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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You can't miss the met ga. No more on that
(00:02):
in the entertainer report. Of course, it was last night's treading.
But to Anna Wintour has spanned four things at the
Metgala in case you were wondering. Chives, onions, garlic, and
cell phones none of that stuff.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Yeah, she doesn't like the way it smells. People sneak their.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Phones, but yeah, she doesn't want people to have bad breath.
Chives onions, garlic. Yeah, because where would you put like
the tic TACs in those outfits? You know, there's no pockets. Yeah,
a lot of those things. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
A lot of people change when they get to the top.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Yeah, you know, well clearly as you know, well in
some doubt, like Rudy Gobert, hero of the day, Boeing.
Did you know Boeing had a spaceship. Yeah, well you
know how I feel about bowing. But if it ain't bowing,
I ain't going to space. But Boeing Starliner launch has
been scrubbed after having another problem. The first astronaut crewed
(00:50):
flight into space that the Boeing Starliner was scrubbed just
before it was set to lift off due to a
stuck valve in the rocket. The crew is loaded and
ready to blast off, considering said of what's going on
over there? Are we sure that you know, if you're
an astronaut and you're about to get in the Boeing I.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Mean, like, yo, my wife's having a baby, right, Hey.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Ru Rudy go Barana. We are staying with her.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I'm sorry, Yeah right, I'm extremely busy. I would be
a little nervous. But if we have all the doors,
is everything bolted in? It turns out it's not. The
next launch window is for tonight, But I don't know.
I mean, we know we love bowing around here. We
don't want anything to happen to Boeing. Love getting on
a Boeing jet. I just think if I were jumping
on their first spaceship, I might say, you know, can
(01:39):
we go around with an Alan wrench and just sort
of check everything?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Put the monkey or something? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Right? Can we?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
How about?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
How about I'll get you on the next one. I
go to space next on the next one, bring that
thing back. I'll get on there. Miss USA twenty twenty three.
Her name is Noeli I Believe Voight. She was the
pageant winner in twenty twenty three. She announced yesterday that
she has decided to resign from the title. The official
Miss USA Instagram account confirmed that the news in a
(02:08):
posts saying that they respect and support her decision to
step down from her duties. She said she's giving up
the title and wrote, never compromise your physical and mental
well being. The organization says it's reviewing its plans to
transition the responsibilities to a successor and will announce who
that is soon. Oregon's Sports Bra, which will show only
(02:28):
women's sports, announced plans to extend nationwide through a franchise model.
The rise in interest is not just for women's basketball,
other sports as well. The twenty twenty three Women's World
Cup reported record attendance with nearly two million fans. University
of Nebraska volleyball game played in a football stadium drew
more than ninety two thousand people in August. And so, yeah,
they're thinking about spreading this that all over the place.
(02:50):
A would you go to a sports bar that only
shows women's sports?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Oh? Yeah, yeah, yeah cool? Now are there enough? Though?
Are there?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Are there as many women's sports going on at any
given time?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
And I don't know the answer. Are there?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Like I feel like you can walk into a sports
bar and they're some dudes hitting something with some ball
with some sort of club at any time of the Dayah,
is there enough? Is that just as prevalent women's sports?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:18):
I mean there's basketball right now, there's women's golf is
on every weekend, there's tennis, there's you know, every male
sport has a women's equivalent.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Are they all televised though? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
I mean if you if it's a bar they use
you pay for you know, they'll find a way to
put on TV.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I watch Kaitlin Clark and get hammered at a bar.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I can get hammered pretty much anywhere.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Yeah, anything, honestly, Yeah, I get hammered. There's nothing on,
nothing at all in a dark room. That's normal, right
that this is not a problem at all. And video
nicknamed the most boring of all time, has wracked up
millions of views on YouTube as a sleep aid.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
So this is.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Considered to be the most boring video of all time.
It's a nineteen eighty nine tutorial on the latest version
of Microsoft Word which you can imagine what that must
have looked like like you could see the pixels in
each you know, some people have jokes about it being
an unlikely sleep aid. The video's voice by Randy Smith,
who was working for Florida Marketing International for two hours.
