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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's been on my mind every day. When I walk
in the duncan downstairs, there's a gentleman. Do you know
his name? He's told me his name before and I
can't remember. He's there almost every morning though, and well
while you.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Laughing nothing, it's just like the one guy that works
every morning.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
You don't know his name? Really? Well, well I did
know his name. And then the reason I bring this up, though,
is because he laughed and I remember the day he
left he was I think it was like he was
going to see about a girl, Like it was that
kind of thing. If I remember the story, Crest and
I haven't brought it up because he's back, so oh
so you think so. I mean, he was like, hey man,
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you know, it's been nice. I remember this is probably
like six months ago. He was like, hey man, it's
been nice, you know, but like girl's picking me up
and we're moving. And so the story that I or
the way that I interpreted that was that he was
going to see about a girl. And then about two
months ago I walk in and there he is again,
and I'm like, what are you doing here? And he's like, well,
I'm back. And I never asked the question. Yikes. But
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you know, you guys were talking last week about people
who like, we're owed an explanation about people's breakup. Yes, yes,
And I don't believe that I'm owed an explanation and
I don't want to bring it up. Like I saw
another guy on Friday, okay, And you know me, I
am famous for saying the thing you're just not supposed
to say, Like it's the thing that most people it
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just shows up in the front of their brain and
they go ooh, and then my mouth just takes it
from my brain and goes and I guess that's how
I've made a little bit of money, you know, talking
on the radio. Right. But I see the guy he
was with me, and I see the guy on Friday night,
and I'm like, you know last year he was here
with so and so, and I'm like, oh, I'm like, huh, anyway,
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I am not gonna say anything. I Am not gonna
say anything. And I didn't. And then at the very
end of the night he was like, yeah, dude, well
I'll be calling you because, you know, moving back into
the city again, because you know, things didn't work out.
It was so and so, and I'm like, thank god,
I didn't say anything, thank god, But like this man
is devastated, you know. But I so this is the
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thing with this other guy downstairs, very nice man makes
the coffee every day. Like I don't want to ask
him because I don't think it's a good story, and
I don't he doesn't deserve to start his day at
five o'clock in the morning having to tell me why
he's back in that store that he told me he
would never be again.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Maybe you know he maybe he is lonely in the
morning time and wants you to talk to him about it.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I don't know. Well, yeah, though I talk about anything else,
let his break up I find. But in fairness, every
day when I walk in there, I look at him
and I'm like, I hope he's okay inside. I just
don't want to. But because I don't even know if
I know the right story. I may have made this
whole thing up. I'm famous for that sale.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
But then like if you ask him, be like, hey,
you know, last time I saw you, you know, I
thought you were going to go see this girl, and
he'd be like, hey, it didn't work out, And then
he's like, oh he remembers, he cares here's a free doughnut,
or here's looking at me.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
To him, he's thinking, is what's it for him if
you if you bring up this trauma in his life
and then he winds up, I'm a bombing me at
five o'clock in the morning. Then I get a free
donut out of the deal. Like donut, it could be
a it could be a sandwich or croissant. You know,
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he'd be a bagel. He wants me to unearth this
man's trauma for a free donut because it shows that
you care. You know, you do care. You want to
ask him? I care. I really want to ask him.
Deep down. I want him to know that. In the
back of my mind. Every time I see him, I'm like,
poor guy, I hope everything. See if you just say
it out loud, it shows that you care, don't you
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don't really care? Your nosy Yeah, the only reason you
want me to ask is because you think I might
get something out of I'm just saying I don't want anything.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
This man could be going through it and nobody seems
to care. But the one random person that he sees
every morning says, Hey, whatever happened to you know so
and so and be like, you know it didn't work out,
but thank you for asking because it shows that you care.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
No, but he's a donut right But then right there,
exactly he cares about a chocolate frosted donut with bregles
on it when he cares.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
About as because you have a gazillion points.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Let me tell you something else. I can have all
the chocolate donuts because they're all just right there on
the table when I walk in, I could just grab
one and walk out conversation we need to have. I'm
just gonna grab one and put it in my mouth. Sorry
about your breakup, bro, give me this is a little
load of day. You know it was for like fifteen years.
