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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the Fresh Show. This is what's trending. All right, guys,
Mother's Day is Sunday. Don't mess this up. And I've
warned you every day this week. Get your mom something, anything, something,
Do not forget, and do not show up on Mother's
Day having picked something up on the way there. That

(00:22):
is not acceptable. Gas station flowers. No, No, if it's
Sunday and you forget that you need to go to
like a bakery or something you need to like, make
it look like you went out of your way, right, Kiki,
that's right. Do you give your sister something for Mother's Day? Yes?
I do. What do you gonna have planned?

Speaker 2 (00:40):
We're having a brunch at my brother's house and I
plan to be honored along with the other mothers that
are there, so I won't be doing much of anything.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
No, tell me again, while you're supposed to be honored again, Well,
I'm a dog mom first all. Yes, let me say
again on air, Kiki, if you want to come, I.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Have a dog mom and I would like to be
hones her with the other ladies that are going to
be honored there.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
So okay, I will say. I mean, you do a
lot with your with your nephews. Thank you. Yes, I
didn't make you their mom, but you do a lot
for them. Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
And I feel like I raised my siblings, so you know.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Yeah, you know what, I better be getting something to
Isabella actually saying exactly the youngest one.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Technically, but you know, it's a few that were under
me that are.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
I didn't do anything with my sister until she turned
like twenty two and had hot friends.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Damn, honestly, what how'd that work out for your pretty? Well?
You should have seen the bridesmaids at her wedding. I
think that was the requirement to be a bridesmaid. Oh
I kid you, I kid you not. This is not

(01:50):
If my mom were awake, she would tell you this.
My mom my sister's wedding a couple of years ago.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
My mom kind of had a minor freakout, like right
before she said like goodbye to my sister, basically that
they had a moment together alone. The bridesmaids went out,
and then I walked my mom down the aisle, and
but she was like having this moment where she I
don't know if a lot of parents can relate to this,
but I maybe thought it was more with sons and moms.
But she kind of was like, I'm letting go of

(02:18):
her like and then she was basically like, don't leave me.
Don't leave me, like like to me, like, don't leave me.
Like essentially, I don't know. It was weird. It was
almost like she thought she was relinquishing. It was an
emotional moment. It was very sweet, but there was a
little bit of a minor freak up. And I'm sure
it's a big deal to watch your your child, you know,
get married or whatever. But after that, she's, you know,

(02:40):
got tears in her eyes and we're walking down the
aisle and I kid you not. She whispers in my
ear right before like I go to like for her
to sit, she goes, did you bang all of them?
Referencing the bridesmaids. I'm like, no, there's one.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
And it was.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
It was a high racial banged in that bang. It was,
but myster my sister organized it. She enabled it. She
enabled it. She always thought it was a good idea
until it happened, and then she would get mad about it. Huh.
But she wanted me to date her friends. I think
she liked it. But anyway, but we were eight years apart,
so like when I'm sixteen and she's eight. Yeah, you know,
she was like an annoyance. Well, I mean, I'm sixteen,

(03:20):
I'm like trying to be like a cool teenager, which
I wasn't, And I think she was like the little
doting little like you know what I mean, she's eight
years old, and then as she got older than we got,
the gap seemed to like narrow. So we're now we're
very close, and we were been very close for a
long time. But you know, I mean maybe because you
guys were girls, or maybe because the age difference between
you and Bella was so big that you almost felt

(03:41):
like a parent in some ways. But eight years was big,
and as a girl, I didn't know any I didn't
know what to do with that. I think if it
had been a little boy, maybe we would have been
closer earlier, because I guess I would have known, like
what interests he would have had or somebody. You know,
she was playing with dolls and do it, so I
didn't a know anying about it. We had a family emergency,
so there was a time where I had to just

(04:02):
take care of her by myself for a little while.
So like I feel like maybe that's what did it? Like?
I felt like a tea mo for a hot second
and like I literally like car see it in my
car in high school. But yeah, I don't know. I
wish she were I wish she and my mom were awake,
because I would call him, well, my sister probably is awake.
She has an infant. But my sister would do this.