The video features him going over the basics of Microsoft Word,
(04:19):
as well as talking about formatting, saving, and printing documents.
Since it's been uploaded to YouTube a decade ago, it's
gained over ten thousand comments, with people saying it helped
put them to sleep. All right, let's check this out.
What is this thing Microsoft Word? Boring video? Hold on
a second, let's listen to it. Let's see if it
puts everyone to sleep. This show puts people to sleep,
so let's see if it puts more people to sleep.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
It's like when I was started working at McDonald's. You
got to watch those videos, those training videos, the same.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Thing, the worst you see here here It is the
most boring video ever made. Okay, all right, let's wait
for the ad to play.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
M m mmmm.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Because we don't have a premium subscription, obviously we sound okay,
Let's see what we got here?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
See okay? Oh? Neat hell? Yeah? All right. First of all,
this is the Academy tutorial system. This is not boring.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
First of all, I am wildly entertained already. So that
that beat right there, Yeah, that makes you want to
get up and dance, honestly. Okay, all right, let's see
here so far on wide away, so nothing's happened to me?
Are we gonna get oh here?
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Whoa lighting? Okay, Hello and welcome to mac Academy. My
name is Randy Smith.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
And over the next couple of hours, Yeah, we'll be
discussing Microsoft word.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Honestly, yep, that's the most boring video I've ever seen. Hmm.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
I mean the music at the beginning it threw me
off a little bit, but then it became less boring.
That computer though, I know, he's got one of those
like it's like the skinny narrow mats, you know what
I mean. Like yeah, and it's kind of like the
weird like cream color kind of yeah, and it has
the dis drive in it and the whole thing. Yeah,
that desk. There are people listening now who have no
idea what we're talking about. But if you're a child
(06:10):
of the nineties and you know what we're talking about.
It's National Tourism Day, National Foster Home Day, National Barrier
Awareness Day to dissolve stigmas accepting people with disabilities from
advancing and education and National Teacher Appreciation Day shout out
to all the teachers
You can't miss the met ga. No more on that
(00:02):
in the entertainer report. Of course, it was last night's treading.
But to Anna Wintour has spanned four things at the
Metgala in case you were wondering. Chives, onions, garlic, and
cell phones none of that stuff.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Yeah, she doesn't like the way it smells. People sneak their.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Phones, but yeah, she doesn't want people to have bad breath.
Chives onions, garlic. Yeah, because where would you put like
the tic TACs in those outfits? You know, there's no pockets. Yeah,
a lot of those things. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
A lot of people change when they get to the top.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Yeah, you know, well clearly as you know, well in
some doubt, like Rudy Gobert, hero of the day, Boeing.
Did you know Boeing had a spaceship. Yeah, well you
know how I feel about bowing. But if it ain't bowing,
I ain't going to space. But Boeing Starliner launch has
been scrubbed after having another problem. The first astronaut crewed
(00:50):
flight into space that the Boeing Starliner was scrubbed just
before it was set to lift off due to a
stuck valve in the rocket. The crew is loaded and
ready to blast off, considering said of what's going on
over there? Are we sure that you know, if you're
an astronaut and you're about to get in the Boeing I.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Mean, like, yo, my wife's having a baby, right, Hey.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Ru Rudy go Barana. We are staying with her.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I'm sorry, Yeah right, I'm extremely busy. I would be
a little nervous. But if we have all the doors,
is everything bolted in? It turns out it's not. The
next launch window is for tonight, But I don't know.
I mean, we know we love bowing around here. We
don't want anything to happen to Boeing. Love getting on
a Boeing jet. I just think if I were jumping
on their first spaceship, I might say, you know, can
(01:39):
we go around with an Alan wrench and just sort
of check everything?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Put the monkey or something? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Right? Can we?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
How about?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
How about I'll get you on the next one. I
go to space next on the next one, bring that
thing back. I'll get on there. Miss USA twenty twenty three.
