.

Speaker 1 (01:17:21):
The deal is. The deal is she shouldn't have None
of this is blown the cover too correctly.

Speaker 9 (01:17:25):
I mean, morals are already out the window if he's
cheating and she doesn't really care, so you know what,
all that's really less?

Speaker 1 (01:17:32):
Is that deal? All right? Alicia, thank you, have a
good day and sayd we threw morals out the window.
Shot with them too down. Happy birthdays stand her from Aurora,
twenty seven years old today, Wow twenty seven? What was
I doing when I was twenty seven? Crawling to my
morning show in North Carolina after drinking all night? Probably
for some reason. A bunch of US radio people back

(01:17:53):
in the day around that time we used to in
in North Carolina and Charlotte. We used to do Sunday dinner,
which was the dumb idea ever. Was a bunch of
morning people that we were. I mean, we're friends with
some people from other stations too. It's just something that
doesn't really cute. It kind of happens here, but not
as much. I mean, we have friends that work for
other stations that are very very cool people. Then we
have complete and total haters that work for the stations too.

Speaker 5 (01:18:14):
We also have secret fans from other stations that like
love our show but can't openly say it.

Speaker 1 (01:18:20):
And when they do, they get in trouble. Huh oh boy.
By anyway, I'm not in the mood today. I'm not
gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. But but
I don't know why whose idea that was, because it
became like, oh, we'll go early, we'll go to dinner early,
so we'd go at like five o'clock. Well, that's great.
We're all in bed by aid because we have to
get up at fourth Now. No, we get hammered. Yes,
we'd get hammered at the early conservative family dinner that

(01:18:43):
we had on Sunday. I'm like, whose idea was this?

Speaker 4 (01:18:45):
To do this like this, I would like to do this,
which is not a tradition, but I would prefer Friday afternoon.

Speaker 1 (01:18:50):
Yeah, well that's what That's exactly what I'm saying. We
do that already on Friday, we do. But that's what
I mean. It's why we save up for Sunday night.
Come on, and every now and again, I'll do that.
Like if it's a I don't know, football season or whatever,
and oh we're having fun Sunday watching the game, you know,
Bears game and drinking a little bit, and it's like, ah,
I'm already this far we'll have some shots or whatever

(01:19:11):
it says, already gonna hurt. And I'm like, I didn't
drink Friday or Saturday. I didn't start until five o'clock
on Sunday. That's dumb. It iss anyway, I'm not sure
how I got there. But happy twenty seventh birthday, Sandra.
You guess the Fresh show. This is what's trending. John

(01:19:32):
Travolta's Saturday Night Fever suit has sold for forty four
thousand dollars at auction. It was purchased in nineteen seventy
seven for the movie for one hundred dollars at a
men'swear shop in Brooklyn. Travolta, a New Jersey native, had
two identical white suits to wear during the movie's famous
dance competition scene, and would use one while the other

(01:19:52):
was drying out. There you go, I don't know what
you do with that. I'm sure it's cool. I you know,
I don't know. Do you go buy a manne can,
put on the mannequin? Do you just play that? I
think that's kind of weird. You gotta wear it, man,
you you know, wear it. Yeah, you played forty four
grand for it, and fashion comes back. It'll come back
in style. You would wear that if it fit you,
you would wear a forty four. Really, I don't think

(01:20:14):
anyone would believe you.

Speaker 14 (01:20:15):
I've seen people wear stuff that's way more expensive than
That's true.

Speaker 7 (01:20:20):
I feel like it should have gone for that's so
like it is iconic. Like that almost doesn't seem enough.
But if you had a respect on that, I hear.

Speaker 1 (01:20:26):
You, Jason, And if you had a white suit with
bill bottoms on and you were like, yeah, this was
John ja Woltz, it'd be like, you're full of it.
I never believe you. More Fread Show. Next, the Fread
Show is on. Yeah, Fread's fun fact reread fun so bad,

(01:20:50):
Len said me a very haunting fun fact about dismembered
rabbits that I'm not gonna do. You're not you want
me to do that one? Yes, you know what you want.
It's so just okay, then don't that's okay. The photos
I'm obsessed with, okay, story, all right, fine, I'll do
it because of that. But it's really disturbing. You should be, so,
you absolutely should be. This is really really bad. And

(01:21:14):
Kaylor sent it to me. That's okay, Well, here we go.
You guys, ready, this is Caylin. She wanted me to
do it. She's your quote. Obsessed with this, fellow, this
is history. I love learning about history.

Speaker 2 (01:21:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:21:26):
In seventeen twenty six, a British woman named Mary Toft
dismembered rabbits, put them her Pikachu yeah up the who hiszel,
and then was able to convince doctors that she was
actually birthing them.

Speaker 8 (01:21:43):
What what was the reason, Mary Beth very toss Oh, yeah,
to make money here. They wanted to make money and
they were making money off this scam.

Speaker 1 (01:21:54):
Yeah, I guess. So they were struggling to make ends
me working physically demanding low paying jobs. They were also
dealing with the re and death of their children and
the financial strain of caring for their two remaining children.
So in August of seventeen twenty six, she appeared to
have a miscarriage. The object was described as this, and
then she went back to work as soon as she could,

(01:22:16):
and then apparently this happened again, and they were making
giving her money for this.

Speaker 5 (01:22:20):
I guess yeah, because it was like that everybody in
the town was going to see and they were making
money off of it.

Speaker 1 (01:22:26):
Somebody's gotta like it, I'm getting interrogated. You know, what
is it?

Speaker 2 (01:22:30):
What was going on?

Speaker 1 (01:22:33):
Why you do that?

Speaker 19 (01:22:34):
Like that?

Speaker 1 (01:22:34):
It's extremely right. What's happening? I don't know anyway, that's
disturbing and thank you, Caitlin, but not really.

Speaker 13 (01:22:39):
More Freadshow next, she's got to wait.

Speaker 1 (01:22:46):
Freadshow is on the Hottest morning show. Whose idea do
you think it was to tie all the microphones together?
I don't know, but I was over. I was like
when I said that, I was like, so, thing feels weird.
And then I'm sitting here. I'm sitting here, and then
I'm getting here. I was like, where's my mic? And
then look over and feel's got two mics in his face?

(01:23:07):
If he needs more amplifications? Why is the mic so high?

Speaker 10 (01:23:15):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:23:15):
I don't know why? Like if I move this one
all all thirty of the MIC's move, it's like, whose
idea is that? It just flops down? Sometimes? Well sometimes
glimp something a little screwdrive and maybe some super glue,
gorilla glue, something like that. It'll be fine. Wrench, It'll
be fine,