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Speaker 1 (00:00):
About it.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Yeah, they talk better than they about it. These are
the radio blocks on the Fresh Show. I'll stick around.
I was going to go home, but I'll stay.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
We're getting real close to my ninety minutes to work
a day's real close. I think we've gone over. So yeah,
I am too. I think that's what people are like. Man,
he didn't stick around after the show for very long. No,
I don't because I'm starving. That's what that Honestly, that
is the priority. If you feed me like what I
want to eat, not whatever crap they bring around. You're like,
(00:32):
what if you feed me what I want to eat?
I my stay longer. But that's really the priority. Is
where am I going to feed this this instrument of mine?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
You know, where are you eating?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Then?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I don't know whatever, Probably something crappy for the instrument.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
I don't know what. That's another what is it with
me in the movie references today? I hate when people
do that. What movie is it from? I can't stand
when people do that, because there's no way I could
possibly remember that's Rufeo's.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I was going to say, just at Rufo next time.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
But my body is town, my body is my instrument.
It's Wayne Newton in Vegas vacations when the wife is
trying to when yeah, way Newton is trying to get
with Chevy Chase's wife and he says something about my
body is my instrument and I keep my instrument fine too,
or something like that. So that's what I tell all
the lady when they come over and they go, don't look.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Like it, Wayne Newton.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Where is he?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:23):
I can't here for Wayne Newton. Bro It's like we're
writing in our diaries, except we say him a loud.
We call them blogs Chason Brown versus Soup.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Go Yes, so, dear blog. We talked about it earlier
last hour. But I was in Austin, Texas this weekend
for the iHeart Country Festival, which was great. But I'm
sorry to think that I'm cursed in Texas. So if
you remember last year, I think we talked about it.
I was walking with my team down the street and
fell in the middle of the street and spilled my
coffee everywhere. Embarrassing, right, Yes, Well, I had an equally
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embarrassing situation happen with me this weekend with my one
of my best friends, which is soup. So I love soup.
I talk about it very often, how much I love soup.
And so there are a lot of people this festival
that I like try to impress you, like, want to
make sure people you know, respect you and all this stuff.
So we're going up and we're getting lunch at catering.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
So, because you should explain, I'm starting to interrupt you.
But like, these are big events for our company. Yeah,
like the whole company, you know, whether it's the iHeart
Radio Music Festival or the iHeartRadio Country you know, country
dram switch, swing dance, shin ding ding, whatever the hell,
it's called country and Western event. And so they invite
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like the best people in different departments to come work.
So it's kind of an honor. Oh yeah, it's kind
of an honor to come work for free. Yes, our
company is famous for that. Here's the honor.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Show up and don't get paid. Good mind a little bit. Yeah,
it's fine, it's fine.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
But nonetheless, so everyone around you at these things is
like the best of the.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Yeah, like executives like hire people, the best people you
know in the company, in the whole country. So we're
all up in line getting catering. It's like a buffet
style sort of thing. So I'm like, okay, I'm gonna
be like a little healthy. I'm gonna get just a
soup and a salad, like you know, like we're healthy.
We're gonna be a healthy girl. So I was chicken
tortilla soup, one of my top five faves. Put it
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in the bowl, right, and as I'm walking to my seat,
the soup is so hot that it melts the bowl
and all of it falls on the ground and on
my shoes in the middle of the cafeteria, like the
middle of the lund room. Suit like a cardboard paper bowl.
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So I'm embarrassed, So I like throw everything away. I
go and I like stand at this table behind this curtain.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Because I'm like I need to breathe.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Like that was so embarrassed, and all over the floor
again literally, and then I look down, all on my pants,
all on my shoes, just soup.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
And I'm like, who spilled this? Your comination?
Speaker 3 (04:00):
You're like, I don't know, like the workers or anything,
like you gotta double bull the soup, because I did.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Did I tell you that in the first place, Let's
sue them. I would not assume that double bowling is necessary.
I never assumed that double.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
The one bowl is sufficient enough to work Super Bowl
double bowling.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Is that is a big deal and I would not
normally do that. You standard operating procedure double bawl.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
I'm ingesting the ball like I'm eating.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
The ball because the one bowl is gonna melt in
your soup and the second bowl is holding the soup together. No,
it's not to go to the bathroom. And I took
my shoe off, and I'm like cleaning my shoe in
the bathroom, like trying to clean my pants off. I'm like,
why can't I get through this event without doing something
really embarrassing? And it al was really nice about it.
My team was joking about it after, but I.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Was like, oh my god, So that was more embarrassing
than when you showed up to one event and they
sent you home instantly because you had COVID.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Yeah. Actually, yeah, I'll never forget Jason.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
They send Jason in New York, right, really, Oh my god,
I'll tell this. Do you tell me if this is
about accurate? Though?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
They send Jason in New York for another major event.
He shows up there, His flight landed at like noon.
I get a text from him at like one thirty.
I walked into Madison Square guard and they tested me
and then told I have COVID and they told me
to leave.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
And I'm standing on the street corner in New York
with my cakes. I've been here for ninety.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Minutes crying because I can't go to the hotel. I
don't have a flight home, like I'm literally homeless, and
touch me, I'm.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Like a leopard.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Tell me to get back all the play with COVID.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Leave it up to this company to have no play.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
And it'd be like, y'all gotta go.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
I don't know what you're gonna do, but you have
to figure it out.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
So the soup debacle is more mass walking in and
walking out of Madison Square Garden thirty seconds.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Definitely more public where people would superhold.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Well. That explains why the chairman of the company texted
me over the weekend said, do you know Jason Brown.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
You know it's a cleaning bill. He's got all over
the carpet.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Can you teach your people how to get the soup
from the bolt their mouth?
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Like double that would do that.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
When Rich Bresler texted me, everybody knows it's a double
bull situation. Everybody know it except for your guy O
god Jason