Radio Blogs: Rufio Has Created A Monster

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Yeah, they talk better than they These are the radio
blogs on the Fred Show, like for riding in our diaries,
except we say them a lot. We called him blogs Rufiel,
you got one? Yes, all right, go dear blog. I
think I have created a monster.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
My son Ashland the other day he had to go
to the bathroom and we were not going to make
it inside the house. So we you know, we pulled
the Jason Brown and I just said, hey, just just
pee right here.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
It was by the house, you.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Know what I'm saying, Just pee by this bush outside.
Was it someone else's yard?

Speaker 1 (00:33):
No, it was.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
It was our yard, but you know it was it
was discrete, couldn't see anything whatever, Just pee right here, good, Like,
because I'm I'm not going to carry you. We're gonna
it's gonna have an accident if I try to get
you side the house. So yesterday we pick him up
from school and I was like, I was like, hey,
how was school today? He's like, you know, it was good,
went outside play.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
In the playground.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
I was like, cool, what'd you do?

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Does it?

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Play my friends? And I was like, okay, that's cool.
And he says, like, then I went to go pee
by the tree.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
I was like what.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
I was like, I had to go to the bathroom,
and that's so I was gonna go peep.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
It's like, did you go to.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
The bathroom outside by the tree?

Speaker 2 (01:11):
He's like the teacher said they won't let you go
to the I was like, I don't think that's right.
The teacher won't let you go to the bathroom, teach you.

Speaker 4 (01:18):
To the.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
I was like, like he wouldn't. He wouldn't confirm that
he went to I was like, did you or did
you not go to the bathroom outside the playground with
all your classmates.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
And it's not like you know the little kids like.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
He's four, Yeah, he drops his short he drops.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
His pants all the way to the ground.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
You know what I'm saying. No, I created a monster.
It's like, you can't.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
I was like, you can't.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
You can't do that if you got to go to
the bathroom. It's like, I'd rather you be your pants then,
because they have a pair, like they have to have
spare clothes at the school just in case this happens.
I'd rather you pee your pants and then change your boats,
go outside.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Get a decent exposure right.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
For your playground?

Speaker 3 (02:09):
Kid?

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Wow, So he wouldn't confirm her to.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Night if he went to the bathroom, and this is
all your fault, that is all your fault, like Jack.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
To kill you.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
You have my child acting like Jason Browne.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Uncle Jason's having a negative influence on this young child.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
Got I mean, it's.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Like I thought it was just one time. I didn't
think it was gonna think anything of it. Like, Hey,
we're just gonna go outside real quick, go.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
To the bathroom. This kid like, oh, I gotta go.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
That's his new party's a tree, right, Yeah, he thinks
it's okay.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
Right, he's probably getting his friends.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Hey guys. Yeah, And then the teachers are like, oh god,
whose kid is this peeing outside? Oh no, that's Roofield
from the radios. Kick oh, that makes perfect more fread
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