Her name is Noeli I Believe Voight. She was the
pageant winner in twenty twenty three. She announced yesterday that
she has decided to resign from the title. The official
Miss USA Instagram account confirmed that the news in a
(02:08):
posts saying that they respect and support her decision to
step down from her duties. She said she's giving up
the title and wrote, never compromise your physical and mental
well being. The organization says it's reviewing its plans to
transition the responsibilities to a successor and will announce who
that is soon. Oregon's Sports Bra, which will show only
(02:28):
women's sports, announced plans to extend nationwide through a franchise model.
The rise in interest is not just for women's basketball,
other sports as well. The twenty twenty three Women's World
Cup reported record attendance with nearly two million fans. University
of Nebraska volleyball game played in a football stadium drew
more than ninety two thousand people in August. And so, yeah,
they're thinking about spreading this that all over the place.
(02:50):
A would you go to a sports bar that only
shows women's sports?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Oh? Yeah, yeah, yeah cool? Now are there enough? Though?
Are there?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Are there as many women's sports going on at any
given time?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
And I don't know the answer. Are there?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Like I feel like you can walk into a sports
bar and they're some dudes hitting something with some ball
with some sort of club at any time of the Dayah,
is there enough? Is that just as prevalent women's sports?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:18):
I mean there's basketball right now, there's women's golf is
on every weekend, there's tennis, there's you know, every male
sport has a women's equivalent.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Are they all televised though? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
I mean if you if it's a bar they use
you pay for you know, they'll find a way to
put on TV.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I watch Kaitlin Clark and get hammered at a bar.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I can get hammered pretty much anywhere.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Yeah, anything, honestly, Yeah, I get hammered. There's nothing on,
nothing at all in a dark room. That's normal, right
that this is not a problem at all. And video
nicknamed the most boring of all time, has wracked up
millions of views on YouTube as a sleep aid.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
So this is.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Considered to be the most boring video of all time.
It's a nineteen eighty nine tutorial on the latest version
of Microsoft Word which you can imagine what that must
have looked like like you could see the pixels in
each you know, some people have jokes about it being
an unlikely sleep aid. The video's voice by Randy Smith,
who was working for Florida Marketing International for two hours.
The video features him going over the basics of Microsoft Word,
(04:19):
as well as talking about formatting, saving, and printing documents.
Since it's been uploaded to YouTube a decade ago, it's
gained over ten thousand comments, with people saying it helped
put them to sleep. All right, let's check this out.
What is this thing Microsoft Word? Boring video? Hold on
a second, let's listen to it. Let's see if it
puts everyone to sleep. This show puts people to sleep,
so let's see if it puts more people to sleep.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
It's like when I was started working at McDonald's. You
got to watch those videos, those training videos, the same.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Thing, the worst you see here here It is the
most boring video ever made. Okay, all right, let's wait
for the ad to play.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
M m mmmm.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Because we don't have a premium subscription, obviously we sound okay,
Let's see what we got here?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
See okay? Oh? Neat hell? Yeah? All right. First of all,
this is the Academy tutorial system. This is not boring.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
First of all, I am wildly entertained already. So that
that beat right there, Yeah, that makes you want to
get up and dance, honestly. Okay, all right, let's see
here so far on wide away, so nothing's happened to me?
Are we gonna get oh here?
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Whoa lighting? Okay, Hello and welcome to mac Academy. My
name is Randy Smith.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
And over the next couple of hours, Yeah, we'll be
discussing Microsoft word.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Honestly, yep, that's the most boring video I've ever seen. Hmm.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
I mean the music at the beginning it threw me
off a little bit, but then it became less boring.
That computer though, I know, he's got one of those
like it's like the skinny narrow mats, you know what
I mean. Like yeah, and it's kind of like the
weird like cream color kind of yeah, and it has
the dis drive in it and the whole thing. Yeah,
that desk. There are people listening now who have no
idea what we're talking about. But if you're a child
(06:10):
of the nineties and you know what we're talking about.
It's National Tourism Day, National Foster Home Day, National Barrier
Awareness Day to dissolve stigmas accepting people with disabilities from
advancing and education and National Teacher Appreciation Day shout out
to all the teachers
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