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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I want to know, Kiki, how you got to this, Like,
I want to know. I need to understand what was
going on in your brain when you type this in
what's that you're right over there?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
All right?
Speaker 1 (00:11):
You you like technical director? Now what's going on?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Stuff going on? But go ahead. What's a lot going on?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
So I can go Yeah, I could talk sure its
line as did and action. This is what you wrote
on our sheet for today, And I just kind of
wonder what your state of mind was. Okay, if you
woke up in the body of the this is what
Kiki wrote. If you woke up in the body of
the opposite sex, what's the first thing you're doing? What
(00:39):
is the what? First of all, how does this come
up in your brain? And then what's the answer.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
It was just I don't know why I came up
in my brain, but I was just thinking about it.
And I don't know if I can say what I
would do, well, try try. I would just like I
would check out my new parts. Yeah, like, yeah, I
would check out my new parts, like we're a little
woo like I would Yeah, you'd helicopter, yes, what they
(01:06):
call it the helicopter?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Yeah, I would check out my new parts that what the.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Kids call it? Yeah, okay, all right, so you would okay,
I think.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Yeah you got it?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Okay eight five five five nine one three five is
I get ahold of Fred? Schig can call us? You
can text the same number.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Like I was, you do what you wake up like?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
You know that?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
But when you wake up?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Oh oh you still have that? That's nice. It must
be nice what I do? I was like, yo, No,
Luckily everything works the way it should otherwise, otherwise it
would be me for Hey, it's Fred for oh yeah, no, no, yeah, right, Hi,
(01:48):
it's Fred for CLIs how you doing? When the moment's right?
I can? Hey, I can? I can row a boat
thanks to I can row boat with my parents. You
can't without Fred. Honestly, somebody sell that, right, somebody sell that? Honestly?
How much money? Like, how much they're gonna pay me
(02:09):
for that?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Everybody?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I don't care?
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Wait, that's that's an iconic slogan. It's brilliant.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
I mean, where is the sales department where we need?
Speaker 3 (02:18):
They're not listening.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
If somebody wants to sell that for a large dollar amount,
I would be more. Hey, hey, it's Fred for you.
Can't you can't say. You can't talk about ED without
Fred without ED. Okay, good, we'll work. We're gonna work
on the delivery a little bit. Yeah, there, it's there.
(02:40):
I think if I took that stuff, I would just
mean because things still work, okay, so kind of like
I don't know if I took it, I feel like
I would just be walking around all the time with
things working. Okay, you haven't perma. Okay, you surprised I
haven't taken d drug.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Most dudes I know just like try it.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Just to say I can honestly tell you of all
the problems I have in my life, that isn't one thing.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
No, you don't have a problem. But are you curious?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
No, I would be no. Again, there's another example of medicine.
I don't need that I'm not taking.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
But that's a fun one.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Like and I'm not even saying that to brag, like,
oh my stuff still works like it shouldn't work. I'm
forty years old. But what I'm saying is it's another example.
I don't mess around with drugs that are not medically
necessary to me.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Stop saying, I'm serious, it's crack.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
According to Kiki, that thing, stay up, what if it
stays up, I didn't need it to begin with. Why
are we messing around? Just now? It's like perma up,
I'm walking around? No, Rusty, how are you doing, Rusty?
Good morning?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
What was What's the first thing you would do if
you woke up in the body of the opposite sex, Rusty.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Well, after all the personal anatomy education I would give myself,
I would walk into a grocery store or walk down
the street and see if it's true that men don't
actually get out of the way of women want tom walking?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Oh is that a real thing?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
I constantly hear it, and now I'm like overthinking about it.
Every time I'm in a grocery store. There's like every
like Reddit post, Facebook post, like there's constantly women saying like, oh,
men don't get out of the way for us, like
we're always walking and I've got to notice it, but
a lot of them are saying it. So I that's
what I want to do. I think it's true. And
(04:25):
like our girls is being elbowed or you know, shoulder
constantly by random dude.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Okay, all right, Rusty, Well there you go. Thank you,
have a good day. Okay, now now now, Ben no, Rico, Rico,
it's not it's not time to waste people happy birthday time.
We're talking about something else. But go ahead, Rico, while
we're at it, what do you want to say? No,
it's just because I was like, I better do this
before before I go to work, because you know, yeah,
(04:52):
I was gonna get it. It doesn't matter what we
were talking about. So we go, what's your sister's name? Yeah,
so yeah, come on it. My sister's name is and
see uh here and I did see. Okay, well, happy
birthday from Rico. Appreciate you.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
What would you do?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Oh? We should have asked him that question. That would
have been I mean, honestly, it's it's really just sort
of anyone can talk about anything time. So just call
and we'll just talk about anything. Yes, Reel, it needs
to be related to the topic otherwise, okay, thank you.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
The first thing I'm doing is starting in only fans.