(04:22):
I would go to visit her, or I would be
in Arizona and she'd be like, you need you need
to hang out with so and so friend from high
school or friend from college, and then she would like
put us together, and then she would irish exit. She
would leave on purpose. It's like, oh wow, she totally
set me up perfectly, and it usually worked. And then
the next morning, I never failed. The phone would ring,

(04:44):
usually this person was still there and my dad screaming
at me, what are you doing? Why are you sleeping
with her friends? A man is at home crying what
And then I have to call man and go, what
are you doing? You left us there? And she's like
I know. And then finally I said to my dad,
I go, would you do it? And he goes, that's

(05:05):
not the point anyway. Dad been trying to block you
for years. He has been story member, where like he
had to compete was mom's. It's just uncommon, by the way,
is it uncommon? Usually you don't want them to get
with your I couldn't stand it.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
All my friends were chasing my brothers, all of them,
like all of them wanted to be with my brothers,
and they used to get on my nerves so bad.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
So you wouldn't you weren't going to have.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
That if I would always, I wasn't going to block them.
But once they did, you're not my friend, Like I'm
cutting you off really because I feel like you're not
you Maybe even befriended me to try to get to him, Like,
you know, one of my brothers was notry.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
We were really close to age, so we were.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
He smashed everybody, and I was like, oh, any girl
that smashes him is no longer my friend. You're just
with him because I don't want any parts of that.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
What's funny is I'm cordial with all of them, like
a lot of most of them. I think all of
them are married now I have kids. Yeah, uh, and
we're good, you know. But but my sister was the
one who it was usually her idea so she left
because she wanted you. Yes, yeah, not just because she
wanted to go home. Yes, she was facilitating that. She
was enabling it, and then she'd get mad the next day,

(06:15):
and then she'd be over it. We go, we go
drink again, It'll be fine, that's yeah, ye, but never happened.
I probably should have taken a couple of those more seriously,
but at the time, it was like, I know everyone
they felt so young because I felt, I don't know,
seven and a half years so I was in my
late twenties. They were in their early twenties, so I
don't know, like I was like the big brother that

(06:37):
I was just old enough to be like it was
kind of cool, you know, and I had like I
thought I had money, but I didn't really, but I
had more than them, so I could like take them
to dinner and stuff. I don't know. I got a job,
yeah right, exactly. Yeah, I have health insurance. What's up?
So Mother's Day decided I don't mess it up. Not
sure how we started talking about me sleeping with my
sister's friends. But the FDA is preparing for a bird

(06:58):
flu pandemic that could kill one in four Americans let's
all freak out everyone. The FDA is earing up for this.
The agency's top official told a Senate committee that officials
were drawing up plants to roll out tests, anti viral
drugs and vaccines in the event the virus jumps to humans,
but he emphasized the risk of it spread into people
was low, with only one person infected so far. The

(07:19):
flu appears to be spreading in cattle for the first
time after jumping from birds. So that's what we have
to look forward to now, is the bird flu pandemic.
But who knows. Some people are saying that it's only
being talked about because it's an election year. I don't know.
What does that do. Does that make voters scared so
we vote for somebody else, or does that make voters

(07:41):
scared so that we vote for the same guy? Like,
what's the strategy in rolling out of pandemic? What's the strategy?
And like in like spitting on some birds and letting
them fly away and see what happens. You know, I
don't know either, but this stuff does seem to happen
around voting time. There is a hidden feature in Google
accounts that lets the tech giant quietly record your voice
is that it stores for other uses. So if you've

(08:04):
been wondering if your phone is listening to you, it
is listening to you. In fact, according to News This Morning,
Google saves the audio recordings from web and app activity,
along with verbal interactions with search assistant and maps, which
it uses to quote develop and improve its audio recognition technologies.
You can apparently stop it, though there's a whole way
to do it. You go to data in privacy tab

(08:25):
history setting, you click on the web and app activity,
and then there's a check mark which you can uncheck,
and I guess it will stop recording you. That's interesting. Ways,
it's already too late. It absolutely records you. Though. Yeah,
they've got enough fun. I mean, there's no question about it.
And I don't know what else they're listening to and
what they're doing with it. But like if I say
right now, like oh man, I need I'm going shirt

(08:48):
shopping later or something, I swear to god, it's gonna
pull a bunch of ads for like, you know, shirts,
and I can't. It's probably gonna pull a bunch of
ads now for weird ass foods. So we've been talking
about that. Al I'm telling you something.