He's like, you see other thing? What if I sput
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up the whole story. I mean, he did give me
a whole good This man did give me a whole
goodbye speech. He did do that. He did do that,
and then and then he was back, and I was
happy to see him, you know, because you get into
a routine, you say this, you see the same people
every morning. And I think the only reason he knows
my name is because it's on the cup and he
doesn't know. And it says Christopher on the cup too.
Doesn't even say so, he doesn't know me any better.
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We just know each other, one of those kind of things.
But he gave the time to say, hey man, this
is my last day. I'm getting out of here. I
gotta I got him, which is all the more reason
why if I if I came in here one day
and was like, guys, everybody, I met the woman of
my dreams. I'm going to get married. We're moving to
South Africa, and and I'm out, and it's this is
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the greatest day. I don't have to do this anymore.
I don't have to wake up. This is great. I
love all of you. Thank you. This is not a
real speech, by the way. And then I leave, and
then like three weeks later, you see me coming here
with my key card with my head down, and then
I have to sit here like what do I have
to it's kiky and friends. Now let me tell you something.
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I'll slide so fast I will have wheels on him.
These hirs have wheels on for a reason. Now slide
your ass right back over in the cour But then
I would have to come in here and then everyone's
looking at me because they know that I just gave
this major big goodbye production and then here I am
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sitting here again. I actually know a guy who did that.
I'm not gonna say what city, but he was a
TV guy and he was just gruntled and I worked
with him. And one morning he goes on TV. I
kid you not, and he goes, I have a big
It was like a Thursday. He goes, I have a
big announcement tomorrow morning that will change the course of
this show, that will change the course of my career.
And it's a message to everybody who said I couldn't
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do it. He says this, and nobody knew what he
was talking about, including management. By the way, the next
day he never made an announcement and he still works there.
Oh so whatever whatever he thought was gonna happen had
not yet have. And then and then you gotta be
the guy. He showed up the next morning. He was like,
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all right, let's just do the show, but what about
your announcement. He's like, I don't know, that would totally
happen here. Announcement never happened to this day. I don't
know what he thought he was going to go do,
but it apparently he hadn't solidified it yet, but he was.
He was pretty sure about it. I mean the ink
wasn't even dry. But everybody's like, dude, this guy's gonna
go out. He's gonna go out blazing tomorrow morning. Like
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this is gonna be wild. This guy. Wow, he finally
got his big gig. You know, he's finally going to
you know, Sacramento or whatever he was hoping for. I
don't know. And then nope, nope, he's still there. And
that was about fifteen years ago. So but again, you know,
like if I come, if I come crawling back in here,
everyone's just gonna look at me and pity me. You
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owe us an explanation, though at that point, oh, I
would owe you an explanation. When you make a grand
announcement like that and you're gonna leave and that and
you come back, we're not even starting to show until
you explain what happened. You have to give it ex
Like the man that duncan really owes you an explanation.
Stop it. No, he does, because he shouldn't have said bye.
Why would you say bye? He I think he even
told me By isn't a black man. Yeah, he told
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me By, And it was like, you know you won't
see me ere gig. But that's my point. Now you
owe me an explanation, exactly my point, Kiki's When I
saw him again, the look on his face wasn't happiness.
It wasn't like I'm back, like we decided to live
here instead or something. It wasn't that it was the
look on his face was In fact, I think he
even like bowed his head when I was like, hey,
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good to see you, like he's like, yeah, I'm bad.
That's why you got to ask you. But I think
by me interacting with him, he knows I care without
me digging into this man's personal you know, I just
feel bad. I don't. I don't want to be the
guy who starts his day having to explain to me
what he's doing there. And it's been long enough. Now
we're just back to being good. If you just say,
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how are you? That's fair? Yeah, right, every single morning,
good morning? How you doing? If he wants to bring
it up or bring it up, yeah, I'm giving his
grandad eyes. If you can't follow it up, that's the thing.
I honestly, you're right. He should have just he should
have just said I here's the explanation by the way,
and just given it to me. Yeah, so I don't
have to ask. Don't put me through that. Right then
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there's the guy downstairs walking up here here the guy,
how many celsis do you think he drinks a lot?
I can't even get all the way up the escalator.
Very nice man, but I can't get. Oh, I'm not
even like the top of my head appears dude. Morning.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
At least he's awakened like some other security cards.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
In this buildings. Alright, well anyway, security brought to you
by Celsius