I'm gonna get as much money as I can. Yeah,
before I change back.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Do you do that now? There was a marketer?
Speaker 5 (05:31):
No no, no, I think no, no, no, no, whatever.
You know, I'd make a lot of money real quick.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
I would be if I woke up in the woman
in a woman's body whom I would be scared. Really,
I would be scared. I'm not kidding, Like I would
be like, oh my god, Like when am I gonna
start like crying? I mean like like we're pretty soon thereafter,
(05:57):
like like when are things gonna Like when am I
going to get a period? Like when is it?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
What time of the month is it?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Like I don't know why. I just that that would
give me so much anxiety to get a period, I
have to tell you only it would give me so
much anxiety. I'd be like, oh God, it's coming again,
you know. And yeah, but what do I do? Where
am I going?
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Yep?
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Why am I crying?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Right? And That's what I'm saying. Yeah, I would just
be I'd be scared. I mean that, like I have
a tremendous amount of sympathy, and I would It really
worries me. It would worry me. I would be scared.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
I mean, da Jesus, day one he would get I
probably would. I know you would.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
I'm telling you I can't handle it. I don't I'm
not worthy. I can't handle it. So I don't want
the only thing that would be somewhat interesting I think
would be briefly to know what it's like not to
have an appendage down there, like because that thing, that
thing can be a little annoying sometimes, you know, like
it gets you know, I don't know, summertime, it gets
a little you know what I mean, Like it's just
(06:52):
down there, you know, you exercises. Yeah, yeah, there's the thing.
It's like. But if I didn't have that, it would
be interesting. But I don't want what comes with not
having it, so I'll have it. I'll just keep it, Okay.
I think I'm just going to hang on to it,
you know. But that's what you would do. Well, you can't.
You didn't answer the question. You do the same thing
as kiking.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
I would look down. I would did I'll dabble myself
and friends. I would. I just want to I just
want to be a man. Like I would come to
work and like say some stuff, you know.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
What I mean that wouldn't get perceived because I'm being
a B word. Yeah, you know, I'd walk like this,
you know, like she just gritted her to the whole German.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
I talk sports with the guys in the office because
they don't ever let me because I'm a girl.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
I feel like no one ever looks at me when
I try to talk football. You guys, I'm sad though,
that it's less about what you do with your body
and more about like empowerment that you would feel for
having those parts. I hate that. I don't like that.
I know it's a shame. I know.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
I would be outside for sure, because everyone's all excited
about that.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Hell yeah everyone, you mean Jason Brown.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
It's like you guys, really, I know this excludes you,
but love to pee outside.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Facts.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
You know.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
I'm going through these six I wish any man who
wakes up in a woman's body would have their periods. No, no,
you know, I don't. I don't want it. I don't
I don't need.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Yeah, that would stress you out.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
I don't need it. I'm sorry. I think men will
want to know what it's like to be pregnant. I
don't think very many of us would like to know that. Actually,
if Fred turned into a woman, he better joined the
w NBA immediately.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Right, right, do we have the same like body type?
Speaker 5 (08:30):
You didn't have many skills as a dude, Like, oh
my god, it's so early.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
And it's also funny that I control Rufeo's ability to
be heard. Yeah, and I can very easily hold on.
Just keep talking, Rufo all your microphones. I don't know
what happened. Oh God, I just said over here then
all they're both he's close to me. Yeah, as I
choose to throwback throw down songs for today, I hope
(08:56):
you lose. Hey, Emily, Yeah, Emily. Hi. So Kiki woke
up this morning and said, I wanted to know if
you woke up in the body of the opposite sex,
what's the first thing you do? We know what Kiki
would do. What would you do? I don't know if
I do it, but and I have a pretty decent
pain threshold, but I'm curious what the whole getting kicked
in the oh, what I can say would feel like
(09:20):
it's extremely painful. It's really it's like nauseous inducing painful.
Now I can't tell you what it relates to in
any other form, but it is, well, that's kind.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Of what I mean. Like I've had two kids, so
like I'm wondering, how.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Bad is it really?
Speaker 1 (09:32):
I don't think anybody is comparing it to that. Nobody should,
but it is briefly very unfortunate, right, and a little
bit debilitating, like it's the reaction is visceral, like there's
not much It just sort of like takes you out
for a minute. Yeah. Yeah, I accident only kicked my
stepdad when I was little bit before I knew and.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
He was gasping for air.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
It's not good.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
What have I done?
Speaker 1 (09:52):
This comes over you, you know, but nobody should be comparing
it to anything that like that. No, no, thank you, Emily.
I'm surprised that's what you'd want to know. But okay, good,
have a good day. Yeah, most of us are trying
to avoid that feeling for the majority of our lives,
but not Emily. No, she goes, I'm like, that can't
be right there.
