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Speaker 1 (00:00):
They talking about it. Yeah, they talk better than they
say tell me about it.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
These are the radio blogs on the Fred Show, like
you're writing in our diaries, except we stay them a loud.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
We call them blogs. Roofee. Yes you got one. Yep,
all right, go, thank you, dear blog.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
So I have a bone to pick with the United
States Postal Service.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Oh boy, I'm getting my nail here.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
I'm you know, I'm not complaining about the price of
a stamp or whatever.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
It's eighteen dollars.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
So when you I don't know if you've ever done this,
when you move, you know, you forge your address. And
then there's this thing you could sign up for, uh
in my emails called USPS Informed Delivery, So it tells
you like if something's coming in the mail from the
or a package whatever. And this is really ruining my
purchase game, oh, because I'd be ordering stuff and it
(00:51):
tells me like, oh this, you know, this package you
got from TikTok is coming today?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
The hell you buy it from TikTok. You don't go
on the TikTok shop. Try not to on our TikTok.
What she's ordering on TikTok shop? Yeah, who does on
the freshman TikTok. It'll be like your order has been received.
She orders something correct, well, I mean she uses her
own mode. He's gonna say whose credit card is in
my credit but if you want to give that to us? Yeah, yeah, okay,
(01:20):
So you are things right, and it doesn't have to
be from TikTok. If anything gets delivered.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
If I and through the post service, they'll send me
the notification like it's coming today. The problem is my
wife Jess gets there also gets the same email. You know,
it'll show this, bills coming, this, this letter's coming, birthday
card's coming. It also shows package arriving today TikTok from TikTok.
So yesterday I got confronted. It's like, what did you
(01:46):
order from TikTok now? And I was like what She's
like the email says what does you order from TikTok?
None ya, And I was just like, don't worry about it.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Because it's still.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
It has to do with a certain gift for this
weekend and so I couldn't, you know, say what it was.
But I had to say, yes, something is coming from TikTok.
But yeah, like if something gets sent from Nike, oh
here we go.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Now I have to deliver stuff to work. A lot
of people do that, by the way, Yeah for sure.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Oh I just I can't imagine why I would want
this app Like, that's the last thing I need is
to know what's coming.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
I don't need another email telling me what is going
to be my mail box. I'll just look.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
But like I feel like as growing up, you're just
like you never want to get mail. But for some reason,
I want to get mail now, like and it tells me,
like it takes a photo copy, like, oh, this is
coming today, bills coming, whatever's coming.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Packages? Right, yeah, packages. You want to know when you
get home your package is going to be delivered at
this time. You want to plan. It makes you you
get it, so I get the package far But I
hate mail.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Maybe that's the whole thing tomorrow is how do you
hide your purchases from people? Because it's becoming more and
more difficult to do that. What was your trick with shoes,
You'd put them at the bottom of the pile.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
So like in my closet, I have I keep all
the shoe boxes.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
They're all in the shoe boxes, and I'll stick a
new pair of shoes in the middle, not at the top.
And then I'll be like, wait, let me, oh, what
shoes am I looking for? Let me take off these
ten pairs and get this box the.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Right rust. They've been in the middle of the pack.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
And then I can't do that anymore either because we moved.
I have another child coming, so my shoes are all
out of the closet. No, they're in a certain area
which probably gets monitored by secret cameras, are hidden cameras
or stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Maybe they have to take time shop.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Well, I've known a number of people to have work
here that have had all their stuff sent here so
that people at home don't know how much stuff they're buying.