Speaker 3 (08:59):
It's in your brain, like I'll think stuff, not to
even say it out loud, and then an ad will
show up.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
It's it's happened telepathic. You're saying, yeah, okay, all right,
Well it's been confirmed a Southwest Airlines passenger has gone viral.
I can't tell if this was happening on the ground
or in the air based on the picture, but this
person was filmed napping in the plane's overhead bin. So
this person actually climbed up in the bin and nonchalantly

(09:29):
lied laid length wise in the overhead locker and then
everyone starts laughing. It's unclear if the inflight napper I
guess it was in flight, was a passenger or crew member,
or what their motivation was for crawling into the bag
and storage container. But not only is that discussing, because
who knows what I mean reading they clean those overhead
bins that and like, you got to think about how

(09:49):
many bags go up there every day and where those
bags have been. That's what I'm worried about, not the
fact that the whole overhead thing might just fall on
top of people. And how'd you get in there too?
You climb up on the seats. I guess I don't know.
I'm probably thinking about the wrong things here. And ozempic
butt is an issue for women using the weight loss drug.
You guys, this is doing weird stuff. Okay. I think

(10:11):
we need to take a big, deep breath and we
need to figure out what this ozembic is and we
need to figure out if we really need it for
weight loss or if we should just get ourselves a
StairMaster or a peloton or go for a walk, because
look at this. Women who lost forty pounds say their
backsides have completely disappeared and shrunk so much they can
feel every bone. Others describe their butt as a flap. Now.

(10:33):
Doctor s the ozembic butt is expected because as someone
rapidly loses weight, the skin doesn't have enough time to adjust,
causing it to sag. Meanwhile, the FDA is currently investigating
reports at ozempic has led to permanent hair loss or alopecia.
It's not supposed to happen. Wow, And everybody wants the
ozembic because everybody wants to lose weight like right now.
And as a person who goes to the gym occasionally,

(10:55):
I am bitter. I am a bitter beaver about Ozembic
because I feel like I'm trying my hard is to
lose weight, like in a healthy way, and I want
people to be like, man, you look skinny. But then
otherwise I could just go get a shot and everyone
to go, man, you look skinny, and no matter what
you do, if you lose weight, everybody thinks you're on
Ocempic anyway, like everybody thinks I'm onozempic. I think secretly

(11:16):
behind my back, they're like, there's no way this guy's
going to the gym with that tyrant Gideon. There's no way.
But I am in fact, and it's painful. We post
one video of months and I want to vomit, but yeah,
you know I do. I meet Ozembic in the in
the gym, and then he I meet getting in the gym,
and then he stabbed me with ozempic and then I
go home. But I went to the gym. No, I'm

(11:36):
being honest. I'm a little bit bitter about the ozempic
thing because it's like I think it's that simple. Yeah,
And I worry about people, and you've heard me go
on this right now for a while. But I worry
that like people are not actually changing their lives. They're
just shooting up, you know what I mean, And then
they get skinny, and that's okay. But like, if you're

(11:57):
not eating well in addition, you're not doing all the
other things that you got to do to is it
really elongating your life or are you just getting skinny?
Which I mean, you know, I mean, summer is coming,
so I get it. It's National Washington Day, National Clean
Up Your Room Day, National Military Spouse Appreciation Day, shout
out to Shelley by the Way for that, and National
Childcare Provider Day recognizes childcare providers, teachers, and other educators

(12:20):
of young children everywhere

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