I want to know, Kiki, how you got to this, Like,
I want to know. I need to understand what was
going on in your brain when you type this in
what's that you're right over there?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
All right?
Speaker 1 (00:11):
You you like technical director? Now what's going on?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Stuff going on? But go ahead. What's a lot going on?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
So I can go Yeah, I could talk sure its
line as did and action. This is what you wrote
on our sheet for today, And I just kind of
wonder what your state of mind was. Okay, if you
woke up in the body of the this is what
Kiki wrote. If you woke up in the body of
the opposite sex, what's the first thing you're doing? What
(00:39):
is the what? First of all, how does this come
up in your brain? And then what's the answer.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
It was just I don't know why I came up
in my brain, but I was just thinking about it.
And I don't know if I can say what I
would do, well, try try. I would just like I
would check out my new parts. Yeah, like, yeah, I
would check out my new parts, like we're a little
woo like I would Yeah, you'd helicopter, yes, what they
(01:06):
call it the helicopter?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Yeah, I would check out my new parts that what the.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Kids call it? Yeah, okay, all right, so you would okay,
I think.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Yeah you got it?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Okay eight five five five nine one three five is
I get ahold of Fred? Schig can call us? You
can text the same number.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Like I was, you do what you wake up like?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
You know that?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
But when you wake up?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Oh oh you still have that? That's nice. It must
be nice what I do? I was like, yo, No,
Luckily everything works the way it should otherwise, otherwise it
would be me for Hey, it's Fred for oh yeah, no, no, yeah, right, Hi,
(01:48):
it's Fred for CLIs how you doing? When the moment's right?
I can? Hey, I can? I can row a boat
thanks to I can row boat with my parents. You
can't without Fred. Honestly, somebody sell that, right, somebody sell that? Honestly?
How much money? Like, how much they're gonna pay me
(02:09):
for that?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Everybody?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I don't care?
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Wait, that's that's an iconic slogan. It's brilliant.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
I mean, where is the sales department where we need?
Speaker 3 (02:18):
They're not listening.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
If somebody wants to sell that for a large dollar amount,
I would be more. Hey, hey, it's Fred for you.
Can't you can't say. You can't talk about ED without
Fred without ED. Okay, good, we'll work. We're gonna work
on the delivery a little bit. Yeah, there, it's there.
(02:40):
I think if I took that stuff, I would just
mean because things still work, okay, so kind of like
I don't know if I took it, I feel like
I would just be walking around all the time with
things working. Okay, you haven't perma. Okay, you surprised I
haven't taken d drug.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Most dudes I know just like try it.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Just to say I can honestly tell you of all
the problems I have in my life, that isn't one thing.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
No, you don't have a problem. But are you curious?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
No, I would be no. Again, there's another example of medicine.
I don't need that I'm not taking.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
But that's a fun one.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Like and I'm not even saying that to brag, like,
oh my stuff still works like it shouldn't work. I'm
forty years old. But what I'm saying is it's another example.
I don't mess around with drugs that are not medically
necessary to me.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Stop saying, I'm serious, it's crack.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
According to Kiki, that thing, stay up, what if it
stays up, I didn't need it to begin with. Why
are we messing around? Just now? It's like perma up,
I'm walking around? No, Rusty, how are you doing, Rusty?
Good morning?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
What was What's the first thing you would do if
you woke up in the body of the opposite sex, Rusty.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Well, after all the personal anatomy education I would give myself,
I would walk into a grocery store or walk down
the street and see if it's true that men don't
actually get out of the way of women want tom walking?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Oh is that a real thing?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
I constantly hear it, and now I'm like overthinking about it.
Every time I'm in a grocery store. There's like every
like Reddit post, Facebook post, like there's constantly women saying like, oh,
men don't get out of the way for us, like
we're always walking and I've got to notice it, but
a lot of them are saying it. So I that's
what I want to do. I think it's true. And
(04:25):
like our girls is being elbowed or you know, shoulder
constantly by random dude.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Okay, all right, Rusty, Well there you go. Thank you,
have a good day. Okay, now now now, Ben no, Rico, Rico,
it's not it's not time to waste people happy birthday time.
We're talking about something else. But go ahead, Rico, while
we're at it, what do you want to say? No,
it's just because I was like, I better do this
before before I go to work, because you know, yeah,
(04:52):
I was gonna get it. It doesn't matter what we
were talking about. So we go, what's your sister's name? Yeah,
so yeah, come on it. My sister's name is and
see uh here and I did see. Okay, well, happy
birthday from Rico. Appreciate you.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
What would you do?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Oh? We should have asked him that question. That would
have been I mean, honestly, it's it's really just sort
of anyone can talk about anything time. So just call
and we'll just talk about anything. Yes, Reel, it needs
to be related to the topic otherwise, okay, thank you.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
The first thing I'm doing is starting in only fans.