H So they just get it delivered year and then
it's like they can sneak it back in their work
bag or whatever else. And then it's like, you know, right,
I don't I haven't been ordered anything. Nothing shows up
to the house. Normally I'll deliver it to on days
(04:08):
at you know Jess is working. This is you know,
give her to them, but give her.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
To the box. Put the box.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
If I've been everything, and then be like this, I've
had this for years, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
This is not new.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
What do you mean that's an NBA Finals, It's an
NBA Playoffs bullsh I got.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Right. You know this is a nineteen ninety six authentic.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Yes it's yes, I've had this first try.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
It's two thousand and four autis. I don't know. I've
had it forever.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
So shout out to not shout out to the Post
Office for ruined my game.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yeah, they're c blocking you, The Ntember reports Next
They talking about it. Yeah, they talk better than they
say tell me about it.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
These are the radio blogs on the Fred Show, like
you're writing in our diaries, except we stay them a loud.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
We call them blogs. Roofee. Yes you got one. Yep,
all right, go, thank you, dear blog.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
So I have a bone to pick with the United
States Postal Service.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Oh boy, I'm getting my nail here.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
I'm you know, I'm not complaining about the price of
a stamp or whatever.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
It's eighteen dollars.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
So when you I don't know if you've ever done this,
when you move, you know, you forge your address. And
then there's this thing you could sign up for, uh
in my emails called USPS Informed Delivery, So it tells
you like if something's coming in the mail from the
or a package whatever. And this is really ruining my
purchase game, oh, because I'd be ordering stuff and it
(00:51):
tells me like, oh this, you know, this package you
got from TikTok is coming today?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
The hell you buy it from TikTok. You don't go
on the TikTok shop. Try not to on our TikTok.
What she's ordering on TikTok shop? Yeah, who does on
the freshman TikTok. It'll be like your order has been received.
She orders something correct, well, I mean she uses her
own mode. He's gonna say whose credit card is in
my credit but if you want to give that to us? Yeah, yeah, okay,
(01:20):
So you are things right, and it doesn't have to
be from TikTok. If anything gets delivered.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
If I and through the post service, they'll send me
the notification like it's coming today. The problem is my
wife Jess gets there also gets the same email. You know,
it'll show this, bills coming, this, this letter's coming, birthday
card's coming. It also shows package arriving today TikTok from TikTok.
So yesterday I got confronted. It's like, what did you
(01:46):
order from TikTok now? And I was like what She's
like the email says what does you order from TikTok?
None ya, And I was just like, don't worry about it.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Because it's still.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
It has to do with a certain gift for this
weekend and so I couldn't, you know, say what it was.
But I had to say, yes, something is coming from TikTok.
But yeah, like if something gets sent from Nike, oh
here we go.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Now I have to deliver stuff to work. A lot
of people do that, by the way, Yeah for sure.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Oh I just I can't imagine why I would want
this app Like, that's the last thing I need is
to know what's coming.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
I don't need another email telling me what is going
to be my mail box. I'll just look.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
But like I feel like as growing up, you're just
like you never want to get mail. But for some reason,
I want to get mail now, like and it tells me,
like it takes a photo copy, like, oh, this is
coming today, bills coming, whatever's coming.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Packages? Right, yeah, packages. You want to know when you
get home your package is going to be delivered at
this time. You want to plan. It makes you you
get it, so I get the package far But I
hate mail.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Maybe that's the whole thing tomorrow is how do you
hide your purchases from people? Because it's becoming more and
more difficult to do that. What was your trick with shoes,
You'd put them at the bottom of the pile.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
So like in my closet, I have I keep all
the shoe boxes.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
They're all in the shoe boxes, and I'll stick a
new pair of shoes in the middle, not at the top.
And then I'll be like, wait, let me, oh, what
shoes am I looking for? Let me take off these
ten pairs and get this box the.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Right rust. They've been in the middle of the pack.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
And then I can't do that anymore either because we moved.
I have another child coming, so my shoes are all
out of the closet. No, they're in a certain area
which probably gets monitored by secret cameras, are hidden cameras
or stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Maybe they have to take time shop.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Well, I've known a number of people to have work
here that have had all their stuff sent here so
that people at home don't know how much stuff they're buying.
H So they just get it delivered year and then
it's like they can sneak it back in their work
bag or whatever else. And then it's like, you know, right,
I don't I haven't been ordered anything. Nothing shows up
to the house. Normally I'll deliver it to on days
(04:08):
at you know Jess is working. This is you know,
give her to them, but give her.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
To the box. Put the box.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
If I've been everything, and then be like this, I've
had this for years, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
This is not new.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
What do you mean that's an NBA Finals, It's an
NBA Playoffs bullsh I got.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Right. You know this is a nineteen ninety six authentic.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Yes it's yes, I've had this first try.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
It's two thousand and four autis. I don't know. I've
had it forever.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
So shout out to not shout out to the Post
Office for ruined my game.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yeah, they're c blocking you, The Ntember reports Next
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