I'm gonna get as much money as I can. Yeah,
before I change back.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Do you do that now? There was a marketer?
Speaker 5 (05:31):
No no, no, I think no, no, no, no, whatever.
You know, I'd make a lot of money real quick.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
I would be if I woke up in the woman
in a woman's body whom I would be scared. Really,
I would be scared. I'm not kidding, Like I would
be like, oh my god, Like when am I gonna
start like crying? I mean like like we're pretty soon thereafter,
(05:57):
like like when are things gonna Like when am I
going to get a period? Like when is it?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
What time of the month is it?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Like I don't know why. I just that that would
give me so much anxiety to get a period, I
have to tell you only it would give me so
much anxiety. I'd be like, oh God, it's coming again,
you know. And yeah, but what do I do? Where
am I going?
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Yep?
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Why am I crying?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Right? And That's what I'm saying. Yeah, I would just
be I'd be scared. I mean that, like I have
a tremendous amount of sympathy, and I would It really
worries me. It would worry me. I would be scared.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
I mean, da Jesus, day one he would get I
probably would. I know you would.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
I'm telling you I can't handle it. I don't I'm
not worthy. I can't handle it. So I don't want
the only thing that would be somewhat interesting I think
would be briefly to know what it's like not to
have an appendage down there, like because that thing, that
thing can be a little annoying sometimes, you know, like
it gets you know, I don't know, summertime, it gets
a little you know what I mean, Like it's just
(06:52):
down there, you know, you exercises. Yeah, yeah, there's the thing.
It's like. But if I didn't have that, it would
be interesting. But I don't want what comes with not
having it, so I'll have it. I'll just keep it, Okay.
I think I'm just going to hang on to it,
you know. But that's what you would do. Well, you can't.
You didn't answer the question. You do the same thing
as kiking.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
I would look down. I would did I'll dabble myself
and friends. I would. I just want to I just
want to be a man. Like I would come to
work and like say some stuff, you know.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
What I mean that wouldn't get perceived because I'm being
a B word. Yeah, you know, I'd walk like this,
you know, like she just gritted her to the whole German.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
I talk sports with the guys in the office because
they don't ever let me because I'm a girl.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
I feel like no one ever looks at me when
I try to talk football. You guys, I'm sad though,
that it's less about what you do with your body
and more about like empowerment that you would feel for
having those parts. I hate that. I don't like that.
I know it's a shame. I know.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
I would be outside for sure, because everyone's all excited
about that.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Hell yeah everyone, you mean Jason Brown.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
It's like you guys, really, I know this excludes you,
but love to pee outside.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Facts.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
You know.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
I'm going through these six I wish any man who
wakes up in a woman's body would have their periods. No, no,
you know, I don't. I don't want it. I don't
I don't need.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Yeah, that would stress you out.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
I don't need it. I'm sorry. I think men will
want to know what it's like to be pregnant. I
don't think very many of us would like to know that. Actually,
if Fred turned into a woman, he better joined the
w NBA immediately.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Right, right, do we have the same like body type?
Speaker 5 (08:30):
You didn't have many skills as a dude, Like, oh
my god, it's so early.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
And it's also funny that I control Rufeo's ability to
be heard. Yeah, and I can very easily hold on.
Just keep talking, Rufo all your microphones. I don't know
what happened. Oh God, I just said over here then
all they're both he's close to me. Yeah, as I
choose to throwback throw down songs for today, I hope
(08:56):
you lose. Hey, Emily, Yeah, Emily. Hi. So Kiki woke
up this morning and said, I wanted to know if
you woke up in the body of the opposite sex,
what's the first thing you do? We know what Kiki
would do. What would you do? I don't know if
I do it, but and I have a pretty decent
pain threshold, but I'm curious what the whole getting kicked
in the oh, what I can say would feel like
(09:20):
it's extremely painful. It's really it's like nauseous inducing painful.
Now I can't tell you what it relates to in
any other form, but it is, well, that's kind.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Of what I mean. Like I've had two kids, so
like I'm wondering, how.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Bad is it really?
Speaker 1 (09:32):
I don't think anybody is comparing it to that. Nobody should,
but it is briefly very unfortunate, right, and a little
bit debilitating, like it's the reaction is visceral, like there's
not much It just sort of like takes you out
for a minute. Yeah. Yeah, I accident only kicked my
stepdad when I was little bit before I knew and.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
He was gasping for air.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
It's not good.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
What have I done?
Speaker 1 (09:52):
This comes over you, you know, but nobody should be comparing
it to anything that like that. No, no, thank you, Emily.
I'm surprised that's what you'd want to know. But okay, good,
have a good day. Yeah, most of us are trying
to avoid that feeling for the majority of our lives,
but not Emily. No, she goes, I'm like, that can't
be right there.
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